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00:00Wow, okay, I'm done.
00:06Wait a second, boys. He's white.
00:07I'm sorry, officer. I was just so busy playing League of Legends.
00:10Alright, I've heard enough. Deadly Force authorized.
00:12Oh, fuck.
00:30I wrote a blog post a while ago about why I fucking hate video games.
00:55Because this is what it does. It appeals to the male fantasy.
01:00Fuck this.
01:03I'm a sport mover.
01:04Yes!
01:15Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up!
01:31Salagadoola, menchikaboola, bibbidi-bobbidi-
01:49Go, go, go, go on an adventure. The thingamajig is up and away.
01:55Go, go, go.
02:00The juice is loose.
02:30Oh, my God. A guy wearing a skirt. Such fanboy. Much kawaii.
02:40Nuzzles your bulgy-wulgy. Wow!
02:43Who the fuck are you? How did you get in here?
02:47I'm gonna find my palisade.
03:00Yes.
03:19Rumors that the Germans have set up concentration camps.
03:23Anyone here been camping? Some of you? Yep, some of you.
03:27What's the deal with camping? Spend loads of money to be homeless for a week.
03:32Anyway, genocide.
03:57Time to evil, Jerkoff.
04:06Come to space!
04:13No!
04:17No!
04:20Look at me, squire!
04:27What the-
04:58What the-
05:06Fuck that guy's mom.
05:08Roger that. On my way to fuck that guy's mom.
05:12Mayday, mayday, this fucker got two dads.
05:14Oh, boy, my favorite seat. Uh-oh, uh, excuse me, do you mind?
05:22Dude, this car's ass.
05:27No!
05:30No!
05:33No!
05:36You need the Humminger pedophile. Yeah, yeah.
05:41Yee-haw!
05:44Well, everybody say about the bear.
05:46The bear, the bear, the bear.
05:48The bear is the winner when the bear, bear, bear.
05:50The bear is the winner when the bear, bear, bear.
05:52The bear is the winner when the bear, bear, bear.
05:55The bear is the winner when the bear, bear, bear.
05:57The bear is the winner when the bear, bear, bear.
06:00The bear is the winner when the bear, bear, bear.
06:02The bear is the winner when the bear, bear, bear.
06:04The bear is the winner when the bear, bear, bear.
06:09Everyone, stop firing! We're shooting at our own men!
06:13One more out of four. One more by the bridge.
06:25Nothing brightens a dark room like light from a window.
06:29Time to open the window.
06:31Spy, do you know Candace?
06:33I was pregnant with my mother.
06:39Throwing grenade!
06:43Goddamnit!
06:44Oh, my god.
06:45Oh, my god.
06:46Oh, my god.
06:47Oh, my god.
06:48Oh, my god.
06:49Oh, my god.
06:50Oh, my god.
06:51Oh, my god.
06:52Oh, my god.
06:53Oh, my god.
06:54Oh, my god.
06:55Oh, my god.
06:56Oh, my god.
06:57Oh, my god.
07:06It's perfect!
07:08First I raise your brother.
07:10Now I raise you.
07:13Schimity, my friend!
07:15Oh, no.
07:21Look at you.
07:23the sigmas you've become!
07:25Look at how L-rizzed you are!
07:27How skiminy toileted you are!
07:29You are woke among sussy soyjacks!
07:32I gave you cats in Ohio!
07:34Hohohohoho!
07:36And his justice is served on a silver platter!
08:00What do you mean you lost the baby?
08:05Go find it!
08:06See, Patty, when I was a kid, my grandpa was a great depression survivor, and he wouldn't
08:15waste any amount of food, so he taught me I had to eat the apple core, and I started
08:22eating the whole apple in grade school, and the kids called me horse boy.
08:26Did the kids stop at any point since day one?
08:31Nay.
08:32They did not.
08:39Daddy.
08:42What?
08:43I'm so late.
08:57Ah, you surprised me.
09:04Coming with direction and magnitude.
09:06Oh yeah!
09:07I'm gonna cut your fucking nuts off!
09:10So to protect the baby and prevent it from eating a pod, the box deploys a 30,000 volt
09:15taser.
09:16John, you can see the problem here.
09:24No one can hear you.
09:25Oh yeah, land of the free!
09:26So why can't I rinse my eyeballs in the Burger King soda that's meant for-
09:27Fuck, you're attractive.
09:28I'm a minor.
09:29Don't leave too soon, cause my world is clouds of grey.
09:30I'm a minor.
09:31I'm a minor.
09:32I'm a minor.
09:33I'm a minor.
09:34I'm a minor.
09:35I'm a minor.
09:36I'm a minor.
09:37I'm a minor.
09:38I'm a minor.
09:39I'm a minor.
09:40I'm a minor.
09:41I'm a minor.
09:42I'm a minor.
09:43I'm a minor.
09:44I'm a minor.
09:45I'm a minor.
09:46I'm a minor.
09:47I'm a minor.
09:48I'm a minor.
09:49Don't leave too soon, cause my world is clouds of grey.
09:53When you're halfway to L.A., I say-
09:57Racism!
09:58Let's do that shit, huh?
09:59Come on, if you're racist and you know it, clap your hands!
10:02What the fu-
10:20A sample of fuel depletion initiated.
10:24Falcon 3-0.
10:25In pursuit.
10:26We're away.
10:27Impact.
10:28Some folks have always made the way to plan.
10:31Ooh, the red, white and blue.
10:34To win the fair trade.
10:35Hey!
10:36Hey!
10:37Hey!
10:38I'm a minor.
10:39I'm a minor.
10:40I'm a minor.
10:41I'm a minor.
10:42I'm a minor.
10:43I'm a minor.
10:44I'm a minor.
10:45I'm a minor.
10:46I'm a minor.
10:47I'm a minor.
10:48Hey, look in the trees, ooh, that boy's a candidate, you know
10:54Lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil
10:58You know, they send people here, they send people to work at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza
11:03Great establishment, I mean, no really, it's the best, they do
11:06They send people to work here and the animatronics, they walk around at night
11:10And, you see, they don't tell you that, Bonnie won't tell you that
11:13But they do, they walk around at night and not only do they do that, but they actually jump scare you
11:18And this is what they do, you see it, they jump scare you
11:21And it's actually disgraceful, it's truly disgraceful
11:24How did you hear about us?
11:26Monster, newspaper, other
11:38With love, Sir Siren
11:39Oh, shit, for real?
11:43No, no, no, no, no
12:02You can run like a rabbit, fly like a bee
12:04No matter what you do, you'll never get away from me before I
12:14You can run like a rabbit, fly like a bee
12:19Stick some iron in your mouth and pull the trigger
12:43Yo-yo, yo-yo, yo-yo, yo-yo
12:45Yo-yo, yo-yo, yo-yo, yo-yo
12:47Yo-yo, yo-yo, yo-yo, yo-yo
12:49Yo-yo, yo-yo, yo-yo, yo-yo
12:51Yo-yo, yo-yo, yo-yo, yo-yo
12:55How you doing?
12:59Wait a minute, wait a minute
13:13How you doing?
13:30I can't wait for the weekend to begin
13:35I can't wait for the weekend to begin
13:41It's a wonderful day for pie
13:44You can ask all the birds in the sky
13:48And
13:49I gotta go, hold on
13:50Coach
13:51Coach
13:52Coach
13:53Coach
13:54Coach
13:55Coach
13:56Coach
13:57Coach
13:58Coach
13:59Coach
14:00Coach
14:02That's cool
14:23You may have the golden deal, but I got the home plate exterminator
14:31You may have the golden deal, but I got the home plate exterminator
14:41Heavenly, we fall out of line, out of line
14:44I thought anyone
14:46Down into the deep
14:47Who knows what we'll find beneath
14:49Diamonds, rubies, gold and more
14:51Hidden in the mansion store
15:02Hey, is that legal?
15:05Those level four plates?
15:07Yeah, we need to go
15:09Think a spaceship is just gonna appear out of the blue?
15:11Are you kidding?
15:32Sonic, you gotta help me, man
15:48What the fuck did I do wrong?
15:51Tell me
15:52Let's go gambling
15:54Aw, dang it
15:55Aw, dang it
15:56Aw, dang it
15:57Aw, dang it
15:58Aw, dang it
15:59Aw, dang it
16:00Aw, dang it
16:01Aw, dang it
16:02Aw, dang it
16:03Don't mess with the sea life
16:05See you later, stinky
16:07Now I got the information that I needed
16:09Now I have to break your neck
16:12It's just the way it is
16:14No, you're still holding on
16:16Let go
16:17Boys, it's fucking freezing
16:19Look at that, how cold is that?
16:23Jesus Christ
16:26Merrily we fall out of line, out of line
16:32We've been tricked, we've been backstabbed
16:35And we've been quite possibly bamboozled
16:38For what is a man?
16:43What has he got?
16:55What?
17:04What?
17:08What?
17:19What?
17:22Uh
17:25Oh, there we go. Bro forgot he was a 2016.
17:34Hey champ, that's really interesting. Next time, keep it to yourself.
17:55No more ears, I want it painted black. No colors anymore, I want them to turn black.
18:13For the grace, for the might of the Lord. For the home of the holy.
18:18For the faith, for the will of the soul. Give the right soul only. For the great...
18:25For the love of the Lord.
18:40There buddy, it's all yours.
18:43Wow!
18:44I see a way to earth, I want it painted black.
18:55This bubble of air is 20 million years old.
19:25You