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00:00:00So, that table is a rental, actually, though it'll probably be repossessed.
00:00:11There is nothing wrong with the demo code.
00:00:13I have gone over it half a dozen times in the last few days.
00:00:18I just spoke to our baggers.
00:00:19They put the next drawdown on hold, so we figure out what went wrong.
00:00:23Not to harsh the vibe, but we could have been hacked.
00:00:26Hacked?
00:00:27Yeah, so most of our engineers have given their two-week notice.
00:00:32If we were hacked, then the underlying tech is good, so we just need to beef up the security
00:00:36and then prove it to them.
00:00:38So, is that like a five-minute thing?
00:00:40A five-day thing?
00:00:41Is there anything we can be doing to help besides sitting on our asses waiting?
00:00:44I can't do anything until we can update our servers.
00:00:48That costs.
00:00:49And we need a team for that.
00:00:51You mean the one that's quitting?
00:00:54There's gotta be a way.
00:01:02You know I can see you guys.
00:01:04What's going on here?
00:01:06I'm not calling them.
00:01:07Them?
00:01:08Who's them?
00:01:09It's a long story.
00:01:10Mira has an inheritance in India.
00:01:11Guess it's not that long of a story.
00:01:13Great!
00:01:14Go call them!
00:01:15It's not that simple.
00:01:16She can't get it unless she's married to an Indian guy.
00:01:18Yeah, she was gonna get married years ago, but then she ran away from it.
00:01:22On her wedding day.
00:01:23I'm gonna let that bit out.
00:01:24You know, I knew a runaway bride.
00:01:25I am not a runaway bride.
00:01:28We're running out of time.
00:01:29I've gotta go talk to the accountants.
00:01:35Mira, it's worth a shot.
00:01:38Okay?
00:01:39There's nothing to lose except for what?
00:01:41Pride?
00:01:42Right?
00:01:48Fine.
00:01:49I don't know what I'm gonna tell them.
00:01:54Kavita, come along.
00:01:55Mira's calling.
00:01:56What?
00:01:57What's she calling for?
00:01:58She barely talks to us.
00:01:59I don't know, but I'm answering it.
00:02:00Come.
00:02:05Hi, Uncle.
00:02:07Aunty.
00:02:08How are you both?
00:02:10You still alive?
00:02:11Stop it.
00:02:13Hello, beta.
00:02:14So good to see you.
00:02:16You too.
00:02:18Nelson, the reason that I'm calling is because I have...
00:02:24I've missed you.
00:02:26And I'm hopeful that we can have a fresh start.
00:02:30I have been thinking about how much I want us to be closer.
00:02:38That's it.
00:02:39Why is that?
00:02:41I need a little tiny bit of cash.
00:02:44A little cash.
00:02:46Ah.
00:02:47So.
00:02:49You are calling us because you want us to bail you out.
00:02:52After barely talking to us for years.
00:02:54After leaving your room stranded at the altar.
00:02:56After saying...
00:02:57I was wrong.
00:02:58And you...
00:03:00You were right.
00:03:03I'm sorry, I didn't hear that.
00:03:04Can you run that by me again?
00:03:06You were right.
00:03:07And it would be great if I could get my inheritance if you can't loan me anything.
00:03:13Well, I didn't write the will.
00:03:15You know, my sister only entrusted us with it.
00:03:17You can overwrite it, right?
00:03:20No.
00:03:21You know, there are many things I didn't agree with my sister on.
00:03:23But she was extremely explicit about this part.
00:03:26Also, beta.
00:03:27Your mom didn't want you to be alone.
00:03:29You must be married to satisfy the terms of the trust.
00:03:33Maybe you can do something?
00:03:36I can't.
00:03:38Ah.
00:03:39Okay.
00:03:40Hey, uncle.
00:03:42Okay, if I may just advocate for Meera here.
00:03:45You need to advocate for yourself first.
00:03:47For the last four months, I've been sending you good morning messages every single morning.
00:03:50And not a peep out of you.
00:03:52I expect a little bit better from my nephew.
00:03:54Meera can advocate for herself.
00:03:56Well, the reason that I'm actually calling is because I...
00:04:01I'm married.
00:04:03Yeah, yeah.
00:04:04I'm married to an Indian guy.
00:04:06And you are going to love him.
00:04:09Whoa.
00:04:11That's splendid news, Meera.
00:04:14Why weren't we invited for the wedding?
00:04:18I wanted it to be a surprise.
00:04:22Surprise!
00:04:25When did this happen?
00:04:26Oh, a few months ago.
00:04:29Lovely.
00:04:30We are so thrilled for you.
00:04:32What lovely?
00:04:33We haven't met them yet.
00:04:35What's this boy's name?
00:04:36Oh, auntie.
00:04:37Don't get bogged down in the details.
00:04:39I will tell you later.
00:04:40Question.
00:04:42Do you just want me to send you a picture?
00:04:44Or...
00:04:46Can you take my word for it?
00:04:52No, dear. It's not so simple.
00:04:54We are talking about a lot of money here.
00:04:56So you need to come home with the husband.
00:04:58Show us the marriage certificate.
00:05:00Sign paperwork with the lawyers.
00:05:01And then, and only then, will you have your money.
00:05:04Don't worry. We'll arrange everything.
00:05:05You just get here within a week.
00:05:08Because we are going on holiday soon.
00:05:09Call me tomorrow.
00:05:10We'll discuss this.
00:05:11Bye, dear.
00:05:12Love you.
00:05:16How the hell am I going to find a fake husband in a week?
00:05:22Hello, how are you?
00:05:23All good?
00:05:24Yeah, that's great.
00:05:27Auntie.
00:05:28I love your daughter.
00:05:31This is probably how your aunt and uncle felt looking at proposals.
00:05:34Yes.
00:05:38Rakesh Pillai.
00:05:40Rakesh Pillai.
00:05:42Okay.
00:05:43Do not worry.
00:05:44Your fake future husband is out there.
00:05:48Maybe.
00:05:49Hi.
00:05:50A little more, okay?
00:05:52Okay.
00:05:53Just give me a moment to internalize.
00:06:04You messed with the wrong woman, auntie.
00:06:08Next.
00:06:11On the beat.
00:06:13The main state of Mumbai.
00:06:15I ran.
00:06:16Killing makes money, but it's not fun.
00:06:18I had me some roomies, but they got shot with a gun.
00:06:21Yeah, bro.
00:06:22Are you okay?
00:06:24Peace.
00:06:25Namaskar, baby.
00:06:26My name is...
00:06:28George.
00:06:29Hey.
00:06:30You're a white guy.
00:06:31I just have one small requirement.
00:06:32Yeah.
00:06:33Actually, I'm married.
00:06:35And I have six children.
00:06:38No.
00:06:39Sorry.
00:06:52That's it?
00:06:53We can try again.
00:06:54Do another casting.
00:06:55I think the polyamorous father of six is your best bet,
00:06:58given your near spinsterhood.
00:07:00So, shall I block his dates?
00:07:02The more I think about the back end of the code,
00:07:04something is wrong.
00:07:05Mira, focus.
00:07:06Fake husband.
00:07:07Oh, honey, don't touch your face like that.
00:07:08It's only going to make you break out,
00:07:09and you don't want that for tonight.
00:07:11What's tonight?
00:07:12The 30 under 30 cocktail reception.
00:07:14No, what?
00:07:15No, no, no, no, no.
00:07:16I can't go to that.
00:07:17They're going to know I'm a fraud.
00:07:19The whole industry is full of frauds, okay?
00:07:21So, how about you go full Elizabeth Holmes on them
00:07:23and get that money?
00:07:26Mm-hmm.
00:07:37I feel like everyone can see right through me.
00:07:41You better shove that imposter syndrome right up your...
00:07:44I mean, you're a genius coder,
00:07:46and you care about the people you help.
00:07:48You've created a deeply impactful company.
00:07:51And one that's about to be sued
00:07:52by the most important investor in the city.
00:07:54Details.
00:07:56I see some feisty hunks by the shrimp.
00:07:59Let's go get that bread.
00:08:04Can I get a Manhattan, please?
00:08:06And could you move those peanut allergy?
00:08:12Is there a cherry shortage?
00:08:14You already have three on there.
00:08:18I don't.
00:08:25Wow, rookie.
00:08:26Can't even hold your cherries.
00:08:28So funny, except I could have died.
00:08:30Well, you know, honestly,
00:08:31that probably would have been salvation
00:08:32from all these investor types.
00:08:34Shit, Silas.
00:08:39You okay?
00:08:40I'm so, so good.
00:08:42Do you mind staying right there
00:08:43and blocking me from that angle?
00:08:46I'm Rama, by the way.
00:08:48Mira.
00:08:50So, Mira.
00:08:51What are we hiding from?
00:08:53The bringer of darkness,
00:08:54leader of worlds,
00:08:56comma soul crusher.
00:08:57He's on your six o'clock.
00:08:59Wow, tense.
00:09:00So, what brings you here?
00:09:02Wow, pulling out all the classics.
00:09:05I am on the list.
00:09:06Oh, what a coincidence.
00:09:07Oh, my.
00:09:08What are the odds?
00:09:09What do you do?
00:09:10I run a company called Dinner Time.
00:09:12The celebrity chef thing.
00:09:13I've used it.
00:09:14Oh, you're the one.
00:09:16How'd you get all the chefs on board?
00:09:18Let me guess,
00:09:19threaten them with hours of banter.
00:09:21You know what?
00:09:22Close, but no.
00:09:23My parents wanted me to do
00:09:24that stereotypical Indian thing,
00:09:25you know, become a lawyer or a doctor
00:09:26or take over the bank.
00:09:28But I wanted to do something else.
00:09:30I know the feeling.
00:09:31I love to cook,
00:09:32and I was a chef for a while.
00:09:33Made a lot of great friends,
00:09:34celebrity ones.
00:09:35And I guess I just realized
00:09:36that I would never be as good as them.
00:09:38So, I did the next best thing,
00:09:39Dinner Time.
00:09:41Might have been easier
00:09:42just to do the Indian thing.
00:09:43You know what?
00:09:44Honestly, it probably would have,
00:09:45but I guess life has a funny way
00:09:46of making other plans.
00:09:49What about you?
00:09:50What's your 30 out of 30
00:09:51claim to fame?
00:09:52Oh, well,
00:09:53I don't know.
00:09:54I don't know.
00:09:56What's your 30 out of 30
00:09:57claim to fame?
00:09:58Oh, well,
00:09:59mine is an app
00:10:00that erases your past.
00:10:02Wow.
00:10:03You know,
00:10:04I could honestly use that.
00:10:05I had this awful hairstyle
00:10:06back in college.
00:10:07Shaggy hair
00:10:08with blonde highlights.
00:10:09Yeah, there's photos
00:10:10on Facebook.
00:10:11It's pretty bad.
00:10:12He's gone, by the way.
00:10:13Who is?
00:10:14Silas Averly.
00:10:15I'm assuming that was
00:10:16your eater of worlds.
00:10:17You know him.
00:10:18Yeah, he's one of my investors.
00:10:19Of course he is.
00:10:20Here.
00:10:22Uh, excuse me a moment.
00:10:26Who's that?
00:10:28Oh,
00:10:29the creator of Dinnertime.
00:10:30Oh.
00:10:31He's cute.
00:10:32What about him?
00:10:34What about him what?
00:10:35Fake husband.
00:10:36Uh,
00:10:37dude, no, no.
00:10:38He has a job.
00:10:39Did you ask him?
00:10:40Of course not.
00:10:41I'll ask him.
00:10:42No.
00:10:43Don't do that.
00:10:44Okay.
00:10:45Hello, Mira.
00:10:47Silas.
00:10:49What a wonderful surprise.
00:10:50Um,
00:10:51what are you doing here?
00:10:52Well, obviously,
00:10:53I'm 30 under 30 alumni.
00:10:54But now I'm a mentor.
00:10:56Of course you are.
00:10:59I'm glad you're here.
00:11:00Really?
00:11:02Saves me the trouble
00:11:03of having to serve you at home.
00:11:07Serve you at home.
00:11:09The papers.
00:11:10This is your cue
00:11:11to give her the papers.
00:11:14Consider yourself
00:11:16served.
00:11:18Have a wonderful night.
00:11:22Mira.
00:11:24I hear you're looking
00:11:25for a fake husband.
00:11:27He said yes.
00:11:31Are,
00:11:32are you serious?
00:11:34We can't
00:11:35pay you much or...
00:11:36Oh, no.
00:11:37You don't,
00:11:38you don't have to pay me anything.
00:11:39I go to India
00:11:40every couple years.
00:11:41Maybe this will just
00:11:42spice it up a little bit.
00:11:43You have no idea
00:11:44how much you'd be helping me out.
00:11:45I,
00:11:46and if
00:11:47you met my family,
00:11:49you'd have enough spice
00:11:50for a couple of trips.
00:11:51Sounds like a deal.
00:11:53Honestly,
00:11:54this is how I imagined
00:11:55my wedding would always be.
00:11:56Fake wedding.
00:11:57Married.
00:11:58Of course.
00:11:59Yes.
00:12:00Straight on the up and up.
00:12:01Except for the lying
00:12:02and the fakery.
00:12:03Except for the lying
00:12:04and the fakery.
00:12:05Of course.
00:12:06Oh, my God.
00:12:07I have a lot to do.
00:12:08I have to tell my boyfriend
00:12:09that I have a fake husband?
00:12:10Okay.
00:12:11I will see you all later.
00:12:12Leslie,
00:12:13please.
00:12:14Thanks.
00:12:15Oh, boy.
00:12:23This is the weirdest
00:12:24breakup ever.
00:12:25This isn't a breakup.
00:12:26It's,
00:12:27you said that
00:12:28you would support me, right?
00:12:29Like,
00:12:30ABS or whatever.
00:12:31So,
00:12:32am I supposed to hang out
00:12:33with you and your fake husband?
00:12:35Is it like a threesome thing?
00:12:37What?
00:12:38No.
00:12:39I'm confused.
00:12:40I'll be back
00:12:41in like a week.
00:12:45Oh, yo.
00:12:47The Cirque group chat
00:12:48is going off.
00:12:49Jebediah,
00:12:50the tightrope guy,
00:12:51needs a sub.
00:12:53Sub for tonight.
00:12:54Don't injure your junk
00:12:55unless it's in the bunk.
00:12:57That's what I always say.
00:12:59Right, Mira?
00:13:04Uh, Don?
00:13:05Hey, what's up?
00:13:06Silas offered to drop the charges
00:13:07if we sell our tech to him.
00:13:08No.
00:13:09No, no, no.
00:13:10No, we can't do that.
00:13:11We can't?
00:13:12That is definitely off the table.
00:13:13We're running out of options, Mira.
00:13:16Okay.
00:13:17Bye.
00:13:22Bye.
00:13:49Okay,
00:13:50what was Mira state champion of
00:13:51in high school?
00:13:52Debate.
00:13:53She's so annoying to argue with.
00:13:54Debate.
00:13:55Debate is for sure.
00:13:56Correct.
00:13:57Yeah, no brainer.
00:13:58Uh, Tamira,
00:13:59are you there?
00:14:00Can you hear me?
00:14:01Don wants to give the company
00:14:02to Silas.
00:14:03What?
00:14:04It's the only way
00:14:05he'll drop the lawsuit.
00:14:07Well,
00:14:08that brought the mood down.
00:14:10You have the fake
00:14:11marriage certificate, right?
00:14:13Uh, no.
00:14:14I think that's in your bag.
00:14:15Oh, oh, right, right.
00:14:17Thanks again for doing this.
00:14:18Hey, it's great.
00:14:19Really, your favorite color
00:14:20or are you just being Kachurian?
00:14:22Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:14:23Just remember the plan.
00:14:24Oh, and share enough
00:14:25so that, you know,
00:14:26they know that you know me.
00:14:30Are you,
00:14:31are you okay with the boundaries?
00:14:32Because, you know,
00:14:33that's a fun thing.
00:14:34Okay, no, we're just friends.
00:14:35It's okay.
00:14:36I don't want anything
00:14:37serious anyway.
00:14:40Great.
00:14:41Me neither.
00:14:51Here goes nothing.
00:14:53Oh, yeah? How much?
00:14:54Three hundred.
00:14:56Three...
00:14:57Wait.
00:14:58That's something I want to give you.
00:15:01What's this?
00:15:03It's a ring.
00:15:04You know,
00:15:05to add authenticity
00:15:06to your elaborate
00:15:07and well-thought-out plan.
00:15:08Wow.
00:15:10But I,
00:15:11I didn't get you.
00:15:12That's okay.
00:15:13When I realized that,
00:15:14I just grabbed a band
00:15:15of the duty-free.
00:15:16I'm simple.
00:15:21He's simple.
00:15:23There's nothing simple
00:15:24about that ring.
00:15:34Suresh Kaka.
00:15:35Meera Beeti.
00:15:39I missed you.
00:15:40I missed you too.
00:15:43This is Suresh Kaka.
00:15:45He's worked with my aunt and uncle
00:15:46since I can remember.
00:15:48Suresh Kaka.
00:15:50He's basically family.
00:15:52I'll take your bags.
00:15:53Okay.
00:15:54Now listen.
00:15:55I know I told you that
00:15:56my aunt can be very cold,
00:15:57so don't expect
00:15:58like a warm welcome.
00:15:59Honestly, I'd be surprised
00:16:00if she even acknowledged you.
00:16:02Here you are.
00:16:05Aunty.
00:16:07Welcome.
00:16:08Welcome.
00:16:09Welcome everyone.
00:16:11Hi.
00:16:12Hi.
00:16:14Here's Rama.
00:16:15Namaste.
00:16:16I'm Rama.
00:16:18Welcome to the family.
00:16:20What a lovely boy.
00:16:21He knows how to
00:16:22respect his elders.
00:16:23Puru, you are looking
00:16:24rather American.
00:16:26Oh.
00:16:27You're liking what you see,
00:16:28Aunty?
00:16:29Welcome.
00:16:31Uncle.
00:16:32You must be Meera's friend,
00:16:33the lovely Leslie.
00:16:35Yes, that is me.
00:16:36I am the lovely Leslie.
00:16:39Welcome.
00:16:40Our home is your home.
00:16:41Please, come on in.
00:16:42Everyone.
00:16:43Okay, perfect.
00:16:44They're fantastic.
00:16:49Welcome home.
00:16:50Come, come sit.
00:16:51We'll get the luggage in.
00:16:52Wow.
00:16:53You didn't tell me
00:16:54you left a mansion.
00:16:55That was really dumb.
00:16:56Really.
00:16:57Oh, wow.
00:16:59Now, I want to know
00:17:00everything about Rama.
00:17:02And why you didn't
00:17:03invite us to the wedding.
00:17:05Or didn't even tell us.
00:17:07Please,
00:17:08forgive us, Aunty.
00:17:10Right.
00:17:12Please, forgive us.
00:17:13It's actually entirely
00:17:14my fault.
00:17:15Meera is
00:17:16completely innocent here.
00:17:17We got married in a hurry
00:17:18because of what Panditji
00:17:19told us.
00:17:21Oh?
00:17:24What did he say?
00:17:26Well, he told us
00:17:27it's a very auspicious time
00:17:28to get married.
00:17:29Mahashubh Muharrat.
00:17:30Saturn, Jupiter, Mars, Venus,
00:17:32Sun and Moon
00:17:33and the stars
00:17:34were all aligned.
00:17:36Of course,
00:17:37I refused and said
00:17:38that I will not get married
00:17:39without the blessing
00:17:40of Meera's family.
00:17:42But he insisted
00:17:43and said that
00:17:44Mahashubh Muharrat
00:17:45is for that day only
00:17:46and that if we don't get married
00:17:48on this day,
00:17:49our marriage
00:17:50would only last one lifetime
00:17:51instead of seven.
00:17:53Well, I thought that was
00:17:54a pretty good deal, so
00:17:56I agreed.
00:17:57Wow.
00:17:58I had no idea.
00:17:59That's beautiful.
00:18:01Anyway, I assured Meera
00:18:02that once you knew the truth,
00:18:03you would understand
00:18:04and you'd forgive us.
00:18:07Do you think
00:18:08I made the right choice, Aunty?
00:18:17Of course.
00:18:19Mahashubh Muharrat
00:18:20doesn't happen every day, does it?
00:18:22Truly is a miracle.
00:18:23Oh, yeah.
00:18:24There's no other word for it.
00:18:26This is my marriage certificate.
00:18:29No need to, you know,
00:18:30check it on it
00:18:31with the lawyers or anything.
00:18:32It's all in the open.
00:18:33Always in a hurry
00:18:34for the most important
00:18:35things in life.
00:18:36We have plenty of time
00:18:37for that after the party.
00:18:39Party?
00:18:40What party?
00:18:42You know,
00:18:43she's always had this
00:18:44independent streak about her.
00:18:46You know, Meera,
00:18:47you don't think
00:18:48after getting married
00:18:49and coming all the way
00:18:50from America to India,
00:18:51we wouldn't want to celebrate
00:18:52with our relatives?
00:18:55Yeah.
00:18:58Of course.
00:19:00Silly of us.
00:19:03Anyway,
00:19:04you must be so tired
00:19:05after the long trip.
00:19:06So, freshen up.
00:19:08Take a nap
00:19:09and we will meet
00:19:10right back here for dinner.
00:19:11Yeah, yes.
00:19:14Well, I hope you like
00:19:15what I've done to your room.
00:19:17Lovebirds.
00:19:18Go on.
00:19:21Puru,
00:19:22you can take her
00:19:23to the second guest room.
00:19:24Yes?
00:19:25Okay.
00:19:27Hey, your family is really nice.
00:19:29Nice?
00:19:30We thought that was nice.
00:19:31Oh, yeah.
00:19:32No, you're right.
00:19:33They're awful.
00:19:34Really, really terrible people.
00:19:35Congrats.
00:19:36You are now caught in her web.
00:19:38You watch.
00:19:39Now she's going to try
00:19:40to control every aspect
00:19:41of your life.
00:19:42Is this about the party?
00:19:43Yes.
00:19:44Two minutes here
00:19:45and she's already planning
00:19:46our itinerary.
00:19:47Then she has the gall
00:19:48to call me too independent.
00:19:49Classic.
00:19:50Who lights candles
00:19:51during the day?
00:19:53Millions of people,
00:19:54actually.
00:19:55You know, for prayers,
00:19:56for wishes for love.
00:19:58Look,
00:19:59I'll admit,
00:20:00what you did out there,
00:20:01impressive.
00:20:02But this is a business deal
00:20:03and you're like my employee.
00:20:05Okay, boss.
00:20:06The reason that we are here
00:20:07is so that I can
00:20:08sign some papers
00:20:09so that Don doesn't have
00:20:10to settle with Silas
00:20:11and then I can save my company.
00:20:12Okay?
00:20:13Could you just
00:20:14not fall into her web?
00:20:15Okay.
00:20:16Sure.
00:20:17Next time I see her,
00:20:18I'll watch out for those fangs
00:20:19when she offers me Ladoo.
00:20:21See this?
00:20:23This is my nightmare.
00:20:24This is your nightmare?
00:20:25Rose is your nightmare?
00:20:27Yes.
00:20:28It's also presumptuous.
00:20:30What?
00:20:31That we're newlyweds in love
00:20:32instead of employee-employer?
00:20:33I mean,
00:20:34I wonder who could have
00:20:35given her that idea?
00:20:39You know what?
00:20:40Whatever.
00:20:41I'm going to get changed
00:20:42and this is forever
00:20:43and I gotta get in touch
00:20:44with the office.
00:20:51I'm sorry.
00:20:53My aunt just
00:20:54knows how to get under my skin.
00:21:01I appreciate you.
00:21:02Appreciate you too.
00:21:06Also,
00:21:07I'm taking the bed.
00:21:12Okay.
00:21:22And I just
00:21:23spilled the whole thing.
00:21:24And that's how
00:21:25I made Gordon Ramsay
00:21:26cry in his own kitchen.
00:21:27You know,
00:21:28I realize
00:21:29like most people
00:21:30who hide behind bravado,
00:21:31there's just a scared
00:21:32little child who
00:21:33fears rejection.
00:21:35Another great story.
00:21:36And how true.
00:21:38You have such
00:21:39amazing stories.
00:21:40Unlike Meera
00:21:41who's always sulking
00:21:42at the table
00:21:43like she's doing now.
00:21:45Well,
00:21:46I'm not sulking.
00:21:48It's just
00:21:49this is
00:21:50so spicy.
00:21:53I love it.
00:21:54Yeah,
00:21:55it's not spicy at all.
00:21:56Yeah.
00:21:58You know,
00:21:59I find that Indian food
00:22:00has an evolving heat
00:22:01whereas American heat
00:22:02just kind of bashes you
00:22:03in the face with cayenne.
00:22:04Lacks the sultry sophistication
00:22:06of Kashmiri red chili.
00:22:07Exactly.
00:22:08Exactly.
00:22:09Meera,
00:22:10it must be so nice
00:22:11to have a man
00:22:12who has taste.
00:22:15How did the two of you meet?
00:22:17Do tell.
00:22:18At a party.
00:22:22Actually,
00:22:23I saw her photo online.
00:22:24You know,
00:22:25she's in New York's
00:22:2630 Under 30.
00:22:27Really?
00:22:29Meera?
00:22:30Oh, yes.
00:22:31She's very modest
00:22:32about her accomplishments.
00:22:33Much like you, auntie.
00:22:34Yes.
00:22:35I have been known
00:22:36to be very humble.
00:22:37Anyway,
00:22:38I was at a party
00:22:39one evening
00:22:40and she was there.
00:22:41And I swear,
00:22:42it was as if
00:22:43the air in the room
00:22:44shifted the moment
00:22:45that she walked in.
00:22:46You know how
00:22:47in our Bollywood movies
00:22:48there's that moment
00:22:49where a love song plays
00:22:50and all our hero sees
00:22:51is his heroine
00:22:52and the tide of his life
00:22:53suddenly veers?
00:22:54Well,
00:22:55it was exactly like that.
00:22:56I approached her
00:22:57and when I looked
00:22:58into her eyes
00:22:59they were like
00:23:00warm pools of sunshine
00:23:01that I could lose myself in.
00:23:02When she touched my hand,
00:23:04well,
00:23:05it felt as if
00:23:06a thousand arrows
00:23:07from Kamadeva's bow
00:23:08had just gone
00:23:09straight into my heart.
00:23:10Hmm.
00:23:12Oh, Kamadeva
00:23:13is the OG Cupid,
00:23:14but instead of being
00:23:15a chubby baby,
00:23:16he's a handsome young man
00:23:18and his arrows
00:23:19are made of flowers.
00:23:20I love flowers.
00:23:23Well,
00:23:24needless to say,
00:23:25I was spittin'.
00:23:26And when I saw the roses
00:23:27that you left on our bed,
00:23:28I was reminded
00:23:29of that ancient tale
00:23:30and how I fell in love
00:23:31with your niece.
00:23:32So, thank you, auntie.
00:23:33That was very thoughtful of you.
00:23:34And Meera loved them too,
00:23:35didn't you?
00:23:36Yeah.
00:23:37Roses.
00:23:38Nice touch.
00:23:39Nothing I like more
00:23:41than a thorny rose,
00:23:42but shh.
00:23:43I knew you'd like the petals.
00:23:45Didn't I say so, Oum?
00:23:47Hmm?
00:23:48Oh, yes.
00:23:49Yes.
00:23:52Darling,
00:23:53can I see you
00:23:54for a private moment?
00:23:55We're just having
00:23:56a nice little...
00:23:57Ah, I need you now.
00:23:58Ooh.
00:23:59Not like that.
00:24:00Lovebirds.
00:24:01Lovebirds.
00:24:02Oh, auntie, please.
00:24:03Come on.
00:24:04Don't be silly.
00:24:06Cute, cute.
00:24:07Cute, cute.
00:24:08Cheers, guys.
00:24:09Oh, cheers.
00:24:10The food is amazing.
00:24:15What was that?
00:24:17What was what?
00:24:18Look, if you have ulterior motives...
00:24:19Ulterior motives?
00:24:20My aunt and uncle
00:24:21will not be investing
00:24:22in dinner time.
00:24:23I have investors.
00:24:24What are you...
00:24:25What are you after
00:24:26with this charm offensive
00:24:27you've got going on?
00:24:28Telling wild tales
00:24:29about Hindu gods?
00:24:30Okay, those are not wild tales.
00:24:31That's our culture
00:24:32that everyone's borrowed from.
00:24:33We wouldn't be in Cupid
00:24:34if it wasn't for us.
00:24:35Look, maybe I'm this way
00:24:37because, I don't know,
00:24:38that's who I am
00:24:39and I want to help you.
00:24:42Look, Mira,
00:24:43my father owns hotels.
00:24:45Okay, it's the family business.
00:24:46But I was cut off
00:24:47when I decided
00:24:48to go on my own way, too.
00:24:49All right?
00:24:50It was a struggle.
00:24:51So I get that about you
00:24:52more than you might know.
00:24:53I also get that
00:24:54you want to show the world
00:24:55who you are,
00:24:56so you try to work
00:24:57harder than anyone
00:24:58and sometimes so hard
00:24:59that you lose yourself
00:25:00to who you want to be
00:25:01and in the end
00:25:02you're none of those people.
00:25:03And sometimes
00:25:04that's the loneliest place
00:25:05on earth.
00:25:07I'm not lonely.
00:25:08I have a boyfriend,
00:25:09I think.
00:25:10And you don't know me.
00:25:11You're rigid
00:25:12and you're weird.
00:25:13And by weird,
00:25:14I mean the best possible kind.
00:25:16Okay, but you're cold
00:25:17and distant to even
00:25:18your closest friends.
00:25:20All right?
00:25:21You've probably been through
00:25:22a lot of meaningless relationships
00:25:23because you've had your heart
00:25:24broken by friends,
00:25:25by family,
00:25:26by men that you put your trust in.
00:25:27So, I mean,
00:25:28you don't seem to trust
00:25:29anyone or anything
00:25:30except for that
00:25:31annoying gut feeling
00:25:32inside you that tells you
00:25:33I can be great
00:25:34and I can do great things.
00:25:36And you can
00:25:37and you will.
00:25:42You think I'm weird.
00:25:43And you think I'm charming.
00:25:45I guess we both hear
00:25:46what we want to, don't we?
00:25:52I hope I'm not
00:25:53disturbing anything.
00:25:54Yeah.
00:25:55No, yeah, yeah, no.
00:25:56No, nothing.
00:25:57Okay, great.
00:25:58So, your auntie wants you back.
00:25:59She wants to talk.
00:26:00Auntie details.
00:26:01We'll be on in a minute.
00:26:03Take your time.
00:26:11This is just business.
00:26:12Mmm, deep, cold, and distant.
00:26:14You ever got weird?
00:26:18Come in.
00:26:19Oh, now you want my charm.
00:26:20Okay.
00:26:31What's really going on, Puru?
00:26:33Huh?
00:26:34Kavita auntie.
00:26:35Nothing, I'm just thirsty.
00:26:37You've been avoiding me.
00:26:39Me?
00:26:40No, I'm not.
00:26:41Yes.
00:26:42Okay, I've been avoiding you.
00:26:43Yes.
00:26:44But you've been so busy
00:26:45with party plans
00:26:46and everything else.
00:26:47I was like, okay, you know...
00:26:48Stop this, Puru.
00:26:49You know, there's no excuse
00:26:50for you to not go
00:26:51and see your mother.
00:26:52She doesn't even know
00:26:53you're in India.
00:26:54And she's even found
00:26:55a lovely girl from Jaipur
00:26:56to meet you.
00:26:57Yeah.
00:26:58I will call her.
00:26:59I will call her.
00:27:00It's just I've also been
00:27:01so busy with Meera's company
00:27:02and just tiny little bumps
00:27:04here and there
00:27:05and nothing really.
00:27:08I think I'm gassy.
00:27:09You're a strange boy, Puru.
00:27:11You could learn a thing or two
00:27:12from Rama.
00:27:13Although there's something
00:27:14about him that...
00:27:15No, he's a great guy.
00:27:17He's amazing.
00:27:18He's loving, he's loyal,
00:27:20he's caring,
00:27:21he's married to Meera.
00:27:25Listen, you scared me
00:27:26when you jumped out.
00:27:27I have to go and pee.
00:27:29Angie?
00:27:41So, should I care
00:27:42what's going on
00:27:43between Sassy Averly
00:27:44and your company?
00:27:47Everything went haywire
00:27:48when I did our presentation.
00:27:50This is what happens
00:27:51when you Google him.
00:27:53Oh, wow.
00:27:54He's a serial streaker now.
00:27:56No.
00:27:57We created these fake sites
00:27:58and our app was supposed
00:27:59to delete them.
00:28:00It was going to be
00:28:01very, very impressive.
00:28:02Yeah, I know some people
00:28:03that paid a lot of money
00:28:04to delete stuff about themselves
00:28:05on the internet.
00:28:06Exactly.
00:28:07And not everyone,
00:28:08especially younger people,
00:28:09can afford that
00:28:10and it should be accessible.
00:28:11Right.
00:28:12Well, sounds like your app
00:28:13would be important
00:28:14to a lot of people.
00:28:15Well, it didn't delete them.
00:28:16Instead, it published
00:28:17the fake sites.
00:28:18So, now Salas is suing us
00:28:20and the only way he will settle
00:28:22is if we give him the tech.
00:28:24So, my company is doomed
00:28:25unless we...
00:28:26can beef up servers,
00:28:27enhance encryption,
00:28:28and figure out
00:28:29what went wrong
00:28:30with your code.
00:28:31Exactly.
00:28:32Let me see.
00:28:37We're going along with the theory
00:28:38that whoever hacked it
00:28:40doesn't want a low-pay app
00:28:41like ours available.
00:28:43Interesting UI.
00:28:44We'll workshop that UI to death.
00:28:46Your start button.
00:28:47Shouldn't that say restart?
00:28:49I mean, that's what
00:28:50you're helping people do, right?
00:28:52Huh.
00:28:53That's actually a good idea.
00:28:57You got cut from
00:28:58your family business?
00:29:00That must have been hard.
00:29:02Are you and your parents
00:29:03not close?
00:29:04Um...
00:29:06My dad and I,
00:29:07we were close,
00:29:08but things got tense
00:29:09over me not marrying
00:29:10and then, well,
00:29:12the family business
00:29:13was the last straw.
00:29:15But you visit them
00:29:16every couple of years, right?
00:29:17Yeah, mostly to see my mom.
00:29:19You know,
00:29:20spend the week with her.
00:29:22You should see them.
00:29:23Yeah, and you should
00:29:24make up with your aunt.
00:29:26At least you guys are
00:29:27in the same house together.
00:29:30What happened with
00:29:31you two, anyway?
00:29:36Well, good news.
00:29:38Your core code is great.
00:29:40It's difficult to get around.
00:29:41It would, uh,
00:29:42take big money
00:29:43to launch a cyber attack
00:29:44like that.
00:29:45What, like,
00:29:46how big?
00:29:47Google big?
00:29:49Could be.
00:29:57Hello, Didi.
00:29:59Uru,
00:30:00I left my door
00:30:01unlocked last night.
00:30:03Remember?
00:30:04Aunty,
00:30:05don't let her hear.
00:30:07Come on.
00:30:08Trishkaka's waiting.
00:30:09Okay.
00:30:10Let's go.
00:30:11Oh, I can't wait
00:30:12to see Mumbai,
00:30:13the city of...
00:30:14I don't know what city,
00:30:15but I cannot wait to see it.
00:30:19Uh, you guys go on ahead.
00:30:20I'll catch up.
00:30:27What is it?
00:30:31An opportunity.
00:30:56Hey!
00:30:57Hey!
00:30:58Hey!
00:30:59Hey!
00:31:00Hey!
00:31:01Hey!
00:31:02Hey!
00:31:03Hey!
00:31:04Hey!
00:31:05Hey!
00:31:06Hey!
00:31:07Hey!
00:31:08Hey!
00:31:09Hey!
00:31:10Hey!
00:31:11Hey!
00:31:12Hey!
00:31:13Hey!
00:31:14Hey!
00:31:15Hey!
00:31:16Hey!
00:31:17Hey!
00:31:18Hey!
00:31:19Hey!
00:31:20Hey!
00:31:21Hey!
00:31:22Hey!
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00:31:31Hey!
00:31:32Hey!
00:31:33Hey!
00:31:34Hey!
00:31:43I used to walk down here
00:31:45with my family all the time.
00:31:46And we used to come during Diwali.
00:31:48Oh, I love the fireworks.
00:31:50Mm, super fun.
00:31:51That is Kalaguda,
00:31:54Calagoda.
00:31:55Calagoda.
00:31:56I think we should take a picture next to Calagoda.
00:31:58Yeah, sure. I think a couple picture there would be great.
00:32:01Yeah, let's go.
00:32:03Why is he being so weird? I just want to take a picture.
00:32:05You did say you don't want a real relationship.
00:32:07Yeah, but I don't want this though.
00:32:25Hi.
00:32:44It's beautiful.
00:32:45It's just like my mom's.
00:32:47Oh, she must have had good taste.
00:32:49Yeah, she did. I miss her.
00:32:53Meera!
00:32:58We did a thing in high school.
00:33:00Hi!
00:33:05Mimi, Kareena and I heard you were back.
00:33:07We were at the gym.
00:33:08Just thought of checking out the nicest stores across the street.
00:33:11And you must be the Prince Charming that we've heard so much about.
00:33:14Oh, no. I'm just some guy that she paid to play her husband.
00:33:20He's hilarious.
00:33:23Rama, this is Jayanti and Kareena.
00:33:25I can't believe you got married after work.
00:33:27Yeah, yeah. Me. That's me. Married, of course.
00:33:29Me with this guy. This hunk of a guy.
00:33:32Okay, we need a major catch up.
00:33:33Oh, yeah. Seriously.
00:33:34You're thinking what I'm thinking.
00:33:36Yeah?
00:33:37No, no, no. I don't... Wait, what?
00:33:39Kareena, catch up.
00:33:41Club Euphoria, they've got the hottest act playing tonight.
00:33:45I know...
00:33:46We'd love to go.
00:33:47Perfect.
00:33:48Yes.
00:33:49It'll be just like old times, Meera.
00:33:50I'll text you the deets. Don't make me come get you.
00:33:53I know where you live.
00:33:54And now you too.
00:33:57Okay, then.
00:33:58See you in the evening.
00:33:59Bye.
00:34:00Bye.
00:34:03That was fun.
00:34:04What was that?
00:34:06I am trying to forget my past, not relive it.
00:34:09Oh, I'm sorry you screamed in unison.
00:34:11I thought that's what you wanted.
00:34:13What I want is for everyone to please just stick to the plan
00:34:17so we can get the inheritance and go back to our lives in New York.
00:34:27I asked for a swan. Why are there ducks in my house?
00:34:31Choo!
00:34:32Krishna!
00:34:34Get rid of those. Now.
00:34:37I like ducks.
00:34:39What's all this?
00:34:41Who are these people?
00:34:43Party planners, decorators.
00:34:45Aunty, we really need to talk about this party. I don't want to...
00:34:47Ah, that's cancelled.
00:34:50Oh, great. Fantastic.
00:34:53I figured after seeing your marriage certificate, the best thing to do was to cancel your party.
00:34:57Wait, wait, why? Is there something wrong with the certificate?
00:34:59Because it's a super real printed sign.
00:35:01She's crossed eyes dotted.
00:35:03Yeah, witnessed by us, Leslie and I.
00:35:05Oh, there's nothing wrong with the certificate.
00:35:07Great. Yeah, I mean, why wouldn't it be?
00:35:09Could I actually get the inheritance then?
00:35:11Of course.
00:35:13Amazing.
00:35:14After the wedding.
00:35:16The what?
00:35:18Why throw a party?
00:35:20When you can throw a wedding.
00:35:22I already had one.
00:35:24Yes, in the eyes of the court, but not in the eyes of God.
00:35:27You know, I was under the illusion that the Panditji actually married you guys.
00:35:32Oh, aunty, he just told us about the day. He was busy. He was...
00:35:38Fishing. He was busy fishing.
00:35:40Fishing. He's an avid fisher.
00:35:42It was also an auspicious time to go out fishing.
00:35:45And what did he say? Mahi Mahi Shubh Muhurta.
00:35:48And just went out fishing.
00:35:49But we were all there. Myself, Meera, Rama, and very unfunny Puru.
00:35:54Be that as it may, God has decided to tell me that this is our chance to...
00:35:59How did you say? Start again?
00:36:02We can't do it.
00:36:04We have to go back. We can't plan a wedding.
00:36:07What's Kavita aunty here for?
00:36:09I will handle everything. Not to worry.
00:36:11Oh, we've got to discuss that.
00:36:13I have to tell her.
00:36:15Wait, wait, wait!
00:36:24We're...
00:36:27We're going to go out tonight to celebrate.
00:36:31I thought we were going to need a car, but we're going to take a cab.
00:36:35Yeah, it's the best. It's the best.
00:36:37It's a great idea.
00:36:38Take a cab.
00:36:39See you.
00:36:40Can you please get these ducks out of my house?
00:36:44I need a drink.
00:37:08They got nothing on you, babe.
00:37:10Oh, I don't care.
00:37:11We're not together. He can have fun tonight.
00:37:13If I cannot start again, I'm going to drink the past away.
00:37:17What about aunty?
00:37:20She can have fun tonight, too.
00:37:22And then tomorrow I will tell her the truth and crush her free.
00:37:26Okay. You are definitely buzzed.
00:37:31That was amazing.
00:37:33That was just wow.
00:37:35Neera, why didn't you tell us Rama was such a great dancer?
00:37:39I don't know.
00:37:41I don't know.
00:37:43I don't know.
00:37:45I don't know.
00:37:47I don't know.
00:37:49I don't know.
00:37:51I don't know.
00:37:53I don't know.
00:37:55I don't know.
00:37:57I don't know.
00:37:59I don't know.
00:38:01I don't know.
00:38:03I don't know.
00:38:05I don't know.
00:38:07I don't know.
00:38:09I don't know.
00:38:11I don't know.
00:38:13I don't know.
00:38:15I don't know.
00:38:17I don't know.
00:38:19I don't know.
00:38:21I don't know.
00:38:23I don't know.
00:38:25I don't know.
00:38:27She's the smartest woman I know.
00:38:29Aww, that's so sweet.
00:38:31So Puru, remember when you put the moves on me back in school?
00:38:36I'm all grown now and I'd like to show you some moves of my own.
00:38:43Didn't you get married?
00:38:45Took a leave out of your playbook.
00:38:47No ring on this finger.
00:38:49Trying to convince Kareena to do the same.
00:38:51But she's a romantic.
00:38:53Just like Rama.
00:38:54What? I just love my husband.
00:38:56That's boring. Loosen up a little.
00:38:58But things change, you know.
00:39:00You've grown into such a sexy man.
00:39:06Hey party people!
00:39:08The moment you all have been waiting for.
00:39:10Meera, you're going to love this.
00:39:12I'm so sorry.
00:39:14Give a loud welcome to our headliner back in his hometown for one night only, DJ X!
00:39:19DJ X!
00:39:25It's the boy DJ X in the house!
00:39:32He used to DJ my basement parties.
00:39:34And now he tours the world.
00:39:36Hot, right?
00:39:40What's wrong?
00:39:43Meera?
00:39:45Uh, he's also Meera's ex-boyfriend.
00:39:48She used to be crazy about him.
00:40:05I thought you said this DJ X was a dork.
00:40:08Dork no more.
00:40:10And she's still doing the same stupid shit she did when we were teens.
00:40:14We can split.
00:40:19No.
00:40:27Nope.
00:40:29It is time to dance.
00:40:49You look okay.
00:41:04Is there only one bathroom?
00:41:06Seriously.
00:41:08I'm going back to you.
00:41:12Meera.
00:41:14Hey, DJ X.
00:41:16What is up?
00:41:18Well, when Jayanti told me that you were coming for my show,
00:41:21I could not believe it.
00:41:23You were the one DJing?
00:41:24Yeah.
00:41:25I barely noticed.
00:41:29So, uh, can we go to someplace quiet?
00:41:33Meera.
00:41:34Oh, it's okay. I'm not even drunk.
00:41:37Sure.
00:41:38Can I just go?
00:41:39Yeah, let's go.
00:41:40To the DJ.
00:41:41Bye.
00:41:42Bye.
00:41:47So?
00:41:49Did you like my show?
00:41:52I don't get DJs.
00:41:54Like, you're not, like, real musicians.
00:41:56A lot of, like, boopity boop.
00:41:57Boopity boop boop boop.
00:41:58Push buttons.
00:41:59But whatever.
00:42:00People like it, whatever.
00:42:01I was pretty good at pushing your buttons.
00:42:04Remember, Meera?
00:42:05All I remember is you pushing the angry button and the sad button.
00:42:11You bailed on me when they tried to get me married off.
00:42:14I mean, it's okay.
00:42:16I'm married now. I got proof.
00:42:20Proof.
00:42:21Meera, we were kids.
00:42:23Really.
00:42:24And babe, trust me, it took me a long time to realize that you were the one that got away.
00:42:28Yeah.
00:42:30Why didn't you come and find me during your so-called realization?
00:42:34I mean, you know, like, walls are pretty easy to find.
00:42:37Um.
00:42:38It's all fake.
00:42:40What?
00:42:41It's all fake anyway.
00:42:42What? What?
00:42:43Me, me, me, Meera.
00:42:45If I could just hit start.
00:42:48Restart.
00:42:49Start again.
00:42:51Oh, if I could get that app to work, I swear.
00:42:54Come on, Meera.
00:42:56Whoa, what are you doing?
00:42:58Meera.
00:42:59You just said you wanted to restart.
00:43:01Not on us.
00:43:02Come on, Meera.
00:43:04You wanted to...
00:43:13Meera.
00:43:25Meera.
00:43:26You okay?
00:43:27Hey, look at me.
00:43:29I can't.
00:43:30I mean it.
00:43:31I mean it.
00:43:44You okay?
00:43:51You okay?
00:43:52Let's go.
00:43:58Meera.
00:43:59What happened?
00:44:00Are you okay?
00:44:02Yeah, you forgot.
00:44:04You had an allergy.
00:44:05Oh, no.
00:44:06See, I'm so sorry.
00:44:07I didn't even think of that.
00:44:08Yeah, well, thinking was never one of your strong suits.
00:44:12Did this guy give you peanuts or something?
00:44:14Well, it was an accident, bro.
00:44:16Hi, ex.
00:44:17Yeah, I'm Rama, her husband.
00:44:20Oh, so you were the dude who knocked her down.
00:44:22Congrats, buddy.
00:44:23And I'm so sorry for the peanut lips.
00:44:25Did you kiss her?
00:44:26Yeah, she's fine.
00:44:28She's fine?
00:44:29Bro, she could have died.
00:44:30Where do you get off kissing my wife?
00:44:31Bro, relax.
00:44:32It is harmless, okay?
00:44:33And look, she's still breathing.
00:44:35She's okay.
00:44:37Hey, bro.
00:44:38Relax.
00:44:39It's harmless.
00:44:40You're still breathing.
00:44:42Idiot.
00:44:43You just said the same line.
00:44:47Never.
00:44:58Wow.
00:44:59It was like I got all of it out of me.
00:45:02Yeah.
00:45:03I was right.
00:45:04Yes, you did.
00:45:06Okay, let's get you up here.
00:45:11My face looks funny.
00:45:13Okay, that's because that's my face.
00:45:16You're so right, Rama.
00:45:18It's just so hard doing this by myself.
00:45:22I get overwhelmed.
00:45:24People say I am a water unduck.
00:45:28You know, I'm pretty sure people don't say that.
00:45:30But inside, I feel like I'm a cocoon before it becomes a duck.
00:45:36Yeah, I don't think that's how the saying goes, but that's okay.
00:45:40I ran away.
00:45:43Did you know that?
00:45:45I left a guy at the altar.
00:45:48And I left my family.
00:45:51To become a failure.
00:45:53Hey, you're not a failure, okay?
00:45:55You're just trying to figure it out, like everyone else.
00:45:57Oh, you only want me, please, for a second.
00:45:59I'm not going to throw up right now.
00:46:11You're going to make a really great wife.
00:46:15Two really great husbands.
00:46:18It's just going to be really great.
00:46:20Yeah, well, that was the plan.
00:46:22Sort of.
00:46:27Hey, Mira, I need to tell you something.
00:46:31I haven't been completely honest with you.
00:46:36I'm not who you think I am.
00:46:38I...
00:46:40I just...
00:46:43Mira.
00:47:08Oh, that's very good.
00:47:10Excellent.
00:47:19Mira.
00:47:21That was quite a rest you had.
00:47:23It's almost noon.
00:47:25Stayed up late?
00:47:27Oh, God.
00:47:29Yeah, I guess.
00:47:32I don't know.
00:47:34I don't know.
00:47:35Yeah, I guess.
00:47:38I guess we just sleep really well together.
00:47:41Honey, can we see you a sec?
00:47:50You want to get out of here?
00:47:52Yes, please.
00:48:06I just can't take it.
00:48:08You should just let me tell her the truth.
00:48:10Yeah, but then your company would be ruined.
00:48:12I left so that I could live my truth.
00:48:14Why am I having to lie to live it?
00:48:18I don't know.
00:48:19Maybe we could live it a little longer until you...
00:48:21What? Get married?
00:48:22For real?
00:48:26Why?
00:48:28I don't know.
00:48:29I think what your company is doing is making you feel like you don't belong.
00:48:32Why?
00:48:33I don't know.
00:48:34I think what your company is doing is important.
00:48:36You know, we've already come so far.
00:48:38We can get annulled.
00:48:39You can tell people that I was too good for you.
00:48:41They would definitely believe that.
00:48:43Why are you so nice to me?
00:48:45Actually, you know, when I first met you, I thought you were way too into yourself.
00:48:48Oh, thank you.
00:48:49You're welcome.
00:48:50But then I realized you're just passionate.
00:48:52And even though that passion can be infuriating, it's what makes you who you are.
00:48:56And if I can be a part of keeping that fire, then that's a win for me.
00:49:01And if it's any comfort, it'll still be a sham marriage.
00:49:05Is that what you want?
00:49:07A sham?
00:49:12What is it?
00:49:13Uh, it's my mom.
00:49:15Take it.
00:49:17Shouldn't ignore a call from my mom.
00:49:24Hey, Emma.
00:49:26How are you?
00:49:27How's Dad?
00:49:28Yeah, I'd love to see you.
00:49:30You gonna cook?
00:49:32Okay, I'll be there.
00:49:41So, they still not back yet?
00:49:44No.
00:49:46I think they ran away and eloped.
00:49:50You know, this whole pretending thing might work for Mira, but I miss you.
00:49:57Kavita auntie will never know.
00:49:59Are you sure?
00:50:00Because I thought you wanted this to be casual.
00:50:03I did. It was a defense mechanism.
00:50:05But being out here, you've really grown on me.
00:50:11I'm a grower, they always say.
00:50:15But if you want to keep it on the DL, I get it.
00:50:19Auntie scares me, you know.
00:50:21And I've got these old-fashioned parents and she's got them on speed dial. It's crazy.
00:50:27Well, you gotta man up.
00:50:30Oh, I can man up, baby.
00:50:32Oh, can you?
00:50:33Oh, you want me to?
00:50:38Chris!
00:50:39Hey, guys!
00:50:44What are you doing here, man?
00:50:46Grand gesture, bro. I read about it online.
00:50:49Chicks dig it. And I dig Mira. That's love.
00:50:54Plus, I've not had sex in like a week.
00:50:57That is love for sure.
00:50:59Um, listen.
00:51:01She's not here.
00:51:02Yeah, she's not here.
00:51:04No, this is ridiculous. This is India.
00:51:08Come on, bro. Let's go.
00:51:10Um, she just left for a flight.
00:51:14You know what? Go get to the airport.
00:51:16What?
00:51:17Yeah. She read the same article as you.
00:51:20Grand gestures.
00:51:21Grand gestures, man.
00:51:22Go surprise her mid-flight. Sing her a song from your Adam Sandler film.
00:51:26That's solid advice.
00:51:27Yeah?
00:51:28But I got a crap voice.
00:51:30I could pirouette.
00:51:32For sure, man. I'm sure airlines love it when people jump around in their planes.
00:51:35Yeah?
00:51:36Yeah. Come on, let's go.
00:51:37I'm not running a petting zoo here. I'm trying to hold a wedding.
00:51:41Yes. Thank you.
00:51:44Auntie, aren't we a pair? What are you doing here?
00:51:47I live here.
00:51:49What's going on outside? Someone here?
00:51:51Brother, hurry up. Take her to the airport.
00:51:53And listen, take the long way.
00:51:56Here you go.
00:51:58Alright, brother.
00:51:59See you, man.
00:52:00See you.
00:52:01Okay, have a good flight.
00:52:06Oh, that guy. You funny story.
00:52:09He's an acrobat.
00:52:11And I thought he might be nice for the reception.
00:52:14That's different.
00:52:15Yeah, he could swing from the arches.
00:52:17Wow. Tourists, huh?
00:52:19That guy was looking for an ashram.
00:52:21I said, dude, does this look like an ashram to you?
00:52:24I sent him right on his way.
00:52:25I thought he was an acrobat.
00:52:28An acrobat?
00:52:30Yeah, an acrobat. At the ashram, of course.
00:52:33Yeah. Anyway, lots to do. Gotta go. See you. Bye.
00:52:43Om, do you think Puru should tell some jokes at the reception?
00:52:47No, I don't think so.
00:52:49Oh, I'd pay to see that.
00:52:51Yeah?
00:52:54Finally, where have you guys been?
00:52:58We have to ask you something.
00:53:04When's the wedding?
00:53:17Beautiful. Oh, she's got his name in there.
00:53:20You know, they say that if the colour doesn't catch, it's a bad omen.
00:53:27So make sure you don't use your hands until it's dry, okay?
00:53:31Let's go.
00:53:36I can't believe you're doing this.
00:53:38I mean, I can. It's obvious.
00:53:40What is?
00:53:41I've seen the way you look at Rama when you think he can't do it.
00:53:44I've seen the way you look at Rama when you think he can't see you.
00:53:46That's not what- it's business.
00:53:48Is he giving you the business?
00:53:50Shut up. Go and get me a drink, okay?
00:53:54How?
00:53:58Okay.
00:54:01Oh, hi Rama.
00:54:02Ooh, you look nice.
00:54:05What is this?
00:54:07This is lemon and sugar.
00:54:10Keep the mendi moist so it catches darker. Darker catches, better your luck.
00:54:16You know, I actually just heard that.
00:54:18Although you said it in a more glass half full kind of way.
00:54:25How do you know this?
00:54:26Well, I have two sisters, so they used to practice on me, mostly hitting stupid things on my face.
00:54:34But trust me, this is the secret to my clear complexion.
00:54:37Lemon and sugar.
00:54:44Your parents coming to the wedding?
00:54:46No, I just said that out loud. Wedding.
00:54:52Um, no, I don't think so. I think it's my dad's. Well, yeah.
00:55:01You should go see them.
00:55:02You should go see them. I made a lot of bad choices because I didn't have them around to guide me.
00:55:08Well, you have your aunt and uncle.
00:55:11Kind of. My aunt got thrust from this friend role to this parent role.
00:55:18And I didn't really want a new mom.
00:55:21They tried their best, but I guess we just never really got through it.
00:55:27Can't change the past.
00:55:30Hey, it's okay. We're figuring it out now. Thanks to you, honestly.
00:55:40You kind of like me, don't you?
00:55:43Shut up.
00:55:54Hey, there's something I've been wanting to tell you.
00:55:57Wait. Change in the past. I'm so stupid. That's it.
00:56:08I don't have time. Work.
00:56:18Sorry about that. What are you doing? Need help?
00:56:21I'm just checking all the code merges from the days before the presentation.
00:56:24It's going to take a while, but you should be able to connect the timestamps from the server computers to the user profile that made all the changes.
00:56:32Okay.
00:56:34Hey, look at that.
00:56:37You mainly took.
00:56:39Guess I'm not doomed after all.
00:56:54Hey.
00:57:10Hi.
00:57:12How are you?
00:57:13Fabulous. Enjoy yourself.
00:57:16I don't have time. Work.
00:57:22Wait a second. I'll be back.
00:57:29You would not believe where I've been, bro. I love India.
00:57:33Yeah, man. The rickshaw driver and I stopped at the pond, and that's when things got crazy.
00:57:40I guess it was laced with some psychedelics. We had this great chat. Pure mental communication through our third eyes.
00:57:46And then we ended up at this local ashram, right? And they bring out a tiger, and they want me to fight the tiger.
00:57:51And I was scared. But I looked at the tiger's eyes, and he was scared, too.
00:57:56And that's when I knew we were one.
00:57:58So I went over to him, and I said,
00:58:01and impressed all the locals, and they said,
00:58:03You are our new monk.
00:58:05Took me a couple hours, but I achieved enlightenment, which isn't as much as everyone makes it out to be.
00:58:10Don't worry about it if you never get there.
00:58:12And then, when I came back to the city, I met this beautiful woman.
00:58:15There she is.
00:58:17She brought me here, to Meera's wedding. Do you see?
00:58:20So now when they ask if anybody objects, I'm going to jump up and make my move.
00:58:24Yeah, I don't think that happens in Indian weddings, man.
00:58:28Okay.
00:58:29Girl, I think she's moved on.
00:58:32And you should go back home.
00:58:35He's my plus one guru.
00:58:39Yeah.
00:58:45It's sad, you know, he could use some more oms.
00:58:47Definitely.
00:58:49You can't run away this time. I've bolted all the windows.
00:58:52Oh, let her be.
00:58:54Meera, we are here for you.
00:58:56She's just happy that I'm finally having an Indian wedding.
00:59:03Tell her.
00:59:08Just tell me.
00:59:13Meera, you know when you came to us, you were already so independent, smart, free-spirited.
00:59:23I didn't know how to be a good mother to you.
00:59:27Though that's all I really wanted to be.
00:59:31So I did the next best thing.
00:59:34To honour my sister's final wishes.
00:59:37That when you got married, you would get your inheritance.
00:59:41And you could go away to live a new life with a new family.
00:59:45The best thing he could do to support you, was to let you go, Meera.
00:59:51Though all I really wanted was for you to stay.
00:59:55But you know, I'm so proud of you.
00:59:58You're finding so much love all on your own.
01:00:02We're so glad you're finally home.
01:00:05And letting us do this for you.
01:00:10I know that back then I was difficult.
01:00:13I guess I was blinded in my own grief.
01:00:16But I couldn't appreciate the kinds of sacrifices you both made to just try to keep me happy.
01:00:27And how hard it must have been for you.
01:00:31I'm sorry.
01:00:32No.
01:00:33I really, I really am.
01:00:40Oh, you've got no idea what I just saw.
01:00:43There he is.
01:00:45Our lovely Puru.
01:00:47You know, if you and Leslie want to live in sin, out of wedlock, we're okay with that.
01:00:53What do you mean?
01:00:55It's so obvious.
01:00:57You're very funny, but you're a terrible liar.
01:01:04I'm game if you are.
01:01:08Not here.
01:01:09Oh, sorry.
01:01:10Sorry.
01:01:12I think we should give Meera a minute.
01:01:14You too.
01:01:15Let's go.
01:01:20You gave me some good advice before.
01:01:22I did not know if it was all that good.
01:01:25You brought me to this moment.
01:01:27Well, something is missing from this moment.
01:01:31My mother's necklace.
01:01:34Put it on.
01:01:35You know, I also lost my parents when I was very young like you did.
01:01:41And that is why I think we got along so well together.
01:01:45Your aunt always loved you unconditionally.
01:01:48And tonight, she was being honest.
01:01:51That took a lot from her.
01:01:53Isn't it time you do the same?
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01:03:51Monty.
01:03:54Uncle.
01:03:56I can't do this.
01:03:58I can't deceive you.
01:03:59This is a sham. We're not married. Rama was just doing me a favor so I could get my inheritance.
01:04:10My company was in trouble and I just blurted out what I thought you wanted to hear.
01:04:18But what's the point in success if I can't share it with my family?
01:04:25Rama helped me realize that what was missing from everything that I achieved was you too.
01:04:36Three.
01:04:44I'm so sorry. I've put you through way more than I asked for.
01:04:53But you, I've had the greatest time with you these last few days.
01:05:02I hope someday you can forgive me.
01:05:07Dear groom, I know that I picked the worst time, but it'd be unfair to you and myself if I let us go through with this.
01:05:18How do you know that letter?
01:05:22I read it so many times it's burnt on my mind.
01:05:26You were that groom?
01:05:28But his name was Agastya. Americans can't pronounce Agastya so I went with my middle name.
01:05:35Rama.
01:05:37Yeah.
01:05:40You did all of this just to get back at me?
01:05:46What? Now?
01:06:00I'm so sorry. I can't imagine what I've put you through.
01:06:07Not as much as that boy, Meera.
01:06:12I can't believe I didn't recognize him.
01:06:15I can. And considering how many boys we looked at, I may be face blind now.
01:06:20She's better off rid of him.
01:06:23I feel bad for him though. Poor boy.
01:06:26What? He lied to her, Om.
01:06:29You know I agree with uncle. I mean, come on. The dude likes you. He probably loves you. He's been pining away so long.
01:06:38Yeah, he's not doing this for money. He only wants you. Even the parts about you that suck. You owe him a conversation.
01:06:45This is terrible advice you both are giving her. I won't let you influence her like this.
01:06:49Wait a minute. Aren't you the one who said that he was a good boy? And then when you met him, again?
01:06:54Yes, but that was before I knew him, no?
01:06:57You know, I'm sure he wants to go viral with some revenge trick.
01:07:02Against the girl who left him stranded at the altar or something like that. It's like that show that Pudu keeps watching.
01:07:07He wasn't doing a punk, aunty.
01:07:08Yeah, that. Punk.
01:07:14Did your aunty ever tell you about our introduction?
01:07:18No.
01:07:19She wouldn't meet with me either.
01:07:21What?
01:07:23Yeah. Your grandparents had to drag her, kicking and screaming to our house. That sound familiar, sweetheart?
01:07:29Is that true?
01:07:32My memory is foggy.
01:07:35And even after she came, she refused to wear any makeup or get dressed up.
01:07:39She came with a t-shirt, jeans and a whole lot of attitude.
01:07:42She insisted she would be wearing plain clothes most of her lives. So why present herself as anyone else?
01:07:48Wait, so what made you say yes to her?
01:07:54She was different. And although I knew I would have to put up with a lot of, what is it you kids call it nowadays?
01:08:00Extra.
01:08:01Yeah, extra. I also knew whatever that extra was, I would never be bored.
01:08:07Also, her ass looked amazing in those jeans.
01:08:17Oh, who's that?
01:08:24Uh, excuse me a minute.
01:08:32Hi, Chris. I'm glad you're here. Look, this is in between.
01:08:42I don't want you to embarrass yourself with a big speech in front of your family.
01:08:46But our journey has come to an end.
01:08:49They've asked me to play the villain in a Bollywood movie.
01:08:52He's a British general who joins the circus.
01:08:55Anyway, I just wanted to tell you in person and give you a chance to say goodbye.
01:09:02This is a lot to take in. But, um, I am proud of you.
01:09:11Bye, Chris.
01:09:16Let's go, brother.
01:09:24Your favorite.
01:09:25Prodigal son returns. Still single, though, I hear.
01:09:30Oh, mom told you?
01:09:31Didn't have to. I could smell it on you.
01:09:36You're an idiot. Gossip travels. I knew before you got into your car.
01:09:41I still can't believe she made a fool out of you again.
01:09:45She didn't make a fool out of me the first time, Dad. She actually showed me what I was supposed to be.
01:09:49What? A cook?
01:09:51A little more than a cook now.
01:09:52A little more than a cook now.
01:09:53So where is your restaurant in America?
01:09:55Sold it. Built a successful app.
01:09:57You never gave up on your dream. So why are you giving up on love?
01:10:01Uh, I tricked her, Dad.
01:10:04Love is just a trick of the heart, isn't it?
01:10:07Who cares what magic or what led to love?
01:10:09But if she feels it too, you owe it to yourself to try.
01:10:16Uh, she's, she's pretty mad.
01:10:18If you love her, the best you could do is ask for her forgiveness.
01:10:25Eat.
01:10:37Holy crap. I knew it.
01:10:39What? Did a certain groom you keep leaving at the altar just text you?
01:10:42I just got back the results from the analysis I sent in on the code and we were definitely hacked.
01:10:47I knew it.
01:10:48And it originated from Averly servers.
01:10:52Holy crap. Silas is trying to steal our code.
01:10:55That's crazy. Call the FCC or the FBI or whoever handles this.
01:10:59I have enough proof. We can fix this.
01:11:02And I'll definitely not be settling the lost suit by giving him our tech.
01:11:17Uh.
01:11:47You.
01:12:05Listen.
01:12:08We like you.
01:12:09But we love her.
01:12:11Understood?
01:12:13Got it.
01:12:18Can we talk?
01:12:33Look, Mira, do you know what I saw on that day we were supposed to meet for the first time?
01:12:38I watched you fight to forge your own path on my driveway.
01:12:42Sorry about the potted plant.
01:12:43You replaced it.
01:12:44Look, after you left, I was pushed even harder to marry.
01:12:48And then I heard that you went to America all by yourself.
01:12:52You had the courage to fight for what you wanted. How could I not do the same?
01:12:57You inspired me.
01:13:00Oh.
01:13:02And when I saw you at that party, I recognized you instantly.
01:13:07And I wanted to say thank you for what you did.
01:13:09So why didn't you?
01:13:11So why didn't you?
01:13:12Instead of lying about literally everything.
01:13:15I intended to.
01:13:16And then I remembered that you were so opposed to the mere idea of me that you ran ten thousand miles away.
01:13:24Then I went and I talked to you and you were amazing.
01:13:28You were funny, sweet, totally frantic and obsessed with your job.
01:13:34And then when Leslie pitched me the idea, well, I thought maybe this was my chance to show you who I really am.
01:13:41Stupid charm offensive.
01:13:44You might think that I never thought about what I did to you.
01:13:51But of course I did.
01:13:53I was young, stupid.
01:13:56Sometimes I even regretted it.
01:13:58We would have hated each other.
01:14:00Who says we don't now?
01:14:01I don't know.
01:14:06If I never left, I would have never found my own way.
01:14:14But if you hadn't come into my life, I would have never found my way back.
01:14:23So where does that leave us now?
01:14:26I think...
01:14:28I think if you're still willing, three attempts later,
01:14:35maybe we can hit restart.
01:14:38Restart, huh?
01:14:39That's pretty catchy.
01:14:41That'd be good on a button somewhere.
01:14:45You had one good idea.
01:14:47Don't let it go to your head.