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00:00Frozen in a time and space divine, but how could the universe survive?
00:21Dark daughters of the twenty-fourth and one-half century
00:30Protecting the powerless and the weak
00:37Dark daughters, his mighty tyranny
00:43In the twenty-fourth and one-half century
01:14Captain, what's wrong with that ship?
01:19I'm afraid there's a problem, Captain.
01:21A problem?
01:22It looks like Fong lost his penultimate.
01:24That's right, titan!
01:26But then I'll have to satisfy myself with beef and broccoli.
01:29I understand.
01:30And don't forget to order those crispy croquettes.
01:33Patrolling the official border would be terrible without delivery from China.
01:44China
01:48Hmm, very strange.
01:50Is that food from China?
01:54I don't think Fong changed the packaging again.
01:57No, Captain. Those things appeared on the ship themselves.
02:00And I've never seen anything like it.
02:02Secure the room with the evaporator.
02:14What's going on?
02:27Titan!
02:36What's going on?
02:40Oh, no!
02:43Oh!
02:48We have to warn Earth.
02:50Oh!
03:07I'll take this asteroid and all its mineral wealth on behalf of Mars.
03:13Isn't that a beautiful sight?
03:15Oh!
03:17Get lost, Marshall!
03:19I'll take this asteroid on behalf of Earth!
03:21Too late! I saw it first!
03:23Oh, don't! Here, eat a plushie!
03:28Listen, Frrka!
03:29The text of the agreement, who's his girlfriend first, is absolutely clear!
03:33Unfortunately, he's right.
03:35Give me that thing!
03:38If I stay in that piece of paper for a long time,
03:41maybe he'll think I can read.
03:46I'd like to know if he reads the agreement at all.
03:50Who's he trying to fool?
03:52I know he returned those books for reading that I gave him for Christmas.
03:58I found a hole in the law!
04:03Why are you honking now?
04:05I can't respect the hole!
04:07What did you say, you devil?
04:11Well, I have a cream on the ship that will solve that problem.
04:16Ha-ha-ha! My secret cream set!
04:19It's hard to hit it with this move.
04:24But you hit it well!
04:27You see what I found?
04:29A pair of smelly sneakers.
04:31And they belong to the smelly Marshall.
04:34Now you're falling, Igor!
04:36No!
04:37What's the matter, kid? Are you afraid of heights?
04:39My father once held me over the balcony
04:41to impress the paparazzi and promoters.
04:44To impress the paparazzi and promoters?
04:46Oh, boy.
04:49Did you fall for me?
04:51I've had enough! Give me back my smelly set!
04:55Go away, you coward!
04:58Hey, you're really afraid of heights.
05:00This won't end well.
05:15Help!
05:28What's that?
05:30I think we've discovered some kind of unidentified element.
05:34I think it's that enchanted magic stone.
05:37Listen to me, you powerful stone,
05:39because I am your new master!
05:45Captain, you didn't listen to the stone!
05:58This is not good.
06:00Captain Long's ship is dangerously close to the Marshall's border.
06:04Report to the Protectorate ship.
06:07I repeat, report!
06:10Captain Long,
06:11your ship has left the course and gone into the Marshall's territory.
06:14Captain Long!
06:19Oh, no!
06:21Halt!
06:22Captain, is there anyone else on the ship?
06:25Oh, this is very bad.
06:27Very, very, very bad!
06:34This is the satellite with an urgent call for the Marshall's Queen.
06:38Are you aware that your ship has entered the Marshall's territory?
06:42This is the second dispute that the Earth has crossed today.
06:45You don't have to insult me, Your Majesty.
06:47The Earth would never consciously cross a dispute.
06:50Play the video.
06:55I warn you, we will take your ship.
06:59Dear, don't, Your Majesty.
07:01That ship is infected with Hado.
07:05Oh, Ignatius.
07:07You never knew how to lie.
07:12Commander, we have permission to attack the Protectorate ship.
07:15Launch the attack team!
07:37Follow me, people.
07:40In accordance with the orders of the Marshall's Kingdom...
07:47Fall back!
07:49Let's get out of here.
08:05We have confirmed that one of the infected ships has entered the Earth.
08:08And the other one has entered the Marshall.
08:10We can't let this spread.
08:12Call all units!
08:14Shut up! I've got you!
08:16C-C-C-C-C-Captain, I've just received a message from Earth.
08:20One excuse to stop the fight.
08:22An important message for Your Majesty.
08:25Return to Mars immediately.
08:27Hado is spreading rapidly.
08:29Who knows what's written in mine.
08:47Look, there's a shooting star!
08:51Let's go see where I landed.
08:58What kind of ship is that?
09:10We're getting reports from all over the world.
09:12Beijing, New York, Rio de Janeiro.
09:14The whole planet is turning into...
09:21Shut the doors!
09:24We're trapped on Earth!
09:27We have to get out of here!
09:33Hello, people!
09:35And lubricate those sharks a little bit.
09:37They're getting on my nerves.
09:39Hey, how did you get through Hado without getting hurt?
09:42I don't know.
09:43But no one is immune to...
09:47Hado!
09:49No, no, no, no, no!
09:54Doctor, I've received your message.
09:56Excuse me for being late.
09:57The streets are full of lunatics.
10:02Dear citizens of Utah.
10:07I've never seen you so well-dressed before.
10:10By the way, you look so serious and gloomy.
10:12What do you mean gloomy?
10:14What are you doing here?
10:15I'm hanging out with my friend, Doctor...
10:19What's going on?
10:21People!
10:23Get him off me!
10:24Get him off me!
10:25Get away from me!
10:26You and your...
10:27No!
10:28No!
10:33We have to get out of here.
10:35We're all infected with Hado.
10:38I agree.
10:42No, no!
10:43Get away from me!
10:48Hado!
10:50I've scanned all the continents.
10:51And it seems we're the only two continents that haven't been hit by Hado.
10:55Are you sure?
10:56It doesn't look like it.
10:58We're fine, Captain.
10:59I just want to know why.
11:00Me too.
11:02Because Mars conquered that Hado.
11:05Maybe we should have exposed them all with that magic stone.
11:08Do you always have to be stupid?
11:11Maybe it's not like that.
11:12Maybe that strange radiation gave us some kind of immunity.
11:15Who knows?
11:16Aha, aha.
11:17Who's stupid now?
11:19Stupid people.
11:20Then the three of us should join forces,
11:22save our planet,
11:24and get rid of that crazy friend.
11:28A few hours later...
11:32So if we hit that mineral under the exact same angle...
11:35Immune radiation will come out and we'll catch it in that vortex.
11:39It won't be easy.
11:40Let's start the procedure.
11:52It didn't ignite.
11:53Ignite it harder!
11:55I hear and hear.
12:00It ignited!
12:01I'm activating the immune vortex.
12:06Now we could hit Mother Earth and free our people.
12:10We?
12:11Us?
12:12You won't.
12:13We're the enemy.
12:15But you won't.
12:16We'll have to work together.
12:18We have to form a team.
12:20Team work is the only way.
12:23Yes, team.
12:24But more than a team,
12:26a family!
12:27I'll be the father,
12:28you can be the mother,
12:30and you can be the child.
12:31A small, happy family!
12:34Let's start with the team,
12:36and see how it goes.
12:38Why does Captain Frrk always try to drag me down?
12:49Here's Mother Earth's ship.
12:51So, are we ready, family?
12:54Didn't we say we'd be the team first?
12:56Okay, so we're the family.
13:21Now let's find Mother Earth.
13:24I'm ready.
13:25Me too.
13:26Oh, yeah.
13:29That's Mother Earth!
13:34This is starting to look like a fashion show, you know.
13:37It would be a shame to add another sound engine.
13:44Let's get closer.
13:45I have an idea!
13:47Are you sure it's going to fire?
13:49I've already seen it in action.
13:50Have you?
13:51Where?
13:52Some wizard from Oz.
13:53Who's that?
13:55He was one of the greatest war tactics of all time.
13:58And who's the wizard?
14:00That was Oz.
14:08No harm done.
14:10This is a tribute.
14:16Greetings, gentlemen.
14:18We have the greatest victory ahead of us.
14:20You and the Free Corps will be under our control.
14:24I'd give my ass every time I heard an evil tyrant say that.
14:29Now, with the only forces of Earth and Mars,
14:33the invasion of the Sun is possible.
14:37This is both crazy and brilliant.
14:39A signal for the beginning of the invasion of the Sun
14:41is already sent to our brothers on Earth and Mars
14:44with the help of these evil warriors!
14:48Attack the Sun!
14:49Attack the Sun!
14:51Attack the Sun!
14:53One solid system is under attack!
14:58I have an idea, but we have to hurry.
15:01We'll attach an immune shield to that warrior
15:05and send an antidote to our planet.
15:07One of us has to climb to the top of this tower
15:10to achieve perfect triangulation.
15:13And the others have to find the main command
15:16and increase the power of the signal.
15:18We can do that, but you'll have to climb on top of the tower
15:21and attach an immune shield.
15:23But I... I'm afraid of heights.
15:26Listen, old man.
15:28The fall has set us up.
15:30We've been trampled on.
15:32And we're not doing very well.
15:34This is the bottom of the ninth circle.
15:36And it's all because of you.
15:38That's why you have to climb up to those heights
15:41and be afraid.
15:42You're terribly afraid.
15:44But you'll do it for Flipper.
15:47For Flipper!
15:50That's Flipper.
15:53He's down.
15:55And now we'll find the command.
15:59You'll feel the heat in your head
16:02when you're down.
16:06Watch out, little one.
16:07You almost got me.
16:11You can't hide from me, Flipper.
16:14Spread your legs a little
16:16and hold on to that gun, Flipper.
16:18Get out, get out.
16:19I won't give it to you.
16:21See?
16:22You scared me, Flipper.
16:28And now, command.
16:32I'm almost there.
16:37I did it!
16:40What are you going to do now?
16:41Are you going to climb up there?
16:44No, to tell you the truth, I came here to...
16:47to dance.
16:58Stop it, Flipper.
16:59They're just making fun of me.
17:02No.
17:08Command.
17:21I did it!
17:23And now I'm going to kiss you.
17:27Oh, no.
17:28Tell me.
17:30If I can't get you out of my head,
17:32I'll kill you.
17:33No, no, no.
17:34That sounds a little too much to me.
17:36Bye-bye, loser.
17:38Why would Gene Kelly do that?
17:44I have to dance for him.
17:51And now I'm going to fix your immune system.
17:54Just a little bit more.
17:56What a shame.
17:57My head is all wrinkled up.
17:59C-Captain Flipper!
18:01Where are you, Captain?
18:04I'm here, kid.
18:05Did you get stronger?
18:07Not really.
18:08Hurry up, Captain, hurry up!
18:10But I can't.
18:11The roads are...
18:13I don't know how to read.
18:14Captain, why did you return those cassettes?
18:18When I learned all the songs,
18:20I replaced them with fish for cheese.
18:22You learned the songs?
18:24Yes, very well.
18:25With the words,
18:26B-C-D-E-F-E-C-T-I-N-G.
18:27When you pronounce those words,
18:29you create this.
18:31If you know all 30 verses,
18:33you should be able to read them.
18:34Just pronounce them.
18:37C-C-C-T-A-V-Y.
18:40T-T-T-A-V-Y?
18:41T-T-T-O.
18:42That's great, Captain.
18:44P-L-O-L-O-G.
18:48P-L-O-L-O-G?
18:49I know!
18:50I know!
18:51I know.
18:52You're wrong!
18:54That's right.
18:55Immune radiation is being sent to the receiver.
18:58The rest is up to you, Frk.
19:00For more power,
19:01use the regular buttons
19:03to turn off the nuclear power generators.
19:06Hurry, Captain, we're running out of time!
19:09We've already run out of time.
19:15Put the lever in the ON position.
19:23All Protectorate Captains,
19:25begin the invasion of the sun.
19:34No, no, no.
19:35Forget about the invasion of the sun.
19:43The invasion of the sun is cancelled.
19:54The invasion of the sun is cancelled.
19:58They really did it.
20:03Listen, Jura,
20:04I think we've been ambushed
20:06by some alien scum.
20:08Yeah,
20:09that's from that director
20:11we killed, Steff.
20:14The Avengers
20:22Bob, do you know why we're all the same?
20:25Hurray!
20:26They did it!
20:27I'll show you!
20:30Evil enemies!
20:43Maybe I should catch a rat.
20:50Ladies and gentlemen,
20:52we have gathered here in honor of the saviors of the Earth and Mars,
20:56without whom our people would be destroyed.
21:02I think we have learned some valuable lessons today
21:05about how to overcome fear
21:07and the value of good education.
21:10That's right, kids, go to school,
21:13don't talk back to your elders,
21:15and always be afraid to the end,
21:18because whether you are good or bad,
21:20one day you will be just like me.