BARBRA STREISAND — Special Appearance with Linda Richman (Mike Myers) – (Act II) — (“Live”) ● (from “BARBRA — THE CONCERT”) by Barbra Streisand ● LIVE AT THE MGM GRAND ● DECEMBER 31, 1993 / JANUARY 1, 1994
Starring: Barbra Streisand
Act II
BARBRA STREISAND - THE CONCERT | LIVE AT THE MGM GRAND | DECEMBER 31, 1993/ JANUARY 1, 1994
Directed by Barbra Streisand
Music Supervision: JAY LANDERS
DVD 5.1 Mix by BILL SCHNEE
Technical Consultant: KOJI EGAWA
5.1 Surround Sound & Stereo Audio Mastered by VLADO MELLER
Audio Post by PAUL FUREDI
DVD Menus by SONY MUSIC
CREATIVE SERVICES DVD DESIGN AND PRODUCTION GROUP
Photography: FIROOZ ZAHEDI, SPIKE NANNARELLO
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Picture format: 16:9
Concert Master: Ralph Morrison
RHYTHM SECTION
Drums - Jon Robinson
Piano/Keyboards - Randy Waldman
Music Programmrs Synclavier - Simon Frangler
Bass - Neil Stubenhaus
Linda Richman Performers by MIKE MYERS
Characterization Courtesy of Lorne Michaels & NBC Productions, Inc.
Audio - Ed Greene
Video - Keith Winikoff, John B. Field
Editor - Bruce Motyer
Technical Manager - Terry Adams
Stage Managers - Garry Hood, Dency Nelson
Running Time Approximately: 7:32
Starring: Barbra Streisand
Act II
BARBRA STREISAND - THE CONCERT | LIVE AT THE MGM GRAND | DECEMBER 31, 1993/ JANUARY 1, 1994
Directed by Barbra Streisand
Music Supervision: JAY LANDERS
DVD 5.1 Mix by BILL SCHNEE
Technical Consultant: KOJI EGAWA
5.1 Surround Sound & Stereo Audio Mastered by VLADO MELLER
Audio Post by PAUL FUREDI
DVD Menus by SONY MUSIC
CREATIVE SERVICES DVD DESIGN AND PRODUCTION GROUP
Photography: FIROOZ ZAHEDI, SPIKE NANNARELLO
CMV ®
COLUMBIA MUSIC VIDEO
DVD
VIDEO
DD DOLBY DIGITAL
LC 00162
SMV ENTERPRISES
© 2004 Sony Entertainment Inc./"Columbia" is the exclusive trademark of Sony Entertainment Inc./"CMV" and design, are trademark of Sony Entertainment Inc./ All Rights Reserved./ COL. 202344 9 - 2023449000
Picture format: 16:9
Concert Master: Ralph Morrison
RHYTHM SECTION
Drums - Jon Robinson
Piano/Keyboards - Randy Waldman
Music Programmrs Synclavier - Simon Frangler
Bass - Neil Stubenhaus
Linda Richman Performers by MIKE MYERS
Characterization Courtesy of Lorne Michaels & NBC Productions, Inc.
Audio - Ed Greene
Video - Keith Winikoff, John B. Field
Editor - Bruce Motyer
Technical Manager - Terry Adams
Stage Managers - Garry Hood, Dency Nelson
Running Time Approximately: 7:32
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MusiqueTranscription
00:00You like my suit? You like my suit? Do you like my suit, really? Good. It's a variation
00:15of the one I wore at the inaugural gala, if any of you saw that. Except that one was in
00:22great pinstripe. Now I don't know if any of you read about this, but that outfit, not
00:28this one yet, was really attacked. In my favorite newspaper, the New York Times, on
00:34my favorite page, the op-ed page, this woman writer, who shall be nameless, called it a
00:41get-up. Called this outfit a get-up. That sent the wrong message.
00:49Barbara! Barbara! Don't listen to that woman.
00:53Huh? Excuse me?
00:55Barbara!
00:56Who's saying that? Where are you? Can you put a light on?
00:58Can you put a light on, please? Where? Where? I can't. What? Who? Who's talking?
01:03Come over here. Look at me.
01:05Barbara, come on.
01:07Barbara!
01:11Don't listen to that meshugganah woman.
01:15Don't listen to that meshugganah woman.
01:17She called the suit a get-up.
01:19Dolly Parton wears get-ups.
01:23What you are wearing, my dear, is a work of art.
01:26Listen, exactly.
01:30You're Barbara Jones Streisand. You've got enough on your head.
01:34Aren't you the lady from Coffee Talk, from Saturday Night Live?
01:38Yes, that's right.
01:39Linda Richman!
01:40Yes, that's right.
01:41Linda Richman!
01:42Yes, yes, yes.
01:43Listen, I want to thank you, because you've been very supportive to me, and I really appreciate it.
01:46Okay, whatever. Okay.
01:49You really have.
01:50Yes. I'm just so glad you didn't pay any attention to her, and you made the same suit in white.
01:54With beads, Taka.
01:56Beautiful.
01:57Well, come up. Come up on stage.
01:59I think the people would really like that.
02:01Come on.
02:02Are you serious?
02:03I'm serious. I'm serious.
02:04Oh, my God. Are you serious?
02:06Oh, yeah. Come on.
02:07Don't toy with me. I'm not a plaything.
02:11Oh, my God.
02:12Linda, please. Come on.
02:14This is just like when Merv Griffin used to invite Mrs. Miller up from the audience.
02:18Oh, my God.
02:19It's better. It's like butter. Come on.
02:21Oh, my God.
02:22Come on.
02:23Come on.
02:24Oh, my God.
02:25Oh, I'm dying.
02:26I'm going to be on stage with Barbara Streisand.
02:28God, don't strike me dead before I get up there.
02:32Kathy Lee, eat your heart out.
02:36Oh, my God.
02:40There she is.
02:41Look at that.
02:42Oh, my God.
02:45You're small.
02:46You're so little.
02:48I don't understand.
02:49I could use your leg as a toothpick.
02:50Oh, no, no.
02:51You just used to be big, 40 feet high on those screens.
02:53I'm a little person.
02:55I'm on stage with Barbara Streisand.
02:57I can't believe that you're here.
02:58I'm starting to get a little verklempt.
03:03I'm verklempt.
03:05No, no. Wait a minute.
03:06Don't you get verklempt on me.
03:08Oh, great.
03:09Now I'm getting verklempt.
03:14Talk amongst yourselves.
03:22I'll give you a topic.
03:23Wait a minute.
03:24The Prince of Tides is neither about princes nor tides.
03:28Discuss.
03:35I feel better now, do you?
03:36As do I.
03:37Good.
03:38By the way, I just want you to know that I canceled some very important elective surgery to be here tonight.
03:44You look absolutely great.
03:46I love that top.
03:48I got a little tooth stuff for you.
03:50But me, what about you?
03:51You look stunning.
03:52Oh, thank you.
03:53Doesn't she?
03:54Oh, my God.
03:57Look at you.
03:59Look at you.
04:00They do that in Queens.
04:01They do that in Brooklyn, too.
04:02Oh, my God, girlfriend.
04:03Yes.
04:04Look at those legs.
04:05They're like butter.
04:07Like two sticks of butter lashed together in a rough-hewn manner.
04:11And that cleavage, I tell you, it's like two tubs of beautiful whipped butter unfolded, I might add.
04:16Look at that.
04:17I should have that cleavage.
04:19I look at you and I think, I can't believe it's not butter.
04:24Now, Linda, stop, because all this flattery is giving me spilkas in my genetika zoink, you know?
04:30So you don't think I'm sending the wrong message.
04:32Oh, message, message.
04:34What's with that woman?
04:35She must be some weird miskind.
04:37Able-boodled in the cappy.
04:39How dare she write those things about you, and I quote,
04:42This was a mixed metaphor.
04:44A woman letting us know that underneath her peek-a-boo power suit,
04:48underneath all her bravado and accomplishments,
04:51she is still an accessible femme fatale.
04:54Yeah.
04:55She thought she was insulting me.
04:56I took it as a compliment.
04:58Now, is that crazy, right?
05:01I'm very impressed that you remember every word.
05:04How come?
05:05It's stuck in my gederim like last year's gedempt.
05:08I mean to make such a big whoop over a suit.
05:11Suit. Oh, I love the way you do that.
05:13Suit.
05:14It has two syllables. Suit.
05:16Suit. It's a diphthong.
05:18Listen, I'm in very good company, though.
05:20I'm in very good company.
05:21What do you mean?
05:22Because, I don't know if you saw this, but just the other week,
05:25in the same paper, our First Lady, Hillary Rodham Clinton,
05:30was accused of sending the wrong message, this is really true,
05:33for some beautiful pictures that she took in Vogue.
05:35God forbid a woman should be attractive as well as smart.
05:38Smart with two syllables.
05:43Let me tell you.
05:45Let me tell you, we're all in this estrogen boat together.
05:48I agree.
05:50For one woman to attack another woman is shameful.
05:53For one woman to attack Barbra Streisand is a shunder for the neighbors.
05:57You should be my agent.
05:58You should be my agent.
06:09Exactly.
06:12Exactly.
06:14Exactly.
06:19Listen, you have a show to do.
06:21Yes, I do.
06:22Let me tell you, the tickets weren't cheap.
06:25That was a beautiful dollar I spent on this.
06:27A beautiful dollar.
06:29A beautiful dollar.
06:30Thank you so much for coming up here.
06:31You are so adorable.
06:33Oh, start.
06:36One last request.
06:37What?
06:38Can I touch you?
06:39Where?
06:41Nothing medical.
06:43Those hands.
06:45Those hands are like butter.
06:47Oh my God.
06:48What kind of hand cream do you use?
06:50Land O'Lakes.
06:52Evidently.
06:53Now I can die.
06:54Not before you leave the stage.
06:56Please.
06:57I can die.
06:58Thanks for coming up.
06:59I love your spread in Architectural Digest.
07:01Your deco house is to die for.
07:03It's not too unapologetic.
07:04You have excellent taste.
07:06You should be the Secretary of the Interior.
07:08I love you, Barbra.
07:10Oh my God.
07:12Linda, thank you so much.
07:14Don't die.
07:20Ladies and gentlemen, Linda Richman.
07:22She's adorable.
07:25So cute.
07:30Now I can sing again.