Tom and Jerry: The Fast and the Furry (2005) - Full Movie - Tom and Jerry Full Movie
Tom and Jerry: The Fast and the Furry (2005) - Full Movie - Tom and Jerry Full Movie
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00:05:57I leave you alone for an hour and you destroy my house?
00:06:03And you, you're no better.
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00:06:14Yes, this could all be yours.
00:06:17This fabulous mansion with all the amenities
00:06:19located in the bucolic, exclusive surroundings
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00:06:26This multi-million dollar mansion
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00:06:32and the Pine Valley Ranch Hills Estates Cemetery.
00:06:36This is the key that can open the door to your future
00:06:39as a person who lives in a really big house.
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00:06:44if you are the winner of the fabulous Super Race,
00:06:47J.W. Glove Wobbler's latest television extravaganza.
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00:06:59in beautiful Hollywood, U.S.A.
00:07:01Only one spot remains.
00:07:03Enter today.
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00:09:12Now look, clown-o, your ratings are plummeting.
00:09:15But I have an idea on how to juice your show up
00:09:18and pull your polka-dotted keister out of the fire.
00:09:21You need a partner.
00:09:23A partner?
00:09:25Yep, an animal partner.
00:09:27What, like a dog?
00:09:29A monkey?
00:09:31A parrot, maybe?
00:09:33Irving?
00:09:35Wheel in, Mr. Frisky.
00:09:40Hey, I thought you kid show hosts liked animals.
00:09:43We do, sir,
00:09:45but this animal looks a little dangerous.
00:09:48Clown-o, animals can sense negative vibrations,
00:09:52so get off that chair and say hello to Mr. Frisky.
00:09:56I want you and Mr. Frisky
00:09:58to begin working up an act right away.
00:10:00Good dog.
00:10:02Ah! Oh, God!
00:10:04Get him off of me! No, no!
00:10:06Hey, get him off of me!
00:10:09I'm a genius!
00:10:11That bear's got talent.
00:10:13Moxie, pizzazz.
00:10:15What's next?
00:10:17Well, sir, if you'll remember,
00:10:19we are still looking for one more contestant
00:10:21to round out the field for the fabulous super race.
00:10:24It's going to be something crazy and wild.
00:10:26Something totally unexpected.
00:10:38Hold!
00:10:40Whoa!
00:10:52Action!
00:11:10And this is our stunt area.
00:11:12These are all trained professionals,
00:11:14so don't try this at home.
00:11:25Get my hands, Marie!
00:11:27I'm only afraid!
00:11:40Go ahead.
00:11:44Ah!
00:11:52What's this?
00:11:54Well, from the looks of things, sir,
00:11:56I'd say they are here to audition
00:11:58for the remaining slot in the fabulous super race.
00:12:01Is this some kind of a joke?
00:12:03A pussycat and a mouse?
00:12:05This show is about crazy stunts
00:12:07and people putting their lives at risk.
00:12:09For a big, fat prize.
00:12:11It's not a nature documentary.
00:12:13Irving, call security and have these two...
00:12:15Sir, sir, it's...
00:12:31This always gives me the creeps, sir.
00:12:33He's the president of Hollywood.
00:12:35He's supposed to give you the creeps.
00:12:37Thanks.
00:12:47Greetings, your tinseliness,
00:12:49imperious leader of Hollywood.
00:12:57Smile, Irving.
00:12:59I'm terrified, sir.
00:13:01Now you look, J.W.
00:13:03The girls and I overheard
00:13:05about this cat and mouse.
00:13:07Yes.
00:13:09They want to enter the race, sir.
00:13:11I was just about to call security and...
00:13:13This is the greatest single idea
00:13:15for the fabulous super race show yet.
00:13:17Good thinking, J.W.
00:13:19You're really on the ball.
00:13:21Ah, yes, your sparkliness.
00:13:25I, um, was sure you'd like it.
00:13:27From the looks of this pussycat,
00:13:29I'd be prepared to say
00:13:31he's the type that would stop at nothing to win.
00:13:34Absolutely. It's genius.
00:13:36People love a rotten-to-the-core villain.
00:13:38Someone who'll do the things
00:13:40they only dream about
00:13:42in order to win.
00:13:44Remember, J.W., when in doubt,
00:13:46always stoop as low as you can
00:13:48and appeal to people's basest instincts.
00:13:50Gosh, thanks, your flashiness.
00:13:52Right again.
00:13:54Well, our work here is done, ladies.
00:13:56Go forth, J.W. Globwobbler,
00:13:58and bringeth in the ratings.
00:14:04Well, I guess there are
00:14:06two slots available.
00:14:08Boys, you're hired.
00:14:10Just sign on the dotted line, boys.
00:14:12This will be the greatest reality game show
00:14:14in the history of television.
00:14:16A show like this could make me
00:14:18vice president of Hollywood.
00:14:24Oh.
00:14:34These two are awful, sir.
00:14:36Yep. It's perfect.
00:14:40And we're live!
00:14:42Well, hello, everybody out there
00:14:44in television land,
00:14:46and welcome to the Fabulous Super Race.
00:14:49I'm Biff Buzzard.
00:14:51And I'm Buzz Blister.
00:14:53We're here in beautiful Detroit, Michigan, at...
00:14:59We're here in gorgeous Hollywood, California,
00:15:02That's right, Buzzer.
00:15:04The Fabulous Super Race.
00:15:06It should be more exciting
00:15:08than anything mankind has yet experienced
00:15:10in its brief time here on planet Earth.
00:15:13And speaking of planet Earth, Biffster,
00:15:15that's just where our race is going to take place.
00:15:18Right, Buzzatola.
00:15:20The race begins here in Southern California
00:15:23and ends here in Mexico.
00:15:25And this is the Keiko
00:15:27that opens the door to our terrific prize,
00:15:30a huge giant mansion.
00:15:32She's a beauty, Buzz.
00:15:34And she will go to the winner
00:15:36of the Fabulous Super Race.
00:15:38Let's get down to the pits
00:15:40and meet our contestants right now.
00:15:46You must be...
00:15:48Steve Dirkly, at your service.
00:15:50I'm Steve Dirkly.
00:15:52And I'm Buzz Blister.
00:15:54At your service.
00:15:56And I'd like to say hello
00:15:58to all of my fans rooting for me,
00:16:00Steve Dirkly.
00:16:02And might I just add that all the proceeds
00:16:04I will win in this race
00:16:06will be donated to my favorite charity.
00:16:08And what might that be, Steve?
00:16:10Me.
00:16:12Well, I'm sure that warms the hearts of America.
00:16:15Steve Dirkly, a true hero with a heart of gold.
00:16:18Good luck, Steve.
00:16:20Who've we got here, Buzzaroo?
00:16:23Why, it looks like a cute old grandma.
00:16:26She looks just as cute and nice
00:16:28and sweet and old as she could be,
00:16:30doesn't she, Buzz?
00:16:32Oh, why, thank you, sonny.
00:16:35I'm one of those who believes
00:16:37that you're as young as you feel.
00:16:39I have always been a fan
00:16:41of good, clean food
00:16:43and honest competition.
00:16:47And who's this cute little feather?
00:16:51Aah!
00:16:53This is Squirty.
00:16:55Oh, he's the whole world.
00:16:57Squirty!
00:16:59Give a nice man his finger back.
00:17:06Animals just don't like you, Biff.
00:17:09You've got to remember that.
00:17:11Well, good luck, Grammy,
00:17:13and good luck, Squirty.
00:17:15Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack!
00:17:21Aah!
00:17:33And what is your name, sir?
00:17:35Uh, I am Gorthon, Destroyer of Light.
00:17:39I am a little nervous.
00:17:41I've never been on TV before.
00:17:43Really? Well, you're on TV now.
00:17:45And where are you from, Mr. Destroyer?
00:17:48I'm guessing from the outfit
00:17:50I am actually from Niltor,
00:17:52near the Outer Alabaster Tower
00:17:54in the Inner Ring of Green Fire
00:17:56in the Dimension of Darkness
00:17:58ruled by the slithering overlords
00:18:00of Creeping Dread.
00:18:02Ooh, nice.
00:18:04And what do you do in Niltor, Mr. Destroyer?
00:18:06I own a flower shop and a greeting card store.
00:18:08I see.
00:18:10And I suppose you're looking for a shot
00:18:12at that big cash prize
00:18:14in that fabulous mansion, eh?
00:18:16Yes, that would be nice.
00:18:18And what is that strange darkness
00:18:20and endless screaming
00:18:22that filled the foul air of Niltor?
00:18:24Mr. Destroyer, I'm curious.
00:18:26What exactly powers
00:18:28this strange-looking vehicle of yours?
00:18:30It is powered by the anguish
00:18:32of a thousand doomed souls.
00:18:36It sounds like Mr. Destroyer
00:18:38has a soft spot in his heart
00:18:40for the environment, folks.
00:18:42Well, good luck, Gorthon, Destroyer of Light.
00:18:44Thank you, Biff.
00:18:48And you must be...
00:18:50Hi! I'm Mallory
00:18:52from Watertown, Wisconsin.
00:18:54But everyone just calls me Soccer Mom.
00:18:56Okay, Soccer Mom.
00:18:58And you're here in your souped-up minivan.
00:19:00Is that right? Yeah.
00:19:02You know, between school and soccer games
00:19:04and my online retail business,
00:19:06I decided I needed a hobby.
00:19:08Fantastic, Soccer Mom.
00:19:10Your kids must be very proud.
00:19:12Oh, yeah. Rufus, Gunter, Angus
00:19:14and Shylock are all very proud.
00:19:16All those boys must be a handful.
00:19:18No, Angus is a girl.
00:19:20Hi, kids!
00:19:22Don't forget to water the sheep!
00:19:24Oh, and no swordplay in the house
00:19:26while Mommy's gone, kay?
00:19:28Well, as the French say,
00:19:30bueno el loco
00:19:32to you, Soccer Mom.
00:19:34And that brings us
00:19:36to...
00:19:38I am Dr. Professor,
00:19:40a super-resourceful genius,
00:19:42and I will no doubt be
00:19:44the future of this race.
00:19:46As we all know, science
00:19:48is golden.
00:19:50That looks like a pretty sophisticated
00:19:52piece of machinery
00:19:54you have there, Doctor.
00:19:56Yes, it is.
00:19:58And what kind of gas
00:20:00does it take?
00:20:02Antimatter.
00:20:04Isn't that the most explosive
00:20:06and powerful energy source
00:20:08known to mankind?
00:20:10This is it, my own specially designed
00:20:12I never have to refuel.
00:20:14It uses the most efficient and powerful
00:20:16fuel source in the universe.
00:20:18So what happens if this stuff touches
00:20:20matter?
00:20:22It would instantly vaporize anything in its vicinity.
00:20:24What's this little thingy here do?
00:20:26No, don't touch that!
00:20:32That technology thing
00:20:34is certainly moving fast, isn't it, Biff?
00:20:36Boy, I'll say.
00:20:42And here we have
00:20:44a pussycat and a mouse.
00:20:46Wow, I didn't realize that
00:20:48vermin were eligible, Biff.
00:20:50And who on earth gave this
00:20:52pussycat a driver's license?
00:20:54Ha ha ha!
00:20:58And what do you two have to say
00:21:00to our viewers at home?
00:21:04Oh, that's right,
00:21:06they're animals, Biff, and they can't talk.
00:21:08No, sir, but apparently
00:21:10they can drive.
00:21:12Hey, look at this little mouse-sized
00:21:14car.
00:21:16Aw, it's
00:21:18cute.
00:21:20What can you get this baby up to, little mouse?
00:21:22Four?
00:21:26What's this little button here do?
00:21:40Ah!
00:21:46Ahem. Okay.
00:21:48Okay, folks.
00:21:50With that, we are ready to get
00:21:52underway. And we'll see you
00:21:54all at the finish line in
00:21:56Mahico.
00:22:10And there they go!
00:22:30And there they go!
00:22:40And there they go!
00:22:50And there they go!
00:22:58And there they go!
00:23:04And there they go!
00:23:10Animals!
00:23:12Squirt it!
00:23:22Our contestants are going to have
00:23:24to employ the first of their vehicle's
00:23:26special modifications to get around
00:23:28this notorious Southern California
00:23:30traffic.
00:23:32And it looks like they're
00:23:34doing just that, Biff.
00:23:40Okay.
00:23:42Okay.
00:24:08Okay. I know just what to do now.
00:24:12I know just what to do now.
00:24:42Hey, what's that pussycat up to, Biff?
00:24:44No good, it looks like to me, Buzz.
00:24:46Hey, what's that pussycat up to, Biff?
00:24:48No good, it looks like to me, Buzz.
00:24:50No good, it looks like to me, Buzz.
00:25:12No!
00:25:26That was a close one, Buzz.
00:25:28That pussycat is dynamite!
00:25:42That pussycat is dynamite!
00:26:12Squirt it!
00:26:28Squirt it!
00:26:30No!
00:26:32Squirt it!
00:26:40Oh, squirt it now!
00:26:42Drop it!
00:27:02Squirt it!
00:27:32Squirt it!
00:27:38This naughty pussycat would do well
00:27:40in the pits of Niltor.
00:27:42Perhaps one of my snake pods will give him
00:27:44a taste of his own medicine.
00:28:02It's a hit, sir.
00:28:04It's an ultra-super-dynamic mega-hit, Irving.
00:28:06We can't end this thing in Mexico.
00:28:08Quick, call the crew and tell them
00:28:10to move the finish line.
00:28:12To where, sir?
00:28:14Irving, which one of these shapes is Mexico?
00:28:16This one, here, sir.
00:28:18Let's see.
00:28:20How about if we take them to...
00:28:22Mexico.
00:28:24Mexico.
00:28:26Mexico.
00:28:28Mexico.
00:28:30How about if we take them to...
00:28:36And here come the racers, Buzz.
00:29:00I won. Give me that key.
00:29:02Not so fast.
00:29:08Was that a speed bump?
00:29:12Oh, heavenly guys.
00:29:14Did I win?
00:29:16No.
00:29:28Now, don't get too excited there, racers.
00:29:30We've just received word
00:29:32from our Hollywood studio
00:29:34that due to the high ratings,
00:29:36the fabulous super race is going to be extended.
00:29:38And the next finish line
00:29:40is located deep in the heart
00:29:42of the Amazon jungle.
00:29:44What are you talking about?
00:29:46Isn't that great?
00:30:14Buzz!
00:30:30Hello again, folks.
00:30:32Buzz Blister here
00:30:34in the heart of the Amazon jungle
00:30:36with my co-host, Biff.
00:30:38Our racers are forging intrepidly ahead
00:30:40through this dense jungle
00:30:42on their way to this very unstable
00:30:44and rickety-looking bridge.
00:30:46Here come our racers.
00:30:48Oh, it looks like
00:30:50Steve Dirkly.
00:31:00Ooh, that was a close one, Buzz.
00:31:02Yes, it sure was, Biff.
00:31:04And here comes... Oh, it looks like
00:31:06Granny. I hope she can negotiate
00:31:08the bridge with those slats missing.
00:31:12I'm right on your tail, Biff.
00:31:16Oh, no.
00:31:18It looks like Granny's in trouble, Buzz.
00:31:20It certainly does, Biff,
00:31:22and it's just too bad that the rules
00:31:24prevent us from coming to the rescue
00:31:26of that sweet, very old lady.
00:31:28No, that would be
00:31:30cheating, Buzz.
00:31:32So if this frail old lady snaps through
00:31:34the rotten wooden slats of this ancient bridge
00:31:36and falls to her doom,
00:31:38we'll just have to go to a commercial.
00:31:40She just seems so
00:31:42helpless and delicate.
00:31:44So weak, so
00:31:46scrawny.
00:31:48So noodley and frothy.
00:31:50So crunchy and creamy.
00:31:54Pretty impressive.
00:31:56Hey, looks like Gorthan,
00:31:58Destroyer of Light, is making his crossing now.
00:32:11Ooh!
00:32:13Gorthan's in trouble, Biff.
00:32:15Wow, he sure is, Buzz.
00:32:17That heavy metal car of his
00:32:19may be too much for that old bridge
00:32:21to handle.
00:32:31K'nargac, the Black-Winged,
00:32:33I summon thee to appear
00:32:35and use thine hideous powers
00:32:37to lifteth meeth over
00:32:39this obstacle, Biff.
00:32:54Wow, Gorthan,
00:32:56that was some trick.
00:32:58Did you train that bird yourself?
00:33:00Oh, no.
00:33:02K'nargac's soul belongs to that of a vanquished foe
00:33:04who's now trapped and forced to serve
00:33:06when summoned.
00:33:08Should we get an exclusive interview with it?
00:33:10I actually have to get going. I'm falling behind.
00:33:12Right.
00:33:14Well, good to see you again, Gorthan,
00:33:16Destroyer of Light.
00:33:18Thank you, Buzz. Always great to see you.
00:33:23I wouldn't have pegged him
00:33:25as an animal lover.
00:33:27I wonder who will be next, Biff.
00:33:39That's funny.
00:33:41That doesn't look like what's on my map.
00:33:43Not at all.
00:33:45Oh, well. Signs don't lie.
00:33:55Oh, darn.
00:33:57I just had this wonderful dream.
00:33:59I can't believe it.
00:34:01I can't believe it.
00:34:03I can't believe it.
00:34:05I can't believe it.
00:34:07I just had this wash.
00:34:09I'd better call Gonestar.
00:34:13Hello, and thank you for calling
00:34:15Gonestar's Remote Assistance Department.
00:34:17My name is Dave.
00:34:19Would you like to subscribe to our free
00:34:21music download offer?
00:34:23Oh, no thank you, Dave.
00:34:25See, I have a bit of an emergency going on now.
00:34:27I see.
00:34:29Well, let me locate you on my screen.
00:34:31You are Mallory McDougal, a soccer mom.
00:34:33And I have you pinpointed
00:34:35deep in a remote and largely unexplored
00:34:37region of the Amazonian jungle.
00:34:39And what seems to be the trouble?
00:34:41Well, see, now that's just it, Dave.
00:34:43I'm sinking in deadly quicksand,
00:34:45and I need some help getting out of it now.
00:34:47I'm afraid I can't do that, Mallory.
00:34:49Just kidding.
00:34:51Well, let's consult our
00:34:53Gonestar quicksand computer
00:34:55and see if we can't get you out of there.
00:34:57Simply follow the prompts on your screen.
00:34:59There are many types of quicksand
00:35:01on our interesting planet.
00:35:03There is desert quicksand,
00:35:05swamp quicksand,
00:35:07and jungle quicksand.
00:35:09You have selected
00:35:11jungle quicksand.
00:35:13Now, please choose the jungle you are in.
00:35:15Are you in
00:35:17A, the Belgian Congo,
00:35:19B, a Southeast Asian jungle,
00:35:21or C,
00:35:23the Amazonian jungle?
00:35:25Let's see.
00:35:27Jungle, or C,
00:35:29the Amazonian jungle.
00:35:31Amazonian, yeah.
00:35:33Now, choose what you would like to do
00:35:35with the quicksand you have selected.
00:35:37Would you like to
00:35:39A, make quicksand,
00:35:41B, garden with quicksand,
00:35:43or C,
00:35:45get out of quicksand?
00:35:47Oh, phooey.
00:35:51To get out, press
00:35:53good key.
00:35:57Wait a ding,
00:35:59dang minute here.
00:36:01You know, I think somebody might have
00:36:03done this on purpose.
00:36:05Oh, no.
00:36:07Don't go that way, little mouse.
00:36:09The race is this way.
00:36:11Yeah.
00:36:13My van sank in the quicksand,
00:36:15so I guess I'm out.
00:36:17Here, have an orange.
00:36:19It'll give you energy.
00:36:21Good luck.
00:36:27Ooh.
00:36:33Too bad about Soccer Mom, Buzz.
00:36:35Yes, I was kind of rooting
00:36:37for her.
00:36:49But what's this?
00:36:51That crazy pussycat has stopped
00:36:53at the end of the bridge.
00:36:55Buzz, I sense a dirty
00:36:57trick coming up.
00:37:26Ooh, looks like
00:37:28that one backfired on the pussycat.
00:37:30It sure does,
00:37:32Buzzalito. And this river
00:37:34is infested with pussycat-eating
00:37:36piranha fish.
00:37:42That's
00:37:44Tierra del Fuego, sir.
00:37:46And that?
00:37:48That would be the Antarctic, sir.
00:37:50Fantastic.
00:37:52The racers will have to modify
00:37:54their cars and sail across the water
00:37:56to make it there. That should boost
00:37:58the ratings even higher.
00:38:00Folks,
00:38:02I've just heard from Hollywood and have received
00:38:04some terrific news that I'm
00:38:06sure our racers will be pleased
00:38:08to hear. Our racers are now
00:38:10going to head for the southernmost tip
00:38:12of South America, where they will prepare
00:38:14their vehicles for the difficult
00:38:16crossing from Cape Horn
00:38:18to the Antarctic.
00:38:20And won't our racers be
00:38:22excited and happy to hear that?
00:38:24And here
00:38:26they come.
00:38:28Give me that key!
00:38:30Ho, ho, ho. Not so fast,
00:38:32Steed. Biff has some news
00:38:34for you all. That's
00:38:36right, all. The race has been extended
00:38:38and we will see each and all
00:38:40of you in the Antarctic.
00:38:42Good luck, everyone.
00:38:52Have I asked square?
00:38:54It'll take more than a little
00:38:56drizzle to keep us from winning.
00:38:58Arr!
00:39:00Ah,
00:39:02this reminds me of sailing
00:39:04Bloodlister Bay back in Niltor.
00:39:06Ew.
00:39:08Oh, this is terrible!
00:39:10Stop sinking!
00:39:20Oh,
00:39:22no!
00:39:24Oh, no!
00:39:26Oh, no!
00:39:28Oh, no!
00:39:30Oh, no!
00:39:32Oh, no!
00:39:34Oh, no!
00:39:37Well,
00:39:39maybe this isn't so bad
00:39:41after all.
00:39:47Well, Miss
00:39:49Mermaid, you are in luck
00:39:51because Steed Dirkly has
00:39:53just washed upon your shore.
00:39:55And as soon as you dry these
00:39:57damp clothes for me, I'll reward you
00:39:59by letting you fix my dinner.
00:40:02Oh,
00:40:04no!
00:40:10Hey, it's just in,
00:40:12Biffo. Oh, some
00:40:14disappointing news from the southern Atlantic.
00:40:16It seems that Steed Dirkly
00:40:18is being parboiled in a briny
00:40:20bouillabaisse and served with a caper
00:40:22dill cream mousseline.
00:40:24Ooh, Busby, he's out of the race.
00:40:26But he sounds delicious.
00:40:32Well,
00:40:34Gorthon,
00:40:36congratulations on being the first one
00:40:38to make it to the Antarctic.
00:40:40Thank you, Buzz, and hello, Biff.
00:40:42Say, Gorthon, have you ever heard
00:40:44that thing about sticking your tongue
00:40:46on a piece of frozen metal?
00:40:48No, what do you mean?
00:40:50Well, Gorthon, they say
00:40:52that if you touch your tongue
00:40:54on a frozen piece of metal,
00:40:56it will stick.
00:40:58What?
00:41:01Yes, what do you think, Gorthon?
00:41:03Will it stick, yes or no?
00:41:05Well, no, of course, that's nonsense.
00:41:07The answer is no, it wouldn't stick.
00:41:09Well, what about putting your money
00:41:11where your mouth is, Gorthon?
00:41:13What do you mean?
00:41:15Well, we have the South Pole right here.
00:41:17Why not give it a try?
00:41:19What, you mean stick my tongue
00:41:21on this stupid metal pole here?
00:41:23Who would have thought
00:41:25that the so-called Destroyer of Light
00:41:27was really just a big whip?
00:41:30Look, I'm warning you...
00:41:32No need to resort to your evil magic, Gorthon.
00:41:34If you think your tongue won't stick,
00:41:36just go ahead and show us.
00:41:38All right.
00:41:40If only to prove to you mortals
00:41:42that you are wrong here.
00:41:44Well, go on, Gorthon.
00:41:46I'm doing it, I'm doing it.
00:41:50There, you see? I told you.
00:41:56Told you.
00:41:58Let's do it.
00:42:00Hey, Buzz, look.
00:42:02The ice is cracking.
00:42:04Gosh, you're right, Bifurama.
00:42:06Let's hop over to safety.
00:42:08Hey, what about me?
00:42:10Come on, Ballad.
00:42:15Oh, and it looks like Gorthon
00:42:17is out of the race.
00:42:19It sure does, Buzz-O.
00:42:21But at least we proved once and for all
00:42:23that your tongue will stick
00:42:25to a metal pole if it's cold enough.
00:42:27Then that's something.
00:42:30I curse your souls, mortals!
00:42:35Boy, somebody sure is a sore loser.
00:42:38That leaves the pussycat, the mouse,
00:42:40and, of course, Grammy.
00:42:42Yes, and here they are.
00:42:47Let's have a word with Grammy.
00:42:49Say, Grammy,
00:42:51I'm sure the folks at home
00:42:53would like to know how you feel
00:42:55about the sports.
00:42:57Well, it's a wonderful competition.
00:43:00It's good for a person
00:43:02to participate in old-fashioned clean...
00:43:05Pulse of fun!
00:43:26Ah!
00:43:28Ha-ha!
00:43:30Ah!
00:43:37Whistle!
00:43:42Squirty!
00:43:44Squirty!
00:43:46Squirty's coming!
00:43:50Ah!
00:43:52Ah!
00:43:55Mr. Pussycat,
00:43:57how are you going to sleep at night
00:43:59after a rotten trick like that?
00:44:05I think he'll sleep just fine, Buzz.
00:44:08Looks like the pussycat is in the lead.
00:44:15Well, it seems we are down
00:44:17to only two competitors now, Biffy.
00:44:20That's right, a cat and a mouse.
00:44:22A predator and the prey.
00:44:24The overdog and the underdog.
00:44:26The eater and the eaten.
00:44:28The big and the small.
00:44:30Okay, Biff, I think we get the idea.
00:44:52Ah!
00:44:54Ah!
00:45:00Ah!
00:45:02Ah!
00:45:04Ah!
00:45:06Ah!
00:45:08Ah!
00:45:10Ah!
00:45:12Ah!
00:45:14Ah!
00:45:16Ah!
00:45:18Ah!
00:45:20Ah!
00:45:26Ah!
00:45:38Ah!
00:45:50Ah!
00:46:12Just take a look at the ratings
00:46:14for the show, sir.
00:46:16Holy cow, they're through the roof!
00:46:18next stop is Australia. Australia, huh? Isn't that where, uh, Motard is from? No, that's
00:46:25Austria, sir. Oh, right. So, how should we have them get there? Well, standard procedure
00:46:31is to fly or sail, sir. You gotta learn how to think out of the box, Irving. But, sir,
00:46:38how else would they get over there? There's an enormous body of water between the Antarctic
00:46:42and Australia. Precisely. You mean... Yes, keep going. Underwater, sir? Bingo! That's
00:46:53the kind of thinking that will keep you out of the mailroom, Irving. The leg of the race
00:46:57between Antarctica and Australia will be held underwater. It'll be a television first. Let's
00:47:04just see how high we can get these ratings to go.
00:48:04Well, I see the mouse, Buzz, but no sign of the pussycat. Wait! His car is there, but
00:48:30the pussycat is not in the vehicle. Oh, and as we all know, the contestant must be in
00:48:36his vehicle in order to stay in the race. Congratulations, Mr. Mouse. You have taken
00:48:44the lead. You're that much closer to owning your very own mansion. Now it's time to modify
00:48:51your vehicle, because the next leg of the race to Australia is taking place... Underwater!
00:49:14Tough break for the pussycat. Yes, cats don't like water at all. Especially this one.
00:49:44Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh,
00:50:13no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh,
00:50:42no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh,
00:51:11no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh,
00:51:40no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh,
00:52:09no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh,
00:52:38no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh,
00:53:07no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh,
00:53:36no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh,
00:54:05no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh,
00:54:34no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh,
00:55:03no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh,
00:55:32no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh,
00:56:01no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh,
00:56:30no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh,
00:56:59no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh,
00:57:28no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh,
00:57:57no!
00:58:27Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no!
00:58:56Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no!
00:59:26Why, you ungrateful little stinker! If it weren't for me, you'd still be at the animal testing laboratory.
00:59:33Have an antiperspirant sprayed in your eyes and drink it. Pint!
00:59:45Geronimo!
00:59:50Open the chute, Squirty. Open the chute!
00:59:55Oh, Squirty, I should have known I should have cut you with a power hammer, you rat!
01:00:25No!
01:00:56Sir, Grammy is out of the race. The Pussycat did her in. It's just him and the mouse now.
01:01:01This whole caper is falling apart. Listen up, Irving. This race is taking too long.
01:01:07The public have the attention span of a cocker spaniel.
01:01:11So you'd better speed up the last leg of this race or your sorry butt goes bye-bye.
01:01:17But, sir, we told the public this race would pass through all the greatest cities in the world.
01:01:22And we haven't even been to Cleveland yet.
01:01:25Irving, the public doesn't want a bunch of pretty cities.
01:01:28They want action. Action and plenty of explosions.
01:01:32Now, I want this race wrapped up in five minutes, Irving, or you'll find yourself sorting mail.
01:01:39Yes, sir.
01:01:47Well, Biff, it looks like the lower life forms have taken the lead.
01:01:51That's right, Buzz-Buzz. And just as well.
01:01:54I think they've done something for the self-esteem of burr-covered animals everywhere.
01:02:01Ah!
01:02:16Tom and Jerry, as the only surviving drivers in our super race,
01:02:21we're giving you two nuclear-powered rocket-car-jet-plane-hovercraft...
01:02:26things.
01:02:30And, uh, there's a teensy change in plans.
01:02:33You've only got five minutes to finish the race.
01:02:38That's right. Once you racers leave Borneo,
01:02:42you'll cross Europe and the Atlantic Ocean to the good old U.S. of A.
01:02:48There, you'll cross the continent to reach the finish line in Hollywood, California.
01:02:54In five minutes!
01:03:01Huh?
01:03:12So, good luck, and may the best lower species win!
01:03:30Ah!
01:04:00Hmm.
01:04:31Ah!
01:04:37Ah!
01:05:01Ah!
01:05:26Ah!
01:05:31Ah!
01:05:39Hmm?
01:05:42Ah!
01:05:58Ah!
01:06:12Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
01:06:18Well, Biffette, we're here at the finish line,
01:06:21where the crowd waits with bated breath to see if the winner will be the cat or the mouse.
01:06:42Ah!
01:06:48Holy smokes, folks!
01:06:50We can hear them heading right this way.
01:06:53They're neck and neck. Isn't that right, Biff?
01:06:56That's right, Bifala.
01:06:58I, too, can hardly speak anything articulate with all this excitement.
01:07:02At those incredible speeds, Biffo,
01:07:04how long do you think it'll take them to reach the finish line?
01:07:08I'm with you, Biffomio.
01:07:10It's hard to form even a simple sentence with all this excitement.
01:07:14But who will win? The cat or the mouse?
01:07:16The feline or the rodent? The pet or the pest?
01:07:18The couch-scratcher or the cheese nibbler?
01:07:20Who, Biff? Who?
01:07:39And here they come, folks.
01:07:41What an incredible final lap, right, Bifferoni?
01:07:44Biffy!
01:08:06And they're a mere five feet from the finish line.
01:08:09And in the lead is Tom!
01:08:11No, Jerry! No, Tom! No, Jerry!
01:08:15Tom!
01:08:16Jerry!
01:08:17Tom!
01:08:18Jerry!
01:08:19Tom!
01:08:20Jer!
01:08:21T!
01:08:22J!
01:08:31It's a tie!
01:08:42Congratulations, boys.
01:08:44I've got good news and bad news.
01:08:46The good news is you've just finished the most spectacular race in history.
01:08:51The bad news is...
01:08:53it's a tie.
01:08:55And your contract says you'll both have to do the race all over again.
01:09:05Huh?
01:09:12Oh!
01:09:14Ah!
01:09:15Oh!
01:09:17Oh!
01:09:19Oh!
01:09:40From now on, Hollywood is going to stand for morality,
01:09:45wholesomeness,
01:09:47good, clean family entertainment.
01:09:51What's gotten into him?
01:09:53We can't have that kind of attitude in Hollywood.
01:10:01Well, today is your lucky day, Irving.
01:10:05Or should I say new head of Globwobbler Studios.
01:10:11Gosh. Head of Globwobbler Studios.
01:10:18Ah!
01:10:38Well, how nice of you to get me a new home since you wrecked my old one.
01:10:44And while we're...
01:10:45Tom!
01:10:46There's that mouse again!
01:10:47Get that mouse out of our house!
01:10:49Well, don't just stand there! Do something!
01:10:52Get going!
01:10:53Come on! Hurry!
01:10:55Oh! Get that mouse out!
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