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00:00I don't know what you're talking about, but I'm not going to let you do this to me.
00:26I'm not going to let you do this to me.
00:27I'm not going to let you do this to me.
00:55Check him out.
00:56Check him out.
00:57It's Rocky.
00:58Check him out.
00:59Check him out.
01:00It's Funky.
01:01Check him out.
01:02Check him out.
01:03It's Rocky.
01:04Check him out.
01:05Check him out.
01:06It's Funky.
01:07Funky.
01:08Funky.
01:09Funky.
01:10Rocky.
01:11This is Rocky.
01:12When the entire world is asleep, he neither sleeps himself, nor lets beautiful girls
01:16sleep.
01:17Right now, he's standing here, but his friend Kanhaiya is standing somewhere else.
01:26Oh Lord Krishna, I don't want a Maggi to fill my stomach in two minutes.
01:31I want someone who will give me love for seven lifetimes.
01:34I don't want TP, I want BP.
01:37Beautiful wife.
01:39Listen to my request, oh Lord.
01:41Oh God.
01:43What?
01:45Oh brother, in today's world, Maggi and BP can be banned at any time.
01:50Not only Prabhu Deva, even Rajnikanth can't help you.
01:54All the best.
01:57Yesterday, I met a gentleman, Mr. Popat.
02:01He has a girl business.
02:04Popat is going to introduce me to a beautiful girl.
02:08I have a plan to impress him.
02:12Wow, Agra.
02:19Mr. Popat.
02:21Popat. Popat. Popat.
02:25Mr. Popat.
02:27Oh, Mr. Popat. Come, come. I was waiting for you.
02:30Where is the girl? Show me.
02:32I have brought milk for you.
02:36As soon as you see the milk, you will fall in love with it.
02:38I swear.
02:41Russia, America, Italy, all over the world.
02:46But Mr. Popat, you told me that you have a girl business, right?
02:52Yes, I have a girl business.
02:54But in girl business, along with milk, you get a sword, a dress, everything.
02:59You asked for milk, so I brought it.
03:02Look at this.
03:04Cheater.
03:05You made my dreams come true.
03:08I will kill you.
03:10Cheating in girl business.
03:12Cheater.
03:14Who did you call a cheater?
03:19I have ordered coffee for a long time.
03:21Whose is this?
03:23Give it to me.
03:30Hello. Hi.
03:32Good morning, sir.
03:35There was a Mr. India, who was seen in red.
03:39And there is a Kanhaiya, who becomes dark as soon as he sees red.
03:43Whatever shade of red, real or dyed, he becomes pockeyed when he sees it.
03:52Focus, focus, focus.
04:03Good morning.
04:05Good morning.
04:10May I come in, sir?
04:13Yes, come in.
04:22Sir has sent me to you.
04:27So that I can take your notation.
04:31Notation.
04:33So how will you take the notation?
04:37As you wish.
04:39I mean, notation.
04:43I will take it with my mouth.
04:46But I will take it in my hand.
04:48What are you doing?
04:50Cell phone.
04:52Give it to me.
04:54Kanhaiya, the delegates have arrived.
04:56Come to the conference room with the presentation in 5 minutes.
04:58Okay, dad, okay.
05:00Kanhaiya, focus, focus.
05:02Focus, Kanhaiya.
05:04We have only 5 minutes.
05:06Come on, baby.
05:08I don't want to do all this right now.
05:10I am looking for true love.
05:12I will give you true love.
05:14Kanhaiya, don't leave me and go.
05:18Welcome, ladies and gentlemen.
05:20Our company Lawman page 3 has only one motto.
05:24Excellence.
05:25Excellence.
05:27Our genes have the talent to make genes.
05:30And to advance this talent, my son, Kanhaiya Lele, is supporting me.
05:36So, ladies and gentlemen, tie your seat belts for my son's fantastic new venture.
05:41Sanskar.
05:43Range of traditional wear.
05:46These photographs will give you a clear idea of how to make a backdoor entry in the market.
05:55We have to capture this virgin market.
05:58How did this happen?
06:00This is our goal.
06:02This next image will tell you which steps we have taken so that we can escape from the booby traps of the market.
06:07This is a very dangerous step.
06:09What is happening here?
06:11What did you do?
06:13Silence.
06:15What is this nonsense, Mr. Lele?
06:17Please look behind.
06:25Kanhaiya.
06:35Is my photo printed in Lokmat?
06:37Shut up, Rocky.
06:39Everything has gone wrong today.
06:41Dad is very angry with me.
06:43My dear Kanhaiya, focus.
06:45Focus.
06:47He also knows what happens to his son when he sees red.
06:50Your coccyx is the problem.
06:52How long will you be angry?
06:53Tonight, when grandma turns 69, then you can have fun.
06:56Yes.
06:58Tonight, only grandma's 69th birthday can save me.
07:01May God always keep you and aunt happy like this.
07:04Kanhaiya, now you start calling me mom.
07:08Aunt is also aunt.
07:10I agree that I have not raised you since childhood.
07:13But after my sister's death, I have also changed your dirty underwear.
07:18Yes.
07:20There is no need to pamper this useless.
07:21I told you to bring the cake.
07:23Didn't I tell you?
07:25Rocky is bringing it.
07:27Everybody, the cake is here.
07:29Come, come, come.
07:31No, no, not you.
07:33Grandma, come here.
07:35My 69th birthday cake.
07:37Yes.
07:39One, two, three.
07:41Isn't it just perfect?
07:43Isn't it good?
07:45No, no, no.
07:47What did you bring?
07:48Can't you do that properly, useless?
07:50But uncle, what's wrong with this cake?
07:52What are you saying?
07:54Look at this.
07:58It's grandma's birthday.
08:00Not Shakti Kapoor's.
08:05Now we both will have to do one thing.
08:08I and your mother will have to go and get a new, good, decent cake.
08:12Till then you take grandma and come to the temple.
08:14Okay, fine, fine.
08:15Couldn't you get a decent cake?
08:17At least get a decent gift.
08:19Gift? How will I get a gift now?
08:21PassMyOrder.com is there.
08:23Shopping and savings too.
08:25It was so good. It was so big.
08:27Grandma, tonight at 12 at your 69th, we will give you a bigger surprise than this.
08:32Now let's go to the temple.
08:34Let's go.
08:40This website is amazing.
08:43Damn.
08:45I bought the pizza.
08:47Now what should I do?
08:52There is no one at home.
08:54Let me do some oiling.
08:56So that I can play properly when the time comes.
09:03AC popcorn.
09:05The hot version of Bollywood's hit films.
09:08This looks new.
09:12Wake up Rambo, wake up.
09:15Rocky, Rocky.
09:18Wake up Rambo.
09:21Wake up Rambo.
09:23Did you see doctor?
09:25Rambo keeps running all the time.
09:28And no matter how much I try, he doesn't wake up.
09:32Please do something.
09:34Otherwise my youth will be wasted like this.
09:38Rambo will wake up.
09:40This is my promise.
09:42Formula 36.
09:4324, 36.
09:47Wake up Rambo, wake up.
09:50Come on Rambo.
09:52Oh no.
09:54There is only one cure for this.
09:56Nurse Laura.
10:00Yes doctor.
10:02Come in nurse Laura.
10:04How can I help you?
10:07This man has type 2 low Parkinson's disease.
10:11Cure him.
10:14Give it to me.
10:16Is it hard enough for you?
10:20Push it.
10:23Give it to me.
10:37I woke up.
10:43Rocky.
10:56Cheers.
11:10Rocky.
11:13What have you done?
11:19Rocky, what have you done?
11:22You killed granny on her birthday.
11:27Rocky.
11:30For such a small thing, your father shouldn't have thrown you out of the house.
11:34After all you belong to his family.
11:36If you hadn't killed granny with your gun,
11:39I wouldn't have been an orphan here.
11:41Forget what happened now.
11:44I was with you that day and I am still with you.
11:47It takes one second, one minute, one hour to change a bad time.
11:53Look, I said an hour and the bell rang.
11:56Hello.
11:58After so many years.
12:00Mickey?
12:02No, my condition is not good.
12:05What?
12:07Really?
12:09What are you saying?
12:11Yeah, done bro, done.
12:12Thanks.
12:14What happened? What did Mickey say?
12:16That our fate is going to change.
12:18He has given us a job offer.
12:20He wants us to go to Bangkok and give him a hand job.
12:23What?
12:24I mean, give him a hand in his job.
12:26Shake his hand.
12:27Really?
12:28Yes.
12:29What kind of job?
12:30I didn't tell you this.
12:31But he said he has a business of giving and taking.
12:34Business of giving and taking?
12:35Yes.
12:36Rocky, what if we have to give and take?
12:39Whatever it is, it will be better from here.
12:40Instead of rotting in Mudd Island, let's go to Thailand.
12:43Mickey has given us a guarantee.
12:45That we will go there and earn a lot of money.
12:48We will bathe in champagne.
12:50Moe.
12:51Moe.
12:53And he has also said that he will take us around in a long car.
12:59Excuse me.
13:00Sexy.
13:01Yes.
13:02My seat is there.
13:03Can I?
13:05Yeah, yeah, of course.
13:11Excuse me.
13:13I think that's my seat over there.
13:15Yeah, yeah, sure.
13:28Pillow, please.
13:30Here is your pillow, ma'am.
13:32Excuse me.
13:33Can I also have a pillow, please?
13:36Welcome.
13:39Welcome.
13:43Thailand.
13:44Here we land.
13:53What's that?
14:02Welcome to the Mumbai International Airport.
14:07Let's go.
14:27Didn't Mickey tell you to come at 8 o'clock?
14:30Hey!
14:32Bad boy.
14:37Bad boy.
14:44Bad boy.
14:47What the?
14:51Brother, so nice to see you.
14:54How are you?
14:56You guys have made a body shot.
14:58There is a lot of change.
14:59You too.
15:00Spectacles, chain, vein, leather, sheather.
15:03The whole life has changed.
15:05Come, I'll show you how.
15:07You are ruining my life, Rajjo.
15:09I love you so much that you are doubting me?
15:12Shut up.
15:13I'll slap you.
15:14Shut up.
15:15I'll slap you.
15:16I'm a Punjabi now.
15:17Shut up.
15:18Yes, brother.
15:19What is it?
15:20What's going on?
15:21It's been three months since we got married.
15:22And she has given birth to a baby.
15:24What?
15:25Tell me.
15:26How many months since you got married?
15:27Three months.
15:28How many months since you got married?
15:29Three months.
15:30How many months since you had a baby?
15:31Three months.
15:32Total?
15:33Total...
15:35Three, three, six.
15:36Six, three, six.
15:37Oh, Rajjo.
15:38It's been nine months.
15:40I didn't realize the time.
15:41Forgive me.
15:42You keep doubting me.
15:44You saved our married life.
15:46Yes, yes.
15:47Call me at double six zero nine eight two three.
15:48Come on.
15:49Let's hug each other.
15:50Let's get ready for the second one.
15:52I'm very proud of you today.
15:55Even if you have been out of our country for so many years.
15:57But you have not forgotten the culture of our country.
16:01You will get a lot of blessings.
16:02Rajjo.
16:03Today you saved a marriage from breaking.
16:07This has not changed at all.
16:09It's exactly the same.
16:10Not my Bhola.
16:12I haven't done any good deed.
16:14I have done it for my benefit.
16:16That boy.
16:17He didn't understand.
16:18He will never understand.
16:20That boy.
16:22That boy.
16:24That boy.
16:25Let's go.
16:26Welcome to the new exciting life.
16:29But tell me one thing.
16:30What do you do here?
16:31And what do you want us to do?
16:33It's a surprise.
16:34A surprise that will change your life.
16:37Just like Sunny Leone's India has changed.
17:01Na, na, na, na.
17:03Na, na, na.
17:05Na, na, na, na.
17:07Hey!
17:13Kaushalya baby.
17:15Darling, meet me tonight.
17:16I'll make you a big star.
17:17Wow, Mickey.
17:18What a life you have.
17:19This was just a trailer.
17:21Now the door to heaven opens here.
17:25Welcome.
17:26This is my studio.
17:27Oh, nice place.
17:28And all my work is done here.
17:29What kind of work?
17:30You'll find out.
17:32You guys are going to have a lot of fun.
17:41Today I'm going to teach you three things.
17:47Entertainment.
17:48Entertainment.
17:50Entertainment.
17:51Entertainment.
17:52Entertainment.
17:53Entertainment.
17:54Entertainment.
17:55Entertainment.
17:57Don't make noise.
17:58Or I'll punish you.
18:02Cut.
18:03You got the shot. Moving on.
18:04Hey, Mary Lee.
18:05Hi, Mickey.
18:06Meet my friends, Kanhaiya and Rocky.
18:08And this is my heroine, Mary Lee.
18:11I'm very happy to meet you.
18:17Did you see my shot?
18:19Yes, superb shot.
18:21It was fun.
18:24Why is she talking like that?
18:26Don't be scared.
18:27She's a good actress.
18:28She's a method actress.
18:29She's been doing the same role for three years.
18:31She's so into the character.
18:32It's difficult for me to come out.
18:33Right, Mary Lee?
18:34Yes.
18:36Madam, ready?
18:38Look at my new encyclopedia.
18:41H4.
18:42Harder.
18:43F4.
18:44Faster.
18:45L4.
18:46Longer.
18:47Lesson.
18:49Focus. Focus. Focus.
18:52No, ma'am.
18:54You got rid of the dictionary words.
18:58I love it.
19:00It's your fault.
19:01How will you do such a stupid dictionary?
19:05I think I've seen it somewhere before.
19:08Give it to me.
19:09Push it.
19:11Nurse Maura.
19:12I didn't know that in big countries,
19:15there are such big talks.
19:19Don't underestimate the power of a common man.
19:23Wow.
19:37What a shot, Tarzan.
19:40Hi, darling.
19:41How are you, my darling?
19:43What a hot shot.
19:45Meet my friends.
19:46She's Kanhaiyaa and she's Rocky.
19:48Shakuntala.
19:50Shakuntala?
19:51Shakuntala.
19:52No, no. It's Shakuntala.
19:53She doesn't have a clear tongue.
19:55She calls the sher a sir.
19:56By the way, her name is Shaku.
19:57She calls herself Sakku.
19:58Sakku.
20:01It's good that she doesn't call sir a fur.
20:03Fur.
20:06Is this okay?
20:07No, no. It's not okay at all.
20:08When she's in the mood,
20:10she starts itching.
20:12Hey, ma'am is in the mood.
20:13Take a shot of ma'am.
20:15I'm coming.
20:16Go, go, go.
20:17Come there.
20:18What's going on here?
20:21Hey.