Paresh Rawal - Epic Courtroom Comedy Scene - Akshay Kumar - Oh My God
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00:00Milord, my mother-in-law used to be sick, so the temple people told me to give 11,000 rupees and get the veneration done, and then see.
00:10So I got the veneration done, and my mother-in-law died.
00:13Well, that was good, but 11,000 also went.
00:17Mr. Kanjilalji Mehta.
00:19Yes, sir.
00:20We have been told that you will defend your case yourself.
00:23Yes.
00:25I have no other way, Milord.
00:28All the lawyers are scared, so I will have to fight this case on my own.
00:33Milord, it's a baseless appeal.
00:35A publicity stunt.
00:37There is no cause for action which can be proved in court.
00:40So I suggest, under Order 7, Rule 11 of the Court of Civil Procedure, this case be straightaway dismissed for want of cause of action.
00:51Milord, I don't understand English very well, but I have understood that you are saying that this case should be dismissed right now.
00:59Correct.
01:00You are right.
01:01I don't want to get involved in this case, Milord.
01:03We are Gujaratis, businessmen.
01:05Whether God exists or not, it doesn't matter to me.
01:08The insurance company said that God has ruined your shop, or my shop has been ruined because of God.
01:14So I said, okay, God will give me His money. Case is closed.
01:17But why will God ruin your shop?
01:21You fool!
01:22Milord, please.
01:23Whatever you have to say, say it in the witness box.
01:38May God forgive his sins.
01:41Why will God ruin your shop?
01:43I am also saying the same thing.
01:45Why will God ruin my shop?
01:47They must have a lot of important work.
01:50So you can ask the insurance company to give me my money.
01:53Case is closed.
01:54Why should the insurance company give you your money?
01:56Your signature is on the terms and conditions of the insurance company.
01:59Exhibit No. 1, sir.
02:01That's it, Milord.
02:02Then I will have to catch God.
02:04Then call Ramji, Shivji, Ganpati, whoever you like.
02:10Fool!
02:12You get salvation only when you meet God.
02:16God will not come to earth for a lowly man like you.
02:21He will come if he is there, sir.
02:25What is this? You have a turnover of lakhs.
02:27And you want to do a little settlement?
02:29Do it.
02:30I will even give you a cash discount.
02:32Really?
02:35I object, Milord.
02:38God's servant is called business, Mr. Kanji.
02:41Business?
02:42Yes, this is business, Milord.
02:44This is totally business.
02:46If you go to any religious place, first you have to pay for parking.
02:49Then you have to pay for standing in a special line.
02:52Then you have to pay for buying flowers, bed sheets, candles.
02:55And you have to keep the donation box in front of the idol.
02:58You have to pay as if you are bowing your head.
03:00And these people also take money for God's offerings, Milord.
03:03Just like they take money by showing a statue of a monk in a museum.
03:07That's it.
03:08They take money by showing a statue of a stone in a temple.
03:11And priests also have salaries.
03:13Theirs is small, theirs is big.
03:15And you also have a benefit in income tax.
03:17Isn't it?
03:18Then how is there service in this?
03:20And Milord, this is such a business in which there is never a recession.
03:24No.
03:25On the contrary, in a recession, their business doubles.
03:27Oh God! Oh God! Oh God!
03:29Relax.
03:30Let's assume that these people do business.
03:32Still, why should they give you money?
03:34You pay premium in insurance.
03:36So you can ask for money from the insurance.
03:38But why should the temple people give you money?
03:40Because I have paid premium in their temples also, sir.
03:43What?
03:44What nonsense!
03:46I believed this.
03:47You won't believe me.
03:48That's why I brought all the proofs with me, Milord.
03:52Look at this.
03:53All these receipts, Milord, are of that premium which I have been paying for the last 18 years.
03:58Because of my wife's insistence.
03:59Look at this.
04:00I had paid the first premium of Rs. 1501.
04:03There is a very big temple in the south.
04:05I had paid money in that.
04:06Look at this.
04:08Then look at this.
04:09Every year, I am paying Rs. 1000 in your Ganpati's stall.
04:12Look at this.
04:13That is not a stall.
04:14It is called a mandap.
04:15Milord, my mother-in-law used to be ill.
04:20So the temple people told me to pay Rs. 11,000.
04:23Get the veneration done.
04:24Then look at this.
04:25So I got the veneration done.
04:27And my mother-in-law died.
04:29That was good.
04:30But I lost Rs. 11,000 also.
04:32They didn't even refund me a single rupee.
04:35Then look at this.
04:36I have paid Rs. 10,00,000 in all these shops.
04:47Enough.
04:48Enough.
04:51What a shop you have set up.
04:54This is called a temple.
04:55Temple.
04:57And in the temple, people pay for their family's peace and prosperity.
05:03So even I had paid for my family's peace and prosperity.
05:07I didn't invest to suck up the dirt.
05:09But your God took away my peace.
05:12Because only God can bring back an earthquake.
05:14It is not in a human's hands.
05:16So tell me.
05:17Don't I have the right to take money from God?
05:19Mr. Kanji.
05:20Your fight is with God, right?
05:22Then ask God for money directly.
05:24Why are you asking from the temple people?
05:27Lawyer.
05:28Which company provides electricity or electricity in your house?
05:32Reliance.
05:45Silence.
05:47What do you mean?
05:49What do you mean?
05:50Are these priests and priests God's officers?
05:55No, they are not officers.
05:57Officers are educated people.
05:59Look at their faces.
06:01They are salesmen.
06:05They are God's collection agents.
06:07Because they took God's franchise.
06:09Mr. Nyadhis.
06:13This man is an atheist.
06:17He doesn't know what he is saying.
06:23But we are priests.
06:26We forgive him.
06:29But for this sin.
06:32The world will never forgive him.
06:34It will be difficult for you to leave the house.
06:36If you say anything against God.
06:39Mother Amori.
06:40Are you worried about me?
06:42Or are you warning me in front of my lord?
06:47I am only worried about my heart.
06:49Then take out the money quickly.
06:51My lord.
06:53This is enough.
06:54These are donation receipts.
06:55General submission.
06:56Between God and my client.
06:57There is no agency agreement.
06:59Yes.
07:00I am talking about Betu.
07:01For such a small thing.
07:03There can't be a case against God.
07:05Small thing?
07:07My lord, this is not a small thing.
07:09That shop is everything to me.
07:11My daily bread.
07:12With the help of my wife and children.
07:14That shop.
07:15And after the hard work of day and night.
07:17I made that shop.
07:19Today there is only a piece of land left.
07:22No one is ready to take it.
07:24These temple people say.
07:26Donate with faith.
07:27You will never be wrong.
07:30And these insurance people say.
07:31Give premium on time.
07:33We are bad.
07:34So I have donated too, my lord.
07:36And paid the premium too.
07:37And today both of you raised your hands.
07:40I am an ordinary man.
07:42Middle class man.
07:44My family, my wife and children will come in the way.
07:47No, my lord.
07:48You should give me a chance to keep my word in this court.
07:51And the constitution of India also gives me the right to keep my word in this court.
07:57Please, my lord.
08:07For a middle class businessman.
08:10One crore rupees is a very big amount.
08:14And especially when it comes to his survival.
08:18So this court.
08:20Accepts the case of Mr. Kanjilal.
08:30Silence.
08:34And after examining all the evidence and arguments.
08:38It will decide.
08:39Will Mr. Kanjilal get his money or not?
08:43If he gets it, who will give it?
08:45Insurance company or temple?
08:48Court is adjourned for the day.
08:58Wait, wait, my lord.
09:01Now you people can do as much worship as you want.
09:05You can do as much as you want.
09:08Your god has made me run my own shop.
09:12So now I will run it alone.
09:14If I don't lock all his shops.
09:17Then my name is not Kanjilal.
09:20And this.
09:21Is not a worry for you people.
09:24Open, naked, alert.
09:27Yes.