Update#38: Firemint, Colossus, Hollywood, & Konami goes m...

Aussie developer Firemint is #1 on the iTunes App Store charts with their game, Flight Control; Shadow of the Colossus gets tapped for Hollywood; Crysis total mod goes dark fantasy; Konami announces 3rd-person shooter based on first six days of Fallujah conflict; PLUS Killzone 2 prize packs. COMPETITION QUESTION: You are Visari. You've decided to abandon Helghan and overthrow Earth instead. Tell us why you'd make Australia your new imperial home. Best (funniest, most entertaining, cleverest, whateverest) 10 responses win!