Keanu Reeves signs a one day contract with the OHL’s Windsor Spitfires... This presents Tobin with a wacky idea involving Florida Panthers Goaltender Sergei Bobrovsky.
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00:00I know Leroy loves this guy, Keanu Reeves.
00:06Listen, can I just say this?
00:08From everything I've heard, Keanu Reeves is a great dude.
00:12Excellent.
00:13One of Hollywood's best.
00:14Okay.
00:15That still doesn't mean that every movie he does is the same
00:19guy.
00:20No, it's not true.
00:20It's not true.
00:25It's not the same as Neo.
00:28It's not.
00:29Yeah, the coach at the coach from Hardball is not the same
00:33right?
00:34Yeah, he was a degenerate gambler.
00:35Didn't they?
00:36He cost him a lot of money in that game.
00:38Yet.
00:38He did.
00:39Yeah, they did.
00:40So, okay, like I get it.
00:46I understand that he did a couple of anomalies anomalies
00:49like but for the most part, like come on, dude.
00:54Well, I don't want to bring on Wick.
00:56I don't want to bring on Wick because because Keanu Reeves
00:58is well-liked and I feel like you're going to tell him to
01:00grow up.
01:01No, what about him?
01:02Why did you bring him?
01:03Wait a minute?
01:04What's wrong with you?
01:04Listen, Keanu Reeves the the person I'm never going to
01:09have problem with so you don't see unlike you clowns.
01:15I can separate the person from the artist, but you don't
01:18like his art.
01:19That don't mean I don't like the person.
01:21I just don't explain to you.
01:22I understand but normally when people separate the art from
01:25the artist, it's usually because the art is really good and
01:29they don't like the person.
01:30You can go either way.
01:31I don't go.
01:32You never heard of it.
01:32I can do it.
01:33I don't tell me how I could do it.
01:35I don't think that's how it's supposed to go though, dude.
01:38You know, usually it's like, oh man shame about R.
01:41Kelly really, really, really hate that.
01:44He's a scumbag.
01:45I don't play his music nowhere.
01:46Yeah, but like, you know, it's not normally like man never
01:51have to watch a Keanu Reeves movie.
01:52Here's a nice guy though.
01:53No, but and I've seen all of them.
01:55So I'm not like I'm just saying they're all the same guy.
02:00Anyway, change the title change the plot.
02:03He's the same guy.
02:04He signed a one-day contract with the Windsor Spitfires.
02:11A team that he tried out for as a teen growing up in Canada, but
02:14did not make which made him go focus on acting.
02:17That's cool, but let's let's let's just what's listen.
02:25Well, he get ready to play John Madden.
02:26How about that?
02:27Is he playing John Madden?
02:29Yeah, I thought it was a Nick Cage.
02:31It's one of them, right?
02:32It's one of those two.
02:33I thought it was like think about this.
02:38John Wick one, two, three and four and four the plot change
02:43three and four and four the plot changes do whatever I've never
02:49seen a guy in a movie with more killing and fighting never
02:54raised his voice.
02:55So, you know who you should go.
02:57Hey, I gotta get even don't don't don't don't do anything
03:06to my dog.
03:07Did you not see Dave Carradine as Kung Fu?
03:09He never raised his voice.
03:11What was the movie where he got those girls and everybody's
03:14poisoned Kung Fu movies?
03:16No, they be ready.
03:18They raise their voice.
03:19They do that.
03:20Did you ever see the one where he got captured in the house
03:23and like those girls because they called him to be a pervert
03:25and so like, yeah, what was that movie?
03:27He freaked out in that movie.
03:29Yeah, it was called.
03:31They got him.
03:31They got him.
03:35What about since he was a goalie?
03:38Hear me out.
03:40Keanu Reeves stars.
03:42Mighty Ducks three.
03:43No, we already had Mighty Ducks three.
03:48Did we?
03:48Yeah, that's when they they took on the international team.
03:52Believe.
03:52Okay, so far.
03:54Hear me out.
03:54Knock knock.
03:55Knock knock is the name of the movie.
03:57Keanu Reeves stars in Bob the Sergei Bobrovsky story.
04:08Hey, my sentiments.
04:11Exactly.
04:13So wait, we barely could get him in these movies to talk
04:16English.
04:16You're going to get him to talk with accent.
04:20You don't think that's a bit of a way he could do the accent.
04:22You did see John Wick.
04:25Just a little.
04:25Yeah, he could do it.
04:26Tell him.
04:27Yeah, to get you had to get a stamp on your family.
04:30Ski.
04:31You had to talk.
04:31Yeah, you had to talk Eastern Europe language.
04:34Telling you.
04:36I like it.
04:37That's funny.
04:39I mean, he is 60, but you know, really?
04:42No, I will say this.
04:43He doesn't like his age.
04:44Yeah.
04:45No, I can't believe Keanu Reeves is 60.
04:48Looks good.
04:49Yeah.