K2R2 Gameplay: River City Girls Zero (Part 1)
Today's Bible Verse: “Do not spread false reports. Do not help a guilty person by being a malicious witness." ~Exodus 23:1
Transcript
00:00It's a deadly game
00:03I'm so scared, I'm like, huh?
00:10What you got there, Kyoko?
00:11I don't know.
00:12That skeleton guy at the pawn shop said it was some really old video game about our first adventure together,
00:17but I have no idea how to play it.
00:20Why would you buy something you can't play?
00:22Well, he gave me a really good deal.
00:26He's got Kunio on the label!
00:28Your boyfriends are pretty famous.
00:30Yeah, but not like video game famous.
00:33We gotta find out how to play this thing.
00:36He did also throw in this thing for free.
00:38I think it's some kind of cyborg octopus?
00:41Bloop, bloop, bloop.
00:42Oh yeah, give me that.
00:44My dad had one of these things way back in the 1990s.
00:48You have to plug it into the wall in an old school TV set.
00:52Good thing you're too poor to have a fancy new HDTV.
00:55I know, right?
00:56Hey!
00:58Here we go.
00:59What's with the blocky graphics?
01:01Pixel games are cool again now, don't you know that?
01:04Are they?
01:05You can be player two.
01:07I call Ricky!
01:08Actually, I think we both play as everyone and switch between characters before they die.
01:13What? I don't wanna die!
01:15Relax, it's just a video game.
01:17Now start kicking bad guy butts.
01:19Ooh, my outfit is hecka cute.
01:21Why don't I dress like that anymore?
01:23I should really dye my hair blue again.
01:26This is pretty rad.
01:27We should tell people about this game.
01:29You think anyone's gonna care about a 25-year-old game featuring us and our boyfriend?
01:33I don't know, maybe if they dress it up a little to feel more modern,
01:37like add a new intro, title song, some cutscenes, new translations?
01:42Okay, yeah, I could see that.
02:26I don't know, maybe if they dress it up a little to feel more modern,
02:29like add a new intro, title song, new translations?
02:32Okay, yeah, I could see that.
02:34I don't know, maybe if they dress it up a little to feel more modern,
02:37like add a new intro, title song, new translations?
02:40Okay, yeah, I could see that.
02:42I don't know, maybe if they dress it up a little to feel more modern,
02:45like add a new intro, title song, new translations?
02:48Okay, yeah, I could see that.
02:50I don't know, maybe if they dress it up a little to feel more modern,
02:53like add a new intro, title song, new translations?
02:56Okay, yeah, I could see that.
02:58I don't know, maybe if they dress it up a little to feel more modern,
03:01like add a new intro, title song, new translations?
03:04Okay, yeah, I could see that.
03:06I don't know, maybe if they dress it up a little to feel more modern,
03:09like add a new intro, title song, new translations?
03:12Okay, yeah, I could see that.
03:14I don't know, maybe if they dress it up a little to feel more modern,
03:17like add a new intro, title song, new translations?
03:20Okay, yeah, I could see that.
03:22I don't know, maybe if they dress it up a little to feel more modern,
03:25like add a new intro, title song, new translations?
03:28Okay, yeah, I could see that.
03:30I don't know, maybe if they dress it up a little to feel more modern,
03:33like add a new intro, title song, new translations?
03:36Okay, yeah, I could see that.
03:38I don't know, maybe if they dress it up a little to feel more modern,
03:41like add a new intro, title song, new translations?
03:44Okay, yeah, I could see that.
03:46I don't know, maybe if they dress it up a little to feel more modern,
03:49like add a new intro, title song, new translations?
03:52Okay, yeah, I could see that.
03:54I don't know, maybe if they dress it up a little to feel more modern,
03:57like add a new intro, title song, new translations?
04:00Okay, yeah, I could see that.
04:02I don't know, maybe if they dress it up a little to feel more modern,
04:05like add a new intro, title song, new translations?
04:08Okay, yeah, I could see that.
04:10I don't know, maybe if they dress it up a little to feel more modern,
04:13like add a new intro, title song, new translations?
04:16I don't know, maybe if they dress it up a little to feel more modern,
04:19like add a new intro, title song, new translations?
04:22Okay, yeah, I could see that.
04:24I don't know, maybe if they dress it up a little to feel more modern,
04:27like add a new intro, title song, new translations?
04:30Okay, yeah, I could see that.
04:32I don't know, maybe if they dress it up a little to feel more modern,
04:35like add a new intro, title song, new translations?
04:38Okay, yeah, I could see that.
04:40I don't know, maybe if they dress it up a little to feel more modern,
04:43like add a new intro, title song, new translations?
04:46Okay, yeah, I could see that.
04:48I don't know, maybe if they dress it up a little to feel more modern,
04:51like add a new intro, title song, new translations?
04:54Okay, yeah, I could see that.
04:56I don't know, maybe if they dress it up a little to feel more modern,
04:59like add a new intro, title song, new translations?
05:02Okay, yeah, I could see that.
05:04I don't know, maybe if they dress it up a little to feel more modern,
05:07like add a new intro, title song, new translations?
05:10Okay, yeah, I could see that.
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