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I Swapped Bodies With My Memesis
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Transcript
00:00:00Miss Ember?
00:00:06This way please.
00:00:07Okay.
00:00:08Nope.
00:00:09Not today.
00:00:10Come on, sweetie.
00:00:11Let's just talk.
00:00:12What is there to talk about?
00:00:13I'm not marrying Nick Rivers.
00:00:14He's a frigid, pretentious asshole.
00:00:15Arranged marriage with Lexi Ember.
00:00:16What?
00:00:17No.
00:00:18No.
00:00:19No.
00:00:20No.
00:00:21No.
00:00:22No.
00:00:23No.
00:00:24No.
00:00:25No.
00:00:26No.
00:00:27No.
00:00:28No.
00:00:29Arranged marriage with Lexi Ember.
00:00:31I don't think so, father.
00:00:33Wow.
00:00:34Her family's tech company is blooming.
00:00:37Together we can...
00:00:38She's a rich party girl who probably can't even read.
00:00:40All he does is read.
00:00:41At June's party he literally sat there and read a book while we played beer pong.
00:00:44She got so drunk playing beer pong that she lit the carpet on fire.
00:00:48Just give her a chance, Nick.
00:00:49At least give him a chance.
00:00:52We've made a reservation for brunch for you.
00:00:54Fine.
00:00:55Mom, excuse him.
00:00:56But am I not speaking English?
00:00:57I'm going to say this one last time.
00:01:01Like I said, I'd rather die than marry Plexi-Amber.
00:01:13Challenge accepted.
00:01:14At least she looks good in that dress.
00:01:25Yeah, you're supposed to let the wine breathe.
00:01:38And don't gulp it.
00:01:40Sip.
00:01:41Jesus Christ.
00:01:42Don't mansplain me on how to drink my Merlot, Nick.
00:01:46I need something a lot stronger if I'm going to be stuck here with you.
00:01:49Yeah, I couldn't agree more.
00:01:51Wait, that's your go-to drink, too?
00:01:58Yeah, ever since I finished reading The Great Gatsby.
00:02:03You've read F. Scott Fitzgerald?
00:02:05Yeah, I read F. Scooter.
00:02:07F. Scott Fitzgerald.
00:02:08What?
00:02:09Okay.
00:02:10I'll be right back.
00:02:11Okay.
00:02:13Lexi?
00:02:15Lexi?
00:02:17That was you?
00:02:22What is my psycho ex-boyfriend doing here?
00:02:34Who's your, uh...
00:02:38Really, Lexi?
00:02:45You're out and about with a new dude after you left me last month out of nowhere?
00:02:50I caught you in bed with your secretary.
00:02:53Oh, God.
00:02:55You're a cheating asshole.
00:02:59Oh, it's not my fault.
00:03:02You don't like to give it up.
00:03:04A man has knees, Lexi.
00:03:07Oh, but I'm saving myself for marriage.
00:03:09What are you, born in the fucking 1900s?
00:03:11You're a fucking prude.
00:03:12At least I'm not a cheating asshole.
00:03:16With no heart.
00:03:20Who the fuck do you think you're talking to, huh?
00:03:23Do you know who I am?
00:03:24You're fucking worthless without me.
00:03:25You are nothing, Lexi.
00:03:27Nothing without me.
00:03:28You know that?
00:03:29Do you know that, Lexi?
00:03:30Huh?
00:03:31Hey!
00:03:32You don't ever put your hands on her, do you hear me?
00:03:35You stay the fuck away from me.
00:03:39Let him go.
00:03:41Or I'll break your arm.
00:03:43You hear me?
00:03:45Let me go.
00:03:55We should do this again soon.
00:03:58I'll see you later, Lexi.
00:04:05Lexi?
00:04:07That's the man that you were dating less than a month ago?
00:04:10I'm still working on it.
00:04:12I'm trying to move past my mistakes, all right, Nick?
00:04:15You're still the same naïve, reckless, spoiled princess
00:04:20who doesn't know how to be alone in this world.
00:04:23You know what? Fine!
00:04:24Think what you want, okay?
00:04:26At least I'm not a slut.
00:04:28I'm not a slut.
00:04:30I'm not a slut.
00:04:32I'm not a slut.
00:04:35At least I'm not a self-righteous asshole like you.
00:04:37I can't believe my father wanted me to marry someone like you.
00:04:40You don't have to worry about that, okay?
00:04:42And I didn't read The Great Gatsby.
00:04:45I only watch it because of Leonardo DiCaprio.
00:04:55Fuck me.
00:05:01Lexi? Lexi, wait!
00:05:03Lexi!
00:05:33Ow.
00:05:35What the hell?
00:05:37What the hell is happening to my voice?
00:05:39Hello?
00:05:42Oh my God.
00:05:54Oh my God.
00:05:56Oh my God.
00:05:58Oh my God.
00:06:00Oh my God.
00:06:03Oh my God.
00:06:07This can't be happening.
00:06:08Oh my God, this is impossible.
00:06:09This can't be happening.
00:06:10I swapped bodies with Lexi.
00:06:12No!
00:06:17Wait, that's my voice.
00:06:27What are you doing with my body?
00:06:29Give it back!
00:06:30Lexi, don't panic!
00:06:31Don't panic? This is literally the best time to panic!
00:06:33You have my friggin' body!
00:06:34Calm down!
00:06:36No!
00:06:37We'll figure out a way to swap back.
00:06:39How? How? How?
00:06:46Three.
00:06:50Two.
00:06:51Get out of my body!
00:06:54One.
00:06:57Go!
00:07:01Oh.
00:07:11You know, there's one thing that we haven't tried.
00:07:14What's that?
00:07:17Kissing.
00:07:28Yeah, no, you're not.
00:07:31Nice try.
00:07:32Okay, Lexi, first of all, if I kissed you, it would basically be like me kissing myself, which is super weird.
00:07:39Second of all, aren't in those chick movies, don't they like, I don't know, there's like a magical kiss or whatever?
00:07:44Yeah, well, if you actually watch the girly movies, you'd know that the magic only works if they're in love.
00:07:49You know, fine. Stay in my body.
00:07:51Fine.
00:07:52But there is something that I should probably prepare you for, especially in the morning.
00:07:58In the morning?
00:07:59Ew! Okay, fine, fine, fine, fine.
00:08:04You can kiss.
00:08:07None of that.
00:08:08No tongue.
00:08:09None.
00:08:10Lexi, do you think that I want to French kiss myself?
00:08:14No.
00:08:15Kiss me.
00:08:16Kiss.
00:08:30It's not working.
00:08:32Oh my God, I'm gonna be stuck in your body forever.
00:08:35Daddy will know what to do, I need Daddy.
00:08:38Lexi, no, no, we can't tell anyone, okay?
00:08:44They will think we're crazy.
00:08:46No.
00:08:54We just have to work together, okay? We'll figure this out, okay?
00:09:01Oh!
00:09:03Mommy, Daddy.
00:09:05Father.
00:09:08Okay, I'm fine. I'm fine, get off.
00:09:17Um, Mommy, Daddy?
00:09:22The restaurant clerk said you were passed out on the street.
00:09:25Passed out? We got hit by a car.
00:09:27What are you talking about, Nick? There was no car.
00:09:30Marshall, I think you're missing the big picture here.
00:09:34They were kissing.
00:09:38What did I tell you, sweetie?
00:09:41Nick isn't a pretentious prude.
00:09:45Wow, yeah, you know what? No.
00:09:48Nick is just the most gentlemanly, handsome, amazing, all-around outstanding guy ever.
00:09:56Yeah, I was a big, big idiot.
00:10:00I'm in your body now, Nick. You wanna dance?
00:10:05Let's dance.
00:10:07No, no, no, no. I was the huge idiot.
00:10:14Because Lexi is the total package.
00:10:18So pretty, smart, God, so sexy. Have you seen her booty?
00:10:28Sexy booty? Seriously?
00:10:31You brought this on yourself.
00:10:33You brought this on yourself.
00:10:35You know what? We have an announcement to make.
00:10:44We are moving in together.
00:10:50Look what you made me do.
00:10:53Oh, I just love him so much.
00:11:04Do you have to have so much stuff?
00:11:07Hey, I didn't want to come here. It was your idea to move.
00:11:09If we don't live together, people are going to figure us out, alright?
00:11:22Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, hey, hey, hey, hold it right there, cowboy.
00:11:26What do you think you're doing? You're going to see everything.
00:11:28Oh my God, I'm not going to look, alright?
00:11:31Okay, that's not the point. You're going to touch everything.
00:11:35Okay, yeah. Well, would you rather you look like this when I'm going out?
00:11:43Oh, it's not good.
00:11:44Good point.
00:11:46How about this? How about this? I bathe you.
00:11:52Yeah, that's not happening. Sorry.
00:11:54Okay, yeah. How about this? Stay there. One sec. I got an idea.
00:12:02Lexi, don't fuck up my shit.
00:12:06Aha!
00:12:12Take it.
00:12:19How'd it go?
00:12:21No peeking.
00:12:23Let me know if you have any questions.
00:12:26Ow!
00:12:27Ow!
00:12:28Genius, Lexi.
00:12:30There's got to be a better way.
00:12:35Eight suitcases of clothes and that one pair of underwear.
00:12:46Hey, I don't know, there's something wrong with your, uh...
00:12:50No, I'm not wearing this. No, this is torture. Yeah.
00:12:56How does this even work?
00:12:58I don't know, there's something wrong with your, uh...
00:13:02Lexi, it's...
00:13:03What are you doing with my phone, you perv?
00:13:05Give me that back.
00:13:06No.
00:13:07Give me it back right now.
00:13:08It's not what it looks like.
00:13:09Give me it back.
00:13:10I told you, it's not what it looks like.
00:13:11Give me it back.
00:13:14Lexi, hey, look at me, okay?
00:13:17Lexi, hey, look at me, okay?
00:13:19We already discussed we're not going to touch anything.
00:13:21We're not going to look down.
00:13:22We're only going to look up.
00:13:24We're not going to look down.
00:13:25And we're definitely not going to...
00:13:29I have a penis! I have a penis!
00:13:32Oh my god.
00:13:33Freak out.
00:13:36Okay.
00:13:39That's gross.
00:13:41Disgusting.
00:13:42I saw everything.
00:13:43Hey, I have, you know, plenty of women who would love to be in my body.
00:13:46Okay?
00:13:51There's not even dressing on this.
00:13:52I'm not, like, I'm not going to eat this.
00:13:57Do you have pet cows?
00:13:58Because this is their breakfast.
00:13:59That is my 1-6-8 diet.
00:14:01No fried foods.
00:14:02No snacks.
00:14:03No sweets.
00:14:04No fucking fights.
00:14:06So, you're meeting with a board member today.
00:14:07You need to read all this.
00:14:09Oh, no.
00:14:10What the hell?
00:14:11There's no way I'm going to memorize this.
00:14:13This is way too hard, Nick.
00:14:15And we have that meeting today with a Mr. Jenkins.
00:14:18What are we going to do?
00:14:21Shit.
00:14:22Okay, that's my assistant, Eddie.
00:14:25I'll take care of your meeting, okay?
00:14:26You need to meet with my board member.
00:14:28And if he asks you any questions, just say that we're assessing our positions
00:14:30and we're reinforcing our strategies.
00:14:33Assessing.
00:14:34Yeah, okay.
00:14:35And you, be funny.
00:14:37Yeah, tell some jokes.
00:14:39Okay.
00:14:40Go, please.
00:14:42Yeah, we're screwed.
00:14:44Screwed.
00:14:48Jesus, how do men greet each other?
00:14:52Think, Lexi, think.
00:14:57Hi.
00:14:59Morning, boss.
00:15:00Yo, how's it hanging?
00:15:02Eddie, my man.
00:15:03Come over here, dude.
00:15:06Hey.
00:15:07Sorry.
00:15:09Is everything okay?
00:15:11Sure.
00:15:12I'm great.
00:15:13How are you?
00:15:14I'm great.
00:15:15Good.
00:15:16I like this.
00:15:17Friendlier, warmer.
00:15:18Yeah?
00:15:19It might work.
00:15:20Cool.
00:15:21Are you ready to go and, you know, do some business?
00:15:22Yeah, great.
00:15:23Boss shit.
00:15:24All right.
00:15:25Boss shit.
00:15:26Please.
00:15:27Looking sharp.
00:15:28Okay.
00:15:31What's that?
00:15:33Hey.
00:15:34There you are.
00:15:35Okay.
00:15:36Love the new style.
00:15:37Very professional.
00:15:38Samantha, right?
00:15:39You're Lexi's, I mean, my assistant.
00:15:40You said it yourself.
00:15:41First besties, then business.
00:15:42Right.
00:15:43I'll choose business.
00:15:44Do you know where Mr. Jenkins is?
00:15:45I wish I could say no.
00:15:46That perv creeps me out.
00:15:47He's in your office.
00:15:48Want me to come with you?
00:15:49No, I think I'll take it from here.
00:15:50Also, I'm sorry.
00:15:51I don't think I can make it.
00:15:52I'm busy.
00:15:53I'm busy.
00:15:54I'm busy.
00:15:55I'm busy.
00:15:56I'm busy.
00:15:57I'm busy.
00:15:58I'm busy.
00:15:59I'm busy.
00:16:00I'm busy.
00:16:01I think I'll take it from here.
00:16:02Also, could you get me a sales report and an employee list?
00:16:05Oh, and let marketing know that we have a meeting in an hour, okay?
00:16:10What was that?
00:16:13Hey boss.
00:16:23Nick, how are you, son?
00:16:26Mr. Lucas, you are so very early.
00:16:29Wow.
00:16:30You know me, Nick.
00:16:36Ah, Mr. Endler.
00:16:39Always a sight for sore eyes.
00:16:42What the hell?
00:16:44I love to surprise people.
00:16:51Oh, sorry. I'm not used to this hand yet.
00:16:54I mean...
00:16:56Don't worry, young man.
00:16:57A powerful handshake is the best way to start a meeting.
00:17:01Yes.
00:17:03Pleasure to meet you, Mr. Jenkins.
00:17:06Wow, that's a bit strong, isn't it?
00:17:09Well, I was told that a strong handshake is a great way to start off your...
00:17:11Yeah, but a girl should be gentler, don't you think?
00:17:16So, Nick. Let's hear your plan for next quarter.
00:17:20Okay.
00:17:22Shit, shit, shit! I haven't had time to read any of this!
00:17:27You know, I have to say, Miss Ember.
00:17:30You look prettier every time I see you.
00:17:35Is this guy for real now?
00:17:38Mr. Jenkins, I'm failing to see how my attractiveness has anything to do with business.
00:17:43Relax, honey. Come on. I'm making conversation.
00:17:47This is what Lexi has to go through at work?
00:17:50First of all, don't call me honey.
00:17:52Second of all, if you want to have conversation, we can have it about business.
00:17:57I know girls like you.
00:18:00Princesses who act like they know anything about business.
00:18:04But at the end of the day, you just become someone's trophy wife.
00:18:09Wow, Mr. Jenkins. It seems you have me figured out.
00:18:13Now it's my turn.
00:18:15Jenkins Corporation is a sinking ship.
00:18:18Your revenue has gone down 43%.
00:18:20Your R&D is at a primitive lab.
00:18:22And you're failing to reconstruct your executive team.
00:18:24So here you are, acting nonchalant.
00:18:27Desperate for my funds.
00:18:30Did this princess get anything wrong?
00:18:35So as you know, your patent is what I want.
00:18:38It expires in two years.
00:18:40So sign this. Your company will not fail in two years.
00:18:43But it's up to you, Mr. Jenkins.
00:18:48What's it going to be?
00:18:50I don't know about you, but I am loving this.
00:18:54But it's up to you, Mr. Jenkins.
00:18:59What's it going to be?
00:19:12Thanks for the opportunity, Miss Amber.
00:19:17Pleasure doing business with you, Mr. Jenkins.
00:19:20Now, get out.
00:19:25Okay.
00:19:37Way to go, Lexi. You're such a badass.
00:19:40We got the patent.
00:19:42I posted the whole thing on Instagram.
00:19:44You smoked that arrogant asshole.
00:19:46Okay, watch your language.
00:19:48Get back to work.
00:19:55Say something.
00:19:57Uh, yeah, okay.
00:20:00We are assessing our position and reinforcing strategies.
00:20:13Sorry, I don't have anything for you.
00:20:16Well, Nick, I meet with the board today.
00:20:19I've got to give them something or they're going to vote you out.
00:20:21Oh, no. I'm going to get Nick fired.
00:20:24You remember that idea that you had?
00:20:28Yes. Thank you.
00:20:30Um, yeah, I got something for you, Mr. Lucas.
00:20:35We're going to collaborate with Ember Tech Corporation.
00:20:42We're going to collaborate with Ember Tech Corporation.
00:20:47The Ember Tech.
00:20:48The Ember Tech.
00:20:50The biggest AI development company in Los Angeles.
00:20:53That's the one.
00:20:55Yeah, um, do you think their daughter, Miss Ember, is going to agree to partner with us?
00:21:00We have actually been getting to know each other quite a bit.
00:21:04And I think it's going to work.
00:21:11Well, that's wonderful news.
00:21:13I can't wait to share it with the others.
00:21:15Yeah, let's do that.
00:21:19Get in the elevator.
00:21:23I am.
00:21:25Yes!
00:21:30And you won't regret it.
00:21:32But it's all up to you, Mr. Hankinson.
00:21:34Huh. Maybe I was wrong about him.
00:21:38Oh, my gosh.
00:21:40Is that a smile I see on your face, Mr. Nick Rivers?
00:21:44Oh, wait. Regina White?
00:21:47Wait. Regina White?
00:21:55What the fuck, Regina?
00:21:58We saw you talking to Troy after his football practice, dork.
00:22:02Don't you know he's Regina's boyfriend, you slut?
00:22:06I didn't do anything to Troy.
00:22:09Stay away from what's mine, Lexi Ember, or I will destroy you.
00:22:14Okay?
00:22:16Okay.
00:22:22You doing okay?
00:22:24Can I help you with anything?
00:22:27Shit. My college nemesis works for Nick?
00:22:31Wait.
00:22:34So, Regina works for Nick and has a crush on him.
00:22:38Oh, my God. This is perfect.
00:22:40Actually, Regina, there is something you can do for me.
00:22:44My pleasure.
00:22:47So, there's this document that got shredded somehow.
00:22:52I don't know how, but I need you to piece it together for me.
00:22:56Um...
00:22:58Nick?
00:23:00It's wet, and it smells.
00:23:03So sorry, sweetheart. Could you just get it to me by noon, though?
00:23:08Okay?
00:23:12Oh, and Regina?
00:23:14Don't wear, like, whatever this is ever again,
00:23:20because it's unprofessional.
00:23:27Nice, boss.
00:23:30God, I've been waiting to call her out for years on that.
00:23:33Why is that idiot...
00:23:35I mean, why am I dating that woman, anyway?
00:23:39Dating? Oh.
00:23:40You keep Regina around because her dad's the biggest investor in our company.
00:23:45No, no, no. She's all over you, but there is no chemistry there.
00:23:49See, there's no chemistry between you and any women.
00:23:53Really? That's surprising.
00:23:57Because I'm so hot and rich and stuff.
00:24:02Yeah. Hot. Yeah. Yeah.
00:24:06Anyway, um, we're gonna get some drinks after this.
00:24:08Guys aren't as boring as I thought you were.
00:24:11Count me in.
00:24:15Ew! This banana peel's all stinky!
00:24:18Why are we even doing this, Regina?
00:24:21Can you guys just shut up and get to work?
00:24:24We need to get this done before the bar tonight.
00:24:26Tonight's the night, girls.
00:24:28I am gonna get Nick Rivers into bed.
00:24:33And then we will like, have fun.
00:24:35Are you just picking things up for fun?
00:24:37Or are you gonna, I don't know, maybe put some pieces together?
00:24:40We're trying our best.
00:24:42I'm an intern.
00:24:44It's showing.
00:24:50Lexi?
00:24:52Lexi's loser ex again?
00:24:55What are you doing here, you little minx?
00:24:58You know, if you're looking to have a little fun,
00:25:01you're gonna have to go to the bar.
00:25:03You know, if you're looking to have a little fun,
00:25:06I don't mind throwing you one for old time's sake.
00:25:09Maybe you should go home and have your mother teach you some manners.
00:25:15That's not how you speak to a lady.
00:25:20The fuck did you just say to me, bitch? Huh?
00:25:27Ow! Fuck!
00:25:30You broke my fucking nose!
00:25:33You're lucky I was aiming for your teeth.
00:25:35Now get the fuck out!
00:25:37You fucking bitch!
00:25:39Don't touch me! Take me to the fucking ER!
00:25:42You're fucking taking me to sleep, are you fucking kidding me? Let's go!
00:25:46You're fucking crazy, you know that?
00:25:49Fuck!
00:26:00Thanks.
00:26:02Lexi! Don't drink that!
00:26:11What the fuck?
00:26:13Wait, Lexi? Lexi Ember?
00:26:16God, it's Lexi the man!
00:26:18Fuck!
00:26:20What the fuck?
00:26:22Wait, Lexi? Lexi Ember?
00:26:25God, it's Lexi the man!
00:26:26Lexi Ember?
00:26:28God, it's Lexi the man stealer!
00:26:30She's trying to steal Nick from Regina? How pathetic.
00:26:34God, Lexi, I mean, look at yourself.
00:26:36You really think Nick's gonna juice you over me?
00:26:39Yeah, actually I think I do because he's my boyfriend.
00:26:43Wait, Nick is your boyfriend?
00:26:46Did I stutter?
00:26:48Yeah.
00:26:52Now you better leave before I pour another one of these on your face.
00:26:57Oh my God.
00:27:01Bitch.
00:27:04Wow, that was awesome.
00:27:07Yeah, did you know that there was aphrodisiac in that drink?
00:27:10Oh, come on. I mean, Regina's, she's crazy. Yeah, but she wouldn't...
00:27:17Oh yeah, she totally would. She would.
00:27:20Come on, let's get out of here.
00:27:22Yeah.
00:27:26Let's go.
00:27:31Lexi Ember, I am gonna burn you to the ground.
00:27:57I'm sorry, Nick.
00:27:59I should have known better.
00:28:02Thank you for protecting me back there, boyfriend.
00:28:07Alright, take it easy.
00:28:11All that matters is that you got your revenge.
00:28:14It was so awesome.
00:28:16She spent the entire day piecing together an Ikea ad and she smelled like moldy banana.
00:28:24What about you?
00:28:26How was being a spoiled princess?
00:28:32I know girls like you, princesses.
00:28:35But at the end of the day, you just become someone's trophy wife.
00:28:42Turns out it wasn't as easy as I thought.
00:28:45Turns out it wasn't as easy as I thought.
00:28:47Oh no?
00:28:49I'm sorry.
00:28:52Hey, we made it.
00:28:54We made it.
00:28:56And now our companies are gonna be partners.
00:28:59Yeah.
00:29:01To working together.
00:29:03And becoming friends.
00:29:05Huh. Maybe she's not just a princess.
00:29:10To becoming friends.
00:29:17That's good.
00:29:18Don't chug it.
00:29:20Too late.
00:29:24Thanks.
00:29:29Lexi?
00:29:31I thought you were supposed to meet up with my dad for brunch.
00:29:34I am. I thought I'd make you something first.
00:29:37After all, you are my boyfriend.
00:29:49Regina, what are you doing here?
00:29:54Relax, Lexi.
00:29:56I just wanted to come by and show you something.
00:30:07It's 10am on a Saturday.
00:30:09Regina, what do you want?
00:30:11Well, you know what I want.
00:30:13I want you two to break up.
00:30:24Regina, do we look like we need money?
00:30:28Our families own the biggest companies in California.
00:30:31For now.
00:30:38If you don't leave Nick,
00:30:40I post those photos online.
00:30:43Heir to EmberTech bullies innocent woman.
00:30:46I mean, that doesn't sound pretty, does it?
00:30:48Think of what that would do to your reputation.
00:30:51Or worse,
00:30:52your family's business.
00:30:54Wow.
00:30:56Yeah, Regina, I'm really impressed.
00:31:00Yeah, Regina, I'm really impressed.
00:31:04It's just too bad that I already have videos from the bar last night.
00:31:12Desperate employee, drug CEO,
00:31:15with aphrodisiac.
00:31:18God, imagine what that'll do to your reputation.
00:31:23You sneaky slut, give me that phone!
00:31:26I don't hit women.
00:31:28But if I did, you'd be so screwed.
00:31:31So, let me paint things clear for you, alright?
00:31:33Release those photos, I'll post a video.
00:31:35I'll also get my lawyer to sue you for trespassing and blackmailing me today.
00:31:38No, no, no, you wouldn't dare.
00:31:40Try me.
00:31:44Duh!
00:31:48Wow.
00:31:49Wow.
00:31:51Wow.
00:31:52Wow.
00:31:55Wow.
00:31:58Oh, uh, I bet your daddy's waiting, but...
00:32:01Nick! Nick!
00:32:03That was awesome!
00:32:12Hello, Daddy.
00:32:13You ready for brunch?
00:32:14What are you doing?
00:32:17Just hugging my old man.
00:32:20And...
00:32:22I got you a gift.
00:32:24Well, you never get me gifts.
00:32:28Wait, are you in some kind of trouble?
00:32:30Jesus, Dad, just open it.
00:32:36The one you wanted, right?
00:32:38My dad...
00:32:40Lexi's dad...
00:32:42told me about it during golf.
00:32:44Lexi.
00:32:46It all makes sense now.
00:32:48Makes sense?
00:32:50What does he mean by that?
00:32:54Lexi told you to forgive me, right?
00:32:57Forgive you about what, Dad?
00:33:01It's alright, Nick.
00:33:04All those years...
00:33:09I know you blamed me, and I blame myself too.
00:33:13If I hadn't been working late at night,
00:33:15your mother had that heart attack,
00:33:17maybe you should still be with us,
00:33:18and you'd have a mother, and I'd have a wife.
00:33:20I forgive you, Dad.
00:33:26I've been waiting 15 years for those words.
00:33:29Thank you, son.
00:33:31I never knew that Nick suffered such a tragedy.
00:33:34Boss, the CEO of Diaz Pharmaceutical
00:33:36wants to schedule a meeting with you next week.
00:33:39Wait, Diaz Pharmaceutical?
00:33:42You're talking about Daniel Diaz?
00:33:46It's not my fault you don't give it up.
00:33:49You're a fucking prude, Lexi.
00:33:52You know what, Eddie?
00:33:53Tell Mr. Diaz to meet me in my office in 30 minutes.
00:33:57Oh, I can't wait to meet him.
00:33:58Eddie added a meeting to my Google Calendar?
00:34:02In 30 minutes?
00:34:05Is she meeting up with her cheating ex?
00:34:07What the hell is she thinking?
00:34:16Oh, excuse me, Sam.
00:34:18I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:34:20I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:34:22I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:34:24I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:34:26I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:34:28Listen, this elevator, you need a manager's card.
00:34:33Yeah, I mean, you can use the stairs if you really want to.
00:34:36Do you know who I am, you fucking mophead?
00:34:37I'm not taking the stairs, are you crazy?
00:34:40Mophead?
00:34:42Here to see the CEO.
00:34:49Great, and of course, now his stupid assistant
00:34:51isn't answering the phone.
00:34:52Great, fuck, I'm gonna be late.
00:34:53Shit, mate, I better start running.
00:34:56CEO's on the 35th floor.
00:34:59What?
00:35:00Come on.
00:35:13This is gonna be good.
00:35:19Oh, fuck.
00:35:23Oh, fuck my life.
00:35:25Oh.
00:35:37Mr. Diaz.
00:35:39Hey.
00:35:41Can I have some water?
00:35:42Yeah.
00:35:43Oh, actually, no, the water was shut off
00:35:44due to maintenance issues.
00:35:45Excellent.
00:35:46God, I hope you weren't planning on going to the bathroom.
00:35:49Knowing that I don't anymore.
00:35:52Well, I'll go get Mr. Rivers.
00:35:53Take a seat anywhere.
00:35:54Excellent.
00:35:57Take a seat where?
00:36:06Everything is going according to plan.
00:36:08All right.
00:36:11Great.
00:36:13Send him in.
00:36:24Mr. Rivers, such a pleasure.
00:36:25Shh, shh, shh.
00:36:28Trying to finish this Real Shorts episode.
00:36:30Oh, it is juicy.
00:36:33Juicy, juicy.
00:36:35Okay.
00:36:39Mr. Rivers, I'm sorry, Tintra,
00:36:40but can we start the meeting?
00:36:44Fine, sure.
00:36:46We can start the meeting, Mr. Diaz.
00:36:51Wait, it's you?
00:36:52Not so much of a mop head now, am I?
00:36:56Sir, I'm sorry, I...
00:36:57Hey, you don't have to apologize.
00:36:58Not to me.
00:37:01That's very kind of you, sir.
00:37:03I know.
00:37:04You're gonna have to apologize to the board.
00:37:06Because I'm pulling the funds from your project.
00:37:10What?
00:37:11Why are you doing this?
00:37:14Lexi, what are you doing?
00:37:15Why are you meeting up with Danny Diaz
00:37:17without telling me?
00:37:18Lexi?
00:37:19Wait, you're dating Nick Rivers?
00:37:21Mm-hmm.
00:37:25This all makes perfect sense.
00:37:28That's why you're fucking with me.
00:37:29What did this bitch tell you?
00:37:30I didn't have to tell him anything
00:37:31for him to know that you're a shit human being.
00:37:33Okay, so you're flushing a million dollar project
00:37:36down the toilet because of a woman.
00:37:38Danny, we're not shutting down this project.
00:37:44See?
00:37:46Even Lexi knows better than you
00:37:48and that's saying a lot, you fucking idiot.
00:37:50We're not shutting down this one project.
00:37:55We're terminating the entire partnership, Danny,
00:37:58with your company.
00:38:00But without the Rivers money.
00:38:02Your stocks are gonna run out
00:38:03and you're gonna go bankrupt within a month.
00:38:05No, fuck you, Lexi.
00:38:06You can't do this.
00:38:07This isn't your company.
00:38:08You're right.
00:38:09It's Nick's decision to make.
00:38:14Mr. Rivers, you won't do this.
00:38:19Well...
00:38:22Actually, I'm gonna do it.
00:38:27Better start looking for a new job there, Danny.
00:38:29Wait.
00:38:32You son of a bitch.
00:38:36Um...
00:38:37You're gonna regret this.
00:38:42You both will.
00:38:44Fuck!
00:38:49Wow.
00:38:51He's dramatic.
00:38:54Why are you smiling at me like that?
00:38:55Did you just fire your biggest pharmaceutical client for me?
00:39:04Oh, my God.
00:39:07You were jealous.
00:39:10You were jealous.
00:39:12I don't...
00:39:13Oh, my God!
00:39:14You are!
00:39:15Nope.
00:39:16You're jealous.
00:39:17Nope, I...
00:39:18You're so jealous.
00:39:19Lexi?
00:39:20Lexi?
00:39:21I'm not...
00:39:22I'm leaving right now.
00:39:23Okay.
00:39:24I am leaving.
00:39:25Come on, Nick Rivers.
00:39:26You can't hide.
00:39:28Stock plummeted when Rivers Business
00:39:30terminated their partnership with Diaz.
00:39:37Lexi Ember and Nick Rivers.
00:39:43Good evening, Mr. Diaz.
00:39:46Who the fuck are you?
00:39:48I'm Regina White.
00:39:50I believe we have the same enemy,
00:39:52which makes us friends.
00:39:57I have a plan to take down Lexi Ember.
00:40:00All I need now is a little help from you.
00:40:13Wow.
00:40:14Lexi, I'm...
00:40:15I'm very impressed.
00:40:16These reports, they're very detailed and...
00:40:18I'm kind of offended that you'd be surprised.
00:40:21I do help out with the family company, you know.
00:40:27Nick?
00:40:28Lexi?
00:40:31What do you want, Regina?
00:40:33I just...
00:40:34I wanted to apologize
00:40:35for acting like a drunk idiot at the bar last night.
00:40:38It was unprofessional and it'll never happen again.
00:40:41Oh, uh...
00:40:42Anyway, so I brought you some coffee.
00:40:48Oh.
00:40:50Okay.
00:40:51Thanks.
00:40:52Yeah.
00:40:53Well, I'll just be right out there,
00:40:54so please let me know if you guys need anything, okay?
00:41:04I just gave it to her.
00:41:05How long does it take?
00:41:06Five minutes is more than enough.
00:41:08How long does it take?
00:41:09Five minutes is more than enough.
00:41:11You just wait.
00:41:16Lexi Ember.
00:41:18Ever since you showed up,
00:41:19Nick has been treating me like shit.
00:41:23Well, I've had enough, bitch.
00:41:27Boom.
00:41:28Check this out.
00:41:29All right, just let me show you something.
00:41:31I did colors.
00:41:33I think you probably noticed.
00:41:35Made everything look a thousand times better.
00:41:37And I think it's gonna make a big difference.
00:41:40Change all these right here, and that's all...
00:41:43Nick, are you okay?
00:41:44Lexi...
00:41:45Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick!
00:41:47Okay, oh, my God.
00:41:49Someone call an ambulance, please!
00:42:03Oh, my God, Nick, you're awake.
00:42:06I was so fucking scared.
00:42:08I don't know what I would do without you.
00:42:12I mean...
00:42:15What if you died?
00:42:19Well, I'm here now.
00:42:21Yeah.
00:42:23Why am I in the hospital?
00:42:27Why am I in the hospital?
00:42:30They found...
00:42:32fluoxetine in your system,
00:42:34and, uh, it's basically high dosage of Prozac.
00:42:38And I am allergic to that.
00:42:41Oh, uh, anyway,
00:42:43so I brought you some coffee.
00:42:46Regina.
00:42:47The coffee.
00:42:49No, it's just...
00:42:51Gina.
00:42:53Think about it.
00:42:55Who else can get their hands on
00:42:57prescription pills
00:42:59and knows I'm allergic?
00:43:01Danny.
00:43:04Great.
00:43:05They're working together.
00:43:07That's right.
00:43:10We're gonna take those rats down.
00:43:13She talks about you, too.
00:43:16She's kind of a bitch.
00:43:19Regina.
00:43:20Lexi?
00:43:22I mean, we all heard about your itsy-bitsy overdose.
00:43:25I am just so happy to see that you're...
00:43:28What the fuck?
00:43:29What the fuck is your problem, Regina?
00:43:32You drugged my coffee.
00:43:33Way to blame someone else for your addiction, junkie.
00:43:36Yeah, go to rehab and leave us alone, bitch.
00:43:39You said I drugged your coffee?
00:43:41Where's your proof?
00:43:42I mean, you're not gonna expect them to just buy into your lies, right?
00:43:48Who says we don't have any proof?
00:43:50We've got the footage right here.
00:43:52Got you on tape, Regina.
00:43:55Are you talking about that little camera in your office?
00:43:58I mean, that doesn't prove anything, does it?
00:44:01All I did was bring you coffee.
00:44:02Regina.
00:44:03We're not talking about the camera in the office.
00:44:08Regina, we're not talking about the camera in the office.
00:44:11We're talking about the dashcam in the car in the basement.
00:44:14You know, the one that you and Danny Diaz were talking in front of?
00:44:17Passing off drugs.
00:44:20Guards.
00:44:22Okay, what is this?
00:44:24Ew, get your hands off of me.
00:44:26Regina.
00:44:28You're fired.
00:44:30And keep in mind, it's gonna be real difficult for you to find a job in the city.
00:44:34Yeah.
00:44:35And if you ever touch me or Nick again, I'm taking this to the police.
00:44:40And you're going to jail.
00:44:47I am going to ruin you.
00:44:49I'd like to see you try.
00:44:50Nick is my boyfriend now, and he'll do anything to protect me.
00:44:55Gentlemen, go ahead and take away Miss White.
00:44:58Oh, also her minions, too.
00:45:00What are you talking about?
00:45:01No!
00:45:03You can't fire me!
00:45:05Drama.
00:45:06Gross.
00:45:09Okay, boss.
00:45:12Looks like our job here is done.
00:45:14What are you gonna do now?
00:45:15I think I'm gonna go home with my girlfriend.
00:45:21Okay.
00:45:26So you eat this every day, huh?
00:45:29Mm-hmm.
00:45:30That's nice.
00:45:32Hey, hey!
00:45:34Alright, you know what?
00:45:37Ow.
00:45:43Um, I'll be right back.
00:45:46Nick?
00:45:48Nick!
00:45:51What's... Nick, what's going on?
00:45:55It hurts.
00:45:56Oh, shit, I totally forgot.
00:45:57What?
00:45:58Um, stay put.
00:45:59I'm gonna grab you... I'm gonna grab you a tampon.
00:46:01You said tampons?
00:46:08I can't believe I'm about to do this.
00:46:10Come on, Nick. You got this.
00:46:11Come on, just like I showed you, you got it.
00:46:13I'm trying.
00:46:15It's not working.
00:46:16Okay, just breathe and relax, okay?
00:46:20Sigh.
00:46:23Oh, I can't physically relax!
00:46:25Alright, I'm shoving a tampon up my...
00:46:28Yeah, you mean mine.
00:46:33Okay.
00:46:40Warm milk and honey.
00:46:42Works like a charm for period cramps and hangovers.
00:46:46It must be why.
00:46:48I'm sorry you have to go through this.
00:46:50It's fine.
00:46:51You go through this every single month.
00:46:53Don't know how.
00:46:54Um, but I can bite the bullet this time.
00:46:57All good.
00:47:00Lexi, um...
00:47:04Would you want to stay the night tonight?
00:47:17How did this even happen?
00:47:21I think the right question to ask is...
00:47:24How did this happen to us?
00:47:26Well, if it had to happen, I'm glad it was with you.
00:47:48I'm glad it was with you.
00:47:58So early.
00:48:00Could be.
00:48:06Ruined my company, Nick Rivers.
00:48:08Did you really think I'd let it go just like that, hmm?
00:48:11Ow!
00:48:12Fucking son of a bitch!
00:48:14Nick!
00:48:15Ow!
00:48:16Nick!
00:48:18Nick!
00:48:19Ow!
00:48:20Nick!
00:48:26Fuck.
00:48:31Are you crazy?
00:48:33Crazy?
00:48:34That's my girlfriend.
00:48:35You drugged her and now you're in my house trying to attack her?
00:48:39Girlfriend?
00:48:40Girlfriend?
00:48:41Now you're in my house trying to attack her?
00:48:43Girlfriend?
00:48:44What are you talking about?
00:48:45She's talking about me, asshole!
00:48:47Get out of here before I take you to jail!
00:48:58If I'm going down, you're going down with me.
00:49:01Mark my words.
00:49:05Oh, fuck.
00:49:06Oh, God.
00:49:10What the hell just happened?
00:49:12You just kicked your cheating ex in the groin, that's what happened.
00:49:16So, how do you feel?
00:49:19Freaking awesome.
00:49:25Thanks for always being there for me.
00:49:28For you.
00:49:30Anything.
00:49:37I love you.
00:49:38I love you.
00:49:39I love you.
00:49:40I love you.
00:50:04If kissing didn't work the first time, why is it working now?
00:50:09I guess we meant it this time.
00:50:14I think you should get some rest.
00:50:16And I gotta go to the office, so...
00:50:21I'm too tired.
00:50:23I can't move.
00:50:25Okay.
00:50:26I got you.
00:50:31Why didn't I get treated like this when I was in your body?
00:50:34Because I'm the smarter woman.
00:50:36Duh.
00:50:40What?
00:50:49Nick.
00:50:52What happens to us?
00:50:55I guess we gotta figure that one out.
00:50:57Now go to bed.
00:50:58Okay?
00:51:04One, two, three.
00:51:06Money!
00:51:09Let's go!
00:51:10Alright, last one.
00:51:11One, two, three.
00:51:13Stacks!
00:51:18What's this?
00:51:19I thought you left.
00:51:20This is a team building exercise you told us to do.
00:51:23Oh, team bonding.
00:51:24Yeah?
00:51:25Games and beer?
00:51:28In the office?
00:51:31I'm disappointed in you, man.
00:51:35Get back to work.
00:51:38Yes, sir.
00:51:39Good times are over so soon.
00:51:41Guess we can kiss Friday Margarita goodbye.
00:51:49Nick.
00:51:51What happens to us?
00:51:52What happens to us?
00:51:55I guess we gotta figure that one out.
00:52:02Yeah, come in.
00:52:04Oof.
00:52:05This is not how I imagined our reunion, Nick Rivers.
00:52:08Ava?
00:52:14I thought you were in Europe.
00:52:17It's been like five years.
00:52:19I know, Nick.
00:52:20But I came back.
00:52:22For you.
00:52:24For me.
00:52:27What are you talking about?
00:52:28Don't do this dance with me, Nick.
00:52:30We grew up together.
00:52:32I've always loved you.
00:52:35We belong together and you know it.
00:52:40Okay, I suppose no one's told you
00:52:45that my father arranged the marriage to Lexi Ember.
00:52:49The heiress of Ember Tech?
00:52:53Oh my god, this place is really no fun without me.
00:52:56Hey, Miss Ember.
00:52:57Hey!
00:52:58You're here, good evening.
00:52:59Yeah, I'm just here to bring Nicolay a nice snack.
00:53:01Yeah, he's actually in a meeting right now so I can take it to him.
00:53:04Okay, cool.
00:53:05Yeah, I'll just wait for him.
00:53:06Actually, I think it's important that you stay here.
00:53:08Why are you being so weird?
00:53:09It's really...
00:53:10Eddie, it's fine.
00:53:11Who cares about Lexi Ember?
00:53:14My family owns one of the largest trading companies in New York.
00:53:18We've known each other our whole lives, Nick.
00:53:24Anyone can see we're the perfect match.
00:53:35Sorry.
00:53:44Um...
00:53:50You're right.
00:53:52We are perfect together, on paper.
00:53:56But I know what it's like to be with my perfect match and...
00:54:00it's not you.
00:54:02It's not you.
00:54:04So...
00:54:05if you'll excuse me.
00:54:08Wait!
00:54:09Nick!
00:54:15Eddie, Lexi was here?
00:54:16Yes, sir.
00:54:17Miss Ember just left.
00:54:19I messed up, man.
00:54:20I messed up.
00:54:24So Nick is with Lexi Ember.
00:54:27Oh, I'm gonna end that bitch.
00:54:30Even if it's the last thing I do.
00:54:42Something wrong, boss?
00:54:45I've never done this before.
00:54:47What do I do?
00:54:48What do I say?
00:54:49Maybe you should just tell Miss Ember how you feel.
00:54:51What if I don't know how I feel?
00:54:53Well, you feel like rushing home to her with a cake.
00:54:57You're right, Eddie.
00:54:58Thank you.
00:54:59You got it.
00:55:00Remind me to give you a rinse.
00:55:01Oh, will do.
00:55:02Go get her.
00:55:18Lexi, I need to talk to you.
00:55:22No.
00:55:23Um...
00:55:24Lexi?
00:55:26I think we should chat.
00:55:29Stupid.
00:55:34Hi, Nick.
00:55:35I've packed my stuff and I'll come back for it.
00:55:38Thank you for hosting me in your house and in your body.
00:55:42Shit.
00:55:44Where did you go, Lexi?
00:55:50Lexi, where are you?
00:55:52Mr. Rivers?
00:55:54This is Samantha, Lexi's friend.
00:55:56Can you come pick her up?
00:55:59Okay.
00:56:00Your boyfriend is on his way.
00:56:04He's not my boyfriend.
00:56:05This man is skipping work and driving across town to get you.
00:56:09He is so your boyfriend.
00:56:11He was in my body for a couple of days.
00:56:15He's not my boyfriend.
00:56:16Okay, girl.
00:56:17Girl, too much information.
00:56:19But all I'm saying is you are drinking tequila shots at 11 o'clock in the morning because of this man.
00:56:25You like him.
00:56:27I hate when you're right.
00:56:29It's kind of my thing.
00:56:30Is there more tequila shots?
00:56:31No more.
00:56:32No more for you.
00:56:33Okay?
00:56:34Water, please?
00:56:38Lexi.
00:56:40Lexi, get up.
00:56:49Wait, where am I?
00:56:50You slept the entire afternoon.
00:56:52Where am I?
00:56:53You slept the entire afternoon.
00:56:55Did you really have to drink that much?
00:56:59Why do you care?
00:57:01Why do I care, Lexi?
00:57:02Are you serious right now?
00:57:07Why do I care, Lexi?
00:57:09Are you serious right now?
00:57:13Yes, Nick.
00:57:15I am serious.
00:57:18Two hours after we swapped, you were kissing another woman.
00:57:21Yeah.
00:57:22Nick, I saw that when I was bringing you a homemade lunch that I made for you.
00:57:27Like a little, stupid, fucking girl.
00:57:33Okay, it's not like that between me and Ava.
00:57:36It's complicated.
00:57:37Nick, I heard everything that she said.
00:57:41And you know what?
00:57:42She's right.
00:57:43She's right.
00:57:44You guys are perfect together.
00:57:46I mean, you didn't even like me.
00:57:47You didn't even like me.
00:57:50You thought I was a frigid, heartless asshole.
00:57:55So why do you care?
00:57:56I don't.
00:57:57I think that it's best if we go back to how we were before when we hated each other
00:58:01because things were a lot simpler.
00:58:03Okay?
00:58:04Please.
00:58:08Warm milk and honey works like a charm for period cramps and hangovers.
00:58:18So, do we have a deal?
00:58:19Give me the money, my men will take care of the rest.
00:58:23You won't have to worry about Lexi Ember ever again.
00:58:27Exactly what I wanted to hear.
00:58:42Let go of me!
00:58:44Let go of me!
00:58:46Your old friend sent us, little lady.
00:58:48You're coming with us.
00:59:00Just like old times, huh?
00:59:02But except my dad's McAllen, this wine is from Italy.
00:59:06This really is not the time, Ava.
00:59:09What do you mean?
00:59:10It's the perfect time.
00:59:11Especially now that that Lexi Ember is out of the picture.
00:59:15Wait, what do you mean, out of the picture?
00:59:21Who are you?
00:59:23And what do you want?
00:59:24It's not about what we want, sweetheart.
00:59:27And they want us to teach you not to play with others' toy at the playground.
00:59:31Get away from me!
00:59:34I didn't steal anything.
00:59:35Get away from me!
00:59:38A man-stealer and a liar.
00:59:41Aren't you quite the handful?
00:59:42Plus, you broke my nose, didn't you?
00:59:47Do you remember?
00:59:48Don't you think you should make it up to me?
00:59:51Wait, wait, wait.
00:59:53A million.
00:59:57You guys know my relationship with Nick Rivers.
01:00:00If you let me call him, he can bring me a million dollars.
01:00:02You guys will have the money, I promise.
01:00:05Just let me call him.
01:00:12Nick, just look at you.
01:00:14You get so jumpy whenever someone even mentions her name.
01:00:18You need to relax.
01:00:24Lexi?
01:00:25Lexi, where are you?
01:00:26Please come get me, please.
01:00:27Lexi, what's going on? Are you okay?
01:00:28Mr. Rivers.
01:00:30We have your woman.
01:00:32Bring us a million dollars, or you'll never see her again.
01:00:37Bring us a million dollars, or you'll never see her again.
01:00:41Of course, yeah.
01:00:42Anything you want, just tell me where she is.
01:00:44I'm sending you the address.
01:00:46Come within 30 minutes.
01:00:48Or don't bother coming at all.
01:00:51Hello?
01:00:53Hello?
01:00:55Fuck!
01:00:57Fuck!
01:01:00You're in on this, aren't you?
01:01:02I don't know what you're talking about.
01:01:03Don't play fucking games with me!
01:01:05A man just called and said he wants a million dollars or he's gonna kill Lexi!
01:01:10I swear to God, Ava, if anything happens to her, I'm coming for you.
01:01:24Danny?
01:01:25What the fuck?
01:01:27Your men just called Nick and they're asking for ransom?
01:01:30This wasn't part of the plan.
01:01:32Oh, it's been 25 minutes.
01:01:35Looks like your boyfriend isn't coming, is he?
01:01:37Then what are we waiting for?
01:01:39This bitch is a piece.
01:01:41And I'm starving.
01:01:42Don't touch me.
01:01:44And I'm starving.
01:01:45Don't touch me.
01:01:47Nick!
01:01:48Hey, let her go!
01:01:49Lexi!
01:01:51Not so fast, lover boy.
01:01:53Show us the money.
01:01:55Show us the money.
01:01:57Show us the money.
01:01:58Not so fast, lover boy.
01:01:59Show us the money.
01:02:06Good.
01:02:07Now close it and hand it over.
01:02:11Slowly.
01:02:13One step at a time.
01:02:15Fuck.
01:02:26Hey.
01:02:27Hey, hey, hey.
01:02:28You okay?
01:02:29You're not hurt?
01:02:30I thought that you were mad at me.
01:02:32That you weren't coming for me.
01:02:33Mad?
01:02:35That is the craziest thing I've ever heard anyone say.
01:02:40I can never stay mad at you.
01:02:42Lexi, you know that.
01:02:45Hold on.
01:02:47Hey.
01:02:48Who hired you?
01:02:49It was Diaz.
01:02:51He said he'd pay us 50k
01:02:53to teach Lexi Ember a lesson.
01:02:55That's all I know.
01:02:56Danny Diaz.
01:02:59Okay.
01:03:01Here's what you're gonna do.
01:03:03You're gonna go to Diaz
01:03:04and you're gonna...
01:03:05How did you say?
01:03:06Teach him a lesson?
01:03:08Okay.
01:03:10Here's what you're gonna do.
01:03:12You're gonna go to Diaz
01:03:13and you're gonna teach him a lesson.
01:03:16In return,
01:03:17I won't break your nose
01:03:18and send you to jail.
01:03:20Alright.
01:03:23Alright, now get your buddy
01:03:24and get the fuck out of here.
01:03:30Did he hit me with a briefcase?
01:03:31Who does that?
01:03:32Come on.
01:03:34Hey, come here.
01:03:35Come here.
01:03:38It's okay.
01:03:40I got you.
01:03:41I'm not gonna let anyone hurt you.
01:03:42I promise.
01:03:47Oh my God, you're hurt.
01:03:49Yeah, I'm gonna get you home
01:03:50and we're gonna take care of this.
01:03:51I can walk.
01:03:52No, no.
01:03:55Let me be heroic for once.
01:04:04Gentlemen.
01:04:06Did you take care of that Ember bitch or what?
01:04:08Give me the good news.
01:04:10What's going on?
01:04:11Ow, what the fuck?
01:04:12Ow, I paid you.
01:04:13What the fuck?
01:04:14Next time you think about fucking with Nick,
01:04:15River's woman,
01:04:17you think back on this day.
01:04:19What the fuck?
01:04:25No, no, no.
01:04:26Not my pretty face.
01:04:27Not my pretty face.
01:04:36Alright.
01:04:37You are all set,
01:04:39Miss Ember.
01:04:42Thank you,
01:04:43Mr. Evers.
01:04:46Ah, Lexi.
01:04:49About me and Ava.
01:04:54About me and Ava.
01:04:56There's never been
01:04:57anything between me and her.
01:05:00To be honest, I've
01:05:02never fallen
01:05:03for anyone
01:05:05before.
01:05:07That is until I
01:05:10met you.
01:05:12Nick.
01:05:15You've fallen in love with me?
01:05:16Despite all the
01:05:18crazy, chaotic body
01:05:20swapping stuff?
01:05:22I think I have.
01:05:24Please
01:05:26stay.
01:05:30Okay.
01:05:33Okay, I'll stay.
01:05:40Nick.
01:05:42What if we swap
01:05:43back again?
01:05:44We can't do it.
01:05:47Nick.
01:05:49What if we swap
01:05:50back again?
01:05:51We can't do it.
01:05:55Yeah.
01:05:56Yeah.
01:05:57You're right.
01:05:59Shouldn't risk it.
01:06:02It's getting late.
01:06:04We should probably get
01:06:05some rest.
01:06:06Okay.
01:06:25This isn't working.
01:06:28This is not working.
01:06:37What do you mean
01:06:38Nick took her home?
01:06:40Stupid idiot.
01:06:47All right, Lexi.
01:06:48Ember, you leave me no choice.
01:06:51It's war between you and me.
01:06:58Nick?
01:07:02Thank God you're here.
01:07:03I have an idea.
01:07:04Great.
01:07:05Can I finish my coffee first?
01:07:08Okay, sure.
01:07:09But hurry, because
01:07:11we have an appointment
01:07:12in 30 minutes with a psychic.
01:07:15A what now?
01:07:16A psychic.
01:07:24I don't think
01:07:26some hippie wannabe witch
01:07:29is gonna solve our problem.
01:07:31Nick, she is the best in L.A.
01:07:34Actually, the best
01:07:35of the United States of America.
01:07:41Yes, yes, yes, Mr. Whisper.
01:07:42I am so sorry.
01:07:43My friend, he doesn't know
01:07:44what he's talking about.
01:07:45Oh, he's not your friend,
01:07:46is he, darling?
01:07:47No, you like him way more
01:07:48than you will admit.
01:07:50Hey, I like this lady.
01:07:51And you!
01:07:53Me.
01:07:54You like her too much
01:07:55to say no.
01:07:57Even if it means
01:07:58coming to some
01:07:59hippie dippy
01:08:00wantabe witch.
01:08:01Yep.
01:08:02I did say that, my bad.
01:08:03In.
01:08:04Your.
01:08:05Face.
01:08:06So,
01:08:07you guys come seeking answers
01:08:08to the body swapping situation,
01:08:09is that right?
01:08:13Don't worry, darling.
01:08:14A kiss doesn't mean anything
01:08:15of the body swapping
01:08:16unless it's on a
01:08:17full moon's night.
01:08:22Don't worry, darling.
01:08:23A kiss doesn't mean anything
01:08:25of the body swapping
01:08:26unless it's on a
01:08:27full moon's night.
01:08:30Okay, so what you're saying
01:08:31is we can kiss as long as
01:08:32there's not a full moon.
01:08:33Exactly, darling.
01:08:34Wait.
01:08:36But why would this just
01:08:37happen randomly?
01:08:38Nothing happens
01:08:39randomly, darling.
01:08:40You see,
01:08:41you two are here
01:08:42because you're gonna have
01:08:43to face these obstacles
01:08:45of love
01:08:46and show how much
01:08:47you love one another.
01:08:51But remember,
01:08:53just because you guys
01:08:54are back in your bodies
01:08:56doesn't mean your journey
01:08:57ends here.
01:08:58You're gonna go through
01:08:59obstacles and
01:09:00load up the spirits
01:09:01are telling me
01:09:03you're gonna have to
01:09:04face them
01:09:06together.
01:09:09Alright, that'll be
01:09:10$10,000 for today's session.
01:09:11Wait, what?
01:09:12I take Venmo,
01:09:13cash app, PayPal.
01:09:14What will you be charging?
01:09:15Oh, we have card.
01:09:16His card.
01:09:18Good thing she took cards.
01:09:20Yeah, well at least
01:09:21we got our questions answered
01:09:22and I don't have to
01:09:23be scared anymore.
01:09:28Are you okay?
01:09:29Yep.
01:09:30I just realized
01:09:31we've never been
01:09:32on a real date.
01:09:34So,
01:09:36what do you say?
01:09:38Shall we?
01:09:40Okay.
01:09:41Yeah?
01:09:42Sure.
01:09:43Let's go.
01:09:44Alright.
01:09:46Let's go this way.
01:09:47No, I wanna go this way.
01:09:52Well done, Cupid.
01:09:54Well done.
01:09:56Well done.
01:10:01Alright, one more step.
01:10:02One more, one more.
01:10:03Okay.
01:10:04Okay, almost there.
01:10:05Okay, okay, okay.
01:10:06Oh my God, I'm so scared.
01:10:07Keep going.
01:10:08I'm so scared.
01:10:09And stop.
01:10:11Okay.
01:10:16Nick, come on.
01:10:17I had this dress
01:10:18hand tailored for you by...
01:10:21It was truly...
01:10:23It is a pleasure to meet you.
01:10:25Oh my God.
01:10:27I'm Julian.
01:10:28It's a pleasure.
01:10:29I'm a big fan
01:10:30and that is the most stunning dress
01:10:32that I've ever seen.
01:10:33This is just a sample dress
01:10:35made with rayon.
01:10:36See these shiny little things?
01:10:38Those are just cheap crystals.
01:10:40After I take your measurements today,
01:10:42I will remake this dress
01:10:44with silk
01:10:45and then I will hand-sew
01:10:46the diamonds on it.
01:10:47I know that your parents
01:10:49have planned a birthday party
01:10:50this Saturday,
01:10:51so I wanted to get you a dress
01:10:53for the special day.
01:10:54Nick, no.
01:10:55I can't.
01:10:56It's too much.
01:10:57Oh honey,
01:10:58nothing is too much
01:10:59for the woman
01:11:00that stole Nick River's heart.
01:11:01Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:11:02Okay, yeah.
01:11:03Put it that way.
01:11:05Fitting room?
01:11:07Oh, I gotta take this.
01:11:08I'll be right back.
01:11:09Bye.
01:11:11Isn't this Lexi Ember?
01:11:17Ava Harris.
01:11:18Ava Harris.
01:11:23Ava Harris.
01:11:25I'm sorry, miss,
01:11:26but this store is only open
01:11:28to my VIP guests today.
01:11:32This is your VIP?
01:11:35Do you know who I am?
01:11:37I'm a Harris.
01:11:39My family owns
01:11:40half the malls in New York.
01:11:41Well, too bad this is L.A.
01:11:43This is the River's mom,
01:11:45so shoot.
01:11:48Such a pity.
01:11:50This used to be
01:11:51such a decent neighborhood.
01:11:52All the shops
01:11:53were members only,
01:11:54so you wouldn't run into
01:11:55a disgusting man stealing whore.
01:11:57I didn't steal Nick.
01:11:58He chose me.
01:11:59I understand you wouldn't
01:12:00know about that
01:12:01because you're a sour bitch.
01:12:03You take that back.
01:12:07Ava.
01:12:08Nick.
01:12:09If you touch her again,
01:12:10you'll regret it
01:12:11for the rest of your life.
01:12:12How dare you threaten me, Nick,
01:12:13over some random bimbo.
01:12:15Random bimbo?
01:12:17Lexi is my girlfriend.
01:12:19And if you came here
01:12:20to pick on her,
01:12:21I suggest you get the hell out.
01:12:22Who says I'm here to pick on her?
01:12:24I'm here to buy a dress.
01:12:26And I think I like
01:12:28that one.
01:12:31Of course.
01:12:35I'm here to buy a dress.
01:12:37And I think I like
01:12:39that one.
01:12:42Miss,
01:12:43this dress is customized
01:12:44for Miss Ember.
01:12:46It's not for sale.
01:12:47Oh, come on.
01:12:48Everything has a price.
01:12:50What's it gonna take?
01:12:51$5,000?
01:12:53Miss,
01:12:55I already told you,
01:12:56no.
01:13:01$5,000!
01:13:02Oh, my God.
01:13:03Ava, this dress
01:13:04is 100% silk.
01:13:06It's hand-sewn on the lining
01:13:07with real diamonds
01:13:08by Miss Juliana Rossi herself.
01:13:10Well, of course.
01:13:11I can plainly see
01:13:12that it is handmade
01:13:13with silk and diamonds.
01:13:14$10,000.
01:13:16Listen,
01:13:17Ava,
01:13:18if you can't afford it,
01:13:19it's totally cool.
01:13:21You're not poor.
01:13:23But, you know,
01:13:24just know that
01:13:25I wouldn't have tried it on if...
01:13:26$20,000.
01:13:30Final offer.
01:13:32What's wrong, Lexi?
01:13:33Didn't see that coming, did you?
01:13:36$20,000.
01:13:40What's wrong, Lexi?
01:13:41Didn't see that coming, did you?
01:13:46I'll pay you $20,000
01:13:48for this dress.
01:13:50Go on.
01:13:51Wrap it up.
01:13:52Now.
01:13:54I'm sorry, Miss Ember,
01:13:56but I can't say no
01:13:57to this offer.
01:13:58It's okay.
01:14:09Do you see that, Lexi?
01:14:11Money rules this world.
01:14:13Why don't you just
01:14:14crawl back to your little
01:14:15company and stay off my turf?
01:14:21I wonder when she'll find out
01:14:22that that dress
01:14:23only cost $100.
01:14:28But, um,
01:14:29Miss Juliana Rossi,
01:14:30nonetheless,
01:14:31that dress is absolutely gorgeous.
01:14:33The detailing was spot on.
01:14:34I'm really sorry
01:14:35that she had to take it.
01:14:36Oh, Lexi,
01:14:37don't even worry about it.
01:14:38I will make you
01:14:39another dress
01:14:40just as stunning
01:14:41for your birthday party.
01:14:43I mean, after all,
01:14:44you just paid me
01:14:45$19,900 for it.
01:14:48Yes, I did.
01:14:53All right.
01:14:54Come on.
01:14:55I have another surprise
01:14:56for you at home.
01:14:58Nick Rivers,
01:14:59are you trying to spoil me?
01:15:01That's right, Miss Ember.
01:15:03Okay.
01:15:08Just be patient.
01:15:09Okay, okay, okay.
01:15:10All right?
01:15:11Okay.
01:15:14Nick,
01:15:15what is this?
01:15:17It's a late night snack date.
01:15:19Voila.
01:15:20Nick, I can't eat all this
01:15:21on my own.
01:15:22You don't eat snacks.
01:15:23Well, who said
01:15:24you can eat it by yourself?
01:15:27No snacks,
01:15:29no sweets,
01:15:30fried food,
01:15:31your 168 diet.
01:15:32Fuck it.
01:15:38I finally got through to you.
01:15:40You're fun now.
01:15:42I'll cheers to that.
01:15:45Cheers.
01:15:54You did it, Nick.
01:15:56You gave me the perfect day.
01:15:59Well, I guess
01:16:00my work here is done.
01:16:04I know of
01:16:06a good way
01:16:07that we could end today.
01:16:14Okay.
01:16:23Wait.
01:16:25I don't want to risk it.
01:16:29Nick,
01:16:30I'm willing to risk it.
01:16:32I want this.
01:16:35I want you.
01:16:40Okay.
01:16:45Cheers.
01:17:03Nick,
01:17:05do you believe
01:17:06what the psalmist first said?
01:17:08That this is our destiny?
01:17:11Mm-hmm.
01:17:13Last week, Nick,
01:17:14would have said
01:17:15it's a load of crap.
01:17:17But
01:17:19now, yeah,
01:17:20I think I do.
01:17:21What about the obstacles
01:17:22she warned us about?
01:17:24We swapped bodies
01:17:25for 60 hours
01:17:27and survived that.
01:17:29Whatever's waiting for us
01:17:30out there,
01:17:31I think we can manage
01:17:33together.
01:17:34You really mean that?
01:17:37You know I mean
01:17:38every single word.
01:17:43Cheers.
01:17:48Hi.
01:17:49Hi.
01:17:50Want a bite of my dad?
01:17:52Yes, let's have a lunch.
01:17:53Okay.
01:17:54Hi.
01:17:55Beautiful.
01:17:56So do you.
01:17:57Here you go.
01:17:58Thank you.
01:18:00Yes.
01:18:01How does it feel to be
01:18:02a week from turning 28, sweetheart?
01:18:04It's almost as old as you, pops.
01:18:07And how is our favorite
01:18:08future son-in-law?
01:18:11You know, Marshall and I
01:18:12thought that you were
01:18:13doing a bit to
01:18:14jet us up about
01:18:15the engagement.
01:18:19But, I mean,
01:18:20look at you two now.
01:18:21You're just perfect together.
01:18:24Happy birthday, Lixie.
01:18:25Thank you.
01:18:26I'm very happy you're here.
01:18:27So is Nick.
01:18:28Who's ready to celebrate?
01:18:29Me.
01:18:30I am.
01:18:31Birthday girl?
01:18:32Yes.
01:18:33Birthday girl.
01:18:34Here you go.
01:18:36Wow.
01:18:37Mom, this is a really
01:18:38nice bottle of wine.
01:18:39Oh.
01:18:40It was a birthday gift
01:18:41that was sent
01:18:42to the house, honey.
01:18:43Oh.
01:18:45From who?
01:18:51Wow.
01:18:52Mom, this is a really
01:18:53nice bottle of wine.
01:18:54Oh.
01:18:55It was a birthday gift
01:18:56that was sent to the house,
01:18:57honey.
01:18:58Oh.
01:19:00From who?
01:19:03It's like a $5,000 bottle
01:19:04of wine.
01:19:05Um, I'm...
01:19:06I don't...
01:19:07I don't remember.
01:19:08A toast.
01:19:10To Lixie,
01:19:11our baby girl,
01:19:12and Nick.
01:19:13Her perfect match.
01:19:14Yeah.
01:19:15Here, here.
01:19:16Here, here.
01:19:18Ooh, ooh.
01:19:26Lixie, what's wrong?
01:19:28I just...
01:19:29I don't know who
01:19:30would send us this
01:19:31expensive ass bottle.
01:19:32It seems weird.
01:19:34Yeah, so...
01:19:35Honey, I...
01:19:36Um...
01:19:37Dad?
01:19:38Dad?
01:19:39Dad, can you hear me?
01:19:43Dad?
01:19:44Mom?
01:19:46Dad, Mom!
01:19:47Dad?
01:19:48Dad, what's going on?
01:19:49Dad?
01:19:50Dad, what's wrong?
01:19:51Someone help!
01:19:52Someone call 911!
01:20:03It'll take them
01:20:04some time to recover,
01:20:05Miss Amber.
01:20:06But your parents
01:20:07are going to be okay.
01:20:11Thank you, Doctor.
01:20:16Oh, one more thing,
01:20:18Miss Amber.
01:20:19We found a concerning amount
01:20:21of benzos in their blood,
01:20:22which very likely
01:20:24caused their unconsciousness.
01:20:25I'd be extra careful
01:20:27with anxiety meds
01:20:28in the future.
01:20:30Okay, thank you.
01:20:37Hey.
01:20:39Hey, girl.
01:20:43How you holding up?
01:20:46I'm fine.
01:20:50I...
01:20:52I think that somebody
01:20:53drugged my parents' wine.
01:20:56Okay, I thought about this.
01:20:59And the wine was sent
01:21:00anonymously,
01:21:01and with the bottle
01:21:02thrown away,
01:21:03we have no proof,
01:21:04but your best friend
01:21:05your bestie
01:21:06bribed the restaurant manager
01:21:07into showing her
01:21:08the street surveillance footage,
01:21:09and guess
01:21:10who was caught on tape
01:21:11right when it happened.
01:21:15Guess
01:21:16who was caught on tape
01:21:17right when it happened.
01:21:19Ava Harris?
01:21:22Is that my name I hear?
01:21:24How flattering, Lexi,
01:21:26that I seem to be on your mind
01:21:27all the time.
01:21:30Stay
01:21:31the fuck away
01:21:32from my parents!
01:21:33Whoa!
01:21:34Lexi,
01:21:35relax.
01:21:36I just came to pay them a visit.
01:21:38I mean, it was so sweet of them
01:21:39to invite me to your birthday party
01:21:40next week.
01:21:41No one invited you anywhere, Ava.
01:21:43I know that you drugged the wine.
01:21:44How
01:21:45could you accuse me
01:21:46of something like that?
01:21:48It's not my fault
01:21:49if they die from their addiction.
01:21:51You can come at me all you want,
01:21:53but you fuck with my family
01:21:54and I will make your life
01:21:55a living
01:21:56hell.
01:21:59Is that what you're going to...
01:22:00Ah!
01:22:04Ah!
01:22:11I really wouldn't have done that
01:22:12if I were you, Lexi.
01:22:14Did you get that?
01:22:20Eris,
01:22:21Lexi Ember
01:22:22attacks
01:22:23Ava Harris
01:22:24who was visiting her family
01:22:25in the hospital.
01:22:26With a headline like that
01:22:27and your folks' condition,
01:22:28Ember Tech's stocks will plummet
01:22:30and you can kiss
01:22:31your family's company
01:22:32goodbye.
01:22:33Lucky for you,
01:22:34I'm willing to be
01:22:35the bigger man here.
01:22:37I'm not going to post that video
01:22:38if
01:22:40you get down on your knees
01:22:41and beg me.
01:22:42And I mean
01:22:43really beg me, Lexi.
01:22:44I'm not
01:22:45going to beg you for anything.
01:22:47Oh, but what's
01:22:48more important here?
01:22:49Your stupid ego?
01:22:51Or your family's company
01:22:52that they've worked
01:22:53so hard to build?
01:22:55What do I do?
01:22:56I can't let her take
01:22:57Mom and Dad's company
01:22:58while they're lying
01:22:59in hospital beds.
01:23:01You know what?
01:23:03Let's give her a hand,
01:23:04shall we?
01:23:08Get the fuck
01:23:09off of me!
01:23:10All you have to do
01:23:11is beg, Lexi.
01:23:12Get the fuck
01:23:13off of me!
01:23:14Take your hands
01:23:15off of her!
01:23:16Now!
01:23:17Bitch!
01:23:19In a hospital,
01:23:20Ava, for God's sake,
01:23:21what the fuck is wrong
01:23:22with you?
01:23:23You're taking her side?
01:23:24She
01:23:25attacked me
01:23:26and blamed me
01:23:27for her family's
01:23:28drug abuse.
01:23:29Yeah, I believe Lexi.
01:23:30She's innocent.
01:23:32Well then,
01:23:33tune in to the
01:23:34evening news and watch
01:23:35while I ruin your
01:23:36precious girlfriend
01:23:37and her family's company.
01:23:43Are you okay?
01:23:44Yeah, I'm fine,
01:23:45but Nick, we need to hurry.
01:23:46Okay?
01:23:47The evening news
01:23:48is going to be on
01:23:49in three hours,
01:23:50and I need your help.
01:23:51Okay.
01:23:55I was really surprised
01:23:56to get your call, Nick.
01:23:58I just wanted to
01:23:59catch up a little
01:24:00for old time's sake.
01:24:02Does your little girlfriend
01:24:03know about this?
01:24:05Who cares?
01:24:06She's in the hospital.
01:24:07Plus,
01:24:08I'm only with her
01:24:09for the money.
01:24:10Now that her company
01:24:11is sinking,
01:24:13I'm just going to
01:24:14break up with her.
01:24:15Buy her for cheap.
01:24:16Really?
01:24:17You're leaving her?
01:24:19Let's just say
01:24:21I've got someone else
01:24:22on my mind.
01:24:31Really, Nick?
01:24:32If you liked me,
01:24:33you should have just said so.
01:24:36You don't know
01:24:37all of the trouble
01:24:38I went through
01:24:39just to get you.
01:24:41Really?
01:24:43What did you do, Ava?
01:24:49I told that bitch
01:24:50to back off,
01:24:51but she didn't listen.
01:24:53So I laced the wine
01:24:54with benzos
01:24:55and had it sent
01:24:56to her parents.
01:25:00I signed the card
01:25:01from Lexi's
01:25:02secret admirer.
01:25:06They probably thought
01:25:07it was you,
01:25:08bunch of idiots.
01:25:09So you did
01:25:11drug the wine?
01:25:14Yeah.
01:25:15Yeah, I did.
01:25:17I just wanted
01:25:18to teach her a lesson,
01:25:19you know?
01:25:20Tell her to stay away
01:25:21from my man.
01:25:23Listen.
01:25:25I have an idea.
01:25:26What if
01:25:27we save the video
01:25:29for Lexi's
01:25:30birthday party?
01:25:31We put it up
01:25:32on the big screen
01:25:33and I broke up
01:25:34with her
01:25:35in front of everyone.
01:25:38She'd be so dead.
01:25:42I didn't know
01:25:43you could play dirty
01:25:44like this, Nick Rivers.
01:25:46All right.
01:25:47It's getting late
01:25:48and Lexi
01:25:49could come back
01:25:50at any time.
01:25:52Yeah.
01:25:54Oh, and remember,
01:25:56no showing that video
01:25:58until Lexi's
01:25:59birthday party.
01:26:00Of course.
01:26:02I'll keep it a surprise.
01:26:12Oh, and you should
01:26:13wear that dress
01:26:14to the party.
01:26:16That would drive Lexi
01:26:17through the roof.
01:26:18Oh, Nicky.
01:26:20I knew you'd come around.
01:26:24Soon you'll be mine.
01:26:26Goodnight.
01:26:28Goodnight.
01:26:36Did you get it?
01:26:38I think we got it.
01:26:41So you
01:26:42did
01:26:43drink the wine.
01:26:44Yeah.
01:26:45Yeah, I did.
01:26:50I'm sorry you had to hear this.
01:26:53And I'm sorry that you
01:26:54and your parents
01:26:55got dragged into this mess.
01:26:56I can't believe
01:26:57Ava would do this.
01:26:58Nick, Nick.
01:26:59It's not your fault, okay?
01:27:01We're in this together.
01:27:02I got the proof
01:27:03that I need it.
01:27:04For you?
01:27:06Anything.
01:27:07At my birthday party
01:27:08on Saturday,
01:27:09Eva Harris is going
01:27:10down.
01:27:11Yeah, she is.
01:27:19Doctor?
01:27:20Yeah, this is him.
01:27:23Yeah.
01:27:24Yeah, I'll be over
01:27:25as soon as I can.
01:27:26Hey, Nick, what happened?
01:27:28It's my dad.
01:27:30He's in the OR.
01:27:32They're going into
01:27:33emergency surgery.
01:27:34Come on, let's go.
01:27:35Let's go.
01:27:36Yeah.
01:27:48Nick.
01:27:50How long have you been here?
01:27:51Eight hours
01:27:52and
01:27:5423 minutes.
01:27:57Been waiting for you
01:27:58to wake up.
01:28:02Listen, Nicholas.
01:28:05I am sorry.
01:28:09You lost your mother
01:28:10and I
01:28:12I just don't know
01:28:13how to love you
01:28:14the way she did.
01:28:16But I do love you.
01:28:18And I'm proud
01:28:19of the dad you've become.
01:28:26Thanks, Dad.
01:28:29You're not Mom, but
01:28:32you're a pretty good Pop.
01:28:36Before we get all
01:28:37gushy and teary,
01:28:40I gotta ask you a favor.
01:28:43Can I have
01:28:44Mom's engagement ring?
01:28:50Sure.
01:28:52Sure.
01:28:54The doctor says
01:28:55you can go home soon.
01:28:57How do you feel?
01:28:58For the tenth time,
01:28:59we're fine.
01:29:00Don't worry.
01:29:01Who's John F. Kennedy?
01:29:03See?
01:29:04Okay.
01:29:09Morning,
01:29:10Mr. and Mrs. Ember.
01:29:11Do you mind if I
01:29:12steal that seaweed
01:29:13for a moment?
01:29:14What's the Grand Canyon?
01:29:16Not at all.
01:29:17Your kids have fun.
01:29:21I'm afraid
01:29:22that's not quite right.
01:29:23Love you.
01:29:24Emily, it's your chance
01:29:25to steal.
01:29:29Nick,
01:29:30I'm sure that
01:29:31the surprise is great,
01:29:32but I also have to
01:29:33prepare for my parents'
01:29:34discharge, I have to go
01:29:35to the office.
01:29:36Okay.
01:29:37Just let me give you
01:29:38the surprise.
01:29:44Your mom texted me
01:29:45and said that you
01:29:46needed a break
01:29:47from taking care of them
01:29:48and the company,
01:29:50so
01:29:52I rented this entire place.
01:29:55After all, this is
01:29:56where it all started,
01:29:57you and I.
01:30:01Thank you, Nick.
01:30:02I needed this.
01:30:05May I have the honor?
01:30:08I guess.
01:30:09Yeah.
01:30:17Remember when I said
01:30:18that you're a
01:30:19grumpy, frigid old man?
01:30:20Yeah.
01:30:21I take that back.
01:30:22Oh, Nick.
01:30:23Remember when I said
01:30:24you were a spoiled princess?
01:30:27Mm-hmm.
01:30:28I take it back, too.
01:30:31We make a pretty good team.
01:30:33Yeah.
01:30:34We make the best team,
01:30:35Lexi Amber.
01:30:48What a party.
01:30:49Everybody who's anybody
01:30:50is here.
01:30:53Lexi Amber,
01:30:54the heiress of
01:30:55the biggest tech company
01:30:56in L.A.
01:30:57It isn't just that.
01:30:58Have you heard?
01:30:59She's now with Nick Rivers.
01:31:01Shut up.
01:31:02Nick Rivers?
01:31:03The super hot
01:31:04billionaire CEO?
01:31:11That's Eva Harris.
01:31:13I heard she's gonna be
01:31:14named CEO for
01:31:15a family's business
01:31:16next week.
01:31:17Just look at her
01:31:18dress.
01:31:19And isn't she
01:31:20Nick's childhood sweetheart?
01:31:22Guess Lexi
01:31:23has some competition.
01:31:27Oh, my gosh.
01:31:29She looks so amazing.
01:31:31I've never seen
01:31:32such a beautiful dress.
01:31:36Glad to see you're here, Eva.
01:31:38Guessing it was a part
01:31:39of your plan to get
01:31:40a $200,000 dress
01:31:41and steal my thunder, huh?
01:31:42I'm really sorry
01:31:43it didn't work out.
01:31:44It's just a stupid dress.
01:31:46What are you being
01:31:47so smug about?
01:31:50Oh.
01:31:57What the fuck, Nick?
01:32:00I'm playing the part.
01:32:02You want to surprise her
01:32:03at the end, right?
01:32:06I'm sorry.
01:32:07Oh.
01:32:08My hand must have slipped.
01:32:09It's fine.
01:32:10It's fine, yeah.
01:32:11There's plenty of wine
01:32:12for you to spill
01:32:13on yourself, so.
01:32:14Also, you don't need
01:32:15to worry about
01:32:16anything being drugged
01:32:17or anything.
01:32:20Enjoy it while you can, Lexi.
01:32:22Just wait until Nick
01:32:23dumps you and ruins
01:32:24your reputation
01:32:25in front of all these people.
01:32:30Everyone,
01:32:31I just want to thank you
01:32:32for coming out
01:32:33to my 28th birthday party.
01:32:34I'm surprised
01:32:35that I made it this far.
01:32:36And ladies and gentlemen,
01:32:37I would like to invite
01:32:38a very special guest
01:32:40up on stage,
01:32:41Eva Harris,
01:32:43my old friend,
01:32:44heiress of the Harris family.
01:32:49Eva and I have
01:32:50a special surprise
01:32:52for the birthday girl.
01:32:54What do you say, Eva?
01:32:55Should we show them?
01:32:56No time like the present, Nick.
01:32:58All right.
01:32:59Put it on, boys.
01:33:01This is the end of you, bitch.
01:33:03What did you do, Eva?
01:33:04I told that bitch to back off,
01:33:06but she didn't listen.
01:33:08So I laced the wine
01:33:09with Benzo's
01:33:10and had it sent to her
01:33:11a pair.
01:33:12Bunch of idiots.
01:33:13Bunch of idiots.
01:33:14So you did
01:33:15drug the wine.
01:33:17Yeah.
01:33:18Yeah, I did.
01:33:20I just wanted to teach her a lesson,
01:33:22you know?
01:33:23Tell her to stay away
01:33:24from my man.
01:33:26You all heard it loud and clear,
01:33:27ladies and gentlemen.
01:33:29Miss Eva Harris
01:33:31has sent a poisoned bottle
01:33:32of wine to my parents
01:33:33in order to hurt me
01:33:34and my family.
01:33:35No, no.
01:33:36It wasn't me.
01:33:37You're lying.
01:33:38Nick,
01:33:39you set me up
01:33:40with this fucking bitch,
01:33:41didn't you?
01:33:42Eva,
01:33:43that's my girlfriend
01:33:44you're talking about.
01:33:50Oh.
01:33:54Oh.
01:33:57Oh.
01:33:58My.
01:33:59God.
01:34:00Are you all idiots?
01:34:02Someone get me a towel
01:34:03or something.
01:34:04Oh, no.
01:34:05You guys don't have to worry
01:34:06about getting her anything.
01:34:07Actually, Miss Harris
01:34:08was just headed out, so.
01:34:10I'm gonna kill you,
01:34:11Lexi Ember.
01:34:12Miss Eva Harris,
01:34:14you're under arrest
01:34:15for the malicious injury
01:34:17of Marshall Ember,
01:34:18Paula Ember,
01:34:19and John Rivers.
01:34:20No, no, no.
01:34:21That's not me.
01:34:22That's not me.
01:34:23He has the wrong person.
01:34:24I'll take you from here,
01:34:25Miss Ember.
01:34:26I don't want to go to jail.
01:34:27Well, maybe you should have
01:34:28thought about that
01:34:29before hurting my parents.
01:34:30Oh, also,
01:34:31I forgot to mention
01:34:32that dress is actually, like,
01:34:33a hundred dollars
01:34:34or something like that.
01:34:35What?
01:34:37Ew!
01:34:38Paula!
01:34:39Oh, my God!
01:34:40You have to let me change!
01:34:42Oh, my God!
01:34:43Hey, about Champagne Power,
01:34:44that was quite the surprise.
01:34:45Well, we were hoping
01:34:47to top that.
01:34:50Here.
01:34:53And...
01:34:55this is the stamp I use
01:34:57as CEO
01:34:58of Ember Tech Corporation.
01:35:00And...
01:35:02as our gift to you
01:35:04on your 28th birthday,
01:35:06we'd like you to have this.
01:35:08Oh, my God!
01:35:10Are you guys naming me CEO?
01:35:12Your father and I
01:35:13could use a little break,
01:35:14and the days that we were
01:35:15in the hospital
01:35:16proved that you're ready, honey.
01:35:18And when it gets
01:35:20to be a little too much,
01:35:22we know you always have
01:35:23the best help.
01:35:25At your service, my lady.
01:35:28This is the best surprise ever.
01:35:31I wouldn't be so sure
01:35:33about that, darling.
01:35:34Ladies and gentlemen,
01:35:35if I may have your attention
01:35:37one last time,
01:35:38I have a final surprise tonight
01:35:41for the birthday girl.
01:35:43I never thought
01:35:44that I would fall in love.
01:35:47That is until I met
01:35:49a spoiled heiress
01:35:51with an attitude problem.
01:35:53But I was wrong...
01:35:56about love
01:35:58and about her.
01:36:01And now I see, Maxi,
01:36:05you are so beautiful
01:36:09and kind and caring.
01:36:12You can make me laugh
01:36:13in a million different ways.
01:36:17And once I said that
01:36:19I would rather die
01:36:21than marry you.
01:36:23But now I know
01:36:24that I couldn't live without you.
01:36:29So I have a question for you,
01:36:33Luxy Ember.
01:36:40Will you marry me?
01:36:45Yes.
01:36:47Yes.
01:36:48Of course I'll marry you.
01:36:49Of course.
01:36:52It's a fairy tale come true.
01:36:56Mission accomplished.
01:37:00Thank you.
01:37:06Oh, this is the best surprise ever.
01:37:09For you.
01:37:10Anything.
01:37:14Wait.
01:37:15Shouldn't we check the full moon or something?
01:37:19Just shut up and kiss me.
01:37:30Are you ready?
01:37:33Ready.
01:37:35One, two, three.
01:37:41That's the girl?
01:37:42Yes, that's the girl.
01:37:45Okay, come on.
01:37:46Cakes and champagne in the kitchen for everyone.
01:37:55Hey, Samantha.
01:37:56I was thinking maybe we could
01:37:58grab a drink sometime.
01:37:59I'm going to stop you right there.
01:38:00You work for my best friend's husband.
01:38:03We're just friends.
01:38:04I'm never going to date you.
01:38:12All right.
01:38:18All right.
01:38:20Get to work.