The Billionaire's Masquerade
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00:00You
00:30According to mr. Trudeau's will your eldest daughter miss Shelby Trudeau must be married
00:46by five o'clock today or she loses her inheritance that unladied like girl is not my daughter
00:53bad enough on my stepmother hi hello we want Shelby to know show that's the way we get
00:59everything
01:12sergeant Shelby Trudeau I'm here to claim my inheritance well look who it is the prodigal
01:18sister and just in your old uniform pathetic still trying to play hero I'm in the Army
01:25Reserve now CC I was doing weekend drills with my unit the will please the Army Reserve
01:34should just died in the field like a good little soldier no one I missed you shut your
01:38trap before I shut it for you you don't have to respect me but don't you dare speak about
01:45soldiers dying in vain on the battlefield look around CC your curled hair and your frilly
01:51dress do you think any of that would be possible without others sacrificing you have freedom
01:58and peace because someone else is carrying the burden of course the will sergeant Trudeau
02:10and I want to thank you for your service your father's will stipulates that the inheritance
02:18is yours only if signed by both you and your spouse that means you got 15 minutes to find
02:28a husband Shelby tick-tock don't say I'm a bad stepmother I'll give up your inheritance
02:45and I'll give you one percent better than nothing you stole my father for me most of my
02:51life you will not take what he left me and what this money could do to help the gym and all the
02:57women that are part of it really Shelby who's gonna marry you anyhow the last guy you even
03:05slept with was a one-night stand three years ago at Mardi Gras
03:15don't keep the mystery you've already lost Shelby take the 1% I'm offering and be grateful for it
03:32right you're not even gonna find a bum on the street to marry you in time watch me watch me
03:44don't worry
04:06he looks single oh my god this is totally fubar suck it up soldier you can't let your
04:14evil stepmother and stepsister win hey mister will you marry me I know this sounds crazy and
04:32there's no time to explain but if you help me I promise a generous reward once I get my
04:37inheritance well this day just got a whole lot more interesting so you won't have to live on
04:41the streets anymore I look like a homeless person there priceless you can't marry this
04:51Shelby Trudeau the late judge Trudeau's eldest daughter that's right the judge said she was a
05:01soldier he didn't mention she was beautiful too here's a few bucks take it and get lost
05:08don't meddle in our business don't speak to him like that he's a person with feelings
05:13the Cinderella tale complete with an evil stepmother and obnoxious stepsister it's clear
05:20who deserves my help and the timing couldn't be better for me all right let's get married
05:38names for the marriage certificate that Shelby Trudeau and your name is Griffin Roy
06:09and congratulations you lovebirds
06:21this isn't over
06:28sergeant missus Roy you have to stay married for at least one full year or everything goes
06:37to your stepmother and stepsister you hear that Shelby you won't last a week with that hobo
06:44I guess we'll need to keep in touch but you probably don't have a permanent address once
07:01this date gets settled and I have the money we can get you an apartment and set you up for the
07:05job when most people do what they wanted they usually just walk away I'm not most people I see
07:14that
07:21I gotta return this goodbye for now goodbye wife
07:36where the hell
07:52got you seriously this is over the top even for you this DNA get it to Detective McSwain
08:04right away look as your campaign manager I need you to be more focused on your image okay
08:09I'll never catch LaRoche dumpster diving
08:15marrying Isabel was the best decision of my life you know when you elected me to Congress three years ago
08:24you've got a package deal Griffin Roy just another billionaire bachelor playboy lawyer best
08:32this is my friend is where you're vulnerable in a snap I can line up a dozen beautiful successful
08:39women who want me for what I am not who I am but you can't keep pining over some girl you met three
08:45years ago it's not just some girl we had a connection never had that before
08:52look I gotta run but Griffin you need to find a woman who can stand by your side someone real
09:03not this made-up mystery girl built up in your head
09:22remember that true strength is not physical it comes from the belief that you are worth defending
09:29all right guys that's class nice work
09:39so what's the latest on the STD super spreader I tried to call him but mr.
09:44chlamydia blocked my number who knows how many other women he's done this to
09:49so I was thinking maybe it's time to go by his place and run me a person
09:56it's holding you back Andre's a regular guy Shelby he's got a bro pack these men are like wolves with money
10:03let's go we'll face this douchebag together
10:19Oh
10:23what's your name Stephanie how about a drink huh oh that's okay come on one little drink won't do no harm
10:31okay one drink really Pierce this clown is the one who controls the town's power brokers
10:37you want to beat LaRoche you gotta mingle with the good the bad and the Andre's
10:43I can't believe I slept with that what was I thinking I guess I can't hold my liquor
10:54I mean the night was just one big black hole it wasn't the alcohol that caused you to black out
11:01thank you
11:05thanks that creep
11:09you dickless loser
11:16drugging girls to get laid what the fuck get out of my house skank
11:21I'm the skank that's funny you're the one spreading chlamydia
11:27shut the fuck up and get out of my house unless you're back for more I know how much of a whore you really are
11:33you like spreading your legs don't you I just told you that you have chlamydia and you
11:39oh my god you already know you have it and you don't care
11:45ladies Andre Ivanov has been knowingly spreading chlamydia
11:57what is she doing here both of you get out of here
12:04oh shit she can't know who I am yet
12:12do you know who I am I don't care
12:18hey where did she come from that's my wife isn't she amazing
12:24and she's gonna cost you Andre once he finds out you're married to her I don't care
12:28you think you can crash my party and put that ninja shit on me
12:32you are one dead bitch
12:45nice did you see that combo dude she can fight look at her form man
12:54she can really fight man you are hopeless
12:59hey sell me jackets I'll give you my Rolex
13:24fuck you Roy I'll do everything I can to end you
13:34get him
13:37you lied to me you're not some homeless guy
13:41when did I say I was homeless you were next to a dumpster that's not much of a leap
13:46what were you doing at this party working in the room
13:49thought you were one of those asshole rich guys
13:53I'm sorry I hope I didn't cost you your job
13:56I know how you can make it up to me at dinner with me
14:01my place is nearby I'll whip something up as a thank you for tonight
14:05wow a wife who cooks and kicks ass I'm one lucky man
14:10don't push it
14:19hey dinner's ready
14:26this is nice I haven't had a home cooked meal in a long time
14:30it's one of the things I miss the most when I was deployed
14:33how long were you in the military seven years I joined right after high school
14:37my mom had just died and I was feeling rudderless
14:41you weren't close with your father I was he was my hero
14:47until he wasn't he cheated on my mom with Margo
14:52he was the judge and she was the court stenographer
14:55it was quite the scandal at the time
14:58it must have been really hard for you
15:01it was harder on my mom she didn't want anything to do with him
15:04so I cut him off too even started using my mom's maiden name
15:08but then three years ago he reached out told me he was sick
15:11so I came to New Orleans for a visit
15:13here I am
15:14here you are
15:16enough about me what's your story Griffin Roy
15:23Shelby Trudeau come on out now
15:25we know you're in there Shelby the light is on
15:28we are not leaving until you open this door
15:30we are not leaving until you open this door
15:33hey I'll handle this
15:37oh I thought I heard a couple of stray cats out here yelling
15:41but it's just you two
15:43and you are
15:45that's the homeless guy that Shelby married
15:47what are you doing here
15:49why wouldn't Griffin be here
15:51he's my husband after all
15:53mama what are we gonna do we need to challenge the will
15:55but how can we do that if they're still together
15:57shut up Cece
15:59oh I see you're still trying to rob my wife of her inheritance
16:02how pathetic
16:05how pathetic and pointless
16:07tell them love we are
16:09silent bark
16:11enjoy the little victory while it lasts
16:15right we're gonna shred that will
16:17and your shame of marriage in no time
16:27you're gonna be a problem
16:29there's no way they'll let us be
16:31what if we moved in together
16:33you wanna live here
16:35I don't know
16:37somewhere with better security
16:39like my place
16:41sure
16:43I'm dying to see where you live
16:50so let me get this straight
16:52you told her you're house sitting
16:54that's right said I was gonna watch the house
16:56while the owner was in Europe
16:58you do know how crazy that sounds
17:00why can't you just tell her it's your place
17:03I saw you from across the room
17:05and I had to talk to you
17:07that's very flattering
17:09but you don't know anything about me
17:11I know you take my breath away
17:13and I know that I would wonder
17:15for the rest of my life
17:17if I didn't take this chance
17:19even if it was only for one night
17:21maybe it's better this way
17:23no names
17:25no past
17:27we can just be ourselves
17:29I'd like that very much
17:31the girl from Mardi Gras
17:33didn't know I was Roy
17:35she liked me for me
17:37and I want that again
17:39Pierce
17:41even for a little while
17:49stash all this stuff
17:51in the garage please
17:53Griffin you're a public figure
17:55a lot of people know who you are
17:57how long do you think you can keep this charade up
18:00I don't know
18:02but I have a chance to be with someone
18:04without all the crap that goes along with being a Roy
18:06well just remember
18:08we're about to launch a multi-platform campaign
18:10in two weeks
18:12TV, radio, social
18:14billboards, your face
18:16is about to be everywhere
18:18then I better make the most of the next 14 days
18:30this place is insane
18:32the owner must really trust you
18:34yep
18:36we're pretty tight
18:38here let me show you to your room
18:46I can't keep living in the past
18:48maybe it's time to
18:50move on
18:52maybe
18:54maybe
18:56maybe
18:59maybe it's time to see what the future holds
19:08goodbye mystery lover
19:16I take it things are going well with Xena warrior princess
19:18oh she's so exciting
19:20and competitive
19:22keeps me on my toes
19:24so damn beautiful
19:26face sweaty, no makeup, so damn real
19:28I can't wait to meet her
19:30her military background
19:32and work with actress women
19:34will be a real asset
19:36for both female and male voters
19:38dial it back Pierce
19:40we're in the early stages
19:42alright well don't take too long
19:44you married her for the campaign
19:46and it's not like she can dump you
19:48when she finds out
19:50she needs you
19:52for her inheritance
19:55good
20:01hey
20:03I'm taking care of you tonight
20:05oh I like the sound of that
20:07get your mind out of the gutter woman
20:09I'm talking to an ear
20:11alright in that case surprise me
20:13try I'm full of surprises
20:15I bet you are
20:25gotcha sis
20:27so this is where you've been hiding
20:37did you want some more wine
20:55I turned off your alarm
20:57you obviously needed to sleep
20:59we can run tonight
21:01P.S. you snore
21:03but it's super cute
21:05I do not snore Griffin Roy
21:07I'm not snoring
21:09I'm not snoring
21:11I'm not snoring
21:13I'm not snoring
21:15I'm not snoring
21:17I'm not snoring
21:19I'm not snoring
21:21I'm not snoring
21:23I'm not snoring
21:25I'm not snoring
21:27I'm not snoring
21:29I'm not snoring
21:31I'm not snoring
21:33I'm not snoring
21:35I'm not snoring
21:37I'm not snoring
21:39I'm not snoring
21:41I'm not snoring
21:43I'm not snoring
21:45I'm not snoring
21:47I'm not snoring
21:49I'm not snoring
21:52what the hell are you doing
21:54just routine inspection
21:58let's see what else you're hiding here
22:08get your filthy hands off my wife
22:16oh cool
22:18I thought I was saving you
22:21you got it
22:27damn lady
22:29you make it look easy
22:31are you hurt
22:33just my pride
22:37looks like you got a flat
22:39let's get out of here we can take my car
22:41this is yours
22:43borrowed it from a friend
22:45right
22:47I know all the guards who work here
22:49and you sure as hell aren't them
22:51who the hell are you man
22:53some kind of big shot or something
22:55oh I'm your worst nightmare
22:59alright
23:01you're under arrest
23:03what the hell is going on
23:11well that didn't go as planned
23:14mama this is all your fault
23:16you pushed me to hire those thugs
23:18to humiliate Shelby
23:20and now my money's wasted and she got off scot free
23:22eyes on the prize Cece
23:24once we inherit the entire Trudeau estate
23:26this will be pocket change
23:28yeah and who would have thought that bum
23:30would have got the police involved in all this mess
23:32I don't believe he's a bum
23:34I mean how can a homeless man be so clever
23:36no matter whether he's a
23:38tramp or not he married Shelby
23:40for her money
23:42we make a deal and he'll leave her
23:44we annul the marriage
23:46and claim the entire estate
23:50isn't Victoria Wilcox
23:52the porter party billionaire
23:54looking for a new gigolo
23:56that old cougar
23:58oh Cece honey
24:00when they're that age
24:02they're not cougars
24:04they're saber tooth tigers
24:06well
24:08then we just gotta make him an offer
24:11you really should have
24:13iced these right away
24:15I realize that now
24:17I've only ever sparred with
24:19gloves on
24:21never thrown a bare knuckle punch before
24:23what
24:25did I just
24:27hand in my man card
24:29no you knocked a guy out with one punch
24:31your man card is
24:33fully intact
24:35you just sounded like a prep school rich boy
24:37for a second
24:40thank you
24:42not just for today
24:44but for everything
24:46it's been really lonely since my dad
24:48died and
24:50it's nice having someone on my side
24:52there's no need to thank me
24:54I am your husband
24:56close your eyes
24:58okay
25:00fair is fair
25:02I owe you one
25:28sorry
25:30I know we're just
25:32pretending
25:34right
25:36pretending
25:40I'm gonna
25:42I'm gonna go for
25:44a run
25:46okay I'll come with
25:52what if it's just me
25:54wouldn't that be ironic
25:57someone I'm into for so long is not into me
25:59fuck
26:15Griffin kissed me
26:17and it felt just like that night three years ago
26:19what's wrong with me
26:21how can I feel the exact
26:23same way for two different men
26:27I don't know
26:29he looks like a wet
26:31street dog
26:33I'll shower and a haircut
26:35he'll be marginally presentable
26:37hey
26:39you
26:43we got a proposition
26:45for you
26:47how'd you like to be richer
26:49than you ever imagined
26:51well that'd be a dream man
26:53get in
26:55get in
27:09are you sure he's not homeless
27:11eats like a dirty pig
27:13so you want me to divorce Shelby
27:15and marry
27:17Victoria Wilcox
27:19the shithouse billionaire
27:25you will refer to them
27:27as Port-A-Party's young man
27:29we know you're after
27:31Shelby's inheritance
27:33but she's never gonna see it
27:35well
27:37he'll do
27:41oh he'll do just
27:43nicely
27:47wait a minute
27:49have we met before
27:51because you look real familiar
27:54nope I don't think I run in your
27:56kinds of circles
27:58Miss Wilcox
28:00the first document
28:02are official divorce papers
28:04the first document
28:06are official divorce papers
28:08and you will also be paid
28:10twenty grand a month
28:12to provide intimate services
28:14of a sexual nature
28:16oh you don't need
28:18to worry boy
28:20because I have the libido
28:23ha ha ha
28:35I don't understand
28:37this says
28:39you're under arrest for pandering
28:41Detective McSwain
28:43this woman
28:45has tried to recruit me
28:47as a sex worker
28:49that's a class C felony
28:51and you will also
28:53be paid twenty grand a month
28:55to provide intimate services
28:57of a sexual nature
29:01Detective
29:03Detective
29:05there must be some misunderstanding
29:07there's no nonsense going on here
29:09no you can't arrest me
29:11on the word of that bum
29:13he set me up
29:15Detective McSwain
29:17it's getting late
29:20ha ha ha
29:24wait
29:26you have made a big mistake
29:28rejecting me
29:30I'm a woman of wealth
29:32and power that you cannot fathom
29:34I will make you pay very dearly
29:36for this
29:38I don't think anyone mentioned my last name
29:40it's Roy
29:46oh well
29:48you look familiar you see
29:50I'm just an old woman
29:52you could forgive me
29:54get out of my face
30:02alright we got her in the car
30:04how far do you want this to go
30:06put the fear of God in there
30:08mug shot, fingerprints, the works
30:10then in the morning
30:12drop the charges
30:14before the press gets wind
30:17you got it Griff
30:28where have you been
30:30I was worried you were gone so long
30:32yeah
30:34yeah
30:36are you hungry
30:38I can heat up some leftovers
30:40yeah I'd like that
30:44did that just happen
30:47maybe you have a shot with her after all
30:59oh baby
31:01my little girl
31:03I will never forget the humiliation
31:05that man has caused us
31:07don't you worry mama
31:09I have a plan
31:11I had all night to think about it
31:13in that cold hard cell
31:15you want to divorce Shelby
31:17fine
31:19we'll just force Shelby to divorce him
31:21and I know just where to hit it
31:23where it hurts
31:25it's amazing
31:28laughing
31:42I think we shaved 30 seconds off that time
31:44I thought I was competitive
31:46you can compete with yourself
31:58you're not growing
32:00you're dying
32:02I uh
32:04I'm going to go shower
32:06me too
32:10get a grip Shelby
32:12Zoe's hot
32:14you've been around dozens of smoking hot men in the service
32:16what makes him any different
32:18he just is
32:24hey Zara
32:26you have to get here right away
32:28Buford's kicking us out the gym
32:34I'm sorry my hands are tied
32:38he says we have to leave
32:40ok I got this
32:42Mr. Buford what are you doing
32:44this is my place of business
32:46you're done here
32:48I sold the building
32:50the new owners want you out
32:52that's illegal I have a lease
32:55who the hell is they
32:57laughing
33:01that would be us
33:05if we could take it from here
33:07sure thing
33:09I know you used all your army money
33:11for this gym
33:13but you can get it back
33:15all you have to do is
33:17sign this divorce petition
33:19get a divorce
33:21give up your inheritance
33:24give up your dinky smelly gym
33:34I bet you want to hit me so bad
33:36not so tough now are you Shelby
33:38screw you
33:40I'll just pack up and find a new location
33:42sorry the building is now closed for
33:46renovations
33:48and everything inside now belongs to me
33:50of course
33:52but that would take months
33:56what would happen to your gym now Shelby
33:58that's blackmail
34:00we like to call it capitalism
34:02you don't sign we close the gym
34:04and then you lose everything
34:08think about what you're doing
34:10this gym is a lifeline for so many women
34:12I won't let you take it from them
34:14you can beg
34:16but I won't budge
34:18be a smart girl
34:21sign the papers by tomorrow
34:23or you can kiss your Valkyrie
34:25fight club goodbye
34:27and watch us turn it into
34:29Valkyrie strip club
34:31isn't that a good idea
34:33there's poles and everything
34:35plenty of girls
34:37they're cute
34:39cute enough
34:41I'm not here
34:43because I give a damn
34:45if you win
34:47I'm here to make sure
34:49that Griffin Roy doesn't
34:51well the enemy of my enemy
34:53is my friend
34:55the fuck you say
34:57what exactly did Roy do
34:59to earn your loathing
35:01he partnered up against me
35:03with a she warrior
35:05I want to see them both
35:07destroyed
35:10well
35:12with your connections
35:14and my political might
35:16I think that might be able to be arranged
35:20thank you
35:26LaRouche got Andre
35:28what are we going to do about this
35:30nothing
35:32we do not want these two pairing up
35:34this is political suicide
35:36just talk to Shelby
35:39hell no
35:41let them do their best
35:43mark my words
35:45this is going to come back to bite you in the ass
35:51hello Shelby
35:53Griffin
35:55we need to talk
36:01Shelby
36:03what's going on
36:05you sounded tense
36:07I have so many missed moments
36:09things I should have said or done
36:11chances that were lost
36:13that might have been pivotal to my life
36:15I don't want you to be another moment
36:17that I miss
36:29you're first
36:37you're first
36:55you're first
37:07you're first
37:37that was
37:39fucking amazing
37:51Griffin
37:53where are you going
37:55Griffin
37:57Griffin
37:59explain yourself
38:01toothbrush
38:04BJ's
38:06this is Jacques
38:08why
38:10you're my wife
38:12I sleep with you now
38:14we probably should have talked this through
38:16yeah
38:18you said you had missed moments
38:20I've had them too
38:22you will not be one of them
38:24I know we
38:26said we were pretending
38:28but I want to give us a chance
38:30a real one
38:32oh
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