The.Great.Indian.Kapil.Show.S02E01 Ranveer Kapoor
The.Great.Indian.Kapil.Show.S02E01 Ranveer Kapoor
Kapil Sharma show season 2 episode 1
Kapil Sharma show season 1 episode 4
Ranveer Kapoor and Kapil Sharma in the great Indian Kapil show
Kapil Sharma show season 2 episode 1
Kapil Sharma show season 1 episode 4
Ranveer Kapoor and Kapil Sharma in the great Indian Kapil show
Transcript
00:00You
00:30Oh
01:00Sorry, I got it. Yeah, I have to shut it down
01:04Which I report because they go over here. It's got put it over there. Yeah, I'm gonna do that
01:13I'll roll. Yeah, man. I'll stop it. I'll keep it. I'm gonna just show it. Well, it's one of the country's matter
01:19Oh, but I'm gonna move the highway. I've got it. Can you do that?
01:23Thank you
01:25I
01:55Have to put up a takeover. Yeah, I'll keep it in Google. Yeah
01:59You can get up to my tip a quick curly guy yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm never never taken on Kasim doop. I know who I am
02:07And come let's move on. I'm here
02:11Indian economy smell less
02:15After Canada come let's kill you guy
02:20Shadi's a palette. Oh, I've got to spilt it. Oh, yeah bridge Mohan give it
02:25I've got police report. Okay. He was made when I'm Kelly. Oh, yeah, I got it. Okay. Don't come let's kill you guy
02:30Don't sell my little bit to keep me
02:35But the two came on me to top of you know, I'm gonna put the meal in your party. No, you mean
02:40My tomorrow, but you know, I'm gonna meet that
02:43Yeah, it's a big boy. Come on. I put it on me. It's a group man. Yeah, I'm on a party
02:50Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, but I saw you
02:52Yeah, yeah, yeah
02:54It'll tell you
03:06My god customer
03:09Ma'am, can I get up?
03:11I'm up now put the link
03:13Yeah, I'm a boy. What do you like that? Yeah. Yeah, I've got the akiunki. It's cool. That's what I believe in
03:18Is it?
03:20Okay, cool. I'm gonna do a little bit. She could be a
03:24Biggie
03:26Kusha, but I eat a lot of a star so that I eat team my name
03:30I think I heard me a corporation water. Oh, yeah, I'm so keep it cold. It's like that. Oh my god
03:38So you're a nice honey, but I was
03:40Pachandantra, what was a week?
03:44Energy toilet used to have a bathroom. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, she's cool. Okay. They cannot put
03:54Hello
04:25Yeah, I'm just a moocha Chumta
04:31A company's other tension, but look, I'm a poor guy chapa chapa John Tom
04:35I don't get out of tension with Lena. Yeah, I'll be good
04:41Because I'll put it
04:43I'll put it on the table. I'll put it on the table. Yeah, I'll put it on the table
04:47I
05:17Bite you have a bite you have a bite. Oh my god. Come on. That's how to soon rate it
05:24Sadika jimmy that I got out of it. Oh
05:32Hey, dude, it would be up to take a bugger. It could be up to take a bathroom key out of it
05:36You know, I'm gonna go broke. Yeah
05:44Mobile pay landline caring data
05:47I
06:17This is my husband.
06:19This is my husband.
06:21Did you find him?
06:25How is he your husband?
06:27He is already married.
06:29I am also married.
06:31What is this curse?
06:33What is this curse?
06:35This is my husband's name.
06:37My wife's name is also a curse.
06:41We are brothers and sisters in this matter.
06:47Your script is spoiling.
06:51He is not agreeing.
06:53You are not his wife.
06:55I am thinking.
06:57If my husband is watching this video
06:59Let's make a viral video.
07:01Let's make a viral video.
07:03Your hope is waiting for you.
07:05Your hope is waiting for you.
07:09Your hope is waiting for you.
07:11Your hope is waiting for you.
07:13Your hope is waiting for you.
07:15Your hope is waiting for you.
07:29I just love you
07:31I just love you
07:37I just love you
07:39I just love you
07:45Oh, listen. Hello, Kamlesh Kheeludhai.
07:48Two or three flights are about to take off. Go and see.
07:50Take them there. Come on, come here.
07:52I'll be there. All the best.
07:53Come on, let's go to the security.
07:55Let's get you checked. Come on.
08:01Vicky, Sunny, welcome to our café.
08:04Caps Café on the airport.
08:06Caps Café.
08:07I'm here to meet you.
08:08I'm here to meet you.
08:09I'm here to meet you.
08:10I'm here to meet you.
08:12I'm here to meet you.
08:13I'm here to meet you.
08:14I'm here to meet you.
08:15Whenever you have a flight,
08:16you can go to your own café from here.
08:20So, you'll give them free coffee?
08:22Everywhere, it's free.
08:26Vicky has been on our show many times.
08:28Our show used to air only in India.
08:31Today, our show airs in 192 countries.
08:34But...
08:37But still, my brother didn't forget me.
08:39This is his greatness.
08:45Sunny, I'm meeting you for the first time
08:48when I've crossed all the limits of popularity.
08:54Sunny, we keep praising ourselves.
08:56Like, you came to our show.
08:57We did your show. Who will do our show?
08:59Correct. So, you praise yourself.
09:00We do it ourselves. We don't depend on anyone.
09:02We are self-reliant.
09:04When the Netflix people came to us,
09:05they said, we like your show.
09:06You should bring it on Netflix.
09:07We heard a lot of praise for you.
09:08I asked, from whose mouth?
09:09They said, from your mouth.
09:11So, we believe in this.
09:15Both of you look very handsome.
09:17Normally, when an elder brother goes out wearing clothes,
09:20the younger one checks what he's wearing.
09:22Did you check what Vicky is wearing today?
09:24And should I wear accordingly?
09:25Does this happen?
09:26No, no. It's the opposite in our case.
09:27Okay.
09:28Sunny has more knowledge about fashion.
09:31I don't know about it.
09:32So, I always follow him.
09:34What do you understand?
09:36What do you like these days?
09:37So, I think, this is the trend these days.
09:39You should have worn his clothes.
09:40Yes. Look, they are almost of the same height and frame.
09:43So, they are very useful.
09:44Our wardrobe becomes double.
09:45Correct.
09:46Good idea.
09:47My elder brother used to buy a new dress.
09:48He used to press it at night and sleep.
09:49I used to get up and wear it before him.
09:51It happens, right?
09:51No, it has happened.
09:53So, whether they are normal or superstars,
09:56they all do the same thing.
09:57Right?
09:58No, we had a lot of fights.
10:00About the remote and clothes.
10:02Do you still fight?
10:03No, not now.
10:04Look, fights don't happen when you become a superstar.
10:07We used to fight when he wasn't a superstar.
10:08So, you must still fight.
10:14Excuse me.
10:17Anyway, let's talk about the brothers.
10:19I have seen Sunny follows Vicky a lot.
10:22For example, he did a film on the army.
10:24He did a series on the army.
10:25Series.
10:25He used to assist before becoming an actor.
10:28He has also assisted.
10:29The big thing is that he was born in Kaushal sir's house.
10:31He too.
10:32He too became the same.
10:34You had thought from the beginning that I will do whatever Vicky does.
10:36It started from there.
10:39Come, brother. You are very welcome.
10:40Thank you. Thank you, brother.
10:41So, our...
10:44Vicky, tell me something.
10:46If a producer comes to your house and tells you a subject.
10:49You say that the subject is good, but I have already done this.
10:52So, at that time, do you let the producer go?
10:54Or do both of you surround him?
10:55He will do this.
10:57Do you ever do this?
10:58No, I have never done this.
10:59Like, if Mr. Prameet is offered a script,
11:01if he refuses, then he does the gents role too.
11:04I mean, like this.
11:07Okay.
11:08Vicky and Sunny's father, Shyam Kaushal sir,
11:11Vicky and Sunny's father,
11:13Shyam Kaushal sir is a well-known action director in our industry.
11:16We all know him.
11:17Okay, I think that those who know Mr. Shyam by face,
11:20they are fine.
11:21If he is going on a flight,
11:23and the person next to him doesn't know that he is an action director,
11:25and on top of that, Mr. Shyam's assistant calls him,
11:28and he starts explaining the scene.
11:29Do one thing.
11:30You have to hold him from behind.
11:33You have to hit him on the head with a stick and pull him and shoot him twice.
11:36So, the person next to him should run away.
11:38Right?
11:42We don't know much about the struggles people have gone through in the past.
11:45Like, Mr. Archana, all the jokes we make,
11:47but the struggles Mr. Archana has gone through in life.
11:50No, no, seriously.
11:52Before Mr. Shyam, she was actually an action director.
11:55What happened was, in a film, she caught an elephant's trunk and turned it upside down.
12:00So, the elephant got hurt.
12:02After that, the animals that are used in VFX,
12:05after that, it is written that
12:06during the shooting of the film, she won't hurt the animals.
12:10So, this is where it all started.
12:11I have so many talents, just think about it.
12:13That's true.
12:14I can also do a dance roll.
12:16I can also turn an elephant's trunk upside down, right?
12:18Yes.
12:19The lock you put on your neck, would your face fall off?
12:26You look very beautiful, ma'am.
12:31Oh, my God.
12:33Mr. Archana, I had a question for you, Ms. Preeti.
12:35Like, when guests used to come to my house,
12:37my dad had a passion for singing.
12:38So, he used to ask me to sing for him.
12:40When guests used to come to your house,
12:42Mr. Shyam used to ask me to kick my uncle.
12:45No, we used to dance for them.
12:47What we used to do was,
12:48when we were kids, there used to be a lot of cultural programs in the building.
12:51On 26th January.
12:52On 26th January, we used to have cultural programs in our building.
12:55So, we used to take part in it.
12:56And we used to prepare a coordinated dance,
12:58a medley of songs, both of us.
13:00Okay.
13:01So, what used to happen was,
13:02from one 26th January to the other 26th January,
13:04all the guests that came,
13:05we used to do that previous performance for them, in front of them.
13:08In the hall.
13:09So, they used to say,
13:10this guy dances really well, why don't you dance for him?
13:12And we used to tape it and get excited.
13:14We used to dance for them, and it started.
13:19We used to know that they were going to come for dinner tomorrow.
13:22Yes.
13:23We used to get tensed a day in advance.
13:25Because we had to dance tomorrow.
13:28Because we used to have an event pre-dinner,
13:30where we had to dance.
13:32It's all a story of kids, you know.
13:35When guests used to come to our house,
13:36we used to think that we'll sing a song for them,
13:39and one of the four samosas will be left for us.
13:42There were so many hungry guests,
13:44they would even suck the chutney.
13:48Did you two get beaten up by your mother?
13:50Yes.
13:51Both of us.
13:51Both of you?
13:52Yes.
13:52Did your father beat up your mother?
13:54My mother used to beat me up on a regular basis.
13:57On a regular basis?
13:59Yes.
13:59She still beats me up.
14:00She still beats you up?
14:00Yes, even after marriage.
14:02You...
14:04My father used to have three to four important events a year.
14:10He would come four to five times a year.
14:12Those would be the important ones, which we'll remember.
14:15I think my father used to have a normal job.
14:18You had an action director, too.
14:19Yes.
14:20He must have had so many ideas to beat up people.
14:33Oh, my God!
14:36Oh, my God!
14:38Oh, my God!
14:39We have a guest.
14:41Sunny Kausal, Vicky Kausal, I'm sorry.
14:44It is okay.
14:45Yes.
14:46Oh, my God! Can I make a phone call, brother?
14:49Yes, go ahead.
14:49I wanted to make a phone call.
14:50He's our chef.
14:51Sometimes, we even put rotis inside his mouth.
14:58Hello.
14:59Hey, Lallan.
15:00Didn't I tell you that I work at Vicky Kausal's house?
15:03What?
15:04Yes, yes.
15:05He's sitting right in front of me.
15:08I see him every day.
15:09We keep meeting because we work at the same house.
15:12Yes, yes, I've heard his voice.
15:14I'll tell you. Wait.
15:16Sir, just once. How's the jose?
15:19I'll tell you.
15:23How's the jose?
15:24How's the jose?
15:26Did you hear that?
15:28Yes, I'm very busy with the Kausal family.
15:30I have a lot to talk to them.
15:31I'll hang up now.
15:33Why do you keep lying?
15:34I have to, sir.
15:36I'll tell you what's going on in the village.
15:38I'm working at Vicky Kausal's house.
15:40So, I get a lot of loans.
15:43I see.
15:44Mr. Vicky and Mr. Sanit,
15:46I told them that I work at their house by mistake.
15:50The loan is a long story.
15:51They took all the stuff including my aunt.
15:54They took everything including your aunt.
15:57Tell me.
15:59When will I get rid of this pain?
16:03Mr. Sanit Kausal, it's so nice to meet you.
16:06To be honest, I miss my younger sister when I see you.
16:09Why?
16:10She eloped with a guy like him.
16:13Why are you happy and telling me?
16:15No, the guy was like this. The girl was like this.
16:21First of all, Sam Bahadur.
16:23Give him a big hand.
16:25Wow, sir.
16:27Wow.
16:29To be honest, I didn't see you in the film.
16:32Because I saw the character.
16:34Wow. It was different.
16:36It was fun.
16:37Really.
16:39Sir, you did the film Sam Bahadur.
16:41But your brother did the bravery part.
16:44How?
16:45He left the CA's studies in the middle.
16:47Yes. So, what's the bravery in this?
16:49The father who knows 2000 ways to beat his father,
16:53his son is leaving his studies.
16:56You took a big risk, brother.
16:58This is really the work of bravery.
17:00You showed me bravery.
17:02I will show you bravery.
17:03Look.
17:08Dhaniya.
17:10Don't do this.
17:11If you swallow the whole bottle of bottle gourd in the morning,
17:13it will come out.
17:14Go inside and do your work.
17:16Okay, fine. If he is saying so, let's go.
17:18But before going, we will give an advice.
17:20Vicky.
17:21If Katrina ever makes a dish for you,
17:24and if there is less salt in it,
17:27call me.
17:28Will you fix it?
17:29No. I will share my sorrows.
17:30How can anyone say anything to his wife?
17:36Okay. Choose one finger from both, bro.
17:39I will have to go from here.
17:42What if he would have caught it?
17:43Then I would have to go from there.
17:46Okay, sir.
17:48See you.
17:50See you, bro.
17:51See you.
17:56You all are witnesses to this.
17:58Usually, when an elder brother gets married in a family,
18:02the younger brother...
18:03It's a shame in our Indian culture.
18:05We can't say it directly.
18:06We tell our parents to make a room for us.
18:09So, the parents understand that the younger brother has to get married too.
18:12So, Sunny, how far have you fallen?
18:15Qualification.
18:17Sir, I am fine.
18:19I didn't ask about a room on the terrace.
18:20It's not possible in Mumbai.
18:21There is someone else's house above that.
18:23But do you have any plans to get married soon?
18:25Yes, in the future. Not right now.
18:27In a few years.
18:28In Bandra?
18:31In a few years.
18:32Bro, before marriage,
18:33a person celebrates Valentine's Day with a lot of pomp and show.
18:35You have been married for two years.
18:37What status does a person get after two years?
18:38Does a person go and find his wife's favorite chocolate
18:40or is he making lentil curry at home?
18:42What difference does it make on Valentine's Day
18:45after marriage and before marriage?
18:47No.
18:49Earlier, it was about spending quality time that day.
18:52Even now, it's about spending quality time.
18:54Actually, Valentine's Day is every day.
18:55The one you love.
18:57Sunny, do you agree that Valentine's Day
19:01should be celebrated on 14th February or 14th February or...
19:06Oh, no! What is this?
19:09Valentine's Day is every day.
19:10The one you love, isn't it?
19:11It's every day. It's 14th February every day.
19:15He wasn't waiting for your answer.
19:18He was waiting for the punchline.
19:24Vicky, Sunny, I will ask you two some questions about each other.
19:27And you have to answer them.
19:29If you think that your answer can be bitter
19:31and you don't want to answer,
19:32then you will have to drink a bitter gourd.
19:34I don't want to drink a bitter gourd.
19:36I don't want to drink a bitter gourd.
19:37You will have to drink a bitter gourd.
19:39Bring it, please.
19:48Here it is, Raju. Here it is, Raju.
19:50This is a welcome drink for both of you
19:53on behalf of both of us.
19:54Since when did you become my brother?
19:57Since you have come on Netflix.
19:59I only make friends with rich people.
20:03So, Mr. Vicky, why are you standing?
20:05Take the floor.
20:08May I take your permission?
20:10It's better to take poison than your permission.
20:13Just a minute.
20:20Sir, he makes me drink less because of these things.
20:28He must have been thinking all night about what punch I should give him.
20:34Mr. Vicky, what talent does Sunny have
20:37that you think will be a problem if it comes out?
20:42To be honest,
20:44I don't remember any talent that is very problematic.
20:49But he is genuinely very talented when it comes to cooking.
20:53He cooks very well.
20:54Really?
20:55Apart from that, he can write songs and poetry.
20:58Actually, I think if all this comes out, it will be a problem
21:01because it's too good to be true.
21:03Wow!
21:04And I won't miss any opportunity
21:07to insult him.
21:09But he is genuinely...
21:11He is genuinely...
21:12Very good.
21:15Mr. Vicky, what talent do you think will be a problem if it comes out?
21:19I think he sings very well.
21:20What?
21:21He sings very well?
21:21I mean, it will be a problem if he starts singing.
21:23That's good.
21:24Okay, in that regard.
21:25But he sings very passionately.
21:27He doesn't know how to sing, but he sings with so much passion.
21:29He is a good singer.
21:33This is the identity of a good singer.
21:36I don't understand.
21:37He has given a compliment
21:38that he is insulting.
21:40He doesn't know how to sing, but he sings with so much passion.
21:44Vicky, what is Sunny's habit
21:46that he should change before marriage?
21:51You are so good.
21:54He cooks.
21:56Look at his cupboard.
21:57It is so clean.
21:58I keep getting scolded
21:59that look at his cupboard
22:00and look at your cupboard.
22:01But Sunny, you are a good husband material then, right?
22:04A lot.
22:05I think.
22:06I didn't think about this before.
22:09I think I should change that
22:11about myself.
22:12So that the wife also gets a little chance to do something.
22:16But don't be so proud
22:17that I have so much talent.
22:19Her husband has so much talent.
22:21She doesn't go to the parlour.
22:22Look at her threading on Sundays.
22:29She has so much
22:32talent in the world.
22:35Vicky, what is Vicky's habit
22:36that he should change after marriage?
22:38I can't answer this.
22:40Why?
22:41I am not staying with you after marriage.
22:44Yes, but
22:46I don't want to stay with you after marriage.
22:48I don't want to stay with you after marriage.
22:51Sunny, is there any incident
22:53that is a joke at home?
22:54Be it childhood or anything.
22:56In childhood,
22:58we used to stay in a chawl.
23:01From there, dad used to go in the morning
23:03and get bread from the shop in front.
23:05And more than this,
23:06I used to go with dad.
23:08I was small.
23:10Many times, dad used to go ahead.
23:12Then he would come and look behind.
23:13Sunny is not there.
23:14Disappeared.
23:16I used to meet him in the gutter.
23:17Why?
23:18I don't know what his hobby is.
23:19He used to fall in the gutter.
23:21I have so many memories of him.
23:22He used to be so small
23:23when outside the house,
23:25he used to fill a bucket full of water
23:27that it was black in the gutter.
23:31He had gone to get bread.
23:32He brought the baby from the gutter.
23:35Brother, I don't know what was his habit.
23:37Four people are coming to save him.
23:39That he has fallen in the gutter.
23:40The baby's eyes were in the sky from the start.
23:41What lotus has he played with the gutter?
23:43Wow!
23:46How sweet!
23:49Is there anything about Vicky
23:50that makes him feel embarrassed today?
23:52Be it his childhood, school or college.
23:54He used to speak in his sleep.
23:58Really?
23:59Yes.
24:00He used to speak in his sleep.
24:03He used to give performances in his sleep.
24:06Born actor.
24:07Yes, born.
24:08I used to get confused
24:09whether he is awake or sleeping.
24:11I remember one day,
24:12I was going to sleep at night.
24:13He slept half an hour before me.
24:15He was in deep sleep.
24:16I was going to sleep.
24:18We used to share a room.
24:20He suddenly got up
24:21and flipped the bedsheet.
24:23He said, check it.
24:26I was like, what?
24:33He said, the paper is complete.
24:35Check it.
24:36I was talking to him with my eyes open.
24:38With my eyes open.
24:39I said, the paper is complete.
24:40Check it.
24:41By that time, I understood
24:42that you can't jolt him out of it.
24:44Otherwise, he will get confused.
24:47So, I had to have a conversation with him.
24:49So, I was doing it.
24:50I said, yes, I checked it.
24:51Very good.
24:52You got 100 out of 100.
24:53Go to sleep.
24:55So, he went to sleep.
24:57Oh my God!
24:58Once, it happened with mom too.
24:59Okay.
25:00He was sleeping.
25:02He got up.
25:03He took the wallet.
25:04I was there too.
25:08Mom didn't know who he was.
25:10Mom said, who?
25:11Raju.
25:13Raju is here.
25:14Raju is here.
25:17Raju.
25:18Raju is here.
25:19He didn't get caught.
25:20Pick this up.
25:22If you give me a chance to get caught,
25:23I will get caught.
25:24If you make me work like this,
25:25how will I get caught?
25:31Audience, pay attention.
25:33Late Airways' air hostess Mona
25:35has landed.
25:37Late Airways' air hostess Mona
25:39has landed.
26:07Wow!
26:15Wow!
26:17Yay!
26:19Come, come, come.
26:21Wow!
26:27I am a big fan of yours.
26:29You look very good.
26:30Thank you, thank you.
26:31You have a nice beard.
26:34I am getting confused.
26:36Should I talk to my elder brother first
26:38or should I talk to my younger brother?
26:41Whomever you want to talk to.
26:42Okay, I will talk to my elder brother.
26:45Yes, elder brother.
26:51We are in a cafe.
26:53Yes, Vicky Kaushal and Sunny Kaushal
26:55both have come.
26:56Yes, Sunny too.
26:57Do I have to talk to my younger brother too?
26:59Okay, fine.
27:00Okay, bye.
27:02Sir, will you give me
27:03thousands of rupees?
27:04Thousands of rupees for what?
27:06For God's sake.
27:08Actually, my elder brother
27:10is the chief beggar
27:12in the Juhu area.
27:14Chief beggar?
27:15Yes.
27:16You people go from Juhu
27:17by car sometimes, right?
27:18Yes.
27:19He must have knocked on your window.
27:20Yes.
27:21He came like this.
27:22I came like this.
27:24So, you must not have given him money.
27:25So, your 1000 rupees is still left.
27:27Your 1000 rupees is still left.
27:29Your 1000 rupees is still left.
27:35He is talking nonsense
27:36with my guests.
27:37No, it's not nonsense.
27:38Actually, it's my second flight.
27:40So, I had to change my lipstick.
27:43So, where should I remove
27:44this lipstick?
27:47Where?
27:51Why are you getting scared?
27:53Remove what?
27:54I am asking, is it a tissue paper?
27:59It's a tissue paper.
28:01If you don't have a tissue paper,
28:02get a newspaper.
28:05Why don't you write
28:06such a big ad on it?
28:09Sir, don't hide this.
28:10It's Netflix.
28:20Anyway, I like you a lot.
28:22Actually, I am a big fan of yours.
28:24Thank you very much.
28:25I have even got a tattoo
28:26of your face.
28:27Where?
28:28On my boyfriend's face.
28:31I didn't like his face, Mr. Archana.
28:33I think Sunny is very handsome.
28:35So, I got a tattoo of his face.
28:36But, I am very sad about one thing.
28:39About what?
28:41He is not ready to marry me.
28:44Please ask your dad
28:45when will he marry me?
28:46How will he know?
28:47Whenever I ask him,
28:48when will he marry me?
28:49He says, he will tell me in the evening.
28:52Mr. Shyam.
28:57Mr. Shyam is ready, right?
28:58Yes.
29:03Mona.
29:05You know that his dad
29:06is an action director, right?
29:07Yes.
29:08His name is Shyam.
29:09He will beat you till morning.
29:11Even I don't listen to you.
29:15Please come to our flight sometime.
29:17Not at all.
29:18Never.
29:19Why?
29:2110-12 passengers came together.
29:22The plane took off.
29:23The passengers were left behind.
29:24They didn't fly the floor.
29:28Kaps, tell me something.
29:29Should we fly a ticket
29:31worth Rs. 80?
29:33A ticket worth Rs. 80?
29:34Yes.
29:36It is the responsibility of the passengers.
29:39The plane is flying.
29:40The seat belt is fastened so tightly.
29:43We have put a train hanger on it.
29:46Hold it.
29:47You will fly only if you hold it.
29:51Mona.
29:52Why did you come here?
29:54Actually, sir,
29:55when you came here at the airport,
29:57your luggage was a bit heavy.
29:59So, I had to take it out.
30:01Can you allow me to touch your luggage?
30:03Yes.
30:05You should have touched the passenger directly.
30:06You should have asked permission for the luggage.
30:11Sorry, I made a mistake.
30:12I won't ask next time.
30:14Sir, you will travel a lot.
30:16First class, business class.
30:18Sir, you don't know that
30:19burning things are not allowed in this, sir.
30:21Which burning things?
30:22This.
30:23This is not a burning thing.
30:24This is a wedding photo.
30:26Yes, yes.
30:27Look at this.
30:28Tell me something.
30:30Don't girls get jealous when they see this photo?
30:32They get jealous, right?
30:38Then...
30:39I will keep this properly here.
30:43This one is fine.
30:45This one is also fine.
30:46If it is fine, why are you taking it out?
30:48This is fine for my boyfriend.
30:51Don't take off your underwear.
30:54Sir, please give me clothes for my boyfriend.
30:59Why?
31:00My boyfriend is very poor.
31:01He doesn't have any clothes.
31:03Yes, Mr. Archana.
31:04Until I go to his house and give him clothes,
31:06he doesn't come out of the house.
31:09Last time, he didn't meet me for six months.
31:12He didn't come out of the house for seven months.
31:15If he didn't meet you for six months,
31:16why didn't he come out for seven months?
31:18He was angry, right?
31:20Can't a person who has been naked for six months
31:21not get angry?
31:26So, I will take this.
31:29Thank you very much.
31:30All the best to you.
31:32For your future films.
31:34And you also did a great job.
31:36A big round of applause for Sunny as well.
31:38Very nice.
31:48As you all know,
31:49Vicky, whatever films he does,
31:51whichever character he plays,
31:53we don't see Vicky Kaushal at that time.
31:56And especially the Uri film he did.
31:58After that, you did Sam Bahadur.
32:00You were so into the character.
32:01Archana was telling me,
32:02he did such a good job.
32:04He must be getting alcohol from an army canteen.
32:07That's what she said.
32:09But brother, tell me one thing.
32:11If we talk about Sam Bahadur,
32:13you played the role of martyr Udham Singh.
32:15He is such a big character.
32:17You never meet him.
32:19How difficult is it to play such a character?
32:21I think,
32:22more difficult than playing a character is
32:24that the responsibility is very big.
32:26You can't take it lightly.
32:28For example, you played the role of martyr Udham Singh.
32:30Or Sam Bahadur.
32:32I used to hear stories from my father.
32:33Because my parents were in Punjab during the war of 1971.
32:36So, he used to tell me that
32:37we used to wait for his voice to come on the radio.
32:40Or we used to wait for his message.
32:41So, we would know what was happening in the war.
32:44He was a big fan of his.
32:47So, when you play such a character,
32:48the responsibility is very big.
32:52I remember,
32:53when I was playing the role of Sam Bahadur,
32:55he had a daughter, Maya.
32:57She must be 75-80 years old.
33:00So, I met her a lot.
33:02I understood how he used to walk, how he used to talk.
33:05We were shooting in Delhi.
33:07And I must have been so nervous
33:08in front of the camera.
33:11Because behind the camera,
33:12Sam Bahadur's daughter was watching the shot.
33:14Okay.
33:15So, I was very scared.
33:16Because...
33:17When I will do it.
33:18And I didn't have the courage to ask
33:20whether I did it right or wrong.
33:22But if I could see it in his eyes,
33:24that I didn't enjoy it.
33:26Then my confidence would break.
33:27And more than half of the film was left.
33:29But I was very happy to see
33:31that when he saw that shot,
33:32there were tears in his eyes.
33:37Then I got a little confidence.
33:40And even today,
33:42especially when it is a military film,
33:44when the military approves it
33:46and says that you have done a good job,
33:48that is the biggest award for me.
33:51Parpa ji, I am very happy
33:52that you have played the role.
33:53Mind-blowing.
33:54Very good.
33:57If we talk about Sunny,
33:59Sunny's film, Chor Nikal Ke Bhaaga,
34:01got 2 crore and 90 lakh views
34:03in the first two weeks.
34:05Wow.
34:06And it became a trend in 60 countries.
34:08Do you know this film?
34:09I didn't know that much.
34:12Even I got to know this
34:13after staying in Netflix.
34:15And after that,
34:16you came in such a show
34:17that was going to be a trend
34:18in 192 countries.
34:19Wow.
34:20Mind-blowing.
34:23This is called the growth in career.
34:25Wow.
34:27This is a very beautiful relation.
34:29Brothers, sisters, brothers,
34:31two sisters.
34:33Because you have spent your childhood together.
34:35Then we follow our own paths.
34:37We become our own family.
34:39And many people feel that
34:41they get a lot of love.
34:42I was small.
34:43I was in the middle.
34:44There was another smaller than me.
34:45Like I was in the center.
34:47I have an elder brother and a younger sister.
34:48So the elder one gets a lot of love
34:49and the younger one gets it.
34:50The middle one.
34:51Isn't it?
34:53So this also happens.
34:54I want to know from my viewers.
34:56You can share your experience with us.
34:58What do you think?
34:59Brother, where are you?
35:01Hello everyone.
35:02Hello sir.
35:03My name is Manish.
35:04I am from Gajahwad.
35:05And I want to share
35:06a wonderful story with you.
35:08Really?
35:09Of my brother.
35:11How are you brother?
35:12We are also from Gajahwad.
35:18Let me explain to my Spanish fans.
35:20Gajahwad is a city near Delhi.
35:26There was a girl in our colony.
35:29I used to like her a lot.
35:31Was there only one girl in the colony?
35:33No, there were many.
35:35But I had only one target.
35:36Target?
35:37Yes.
35:41That's a surgical strike.
35:44Her father was in the police.
35:46I never dared to propose to her.
35:48There was a guy under her flat.
35:50I told him to do me a small favour.
35:52I will give you a letter.
35:54You just have to catch that girl.
35:56So I gave that responsibility to my brother.
35:58That I am giving you a letter.
36:00Give it to that boy.
36:02You gave it to your brother.
36:03Your brother gave it to the boy.
36:04And the boy gave it to the girl.
36:06Why don't you work in RAW?
36:08What kind of planning is this?
36:10He is my younger brother.
36:12When we used to walk in the evening.
36:14She used to look at me and smile.
36:16She used to look at me and smile.
36:18It's been a week since I got the letter.
36:20She stopped smiling.
36:22I was in a lot of tension.
36:24I asked her why she is not smiling.
36:26I asked her why she is not smiling.
36:28I dared to stop her.
36:30I asked her if she got the letter.
36:32She said yes.
36:34I asked her what happened.
36:36She said it's happening.
36:39I asked her from whom?
36:41She said from Rajeev.
36:43I was like this for a minute.
36:45I was like this for a minute.
36:47I was like this for a minute.
36:49What was your reaction?
36:51It was the same.
36:55You did this.
36:57You hit on your elder brother's choice.
36:59Sir, the thing is...
37:01It was nothing.
37:03You are wrong.
37:05Sir, she was the most beautiful girl in the colony.
37:08She told me that she doesn't like curly haired boys.
37:10She told me that she doesn't like curly haired boys.
37:12I thought she might go to another house.
37:14I thought she might go to another house.
37:16I gave her my number.
37:22You should have given him a straightener worth Rs.1200.
37:24You gave him a straightener worth Rs.1200.
37:26You gave him a straightener worth Rs.1200.
37:28Supriya, Rajeev, Manish.
37:38You are wrong.
37:58Did you call me?
38:00Not at all.
38:02I just heard.
38:04Where are you going?
38:06We didn't say a word.
38:08You heard everything.
38:10It's okay.
38:12It was a misunderstanding.
38:14Hello.
38:16Hello.
38:18Is everything okay?
38:22Vicky, I came to know that you are from the engineering industry.
38:24Yes.
38:26I am also from the engineering industry.
38:28Okay.
38:30This is the visiting card.
38:33Yes.
38:35It's not mine.
38:37It's not yours?
38:39I got it from here.
38:43If it's not yours, why are you giving it to him?
38:45Because if someone gave it to me,
38:47I am also giving it to someone else.
38:49He is also giving it to someone else.
38:51This is the visiting card.
39:00Do you know how the visiting card ends?
39:03It ends with the person from Bhelpuri.
39:07Actually, I am in the engineering profession.
39:09Engineer Chumbak Mittal.
39:11You know, when the aircraft approaches finally the runway,
39:13and all the living obstacles and hindrances,
39:15before the flight takes off,
39:17I clear all that.
39:19Tell me straight.
39:21Do you fly a bird?
39:23He clears the runway before the aircraft takes off.
39:25Yes.
39:27Birds fly well.
39:29He has just started flying a bird.
39:31Before that, there was a place called Chota Kashmir.
39:33He used to bathe small birds for 5 years.
39:37Are you guys laughing?
39:41I have no relation with him in terms of laughter.
39:43Okay.
39:45Are you guys comfortable?
39:47Yes.
39:49May I become comfortable?
40:02Make as much noise as you want, I'm not giving it to you.
40:05Very good.
40:08What are you doing Mr. Chumbak Mittal?
40:10I'm getting comfortable.
40:15He's taking Netflix and chill too seriously.
40:19This is a wrong habit, why don't you quit it?
40:21I know, there's a little oil in Bhujiya.
40:23Not in Bhujiya, I...
40:27I'm talking about alcohol.
40:29There's nothing wrong with this.
40:31This is a good item.
40:35There's no oil in this.
40:37This one citizen takes out all the oil.
40:44You're a little drunk.
40:46I'm going to get drunk too.
40:55What were you saying?
40:56This man bathes monkeys.
40:59How can anyone bathe a monkey, sir?
41:02Do monkeys come under your control?
41:04But he's saying...
41:05Do you know why?
41:06Because he wants the ma'am in front of him to laugh.
41:13He'll feel bad, but this is his business.
41:16You know that, right?
41:25What business is this?
41:27What business is this?
41:28This is his business.
41:29The ma'am will laugh if he hears this joke.
41:31It's not necessary that the ma'am will laugh after hearing this joke.
41:33The ma'am will laugh after thinking that she'll get a payment.
41:43Monkeys bathe.
41:47You can say such things, I don't have a problem with it.
41:50But, mister...
41:53Don't involve anyone.
41:57And if you do, then tell the public that this was a joke.
42:01What if someone brings a monkey to me?
42:07I'll bring a monkey.
42:08Mister, a monkey can annoy four wives.
42:14Do you know that an engineer like you
42:16can annoy four monkeys?
42:17Yes.
42:18I didn't tell you that you put white lines on black dogs
42:21and sell them as jewellery.
42:22Don't laugh.
42:24Stop it. How much did you drink?
42:25You can say that I'm an engineer, I don't have a problem with it.
42:33Do you want to play Bhujiya?
42:34No.
42:35Check it, how's the Bhujiya?
42:40Mr. Vicky, I have a personal work for you.
42:43Okay.
42:44I had to make a surgical strike.
42:47I'll be right back.
42:48Okay.
42:49I'll be right back.
42:50I'll be right back.
42:51I'll be right back.
42:52I'll be right back.
42:56Where do you want it done?
42:57There is one girl I can't name.
43:00Okay.
43:01Because if I say Sunita's name then she'll be insulted.
43:06I have actually stayed
43:10overnight with Sunita.
43:12Oh, hello.
43:13What non-sense are you talking about?
43:15Yes, I was standing outside the house throughout the night
43:17I was looking at her through the window.
43:19I wanted to look at her, but..
43:22So the thing is, let's say this is my house, and this is Sunita's house.
43:29Okay? Now try to understand. There are five houses in between.
43:39Because of these five houses, I can't see Sunita.
43:43What you have to do is, you just have to go and bang!
43:47So that I can see Sunita.
43:53It's okay. I'll show you the final soldiers.
43:58Let's say this is for the final soldiers.
44:03This is Bombay.
44:07Now what you have to do is...
44:13You have to drop a bomb here.
44:16So where is this coming in the middle?
44:18This is not coming in the middle. This is coming in the middle.
44:20This is my aunt.
44:22This is her house.
44:26You don't have to leave her.
44:29My aunt has told Sunita's family about my real age.
44:34She has told them that I am two years older.
44:37Two years older than Sunita?
44:38No, than her father.
44:41You are so shameless!
44:44So I am not going to leave my aunt.
44:47I am going to make my aunt kiss me.
44:50Okay?
44:54Do you understand?
44:58And finally, look at this.
45:07And don't worry.
45:10I will make the payment.
45:13Okay?
45:18Done?
45:19Done.
45:20Will you give me a kiss?
45:21No, I won't.
45:22But will you drink and drive the scooter?
45:23No.
45:24The scooter will drink and drive me.
45:27It's in the middle of the airport.
45:29I forgot to tell you something, Mr. Engineer.
45:31What?
45:32Get out!
45:44Wow!
45:49Kapil.
45:50Yes.
45:51I have received a few requests.
45:52The girls want to hear your song.
45:54And they want to dance with Vicky Sunny.
45:57Sing a song.
45:58Oh, yes.
45:59Great.
46:00Sing a song.
46:02Come on.
46:04Who all want to dance?
46:05Hello, hello.
46:14Your beauty is mesmerizing.
46:17My love is crazy.
46:19Your beauty is mesmerizing.
46:22My love is crazy.
46:24May we never make a mistake.
46:29Your beauty is mesmerizing.
46:31My love is crazy.
46:33May we never make a mistake.
46:43Your beauty is mesmerizing.
46:45My love is crazy.
46:48The night is intoxicating.
46:50The atmosphere is pleasant.
46:52Today, I am intoxicated.
46:54The whole world is intoxicated.
46:57Oh, the intoxicating atmosphere is fragrant.
47:43Thank you so much.
47:44Thank you so much.
47:45Thank you so much.
47:46Thank you so much.
47:47Thank you so much.
47:48Thank you so much.
47:49Thank you so much.
47:50Thank you so much.
47:51Thank you so much.
47:52Thank you so much.
47:53Thank you so much.
47:54Thank you so much.
47:55Thank you so much.
47:56Thank you so much.
47:57Thank you so much.
47:58Thank you so much.
47:59Thank you so much.
48:00Thank you so much.
48:01Thank you so much.
48:02Thank you so much.
48:03Thank you so much.
48:04Thank you so much.
48:05Thank you so much.
48:06Thank you so much.
48:07Thank you so much.
48:08Thank you so much.
48:09Thank you so much.
48:10Thank you so much.
48:11Thank you so much.
48:12Thank you so much.
48:42What?
48:44You asked a good question and now I'm going to say what's in my heart.
48:46My kids don't listen to me.
48:50In PK, the frequency of the radio goes up and down.
48:52All the broadcast happens there.
48:56Why did you come here?
48:58Look brother, I haven't been coming here for so many years
49:00so you had a problem.
49:02What do you want?
49:06As an elder sister, have you ever beaten Amir bhai?
49:08No, never.
49:10I have beaten him.
49:12Really?
49:14Yes.
49:16Really?
49:18Yes.
49:20Really?
49:22Yes.
49:24Really?
49:26Yes.
49:28Really?
49:30Yes.
49:32Really?
49:34Yes.
49:36Really?
49:38Yes.
49:40Really?
49:42Yes.
49:44Really?
49:46Yes.
49:48Really?
49:50Yes.
49:52Really?
49:54Yes.
49:56Really?
49:58Yes.
50:00Really?
50:02Yes.
50:04Really?
50:06Yes.
50:08Really?
50:10Yes.