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00:00Quechua's are witches and cooking is witchcraft.

00:02I'm explaining a bit, but first let's dig in deep into where it all started.

00:06What do Nigerian Quechua's use to prepare food?

00:08This pot. It's called a cauldron.

00:11What do witches use to mix potions?

00:13Cauldron.

00:14You are catching up.

00:15What do chefs use in cooking?

00:17They are knowledge.

00:18Shut up.

00:18A recipe book.

00:20Do you hear what I'm saying?

00:21And what do witches use to cast spells and mix potions?

00:24A spell book.

00:25What do they have in common?

00:27They are both books that tell them what to do.

00:29Write that down.

00:32Do you ever wonder why they have to heat up food for it to be ready?

00:35Or why they have specific measurements for certain meals?

00:38My mom doesn't measure stuff when she cooks.

00:40And that is why your dad eats outside.

00:43The art of cooking is not just a mundane task.

00:47It is a ritual.

00:48They use the four elements.

00:51Fire, water, air, and eggs.

00:55The herbs and spices have specific purposes for mind control and for seduction.

01:00If you don't see me tomorrow, just know that they've taken me.

01:03Ever wondered why they said food is a way to a man's heart?

01:06Because the female caterers eat men's hearts.

01:11Like how your dad's side chick stole your dad because of your mom's bad cooking.

01:18This is what the government does not tell us.