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00:00$10,000, Joanne.
00:02I double-dare you.
00:03I hope so.
00:04-$25,000, Brian, what is it?
00:07What will they think of Matt?
00:09I hope so.
00:10Whoo!
00:11Alright.
00:12Okay.
00:14Whoo!
00:15$25,000, Brian.
00:16What will they think of Matt?
00:18I hope so.
00:19Whoo!
00:20Alright.
00:21Okay.
00:22Whoo!
00:23$25,000, Brian.
00:24What will they think of Matt?
00:26I hope so.
00:27Whoo!
00:28Alright.
00:29Heidi Bohe, Ted Knight, Beverly Garland,
00:36and Steve Boggs,
00:38all in a game that's just over their heads.
00:41All-Star Blitz!
00:43All-Star Blitz!
00:46All-Star Blitz!
00:47And here's the master of the Blitz board,
00:49Peter Marshall!
00:52Thank you, John.
00:54Welcome to All-Star Blitz.
00:55Hello, stars.
00:56Hello.
00:57This is our star right now.
00:58This gentleman, this is your third trip here, right?
01:00Yes.
01:01This is Lance Hailstone.
01:02Good to see you, Lance.
01:04Now, what did you trade the first time you were here?
01:08A trip to Niagara Falls and a chance to see you
01:11in La Cagia Poli in Toronto.
01:13Well, that was a mistake.
01:14I know.
01:15Yes.
01:16And then I think you had a Rodale drive.
01:18Yes.
01:19Well, now you've got the entertainment unit
01:20worth $3,000.
01:21Maybe you don't have to trade that in.
01:22Maybe not.
01:23Alright.
01:24Here are the rules.
01:25Each time you spin this wheel,
01:26you'll land on one of our six Blitz boards up there.
01:28And each time the wheel stops, you receive a clue
01:31if you allowed four spins.
01:32And if you land on a box up there
01:34that's already occupied, it's a wasted spin.
01:36When you finish and you guess correctly,
01:38and let's do it today.
01:39Here, $15,000 in cash.
01:41The stars are playing along with us.
01:42And if you miss, they may win you a consolation prize.
01:45We have how many words?
01:47There are two words.
01:48So, let's go.
01:49Alright.
01:50Here we go.
01:51Start this day off right.
01:52Alright.
01:53Alright.
01:54Let's go.
01:55Something good up there.
01:56Anything's good.
01:57Good start.
01:58Alrighty.
02:00Two words.
02:01Give it a big spin.
02:02We don't want to go back there.
02:04Alright.
02:05Come on.
02:06Up at the top now.
02:07Start at the top.
02:10Alright.
02:11Good.
02:12Yeah.
02:13Alright.
02:14So far, so good.
02:16Here we go.
02:17Number three.
02:18Alright.
02:19Give me another one.
02:20No way.
02:21Get off that.
02:22Get off that.
02:23Get off that.
02:24That's alright.
02:25That's good.
02:26Okay.
02:27One more spin.
02:28Here we go.
02:29Where do you want to land?
02:30What do you need?
02:31Right there in the middle.
02:32Top middle.
02:33Top middle.
02:34Top middle.
02:35Top middle.
02:36Get away.
02:37We are down to this.
02:38You, third time,
02:39you've traded both prizes away.
02:41You have a chance now.
02:42It's that Entertainment U
02:43worth $3,000.
02:44$15,000 in cash.
02:45You got to trade.
02:46You got to try and guess.
02:47I'm going to try and guess.
02:48Alright.
02:49Give you 10 seconds.
02:50Take a look.
02:51Stars, play along with us.
02:53Two words for $15,000.
02:57Lance, what is it?
02:59Barbara Garland?
03:02No.
03:04Let us reveal what it is.
03:07Barbara Walters.
03:10That was a very good guess, though.
03:12That was a good guess.
03:13Close.
03:14Barbara Walters.
03:15Any of our stars have it?
03:16No.
03:17Barbara Walters.
03:18No.
03:19Barbara Walters.
03:20No.
03:21Any of our stars have it?
03:22None of our stars had it.
03:24We're going to have a commercial.
03:25You're going to have another shot at it.
03:26There he is.
03:27Worth $20,000 next time we're on.
03:30♪♪
03:34Jack Nicholson.
03:36Going down.
03:37We've got only 30 seconds
03:38to tell you about the fastest
03:39and funniest hour on television,
03:40the USA Comedy Hour.
03:41Monday through Friday,
03:42it's the feisty Marlo Thomas
03:43and the madcap misadventures
03:44of That Girl.
03:45Then, a sorcerer turned car mechanic?
03:47Mystical madness?
03:48No, Mr. Merlin.
03:49A frozen object was discovered
03:50and identified as your father.
03:51Get the picture,
03:52then get ready for the second hundred years.
03:53Then, move over, say it elsewhere,
03:54and make room for temperatures rising.
03:56The flying nun turned psychic spouse?
03:57Sally Field is the girl
03:58with something extra.
03:59And finally,
04:00Paul Apprentice and Richard Benjamin
04:01are he and she.
04:02An hour of laughs just for fun,
04:03all week long
04:04on the USA Comedy Hour.
04:05Whew.
04:06♪♪
04:09Stars, lands, audience,
04:10I want you to meet a young lady.
04:12You watched our show in Omaha.
04:14Yes, I did.
04:15And you decided to try out.
04:17You flew all the way out and auditioned?
04:18I flew all the way out here to audition.
04:19And you were selected?
04:20Yes, I was.
04:21Well, good for you.
04:22That's a nice story, isn't it?
04:24You are a student working towards your master's
04:27in public administration,
04:28and you have a two-year-old son?
04:30No, I have two children.
04:31Two children?
04:32I have two children,
04:33a son and a daughter.
04:34And you like race walking?
04:35Yes, I do.
04:36This is Cynthia Reeves.
04:37Isn't she expressive?
04:39All right.
04:40The object of the players here
04:41is to solve a puzzle
04:42by uncovering the clues
04:43on the six screens
04:44and figure out what is hidden there,
04:45like Barbara Walters.
04:46It's always a comedy,
04:47or popular name,
04:48something we are all familiar with.
04:49And the first one to win two games wins the match,
04:51a prize worth over $3,000
04:53and a chance at $20,000 in the Blitz Finanza.
04:56Each celebrity is responsible
04:57for the column of stars listed overhead.
04:59For example, this is Beverly's top,
05:01middle, and bottom.
05:02And when a box is surrounded by stars,
05:04they earn a clue.
05:05We'll show the home audience,
05:06but not the players.
05:07How many words are in the phrase?
05:08Always begin with four free stars.
05:10Good luck, Cynthia.
05:12Pick a star.
05:13I'd like to go with Heidi Bohe
05:15in the middle.
05:16I'd like to go with Heidi Bohe
05:17in the middle, please.
05:18According to Tennyson's famous poem,
05:20Sir Galahad,
05:21my strength is as the strength of ten,
05:24because why?
05:27My love is true.
05:28My love is true.
05:29I agree.
05:30My heart is pure.
05:32You are in control.
05:33Lance, pick a star.
05:34Ted Knight at the top, please.
05:36Now, you've been in the business,
05:38and you know a lot about stars and things,
05:40but who is Lana Turner's,
05:41Lana Turner's very first husband?
05:44James Madison.
05:45James Madison.
05:46James Madison.
05:47James Madison.
05:48James Madison.
05:49James Madison.
05:50James Madison.
05:51Now, I'll show it to truth.
05:52It was one of my favorite,
05:53of all time, great musicians,
05:55Artie Shaw.
05:56Artie Shaw.
05:57I'll agree.
05:58Still around.
05:59He's got the band back,
06:00and it's great.
06:01That's it.
06:02Okay, continue.
06:03Ted Knight in the middle, please.
06:04By the way,
06:05the Ted Knight Show,
06:06it was called,
06:07Too Close for Comfort.
06:08It's still on.
06:09It's now the Ted Knight Show,
06:10and it's as good,
06:11it's better than ever,
06:12and we thank you.
06:13Thank you, Peter.
06:14Thank you, everybody.
06:15Congratulations.
06:16When we go on Daylight Savings Time,
06:18do we turn the clock ahead or back?
06:22Ah, well, that would be
06:23spring back forward,
06:24back forward,
06:25spring forward,
06:26back, back.
06:27I disagree.
06:28No, ahead.
06:29I knew it.
06:30You know it, you know it.
06:31Here's your clue.
06:34What do you think?
06:35I think I'd better play on it.
06:36The celebrities are shown
06:37a choice of answers
06:38and try to pick the one,
06:39the one they think is correct.
06:40Now, pick a star.
06:41Beverly Garland in the middle, please.
06:43According to World Book, my love,
06:44what would you find in a stud book?
06:47Stud book.
06:48In a stud book.
06:49Ha, ha.
06:50Uh, uh, horses.
06:52Horses.
06:53I'll agree.
06:54No, pedigree dogs.
06:55You are in control.
06:56We'll go back to Beverly Garland here
06:58for your clue.
06:59In a recent People Magazine poll,
07:01men were asked to name
07:02the best-looking woman in America.
07:05Who came up number one?
07:07Uh, Linda Evans.
07:09Linda Evans.
07:10I'll agree.
07:12Linda Evans.
07:13Oh.
07:14I'll agree.
07:17Would you like to take a guess?
07:19Or play on?
07:21I'd like to play on, please.
07:23Pick a star.
07:24I'd like Steve Bond in the middle, please.
07:28I have a feeling there are people out there
07:30that know who Steve Bond is.
07:31Yes.
07:32From General Hospital and, uh,
07:34New Father, six months, six,
07:36or six weeks.
07:37Six weeks.
07:38Ashley, Ashley Bond.
07:39Yes.
07:40Already.
07:41Etiquette, flag, etiquette.
07:42Is it okay to wash your flag
07:44in the washing machine,
07:45or should you always dry clean,
07:47Old Glory?
07:48I think you ought to dry clean,
07:51Old Glory.
07:53I'll agree.
07:54Always dry clean, Old Glory.
07:57Continue, dear.
07:58I'd like to go with Steve Bond
08:00in the top, please.
08:02If you believe in phrenology,
08:04phrenology,
08:05you believe that a person's character
08:07can be determined by the simple shape
08:09of their what?
08:10Um.
08:11Their head.
08:12Their head.
08:13I agree.
08:14They are called phrenologists.
08:15That's right.
08:16Take a look.
08:17For the first game,
08:18would you like to take a guess?
08:19I'm sure would.
08:20What is it?
08:21Don't talk with your mouth full.
08:23♪♪
08:26Very good.
08:30All right, a commercial,
08:31then, Lance,
08:32you'll start the next game.
08:33We'll be back.
08:34Whoo!
08:35♪♪
08:40To Wednesdays in April on USA.
08:44Our champion, Lance Dalestone,
08:45here.
08:46We'll start this game.
08:47Let's show you folks at home
08:48how many words are in the phrase.
08:49Give you the following three stars.
08:51Point, point, point, point, point.
08:53Okay, Lance.
08:54All right.
08:55Beverly Garland at the top, please.
08:57According to the new
08:58Columbia Encyclopedia,
08:59they don't see well,
09:01they are not too smart,
09:02they bathe a lot,
09:05and they can ram a train
09:07right off the tracks.
09:08What are they?
09:09The elephants.
09:10The elephants.
09:11I'll disagree.
09:12The rhinoceros.
09:13Elephants are quite smart.
09:14Rhinos are a little different.
09:16Okay.
09:17Continue.
09:18Steve Vaughn in the middle, please.
09:21Who was the first regular
09:24newscaster on network television?
09:27John Cameron Swayze.
09:29I will agree.
09:30Check your watch.
09:31That's right.
09:32Okay.
09:33Here's the clue.
09:34Not much of a clue.
09:36Continue.
09:37Take Ted Knight at the top, please.
09:39U.S. News and World Report
09:41recently published a survey
09:43of the 265 most distinguished
09:45citizens in America today.
09:47Ronald Reagan was number one.
09:49Who was number two?
09:51Ooh.
09:53Uh...
09:55Lee Iacocca.
09:57Lee Iacocca.
09:58I'll agree.
09:59I would have agreed, too.
10:00No.
10:01Federal Reserve Chairman Paul Volcker
10:02gets a lot of criticism
10:03but he's got stick-to-itiveness.
10:04You are in control, Cynthia.
10:06Would you like to take a guess
10:07or pick a star?
10:08I'd like to pick a star, please.
10:09I'll go with Ted Knight
10:10in the middle, please.
10:12In that old ballad,
10:14who pulled out her big 44?
10:17Dolly Parton?
10:20No.
10:21That was naughty
10:23and I apologize.
10:24Uh...
10:25Oh, that would have to be Frankie.
10:30I'll agree.
10:31Frankie and Johnny.
10:32That's it.
10:33Here's the clue.
10:36What do you think?
10:37Play on?
10:38I'd like to play on, please.
10:39I'll go with Heidi Bohey
10:41in the middle, please.
10:42What incredible lady
10:44said recently,
10:45I'm 67,
10:46but my body still feels
10:47like it wants to run in the park?
10:51Lena Horne.
10:52Lena Horne.
10:53I'll agree.
10:54She is the best.
10:56Lena Horne.
10:57Yo!
11:01For the championship,
11:02would you like to take a guess?
11:05I'd like to play on, please.
11:06All right.
11:07Pick a star.
11:08I'd like to go with
11:09Heidi Bohey in the middle,
11:10at the bottom, please.
11:11Yes.
11:12In New York City today,
11:13it will cost you $47.50 tops
11:16for three hours of this.
11:18Three hours of what?
11:19A Broadway show.
11:22I'll disagree.
11:23Yeah.
11:24La Cage Aux Folles,
11:25which I am going on the road.
11:26In New York,
11:27the top's $47.50
11:28and they're selling out.
11:29You are in control.
11:30For a tie game,
11:31would you like to take a guess
11:32or would you like a question?
11:34Question, please.
11:35Okay.
11:36Heidi,
11:37it's just an old wives' tale,
11:38but do they say
11:39starve a cold
11:40and feed a fever
11:41or feed a cold
11:42and starve a fever?
11:44Feed a cold
11:45and starve a fever.
11:46Feed a cold
11:47and starve a fever.
11:48I'll agree.
11:49It's feed a cold
11:50and starve a fever.
11:51That's right.
11:52Okay.
11:53There it is.
11:54What do you think?
11:55I think I better play on.
11:56Beverly Garland,
11:57at the bottom, please.
11:58What is the basic element
12:00of Mexican cuisine?
12:02The basic element
12:03of Mexican cuisine.
12:04Plutonium.
12:05No.
12:06All right.
12:07Beans.
12:08The beans.
12:09I will agree.
12:10The tortilla.
12:11The tortilla.
12:12Would you like to take a guess?
12:13Yes, I would, please.
12:14All right.
12:15For the championship,
12:16a chance at $20,000
12:17in cash.
12:18What is it?
12:19The evil eye.
12:20All right.
12:21Let me tell you
12:22the story here.
12:23Cynthia's son.
12:24What is he?
12:25He's 10?
12:26Yes, he's 10.
12:27His name is?
12:28Andre.
12:29Andre had some major surgery.
12:30He watched.
12:31He loved our show.
12:32He said,
12:33Mom,
12:34you got to see
12:35All-Star Blitz.
12:36He got her hooked.
12:37He said,
12:38why don't you go to California
12:39and try out?
12:40You did.
12:41I did.
12:42And you're gonna go
12:43for $20,000.
12:44Great.
12:45We say goodbye to you,
12:46Lance, once again.
12:47Yes.
12:50We say goodbye to you,
12:51Lance, once again.
12:52Yes.
12:53This time,
12:54you leave with something.
12:55Right.
12:56That entertainment unit
12:57and we have some lovely
12:58party gifts.
13:00Lance Halestone,
13:01all ready.
13:02Here's your gift up here.
13:03Cynthia,
13:04take a look.
13:05It's our two-week
13:06vacation in Mexico.
13:07We'll fly you
13:08and your aboard
13:09from Los Angeles
13:10to Puerto Vallarta
13:11on Mexicana Airlines,
13:12where you'll enjoy
13:13Mexicana's exclusive
13:14golden Aztec luxury service,
13:15featuring complimentary
13:16French wine
13:17and champagne.
13:18You'll spend one week
13:19at Holiday Inn
13:20Puerto Vallarta
13:21overlooking
13:22delightful Banderas Bay,
13:23contemporary accommodations
13:24featuring in-room movies
13:25and traditional
13:26or continental cuisine
13:27from Holiday Inn
13:28Puerto Vallarta.
13:29And it isn't over yet.
13:30We're flying you
13:31for another week
13:32in beautiful Mazatlan.
13:33You'll be guests
13:34at Holiday Inn
13:35Mazatlan,
13:36located on the beach
13:37with elegant rooms
13:38featuring in-room movies.
13:39Enjoy dining
13:40and dancing,
13:41water sports,
13:42and relaxing under the sun
13:43from Holiday Inn
13:44Mazatlan.
13:45And you won't come back
13:46empty-handed
13:47from Holiday Inn
13:48Mazatlan,
13:49featuring a gold peso
13:50furnished by Jewels
13:51by Edouard
13:52from Beverly Hills.
13:53This tour Mexico vacation
13:54is valued
13:55at over $3,000.
13:56But more importantly,
13:57you're going for $20,000
13:58in cash,
13:59right after this commercial.
14:00We'll be back.
14:01I said,
14:02Cindy,
14:03here we are,
14:04$20,000.
14:05I said,
14:06you nervous?
14:07She said,
14:08if I win,
14:09can I kiss Steve Vaughn?
14:10Of course you can kiss
14:11Steve Vaughn
14:12if you win.
14:13We want you to win.
14:14All right,
14:15we'll see you
14:16We want you to win.
14:17All right,
14:18each time you spin this wheel,
14:19you're going to land
14:20on one of the six boxes
14:21up there on the blitz board.
14:22When the wheel stops,
14:23you receive a clue.
14:24You're allowed four spins.
14:25If you land on a box
14:26that's occupied,
14:27it's a wasted spin.
14:28And when you finish,
14:29you guessed correctly,
14:30$20,000.
14:31The stars are playing
14:32along with you.
14:33And if you are incorrect,
14:34they may win you
14:35a consolation prize.
14:36Then again,
14:37they may not.
14:38Two words,
14:39my love,
14:40good luck.
14:41It's for the kids.
14:42For the kids.
14:43Top left.
14:44Top left.
14:46Get on.
14:47Keep going.
14:49That's what you wanted.
14:50Top left.
14:51All right.
14:52Continue, dear.
14:55Come on,
14:56anything in the middle.
14:57Anything in the middle.
15:01It's okay.
15:02Okay.
15:03All right.
15:04Continue, dear.
15:05That's okay.
15:06That's all right.
15:07Come on.
15:10We want four clues
15:11up there.
15:13Get up there.
15:14Perfect.
15:16Perfect.
15:17Okay.
15:18This is the last one.
15:19Make it successful.
15:20Where would you like to go?
15:23Where do you want it, Cynthia?
15:24In the middle.
15:25Anywhere.
15:26Anywhere in the middle.
15:27Anywhere in the middle.
15:28In the middle.
15:29In the middle.
15:30In the middle.
15:32Take a look.
15:34Give you 10 seconds.
15:35Take a look.
15:36Stars,
15:37play along with us.
15:43All righty.
15:44Heidi's still writing
15:45and Ted's still writing
15:46and so is Beverly.
15:47Steve's pondering.
15:48Heidi,
15:49let's put down the pen, Ted.
15:50We can't take any longer.
15:51All right, dear.
15:52For $20,000
15:53all the way from Omaha
15:54to play our game,
15:55I hope it's right.
15:56What is it?
16:00Thin to me.
16:02I don't have any idea.
16:03I don't either.
16:04Let's see what it is.
16:08Okay.
16:09Skin tight.
16:10Skin tight.
16:11Okay.
16:12Skin tight.
16:13The big clue
16:14was right there
16:15in the middle.
16:16In the middle.
16:17Yeah, as you said.
16:18That was it.
16:19Okay.
16:20Any of our stars have it?
16:21None of our stars had it.
16:22Now the commercials
16:23and then a brand new match.
16:24Okay.
16:35You mentioned that your son,
16:36Andre,
16:37was home
16:38but you also have a daughter
16:39and we should mention her name.
16:40Her name is Shannon.
16:41And I hope they're both watching
16:42and I'm sure they are.
16:43I'm sure they are.
16:44All right.
16:45I want you to meet star's audience.
16:46This gentleman
16:47is a native Southern Californian.
16:48He has spent some time
16:49in the Fiji Islands
16:50as a copywriter.
16:51Absolutely.
16:52Okay.
16:53He enjoys rock climbing
16:54and writing.
16:55Ron Rubine.
16:56Nice to see you, Ron.
16:57Pleasure.
16:59All right.
17:00Let's start it all
17:01and show our home audience
17:02how many words
17:03are in the phrase.
17:04We'll give you
17:05the four free stars
17:06and we want you to just...
17:07There.
17:08Where's the star?
17:09In baseball.
17:11In baseball,
17:12what are you doing
17:13if you're in the corn?
17:17If you're in the corn,
17:18you're playing in the outfield.
17:20I'll have to agree with that.
17:21That's right.
17:22Continue.
17:23I'll go with Beverly Garland
17:24at the top, please.
17:26Beverly,
17:27according to Emily Post,
17:29is it all right
17:30for a woman
17:31to be in her hotel bed
17:32when the man
17:33from room service arrives?
17:35Now, you own a hotel.
17:36In fact,
17:37you own two hotels.
17:38So I know that answer.
17:39Okay,
17:40is it all right...
17:41And the answer is
17:42it depends on
17:43what she ordered.
17:49But is it all right
17:50for a woman
17:51to be in her hotel bed
17:52when the man
17:53from room service arrives?
17:54Absolutely.
17:55Sure.
17:56I would disagree with that.
17:57Emily says
17:58they are used
17:59to seeing women
18:00in various stages
18:01of undress.
18:02It's okay.
18:03You have control.
18:04Cynthia,
18:05we'll go back
18:06to Beverly Garland here.
18:08What's the best gift
18:09to give
18:10to a nun?
18:12To a nun?
18:14Give her wine.
18:15Wine.
18:16I'll disagree.
18:17No,
18:18money.
18:19Here's the clue.
18:22I'm sure you want
18:23to continue.
18:24I'd like to continue,
18:25please.
18:26I'd like to go
18:27with Heidi Bohey
18:28at the top, please.
18:29In Snow White
18:30and the Seven Dwarfs,
18:31which one of those
18:32little guys
18:33was completely bald?
18:34Grumpy.
18:35Grumpy was bald.
18:36I'll agree.
18:37Grumpy was bald.
18:38You're in control.
18:39Ron,
18:40back to Heidi.
18:41Unless you want
18:42to take a guess,
18:43I wouldn't think...
18:44Not a clue.
18:45Okay.
18:46According to
18:47the Detroit Free Press,
18:48if you wear a bra
18:49every day,
18:50a bra every day,
18:51how much life
18:52can you expect
18:53to get out of it?
18:54Oh,
18:55four months.
18:56Four months.
18:58I'll agree with that.
19:00That's it.
19:01Okay.
19:02Hey.
19:03What do you think?
19:04I'm going
19:05to take a guess at it.
19:06All right.
19:07Up for grabs.
19:13We've got
19:14two players here.
19:15We have
19:16two players
19:17here.
19:18I'll tell you.
19:22We...
19:23Pardon me?
19:24No more time.
19:25Oh,
19:26we have...
19:27I have been informed
19:28the time is up.
19:29So,
19:30that means that
19:31we will start
19:32tomorrow with Cynthia,
19:33our current champion.
19:34And I'll tell you
19:35she's worth
19:36$25,000.
19:37I'd like to thank
19:38our stars,
19:39Heidi Bohe,
19:40who stars
19:41in Hotel
19:42with Jim Golden
19:43and a lot of my buddies
19:44over there.
19:45Ted Knight,
19:46that's Ted Knight Show.
19:47And Beverly Garland
19:48on Scarecrow
19:49and Mrs. King.
19:50And Steve Bond
19:51right here
19:52on ABC
19:53in General Hospital.
19:54Thank you, guys.
19:55Thank you, Cynthia.
19:56Thank you, Ron.
19:57See you here tomorrow morning.
19:58Have a good day now.
19:59Bye-bye.
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