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00:00Coffee.
00:01You don't want to put sugar in it, right?
00:03Why?
00:04Because when it touches your lips, it will automatically become sweet.
00:12I'll get you some coffee.
00:13Coffee?
00:14Ma'am, here's your coffee.
00:15Who are you?
00:17I'm the President of England.
00:19What nonsense are you talking?
00:20I'm same to you.
00:22Don't you have any manners?
00:23Ma'am, tell me one thing.
00:25You've ordered for a waiter, so the waiter will come with the order, right?
00:28That's right.
00:29Send the order to the person I gave you.
00:31He knows how to talk to customers with love.
00:34Ma'am, tell me one thing.
00:35Do you come to the restaurant to eat or to talk about love?
00:41First, get me some water.
00:42I'll give you the rest of the order later.
00:45Mosquito repellent?
00:46We've put it all out, sir.
00:48It's not mosquito repellent.
00:49It's water.
00:50Water.
00:52Quarter?
00:53We don't have a quarter, sir.
00:55This is a family restaurant.
00:56Water.
00:57Water.
00:59Water.
01:00Get me some water.
01:01He's asking for water.
01:02Okay, he's asking for water.
01:03Okay, ma'am.
01:04Get me some water.
01:05Why are you calling me a mosquito repellent?
01:08Guys.
01:09Hey, guys.
01:10Today, we've come to Delhi's Capital Diner restaurant.
01:12Which is made in a real train box.
01:15So, you also come to the Capital Diner restaurant in Delhi.
01:18And tell me the address.
01:20New Delhi Railway Station.
01:21VIP Parking.
01:23Ajmeri Gateside.
01:24So, guys.
01:25The rate here is also very reasonable.
01:27If you see it, you'll be shocked.
01:29We'll also put up a price list for you.
01:31How good are the rates here.
01:32Because the look is 5-star.
01:34And the rate is 3-star.
01:36It's going to be a lot of fun.
01:38It's right next to CP.
01:40If you want to come, you can come.
01:42With your family.
01:43And couples can also come.
01:55I think the girls with the nails done.
02:06Girls with the nails done.
02:11Nails done.
02:13I think the girls with the nails done.
02:25Hello, ma'am.
02:26Hello.
02:27What would you like to have?
02:28One coffee.
02:29Coffee.
02:30You don't want to put sugar in it, right?
02:32Why?
02:33Because it's obvious.
02:34When it's on your lips, it'll be sweet automatically.
02:41One coffee.
02:42Coffee?
02:43Yes.
02:54Coffee.
02:55Yes, ma'am.
02:56Your coffee.
02:57Who are you?
02:59I'm the president of England.
03:01What nonsense are you talking?
03:03I'm same to you.
03:04Don't you know how to talk?
03:06Ma'am, tell me one thing.
03:07You've ordered a waiter.
03:08So, the waiter will come with the order, right?
03:10That's right.
03:11Send the order to the person I gave you.
03:13He knows how to talk to the customer with love.
03:15So, ma'am, tell me one thing.
03:17Do you come to the restaurant to eat or to talk about love?
03:20I come to the restaurant to talk about love.
03:22Do you come to the restaurant to eat or to talk about love?
03:29Hello, ma'am.
03:30Hello, sir.
03:31What would you like to have?
03:32First, bring the water.
03:34Then, I'll give you the rest of the order.
03:37Mosquitoes?
03:38We've put an all-out, sir.
03:40Mosquitoes?
03:41Water.
03:42Water.
03:44Quarter?
03:45Sir, we don't have a quarter.
03:46Sir, this is a family restaurant.
03:48Water.
03:50Water.
03:51Sir, please bring water.
03:52We're asking for water.
03:53Oh, you're asking for water.
03:54We've asked for water.
03:55Okay, ma'am.
03:56I'll bring water.
03:57Why are you calling me a mosquito?
04:00Do you know what happened?
04:01Actually, when I was a kid,
04:02someone threw a potato bomb near my ear.
04:04Since then, I can't hear.
04:05But I can speak.
04:06I can also read lip-sync.
04:08Oh, I'm sorry.
04:09I didn't know.
04:11Okay.
04:12Lohri?
04:13Ma'am, I can't sing you a lohri.
04:14I'll bring water for you.
04:18Do as you're told.
04:21Okay.
04:22Coffee?
04:23Coffee?
04:24No, take it back.
04:25I don't want it.
04:26Okay, ma'am.
04:27I'll drink it.
04:30Here's your water.
04:44What else do you want?
04:46Brother,
04:47you're so worried about getting water.
04:49How will you order food?
04:53Ma'am, you're looking very bad.
04:54Don't do this.
04:55Don't do this.
04:56I'm in a bad mood.
04:58What are you saying?
05:00He's opening it.
05:01Sir, we're a family restaurant.
05:02Don't talk about opening and eating here.
05:04Idiot.
05:05Is there any other waiter here?
05:07Yes, sir.
05:08Yes, sir.
05:09Yes, sir.
05:10Tell me, is there any problem, sir?
05:11Take this deaf waiter with you.
05:12He has a problem with his ears and brain.
05:14Deaf?
05:15No, he said something else.
05:16I'll explain.
05:17I'll explain, sir.
05:22I understood, sir.
05:25Yes, sir.
05:26What would you like to have?
05:29Many problem?
05:30That waiter was very rude.
05:32You bring my order.
05:34Ma'am, you speak so sweetly.
05:36What's the order for you?
05:37I'll break a few stars and put it in front of you.
05:44Do you talk to everyone like this?
05:46I talk to my lips.
05:47But I don't know why my heart is talking to you today.
05:57I'll bring your order.
05:58Yes, sir.
05:59Bring two.
06:00Two?
06:01Yes.
06:02Okay.
06:03What was this way to explain?
06:05Actually, sir, he's deaf.
06:07So, I have to explain in this way.
06:10You tell me, what order should I bring for you?
06:12Bring whatever is best for you.
06:16I'm very hungry.
06:17Please bring it fast.
06:18Okay, ma'am.
06:19I'll bring it right now.
06:25Yes, sir.
06:26What would you like to have?
06:28You just ordered.
06:31What are you saying, sir?
06:32I'm seeing you both for the first time.
06:34Actually, sir, someone hit me with a stick in my childhood.
06:38So, I forget everything after five minutes.
06:41I apologize to you, sir.
06:45What kind of a restaurant is this?
06:47One can't hear.
06:48One is deaf.
06:49He's crazy.
06:51Do one thing.
06:53Bring noodles.
06:54Otherwise, he'll forget again after five minutes.
06:56I'll bring it right now, sir.
06:57Go fast.
07:03Here's your coffee, ma'am.
07:04Who made you?
07:06I ordered two coffees.
07:08Ma'am, this is a restaurant.
07:09Only waiters come here for coffee.
07:10Don't you have a dream prince on your horse, ma'am?
07:16I don't want to take anything from here.
07:19Ma'am, I knew it.
07:20What do you mean?
07:21Your boyfriend must have not answered the call.
07:25What do you mean by that?
07:27Ma'am, actually, all the girls who come here...
07:30Okay.
07:31They call their boyfriends and ask them to pay the bill.
07:34Your boyfriend must have not answered the call.
07:35That's why you didn't go.
07:40Call your manager.
07:41If I don't fire you today, change my name.
07:43Ma'am, I'll change my father's name from Papa's Pari to Papa's Chimkandi.
07:49Are you crazy?
07:50You're talking nonsense.
07:51Are you crazy?
07:52Are you out of your mind?
07:54Sir, what would you like to have?
08:00Is there a proper waiter here?
08:03I've been waiting for a long time.
08:04You've made me crazy.
08:05Call your manager.
08:08Call your manager.
08:09Okay, ma'am.
08:10I'm going. I'll never come back. Get out of here.
08:12Ma'am, where are you going?
08:15Has your waiter gone mad?
08:17He's talking nonsense.
08:18Is he out of his mind?
08:19He's out of his mind.
08:20Ma'am, I've made coffee for you with so much love.
08:23I made a heart with my own hands.
08:25If you don't drink this, three hearts will break here.
08:28Get him out of here.
08:30You go.
08:32Remember what Guru Zakir Khan said...
08:33Go!
08:35Send him away.
08:36Remember what Zakir Khan said.
08:38Stay strong.
08:39Don't melt.
08:42Ma'am, your coffee.
08:59Yes, ma'am.
09:01What's going on here?
09:04Who were they?
09:05They were the ones.
09:07Come here.
09:08Come here.
09:09Come here.
09:10Yes, sir.
09:11How many times have I told you?
09:17Hurry up.
09:18We have to leave for Panvel tomorrow morning.
09:19Talk to the guest with respect.
09:22Why didn't you bring the sticks when they were asking for them?
09:26Sticks?
09:28Sticks.
09:29Excuse me.
09:35Why are you running?
09:36Why are you running?
09:37Why are you running?
09:39Ma'am, you won't have any problem now.
09:40Enjoy your coffee.
09:41Should I get something else?
09:42No, you come here and get the pads.
09:44Me?
09:45Yes.
09:46Why?
09:47I ordered this coffee for you.
09:48I won't drink two.
09:49For me?
09:50Yes.
09:51So much peace.
09:56Thank you, ma'am.
09:58By the way, I want to tell you something.
10:00We were joking with you.
10:02We are shooting a prank in front of the camera.
10:05I hope you didn't feel bad.
10:06What kind of joke is this?
10:08We were joking for so long.
10:10Yes.
10:12It's not a good thing.
10:13Sorry, ma'am.
10:14If you felt bad about that waiter...
10:16No, I didn't feel bad about him.
10:18Then?
10:19You were joking with me for so long.
10:22No, I told you from my heart.
10:24If you want, I can drink coffee with you.
10:26Yes, sure.
10:28Turn off the camera.
10:53I love you.
10:59That's enough, son.
11:22I love you.