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00:00Toxic Crusaders
00:30Oh, we're hideously born
00:43Hey, I'm sittin' on top of the world
00:48With my mom, choo-choo, and girl
00:51Wow!
00:52Toxic Crusaders
00:54Toxic Crusaders
00:56Toxic
01:01Toxic Dump
01:03Instead of the usual Toxic Dump opening,
01:06this story starts in Dr. Killamoth's penthouse on Island City.
01:10Only this time, Zar Zoster, the ruler of Smogula, was there to help him.
01:15Killamoth, our Smogulan scientists have discovered a huge pool of high-smog-thin crude right here in Tromaville.
01:22What splendid news, your promptness.
01:25Yes, it's the regular mother of a mother lode.
01:28Before this, our spaceships had no way of refueling for the long trip back to the planet Smogula.
01:34But now, we can start a massive shuttle service and transport all of our citizens here to Tromaville.
01:40Excellent thinking, sir. And where is this reservoir of smog-tain fuel?
01:46Right here.
01:48The Toxic Waste Dump? But that's where the Toxic Crusaders live.
01:52I want you to construct a pumping station on the site and start the flow of smog-tain fuel A.S.A.P.
01:58I don't know, Zar Zoster. What if the Toxic Crusaders refuse to move?
02:03What's with this guy?
02:05He's always making those predictions. Just ignore him.
02:09I will ignore him. Now get to work and don't bother me with details. Just do it.
02:14Yes, your Zar ship right away, sir.
02:18Ownhead, round up the Radiation Rangers for a special assignment.
02:22It will be easy, boss. They're off getting their batteries charged. May I?
02:27Be my guest.
02:29Don't bother me with details. Just do it.
02:33Meanwhile, back at the dump, us Toxic Crusaders were leaping into the age of electronics.
02:39Isn't this exciting? I bet we're the only guys in the world who live in a Toxic Waste Dump and have cable TV.
02:45Yeah, the best of both worlds.
02:50How's the picture now, Headbanger?
02:53We're getting nothing but snow.
02:55Snow? Way cool. I love skiing.
02:58I think the vertical needs adjusting.
03:01Wrong. No zone. It's the horizontal.
03:03I say vertical.
03:05I say horizontal.
03:08Well, Thunder, still seeing snow?
03:12No. Stars.
03:14Uh-oh. My traumatons are starting to quiver. That means trouble.
03:19Radiation Rangers!
03:22Yo, Toxic Crusaders! I brought your eviction papers. Open fire!
03:28Wow. This isn't good.
03:32Okay, Blobby. Do your thing.
03:35I hate the Toxic Crusaders.
03:40I hate the Toxic Crusaders.
03:50Mayor Grody's office. I'm sorry, but the mayor has his hands full.
03:56Never mind that. Just get out of here.
03:59I'm sorry, Mayor Grody.
04:02I'm sorry, Mayor Grody.
04:05I'm sorry, Mayor Grody.
04:08Never mind that. Tell him it's Dr. Killamoff calling.
04:12Yes, Killamoff. What can I do for you?
04:15That's Dr. Killamoff.
04:18And you can do what Bonehead failed at and evict the Toxic Crusaders from their dump site.
04:24But they've got a 90-year lease.
04:27Don't bother me with details. Just do it.
04:33What's wrong, sugar?
04:35I've got to get those Toxic Crusaders off that property.
04:39But how? I need an evil and despicable scheme to trick those stupid crustaceans out of that dump.
04:47And you're just despicable enough to do it.
04:51Mayor Grody came up with a plan.
04:54Because all of a sudden, he showed up at the Toxic Waste Dump.
04:58I hate this place.
05:00Every time I come here, I ruin another pair of shoes made from an endangered species.
05:10Toxic Crusaders, I'm here to make you a proposal.
05:15Forget it, man. We're not the marrying kind.
05:18Tromaville is growing, expanding, bursting at the seams.
05:23Kind of like the seat of your pants?
05:26Exactly. And I need citizens like yourselves to help make it grow.
05:31Gee, we'd like to help.
05:33But being hideously deformed creatures of superhuman size and strength takes up most of our time.
05:39Gentlemen, I'm talking about glamorous, high-paying executive positions with the city.
05:46For instance, Junkyard.
05:48You'll be my vice president in charge of Pooper Scoopers.
05:52Sounds tempting.
05:54Fender and Fender, you will be my joint heads of traffic.
05:58All right.
05:59Nozone, you'll be in charge of painting those yellow lines in the middle of the road.
06:06Have we a real travel?
06:08Major Disaster reporting for assignment, sir.
06:11Oh, you, Major, will be Tromaville's official Tunisian fruit fly inspector.
06:18Hmm, international intrigue. Oh, I like it.
06:22And now, Toxie, for your special job.
06:26Gosh, I don't know, Mayor. My schedule's pretty full just fighting you bad guys.
06:30But your city needs you. Besides, this will hardly cut into your time at all.
06:35You'll be ambassador for visiting bigwigs.
06:38But bigwigs never visit Tromaville.
06:40That's right.
06:41Well, in that case, I accept.
06:43Good. Start packing.
06:45Packing? Why?
06:47Important city officials can't live in a disgusting dump like this.
06:52My limo will pick you up first thing tomorrow morning.
06:55Mom was so proud of our new careers that she defrosted us special dinner.
07:01Ooh, great grub, Toxie's mom.
07:04Yes, almost as good as army chow.
07:07Why, it's a pleasure to kiss up to you boys, now that you're important city officials.
07:13Okay, but at least let me help you clean up.
07:16And to top things off, I baked a special surprise.
07:21An Yvonne Chiffon Cake.
07:24Oh, no.
07:27Even though he looks yucky, my honeymoon's a yuppie.
07:31He's a mover and a shaker, a real decision maker.
07:34When I see him, I drool like a puppy.
07:38Well, Toxie, what do you think?
07:43Mmm, delicious.
07:45Toxie's mom was right.
07:47The way to a man's heart is through his lower intestine.
07:51It was time for us movers and shakers to leave our beloved toxic waste dump.
07:56But at least we were leaving in style.
07:59Still, I couldn't help feeling I was leaving a piece of myself behind.
08:04I was. I forgot Mob and Blobby.
08:08Dr. Killimorph, Mayor Grody here.
08:12Have you moved the Toxic Crusaders off the dump site?
08:15Yeah, they're out of your hair and into mine.
08:19Splendid. I'll have the Radiation Rangers start building that pumping station immediately.
08:25Oh, goody. The sooner the better.
08:28Wait, I'm not finished.
08:30Remember, Grody, keep the Toxic Crusaders away from the waste dump or else.
08:37I'm beginning to hate being the bad guy.
08:45And now, these messages.
08:52We now return to the Toxic Crusaders.
08:57Here we are, boys. Welcome to your new home, Grody Towers.
09:02Oh, now there's a coincidence.
09:05It's got the same name as you.
09:08This dump makes our dump look like a real dump.
09:11Just follow me to your luxurious new condo, boys.
09:17Yoo-hoo! Mom! Open up! It's me.
09:22Hello, sonny.
09:24Mom, I'd like you to meet my new administrative assistants.
09:27They'll be moving into the building.
09:29Oh, that's nice. Which apartment?
09:33Yours. You've got exactly five minutes to pack your junk and get out.
09:38Now, hold on. You're actually planning to toss out your own dear, sweet mother?
09:44Don't worry, Major. She's used to it.
09:46But how could you? She's so old and fabled and gray-haired and wrinkled and...
09:52Okay already. He gets the point.
09:55You stay right where you are, Mayor Grody's mom.
09:58If our new jobs mean you'll be without a home, then we don't want them. Right, guys?
10:03Right!
10:05Toxic Crusaders, back to the dump! March!
10:09To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump!
10:11No! Wait! I got a better idea.
10:16You can move into the penthouse. How's that?
10:20It depends. Who are you going to evict from there?
10:23Uh, me.
10:25In that case, you've got yourself a deal.
10:29I can't wait till the Radiation Rangers finish building that pumping station.
10:34Then I'll be able to kick those Crusaders out on their toxic butts.
10:39What on Earth?
10:41Those idiots have defaced my priceless antique door.
10:46And they've changed the lock, too.
10:49Open up! I know you're in there!
10:52Oh, hi, Mayor. Hey, nice shorts.
10:55Having you bit was the stupidest idea I ever came up with.
11:01Surprise!
11:03Well, what do you think?
11:05What do I think?
11:12Toxic City officials reporting for duty, Mr. Mayor.
11:15Gentlemen, you know what your duties are, so go do them.
11:20Right, Governor!
11:23Toxy, why are you still here?
11:26Because I've got nothing to do.
11:28That's why I figured I'd go back to the dump and check on things.
11:33Back to the dump?
11:35Why not?
11:37Seeing as how there aren't any bigwigs visiting Tromaville today.
11:40You want bigwigs? I'll get you bigwigs.
11:45Do you clowns remember what you're supposed to do?
11:49Yeah, we're supposed to let Toxy give us the royal tour,
11:52but keep him away from the dump.
11:54That's exactly right.
11:56But there's something about this that's bothering me.
11:59If it's your girdle, I don't want to hear about it.
12:02No, it's more like,
12:04what if one of them hideously deformed mutants
12:06falls madly in love with me and blows the whole scheme?
12:09If I chance, have you looked in a mirror lately?
12:12Look who's talking, freak face.
12:14Oh, yeah?
12:17Great touch.
12:19The fighting convention, you two are really married.
12:25Toxy, may I present the Lunacon and Lunacress, a pair of brothers.
12:31Welcome to Tromaville, Your Royal Highness.
12:34Here's a five. Take them out for a fancy lunch.
12:37Hang on, royal folks.
12:39The Tromaville tour is about to begin.
12:46Meanwhile, we Crusaders were busy with our important city assignments.
12:51For instance, Nozone was painting yellow lines down the middle of the road.
13:00Well, sort of down the middle,
13:02while Junkyard was taking care of another kind of business.
13:05Hey, you with the pom-poms on your paws,
13:07show a little class, will ya?
13:10Merci, Barcoo.
13:12Meanwhile, Headbanger had his hands full directing traffic.
13:15Come on, come on, manages.
13:18Oh, no, no, wait. Don't go.
13:21I wish you'd make up your mind.
13:24Good old Major Disaster was hot on the trail of Tunisian fruit flies.
13:28All elms and oaks, front and center.
13:31Hip, hip, hip, hip.
13:33Covey, halt.
13:35Now, drop your leaves and spread them.
13:39As for me, I was showing the ludicron and ludicrous around the town.
13:43How would you like to see Tromaville's favorite meeting place?
13:46A combination bowling alley and laundromat, the Bowlin' Pole.
13:50Oh, what do you mean to me?
13:52Anywhere but the toxic dump.
13:54A little woman here is allergic to garbage.
13:56Oh, what a pity.
13:58To me, it's the most beautiful spot in all of Tromaville.
14:01Then, something happened that changed the entire course of this story.
14:05Aren't you glad?
14:09Oh, for the heaven.
14:12The minute Noso laid eyes on the pulchritudinous ludicrous,
14:16he was head over heels in love.
14:18Wait, come back.
14:20Now that I've found you, you can't just nibble out of my life.
14:28Uh-oh.
14:30Whoa!
14:35Hey, what's going on?
14:37This must be love.
14:39Mother told me I'd be knocked right off my feet.
14:42Hey, spokes for brains.
14:44That's my wife's lap you're sitting in.
14:46Oh, just my luck to fall in love with a married woman.
14:51That night, we were all taking a well-earned and much-needed bath
14:55in Mayor Brody's hot tub.
14:57Crusaders
14:59Squeaky clean and toxic
15:01Crusaders
15:03Toxic
15:05Crusaders
15:07Of that we're pretty sure of
15:09Ooh
15:11When suddenly, the mayor's secretary dropped in on us.
15:14Hello. Am I in the right penthouse?
15:17I'm looking for...
15:23Are you all right, little lady?
15:25I guess I should thank you.
15:30I can't believe it.
15:32First you take my condo.
15:34Now you take my bimbo.
15:36That does it, Mona.
15:38I'm out of your life forever.
15:42Man, go figure.
15:49Faster, you clods, faster!
15:53Well, Gilamoth, what's taking so long?
15:56It's those blasted radiation rangers, Zarzoster.
15:59I won't tolerate excuses.
16:01You'll finish on schedule, or I'll have your head.
16:04Do you hear me?
16:06No, only too clearly.
16:15And now, these messages.
16:18We now return to the Toxic Crusaders.
16:24What did I do to deserve this?
16:29This has got to be the longest night of my life.
16:35It's also the shortest nap you've ever had.
16:37Now move along, buster.
16:39It's against the law to sleep in the park.
16:41You flat-footed idiot.
16:43I'm the mayor of this town.
16:45I'm the mayor of this town.
16:47I wrote that law.
16:49I know.
16:50You also wrote the one about our not eating donuts on duty.
16:53Now scram, bozo.
16:58What did I do to deserve this?
17:01I mean, besides take the bribes, cheat, not my income tax,
17:04and secretly arrange it for the takeover of Tromaville
17:06by the smog-breeding aliens.
17:08The Toxic Crusaders will pay for this.
17:12But good.
17:15Ah, what a fine day for a surprise Tunisian fruit fly inspection.
17:20Hmm, there's something suspicious looking about this sassafras.
17:25Attention!
17:27Present arms!
17:34Oh, my.
17:36This is the fattest fruit fly I've ever seen.
17:39I'm going to need a larger specimen bottle.
17:42Meanwhile, poor lovesick Nozone couldn't keep his mind on his work.
17:46All he could think about was the ludicrous of bare butter.
17:49Oh, my ravishingly rotund ludicrous.
17:52I can see us now.
17:55Darling, fly into my arms.
18:02Oh, no.
18:03You're not the ludicrous, either of you.
18:06You idiot.
18:07I ought to write you a ticket for this.
18:09Hey, chill out, man.
18:11Can't you see the dude's in love?
18:13I'll give you love, you adultated add-on.
18:16Ow.
18:17Take that.
18:18No, take that.
18:19Take that.
18:20What that guy needs is a couple of girlfriends.
18:27Nozone's love affair was playing heck with my assignment, too.
18:34Hey, cut it out.
18:36We're getting car sick back here.
18:39Fartbags.
18:40You think of everything, don't you, Mop?
18:44That crazy Nozone was even more in love than I thought.
18:51The toxic dump.
18:53Hey, wait.
18:54Turn around.
18:55You're going the wrong way.
18:56Sorry, folks, but it's against the law to cross a yellow line.
18:59Kellermop's going to have our skulls.
19:01He told us to keep this jerk away from the dump.
19:04I warned you one of them might fall in love with me and botch things up.
19:07You and your woman's intuition.
19:10Something weird was happening.
19:12The closer we got to the dump, the more my traumatons started kicking in.
19:16And then I saw why.
19:18Our cozy little shack was history.
19:22Pumping station.
19:24I'll bet my traumatons Dr. Kellermop is behind this.
19:27Dr. Kellermop?
19:28Who's Dr. Kellermop?
19:30He's the guy we work for, stupid.
19:32Don't you remember?
19:33Shut up, you bug brain.
19:34I'm sorry, your royal lewdnesses, but I'll have to drop you at a movie or something.
19:38I've got a protest to organize.
19:40No Cruddy Crude!
19:42No Cruddy Crude!
19:44No Cruddy Crude!
19:46You're too late.
19:47The first airship crammed with huddled masses of smugulants
19:51yearning to breathe gunk is about to land.
19:55Attention, passengers.
19:56We are approaching Taromaville.
19:58Please put your antenna in an upright position.
20:01And if you've got them, smoke them.
20:03Radiation rangers, remove all trespassers from the area.
20:08Let's show these bozos what weak defenseless women are made of.
20:13Right on, Toxies Mom.
20:20Way to go, sister.
20:22You might as well give up, Taromavillians.
20:25The smugulant airship has arrived with fresh troops.
20:28Kellermop's right.
20:29Maybe we should surrender.
20:31No way.
20:32A toxic crusader doesn't know the meaning of the word surrender.
20:36Actually, there are lots of words a toxic crusader don't know the meaning of.
20:40Don't worry, men.
20:41My tree troops have been preparing for just such an emergency.
20:45All trees, front and center.
20:52Great work, Major Disaster.
20:54The smugulants will never find this place now.
20:57And just to make sure...
21:02That's not fair!
21:04You're cheating.
21:06We're not finished yet.
21:08Junkyard, help me out with this ancient battle song I just wrote.
21:13Wait, babe.
21:14Let's pump up the volume with these killer amps.
21:16Why, thank you, Fender.
21:18Oh, how we love to fight
21:20Whether we are wrong or we're right
21:24Sometimes it's just for spite
21:27Sometimes it's just for spite
21:29Especially when we fight
21:39Due to emergency conditions, we'll be returning to Smuggula.
21:43Hey, that's the second time in this episode we've amplified sounds to defeat the Radiation Rangers.
21:49I say, when you've got a good thing going, stick with it.
21:53They did it again.
21:55Don't worry, boss. I'll handle them toxic crusaders.
21:58Starting with the head dorks.
22:01Say goodbye, blister brain.
22:04That sure is a strange customer, Highness.
22:07In our country, we just wave goodbye.
22:09Like this.
22:10I'm bonehead, you bonehead.
22:12I'll eat my laser blasts.
22:19Oh, mop.
22:21You made the supreme sacrifice for me.
22:29You're alive.
22:31Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
22:37See that?
22:38I warned you everything would go wrong.
22:40But would you listen?
22:42No.
22:43Shut up.
22:48Ludicons.
22:50Go figure.
23:20To be continued.