Total DramaRama S01E10 Germ Factory
LeShawna is sick and is absent from the daycare. Duncan realizes that getting sick is the best plan to escape, and he organizes a plot to get sick and escape the daycare.
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00:00Hey, kids! It's Giggle-Dough Day!
00:06Come and get it!
00:31No!
00:34Kids, stop throwing the Giggle-Dough or I will...
00:40Do you think this is funny? Do you?
00:43Look at his face! It's hilarious!
00:48Everyone on the carpet, now!
00:52We are going to learn about responsibility. Who is responsible for this mess?
00:59Well, since you're the one who handed out the Giggle-Dough, I guess it's you!
01:03What? She's right!
01:05No, she is not!
01:07Oh, man! He's going to try to blame this on us!
01:09It was you!
01:11We're just children!
01:13Enough! You know what you did and Giggle-Dough Day just became Clean-Up Day!
01:21Harsh!
01:22I want this entire place spotless by lunchtime. I'll be in my office, uh, working.
01:28I've been asked to submit some photos of myself with a child educator's calendar this year.
01:33Still not sure what kind of photo I should send him.
01:37I'm thinking super tough and cuddly at the same time!
01:46Dude, whatcha doing?
01:48Digging an escape tunnel. I gotta get out of this place.
01:51And go where, bro?
01:53I'm thinking Splash Madness Kingdom, home of the Wedgie Maker.
01:57Sweet! But everyone is supposed to be cleaning up.
02:01I don't see LaShawna cleaning.
02:03That's cause she's not here today, bro. She's home sick.
02:08I've been wasting all this time trying to dig my way out, when all I had to do was get sick!
02:21Genius!
02:22She must be so bored and lonely. We should call and cheer her up!
02:28Hey guys, what's up?
02:29Bruh, you're missing Giggle-Dough Day! Oh, and ate his! It was awesome!
02:34How are you doing? Are you okay?
02:37Girl, I've been staying up late, rocking my PJs all day, and I just binge-watched Power Kitten Ninja Dance Force!
02:44Dude, she just described my perfect day. Being sick kinda rocks.
02:48No kidding!
02:50My mom stayed home from work to take care of me. Watch this.
02:53Hey, Mama! Where's my ice cream?
02:57You get to eat ice cream, too?
02:59Oh, you can eat, baby! That is, after you get through all the...
03:03Great! Talk soon! Bye-bye!
03:05Guys, I have the best plan ever. Emergency meeting in the castle, stat!
03:10We need to get in on this being sick action pronto. Do you have any idea how much fun we're missing?
03:17Oh-ho-ho! Yeah! Woo!
03:23Nice!
03:26Woo-hoo!
03:27Hey, you got ice cream? Woo-hoo-hoo!
03:32Cool!
03:34Ready for the best plan ever? Gwen, look up how to get the flu.
03:37Wait, you're gonna try to get sick? That is not only totally gross, but highly inconvenient for your parents.
03:43Anyway, you're going about it wrong. No one's going to tell you how to get the flu.
03:47You'd need to look up how not to get sick, and then do the opposite.
03:51Good call, Courtney! Do it!
03:54Wait, what?
03:56Getting the flu can be a real pain, but avoiding it can be even harder.
04:00Evil germs lurk everywhere, on every surface. They're on the door handles, on your desk.
04:07They're even on your phone.
04:09Yo, dawg! What's up?
04:12But there's hope. Avoid touching anyone who is sick, or anything they've been in contact with, and you too can stay germ-free.
04:20Okay, you heard Courtney. All we have to do is the opposite of what they just said, and we're home-free.
04:25I never said that! Attendance matters. I'm one day away from getting my gold star for 100 days of perfect attendance.
04:33I don't know, dude. Getting sick on purpose is kind of whack.
04:37Ahem!
04:42Let me ask you this. Why should the awesomeness of a sick day be enjoyed only by the sick?
04:48Do healthy kids not deserve to play hours of video games and eat delicious snacks in bed too?
04:54Yeah!
04:55Guys, cleaning up this place is a nightmare, and we're just one flu bug away from being at home with our PJs, cuddling with our mommies!
05:03Who's with me?
05:04Yeah! Let's do it!
05:07Now let's get out there and lick some germs!
05:11Yeah!
05:32Okay, pretend doctor, what do you think?
05:35I'm afraid it's bad news. You're healthy.
05:38How many surfaces does a guy have to lick to get out of this place?
05:41Yeah, I thought this place was supposed to be a germ factory.
05:45I guess we're stuck here cleaning.
05:47All that TV left unwatched.
05:51All that ice cream left uneaten.
05:53The germs are here, we're just not looking hard enough.
05:56Time to take this little operation up a notch. If we want to see where all the...
06:02Hey chef, why are you wearing that?
06:04Oh, yeah, well, because I'm... Is that the phone?
06:12That was weird. If we want to see where all the good germs are, we need a black light. This is our ticket to infection.
06:21I have no intention of getting sick. I'm only following you to see where the germs are so I can avoid them in the future.
06:28Yeah, sure, whatever, fine.
06:30Wait up!
06:35Bingo!
06:42This is the best idea ever.
06:44Ugh, this is so gross.
06:46All aboard the express train to Sickville. Population, us.
06:52Aw, it's a germ birthday party. Hey guys, who needs a nice warm body to infect?
07:00Uh, I think we need some adult supervision in here.
07:03Shaq, you need to come here.
07:07Oh my gosh, I can't move.
07:09I'm stuck.
07:10I'm stuck.
07:11I'm stuck.
07:12I'm stuck.
07:13I'm stuck.
07:14I'm stuck.
07:15I'm stuck.
07:16I'm stuck.
07:17I'm stuck.
07:18I'm stuck.
07:20Oh my gosh, I can never unsee that.
07:24Is anyone feeling sick now?
07:26Negatory, you?
07:28No.
07:29So we did all the licking for nothing?
07:32Science is not an exact science.
07:34Don't you guys know anything? You just licked up the germs. It takes time for them to infect your body.
07:41Relax, I'm sure you're all doomed.
07:43Finally, some good news.
07:45I, on the other hand, haven't touched a single germ.
07:48That perfect attendance star is mine.
07:53Ew.
07:54Sorry.
07:57Yeah, you're totally getting sick.
08:02It worked.
08:03We're going home.
08:04Best plan ever.
08:07Oh, for the love of stuffed animals, does anyone have a backup diaper?
08:13Open the door.
08:14I need to throw up.
08:18No, find your own bathroom.
08:22Whoa, that day went by fast.
08:24All right, children, time to pack up. Your parents are here.
08:28Sweet Marie, it's coming out like Niagara Falls.
08:38I think my bum just melted.
08:43Yep, you're the only one here today.
08:45I tried to tell the other kids,
08:47you don't get the ice cream until after you get through two days of violent vomiting and diarrhea,
08:52but they hung up on me.
08:53What do you got there?
08:55Uh, the new child educator's calendar just came out.
09:02I think I overdid it a little.
09:06Oh, no.
09:08I think I overdid it a little.
09:14I made it.
09:15I have perfect attendance.
09:17Come in.
09:18I'm not sick.
09:19See, I'm totally fine.
09:25Just put a little tick on the sheet.
09:28Worst loop plan ever.