When his mistress threatens to expose the secret of their affair, a respectable insurance broker seeks the help of his underworld brother to save his reputation.
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00:00:00Jesus, Tophie, I just killed a man.
00:00:28Yeah, first kill's always a hard one.
00:00:33Well, how many people have you killed?
00:00:35None, actually. I'm a crook, not a murderer.
00:00:39But I can imagine, the first time must feel terrible.
00:00:45Okay, let's get to work with this...
00:00:47Whoa, whoa, whoa, Tophie, what the fuck are you doing?
00:00:49I'm cutting up the body, Justin.
00:00:52You can't just chop him up right here in your office, Tophie.
00:00:55I put a drop sheet down.
00:00:57We've got to call the cops to sort the size.
00:00:59You shot the guy in the face, boy.
00:01:01Okay, that's going to be a really tough one to explain.
00:01:04It'll be as easy as cutting up a chicken, eight pieces, no problem.
00:01:08My name's Justin Diamond.
00:01:10And you know what gets me up first thing every morning?
00:01:15Besides for my amazing wife, Nance, and our two gorgeous kids.
00:01:18Bye, love. Have a beautiful day.
00:01:20It's the Bloom Prime program.
00:01:22It's a dynamic behavior system that rewards you for living a healthy life.
00:01:25It's simple. The healthier you are, the more points you get.
00:01:28I don't know what you're thinking, Marvin.
00:01:30I'm a high-powered businessman. How am I going to find time to work out?
00:01:33Let me tell you a little secret.
00:01:35All you need is 30,000 points a year to reach gold status.
00:01:39That's all.
00:01:41And once you maintain that three years in a row, you reach diamond status.
00:01:47I'm 44 years old. I'm in the best goddamn shape of my life.
00:01:52Whoopsie.
00:01:55Thank you. Thank you for that.
00:01:57Yep. Family's everything, guys. Everything.
00:02:01Where were we?
00:02:02First things first, you get yourself a smartwatch.
00:02:05This is a Garmin Fenix 7X. It's a beast.
00:02:07But any old smartwatch will do.
00:02:09Don't ask me how much it is. Just don't even ask me. It's 20 grand.
00:02:13And when your watch tells you to move, you move.
00:02:17You do a little star jump, and then you carry on with the work.
00:02:20Now, you don't have to be super active like me.
00:02:22Just get your heart rate up in between meetings.
00:02:25Use the stairs instead of the lift.
00:02:27Do whatever you can, whenever you can.
00:02:31I'm sure most of you don't know this, but I had quite a setback earlier this year.
00:02:36Oh!
00:02:37Tore my meniscus.
00:02:38How much longer till I can get back out there, Marika?
00:02:40Losing points by the day ahead.
00:02:42You'll be able to put Prisha on the knee when I say that you can, okay?
00:02:45That is why I'm working as hard as I can to reach Garmin status.
00:02:49Ten years in a row.
00:02:51Best people have walked on the moon.
00:02:53But it's not just about the points.
00:02:55It's about changing your life.
00:02:57It's a badge of honour.
00:02:59The blue tick on Instagram.
00:03:00That bench in the third garage.
00:03:02It's that Gucci handbag.
00:03:03And it's in everybody's reach.
00:03:04You all sign up to the plan program?
00:03:06Yes, sir!
00:03:07You just have to grab it.
00:03:09So, who's ready to change their lives?
00:03:12Who's ready to join this family?
00:03:22No!
00:03:23Stop!
00:03:33No, no, no. Believe me.
00:03:34It's my daughter's bat mitzvah. I want you to over-cater.
00:03:38Yeah.
00:03:39Yep.
00:03:41My heart rate was up to 185.
00:03:43That's a clean 300 points.
00:03:45That's so good.
00:03:46Alright, thanks, Mel.
00:03:47Okay, bye now.
00:03:49So, it sounds like a big party, hey?
00:03:51It is.
00:03:52I had to put down a 200k deposit for the catering alone.
00:03:56Well, maybe when it's all over and you're a little bit less stressed,
00:04:01we can shoot to my parents' house for the weekend, you know?
00:04:05Just chill a bit.
00:04:06It's like just in Amanas.
00:04:08And they're so excited to meet you.
00:04:12Marika, are you talking to people about this?
00:04:17No.
00:04:19Oh, my God.
00:04:20No, no.
00:04:22Like, you know, just, um, like my parents and, you know,
00:04:27some close friends and Kim, but I'm not even talking to her anymore,
00:04:30so it doesn't...
00:04:31Are you fucking insane?
00:04:32What?
00:04:34Okay.
00:04:35Okay, okay, okay, okay.
00:04:37I think we need to end whatever this is right now, okay?
00:04:41It was only supposed to be a little bit of fun, though, and it was.
00:04:43It was fun.
00:04:44But...
00:04:46But I thought we were like an art zone.
00:04:48I'm sorry.
00:04:50You okay? Okay.
00:04:52Okay.
00:04:53Bye now.
00:04:55Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
00:04:57Fuck.
00:05:06This is so lame.
00:05:08We stand here and we greet the guests, right?
00:05:10It's good manners.
00:05:11Ezra, off the iPad, please, boy.
00:05:13Izzy, please, Daddy said off the iPad now.
00:05:16Oh, my God.
00:05:17I hope I look okay.
00:05:18Is this art for trying too hard?
00:05:19Come on, babes, come on.
00:05:20Like a million bucks.
00:05:21Nobody's gonna show up.
00:05:23They're all going to Zara's bar mitzvah instead of mine.
00:05:25Zara's mother should know better than to clash with Team Diamond, okay?
00:05:28Oh, my God.
00:05:29Mom, stop saying Team Diamond.
00:05:31It's so lame.
00:05:32I'm sure they'll come to both, sweetie.
00:05:33Okay?
00:05:34Mazel tov, guys.
00:05:36Oh, you look so stunning.
00:05:38Frozen, you go.
00:05:39Thanks, Steve.
00:05:40Oh, my God.
00:05:41Did you hear what happened to the Solomons last night?
00:05:43What happened?
00:05:45That Blue Beanie gang,
00:05:47the one that's literally been terrorizing Fresno,
00:05:50cleaned them out.
00:05:51Oh, my God.
00:05:52Are they okay?
00:05:53They're in place, thank God.
00:05:55They took everything.
00:05:56Krugerrands, jewelry, Shirley's designer handbags.
00:06:00That is so terrible.
00:06:02Thank God you're here.
00:06:05Raya, where are you going?
00:06:08Ezra.
00:06:10Thanks for coming, guys.
00:06:12Grab Mills deviled eggs while you still can, eh?
00:06:14Yes, my boy.
00:06:16Hi, Ma.
00:06:18Hi, Hazel.
00:06:20You look so stunning.
00:06:21Thanks, Nance.
00:06:22I got it at Martine's.
00:06:23Thought you were going to message when you were ready.
00:06:25I didn't even know you knew how to Uber.
00:06:27Your brother picked me up.
00:06:30Ma, don't tell me you brought Dobby.
00:06:35Jess.
00:06:37Mazel tov, my boy.
00:06:38Hey.
00:06:41Nance.
00:06:42Hi, Dobby.
00:06:43How are you?
00:06:45So what, you just decided to show up?
00:06:48I told him to come.
00:06:49He's your brother.
00:06:50And today is a special day.
00:06:52Yeah.
00:06:53My invite must have got lost in the mail, eh?
00:06:56But there's no ways I would miss this milestone, never.
00:06:59Nance, you look stunning.
00:07:01Thanks, Dobby.
00:07:02Did you hear about the Blue Beanie Gang?
00:07:04Listen to your wife, boy.
00:07:06She hears about a crime, she thinks I'm an expert.
00:07:09Listen, Nance.
00:07:10Ghas Fakhalila, they should come, yeah?
00:07:11But these oaks are small-time criminals.
00:07:13Nothing to worry about there.
00:07:14Okay.
00:07:15Where's the Bat Mitzvah girl?
00:07:17Ah.
00:07:18Oh, my God.
00:07:19Mum.
00:07:21What were you thinking bringing Dobby here, Mum?
00:07:23He is your brother.
00:07:24And it is disgusting that you didn't invite him.
00:07:27Believe you me, life is too short for furribles.
00:07:30I'm not furribled.
00:07:31He's a crook.
00:07:32I have a reputation.
00:07:33Ah!
00:07:35A diamond necklace.
00:07:37Enjoy it, my girl.
00:07:38Thank you, Uncle Dobby.
00:07:50Ah, Rabbi Horowitz.
00:07:52Lovely to see you.
00:07:53Dobby.
00:07:55What a wonderful surprise.
00:07:56You know, I've been thinking about signing up to SHU.
00:07:59I haven't been a member since my old man took us.
00:08:02Well, your father was an absolute mensch.
00:08:05A real pillar of the community.
00:08:08Unfortunately, there's rather a long waiting list at the moment.
00:08:12You know, what with Rosh Hashanah and everything coming up.
00:08:15Is that right?
00:08:16Everything all right?
00:08:17Is that right?
00:08:18Everything all right here?
00:08:19Yes.
00:08:20Yes, Justin.
00:08:21I was just getting set up for the ceremony.
00:08:23Great idea.
00:08:24This way.
00:08:26Dobby.
00:08:27Just don't talk to the rabbi.
00:08:29They've gambling degenerate.
00:08:30He knows I'm onto him.
00:08:31Gambling degenerate?
00:08:32He's the head of the Seapoint community, Dobby.
00:08:34That doesn't mean he's not at the bookies once a week.
00:08:36I've seen him there, but he wears a fucking cap.
00:08:38What a douche.
00:08:39You can recognise that scraggly beard from a mile away.
00:08:40OK.
00:08:41Dobby, listen.
00:08:42I know we haven't seen each other in a while,
00:08:44but I really would love it if you just kept a low profile today.
00:08:47What?
00:08:48Embarrassed by your big brother?
00:08:50I just really need things to go well.
00:08:52OK.
00:08:53Nobody's causing you sin, boy.
00:08:56Lookie!
00:08:58Jeez, man.
00:08:59What the hell?
00:09:01I was just having some fun, man.
00:09:05Justin, your mother is decimating my buffet table.
00:09:09Justin!
00:09:10I didn't know that Dorothy Diamond was your relation.
00:09:13Oh, he's not.
00:09:14Mum, mum, mum, mum, mum, mum.
00:09:16What are you doing?
00:09:17You know your father loves his cheesecake.
00:09:20OK, OK.
00:09:21Mum, sorry.
00:09:22Dad's been dead 25 years.
00:09:23That's 2024.
00:09:25Yeah.
00:09:26Michelle.
00:09:28Please help my mum into the kitchen.
00:09:30Thank you.
00:09:31Come on, T.
00:09:32Thank you.
00:09:33Come on.
00:09:34There you go.
00:09:35Oh, and the pups.
00:09:36Come.
00:09:37Let's go inside.
00:09:39Muzzles for Raya.
00:09:40Everything looks stunning.
00:09:42Thanks.
00:09:44But, I mean, have you...
00:09:46Have you had something done?
00:09:49Did you, like...
00:09:50Have you lost weight?
00:09:51I mean, what is...
00:09:52What is happening?
00:09:53I do have something new I'm doing.
00:09:55But if you want to know more,
00:09:58let's meet for a coffee.
00:09:59OK.
00:10:00Is it, like...
00:10:02Come over.
00:10:08Hey!
00:10:09Hey!
00:10:12Rabbi Horowitz.
00:10:13Family?
00:10:14Friends?
00:10:15What a simcha.
00:10:16Eh?
00:10:17Am I right?
00:10:19I'd also like to give a warm welcome
00:10:21all the way from Durban,
00:10:23the Singh family.
00:10:26Wonderful to have you.
00:10:27Nobody let them leave
00:10:28before I signed them to the Brown program.
00:10:33I'd also like to thank my beautiful wife, Nats.
00:10:35All the organising and the attention to detail.
00:10:37It's absolutely stunning.
00:10:39You know, you're the backbone of this family.
00:10:42Team Diamond would be lost without you.
00:10:46I'd be lost without you.
00:10:52But anyway,
00:10:54what can I say
00:10:55about beautiful Raya?
00:10:57You know,
00:10:59I...
00:11:03Um...
00:11:04Um...
00:11:08Um...
00:11:20Uh...
00:11:23I would like to play a video presentation
00:11:27for everyone that we've prepared for today.
00:11:29Why is he playing it now?
00:11:30I have absolutely no idea.
00:11:32Roll video, please, roll.
00:11:37Babe, what's happening?
00:11:38Oh no, quick bathroom break.
00:11:39It'll warm up the ground.
00:11:40Oh, okay.
00:11:46Hey!
00:11:47Oh my god, this is so nice.
00:11:48Oh!
00:11:50Oh!
00:11:55That's the hat I got in Italy.
00:11:57It's beautiful.
00:11:58I know, it's very special.
00:12:00Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
00:12:05Wow.
00:12:06Oh, I love your house.
00:12:08Marika,
00:12:09what the fuck are you doing here?
00:12:13Look, Justin,
00:12:14you can't just fuck me
00:12:15and then throw me out like trash, okay?
00:12:18Like, my parents were so excited to meet you.
00:12:21Marika, we were having an affair.
00:12:23Okay?
00:12:24It's supposed to be kept a secret
00:12:25as in you don't tell anybody about it.
00:12:27So you want me to keep it a secret?
00:12:29Yes!
00:12:30Well, I don't know, Justin.
00:12:32I'm like an open book.
00:12:33I wear my heart on my sleeves.
00:12:36Keeping a secret isn't that easy for me.
00:12:38Okay.
00:12:39Well, can you try?
00:12:41Yes.
00:12:43But it's going to cost you.
00:12:44Okay, Marika.
00:12:46Think very carefully about what you're saying.
00:12:48I have thought carefully about what I'm saying, Justin.
00:12:50And for me to keep quiet,
00:12:52it is going to cost you.
00:12:53A hundred million rand.
00:12:56A million rand.
00:13:00Come on.
00:13:01I mean, that's ridiculous.
00:13:02Well, that's what I want, Justin.
00:13:05And if I can't have you,
00:13:07then I want a million rand.
00:13:09But Misfits clean me out of my cash flow.
00:13:11I don't have that sort of money just lying around.
00:13:13I'm sure you'll make a plan, okay?
00:13:16Okay.
00:13:26Oh, such a beautiful family.
00:13:30What happened, babe?
00:13:31Oh, nothing. Just had to deal with something else.
00:13:33So good now.
00:13:35Okay.
00:13:46Shalom Aleichem
00:13:52Hevenu shalom aleichem
00:14:00Hevenu shalom aleichem
00:14:17I've been tagged in like a million pictures.
00:14:20Oh my god, my buddy was so much fun.
00:14:23Please, can we do it all again?
00:14:25Yeah, I wish, sweetie.
00:14:28Raya,
00:14:29you can't wear your diamond necklace to school.
00:14:31But Uncle Toby gave it to me.
00:14:33Oh, Uncle Toby doesn't set a good example.
00:14:35But he's so much fun.
00:14:37He sends me the best memes.
00:14:38Look.
00:14:39Are you guys texting?
00:14:40My god, DMing.
00:14:42Raya,
00:14:43I don't want you talking to Uncle Toby.
00:14:44Okay?
00:14:45He's a bad egg.
00:14:46And he's a criminal.
00:14:47He went to jail.
00:14:48What did he go to jail for?
00:14:58Doesn't matter.
00:14:59Badass.
00:15:00It's not badass.
00:15:01It's just bad.
00:15:07You know, you could have destroyed everything by showing up yesterday.
00:15:10You know, you could have destroyed everything by showing up yesterday.
00:15:12I want the money, Justin.
00:15:14Marika,
00:15:16look, I know you're upset,
00:15:17but if you think I'm going to pay you a million rand,
00:15:19you're insane.
00:15:20Well, I am insane, Justin.
00:15:22And if you don't pay me by midday on Friday,
00:15:24I'm going to go over to your house and tell Natalie everything.
00:15:27You don't mean that.
00:15:28Try me.
00:15:29Send me the P.O.P. once it's done.
00:15:31Done.
00:15:32Come on.
00:15:33Yep, yep.
00:15:35Seriously, Nance,
00:15:36those flowers were something else.
00:15:39Okay.
00:15:40Haika is incredible.
00:15:42I mean, you will see her set up.
00:15:43She was literally there from three in the morning.
00:15:45I wish I had a girl.
00:15:46I had to decorate Dylan's birthday with superheroes.
00:15:49Yeah, it's the worst.
00:15:52But seriously, babe,
00:15:53you are glowing like a lamp.
00:15:55What is happening?
00:15:57Are you doing, like,
00:15:59mushroom journeys?
00:16:02Oh, my God.
00:16:03Do not tell me you are pregnant.
00:16:05Oh, God, no.
00:16:06Going through that hell twice was more than enough for me.
00:16:13It's a bit of a difficult thing to explain.
00:16:16Okay, no peeking.
00:16:18It's almost ready.
00:16:20I literally cannot imagine what you're about to show me.
00:16:23Okay.
00:16:25Open.
00:16:27Nance, meet Mauro,
00:16:29my silicon boyfriend.
00:16:31Okay, what is happening right now?
00:16:33Perfectly customizable to your every need.
00:16:36It is your ultimate fantasy man.
00:16:40Jesus, Amy.
00:16:42What the fuck?
00:16:43Are you having sex with this thing?
00:16:45Yes.
00:16:46What about Jake?
00:16:47Well, what about Jake?
00:16:48This isn't about Jake.
00:16:50Okay, well,
00:16:51okay, maybe it is because, you know,
00:16:53he travels all the time.
00:16:55Oh, no, I'm sorry.
00:16:56Okay, you know what?
00:16:57I love you, but this is just not my thing.
00:16:59Okay?
00:17:00Don't be such a prude, Nance.
00:17:02Don't you get it?
00:17:03This is about having your own personal guilt-free experience.
00:17:06But it's like a weird, scary doll.
00:17:09What the fuck?
00:17:10Are you saying that you've never closed your eyes and imagined somebody else?
00:17:13No, I have not.
00:17:14So you don't have a fantasy crush,
00:17:16someone you'd love to fuck?
00:17:17Okay, firstly,
00:17:19Justin and I don't fuck.
00:17:21We make love.
00:17:22And he is my fantasy crush.
00:17:24I'm very lucky.
00:17:25And I can literally initiate sex just by wearing a towel.
00:17:28Sounds amazing.
00:17:29I mean, is that supposed to be Jon Bon Jovi?
00:17:32Is that your celebrity crush?
00:17:34Just check out the website.
00:17:36Perfectly normal.
00:17:37No shame.
00:18:00Fuck.
00:18:04You missed your deadline, Justin.
00:18:16Are you okay?
00:18:18Yeah.
00:18:24A million rand.
00:18:26Cash.
00:18:27The seller said he'll only accept a deposit in cash.
00:18:30So...
00:18:31Justin, you're still in arrears on your current property.
00:18:34I strongly advise against purchasing another one at this time.
00:18:37Yeah, and I get that.
00:18:39It's just, you see, in my line of work,
00:18:41it's about presenting a certain type of image.
00:18:44Now, I told the client I have a house in Plett.
00:18:46It's only a matter of time before he calls me on that.
00:18:49See?
00:18:50What does Natalie say about all this?
00:18:52Well, nothing.
00:18:53She doesn't need to know.
00:18:54We'll be back in the green in no time.
00:18:56Come on, Hilton.
00:19:01Can't you sell the Porsche?
00:19:06Yeah, that's a rental.
00:19:08I forgot we did that.
00:19:12Well...
00:19:14There's about 920K in the kids' unit trust,
00:19:17but I strongly advise against touching that.
00:19:21Yeah, I mean, I wouldn't even consider that.
00:19:27OK.
00:19:37I want to make this absolutely clear, OK?
00:19:39Once I give you the money, it's over between us, OK?
00:19:43I mean, you see me in the street, you walk in another direction.
00:19:47Someone says my name, I mean, you don't even know who I am.
00:19:50Finally, I am starved.
00:19:52OK, can I please have the chicken burger?
00:19:55And then your sides.
00:19:56Would you say potato wedges or skinny fries?
00:19:58Skinny fries.
00:19:59Are you sure?
00:20:00Cos I like them soft on the inside and then, like, crispy on the outside.
00:20:03Yeah, they're sensational.
00:20:04OK, OK, yay.
00:20:05OK, so then the skinny fries.
00:20:07And then can I also have a rock shandy, please?
00:20:10With ice.
00:20:11What are you going to have, babe?
00:20:14Nothing.
00:20:15Ugh, boring.
00:20:17OK, well, that's all for now.
00:20:19Thank you.
00:20:21Marika, did you hear what I was saying?
00:20:23No, sorry.
00:20:24But you know what?
00:20:25You can say it again.
00:20:26I'm listening now.
00:20:28I want you to understand that we're never going to see each other again after this.
00:20:33Do you get it?
00:20:35Justin, I need to tell you something.
00:20:40I'm pregnant.
00:20:45Kidding!
00:20:48Oh, Shane, you should see your face.
00:20:51Oh, no, I could never.
00:20:53I mean, I could, you know, one day.
00:20:55Actually, I'm, like, very maternal.
00:20:57You know, I could be a great mother.
00:20:58I would be a great mother.
00:20:59Like, I just have that instinct, you know?
00:21:01I need to go to the bathroom.
00:21:07Fuck, maybe I should have ordered the wedges.
00:21:23Sigh.
00:21:27They went away for the weekend.
00:21:29Hmm?
00:21:30And this Blue Beanie gang cleared them out.
00:21:33Took everything.
00:21:34That's terrible, Mum.
00:21:35And Mark and Michelle are leaving for Mauritius next week.
00:21:38And they're terrified to leave their house empty.
00:21:41You know, rightly so.
00:21:44Where did they live again?
00:21:45Avenue La Croix, right at the top in that horrible yellow house.
00:21:49Aye, oh.
00:21:50Shame about the colour, eh?
00:21:52Justin!
00:21:53I thought you'd forgotten where I live.
00:21:55I visit you once a week, Ma.
00:21:57Beautiful ceremony the other day, my boy.
00:22:00Glad I could be there.
00:22:01What ceremony?
00:22:05Raya's bat mitzvah, Ma.
00:22:07Oh, yes.
00:22:09It was really lovely.
00:22:12Actually, I just wanted to chat to Tovi.
00:22:14Ah.
00:22:15What did I do now?
00:22:16It's a business thing.
00:22:17Won't take a couple of minutes.
00:22:19Here.
00:22:20Got yourself in a bit of a pickle there, boy.
00:22:22I'm not here for your judgement, Tovi.
00:22:25I'm here for your help.
00:22:26Why don't you just give the chick the one bar?
00:22:28I offered her the one bar.
00:22:29She ordered a chicken burger and pretended we were on a date.
00:22:32She's batshit crazy, Tovi.
00:22:35It's going to take more than money to stop her.
00:22:38Justin.
00:22:40If you're asking me what I think you're asking me,
00:22:42don't ask me.
00:22:44Jesus, Tovi, I'm not asking you to do that.
00:22:47I just, you know, I...
00:22:49I want you to, like, go over to her house
00:22:51and, like, scare her.
00:22:54You know?
00:22:55I don't know, like, give her fright.
00:22:57Let her know that she better stay away from me and my...
00:23:00Justin!
00:23:01Hi, Mrs Schlesinger.
00:23:03Oh, you look just like your father.
00:23:06Oh, man.
00:23:08He was such a man, eh?
00:23:10I promise you, he stooped me like Seabiscuit.
00:23:13There!
00:23:19That ticks off her rocker, boy.
00:23:23You know, I don't hear from you for months.
00:23:25You don't phone me on my birthday.
00:23:27Fucking hell, you don't invite me to Raya's bat mitzvah.
00:23:29I didn't think you'd want to come.
00:23:31I'm her uncle, for God's sakes.
00:23:34Yeah.
00:23:35You know, Justin, I get it.
00:23:37OK, the golden boy, the black sheep,
00:23:38but at the end of the day, we're still family.
00:23:40And family, family is everything.
00:23:44Yeah.
00:23:46If I do this for you, Justin,
00:23:48this shakedown,
00:23:50I want you to make more time for me in your life.
00:23:54I want you to invite me to the kids' birthdays,
00:23:56have me over for a Shabbat, for God's sakes.
00:23:58Absolutely, absolutely.
00:23:59Also, if I do this,
00:24:01you need to realise that you're stepping into a world
00:24:04that's very different from the one you know, my boy.
00:24:07OK, my world, nobody gives a shit about diamond points
00:24:10or prime status.
00:24:12OK, but...
00:24:14I thought we were just going to scare her.
00:24:17Are you sure you want to do this?
00:24:23This is her dress.
00:24:44What the fuck?
00:24:46Traveller's cheques.
00:24:48Who still uses fucking traveller's cheques?
00:24:50This is a 3310.
00:24:52You can't even make these any more.
00:24:54I thought these people were supposed to be loaded.
00:24:56Are these people loaded?
00:25:04How's it, boss?
00:25:06Oh, it's OK.
00:25:08It's OK.
00:25:10It's OK.
00:25:12How's it, boss?
00:25:14How's the job going?
00:25:15We just got into this safe and it's not great.
00:25:17It's just full of 90s stuff.
00:25:18It looks like a museum.
00:25:19I thought there were supposed to be Krugerrands in here.
00:25:21The litman's all noted, but you found the dummy safe.
00:25:24Fucking dummy safe.
00:25:25Plus from the past.
00:25:27Listen, my mum said that way the whole week.
00:25:29So if you need to take a little more time
00:25:31to find the other safe, then fucking do it.
00:25:33Doesn't your mum have dementia?
00:25:34Can we even trust her?
00:25:35Don't go there, Mikey.
00:25:36It's still early stages dementia,
00:25:38but she's extremely fucking lucid.
00:25:42Bye.
00:25:46Listen, I've got another job for you boys.
00:26:09What's that?
00:26:10What?
00:26:11Oh, it's a stupid ad.
00:26:16Babe, I've just got some work I've got to get done.
00:26:21Oh, yeah.
00:26:22Cool.
00:26:24I was just going to bed.
00:26:28Night.
00:26:29Night.
00:26:42Oh, no!
00:26:57Sorry, what?
00:26:58Have you ever killed a chick before?
00:27:00Nobody's getting killed, Mikey.
00:27:02Didn't you hear what the boss said?
00:27:04We are intimidating her.
00:27:06Women don't really find me intimidating her.
00:27:09That's why I got this bad boy.
00:27:12Yeah, that'll do it.
00:27:15Why would you bring your gun
00:27:17if we're just going to talk?
00:27:18I like to be prepared for any situation.
00:27:20Why do you think I only wear Pumas?
00:27:22You never know when you've got to run, you know?
00:27:27Pumas.
00:27:29Where are you going to run to?
00:27:31Down a dream.
00:27:33Oh, what?
00:27:34I'm going to run down, I'm running down a dream.
00:27:38Yeah, that's what it looks like.
00:27:41It's a dream world.
00:27:42Look and see.
00:27:43Yeah, dream world.
00:27:44Run.
00:27:45Do it for the day sky, night sky,
00:27:50and the mountains.
00:27:52I get it.
00:27:53That is kind of nice.
00:28:07Yeah.
00:28:12You've got to stop calling me like this, bro.
00:28:14You're driving me mad.
00:28:16I told you I'll let you know once I've spoken to her.
00:28:18Okay, yeah, it's getting pretty urgent, Dovey.
00:28:21What's that sound?
00:28:23Oh, it's ice.
00:28:25You're drinking, boy?
00:28:26No, man, it's an ice bath.
00:28:28It increases your lifespan.
00:28:29Plus I need 500 points a day to reach diamond status
00:28:31by the end of the year.
00:28:33I have no idea what the fuck you just said.
00:28:35Enjoy your whiskey, and I'll call you after the shakedown.
00:28:37Yeah, but...
00:29:05What the fuck?
00:29:35Yo, yo, yo, check, check, check.
00:29:57That's her, right?
00:29:58Yeah, of course.
00:29:59Jesus.
00:30:11Hey, lady.
00:30:12We have a mission for you from Mr. Dovey.
00:30:14Shit.
00:30:21Fuck.
00:30:24Jesus.
00:30:26Fucking bitch.
00:30:53Mikey?
00:30:55Mikey?
00:31:08Clinton?
00:31:14Clinton?
00:31:25Ow!
00:31:27Clinton!
00:31:28What the fuck?
00:31:31Yeah!
00:31:34Ah!
00:31:38Ah, you fucker!
00:31:40Mikey?
00:31:43Mikey, wait, no, no.
00:31:45Wait, wait, wait.
00:31:46I can't.
00:31:48Oh!
00:31:52No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:31:53Ah!
00:32:01Fuck.
00:32:05I know what you're thinking.
00:32:06I'm not fit enough for the prime program.
00:32:09Eh?
00:32:10Am I right?
00:32:11Let me tell you a little story.
00:32:12One day, there was this...
00:32:14Oops, gotta take this, sorry.
00:32:16Client's emergency.
00:32:18What's happening?
00:32:19You didn't tell me she was a fucking MMA fighter.
00:32:21She nearly killed my guy.
00:32:22Clinton's in hospital with a broken back.
00:32:24I thought you were just gonna talk to her.
00:32:25She didn't wanna talk.
00:32:27Justin, and guess what?
00:32:29Now she's dead.
00:32:31What?
00:32:32She is dead.
00:32:35You fucking with me?
00:32:36I made it very clear that this is a dirty world.
00:32:39And guess what, my boy?
00:32:41Now you've got dirt on your hands.
00:32:55Yeah, come in, Enko.
00:32:59So what you got?
00:33:01Well, we located the hook that she kicked off the balcony.
00:33:04He's lying in Somerset Hospital with a broken back.
00:33:08You know, this wasn't just a robbery, Enko.
00:33:10This was an attack.
00:33:11Someone is trying to send me a message.
00:33:14I'm just seeing her lying there with all the pipes sticking out of her.
00:33:17It's her father's worst nightmare.
00:33:19She's gonna be okay, sir.
00:33:21She's a fighter.
00:33:22These medical bills, they're cleaning me out, man.
00:33:24Are you a medical aid, Enko?
00:33:26No, sir.
00:33:27You should think about it.
00:33:28You're in a dangerous line of work.
00:33:31Go to the shed and load up everything you can find.
00:33:34I want you to find out who did this to Cindy.
00:33:37Copy.
00:34:08Guess what?
00:34:09Now she's dead.
00:34:11I thought you were just gonna talk to her.
00:34:13She's dead.
00:34:14Justin.
00:34:15She's dead.
00:34:17Now you've got dirt on your hands.
00:34:18She's dead.
00:34:19Justin.
00:34:20She is dead.
00:34:22Justin.
00:34:23Hmm?
00:34:24What?
00:34:26I'm in a towel here, babe.
00:34:29Oh, yeah.
00:34:31Sorry, babe.
00:34:32I'm in the maid's night.
00:34:35Okay.
00:34:38Why not?
00:34:40I'm just stressed, you know?
00:34:42Work stuff.
00:34:44Okay.
00:34:46Because it's been a while, babe.
00:34:48Like, three months a while.
00:34:52And you've been acting kind of weird.
00:34:54Yep.
00:34:58Sorry.
00:34:59I just promise, babe, we'll do it soon.
00:35:02Okay?
00:35:03Cool.
00:35:04When?
00:35:05Or should I call Sam and ask her to schedule it in for us?
00:35:08Nance, I'm saying my mind's just not on this right now.
00:35:12Okay?
00:35:13You know what?
00:35:14You mope around the house.
00:35:15You're glued to your phone the whole day.
00:35:17You know, if I didn't know any better, I would think you're having an affair.
00:35:23Oh, my God.
00:35:25You're having an affair, aren't you?
00:35:28Oh, Jesus.
00:35:29Is it Sam?
00:35:30Jesus, Natalie.
00:35:31I have time in my day to have an affair.
00:35:34I mean, why would you even think that?
00:35:36It's work stuff.
00:35:38It's just fucking work stuff.
00:35:40I'm sorry that I don't want to have sex all the time.
00:35:44But I'm pretty stressed out right now.
00:35:45Okay.
00:35:47Okay.
00:35:50Okay.
00:35:52So, your life insurance is currently sitting at this amount over here.
00:36:21And your wife is half of that.
00:36:24Why only half?
00:36:26Well, based on our data, we know that men tend to die before their wives.
00:36:30Why?
00:36:32Because we want to.
00:36:44Are you all right, Justin?
00:36:48Rabbi,
00:36:50can I confide in you?
00:36:52Of course.
00:36:54I've done a terrible thing.
00:36:58I was unfaithful to my wife.
00:37:00And I've got blood on my hands, Rabbi.
00:37:08It can feel like that when we betray the ones that we love.
00:37:14But we all make mistakes, Justin.
00:37:19We're only human, after all.
00:37:21None of us are perfect beings.
00:37:25You know, in Jewish thought, we talk about the yetzer hara and the yetzer hetov.
00:37:32The good and bad inclinations.
00:37:34The good makes us feel empathy, makes us reach out to our fellow man.
00:37:39The bad drives us, makes us competitive, keeps us moving forward.
00:37:44Rather strive to be a whole man than try to be a good man.
00:37:48But Rabbi, what I did was a bad thing.
00:37:51So you did a bad thing.
00:37:53Now you get a chance to set it right.
00:37:56That's what great men do, Justin.
00:37:58I'm not a great man.
00:37:59Of course you are.
00:38:00No, Rabbi.
00:38:02My father, my father was a great man.
00:38:04I mean, he was the real deal, you know.
00:38:06He was like a giant.
00:38:09I remember as a kid at the shul, he'd walk in and everybody would want to shake his hand and just be around him.
00:38:20Man, his name was Gold.
00:38:23It was Diamond.
00:38:26Same as yours.
00:38:34I just feel I've got to do something, you know.
00:38:38To begin to make things right.
00:38:40I mean, I know I can't undo what I've done.
00:38:46But is there like a repentance thing us Jews can do?
00:38:50You know, like the three Hail Marys or something.
00:38:55I'm afraid it's not as easy as that.
00:38:59But, you know, a small donation to the shul would go a long way, you know.
00:39:06Especially if it was for our overdue renovations.
00:39:17If anybody asks who it's from, you say Aubrey Diamond from beyond the grave.
00:39:25He would be so proud.
00:40:06Woo!
00:40:14Hi. Delivery for Mrs. Diamond from Synthetica SA.
00:40:19Oh God.
00:40:22I wasn't expecting this to arrive so soon.
00:40:25Please sign here, ma'am.
00:40:27Do you know what? On second thought, can you just take it back?
00:40:30I've changed my mind. I no longer want this purchase.
00:40:35Ma'am, I'm just a delivery guy. You take it up with the company.
00:40:39What's that, Mum?
00:40:41Nothing. It's just a new lamp for the bedroom.
00:40:48Can you just bring it inside, please?
00:40:56OK, I think if you could just put it in the end room, that would be great. Thanks.
00:41:01Cool, Mum. What's that?
00:41:02It's nothing! Izzy, please go and make yourself a sandwich. You must be starving.
00:41:06No, I'm not.
00:41:07Just do it!
00:41:08In here, please.
00:41:25Thank you.
00:41:27Enjoy it.
00:41:32OK.
00:41:51Oh my God.
00:42:02Nathalie?
00:42:04Nath?
00:42:05Shut up!
00:42:12Nath?
00:42:15Oh, Nathalie!
00:42:19Nath?
00:42:20God!
00:42:33OK.
00:42:38Nathalie?
00:42:39Oh my God.
00:42:41Oh my God.
00:42:43Nath?
00:42:44Hey!
00:42:46Nathalie.
00:42:47Hi!
00:42:52Wow, you're so wet. Why?
00:42:54I swam in my clothes. It doesn't matter.
00:42:57Nathalie, I'm sorry that I've been so distant, OK?
00:43:02But that's all over now.
00:43:04OK.
00:43:05I'm 100% here.
00:43:07Dad's acting really weird.
00:43:08Oh my God!
00:43:10When did my little girl grow up so fast, eh?
00:43:14Told you.
00:43:15And Ezra, you're such a beautiful boy, you know that?
00:43:17You know what, guys? Let's leave the spare room, I think.
00:43:19Don't you think time's gone by so fast, eh?
00:43:21I think we need to, I don't know, I feel like we've got to, like, do stuff together.
00:43:25And, from now on, no more distractions.
00:43:28No more distractions.
00:43:29Yeah, we're going to look at each other in the eyes when we have dinner.
00:43:33OK.
00:43:35Woo!
00:43:36I'm in, guys.
00:43:37Team Diamond!
00:43:39On the run.
00:43:40Hey! What the fuck is this, rugby or what?
00:43:43...like a hot potato until Avicii finds his way...
00:43:46Come on! Get some!
00:43:49Get him!
00:43:50Take them!
00:43:51Yeah, yeah. Pass the ball now.
00:43:53Mr. Fredericks, how are we doing today?
00:43:55Ah, pretty cocked up.
00:43:58Springboks goal player, I'd be for cock, man.
00:44:01Perhaps I can help you with that.
00:44:05What the fuck, Doc? I think you just broke my foot.
00:44:09Who sent you to kill Vosie Ferreira's daughter?
00:44:11Vosie Ferreira?
00:44:13Oh, fuck.
00:44:16Hey, hey! No man!
00:44:18You're breaking all my bones, bro!
00:44:20Who sent you to kill Cindy?
00:44:22Cindy? No, no, no!
00:44:24We weren't meant to kill her.
00:44:26Just, um, intimidate her.
00:44:28But, hey, she fucked us up.
00:44:30So my partner, he shot her.
00:44:32Your partner? Who's your partner?
00:44:34Hmm?
00:44:35Who's your fucking partner?
00:44:36Um...
00:44:38Ah, no man, no.
00:44:39Now you're breaking my knees, bro.
00:44:42What the fuck is wrong with you?
00:44:44I'm paralyzed.
00:44:45What the fuck is wrong with you?
00:44:47Who's your partner?
00:44:48He's this...
00:44:50...athletic old bikey.
00:44:52But he's an idiot.
00:44:53It wasn't his idea.
00:44:54Whose idea was it?
00:44:57Whose...
00:44:59...idea...
00:45:00...was it?
00:45:01Punch it over for the drive!
00:45:22Chas, give me a call.
00:45:24We need to talk.
00:45:26I'm not sticking around.
00:45:28I'm moving on, so...
00:45:30...tell me what you want to tell me and let's be done.
00:45:32Let's be done?
00:45:34My man, Oak Clinton, is in hospital, paralyzed from the neck down.
00:45:37He may never walk again.
00:45:38Your boys killed someone in the process, Toby.
00:45:40They saved your ass, Justin.
00:45:42This chick was a fucking ninja.
00:45:44I mean, chick Mikey.
00:45:45Look at him.
00:45:46Check out him fucking limping.
00:45:48How's it, boy?
00:45:51Yeah.
00:45:53Fuck.
00:45:59I asked for a phone.
00:46:00I didn't ask you to rob the chick, Mikey.
00:46:03Yeah, but after they left Punjab, I thought maybe you'd appreciate the score.
00:46:08Oh my God.
00:46:10You're the Blue Beanie Gang.
00:46:13Hey.
00:46:14I may be robbing the community behind their backs,
00:46:16but you're robbing them to their faces.
00:46:20Wow!
00:46:21Wow, that's incredible.
00:46:22My own arsehole brother.
00:46:24Does mum know about this?
00:46:25Yeah, yeah.
00:46:26She knits the fucking beanies.
00:46:27Of course she doesn't know.
00:46:29And I'm warning you, boy, you keep it that way.
00:46:37What are you doing?
00:46:39Nothing, man.
00:46:42Right, your chick's phone.
00:46:43Okay?
00:46:44There's probably some incriminating text on here, right?
00:46:46Huh? Huh?
00:46:47This is what I'm trying to do, tie up some loose ends.
00:46:52Thank you, it'd be nice.
00:46:53Thank you.
00:47:02Oh my fuck!
00:47:03What?
00:47:05That's not her phone.
00:47:06Of course it's her phone.
00:47:07I got it out of her handbag after she kicked the fucking shit out of me.
00:47:11She was coming at me with like a stick, like a fucking ninja turtle.
00:47:14Like spinning, flipping things.
00:47:16It was like crazy.
00:47:18Kicked me out the door, I landed.
00:47:20And then as I look up, there she is, coming right at me.
00:47:22Oh my God.
00:47:23What the fuck is going on, Justin?
00:47:24That's not her phone, Toby.
00:47:25You killed the wrong fucking woman.
00:47:27Holy shit.
00:47:28Fuck this shit.
00:47:31Fuck it.
00:47:33Fuck, man.
00:47:38How could you get this wrong?
00:47:40I told you, 12 Ronald Crescent.
00:47:4312?
00:47:45We were 21.
00:47:51What, you said 21?
00:47:53Oh, Toby.
00:47:55You mixed up the numbers, you moron.
00:47:57This means Marieke's still alive.
00:47:59Fuck, she's going to post that video tomorrow.
00:48:01Who did I shoot then?
00:48:03Fuck.
00:48:05Oh, fuck.
00:48:06Listen, boy.
00:48:07Why don't you just give her the bucks?
00:48:14You've got the money, right?
00:48:16Oh.
00:48:18Gave it to the rabbi.
00:48:21Why the fuck did you give it to that gambling piece of shit?
00:48:24Who's the fucking rabbi?
00:48:25Horowitz.
00:48:26He's not a gambler, Toby.
00:48:28He's a rabbi of the Seapoint Community.
00:48:29I've seen him at the bookies, Justin.
00:48:32It's fine, it's fine, it's fine.
00:48:34I'll just go there and ask for it back.
00:48:37I'm coming with you.
00:48:38Absolutely not.
00:48:39I'm coming, okay?
00:48:40I got you into this mess, I'm going to get you out.
00:48:43Is that a bulletproof vest?
00:48:45Yeah, but you've got to keep it locked and loaded.
00:48:48Never leave home without it.
00:48:51That's it.
00:48:52Sure, bro.
00:48:53Jesus, this thing stinks, bud.
00:48:55It's not that bad, man.
00:48:56When you get back, give it to me.
00:48:58I'll throw it in the wash.
00:49:00Yeah, but I still don't understand why you have to come with me.
00:49:03That oak's juked you, bro.
00:49:04I'm telling you now.
00:49:05How can he juke me?
00:49:06He's the pillar of the community.
00:49:07He's a pillar of bullshit, bro.
00:49:08Man, you've always had an issue with this guy.
00:49:10No, I don't always have an issue.
00:49:12I've seen him.
00:49:14Just because you saw some dude with a beard doesn't mean it was him.
00:49:17It's him, bro.
00:49:18I'm telling you now.
00:49:32Stay in the car.
00:49:33No, I'm coming.
00:49:34Stay in the fucking car.
00:49:36Alright.
00:49:43Sings in Hebrew
00:50:01Hey, Rabbi.
00:50:02Sorry to disturb.
00:50:03Sorry.
00:50:04I was just wondering if I could have a quick word.
00:50:06Justin, it's so good to see you.
00:50:09Benjamin, this is Justin Diamond.
00:50:11One of our big donors to the shul.
00:50:13Hey.
00:50:16Benjamin, keep going with that section.
00:50:18I'll be back in a minute, okay?
00:50:19Okay, okay.
00:50:20How can I help you today, Justin?
00:50:24Actually, it's a bit of an awkward one, Rabbi.
00:50:28I'm going to need that money back.
00:50:30Well, thank you once again, Justin, for that extremely generous donation.
00:50:35But I'm afraid I've already given the money to the contractor.
00:50:40Barry Munitz.
00:50:42Painting starts next week.
00:50:44Right.
00:50:46You see, I've made a huge mistake, Rabbi.
00:50:48Turns out the money's not even mine to give.
00:50:50So, you know, I don't know.
00:50:51Can you explain that to him, you know?
00:50:56It's going to be difficult at this stage, Justin.
00:50:59You know, I mean, we've already signed the contract.
00:51:02I don't mean to be pushy, Rabbi, but I really need that money by tomorrow midday.
00:51:07Justin, you know, when you make a donation,
00:51:09you're not actually supposed to ask for it back, you know?
00:51:13I mean, what would your father say about this?
00:51:18I need the money, Rabbi.
00:51:22Let me give Roger a call.
00:51:23We'll see what he has to say about that.
00:51:26Was the guy's name Barry?
00:51:29Barry, yes.
00:51:34I'll give him a call.
00:51:35Right.
00:51:38Excuse me.
00:51:39Sure.
00:51:44Justin Diamond, you're hilarious, boy.
00:51:49You're driving a rental.
00:51:51No, man, it was a rental before I bought it.
00:51:53No, boy, this is a rental. You can smell it.
00:51:57This is too good.
00:52:00I don't see a bag of money.
00:52:01He said he gave it to the contractor.
00:52:03The contractor?
00:52:05I don't know.
00:52:08I think the Rabbi just lied to me.
00:52:10Hey, hey, what are you...
00:52:11Toby, Toby!
00:52:13No, no, Toby, come on.
00:52:14Toby, Toby, just think about what you're doing.
00:52:17He's a Rabbi of the community.
00:52:18He's a degenerate, that's what he is.
00:52:21No.
00:52:32I'm telling you, I don't have it.
00:52:34Bullshit. I'm going to need that money back from you, Rabbi.
00:52:36I swear to you, I have given it to the contractor.
00:52:39That sounds like Boba Miser to me.
00:52:41Toby, please, I have a weak heart.
00:52:43Come on, Rabbi.
00:52:44Don't make me do this to you.
00:52:45Toby, Toby!
00:52:48Okay.
00:52:50I placed it on a bet.
00:52:52The truth will set you free.
00:52:53You placed it on a bet?
00:52:54What did I tell you, boy?
00:52:56Rabbi.
00:52:57Are you okay?
00:52:58Get out of here, kid. Men are talking.
00:53:00I am a man.
00:53:01Get out!
00:53:04What about all the Yitzhak Tov in Harasta?
00:53:06I've learned to accept that horse racing is a disease of the blood, Justin.
00:53:11I'm not proud of it.
00:53:12Rabbi, you bet a million rand on the horses.
00:53:16Only half of that.
00:53:17The other half really is with the contractors.
00:53:19Yeah, only half of it, eh?
00:53:20And when's the race?
00:53:21Three o'clock.
00:53:23Today.
00:53:34There you are, that masterful disguise, eh?
00:53:41Yeah, so the two oaks have just come out and now they've picked up a rabbi.
00:53:45A rabbi?
00:53:47This is deeper than we thought, Janko.
00:53:49Don't lose him.
00:53:50Copy.
00:53:51All right.
00:53:57Right, who did you bet on, rabbi?
00:53:59I put 480 on slew of gold and 18k on the kosher kid.
00:54:03Kosher kid?
00:54:04Of course you did.
00:54:07George, how's it?
00:54:09Davide!
00:54:10What you betting today?
00:54:11No, we're here to stop a bet.
00:54:13You've been given stolen money and you know that's illegal.
00:54:15Is that right?
00:54:17Tell him, rabbi.
00:54:18Rabbi Horowitz, shalom.
00:54:20We need to retract the bet, please.
00:54:22Hey guys, you know how this works.
00:54:23I can't cancel an hour before the race.
00:54:25It's in the system.
00:54:27Okay, okay.
00:54:28What are the odds on slew of gold?
00:54:29Three to one.
00:54:30And the kosher kid?
00:54:32Kosher kid, that's 55 to one, boy.
00:54:36What?
00:54:37Why'd you bet so much on a losing horse?
00:54:38Well, he's a member of the community.
00:54:39I always put 18k on him.
00:54:41Putting money on a donkey isn't a mitzvah, rabbi.
00:54:45Okay, who are the top contenders?
00:54:47Dragonfly and Sparkling Water.
00:54:51Great jockey on Dragonfly.
00:54:53Yuan Furui.
00:54:54Yuan Furui?
00:54:55He's one of my clients.
00:54:56He just had a baby.
00:54:57Hey, Mazel Tov.
00:55:01I've got an idea.
00:55:04Whoa, whoa, whoa, rabbi.
00:55:06Go talk to Furui.
00:55:07Tell him not to race.
00:55:10That's your idea?
00:55:12Convince him.
00:55:13It'll increase our odds.
00:55:14Are you sure?
00:55:15I'm sure.
00:55:16I'll buy him a fucking cake.
00:55:17How am I supposed to do that, Toby?
00:55:18Furui, if you can convince people to buy your bullshit policies,
00:55:21you can convince him not to race.
00:55:23You are an excellent salesman, Justin.
00:55:26I'll go talk to the jockey of Sparkling Water.
00:55:29Twist his arm.
00:55:30So to speak.
00:55:34What should I do?
00:55:35Hang tight.
00:55:36And no more fucking bets.
00:55:38Pardon the cursing.
00:55:46Okay.
00:55:55Anyone know where Vincent Kumar is?
00:55:57The jockey of Sparkling Water.
00:56:02Johan?
00:56:03Oh, thank God I caught you.
00:56:06Justin, what are you doing here?
00:56:07Well, I came as soon as I saw you racing.
00:56:09Johan, I cannot let you go out there today.
00:56:12Sorry.
00:56:14Excuse me?
00:56:15Well, when I saw your name on the listing,
00:56:16I realised we never increased your life policy when the baby was born.
00:56:19Is that something we should have done?
00:56:21Is that something we...
00:56:22You have three beautiful children and a lovely wife, Tanika.
00:56:26Thanks.
00:56:27Let's say you get hit by a bus.
00:56:29Or, even worse, fall off your horse.
00:56:31Now, your current life cover wouldn't meet your monthly bond payments.
00:56:35Your family would be forced out of their home.
00:56:38Yeah, I mean, you wouldn't want that, hey?
00:56:40Isn't that what my Dread and Disease cover is for?
00:56:42Yeah, no, absolutely, exactly.
00:56:44Which we haven't increased either.
00:56:46Look, I appreciate the concern,
00:56:48but can we set up a time next week, chat through it?
00:56:51No, let's have it now.
00:56:52Johan.
00:57:06Vincent.
00:57:08Who wants to know?
00:57:09Who wants to know?
00:57:10I'm just a massive fan.
00:57:12Dovi Diamond.
00:57:13I'm a businessman with a passion for the sport.
00:57:15What are you offering, Dovi?
00:57:17I've got sponsors queuing out the door to get their labels on me.
00:57:19That's sweet, my bro.
00:57:24Listen.
00:57:25I can't let you go out there today.
00:57:30My booty has put a lot of money on Slughold.
00:57:33And I need to make sure that horse wins.
00:57:35Okay.
00:57:37Well, there's a lot of money riding on me and sparkling water.
00:57:40So I guess it's all going to come down to the race.
00:57:42If that's all right.
00:57:47Fuck!
00:57:50How are you going to ride today?
00:57:51What the fuck, man?
00:57:52How are you going to ride today?
00:57:53Get off me!
00:57:54Vincent, leave!
00:57:55Vincent!
00:57:56Okay, I won't race!
00:57:57Right.
00:58:00Okay, thank you.
00:58:02But I'm afraid, boy.
00:58:04I don't believe you.
00:58:06No!
00:58:09Johan, as your broker, I can't let you go out there.
00:58:12Justin, you made your point, but I've got to go.
00:58:14What?
00:58:25Somebody help!
00:58:26Jockey down!
00:58:27Jockey down!
00:58:37Afternoon, Rabbi.
00:58:40Afternoon.
00:58:47Who has beef with Forsy Ferrera?
00:58:50Who?
00:58:51Rabbi!
00:58:54Rabbi?
00:58:56Rabbi?
00:58:57Why?
00:58:58Hot, hot!
00:58:59Shut up!
00:59:00Rabbi!
00:59:02Rabbi?
00:59:03Why?
00:59:04Hot, hot!
00:59:05Hot!
00:59:12How'd it go?
00:59:13Yeah, got into his head.
00:59:15You?
00:59:16I'll break his hands.
00:59:17Shock news from the barrack, folks.
00:59:18We have last-minute replacement jockeys on dragonfly
00:59:21and slew gold, opening this race up with all kinds of possibilities.
00:59:24Shame, man.
00:59:25Wonder what happened.
00:59:26Yeah, good to hear.
00:59:27Their contenders are lined up at the starting gate.
00:59:29Set for the start, and away they go,
00:59:31and racing from the 1,400-meter mark.
00:59:33Come on, slew gold.
00:59:37Come on, run, man!
00:59:38Run, you fuck!
00:59:41No!
00:59:42What's going on?
00:59:44Come on, slew gold!
00:59:45Come on!
00:59:50No, no, no!
00:59:53What?
00:59:56Oh, that's impossible!
00:59:59What are the odds on kosher kid?
01:00:0155 to 1.
01:00:03What's 18k times 55?
01:00:05I'm a god.
01:00:06One million ren.
01:00:08Thank you, god.
01:00:09Thanks for your business, Rudge.
01:00:12What happened to Rabbi Horowitz?
01:00:14I don't know.
01:00:22Adios, Banderas.
01:00:33Okay.
01:01:03Million bucks, boy.
01:01:34Hey, you got all these here.
01:01:42He was younger than I am now when he died.
01:01:44Heart attack at 45.
01:01:46That's just bad luck.
01:01:47That's because they weren't checking cholesterol twice a year back then.
01:01:51Today, he would have been on statins and lived a long life.
01:01:55When last did you check yours?
01:01:58I don't know.
01:01:59Jesus, Tovey.
01:02:00It could be a walking heart attack right now.
01:02:03You ought to check it at least once a year.
01:02:09He loved you.
01:02:12And you.
01:02:13I wasn't cut from the same cloth as the old geezer.
01:02:17You, on the other hand,
01:02:19we'd be proud of you.
01:02:23We all are.
01:02:33Those aren't supposed to be me.
01:02:37You know, they should never have arrested you when you crashed that car, Dov.
01:02:41You were just a kid.
01:02:42Oh, that was an expensive sports car, boy.
01:02:45I would have pressed charges too if some little shit had crashed it.
01:02:48Jesus, that was a party, eh?
01:02:50Fucking hell, we were wasted.
01:02:52You were the most wasted.
01:02:54Dad had just died and you were really going for it.
01:02:56I think I drank a whole bottle of tequila that night, you know.
01:03:00I remember running outside and you were in the driver's seat.
01:03:04Jeez, and that car was totaled, eh?
01:03:10What the fuck is this?
01:03:30I'm going to escape.
01:03:52Now, which one of you boys is Dovie Diamond?
01:03:55What? You don't recognise me?
01:03:58Fuck!
01:03:59How's it? I'm Justin Diamond.
01:04:01Wellness and medical aid broker.
01:04:02Shut up.
01:04:03I didn't ask for your fucking life story, okay?
01:04:06Now, one of you better explain to me, politely,
01:04:09why you've been after Vossi Ferreira's daughter.
01:04:11Vossi Ferreira?
01:04:13Are you fucking kidding me?
01:04:15Who's Vossi Ferreira?
01:04:16Bro, this looks Buda Mafia.
01:04:17He's fucking deeper than static.
01:04:19Fuck, man!
01:04:20Jesus.
01:04:21Will you stop doing that?
01:04:22Why did you attack Cindy?
01:04:23It was a misunderstanding, okay?
01:04:25We tried to intimidate my bud's girlfriend.
01:04:27No, she's not my girlfriend.
01:04:29And my guy's got the address wrong.
01:04:30Tell Vossi we're sorry.
01:04:32Yeah, I mean, we didn't mean to kill her.
01:04:34Ow!
01:04:35What?
01:04:36Will you stop doing that, please?
01:04:37You fucking fucks fucked with a powerful man's daughter.
01:04:40Obviously that means you're trying to send him a message, right?
01:04:43So why don't you give me that message,
01:04:45before I really start fucking hurting you.
01:04:47Okay, okay.
01:04:48We've got a message for Vossi, yeah.
01:04:51We do?
01:04:52Yeah.
01:04:53It's in the top drawer there in an envelope.
01:04:56You've got an actual message for him?
01:04:58Yeah.
01:04:59What, like on a paper?
01:05:00Yeah.
01:05:01From our boss.
01:05:02Just in case, you know,
01:05:03Vossi's people are out.
01:05:05What, like handwriting or type?
01:05:06Why don't we just let them talk on the phone?
01:05:08Hey?
01:05:09Our boss likes to transact in writing, Justin.
01:05:12You know this?
01:05:13No, no, no, no, no, no.
01:05:15Okay.
01:05:16Show me.
01:05:18Okay.
01:05:19Yeah.
01:05:20Okay.
01:05:21Over here.
01:05:24Hi.
01:05:27Huh?
01:05:29Up ends.
01:05:32Yeah.
01:05:36Where is it?
01:05:38The top drawer.
01:05:39In the back.
01:05:40Yeah.
01:05:41The brown envelope.
01:05:52In here.
01:05:56Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:05:57At the back.
01:06:02This?
01:06:04Yeah.
01:06:05The anthrax in here.
01:06:06Just open the envelope.
01:06:07There's a message, okay?
01:06:08I'm gonna put my mouth on it.
01:06:09If I taste anything, you're fucking gone.
01:06:14Come on, boy.
01:06:22Ooh!
01:06:24Huh?
01:06:26You son of a bitch!
01:06:27You're a son of a bitch!
01:06:35Fuck!
01:06:37What now, huh?
01:06:38Yeah!
01:06:39Freeze!
01:06:47Put the gun down, sunshine.
01:06:48Don't put the gun down, Justin.
01:06:51Don't push me, man.
01:06:53I'm dangerous.
01:06:54Do you even know that thing works?
01:06:55Huh?
01:06:58You don't have it in you.
01:06:59I don't, huh?
01:07:00Don't I?
01:07:02How do you like it when I be-
01:07:11Very classy, boy.
01:07:22What the-
01:07:27This looks a real jacko.
01:07:33Jesus, Toby, I just killed a man.
01:07:35Yeah.
01:07:36The first kill is always a hard one.
01:07:41Okay, let's get to work with this-
01:07:42Whoa, whoa, whoa!
01:07:43Toby, what the fuck are you doing?
01:07:45I'm cutting up the body, Justin.
01:07:47You can't just chop him up right here in your office, Toby.
01:07:50I've put down a drop sheet.
01:07:51We've got to call the cops to sort this out!
01:07:53You shot the guy in the face, boy.
01:07:55Okay, that's going to be a tough one to explain.
01:07:59It'll be as easy as cutting up a chicken.
01:08:01Eight pieces.
01:08:03No, no, no, fuck it, Toby!
01:08:04Please, please.
01:08:05There's got to be another way.
01:08:07Something less fucking hectic than this.
01:08:11We could bury him.
01:08:13But digging holds a real slip, boy.
01:08:15It's fine, it's fine.
01:08:16Absolutely fine.
01:08:17Fine, I'll do it.
01:08:18I'll dig.
01:08:19Just more like this, man.
01:08:26Actually, there is another way.
01:08:31He's got no fucking brains, but his head's so fucking heavy.
01:08:35I need to take a break.
01:08:36No, no, no, no, no.
01:08:37Keep on moving, keep on moving.
01:08:41Okay, okay.
01:08:42Here we go, here we go.
01:08:43Here we go.
01:08:48Since when do you own a boat?
01:08:50Since I won it off Donkey Smith with the Royal Flash.
01:08:54Does Mum know about this?
01:08:55No, of course.
01:08:56I've taken her out a couple of times.
01:08:57She loves to see you.
01:08:58No, I mean, does Mum know you spelt her name wrong?
01:09:03Did I?
01:09:14Right.
01:09:15This should be far enough.
01:09:16Arbormaster won't find us here.
01:09:18Fucking old butts, my buddies.
01:09:21That should do.
01:09:23Let's take that plastic off.
01:09:25Don't want the bubbles to bring him back to the surface.
01:09:31Shit.
01:09:33What?
01:09:34I forgot the bricks.
01:09:35I haven't done a body drop for such a long time.
01:09:37I don't know where they've gone.
01:09:38I don't know where they've gone.
01:09:39I don't know where they've gone.
01:09:40I don't know where they've gone.
01:09:41I forgot the bricks.
01:09:42I haven't done a body drop for such a long time.
01:09:44Put that around his ankles.
01:09:46We'll just have to improvise.
01:09:50Time to the anchor.
01:09:53Make a solid knot there.
01:09:54Give me the other end, boy.
01:09:56Right over left and left over right.
01:09:57Reef notch.
01:09:59Okay, let's get this fucker out of here.
01:10:03Okay.
01:10:04One, two, three.
01:10:06I think I'm going to get a hernia.
01:10:11Rest in peace, you scary ginger fuck.
01:10:19Shit.
01:10:24Let him go, you fuck.
01:10:26Fuck you.
01:10:27Just let go of the fucking bag.
01:10:30Let go of the bag, would you?
01:10:33Let go of the bag, man.
01:10:42I got you, boy.
01:10:43I got you.
01:10:47Fuck this.
01:10:52Holy shit, I must have had a skull graze.
01:10:56Oh my God, the money.
01:10:57I think the money's gone.
01:10:58Justin, the money is gone.
01:11:00I've been doing ice baths for years.
01:11:02My body can withstand these temperatures.
01:11:03Don't worry, I can do this.
01:11:05Okay.
01:11:12Oh my God, it's fucking freezing.
01:11:13Jesus, fuck.
01:11:14Get me out of here.
01:11:21Sorry about the money, boy.
01:11:24And your neck, too.
01:11:26You should probably see a doctor about that.
01:11:32We'll make a plan, Justin.
01:11:34We'll figure it out.
01:11:36Yeah.
01:11:38Good boy.
01:11:39Thank you.
01:12:08Matt.
01:12:10Hey.
01:12:11What are you doing in there?
01:12:12Nothing.
01:12:14Jesus, what happened to you?
01:12:17I came off a mountain bike.
01:12:19That's it.
01:12:21Yeah.
01:12:22You look a little flustered.
01:12:24Were you doing yoga in there or something?
01:12:27Yes, I was.
01:12:29You were?
01:12:30Yeah.
01:12:31You were?
01:12:32Yeah.
01:12:33Yeah.
01:12:34Yeah.
01:12:35Yeah.
01:12:36Yes, I was.
01:12:38You didn't tell me you were riding.
01:12:40It was a last minute cycle thing, in Tukai.
01:12:43You know, with Gary.
01:12:45Gary was there.
01:12:47Oh.
01:12:49Okay, well I'm gonna go to bed.
01:12:51Do you need a haircut or something?
01:12:53No.
01:12:58Facial.
01:13:01No?
01:13:03Something's different.
01:13:06I mean, you look, um...
01:13:11You look great.
01:13:14You look, uh...
01:13:16You look really great.
01:13:23Not really in the mood.
01:13:28Good night.
01:13:37No, dude, let me tell you about this chick who was fucking smoking, man.
01:13:42So what, did you bang her, or what?
01:13:44I mean, I tried.
01:13:46Well, call her up and ask if she has any friends,
01:13:48and bring her over to Jordan's party this weekend.
01:13:50He bought, like, 12 kgs of beer,
01:13:52and he's got a big jump in Cartho,
01:13:54and he's got gummies.
01:13:55Hang on, I'll call you back.
01:14:06Fuck.
01:14:11Oh!
01:14:13Fuck.
01:14:15Oh, shit.
01:14:16Shit.
01:14:18Fuck.
01:14:20Fuck.
01:14:36Fuck.
01:14:56Where did you park the scooter?
01:14:59Just tell me the colour, man.
01:15:02Oh, fuck you.
01:15:06Oh, fuck.
01:15:21What?
01:15:23Jess, I've been giving it some thought, boy.
01:15:25There's a way we can do this which is totally legal.
01:15:28No more dodgy shit.
01:15:30I'm sending you an address, meet me there in an hour, OK?
01:15:32Or don't,
01:15:34and let that chick post that video and ruin your life.
01:15:36It's a tough situation you got yourself into.
01:15:38Have you tried killing her?
01:15:40No, I'm not.
01:15:42I thought we were going to do this the legal way.
01:15:44We are, we are. He's just joking, boy.
01:15:46Roland Daker, the best lawyer in the country.
01:15:48OK, listen.
01:15:50Fact of the matter is this.
01:15:52Extortion is an illegal act, all right?
01:15:54Now, if we can prove
01:15:56that this is what this chick is doing to you,
01:15:58wham, bam, boogie,
01:16:00we file a restraining order against her.
01:16:02OK, yeah, that sounds promising.
01:16:04Tell me something, Justin.
01:16:06Text messages recorded,
01:16:08conversations that we can use
01:16:10to prove that she's been doing this?
01:16:12Well, there's a, there's a video.
01:16:14What kind of video?
01:16:20I've never done it on a pilates ball before, boy.
01:16:23Looks like it gives you some thrust there.
01:16:25Shut up, Toby.
01:16:27No, no, hey, Justin, Justin, this is good, very good.
01:16:29This is exactly what we need now.
01:16:31What we do is we take those text messages
01:16:33that she's been sending you,
01:16:34and together with this,
01:16:36we file a restraining order against her.
01:16:38If she leaks anything, my friends,
01:16:40she goes bouncing off to jail.
01:16:42Simple as that.
01:16:44Really?
01:16:46Great.
01:16:48This is very good.
01:16:50Very good.
01:16:52If you don't think I've got what it takes
01:16:54to go through with this, then you're wrong,
01:16:56because I've got what it takes.
01:16:58That sex video that you made of us
01:17:00is proof that you're trying to extort me,
01:17:02which is illegal.
01:17:04Or you're going to prison, Marika.
01:17:06Do you understand?
01:17:18I don't want to go to jail, Justin.
01:17:22I'll die in jail.
01:17:24Do you want me to die?
01:17:27I was just, I was just so cross, you know,
01:17:30and I didn't want to lose you.
01:17:32I need you to delete that video off your phone,
01:17:34on top of all your tech, right now.
01:17:36I can't, Justin.
01:17:38It's in the cloud.
01:17:40You can't delete anything from the cloud.
01:17:42Uh, yeah, no, you can.
01:17:44My parents were so excited to meet you.
01:17:46And I just, I just, I told them,
01:17:50I told them I was in love with you.
01:17:54I'm fucking in love with you, Justin.
01:17:57I'm in love with you, Justin.
01:18:04Okay, it's okay.
01:18:06It's best for both of us.
01:18:11Oh, no, no, no, no, Marika, Marika,
01:18:14no, no, Marika, Marika, no, no, no.
01:18:16Enough!
01:18:21I'm not fucking losing you.
01:18:24I'm not fucking losing you!
01:18:26What are you doing, Marika?
01:18:29Ow, ow, ow, ow, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!
01:18:31No, you're drawing blood, Marika, you're drawing blood!
01:18:33Marika, I didn't realize you had a client.
01:18:40No, we just finished.
01:18:43Yeah, um, thank you, Marika, for that session.
01:18:47I've deleted my appointment from your calendar,
01:18:50so if you could delete all my appointments from your calendar,
01:18:53that'd be great.
01:18:55Absolutely, I will see you next week.
01:18:58When are you seeing me?
01:19:04Don't tell me she bit you.
01:19:05She bit me.
01:19:06Wow, she really caught her crazy there boy.
01:19:09Yes.
01:19:11But, she agreed.
01:19:19But you, you've really had my back Toby.
01:19:22They get all soft on you don't they?
01:19:25No, I'm not.
01:19:26It's just...
01:19:38Oh shit, I'm going to be late for my present.
01:19:40Oh yeah.
01:19:53I know what you're thinking.
01:19:56I'm not fit enough for the prime program.
01:19:59I'll never reach gold status.
01:20:00Let me tell you, nine years ago, I was exactly where you are now.
01:20:05And you know what?
01:20:07I didn't reach gold status.
01:20:09I reached diamond status.
01:20:11And I've been diamond status every year since.
01:20:18First things first, get yourself a smart watch.
01:20:21This is a Garmin Fenix 7X.
01:20:22It's an absolute beast, but any old smart watch will do.
01:20:26And when your watch tells you to move, you move.
01:20:45Stop!
01:20:46No!
01:20:47Me!
01:20:48Me!
01:20:52Justin, it's Sam.
01:20:53What the hell is going on?
01:20:54The phones are going crazy.
01:20:55All your clients are pulling their portfolios because of some viral video.
01:20:56Call me when you get this.
01:20:57Natalie?
01:20:58Nat?
01:20:59Nat?
01:21:00Nat?
01:21:01Nat?
01:21:02Nat?
01:21:03Nat?
01:21:04Nat?
01:21:05Nat?
01:21:06Nat?
01:21:07Nat?
01:21:08Nat?
01:21:09Nat?
01:21:10Nat?
01:21:11Nat?
01:21:12Nat?
01:21:13Nat?
01:21:14Nat?
01:21:15Nat?
01:21:16Nat?
01:21:17Nat?
01:21:18Nat?
01:21:19Nat?
01:21:21Nat?
01:21:22Oh shit.
01:21:25Natalie?
01:21:29Nat?
01:21:30Stop it, I'm in here!
01:21:38What's going on?
01:21:40Why are you breaking down the door?
01:21:45Is that Antonio Banderas?
01:21:51Are you fucking this thing?
01:21:53What if I am?
01:21:55Okay.
01:21:57Okay.
01:21:59Why?
01:22:00Because, Justin, him and I have intimacy.
01:22:03Okay?
01:22:04Which is something that you and I have not had in a very long time.
01:22:06I know.
01:22:07I know I've been neglectful of you and I want that to change, Natalie.
01:22:12I don't want to keep you at arm's length anymore.
01:22:14Okay?
01:22:15I've got so much to tell you.
01:22:16Why is my phone going mad?
01:22:17No, no, no, Natalie.
01:22:18Natalie.
01:22:19Don't look at the phone.
01:22:20Don't look at the phone.
01:22:21Look at me, Natalie.
01:22:22Natalie.
01:22:23What the fuck am I looking at?
01:22:24I can explain almost everything.
01:22:26Oh.
01:22:27My.
01:22:28God.
01:22:29Natalie.
01:22:30I fucking knew it.
01:22:31I can explain.
01:22:32You need to get out of this house right now.
01:22:35No, let's talk about it.
01:22:36Get.
01:22:37The fuck.
01:22:38Out.
01:22:39Okay, you need to calm down.
01:22:40Don't kick me.
01:22:41I'm worried about the kids.
01:22:42Go!
01:22:43Oh!
01:22:47Oh, God!
01:22:50Oh.
01:23:02Stop!
01:23:03Bouncy!
01:23:04Stop!
01:23:05What the hell did you just do, boy?
01:23:08You showed your bouncy video to a pecked auditorium.
01:23:11Why?
01:23:15Oh, shit, boy.
01:23:16You just fucked it all up.
01:23:19Okay, cool, cool, cool.
01:23:20We can get on top of this.
01:23:21We'll speak to my Russian friend Yuri.
01:23:22He can hack into the WhatsApp server, take the video down with a virus, whatever.
01:23:25It will cost a couple of grand, but, you know?
01:23:28In the meantime, you just deny, deny, deny.
01:23:32We'll say it's AI or some shit.
01:23:34I mean, you've seen that video with Will Smith and the spaghetti.
01:23:37They can do anything these days.
01:23:38It's not you in the video.
01:23:40Fake news, Marguerite.
01:23:41Shut up, Dovi.
01:23:43You stupid fuck.
01:23:44Do you not get it?
01:23:45Huh?
01:23:46Do you not get this?
01:23:48This is on you.
01:23:50I asked you a simple, simple favor.
01:23:52It was so simple.
01:23:53You just talk to her and you scare her.
01:23:55But, no, you hand it over to some other fucking idiots.
01:23:58And not only do you get the address wrong,
01:24:00you killed an innocent woman, Dovi.
01:24:03I'm sorry.
01:24:04Fuck your sorry.
01:24:07I never want to see you again.
01:24:14No wonder Dad hated you, huh?
01:24:18Fuck.
01:24:49The other brother.
01:24:51Take me to him.
01:25:09Hey.
01:25:10Justin.
01:25:11Justin time for tea.
01:25:16Cheesecake.
01:25:18Sure.
01:25:21I am so looking forward to Rathbat Mitzvah.
01:25:27Look, Mom.
01:25:31There's something I need to tell you before you hear from someone else.
01:25:39I, um, I cheated on Natalie.
01:25:44Hey.
01:25:45Hey.
01:25:46And, um, there's a, there's a really embarrassing video going around,
01:25:51so I'm sorry if you see that.
01:25:54Oh, Justin.
01:25:56First you crash a car at that house party and now you do this.
01:26:00No, Mom, you're confused.
01:26:02I didn't crash the car. Dovi crashed the car.
01:26:04No, Justin.
01:26:06It was you.
01:26:12Dovi pulled you out of the crash.
01:26:16And he got in the front seat.
01:26:22He took the blame for you.
01:26:26Why would he do that?
01:26:28Because he was the black sheep and you were the golden boy.
01:26:34But he was arrested for that, Mom.
01:26:38He went to jail.
01:26:41His life's never been the same since then.
01:26:45Jesus.
01:26:46I failed Dad. I destroyed the family's name.
01:26:49I only think your father was a hero.
01:26:51Believe me, he had his flaws,
01:26:54including a string of affairs that everyone knew about,
01:26:58including that bitch Schlesinger.
01:27:02Justin, I want to tell you something.
01:27:07Your father died 25 years ago.
01:27:10You don't have to live your life for him.
01:27:14You've already made the diamond name proud.
01:27:34Give me that.
01:27:35Dude, it's kind of my signature beanie, that.
01:27:38I'm actually part of this crew called...
01:27:39You always talk so much.
01:27:40When I get a little bit nervous and anxious, I tend to, like...
01:27:43Shut the fuck up.
01:27:56Dobie?
01:27:58Dobie!
01:28:00Dobie!
01:28:01Hey, hey, hey, hey!
01:28:02Dobie, what the fuck happened?
01:28:04Dobie, man!
01:28:05Dobie!
01:28:06Ah!
01:28:07Jesus.
01:28:08Ah!
01:28:10Jesus, bro.
01:28:13Why didn't you tell me, man?
01:28:15Why didn't you tell me you took the hit for the accident?
01:28:17Mum told you.
01:28:18Yeah, Mum told me.
01:28:20You didn't have to do that, man.
01:28:22Hey?
01:28:23Why would you do that?
01:28:25You're my brother.
01:28:30Come here.
01:28:35Oh, you're still alive.
01:28:38Locked and loaded, boy. Never leave home without it.
01:28:41Does it hurt when I do that?
01:28:42Ah, fuck off!
01:28:44Fuck.
01:28:46Oh, man.
01:28:47Shit, we'd better get moving.
01:28:48That cunt is still alive and he's heading to your house.
01:28:51What?
01:28:53Babe, I just heard about Justin.
01:28:55Fuck that girl and that Pilates ball.
01:28:57Fuck him, too.
01:28:58Fuck him.
01:29:03You're twice the man he'll ever be.
01:29:08Shit.
01:29:12What the?
01:29:18Fuck yes.
01:29:21Horsey.
01:29:23Justice has been served.
01:29:25Good job, Hector. Now come home.
01:29:27Copy.
01:29:33Justin, you're caught, bro. Surrender.
01:29:35I fucking knew it.
01:29:40Fuck.
01:29:43Where's the sack?
01:29:44Out there!
01:29:48Now you boys are gonna get it!
01:29:56Don't think he's got a fucking machine gun.
01:29:58It's an Uzi. Israeli technology.
01:30:01Yes, please, is that the police?
01:30:04This is an intruder in our house.
01:30:06The Blue Beanie Gang.
01:30:08I'm going, I'm going.
01:30:09Distract him.
01:30:10What?
01:30:16What the fuck was that?
01:30:18A distraction?
01:30:22Don't move!
01:30:27Cunt!
01:30:29You...
01:30:30You're a real fucking puss, huh?
01:30:34What is this?
01:30:36This is gonna fucking hurt.
01:30:41Jesus, you're excited, aren't you?
01:30:44Leave my brother the fuck alone.
01:30:59Fuck.
01:31:03Fuck it.
01:31:04Is it?
01:31:08Not so shiny now, you diamond puss.
01:31:12You fucked with the wrong people, Justin.
01:31:18It's time to say goodnight, my sweet boy.
01:31:28What the fuck is this thing?
01:31:34Toby?
01:31:37Don't, Toby.
01:31:38Toby, come on.
01:31:39Why are you always getting shot, my boy?
01:31:45Justin?
01:31:47How's it, babe?
01:31:48There's a lot of blood.
01:31:53What the fuck?
01:31:58Toby?
01:32:21Toby?
01:32:22Is he dead?
01:32:23He's fine.
01:32:24He just doesn't have medical aid, so they put him in a communal ward.
01:32:41I know I fucked up, Ness.
01:32:43So does the whole of Cape Town.
01:32:50I'm sorry, Ness.
01:32:54I'm so sorry.
01:32:57I don't want to lose you.
01:32:59I don't want to lose the kids.
01:33:05Look, when Banderas got shot in the head,
01:33:09there was this moment where I thought it could have been you.
01:33:15And I just felt so...
01:33:19empty.
01:33:21You know?
01:33:23All of a sudden, I wouldn't have anything to live for.
01:33:29That's...
01:33:30No, I mean it in a negative way, Justin.
01:33:32Like, my entire adult life has revolved around you and Team Diamond.
01:33:38Which is basically just another way of saying Team Justin.
01:33:41Let's face it.
01:33:44I'm resigning.
01:33:47I'm off the team.
01:33:49How long will you be off the team for?
01:33:54I don't know.
01:33:55I don't know.
01:34:26Please!
01:34:42After months of multiple break-ins,
01:34:45we are happy to announce that the leader of the Blue Beanie Gang
01:34:49has been apprehended and killed.
01:34:51Penku for Mark's terror of the Fresne neighborhood
01:34:54was put to an end in a robbery gone wrong
01:34:57by local hero Justin Diamond.
01:35:00Can you tell us exactly what happened?
01:35:02Well, I got home and I found him in my house.
01:35:04He was trying to hurt my wife, Natalie.
01:35:07And I pushed him over.
01:35:09I managed to climb on top of him.
01:35:10And then he stabbed me.
01:35:13Yeah.
01:35:14And, uh...
01:35:17Well, luckily, Dovi was there to save us.
01:35:20Dovi? Who is that?
01:35:22Dovi Diamond. My brother.
01:35:24Yeah.
01:35:25He's the real hero here.
01:35:35Mr Diamond.
01:35:36I'm glad I caught you.
01:35:38I mean, you were famous before all these shenanigans.
01:35:40I mean, ten years Diamond status.
01:35:42Wow.
01:35:43But now you are kind of a local hero.
01:35:45I'm glad you've got your whole family around you for this
01:35:47because this is one hell of a big moment.
01:35:51You ready?
01:35:52Yeah.
01:35:59Ten years Diamond status.
01:36:00Wow.
01:36:01I've only seen like three of these in my lifetime.
01:36:03You're part of a very select group.
01:36:05Fewer men have walked on the moon.
01:36:07With this award, you'll be entitled to a lifetime of discounts
01:36:09of up to 35% of all flights, hotels and groceries.
01:36:13And selected female vendors.
01:36:15Mind if I take a selfie?
01:36:16Go ahead.
01:36:17Okay. Can you get your kids out of the way?
01:36:19Get out. Sorry.
01:36:20Step in.
01:36:21Nice story.
01:36:24My name's Justin Diamond.
01:36:26And you know what gets me up first thing every morning?
01:36:31It's my family.
01:36:35Bye guys.
01:36:36And even though things aren't what I thought they'd be,
01:36:39maybe an imperfect life is actually a perfect one.
01:36:46Look, I'm not going to sit here and tell you to chase points
01:36:49because that shit will drive you crazy.
01:36:51I can't. I'm turning around.
01:36:53All you need is a basic hospital plan and some savings.
01:36:58Because at the end of the day,
01:37:00it's really your family that's most important.
01:37:02So that's where you should be spending your money and your time.
01:37:07Thank you for your honesty.
01:37:10I want you to invest all of this in your best policies.
01:37:15It's for my family.
01:37:46Hey!
01:37:47Follow the rhythm at the end of my heart
01:37:53No way, not up when I'm feeling down
01:37:57Cause I've got you, man
01:38:00I've got you, man
01:38:09Which way around am I to go?
01:38:13Hey!
01:38:14Follow the light inside that I've come to know
01:38:20You pull me up when I'm falling down
01:38:24Cause I've got you, babe
01:38:27I've got you, babe
01:38:45Cause I've got you, man
01:38:48I've got you, man
01:39:06Cause I've got you, man
01:39:09I've got you, man
01:39:15Cause I've got you, babe
01:39:18I've got you, babe
01:39:32Cause I've got you, man
01:39:35I've got you, babe
01:39:44La, la, la, la, la
01:39:49Cos I've got you, man
01:40:14La, la, la, la, la
01:40:19Cos you've got me, baby
01:40:22La, la, la, la, la
01:40:26Cos I've got you, man
01:40:28La, la, la, la, la
01:40:31Bass guitar solo
01:40:34La, la, la, la, la
01:40:37Bass guitar solo
01:40:39La, la, la, la, la
01:41:12.