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00:00Sajan ji, Chhata ji, what's the matter?
00:27Today, Kapalbhati is going on very fast.
00:30It's because of your magic, Jaya ji.
00:33As soon as you came, I started breathing fast.
00:38What are you doing?
00:40It's a process of breathing and breathing, Jaya ji.
00:43It should go on.
00:45Will you pick it up or should I pick it up?
00:47Give it to me.
00:49Do you know that Mr. Gupta's wife ran away with the driver?
01:01There is a logic in this, Jaya ji.
01:03What logic is there in this?
01:05Women run away with the driver because they think the driver drives very fast.
01:11How are you gesturing?
01:14It was a joke, Jaya ji.
01:16Double meaning.
01:17You must have liked it.
01:20By the way, how did Shanth come to our house?
01:24I came to invite him.
01:27Who?
01:28Me?
01:29Amrita ji.
01:30Jaya ji, invite me to your party sometimes.
01:34Amrita ji is always there.
01:35I think your youth is boiling like milk in old age.
01:40Jaya ji, this youth boils and cools down here.
01:45You are boiling milk on the wrong gas.
01:47What do you mean?
01:48What is the use of dancing on old flowers?
01:51If you dance on new buds, maybe it will be beneficial for you.
01:57I didn't understand.
01:59You are very innocent.
02:01Keep some girls in your house.
02:05With this excuse, you will get a nansukh and you will get some money.
02:11You are right, Jaya ji.
02:14But Amrita will agree for this.
02:18What problem will I have in this?
02:21Yes, yes, yes.
02:34Black coffee for my dark beauty.
02:42Don't you have any problem with keeping a PG?
02:47Not at all.
02:49On the contrary, I will like it.
02:50Kids will come to our house.
02:54If girls will stay in the house, it will be lively.
02:59Not only girls, boys will also stay in the house.
03:02Boys.
03:04Boys?
03:06So what?
03:07So what?
03:12If you have any problem, let's cancel the plan.
03:23Boys and girls will stay in the house.
03:27Happy?
03:33Now I am happy.
03:38So let's start from today.
03:42Happy?
03:43Okay.
04:07Happy?
04:08Okay.
04:37Happy?
04:56Yes, who is it?
04:57I am Chotelal.
05:01What do you want?
05:03What do you want?
05:04What do you want?
05:05From your elders.
05:08What?
05:10I have become a PG to stay in the house.
05:13Chotelal.
05:17Yours is very big.
05:19Again the same thing.
05:21House aunty, house.
05:24Why do you use the word man in the end?
05:26You make the whole meaning meaningless.
05:29Aunty, I have been hit in this since childhood.
05:31And this habit does not improve.
05:35Improve.
05:36Otherwise you will study well.
05:38What?
05:39To take or to give.
05:41Aunty, you are very funny.
05:43Come, let's go.
05:53So this is our first PG.
05:56Hello uncle, I am Chotelal.
05:58Hello, what do you do?
06:00I am looking for a job.
06:02What?
06:03Job uncle, job.
06:05So this is the job?
06:07Sorry uncle.
06:12How will you pay the rent for a month?
06:14Uncle, don't worry about the money.
06:16Here is the advance for four months.
06:22I had told you that PG will bring the money.
06:26Look, he has come.
06:29Come, I will show you the room.
06:33Wow.
06:38Your praise.
06:39Yes, do it.
06:41By the way, I will not feel bad.
06:44What are you saying?
06:46Very clever.
06:48By the way, I have come for PG.
06:50So tell me, which is my room?
06:52Wait, wait.
06:53Let's talk about taking or giving.
06:55What uncle?
06:56Just now that boy has given you the advance for four months.
06:59If I give one month late, will it still work?
07:04It won't work.
07:06What won't work?
07:08It will work, it will work.
07:09I was telling him that come, I will show you your room.
07:13You make tea.
07:15I will show you the room.
07:17Let's go.
07:29By the way sweetie, how did you feel after coming here?
07:33Very beautiful.
07:36Do you know?
07:38I love nature.
07:40And I also love nature.
07:43Beauty, flowers, these valleys and you.
07:47But I don't.
07:48Your age?
07:50I don't know.
07:52I don't know.
07:54I don't know.
07:56I don't know.
07:57But I don't.
07:58Your age?
07:59Your height?
08:00Your body?
08:02Your personality?
08:05By the way sweetie, a lot of people are going to come here.
08:07What?
08:09Ajay.
08:10He is talking about Ajay.
08:12You are right uncle.
08:14By the way, I forgot to introduce him to you.
08:16He is Chotelal.
08:18And he has a habit of saying the main word at the end.
08:22And she is Sweety.
08:24Very spicy.
08:25There is no disease to forget her.
08:28By the way, you are very beautiful.
08:30What?
08:32Name.
08:33He is talking about name.
08:35Oh.
08:52Yours is very small.
08:53What?
08:55Age Chotelal.
08:56Age.
08:57Is it age?
08:58I thought it was something else.
09:00Wow uncle.
09:02Aunty is in the kitchen.
09:03So your kids are awake.
09:04What?
09:06Desire uncle.
09:07Desire.
09:22Chotelal.
09:23Go and see who is at the door.
09:25Me?
09:26I will go to open the door.
09:28You are the youngest in the house.
09:30If you don't do the housework, who will?
09:32Go and open the door.
09:35Okay, I am going.
09:41By the way Sweety, how did you like our house?
09:45Very beautiful.
09:47And the people of the house?
09:49Even more beautiful uncle.
09:52Welcome uncle.
09:53Again thank you.
10:01Who are you?
10:04Is this aunty's PG?
10:06Yes, this is it.
10:09Who is it Chotu?
10:11Greetings uncle.
10:12Greetings.
10:13Greetings.
10:14We have come here for PG.
10:16Oh.
10:17Uncle, you have got two at a time.
10:19What?
10:20PG. PG.
10:21PG.
10:22Don't feel bad about what he said.
10:24He has a habit of using the word in the end.
10:27Uncle, who is this Sangya?
10:31He uses the noun in the end.
10:33In the end.
10:34Now who is this noun?
10:36Oh.
10:38Tell me, which school are you from?
10:41Gyaneshwar Vidya Mandir, English medium, Firozabad.
10:46He asked the name, not the address.
10:48By the way uncle, what were you saying?
10:50Nothing, I was saying that I will show you your room.
10:54Is this also PG?
10:55Yes aunty, we have come for PG.
10:57What do you do?
10:59Yes aunty, I am Manorama and I am a yoga instructor.
11:02Then you must be doing it in different positions.
11:05What do you mean?
11:07Son, he is talking about yoga.
11:10Yes, I do it well.
11:12And what do you do?
11:14Aunty, my name is Sapna and I am a social media influencer.
11:16Okay.
11:17Oh wow, this is a very good thing.
11:20Then it will be fun to make reel with you.
11:23Isn't it darling?
11:24Yes.
11:25I will show you your room.
11:28Now our family is complete.
11:32Come on, let's go.
11:33Hey, where are you going there?
11:35That is the boys' room.
11:36The girls' room is upstairs.
11:38I forgot.
11:39Uncle, let it be.
11:41We will adjust.
11:43What?
11:44Son, your horses are running too much.
11:47I have caught my horse.
11:50Let's go upstairs.
11:58Three girls and one boy.
12:01Aunty's PG has three girls and one boy.
12:04This is very unfair uncle.
12:07Dogs can't digest butter.
12:10By the way, who are you?
12:11Now let me introduce myself.
12:13If you say, I will put my name in the newspaper.
12:16This is what the poets do everywhere.
12:18You are a poet, right?
12:19You are only a poet.
12:21I am the same.
12:23PG.
12:24Oh, welcome, welcome.
12:26Kotelal, show him his room.
12:29And you come soon.
12:30Yes uncle.
12:31We will talk about the rules and regulations of the house.
12:33Okay uncle.
12:34Go.
12:35Come.
12:44So kids,
12:47consider this house
12:49and me
12:51as your own.
12:54Don't feel shy.
12:55What do you say?
12:56Am I right?
12:57Absolutely right.
13:00Come on.
13:01Now let us introduce ourselves.
13:03I am Amrita.
13:05His wife.
13:07And this is Sajan, my husband.
13:10This is our house.
13:11And from today, it is yours.
13:13I am Sweety.
13:15I love to roam around and enjoy life.
13:19And I have come here to explore Mumbai.
13:23I am Chotelal.
13:25I enjoy doing that.
13:27What?
13:28Watching movies and TV.
13:30But you can't watch 18 plus movies, right?
13:34Madam, I look young.
13:36My real age is 32 years.
13:38What?
13:3932?
13:40You look 18 years old.
13:43Genetic problem, madam.
13:45My father still looks 14 years old.
13:47Wow.
13:50What did you say?
13:54And I am Manorma.
13:55I have loved yoga since childhood.
13:58That's why I made yoga my profession.
14:02Nice.
14:03My name is Prashant.
14:04And I want to be an entrepreneur.
14:06Entrepreneur?
14:07Are you a refugee from a neighboring country?
14:10No, uncle.
14:12I mean, I want to start my own business.
14:15Business.
14:16She is right.
14:18Let me hold it, sir.
14:21Aunty was very hungry in the evening.
14:23The kebabs you made were delicious.
14:27Now that I have said so much, I will introduce myself.
14:31My name is Sundar Kumar.
14:33I am a poet by profession.
14:36Nice.
14:37Okay, last but not the least.
14:39My name is Sapna.
14:40And I am a social media influencer.
14:42How many followers do you have?
14:4451.
14:45Do you have a K?
14:46No, no.
14:47Not K.
14:48Just 51.
14:52No problem.
14:53It will increase.
14:55Okay, enough.
14:56Now let's come to the point.
14:59There are some rules and regulations of this house.
15:02After 10 o'clock, no incoming, no outgoing.
15:07Correct.
15:08Second, no party shorty, no mess.
15:14And third, monthly rent on time.
15:20All that is fine, uncle.
15:21But isn't this 10 o'clock rule too strict?
15:25Rules are rules, my friend.
15:28Friend?
15:29Friend?
15:30You look smaller than that.
15:36Level.
15:37Yes, I can see your level.
15:40Your level is increasing.
15:41Come here.
15:47Your level is increasing a lot.
15:51Rules are rules, my dear.
15:53Come, I will show you.
16:0010 o'clock.
16:26K.
16:30Darling.
16:35My beauty.
16:39Listen to me.
16:40What?
16:42Speak up.
16:45My dear.
16:48Beauty.
16:52Darling.
16:54What happened?
16:55What happened?
16:57For 17 minutes.
17:00Just lovely, lovely.
17:02When your 17 minutes become 17 minutes, you don't realize it.
17:05Please.
17:08Please.
17:19Girls are better than this.
17:22At least they let me flirt.
17:25At least they let me flirt.
17:42Listen.
17:44Where did she go?
17:48She must have gone to the washroom.
17:55I'm sorry.
17:56I'm sorry.
17:57I'm sorry.
17:58I'm sorry.
17:59I'm sorry.
18:00I'm sorry.
18:01I'm sorry.
18:02I'm sorry.
18:03I'm sorry.
18:04I'm sorry.
18:05I'm sorry.
18:06I'm sorry.
18:07I'm sorry.
18:08I'm sorry.
18:09I'm sorry.
18:10I'm sorry.
18:11I'm sorry.
18:12I'm sorry.
18:13I'm sorry.
18:14I'm sorry.
18:15I'm sorry.
18:16I'm sorry.
18:17I'm sorry.
18:18I'm sorry.
18:19I'm sorry.
18:20I'm sorry.
18:21I'm sorry.
18:22I'm sorry.
18:23I'm sorry.
18:24I'm sorry.
18:40You look very sexy.
18:43Should we go to the party?
18:45No.
18:46My uncle is very strict.
18:47If he comes to know, it will be a big mess.
18:50And it was very difficult to find him.
18:52So the plan is cancelled?
18:54I know your plan very well.
18:58What do you mean?
19:00I'll tell you what I mean.
19:05Wake up! Wake up!
19:06Wake up, you morons!
19:08You guys are sleeping here and my guys are sleeping there.
19:11But what happened?
19:16We were having a good time with Sweety in our sleep.
19:21But you woke us up.
19:23What were you doing?
19:24Sambhu!
19:25Stop this nonsense!
19:28I was so angry that I couldn't take it anymore.
19:31But what happened?
19:33The girl whom we thought was a fairy and loved her so much,
19:37fell in love with someone else.
19:40Your poetry is so lame.
19:42You're the one who's lame.
19:43My ass is torn here.
19:44Really?
19:46I can't see it.
19:47Shut up!
19:52The girl whom I used to dream of,
19:55is fulfilling someone else's dream.
19:56She is!
19:58Yes, she's playing the game of sisterhood.
20:01You liar!
20:03Sisterhood?
20:04Wait, I'll drink all the wine.
20:05Where are you going?
20:18Sweety!
20:21How did you sleep last night?
20:24I had a good night's sleep, uncle.
20:27But no one had a good night's sleep.
20:30And he,
20:31came home late last night.
20:34What do you mean?
20:36I mean,
20:38you're roaming around like a British jailor.
20:42One of your prisoners,
20:44escaped last night.
20:45And he came back at 4 in the morning.
20:50That's it.
20:51That's all you can do.
20:53You can't do anything else.
20:55When do you have to come?
20:56When do you have to go?
20:57What time do you have to come?
20:58What time do you have to go?
20:59When will it open?
21:00When will it close?
21:01Do something else.
21:05I'm done.
21:07I'm leaving.
21:11So far, you people have seen my love.
21:15Not my anger.
21:18I'll show you.
21:20I'll show you my anger.
21:45I'll show you my anger.
22:16I'm not having fun.
22:18It's not 90 degrees.
22:28It's still not 90 degrees.
22:30Let me do it.
22:36Straighten your knees.
22:38Are you having fun touching me?
22:40Oh, no.
22:42I mean, you do yoga very well.
22:45Why don't you do something
22:47that people talk about you like that?
22:50So, you tell me something good.
22:53So, you want to start your own startup?
22:55Yes.
22:57Of what?
22:58One that has less investment and more profit.
23:00So, have you thought of something?
23:03Not yet.
23:05Whenever I go to think of something,
23:07I start thinking of something else.
23:09Like what?
23:10Whenever I go to think of something,
23:11I start thinking of something else.
23:13So, wear your T-shirt
23:15and stop showing your body to girls.
23:17And stop looking at their bodies.
23:20Go and do some research.
23:22Only then, something can happen to you.
23:26You're right.
23:29Shall we go?
23:31According to my sources,
23:33a member of the family was missing last night.
23:37Even you got to know?
23:38Yes, I did.
23:40Did you see?
23:41Even the thief's beard was shaved.
23:42Where's his beard?
23:44The thief's moustache was shaved.
23:45Tell me, Chhote.
23:46Where were you last night?
23:48I wasn't there.
23:49No, no, uncle.
23:50We slept early last night.
23:52I think you're mistaken.
23:54Yes.
23:55We were at home last night.
23:56Yes, yes.
23:57Good morning.
23:59Good morning.
24:00What are you arguing about?
24:02Are you done?
24:03What?
24:05Yoga.
24:06He's talking about yoga.
24:09You seem to understand him a lot.
24:13Look at him.
24:14He seems so close.
24:16The hero of our village.
24:17Harry.
24:19He talks just like him.
24:21He's so innocent.
24:23Aunty, is Harry a hero?
24:25No.
24:26He's the one who washes dishes at home.
24:32Son.
24:34Don't roam around naked.
24:36You'll get sick.
24:37You'll get a fever.
24:39Wear a shirt, son.
24:41Uncle, I was saying that...
24:43Don't act like a fool.
24:47So, tell me.
24:48Who was missing from this house last night?
24:54Uncle, it was me.
24:55What?
24:57Don't you know the rules of this house?
25:00Uncle.
25:01Are rules more important than someone's life?
25:03Yesterday, my friend was in such a bad condition.
25:06He wasn't able to breathe.
25:07His heartbeats were very fast.
25:11And...
25:12He grew up too.
25:13What?
25:15Sapna told me.
25:16What?
25:17Lever.
25:18Sapna told me.
25:19Yes, uncle.
25:20Lever.
25:22If a girl seduces someone,
25:24her heartbeats will be very fast.
25:28And uncle,
25:29you were sleeping.
25:31So, I thought not to disturb your sleep.
25:33That's why I went alone.
25:36Okay.
25:38Rules can't be more important than someone's life.
25:42You didn't make these rules, darling.
25:45Yes, Sarlas.
25:46Did you forget?
25:49Uncle, I think these rules should be removed.
25:51Yes, uncle.
25:53Because sometimes my clients call me at night.
25:56Clients?
25:58Oh, no. Yoga clients.
26:00Oh.
26:02Look.
26:03The child is being so stubborn.
26:04So, remove these rules.
26:07Yes, uncle.
26:08Please, uncle.
26:09Please, uncle.
26:10Please, uncle.
26:11Please.
26:12Please, uncle.
26:13Please, uncle.
26:14Please.
26:15Please, uncle.
26:16Please.
26:17Please, uncle.
26:18Please.
26:19Okay.
26:20Yeah.
26:21Yeah.
26:28So, okay.
26:29From tonight onwards,
26:31the door is closed.
26:33Yes.
26:34Yes.
26:36When the door was locked, I was working for you.
26:39Now the door won't be locked.
26:40This is...
26:42You look good.
26:43You should have said something nice.
26:46So, what do you want to eat?
26:49Anything uncle.
26:50So, I didn't cook anything.
26:52What?
26:53What?
26:54I was tensed since morning.
26:56That's why I didn't cook anything.
27:01Now, I will make a good meal for all of you.
27:04Yes.
27:05I will help you.
27:07Come darling.
27:35What are you doing?
27:36Are you making a deal?
27:37No.
27:38Vada pav.
27:39Then make a biryani.
27:40With red chilli and chutney.
27:41Don't talk rubbish.
27:42You spoiled my deal.
27:43Even my friends say the same.
27:44Look, don't waste my time.
27:45Go from here.
27:46Sorry.
27:47Sorry.
27:48I will call you later.
27:49Okay.
27:50Bye.
27:51Bye.
27:52Bye.
27:53Bye.
27:54Bye.
27:55Bye.
27:56Bye.
27:57Bye.
27:58Bye.
27:59Bye.
28:00Bye.
28:01Bye.
28:02Bye.
28:03Bye.
28:05Bye.
28:07Bye.
28:08Bye.
28:09Bye.
28:10Bye.
28:11Bye.
28:12Bye.
28:34If he had a little bit of life, he would have slapped you right now.
28:41Oh, sorry. Sorry.
28:42I'm a tea-seller, not a common man.
28:45I'm asking for free tea.
28:46Sorry, sister. Sorry, brother.
28:48I'll get you a cup of tea tomorrow. Don't sit like this.
28:52Actually, you're funny.
28:54We're both artists. We'll look good together.
28:57See?
28:58Why are you making a reel with this lifeless thing?
29:01I'll shoot your reel. Give it to me.
29:03Really?
29:04Don't worry.
29:05Move it.
29:34Oh, you've troubled me a lot.
29:37Your warmth is killing me.
29:40Hey!
29:42That's not how it's going to be.
29:43That's how it's going to be.
29:43This is how viral today's reel is.
29:45What?
29:45I don't want to see your face.
29:54You won't change, you idiot.
29:58Hey!
29:59Those who stand alone and laugh without talking are crazy.
30:04They'll go crazy if you make them.
30:09By the way, why were you laughing?
30:12Look how he's making Sapna stand and making her sit.
30:15You're so vulgar.
30:18Don't talk to me.
30:19I was talking about the photo. What did you think?
30:22That you're vulgar, vulgar and vulgar.
30:25Hey, listen.
30:26What is it now?
30:29What are you doing?
30:30I got it stitched from a tailor and bought it.
30:33Oh no!
30:34You're a real animal.
30:36Sweety!
30:40In Vatika, girls were playing volleyball.
30:43They were hitting one ball and jumping two balls.
30:49Wow!
30:59Don't you think these guys are a bit too much?
31:07We'll have to take Sweety.
31:09You're such a vulgar man.
31:10Why do you talk about 18 plus all day?
31:13Your thinking is vulgar.
31:16I was talking about the class.
31:19They are vulgar but I don't know if it's too much or not.
31:23What do you say, Mannu?
31:26I think PP is fine.
31:28But I don't know anything about these two guys.
31:31Okay, you only like PP.
31:33The rest of them are scoundrels.
31:36You mean, madam has an eye on PP.
31:40No, there's nothing like that.
31:43Forget all that.
31:45My heart is on Sapna.
31:47I'll have to woo her somehow.
31:50And I'll woo Mannu.
31:53Sundar's words are deep.
31:55He's a nice guy.
31:57Really?
31:58You measured his depth in just two days.
32:02Our eyes and your depth.
32:07Forget it.
32:08You have that uncle's eyes.
32:12I have a heart on all fours.
32:14All fours?
32:16Are you talking about Kaliya?
32:18I have an eye on the entire garden.
32:22What do you see, aunty?
32:24You're such a scoundrel.
32:26I think the biggest scoundrel is Chotelal.
32:30He's 16 years old.
32:31But he's always acting like an 18 year old.
32:36I'll have to do something about him.
32:38Like an 18 year old?
32:39What did he do to you?
32:42I'll have to do something.
32:44Take this set and fold it.
32:46Yes, you do this.
32:56What are you looking at, girls?
32:59Forget that. Focus on your own.
33:01But your girl has a lot of hair.
33:04What?
33:05I'm talking about hair.
33:07Your girl has a lot of hair too.
33:10Hair?
33:11I'm not talking about hair.
33:12I'm talking about money.
33:14Money?
33:16Yes, money.
33:17Money?
33:18Yes, money.
33:19Money?
33:20Yes, money.
33:21Money?
33:22Yes, money.
33:24Money?
33:25I'm talking about money.
33:26Money?
33:32Look at how he's looking at us.
33:36I've always observed that he looks at all three of us like this.
33:40But he looks at you a lot.
33:43Shall I tell you something?
33:45Even though it's wet inside, the machine is still running.
33:50Wait, I'll call him.
33:52Uncle, did you make this swimming pool for us to watch?
33:58It's very beautiful.
34:00Let it be.
34:02I don't think so.
34:03I mean, it must hurt a lot.
34:06You won't be able to do it with your eyes.
34:10You can't do it with your eyes.
34:12You can't do it with your eyes.
34:22Uncle, did you come for the wedding?
34:24Yes.
34:26And uncle?
34:28I'm not going to change.
34:29I'm not here to get married.
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