Awkward Stereotypes

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00:00I gotta take this. Oh, hey, did you meet my buddy Steve? Hey, y'all introduce each other.
00:04Hey, how we doing?
00:05Yeah, no problem. Yeah, for sure.
00:14Nah, he's not a big hugger, dude.
00:16What's your name again?
00:18Honestly, after this, it's not gonna matter to us.
00:22Alright, we're just gonna start with a small adjustment.
00:26Table's a little squeaky, I think.
00:28This one's gonna be a little bit deeper.
00:33Ty, let's try something different. Let's have you on your side.
00:35Alright.
00:38Sorry about that.
00:39Seafood platter?
00:40It was.
00:41Yeah, I can tell.
00:44Spencer, what's up, dude?
00:45Oh, what up, big dog?
00:47It's been a long time.
00:48Dude, so long, actually.
00:51Have you met my buddy, my main man?
00:53My buddy, my main man?
00:54One of the best dudes I know, old muchacho here.
00:56Dude, remind me, like, uh, uh, your wife's name?
01:00Dude, I remember saying you were asking for my name.
01:02Oh, no.
01:03That's so funny.
01:04Your name?
01:05Her name's Aubrey.
01:06Legend?
01:07Anyways, dude, it is great to meet you.
01:08You said Garrett, right?
01:09Yeah, Garrett.
01:10John.
01:11John! John, yeah, see, John!
01:12I knew that, dude, it's been John the whole time.
01:14Johnny boy, we called him.
01:15Oh, JJ.
01:16Man, good to see ya, meet ya, see ya again.
01:19Yep.
01:24Oh, you don't have to.
01:25You can go ahead and go.
01:29Okay, for me?
01:30Okay, I just gotta get my bag.
01:32Sorry, it's locked.
01:33I'm sorry.
01:34Go ahead, man, he's too nice.
01:38I forgot my phone.
01:39I forgot.
01:40Just go ahead, you're fine.
01:43Hey, we're cutting it close.
01:44We gotta go.
01:45I gotta tell her one thing, one thing.
01:46Dad, we're gonna be late for baseball!
01:48I know, we just, mom loves to talk.
01:50We just gotta wait for her.
01:51I know, we just, mom loves to talk.
01:52We just gotta wait a sec.
01:53Dad, we gotta get mom!
01:55I know, I know.
01:56Hey, babe, we really gotta go.
01:57I'm sorry, we gotta, oh!
02:01That was weird.
02:02Hey, what was that?
02:03No, no, no.
02:05They were both in blue.
02:06Baseball, we gotta go to baseball.
02:07Sorry, hey, come on, boys, let's go!
02:08Come on!
02:09Hurry!
02:12Slams into the tree, totals the car.
02:14Oh!
02:15Insane.
02:16That reminds me of my buddy.
02:17We're on a road trip, okay?
02:18My buddy was, he was getting a little car sick, and so he's...
02:21Yeah, my buddy's getting a little car sick, and so he's...
02:25So he's eating a lot.
02:26There's a lot of food getting eaten.
02:27The thing about it was, he was on a road...
02:29We were on a road trip together.
02:30Eating a lot of snacks.
02:31So at the end of it, right, he's starting to think,
02:33Oh, man!
02:34Well, the guy's throat...
02:35So he's...
02:36So he's on a road...
02:37He's on a road trip!
02:40I give these to you, right?
02:41Oh, no, I'm not valet.
02:43I'm actually here on a blind date.
02:44Me too!
02:45Small world.
02:46He's 6'4".
02:47He's 6'4"?
02:48Beautiful!
02:49Can't wait to meet him.
02:50That's actually me.
02:51Hi.
02:52This man is not 6'4".
02:54Pleasure.
02:58It's a really nice plate.
02:59So what do you do for...
03:03You're a dental worker.
03:04I really think that...
03:08You know, your profile said you were pretty easy to talk to.
03:12I find that a little difficult.
03:14Both ways.
03:1864.92.
03:20Okay, credit card...
03:21Saying declined.
03:23Shouldn't be.
03:24Hey, man.
03:25Want me to get it?
03:26That's very kind of you.
03:27I promise I make probably more than you do.
03:28Okay, Daddy Warbucks.
03:29Can you just do it again?
03:30Different card.
03:31That's declining.
03:32That one?
03:33Yeah.
03:35Yeah, I know.
03:36We got a hold up on 12.
03:37Guy has no money.
03:38Sir, I have money.
03:39Bring these up with him.
03:40I'll buy his.
03:41I'm tapping literally all of them at the same time.
03:42Do you have cash?
03:43We take cash.
03:44Oh, you know what?
03:45I actually forgot to sign in.
03:46Great.
03:47Sir, it just went through.
03:50Here you go, man.
03:51Enjoy the food.
03:52Thanks.
03:53You too.
03:54You too.
03:55That was weird.
03:57Hey, enjoy the movie, man.
03:58Hey, thanks.
03:59You too.
04:00I'm not watching the movie.
04:01Dude.
04:02I'm sorry.
04:03I'm working on that.
04:04It's okay, man.
04:05Alright, you're all checked in.
04:06Have a good night.
04:07Thanks, man.
04:08You too.
04:11Actually, it kind of works.
04:12Love you.
04:17It's so good to finally meet my son's girlfriend.
04:20My dad makes the best steaks.
04:22Honey, remember I'm a vegetarian.
04:24Well, not here you're not.
04:29We're so excited to have you here.
04:31I'm sure Cody told you about our tradition.
04:33The guest takes the first bite.
04:37Go ahead.
04:38You're gonna love it.
04:47Isn't it so good?
04:48It's so good.
04:50Oh, I forgot the broccoli.
04:51We'll take some of that broccoli.
04:52It's one of your best.
04:54It's awesome.
04:59Wow, you crushed that.
05:00Here's another one.
05:02I'm proud of you, Alice.
05:03Yay!
05:05Welcome to the family.
05:06This is awesome.
05:07You're gonna love it here.
05:09Now to perform the national anthem.
05:11Tyler, Tony.
05:14Oh!
05:16Oh!
05:23Oh, say can you see
05:31In the rocket's red glare
05:34Mom, my ears are bleeding.
05:40Who's there?
05:43Come out to pray
05:46You're a disgrace!
05:48Free!
05:58I hear this guy waving.
06:00He's coming in hot.
06:01I don't even know this guy.
06:09It's so good to see you guys.
06:10What's up?
06:11What's up?
06:15Great.
06:16I can't really wait to get in there.
06:17And it was so hot out there.
06:18It was so hot.
06:19Yeah.
06:22This absolute doofus has no idea that he's got this thing stuck in his teeth.
06:28That is massive.
06:38Shelby, I know it's only been a week,
06:39but I truly believe you're the truest love of my entire life.
06:43You're the Fiona to my Shrek.
06:44Please, will you marry me?
06:45Oh, gosh.
06:46Oh, dear.
06:49Yeah, there you go.
06:50Get over here.
06:51What are you gonna say?
06:53Let's get this on the Jumbotron.
06:56You live with your mom.
06:58Come on, baby.
06:59I'm getting married.
07:00Let's go.
07:01This is your moment.
07:05Get this off the Jumbotron.
07:07Keep your chin up.
07:08Keep your chin up.
07:09That's on me.
07:12Oh, it was such a good night.
07:13Oh, did you see Sandra fall into the koi pond?
07:15No, I heard about it.
07:16Regina told me.
07:17You got it on video?
07:18I can't believe she fell in.
07:20That was great.
07:22You weren't there.
07:25Well, I think I heard.
07:26I think I was close by, and I heard about it.
07:28But did you?
07:29Tom was telling me.
07:30They were trying to feed those fish.
07:34I actually saw that.
07:35I saw Tom.
07:36That is Tom.
07:37That's so funny.
07:38Tom?
07:39You know Tom, too?
07:40I'll see you at lunch.
07:41Hey, we'll catch up about this later.
07:42Yeah.
07:43Hey, see you, buddy.
07:46Before I leave, do you mind if I use the restroom?
07:48I got a long drive home.
07:49Absolutely.
07:50Come on in.
07:51Okay, appreciate it.
08:01Hey, is everything okay in there?
08:03Everything's okay.
08:04Watch a movie or something.
08:05I'll be out in a sec.
08:06A whole movie?
08:08I'm coming in.
08:09Not necessary.
08:10It's fine in here.
08:11Oh my goodness gracious.
08:14I think you might need a professional plumber.
08:16Yeah, I think so, too.
08:17It wasn't me.
08:19Yeah.
08:20Okay.
08:21Okay.
08:25Dude, we had Garrett on the lead for stereotypes today.
08:27I don't even think he's funny.
08:28People just laugh at him because he's bald.
08:29And he doesn't even look good in purple.
08:33His whole, oh, I'm only going to hit the podium stick.
08:35Like, dude, actually try.
08:36Like, come on.
08:37Seriously.
08:38I agree, man.
08:39He doesn't really try, does he?
08:40Hey, Garrett.
08:41Oh, sorry to interrupt, man.
08:42Keep going.
08:43I think we can continue this in my office.
08:45What do you say?
08:46Sure.
08:47Hi.
08:51Can I get everybody's attention, please?
08:54Our guy's turning 20!
08:58Happy birthday to you.
09:00Happy birthday to you.
09:04We know we had to do a little something for your birthday.
09:30I knew this was going to happen.
09:31It's always the redheads.
09:33Kiss her!
09:34Kiss her!
09:35Kiss her!
09:36Kiss her!
09:37Kiss her!
09:38Kiss her!
09:39Hey, man.
09:40I'll kiss her.
09:41Dude!
09:42That's my sister.
09:43Come on.
09:46As y'all know, this is the most important meeting of the year.
09:48So let's get right to it.
09:49Take a look at the sales comparison.
09:50If we start in January right here, you'll notice that you tween.
09:54Are you good?
09:55Yep, I'm good.
09:56Obviously, we maximized growth.
09:58We got water right there if you need it.
10:01I love that idea.
10:04I would ask you to leave, but you're one of our top salesmen.
10:10I think I got it.
10:19I'm going to take five.
10:24Best first date ever.
10:26Sorry I'm late.
10:27Ooh, strawberries!
10:28My favorite.
10:29Mm-hmm.
10:32I really want to see Lovey Dovey 2.
10:34Yeah.
10:35No to the Yon-Com.
10:36Three, to the newest Marvel.
10:37Is that my wallet?
10:38Marvel.
10:39Woof, woof, woof.
10:43All right, so I guess this is goodbye.
10:44Yeah, I think it's time to go our separate ways.
10:46It's easier if we don't.
10:50Why are you following me?
10:52I'm actually parked over there.
10:53Oh, okay.
10:56I'm this way.
10:57Yeah, me too.
10:58I'm actually around the building.
10:59Okay.
11:03No, no.
11:07I love the look of those fruit plates, but these peacock ones are to die for.
11:11Did you find everything you needed?
11:12I did.
11:13Just these three things today.
11:14There's the total.
11:15It should ask you just one question.
11:18Is there something lower than 45%?
11:20No, that's minimum.
11:22It doesn't say it anywhere, but it should.
11:24You didn't even do anything.
11:25I appreciate it.
11:26I'm not tipping 45%.
11:28I'll do it for you.
11:29You pressed the middle one.
11:30That was 50.
11:31That's bogus.
11:32That's what's wrong with America.
11:33People expecting something for not doing anything.
11:37Oh, dude.
11:38Now you are going to pay for that one.
11:40That is literally vintage from Japan.
11:42$40.
11:43I'll pay for it.
11:44No, it's $40,000.
11:45That should be a combo.
11:46Give me a break.
11:47I'm not doing this.
11:48No breaks.
11:49I'm not doing this.
11:50I already have your card info.
11:51You just paid rent for a year for me.
11:52See yourself out.
11:54I'll be right back.
11:55I might want to come back and make another purchase.
11:56Just give me one sec.
11:57Honey, we just banked it in, baby.
12:00Hey, congrats on the new establishment.
12:02I couldn't leave without showing my pet bull around.
12:05Dude, what are you doing?
12:06Not in my shop!
12:07My bull's got two tips for you.
12:08This should be fun.
12:13Come on, Bowie!
12:14Give it to him!
12:15Come on, Bowie!
12:17He's just warming up, pal!
12:19I mean, he's not even doing anything.
12:20He's just walking.
12:21Oh, he's eyeing that one.
12:22He's coming back for more there.
12:23Friendliest bull I've ever seen.
12:25Come on, Bowie.
12:26You're embarrassing me.
12:27Hey, honey!
12:28Bring the kids up!
12:29It's like a petting zoo right now.
12:30Send him a message right now.
12:31Wow, he's really deadly.
12:32There's a lot of expectations when you say bull in a china shop.
12:35And this is what you're going to give the people?
12:36You really got me!
12:37Give it to him like this!
12:39Come on!
12:40Oh, sorry, Bowie.
12:41Did I scare you?
12:42Come on.
12:43Let's go.
12:44Let's get out of here.
12:45Get out of my china shop!
12:46Thought he was going to do some damage.
12:47Did nothing.
12:48I couldn't leave it at that.
12:52I'm kidding.
12:54Bowie, I'm coming!
12:55No!
12:56Not my hard-earned tip money!
12:58How am I supposed to scam people?
13:01I'm sorry, folks.
13:02This isn't the rage you expected.
13:03It's not the rage any of us expected.
13:05In fact, it's quite frankly, it's just awkward at this point.
13:07I'm sitting on a bull in a china shop.
13:09I don't mind.
13:15Gross.
13:16I think I snotted on the floor.
13:18Spencer, what's up, dude?
13:20Sorry.
13:21That's fantastic.
13:23Shh.
13:27Hey, guys.
13:28If you're looking for more bloopers or deleted scenes, click right here.
13:31Or scan the QR code.
13:32You can watch them right now on the Do Perfect app.
13:34That's what it's going to take you to.
13:36Now's the time.
13:37Love you.
13:38Pound it, Nong, and see ya!