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00:00Welcome to the American Society of Magical Negroes.
00:13I know you can feel their discomfort, Aaron.
00:17Watching you walk through a room full of white people was the most painful thing I've ever seen.
00:22Excuse me. Sorry.
00:23I don't want to take you to a job interview.
00:25There's a recruiting class starting right now and we've got to get you in it.
00:31Welcome to the American Society of Magical Negroes.
00:39I don't really understand.
00:40It's easier said than done.
00:43What's the most dangerous animal on the planet?
00:46Shark.
00:47White people, when they feel uncomfortable.
00:49White people feeling uncomfortable precedes a lot of bad stuff for us.
00:53That's why we fight white discomfort every day.
00:56Because the happier they are, the safer we are.
00:59The name is a little updating, maybe like magical black people.
01:04I guess that doesn't have the same ring.
01:07You ready?
01:08Oh, wow.
01:09Your first client is a Jason Muntz. His morale is far too low.
01:12Hey.
01:13Hey.
01:14Darn it. I was hoping there was a station right next to him.
01:16Oh, is this the one I'm smoking for?
01:18No.
01:19Yeah, it's actually fun and weirdly relaxing.
01:21It's like being a secret agent with none of the danger.
01:23Hey, I'm Lizzie.
01:25Nice to meet you.
01:26Nice to meet you.
01:27She's great.
01:28She's magical.
01:29You're kidding. Come on, man. She's smart and funny.
01:31I know what you were doing going on about her.
01:33You're trying to set us up.
01:34No, no, no. That's not what I was doing.
01:36You cannot have a relationship with Lizzie now.
01:38Because if you don't put Jason first, everyone's magic will fail.
01:44I've always felt like it's my job to make white people feel comfortable.
01:48And here it literally is.
01:51But maybe it shouldn't be.
01:53I've got a great plan to ask her out, but I'm going to need your help.
01:55Do you think you could, like, work your magic?
01:57Hey, are you talking about me?
01:58Hey.
01:59Oh, my God. Wait, are you?
02:06Someone defied the society.
02:08Who was it?
02:09You didn't let her go like I told you.
02:11If you interfere with her or your client, you could have your memory erased.
02:14You won't even remember she existed.
02:17Even though we might never see each other again, I need you to know that what we had was real.
02:23I'm curious to see how you're going to make it out of all this.
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