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00:00Beep.
00:02Laughter.
00:03Beep.
00:04Name of the show, Password Plus, VTR 12-680,
00:06near day 12-2380, show number 514.
00:09Music.
00:11It's more than Password, it's Password Plus.
00:14Applause.
00:17Our guest stars, Betty White and Dick Martin.
00:23Applause.
00:27And here's the host of Password Plus, Tom Trinity.
00:32Thank you very much.
00:33Hello, how are you?
00:34Welcome to Password Plus.
00:36How's life?
00:37Hey.
00:38Applause.
00:40Good to see you, Pete.
00:41Hello, Dick.
00:42How are you?
00:43Great.
00:44That's good.
00:45Applause.
00:46Before we get into the show, since this is our last brace of shows with you two,
00:50I just want to thank you both once again for a tremendous week.
00:53Great fun.
00:54You've made lots of money for the contestants, and it's just terrific.
00:59Enjoyed it.
01:00And thank you for the wonderful job you've done in keeping up with Pete.
01:03Applause.
01:06Now, this is Kathy Karchers over here.
01:08Come on in.
01:09She's our current chef.
01:10Come in, Kathy.
01:11She's a member of our family.
01:12Yes, she is.
01:13$13,000.
01:14Let's hear it for the $13,000.
01:15Applause.
01:16And here's Tom Kienzel.
01:18Tom Kienzel just joined us.
01:20Come in.
01:21Applause.
01:23As I said, Kathy's a champ with $13,000.
01:26Tom just joined us when our show went off, and we heard his story.
01:30And now we're ready to play our game.
01:32Are you all set?
01:33Ready.
01:34It's a new slate.
01:35You're sharp in that jacket.
01:36I have five of them.
01:37I know.
01:38Dick and Betty, here we go.
01:44Dick, what do you want to do?
01:47Do you want to pass or do you want to play?
01:49I'll play.
01:50All right.
01:52Shrewd.
01:59Time.
02:00Betty?
02:01Get smart.
02:03Applause.
02:05I didn't want anyone to be that smart.
02:09Kathy?
02:12Smart, go ahead.
02:13Don Adams?
02:14Is it Don Adams?
02:15No, it isn't.
02:16It would have been spooky.
02:17It would have been.
02:18There's been a lot of that going on this week.
02:20Betty?
02:24Lock.
02:26Key.
02:27Uh-huh.
02:32Smart and key.
02:34What do you think, Kathy?
02:36Alice in Wonderland.
02:38Is it Alice in Wonderland?
02:40Have any ideas?
02:42I don't have any.
02:43It's not about this game.
02:44Oh, right.
02:45Do you have any ideas about that?
02:46Do you want to pass or play?
02:50I'll play.
02:51Okay.
02:52Countrywide.
02:54Nationwide.
02:56No.
02:58League.
02:59National.
03:00Uh-huh.
03:01Good, Dick.
03:02Applause.
03:07Tom Kienzel, smart, key, and national.
03:11Universities.
03:12Is it universities?
03:14No.
03:15You do get smart in those universities.
03:17Some people do.
03:18Some people.
03:19What are you going to do, Dick?
03:26I'll play.
03:27Okay.
03:30Judge.
03:32Magistrate.
03:33No.
03:34Betty?
03:35Your Honor.
03:36Oh, yes.
03:37I knew you'd get that one.
03:38I know.
03:39I knew it.
03:40One thing is for sure, they don't last long here.
03:43Kathy, smart, key, national, and honor.
03:46Is it West Point?
03:47Is it West Point?
03:49No.
03:51Now, this is the final password for this particular puzzle.
03:55So, Dick and Betty, have a look.
03:58Now, Betty, what do you think?
04:02Brotherhood.
04:05Mankind.
04:06No.
04:07Dick.
04:11Alpha.
04:14Fraternal.
04:16Oh, that's acceptable for fraternity.
04:19Now, Tom Kienzel, smart, key, national, honor, and fraternity.
04:24Phi Beta Kappa.
04:25Is it Phi Beta Kappa?
04:27Yeah.
04:30See, that's why we couldn't figure it out.
04:32We don't know that.
04:34That's a real mystery.
04:36Tap a keg of beer, maybe, with Phi Beta Kappa.
04:38Forget it.
04:39Very well done.
04:40Do you happen to have a Phi Beta Kappa key?
04:42No, I don't.
04:43Any of you?
04:44Alan does, and our son does.
04:45Isn't that terrific?
04:46Where did Alan get his?
04:47Texas.
04:48Texas?
04:49And I said he got it in Woolworths, but that's not true.
04:54Kathy Cortez wins another game.
04:56Oh, no, pardon me.
04:57Pardon me.
04:58I don't know what I am saying.
04:59I'm sorry.
05:00I go into those little alpha pockets, and who knows where I am.
05:02We have a commercial for you, and we'll be right back.
05:05Maybe we won't.
05:08I do not have a Phi Beta Kappa key.
05:10All right.
05:14100 to nothing.
05:15100 to nothing.
05:20Kathy?
05:23I'll pass.
05:24Oh, all right.
05:26Current.
05:29New.
05:30No, Kathy.
05:33Stylish.
05:36Modern.
05:37Oh, yes.
05:40Stylish, and she said modern was it.
05:43And so now, Betty, with modern, what do you think the puzzle is?
05:46Blue jeans.
05:47Is it blue jeans?
05:48Well, they are modern.
05:51Not at all.
05:54Kathy?
05:55I'll play.
05:58Vampire.
06:00Oh, it's one of two, and I think I will say Dracula.
06:07What was the other one?
06:09Fox.
06:10Oh, I see.
06:12Betty, modern and Dracula.
06:15Modern Dracula.
06:17Oh, modern Dracula is George Hamilton.
06:22Is it George Hamilton?
06:25It's a double buzz.
06:26Yeah, I guess so.
06:27It's neither George nor Hamilton.
06:30Kathy?
06:31I'll play.
06:32All right.
06:33George Hamilton.
06:34Oh.
06:36Oh.
06:39Modern Dracula Hamilton.
06:41Is it love at first bite?
06:43Is it love at first bite?
06:45That's what it is.
06:48And a comedy and a movie.
06:52Oh, Kathy.
06:54That's something you can sink your teeth into.
06:57Oh, Kathy.
07:00Oh, $100 a piece, and now we have a $200 puzzle for the game.
07:05Dick Martin and Betty White.
07:07Look at it.
07:08All right, Dick, pass or play?
07:11I will pass.
07:17Waterhole.
07:18Oasis.
07:19All right, it is one word.
07:23Fortunately for you, Miss White, it's one word.
07:26Yes.
07:27Kathy, oasis is, what do you think?
07:30A mirage.
07:31Is it a mirage?
07:32Well...
07:33Oh.
07:34Oh.
07:35Oh.
07:36Oh.
07:37Oh.
07:38Oh.
07:39Oh.
07:40Oh.
07:41Oh.
07:42Oh.
07:43Oh.
07:44Oh.
07:45Oh.
07:46Oh.
07:47Oh.
07:48Oh.
07:49Oh.
07:50Oh.
07:51Oh.
07:52Oh.
07:53Oh.
07:54Oh.
07:55Oh.
07:56Well, let me explain to you.
07:57Waterhole, we have found, according to our sources...
07:59Oh, I beg your pardon.
08:00...is two words.
08:02I would have made both on that, I'm sorry, but what do I know?
08:04I'm a kid.
08:05No.
08:06No.
08:07Let me tell you something about words as if you didn't know.
08:10Different sources might have different viewpoints.
08:13According to our source, which we use for all people
08:16and throughout the year, that is two words.
08:18Some of my best friends are camels.
08:20And...
08:21That is...
08:23But anyway...
08:24we have to disqualify that because that was an illegal clue
08:27and so what we're going to do is set fire to the studio what are we going to do?
08:32What we're going to do is pull up where I'm talking to you
08:34I see
08:36and all you have to do is say
08:38what we're going to do is
08:40because the reception is happening here
08:42we will bring Tom back
08:44right yes Tom Kienzel
08:46we will bring Tom back
08:48he's just a customer
08:50so we are going to give her the game
08:53you will get the game and we will bring Tom back
08:55oh
08:57that's wonderful
08:59thank you Bobby
09:01nobody got caught
09:03allow me to explain if I may
09:05Betty unfortunately
09:07your clue
09:09I'm sorry I want you to start Betty
09:11unfortunately
09:13over again so you're not covered
09:15with those clues
09:17or confusion
09:19allow me to explain something please
09:21according to our source
09:23your clue was ruled inadmissible
09:25because it is two words
09:27water hole however
09:29since it was our fault and since we went ahead with the conclusion
09:31Kathy you won the game we're going to allow you to win the game
09:33but Tom Kienzel
09:35this is not going to be counted against you
09:37we're going to bring you back for still another game
09:39after you give them a chance at Alphabet
09:41ok
09:43and you watch your step young lady
09:45in case you ever do
09:47oh excuse me
09:49and let's go over and play some alphabetics
09:51and make some more money
09:53come on
09:59what did you say a minute ago
10:01what kind of sisters are back
10:03the Salem sisters
10:05these two are unbelievable
10:07the way they pass clues and thoughts back and forth
10:09Kathy has 13,300
10:11so far we're going to give you a chance now
10:13for 10 passwords
10:15in 60 seconds they're going to range from
10:17the letter N and go alphabetically through
10:19the letter W
10:21get all 10 in 60 seconds you've got another $5,000
10:23ok here we go
10:25now Betty the first word begins with the letter N
10:27we're going to give you the first word here it comes
10:29think of your clues
10:31you have 60 seconds
10:33go
10:35nasty
10:37mining
10:39oil
10:41gold
10:43pipe
10:45battle
10:47quarrel
10:49fix
10:51rig
10:53television
10:55pass
10:57dirt
10:59soil
11:01watch
11:03brand
11:05peptic
11:07ulcer
11:09war
11:11east
11:13last
11:15miserable
11:17vile
11:19pass
11:21Cheyenne
11:23Wyoming
11:25fix
11:27repair
11:29war
11:31calm
11:33Vietnam
11:43oh
11:47had to work for that one
11:49and you would never have
11:51forgiven yourself if you had not gotten Vietnam
11:53why didn't I say Vietnam
11:55why didn't you say what
11:57you said everything but that
11:59it just hadn't occurred to her
12:01alright you did it again another $5,000
12:03grand total of
12:05$18,300
12:07commercial
12:13you covered it you covered everything
12:15war, last, horrible
12:19no you had I think 2 seconds left
12:21alright Cathy Cortez here comes your new
12:23opponent in the form of Sherry Soho
12:25come in here Sherry how are you
12:27good to see you
12:29sit down there and meet Betty White
12:31Soho it's S-O-J-O
12:33yes it is
12:35tell us about Ms. Soho
12:37ok I am living in
12:39Ontario California right now
12:41originally from Maryland
12:43I have 3 children and I'm an accountant
12:45for a CPA firm in Anaheim
12:47very good welcome to you Sherry
12:49here we go with Betty White, Dick Martin
12:51and you folks at home
12:53this is a $100 puzzle Betty what do you want to do
12:55pass or play
12:57I'll play
12:59language
13:03Italian
13:05no
13:07Dick
13:09French
13:11French
13:21yes that was an illegal clue Mr. Martin
13:23France is an illegal clue?
13:25Portugal
13:27Vietnam
13:29I am sorry it was an illegal clue
13:31so we cannot grant that to this side
13:33Ulysses S
13:39sure why not
13:41I'll make up a word
13:43go ahead
13:45she gets it automatically
13:47so let me see
13:49we're over here like this
13:51you've got on the blue jacket
13:53and I'm saying
13:55I'm sorry Dick that was an inadmissible clue
13:57France cannot be given for French
13:59and so the credit for that word goes over to Sherry Soho
14:01and we now have another puzzle
14:05what did I do
14:07and she gets a guess at it
14:09don't worry Alan everything is fine honey
14:19don't worry about a thing buddy
14:21I love it
14:23she gets a guess
14:25supposing she doesn't get it
14:27then what do I do
14:29then Alan comes back
14:33then you go to the audience
14:35here we go
14:37hey Dick
14:39you're not going to tell me my answer was inadmissible
14:41I'm sorry but I have to tell you
14:43your clue was inadmissible
14:45you cannot give France
14:47hello there
14:51keep it rolling guys
14:53we're getting hot now
14:55hey Dick
14:57you cannot use France for French
14:59you can't do that
15:01not on this show
15:03then we go to another show
15:05let's go
15:17here we go
15:19oh hold it
15:21wait a minute Dick
15:23you cannot give
15:25this is the first time you asked me to hold it
15:39here we go
15:49hold it I hate to interrupt Cathy
15:51but you do not get credit for that
15:53because Dick gave an illegal clue
15:55you cannot give the clue
15:57France for French
15:59so credit for that goes over to Sherry
16:01and so Sherry and Betty that is
16:03and here comes another $100 puzzle
16:05and it is
16:07oh for Christ sake
16:15Sherry's hair
16:17oh God
16:19oh that's funny
16:23I got a great idea
16:25hold it
16:27you want to use this
16:29you think these eyelashes are mine
16:31oh my God
16:33here we go
16:35he has no idea what trouble he's in
16:37hey listen
16:39Dick you cannot
16:41I'm sorry that was an illegal clue
16:43you cannot give the word French
16:45France
16:47or let's put it this way
16:49Cathy I'm sorry
16:53laughing
16:59alright
17:01hold it
17:03here we go Cathy I'm sorry
17:05we cannot give you credit for that
17:07because Dick you gave an illegal clue
17:09you cannot say France for French
17:11and so that means
17:13credit for that password goes over to Sherry
17:15and Sherry it's up on the board
17:17now what do you think that puzzle is
17:19Hollandaise
17:21oh
17:23alright
17:27alright Betty you got to pass or play
17:29I'll play
17:31insurrection
17:37insurmountable
17:39war
17:41revolution
17:43that brings the control back to you Cathy
17:45now you have French and revolution
17:47what do you think the puzzle is
17:49it is not
17:51well
17:53things have been going
17:55pass or play
17:59pass
18:01alright
18:03misplaced
18:07displace
18:09no
18:11lost
18:13alright
18:15once again you have control now Cathy
18:17now she's nodding over there
18:19just a second
18:21Dick France
18:23did I give another illegal clue
18:25when the word is lost
18:27lose is
18:29a form of the word lost and you cannot use it
18:31it's a dangling participle
18:33that's exactly what it is
18:35and I'm not a bad little guy
18:37that's right
18:39so unfortunately that means
18:41that the credit goes over to Sherry Soho
18:43and Sherry lost however does go up
18:45on the board and now you have a chance
18:47you have three clues French revolution and lost
18:49now Sherry what do you think that puzzle is
18:51battle of Waterloo
18:53is it the battle of Waterloo
18:55it is not on we go
18:57with a cavalcade of clues here
19:03read that card for me
19:05alright Betty
19:07I can't wait to hear this one Betty
19:09Pete
19:15Pete
19:19chopped liver
19:21what was the clue
19:27I said Pete
19:29and she said chopped liver
19:33I thought you meant
19:39hair
19:41toupee
19:43no Betty
19:49bald
19:51wig
19:53alright Dick
19:55this is the final clue
19:57face
19:59beard
20:01no they were going for head
20:03head
20:05sure they were
20:07you just had to take my word
20:09for that I guess
20:19hate
20:21pate
20:23alright so French revolution
20:25lost the header up there but fortunately
20:27nobody gets a chance at that so Dick and Betty
20:29take a look at this
20:31Betty
20:33are you
20:35come on guys you're putting me
20:37alright
20:39okay
20:41alright
20:43Victoria
20:45Queen
20:47yes
20:49alright now
20:51Sherry
20:53French revolution
20:55lost head and
20:57Queen Sherry
20:59Victoria
21:01is it Victoria
21:03no now Betty since that was the final
21:05password that means you get a chance at this
21:07what do you think the puzzle is
21:09oh I hope it's Marie Antoinette
21:11is it Marie Antoinette
21:13it is
21:15alright
21:17so Betty wins that game 4 Sherry
21:19and it is 100 dollars and nothing
21:21and we'll be right back don't go away
21:23ladies and gentlemen we would like to
21:25share something with you if we may
21:27on this show when a mistake is made
21:29we usually edit it out and put
21:31the two pieces together and you see the show
21:33in its entirety without knowing anything
21:35ever happened and Gene Wood says at the end of the show
21:37such and such happened or it was edited for
21:39your edification we had
21:41a situation arise on this show
21:43that if Alan Ludden were here
21:45he would have handled it quite efficiently
21:47and cleverly and adroitly
21:49but I gave it the Kennedy treatment
21:51along with an assist by my friend
21:53Dick Martin we thought maybe you would like to
21:55see what happened
22:03Tom I need another take of this
22:05yeah that was terrible now let me see
22:07was it
22:09remember what Shakespeare said about brevity
22:13yeah right ok
22:15why is it longer
22:17laughter
22:19laughter
22:23yes
22:31ladies and gentlemen we'd like to share something
22:33with you normally when a mistake is made on the show
22:35we'll edit it out and give you a clean version
22:37but we had something that happened today
22:39that I decided to correct on the air
22:41now if Alan Ludden were here he would have done it
22:43quickly and efficiently but I gave it the Kennedy treatment
22:45along with a good assist from my friend
22:47Dick Martin we thought maybe you'd like to see it
22:49here it is
22:53100 to nothing here's another
22:55100 dollar puzzle Sherry and Kathy
22:59Kathy pass or play
23:01I will play slumber
23:03sleep yes
23:05there it is Dick what's the puzzle
23:07Rip Van Winkle
23:09is it Rip Van Winkle
23:11it isn't good try though Kathy
23:13Sherry Kathy
23:17I will pass
23:19Sherry
23:21ocean
23:25ocean
23:27sea no Kathy
23:29breakers
23:31wave yes Dick
23:33now you have sleep and you have wave
23:35what is that puzzle
23:37it's the
23:39lady sailors
23:41what they do whatever
23:43I'm not even going to bother
23:45with that
23:47Kathy pass or play
23:49I'll pass
23:51alright Sherry
23:53liquid water
23:55no Kathy
23:59liquid wet nope
24:01Sherry final clue on your side
24:05water
24:07fluid yes
24:09Betty
24:11now Betty you have a sleep waves
24:13fluid how do you think that is
24:15waves
24:19sleep waves fluid
24:21Sherry thinks she knows nuts did you say
24:23is it nuts
24:25no it's not alright
24:27Sherry what are you going to do
24:29pass
24:31alright Kathy
24:33cellophane
24:35see through
24:37no Sherry
24:39vinyl
24:41plastic
24:43sleep waves fluid
24:45and plastic
24:47don't say anything
24:49fluid plastic oh isn't this
24:51just terrible
24:53let's see on we go Sherry
24:55Kathy
24:57Sherry
25:01I will
25:03pass or play
25:05I will pass
25:07Kathy
25:09alright Dick
25:11sleep waves fluid plastic and mattress
25:13what is it
25:15waterbed
25:17it is waterbed
25:19and the prize is
25:21$100
25:23we'll be right back
25:25special week next week
25:27Betty Dick thank you
25:29Merry Christmas to you both Alan and to all of our friends
25:31Merry Christmas bye bye see you next week
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