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Keyboard Immortal Episodes 39 to 42
Transcript
00:00You
00:30Ha
00:32Ha
01:02我不会在意你的态度 I won't care about your attitude
01:06前方凶险我一人独行 I'll walk alone in front of the danger
01:09嬉笑怒骂的举止 Laugh at the ridicule
01:13是你解不开的方程式 You can't untie the procedure
01:16善恶混沌一气 Good and evil are mixed together
01:20人心纠缠不见真心 The human heart is entangled and not sincere
01:23嬉笑背后的故事 Laugh at the story behind
01:27再微笑面具拂肩笑谈无人知 Laugh at the mask with a smile on your face
01:58校长大人在里面等着呢 进去吧 The headmaster is waiting inside. Go in.
02:02好端端的干嘛单独叫我啊 Why did you call me alone?
02:09你就是祖安 You are Zuoan?
02:22不愧是排行第四的极品御姐啊 You are the fourth-ranked goddess.
02:27听闻你在学校广场闹了不小的动静 I heard you made a lot of noise in the school square.
02:32校长大人 我不是故意的呀 Headmaster, I didn't do it on purpose.
02:34那个刺眼球贵不贵啊 那个刺眼球贵不贵啊 Is the fireball expensive?
02:37不会要我赔吧 It can't be for me, right?
02:38我也不知道怎么回事 它就炸了呀 I don't know what's going on. It exploded.
02:40校长大人 你会原谅我吧 Headmaster, will you forgive me?
02:42这小子 谁说要你赔钱了 Who told you to pay for it?
02:48那就多谢校长了 Thank you, Headmaster.
02:50你似乎藏了不少实力啊 You seem to have hidden a lot of strength.
02:53不必担心 你韬光养晦也好 板猪吃老虎也罢 都和我没关系 You don't have to worry. I don't care if you steal the light or eat the tiger.
03:00我只不过是受明月公主托 多照顾你一下而已 I was just entrusted by Princess Mingyue to take care of you.
03:05哪有 肯定是刺眼球坏了 肯定过保质期了 Of course not. The fireball must be broken. It must be out of date.
03:09你过来 手指伸出来 Come here. Show me your finger.
03:15干什么 What are you doing?
03:23哼 一个大男人 这点痛都受不了 一个大男人 这个痛都受不了 What a big man. You can't stand this pain.
03:30这怕是属狗的呀 I'm afraid I'm a dog.
03:32你的资质竟然是传说中的超解 你的资质竟然是传说中的超解 Your qualifications are actually the legendary super rich.
03:36这件事还有谁知道 Who else knows about this?
03:39你别乱来啊 You don't mess with me.
03:40I know a lot. My wife, my parents-in-law, they all know.
03:44And who else? Who else? And who else?
03:46All right, you don't have to explain.
03:49You're afraid I'll kill you.
03:51You're hiding so deep, how can you tell others your secret?
03:55I haven't told anyone, but a lot of people know I'm here today.
03:59If anything happens to me, you can't get away.
04:02All right, all right. Who said I was going to kill you?
04:05I'm just reminding you.
04:07If word gets out that you're a copycat, you'll be killed.
04:12That serious?
04:13Copycats are definitely something that all forces will steal.
04:17If you can't get it, you might as well destroy it.
04:20And the so-called copycats are suspicious.
04:27Anyway, unless you're strong enough,
04:30you can't leak this out.
04:34You mean I'm a Tang Monk now?
04:38Tang Monk? What's that?
04:41But there were dozens of people at the school gate watching me test.
04:45What if they spread the word?
04:47Copycats are a legend.
04:49Your cover-up of Wonofei has always been successful.
04:52Usually no one thinks that way.
04:55I'll destroy the test data and keep it a secret.
05:03What's this?
05:04The resources needed for cultivation.
05:06Herbs are used to soak the body.
05:08Primordial Stone is used to absorb alchemy.
05:10Each student gets one.
05:12That's all there is in the Huangzi Class.
05:14This is the Primordial Stone?
05:16I was looking for it for dozens of years.
05:18No wonder it was so hard for me before.
05:20But in the end, it was all for nothing.
05:22But it's not enough.
05:25Oh, right.
05:26Didn't you say I was a copycat?
05:28Even if I don't go to the Tianzi Class,
05:30I'll still get paid, right?
05:33Every student's resource allocation
05:35will be registered and reported to the government.
05:38If you're not afraid of death, take more.
05:42So petty.
05:49This is a new student.
05:52Welcome.
05:53Welcome, new student.
05:57Come here and introduce yourself.
06:02Zu'an.
06:04Gender is male.
06:05Type is female.
06:07That's it.
06:09That's it.
06:11There's no gender difference.
06:15Here, here.
06:17Wow.
06:19So sexy.
06:20I like him so much.
06:21He's so handsome.
06:23But he looks like a playboy.
06:26How can he not be handsome?
06:28Men are not bad.
06:29Women don't love them.
06:31Why don't you play by the rules?
06:33There's no sense of anger.
06:37This kid is very professional.
06:39I'm mesmerized just by looking at him.
06:41How is he handsome?
06:43But I'm far from being handsome.
06:45Why is there a man again?
06:47It's a wolf taking the meat.
06:49That's right.
06:51Please smash me with your anger.
06:56Coming.
06:58Is President Jiang very beautiful?
07:00Beautiful.
07:02So beautiful.
07:04I really envy you, Zu'an.
07:06I want to be President Jiang, too.
07:08Let's start the class.
07:10What math do we learn in this class?
07:13It's not math.
07:15It's arithmetic.
07:16Divide 240 times by the numerator.
07:19It's called arithmetic.
07:21Isn't this a school that teaches cultivation?
07:25Who told us to be like a prince?
07:27The foot must go down.
07:29So the city is above.
07:31The arm must go up.
07:33So the city is below.
07:35No way.
07:42No way.
07:43I have to learn a little.
07:45Otherwise, I'll be scolded again when I go back.
07:47Huiyao Zhengxi Lanjie.
07:50Diangui Jiuxi Jiaojiang.
07:58You stand in the back.
08:07I can't stand it.
08:09This is more hypnosis than high school English class.
08:11This damn teacher is not compatible with me.
08:13Wake up.
08:15Don't sleep.
08:16The madman is coming.
08:19Nanqiang is coming.
08:21The madman is Zhang San.
08:24Mr. Luo is coming.
08:26Use the form to reward the war.
08:29The back road to use the tree.
08:31It doesn't look like it.
08:33What kind of class is this?
08:35The law of law.
08:37This teacher Zhang San.
08:39It's the law of the county committee.
08:41Come to the class.
08:43Professional match.
08:44The fault of the county committee.
08:46There is no supervisor.
08:49This is all sand.
08:50My hand.
08:51Don't.
08:52I don't understand either.
08:54But he hates people going to class and sleeping.
08:56I'm tired of seeing it.
08:58I was also punished today.
09:00But he hurts the most when he hits people.
09:02I don't believe it.
09:03How much does it hurt?
09:04The more things, the heavier.
09:06The stronger.
09:09It hurts a lot.
09:15It really hurts.
09:17This student who is still awake.
09:19You answer my question.
09:21Teacher Zhang.
09:24I sat behind and didn't hear the question clearly.
09:26Said Wang Wu went to Siyao to find Yao Jie.
09:29After that, Yao Jie found out.
09:32What he gave was the paper money used by Ji Zu.
09:34Yao Jie reported to the county office immediately.
09:37Ask how this case should be punished.
09:41Should Wang Wu be sentenced to rape?
09:44Use fake money?
09:45Or fraud?
09:50This is simple.
09:52First of all, Yao Jie.
09:53Because he is based on money transactions.
09:56Agree to this deal.
09:58So it's not enough to rape.
10:00Let's talk about fake money.
10:02This kind of paper money.
10:04The blind can distinguish it.
10:06Will not damage the public trust of the currency.
10:08So it's not enough to rape.
10:10Finally, fraud.
10:12Because this is Siyao.
10:14Not protected by law.
10:15So it's not enough to fraud.
10:18According to what you said.
10:20This Wang Wu is not guilty.
10:22It's really crazy.
10:27He did not commit these three crimes.
10:29But it can be based on the relevant law of the court.
10:31The crime of plagiarism.
10:33According to this.
10:34Catch him and Yao Jie.
10:39Not bad.
10:41I have taught dozens of students.
10:43You are the first to answer this question correctly.
10:46Sit down.
10:51Thanks to me when I was young.
10:52I often watch Mr. Luo's video to eat.
10:59Who hit me just now?
11:02You go out to fight.
11:04And you.
11:05You all go out to fight.
11:08These are not enough.
11:10How to collect the number of old men?
11:13Don't play this.
11:15Son.
11:16What is this?
11:18Don't take advantage of me.
11:21Who are we talking to?
11:28Son.
11:29If you are sick, go to see a doctor.
11:31Do you think I am happy?
11:33That guy is the boss of the class.
11:35He is Ma Yu.
11:36He specializes in stealing the raw materials of new students.
11:38You keep it quickly.
11:39Don't let him stare at it.
11:40That guy is stealing the raw materials.
11:42Yes.
11:43I was just robbed.
11:45Although our qualifications are not suitable for cultivation.
11:47The raw materials are useless.
11:48But if they stare at it.
11:49It's uncomfortable to talk about it in private.
11:54Where does Ma Yu usually act?
11:57Episode 2
12:02The person behind Ma Yu.
12:04He is the only one in the school.
12:05Let's see if we can clean it up together.
12:10Isn't this the Chu family's waste wood that everyone knows?
12:13Give me the raw materials quickly.
12:16What should I do?
12:18How about this?
12:19Give me the raw materials on you.
12:21I'll let you go.
12:22You brat.
12:23Do you want to die?
12:26You...
12:30You look angry.
12:32Your anger level is so low.
12:34You don't listen to me.
12:36You have to do this.
12:37Why bother?
12:42It hurts.
12:43Let me go.
12:44Don't talk so much nonsense.
12:45Give me the raw materials quickly.
12:46I'll give it to you.
12:47Give it to me.
12:55Seven grams.
12:56I...
12:57I just collected so much today.
12:59What about the previous collection?
13:00Give it to me.
13:02Don't push people too far.
13:06You wait.
13:07My boss won't let you go.
13:09There is still a boss.
13:11That's right.
13:12My boss is Ye Chen Liang, a third-grade disciple.
13:15A third-grade disciple.
13:16A third-grade disciple?
13:18Are you afraid?
13:19Give me back the raw materials quickly.
13:21I'll take the things.
13:22Let Ye come to me himself.
13:25Master.
13:26You will regret it.
13:32Where did you come from?
13:34Man Yu was conquered by my handsome.
13:35He sent me here.
13:38Actually, he was defeated by me.
13:41I have something to do.
13:42Goodbye.
13:43What are you afraid of?
13:44There is someone behind that fat man.
13:45I don't want to be implicated.
13:49Brother Wei is too rude.
13:51Is there anyone behind him
13:52bigger than Mingyue Palace?
13:54That's right.
13:55It's really different to marry Miss Chu.
13:57Stubborn.
14:03Boss Ye.
14:04It's that guy.
14:09This leaf is too leafy.
14:13Are you Zuo An?
14:16So what?
14:18So what?
14:19I'll teach you a lesson.
14:22Let me remind you.
14:23If you fight in the school openly,
14:25you will be persuaded to retreat.
14:27Then I'll have a duel with you.
14:29You said a duel.
14:30I'm so embarrassed.
14:32Isn't there a bet?
14:35OK.
14:36Whoever loses
14:37will give all the raw materials to the other party.
14:39Then kneel down
14:40and kowtow three times to the other party
14:42and call three times grandpa.
14:44What?
14:45Call three times what?
14:46Say it again.
14:47Grandpa.
14:49Good grandson.
14:53Everyone says that Miss Chu
14:55is blind
14:56and married a scoundrel.
14:58I didn't believe it at first.
15:00But today I see
15:02not only a scoundrel,
15:04but also a low-class villain
15:06who can only speak.
15:08How did Miss Chu choose him?
15:10Why don't you choose me?
15:12With your eyes,
15:13you can't eat soft rice.
15:15I can only eat soft rice.
15:17I'm always a scoundrel.
15:21Isn't Zuo Xiong your son-in-law?
15:23Why don't you help him?
15:25The Mingyue School is a place where teachers speak.
15:28Why should I help him?
15:33You really helped me a lot.
15:37What do I think the reason is?
15:39You are also a fan of my wife.
15:41Shut up.
15:42You are such a trash.
15:43You don't deserve to mention Miss Chu's name.
15:45I don't deserve to mention my wife.
15:47Are you a passer-by?
15:49You don't even have the courage to fight with others.
15:51How can you deserve her?
15:52What kind of man are you?
15:54Yes, what kind of man are you?
15:56What kind of man are you?
16:05You are crazy.
16:07Let the wrath of the God of Wrath descend upon you!
16:09Get down!
16:10Get down now!
16:13Get down!
16:14Nonsense!
16:15He's more manly than any of you!
16:20How do you know if he's a man?
16:22Of course I know!
16:24I tested him myself!
16:29I've decided on this guy!
16:31I'm going to teach him a lesson!
16:33You're done for!
16:36Beast!
16:38How can you let such a young lady go?
16:40Beast!
16:42Beast!
16:44Beast!
16:46Beast!
16:48I didn't mean it like that!
16:50I was saying that he was beaten by me seven times
16:52and didn't say a single word!
16:56Seven times?
17:06Wow!
17:11This is so much fun!
17:13How can he handle the whip?
17:19That's all he can do?
17:21If you want to protect him,
17:23at least think of a more reasonable reason.
17:25That's right.
17:27We don't believe you.
17:29I'm the second daughter of the Chu family.
17:31When have I ever lied?
17:34Why don't you slap him a few times
17:36in front of all of us
17:38so that we can see for ourselves?
17:40Okay!
17:42I'm going to teach you all a lesson today!
17:44Oh no! I didn't expect this!
17:46Brother-in-law, come here!
17:48Let's prove it to them!
17:50Don't be so impulsive!
17:52If he asks you to hit him, just do it!
17:54If it gets out, you'll lose face!
17:56That's true.
17:58What do you think we should do?
18:00Ignore them.
18:03Who do you think is a fool?
18:05We'll see.
18:09No wonder everyone says
18:11my sister-in-law is my brother-in-law's sweetheart.
18:13In the future,
18:15I'll definitely marry a woman with a sister.
18:17I just don't know
18:19if their family is as well-educated
18:21as the Chu family
18:23to let their sister-in-law take care of her brother-in-law.
18:25What did you say?
18:27Fu Hanzhou,
18:29are you trying to fight me?
18:32That's right!
18:34I'm going to fight you!
18:36I'll rip your mouth off!
18:38I'm going to fight my sister-in-law.
18:40What are you doing here?
18:42Are you really her brother-in-law?
18:44How dare you say that!
18:48Are you a man or not?
18:50You can only hide behind a woman.
18:52What kind of ability do you have?
18:54If you have the ability to find a helper,
18:56why should I do it myself?
18:58If you have the ability,
19:00why should I help you?
19:04You're so cheap!
19:08If you have the ability to find a helper,
19:10why should I do it myself?
19:12But judging from your appearance,
19:14you probably won't find a helper
19:16in your life.
19:20Shut up!
19:22He's so shameless!
19:24Don't talk nonsense!
19:30Miss Chu Er,
19:32since Ye Chen Liang
19:34didn't agree to fight with you,
19:36why do you have to force him?
19:38It's Mr. Yuan!
19:40It's so easy for him
19:42to suppress Ai Hao!
19:44Mr. Yuan is so handsome!
19:46This guy with a gun
19:48has a gun again!
19:50Who is this guy?
19:52He's so arrogant!
19:54Yuan Wendong,
19:56it's none of your business!
19:58It's none of your business!
20:00He's so handsome!
20:02I'm going to faint!
20:04He's so handsome!
20:06He's so handsome!
20:08He's so handsome!
20:12Miss Chu Er,
20:14since he didn't agree to fight with you,
20:16you're breaking the rules of the school.
20:18Even if your father is Mingyue Gong,
20:20the school will fire you.
20:22I'm afraid he can't stop you.
20:24Are you threatening me?
20:26I dare not.
20:28I'm your sister's friend.
20:30Of course I don't want to see you
20:32make a mistake.
20:34This guy is still friends with my wife.
20:40For the sake of my sister,
20:42I'll let you go today
20:44and make you lucky today.
20:48Some people who only eat soft rice
20:50still can't touch hard tea.
20:52Come on, come on.
20:54The more you eat, the more you like it.
20:56You're good at it.
20:58He's only been beaten ten times.
21:00I don't think he can beat my dog.
21:02A clown is a clown.
21:04I'll teach you a lesson today.
21:06In the end,
21:08the world is strong
21:10by itself.
21:12External forces can't be relied on.
21:14Useless people are just useless people.
21:16It's not like that.
21:22Is this my sister?
21:26She is the precious daughter of God Ji, Ji Xiaoqi.
21:28Do you want to die?
21:34Xiaoqi?
21:38Sister Ji?
21:40Why are you here?
21:42Senior Ye,
21:44you really misunderstood Brother Zu.
21:48I've seen Brother Zu's strength.
21:52Brother Zu?
22:16What's your relationship with him?
22:18He's my good friend.
22:20He must have lied to us.
22:24Don't slander me.
22:26No, no, no.
22:28I saw him kill dozens of high-ranking men with my own eyes.
22:30Even their leader died.
22:32Did he really hide his strength?
22:34I said my brother-in-law was good.
22:36Don't be funny.
22:38Let's talk about it next time.
22:40You're just a low-ranking man.
22:50Let's talk about it next time.
23:20You're just a low-ranking man.
23:22Let's talk about it next time.
23:50Let's talk about it next time.
23:52Let's talk about it next time.
23:54Let's talk about it next time.
23:56Let's talk about it next time.