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00:00Senior year, the culmination of all my careful planning.
00:04Perfect grades, the model boyfriend.
00:07It's all falling into place.
00:09Hey, Jake.
00:12What'd you want to talk about?
00:14We need to break up.
00:15What?
00:16Come on, Claire.
00:17Things haven't been working out for a while.
00:19But everything was going so well.
00:21I've been seeing someone else.
00:23It's okay, Claire.
00:25I mean, it's not the end of the world.
00:28You'll find someone.
00:31Claire.
00:33My jacket.
00:43See, it's cool.
00:50Look, I get it's only been a week,
00:52but this moping, it's gotta stop.
00:55We were together for two years, though.
00:57Exactly!
00:58Forget him.
00:59This is our senior year,
01:00literally the perfect time to just start fresh.
01:02I don't want to start fresh.
01:04I just want Jake back.
01:05Wait, wait, wait, pause.
01:07You want to get back together with him?
01:09Of course I do.
01:11Even though he cheated on you.
01:13Even though he cheated on you.
01:16Everyone makes mistakes.
01:18Oh, okay.
01:19Look, sooner or later,
01:20he's gonna realize how much he misses me.
01:22You know you're my best friend, right?
01:24Yeah.
01:25So seeing you like this,
01:27it honestly kills me.
01:30So if you really, really want to get back together with Jake,
01:34then I'm willing to help you.
01:37Really?
01:38Yeah.
01:39Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you.
01:40Okay, okay, okay, okay.
01:42Okay, there's one thing you can do,
01:44like one thing that'll drive him crazy
01:45and just straight back into your arms.
01:47What is it?
01:48Operation Jealousy.
01:51Operation Jealousy?
01:53You gotta make him crazy jealous,
01:54and then he'll be crawling on his knees,
01:56begging to get back together with you.
01:58Okay, and how do I do that?
02:01Simple.
02:02You bring a hot guy to his birthday party tomorrow.
02:04I don't know.
02:06Seems kind of crazy to me.
02:07Well, you need to trust me,
02:08because it's gonna work.
02:09Okay, well, how am I supposed to find
02:11a new boyfriend in the next 24 hours?
02:13Babe, it's 2020.
02:15You know that anything's possible.
02:17Plus, I found this new app called BF Bundle,
02:21where you can hire a fake boyfriend for the night.
02:23Wait, how do you know about this?
02:26This is about you.
02:27This is about you.
02:28So...
02:30Okay, well, how does it work?
02:31Well, first, we need to create your profile.
02:34And...
02:35Done.
02:36Now we just wait.
02:39Actually, hold on, I'm gonna add a bio
02:40to make you seem a little bit more...
02:43fun.
02:45Okay, I am plenty of fun.
02:48Look at you right now.
02:50Okay, fair enough.
02:51Yeah.
02:53And...
02:54Oh, oh, whoa.
02:56You already have a match, dude.
02:57You have a match.
02:58And the reviews are raving that he is a total hottie.
03:02Oh my God, let me see.
03:04Swoon-worthy.
03:05Yeah.
03:06Local athlete.
03:08He has a five-star rating.
03:09Yeah, that sounds perfect for you.
03:12Wait, why aren't there any photos?
03:14Um, oh, the app says it's a privacy thing
03:16you have to commit to at least to meet up.
03:18Oh.
03:20I'll take this.
03:21Let's see.
03:22Wait, what are you doing?
03:25Done.
03:27You're meeting him today.
03:29Today?
03:30Yeah.
03:31Like, this today?
03:32This one.
03:33So, let's get dressed.
03:34Zoe!
03:35Yeah!
03:36Zoe!
03:37Come on!
03:38That is too soon!
03:49Damon!
03:50Hey.
03:51I thought you were at a hockey convention all summer.
03:54No, it ended.
03:55I just got back into town.
03:56Plus, Jake wouldn't stop going on about his big birthday bash.
03:59Guess I'll see you there?
04:01Um, no.
04:02Actually, we broke up.
04:04Oh.
04:05Oh, man.
04:06I'm sorry to hear that.
04:07Thanks.
04:08Well, I'm meeting someone, so have a good night.
04:10Yeah, you too.
04:19Bye.
04:33You know, I'm sure they'll be here any second.
04:35You don't have to wait.
04:36Thank you, though.
04:37I'm not.
04:38I'm actually...
04:39I happen to be meeting someone, too.
04:41Do you have to do it right here?
04:44It's public street, so I'm pretty sure that means we can share the sidewalk.
04:49I'm supposed to meet this girl I've been texting.
04:51Poor thing's going through a rough breakup.
04:58Drama Queen 2020?
05:00Oh, man!
05:01What?
05:02This is epic!
05:03This is a mistake.
05:04Look, forget about everything.
05:05You can even keep the money.
05:06Oh, no, no, no.
05:07You can't get away that easy.
05:08Please, don't tell Jake about this.
05:10Okay, I won't tell him.
05:12And I'll do you one better.
05:14I'll be your fake boyfriend.
05:18What?
05:20What?
05:21That's why you're in the app, right?
05:22I just wanted to hire someone for a date.
05:25You know, make Jake jealous.
05:26Great, I'm in.
05:27No!
05:28Look, we can't do that.
05:29He's your brother.
05:31Who also happens to be a massive jerk for what he did to you.
05:33I mean, I can't believe he cheated on you.
05:36No one's going to believe that you're actually dating me.
05:40Everyone knows you don't do relationships.
05:43Maybe I'm full of surprises.
05:45No, forget it.
05:46Look, I'll find someone else.
05:47Look, you're not going to do better than going out with Jake's older, charming, and much hotter brother.
05:53Come on, you want to make him jealous and I want to teach him a lesson.
05:56It's a win-win.
06:01Fine.
06:02But we follow my plan.
06:03No improvising.
06:05Yes, ma'am.
06:07So, when exactly are we going to do this?
06:09Tomorrow night.
06:11That's his birthday party.
06:13Exactly.
06:14That's his birthday party.
06:15That's his birthday party.
06:16Exactly.
06:18Wow.
06:19Well, you're definitely full of surprises.
06:23Will you please answer the question?
06:25Jeez, take it easy.
06:27I hired you to be my boyfriend, remember?
06:30You have to know how we got together in case anyone asks.
06:33Okay, okay, yeah.
06:34What was the question?
06:35Where did we go on our first date?
06:39Um...
06:40We had a magical night at the movies.
06:43Do people even go to the movies anymore?
06:45Yes, they do.
06:46Isn't that kind of lame?
06:47It's not lame.
06:49It's believable.
06:51No, what we need is an epic love story to blow everyone's mind.
06:57What epic love story?
06:59We've been dating for like a week.
07:02Well, haven't you ever heard of love at first sight?
07:09Haven't you ever heard of love at first sight?
07:14I've known you for two years, Damon.
07:16Fine, love at second sight.
07:19Look, I just don't want this to blow up in my face because of one misstep.
07:22I'm getting Jake back.
07:24He cheated on you.
07:25It was a mistake.
07:26Besides, I put too much in this relationship just to throw it away.
07:29Wow, how romantic.
07:31You just don't understand the value of being in a committed relationship.
07:35Real relationships never work.
07:38That's why I'm on the app.
07:39With fake relationships, I can enjoy it all without any disappointment.
07:46How romantic.
07:50Well, I gotta go. I've got hockey practice before the party tonight.
07:54Wait, we haven't even gone over my favorite hobbies yet.
07:56How about you drop the plan and just see where the night takes you?
08:00Ever heard of the risk worth taking?
08:02Ever heard of don't mess with a good thing?
08:04Look, I'll follow your lead tonight, but you need to loosen up.
08:08I mean, have some fun.
08:10When was the last time you had fun, Claire?
08:12I have plenty of fun.
08:14Yeah?
08:15Yeah, that's fun. That's almost too fun.
08:19Can't wait to see that later tonight.
08:27Nope. No more of that.
08:30Didn't realize you're an expert in makeup now.
08:33What I mean is you don't need any makeup.
08:35You already look amazing with that.
08:37You can save the theatrics for now. We're not at the party yet.
08:40No, I'm serious. You look beautiful. You always do.
08:45Thank you. I guess I'm just nervous.
08:48Don't worry. I'll be by your side the whole night. I promise.
08:52You shouldn't have to work so hard for Jake anyway.
08:54I mean, you're already way out of his league.
08:56Okay, now I know you're joking.
08:59When you guys first started dating, I couldn't believe my brother's luck.
09:03And you're ridiculously smart.
09:06You starred in all the school plays, got every solo and chorus.
09:09You're still a type of mathlete.
09:13I can't believe you know all that.
09:15I always thought you just ignored me.
09:17You're my little brother's girlfriend. I had to keep my distance, but...
09:21I still pay attention.
09:23You know, when you drop the whole too-cool-for-school act,
09:26you're actually a pretty decent guy, Damon Coyle.
09:29Hey, careful. I have a reputation to uphold.
09:32No, I'm serious. I think you might actually make a great boyfriend.
09:37I mean, when you finally decide to try with someone, of course.
09:43Claire?
09:46We're here.
10:03People are looking.
10:05Why are they looking?
10:06They're looking because you're with me.
10:08And when you're with me, you actually get to have some fun for once.
10:33Your new boyfriend?
10:51I'm going to get us drinks. I'll be right back.
10:54Okay, wow, wow, wow.
11:02It looks like things are heating up.
11:03I know, right?
11:04It's almost like Operation Jealousy might actually work.
11:07Yeah, no, I was talking about you two.
11:09What?
11:10You and the town hottie?
11:11No, I mean, we're just, I don't know.
11:15Pretending or actually having fun for once?
11:18You know, you two kind of look cute together.
11:20Plus, I haven't seen you smile this much in a long time.
11:25Oh my god, there he is.
11:28Oh my god, there he is.
11:29See, he can't be over me.
11:31Look at his face.
11:32Oh my gosh, is that Chelsea?
11:37So much for girl code and I thought she was your friend.
11:43He said he'd only give his jacket to one special girl.
11:55Time to amp this party up.
11:56Did someone say never have I ever?
12:01Let's play.
12:04I don't think that's a good idea.
12:05Come on, it'll be fun.
12:06Zoe, why don't you go first?
12:21Okay, um, never have I ever fantasized about a teacher.
12:27Cute.
12:29Cute.
12:30Now let's see, never have I ever been pathetic enough to crash Max's birthday party.
12:39Cute.
12:41Now let's see, never have I ever been pathetic enough to crash Max's birthday party.
12:51Never have I ever been some loser's side chick.
12:54Never have I ever been desperate enough to swoop in on someone's ex.
12:58Never have I ever cheated on someone completely out of my league.
13:01Never have I ever slept with basically every girl in this room.
13:09Face it, Claire, you'll never be more than just another number to him.
13:16Claire.
13:17Claire.
13:22Seriously, Claire?
13:23You're gonna show up to my party just to start drama?
13:25No, I didn't do anything.
13:26It was Chelsea.
13:27Don't blame Chelsea.
13:29You're just jealous.
13:33You know what?
13:34You two deserve each other.
13:37Hey, dude, are you okay?
13:39Because that game was brutal.
13:41And where did Damon run off to?
13:44I don't know.
13:45He said he was going to be by my side the entire night, and I thought we were...
13:50Doesn't even matter anymore.
13:52Is Claire Sanders actually breaking protocol?
13:56No matter how hard I plan or how carefully I try to put my life into this perfect little box,
14:01it all comes crashing down around me.
14:03And now the one guy I might actually have real feelings for is off God knows where,
14:08probably setting up a new date with the girl in that stupid app.
14:12So, yeah, I'm done planning.
14:15Plans can suck it.
14:23Hey, sorry I ran out like that.
14:26I left my phone in the car and I had to grab it to get on the app.
14:29Of course.
14:30What?
14:31Just...
14:32Wait, wait, wait.
14:33Where are you going?
14:34Home.
14:35And don't worry, I'll still write a good review for you.
14:37I wouldn't want you to miss out on any more epic dates.
14:40Hey, talk to me.
14:42You just left me in there.
14:44I know.
14:45I'm sorry.
14:46I wasn't thinking.
14:47I don't care.
14:49I know.
14:50I'm sorry.
14:51I wasn't thinking.
14:52I don't care anymore, Damon.
14:53Look, you were right.
14:54Jake's an ass.
14:55So, the plan, this, it's over.
15:01What if I don't want it to be over?
15:03What if I don't want it to be over?
15:06You could have your pick of any girl out there,
15:08so why don't you just get on the app and find someone else?
15:10Yeah, I got on the app because I wanted to delete it.
15:14What?
15:15I deactivated my account.
15:18Why would you do that?
15:19Look, I know I'm just another number to you.
15:21You're not just another number, okay?
15:23You never were.
15:26I don't want a fake date with you anymore.
15:28All right?
15:30I want a real one.
15:37I thought you said that real relationships never work.
15:41Well, maybe I realized that you're the risk worth taking.
15:47I'm sorry.
16:06Come on.
16:07Slapchat 239.
16:10Pick me up.
16:13Are you sure I'm doing this right?
16:18Yeah, just make sure these two dots match.
16:21So, make that side a little bit bigger.
16:23Okay, I am trusting the process.
16:26I'm just glad we get to go sag together.
16:28You never got a date, right?
16:30No date, but Damon's really not coming?
16:33I bought him a ticket in case he changes mind,
16:35but he won't budge.
16:37Well, that's his loss because you are about to be
16:40the best homecoming queen that we have ever seen.
16:43No way!
16:45I don't even know how I got nominated.
16:47And of course, Jake is on the ballot because
16:49he's the only reason why our soccer team wins.
16:51I feel like the only reason I'm on there is because
16:53people want to see what Chelsea will do if I win.
16:55Knowing her, she'll probably dump a bucket of pig's blood on my head.
16:58At least she's vegan, so you know it'll be synthetic.
17:02Maybe Jake, like, campaigned for you guys to reignite something.
17:07Because I heard rumblings that him and Chelsea
17:09aren't doing too hot right now.
17:11Ooh, trouble in cheater's paradise. Shocker.
17:15Where did you even hear that, anyway?
17:18I don't even remember. You know, gossip travels.
17:23That looks pretty good.
17:25But it could also be your newfound popularity from dating Damon.
17:28It hasn't exactly gone unnoticed that
17:30you get picked up on a motorcycle every single day.
17:33Yes, Damon.
17:35My knight in shining armor who can't even be bothered
17:38to take his girlfriend to her school dance.
17:42I mean, at least he's hot.
17:44So hot.
17:48It's so weird that Joey didn't ask you to be his date.
17:50Um, not that weird. We haven't talked in a while.
17:53Why? I thought you were starting to dig him.
17:55As soon as I figured out that our names couldn't have
17:57one of those cool celebrity abbreviations,
17:59it was over before it began.
18:01J-Z-O-E.
18:03Zoe. Absolutely not.
18:07Well, more Zoe for me.
18:09Nothing's going to keep us apart.
18:11Oh, it's Damon!
18:14Oh, it's Damon!
18:16Or should I say Claremon?
18:18Can I call you back to finish this?
18:20Yeah, you can, Claremon.
18:22But you better, because we need to finish this look.
18:24Okay. Bye!
18:26Hey, beautif...
18:28What's up with your eyes?
18:31Not finished yet.
18:33You look like Amy Winehouse on a Tuesday morning.
18:35Zoe is giving me a tutorial for the dance tonight.
18:38Ah, yes.
18:40I almost forgot who I was speaking with.
18:42My sincerest apologies.
18:44Your royalness.
18:46I know how you can make it up to me.
18:48Nope.
18:49Come on, you're seriously going to let me do this alone?
18:52You're not going to be alone. I thought you were rolling with Zoe.
18:55Plus, if you listen very carefully,
18:57I bet you can hear Jake...
18:59Yep, there's Jake, bouncing off the walls.
19:01Dude is pumped.
19:03Yeah, because dances are super fun,
19:05and even more fun if you have a date like he does.
19:07Yeah, for now.
19:09What do you mean?
19:11Chelsea's been soft-ghosting him.
19:13I don't think she's that excited about the dance.
19:15Why could that be?
19:17Because yours truly got nominated,
19:19and she didn't?
19:21Oh yeah, I'm sure that's it.
19:23I bet that is it.
19:25She's going to be so pissed if I wouldn't
19:27Queen for the night.
19:29She's going to be so pissed if I wouldn't.
19:31Queen for the night.
19:33And then, you know, for the rest of the school year,
19:35because I would have to play in prom,
19:37and then the homecoming queen normally becomes the prom queen,
19:39and then...
19:41I seriously doubt she's thinking about this a quarter as much as you are.
19:43How could she not be?
19:47Because nobody cares about this king and queen stuff as much as you and Jake.
19:51It's lame.
19:53Easy for you to say. You got nominated all four years and didn't even show up.
19:55I get that this seems like a big deal to you now,
19:57but I promise, when you get out of high school,
19:59you'll realize none of this stuff matters.
20:03Wow.
20:05And you think Chelsea has already reached this higher consciousness?
20:09No, I'm not talking about her.
20:11You know, come to think of it, if you both are so mature,
20:13maybe you should skip the dance together
20:15and get a cheese board and, you know,
20:17talk about all the super important adult stuff that actually matters.
20:21Oh, look.
20:23Someone my age is calling.
20:25I didn't mean... Claire.
20:27Bye.
20:33I need to fix this.
20:35Hey, Jake.
20:37Claire!
20:39Hey, um, thanks for picking up.
20:41Whoa.
20:43Did Zoe do this to you?
20:45It's a work in progress.
20:47What's up?
20:49Cool.
20:51Um, I just wanted to call you
20:53and
20:55touch base and just, you know,
20:57make sure that things don't get awkward
20:59tonight.
21:01You mean if we win?
21:03We're gonna win.
21:07Is Chelsea gonna be upset if
21:09when we win?
21:11If, um,
21:13if she looks up from her phone long enough to notice, maybe.
21:15Aw, texting someone else?
21:17Be a shame
21:19if she were in, like, a secret relationship.
21:21That would suck.
21:23Look, Claire, I know that I can never
21:25apologize enough for what I did, but
21:27I really am
21:29sorry.
21:31I didn't mean to hurt you, and if I could take it back,
21:33I would.
21:35It's fine.
21:37It's fine.
21:39Just, at least she'll be there.
21:41Damon won't even come.
21:43Yeah,
21:45I never really understood his
21:47thing with dances. I mean, like, we always had a
21:49great time. I know.
21:51It's a chance to get, like, dressed up and have
21:53fun and make grand romantic gestures.
21:55Jinx!
21:59Don't tell anyone that I just said that.
22:03Whoa. Is that the dress
22:05that you've been saving since freshman year?
22:07Yeah.
22:09I can't believe I'll finally be able to wear it.
22:12And I
22:14can't believe this will be our first
22:16high school dance where we aren't going
22:18together. Yeah.
22:20Me neither.
22:22I
22:24hope we win
22:26so we at least get one dance
22:28together. Well, how about
22:30either way, we make it happen.
22:32One dance before the night's over.
22:34Deal.
22:36As long as you promise not to step
22:38on my dress like you did junior year. That was
22:40sophomore year. It was both.
22:44Fine.
22:46As long as you promise not to bust
22:48out your grandma moves. What?
22:50You mean
22:52this one? Oh, God.
22:54My eyes! Stop it! My arms!
23:00What, like you can do better?
23:02Oh, come on. Anyone
23:04can do better than whatever that was.
23:06Let's see. By all means.
23:10Oh.
23:22Oh.
23:24Sorry. Chelsea's calling me.
23:26I should get it.
23:28I'll see you later?
23:30Yeah, yeah. See ya.
23:40Hello?
23:48Hello?
23:50Hello?
23:52Just trying to show you what you're missing.
23:54Wow.
23:56You look incredible.
23:58Thanks.
24:00Are you going somewhere?
24:02Yeah, there's a cheese board with my name on it
24:04I need to get to.
24:06I'm sorry about before.
24:08I know it's just a stupid dance
24:10but it's my last homecoming and
24:12I don't know. I really wanted you to be there.
24:14Yeah, I'm sorry too.
24:16I should have known how important it was to you.
24:18It's okay.
24:20How do you do this?
24:22You're getting pretty dressed up
24:24to eat a cheese board with your brother's
24:26girlfriend. If you think I'm going to let my brother
24:28have all the fun, you're crazy.
24:32Is this going to match your dress?
24:34You're coming?
24:36And you got me a corsage?
24:38Is that against the rule to bring your own crowns?
24:40I just want to make sure people know who the true king and queen are.
24:42Are you crying for me?
24:44I'm just kidding.
24:46Nothing.
24:48I'm just talking to myself.
24:50Okay, well how about a little less chit chat and a little more boogie?
24:52Come on, Claire. We've got a homecoming to get to.
24:54And I for one
24:56am wearing my dancing shoes.
24:58Okay.
25:06Oh.
25:08Oh.
25:14This part always gets me.
25:18Yes!
25:20Yes.
25:22Yes. It is so sad.
25:24Are you watching hockey right now?
25:26What? No.
25:28No, I mean, I'm not
25:30not watching hockey.
25:32Come on, babe. Cut me some slack.
25:34It's my birthday tomorrow and these are two of my favorite teams.
25:36This is a classic, Damon.
25:38Anybody who was anybody has seen this.
25:40Classics just code for old.
25:42I don't know why I bother trying to culture you.
25:44Anyway,
25:46what's the plans for tomorrow,
25:48birthday boy?
25:50Well, since I've been away for two weeks
25:52I was thinking I could kiss your face
25:54for the first half of the day and then, you know,
25:56we get to party later.
25:58Crap. Crap. Crap.
26:00Crap.
26:02Um, Nico
26:04Guitar Flames is calling.
26:06Who's that?
26:08I completely forgot I have a
26:10lesson now.
26:12Is this why you've gotten so into
26:14guitar lately?
26:16Hey,
26:18my favorite student.
26:20And my favorite student's
26:22friend?
26:24We were just watching the long way
26:26and we lost track of time.
26:28I see you took my recommendation.
26:30Such a classic.
26:32Boyfriend.
26:34What?
26:36I'm not her friend. I'm her boyfriend.
26:38Oh, lucky guy.
26:40Who was just leaving.
26:42Hi, Damon.
26:44I mean, I can stay. I'd love to see
26:46what you two have been working so hard on lately.
26:48No. I mean,
26:50no.
26:52She's right. Music is so personal.
26:54So intimate.
26:56Maybe share between two. Or three.
26:58Oh no. Almost never three.
27:04Young love. Such a beautiful thing.
27:06Love? Who said?
27:08I don't. We.
27:10I. We don't.
27:12Um.
27:14Have you ever been in love?
27:16Of course.
27:18Yeah, I've been in love
27:20a bunch of times. I mean, not a
27:22bunch of times.
27:24The normal amount of times.
27:26There's just a lot of pressure
27:28on when to say it.
27:30There's a lot of stress and then
27:32you don't know who should say it first or
27:34when you should say it or if
27:36they'll ever say it back.
27:38Maybe I can help you find a way
27:40to say it.
27:46Should we begin?
27:48Should we begin?
27:50Yeah.
27:54Damon?
27:56Hey, Zoe. What's up?
27:58How are you doing?
28:00I'm good.
28:02That's awesome.
28:04I'm also good.
28:06You know, I've been away at training camp
28:08for a couple weeks. Coming home tomorrow.
28:10So,
28:12here's a funny little question
28:14for you.
28:16Claire's guitar teacher.
28:18Nico.
28:20Yeah.
28:22Yeah.
28:24He's not even that good looking, like at all.
28:26Oh no, he's a solid 9.5
28:28and then him playing guitar takes him to about
28:30a 12.
28:32I just think it's weird. You know, we
28:34she's doubled her lessons while
28:36I've been away and we're watching movies
28:38they both like.
28:40Wouldn't you feel a little bit weird about your girlfriend hanging out
28:42with some guitar player multiple times a week?
28:44I thought you said he wasn't good looking.
28:46Zoe.
28:48Okay.
28:50I wouldn't feel great about it
28:52but I'd be
28:54confident in my relationship.
28:56I would know that she really wants to be with me
28:58and not him.
29:00I just don't get it. I mean, she's being so
29:02secretive about it. I haven't even heard
29:04her play anything.
29:06Yeah, Damon. I don't know.
29:08Don't you have any guy friends to call about this?
29:10Who am I going to talk to, Zoe?
29:12Guys don't talk about stuff.
29:14If only you knew somebody that dated Claire and knew her
29:16really, really well.
29:18Yeah. Is that weird?
29:20I mean, it can't be weirder than you calling me
29:22about this.
29:24You're right.
29:26You're good friends, Zoe. Claire's looking to have you on her side.
29:28Don't stress. I'm sure
29:30there's absolutely nothing to worry about.
29:32Plus, isn't it your birthday tomorrow?
29:34Focus on that.
29:36Thanks, Zoe. I'll see you tomorrow.
29:38Beep, beep, beep.
29:40Beep, beep, beep.
29:42Beep, beep, beep.
29:44Beep, beep, beep.
29:46Beep, beep, beep.
29:48Hey, birthday boy.
29:50Not until tomorrow. Where's Jake?
29:52He's in the shower. He just got back
29:54from practice and he's disgusting.
29:56I was totally going to
29:58wish you a happy birthday, but I didn't have
30:00your number. Yeah, let's keep it that way.
30:02So what's on the agenda?
30:04What time am I picking you up tonight?
30:06Kidding. Obviously.
30:08Does perfect Claire have a perfect little
30:10date planned? Other than running
30:12off with her guitar teacher? Probably not.
30:14Oh, that's right. She started studying with Nico.
30:16Wait, you know Nico?
30:18Yeah. I set them up.
30:20He's amazing. So, so
30:22talented. So,
30:24so talented.
30:26What do you mean you set them up?
30:28Well, she was saying a few weeks ago at the house that
30:30she's been wanting to learn, so
30:32I don't know. I suggested Nico.
30:34Oh, great. So this is your fault. Thanks a lot.
30:36Where was I? Sitting right next to her,
30:38not listening per usual.
30:40That's not
30:42That's not true. I listen.
30:44Whatever.
30:46Anyway, out of the kindness
30:48of my generous heart, I suggested
30:50Nico. Every girl should have a few lessons with
30:52him. He teaches you so
30:54much. I wouldn't
30:56expect your smash talkie brain to understand.
30:58What exactly wouldn't I understand?
31:00What exactly
31:02wouldn't I understand? Music,
31:04art, culture, languages.
31:06You're not like
31:08afraid she's gonna ditch you for a guy
31:10she can actually have a conversation with,
31:12are you? But we have
31:14conversations, Chelsea. Is Jake
31:16out of the shower yet? Oh, yeah,
31:18the what, huh? Hockey? And
31:20then hockey? Oh, of course, right. There's
31:22always hockey.
31:24Seriously, though, Damon, hockey's like your one
31:26true love, and it's kind of boring.
31:28I love other things.
31:30Like what? Like
31:32Claire, and I don't want to run it off with some
31:34guitar-playing
31:36art-culture-looking
31:38snob, alright?
31:40Look,
31:42I'm not saying I'm an expert on
31:44all things Claire, but dating
31:46brothers has forced us to hang out with
31:48each other more than either of us would have liked,
31:50and she's actually kind of
31:52interesting.
31:54So,
31:56maybe you should at least pretend to care about some
31:58of the things she likes. Yeah.
32:00It's actually not terrible advice.
32:04Consider it my birthday gift to you.
32:06Gee, thanks a lot.
32:08So, what are you still
32:10doing here? Go before she hires
32:12Nico to be your boyfriend at your party tomorrow.
32:14Bye!
32:16So, what are you still doing here?
32:18Go before she hires Nico
32:20to be your boyfriend at your party tomorrow.
32:22Bye!
32:24Yeah, yeah, okay, whatever. Thanks, bye.
32:36Oh.
32:38Hey!
32:40I was just gonna call you.
32:42You're all dressed up.
32:44Damon,
32:46I've been wanting to tell you how I feel,
32:48and I,
32:50this was going to be a birthday surprise, but
32:52I just,
32:54I didn't think
32:56it could wait.
33:00Okay.
33:06Okay.
33:10You're the cream in my
33:12coffee, you're the apple of my
33:14eye, you make me wanna
33:16laugh and I think I'm gonna
33:18cry, but you're
33:20the one, so there's one thing
33:22I must do.
33:26I have to say,
33:30I... I love you.
33:33I love you too.
33:37Moments, you are.
33:39I'm sorry, but I needed you to know it.
33:41I love you so much, Claire.
33:43And I'm sorry that I got weird earlier,
33:45but I talked to Zoe, and...
33:46You talked to Zoe?
33:47Yeah, and she told me not to worry.
33:49And she told me that she always has your back,
33:51which I love.
33:53Well,
33:55and I talked to Chelsea.
33:57Ew, why did you talk to Chelsea?
33:58I don't know, she sucks.
34:00She did say one thing that wasn't terrible.
34:02I wanna make more of an effort
34:04to share your interests, Claire.
34:06I wanna watch whatever you wanna watch
34:08and talk about musicals.
34:10Even the old ones, I don't care.
34:12Just no subtitles, deal?
34:14Deal.
34:16Okay.
34:18Babe?
34:19Yeah?
34:20Do you think I could finish my song?
34:22I worked really hard on it.
34:24Yes, please.
34:30Blue-eyed baby
34:32as bright as the sky
34:34Hidden in the cloud, but never felt so high
34:37Think you're the one, so
34:39there's one thing I must do
34:44Have to say
34:47I love you
34:49Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do
34:52Do-do-do-do-do-do-do
34:56Did you change your pillowcases?
34:58No.
35:00Claire, do not leave them there.
35:02That looks like trash.
35:04Do you have time to do a load of laundry?
35:06Not really, but yeah.
35:08Did you get the champagne?
35:10Yes.
35:11Chocolates? Rose petals?
35:13Massage oils? Scented candles?
35:15All of that?
35:17Claire, I'm playing with you.
35:19I literally don't understand why you're freaking out right now.
35:21One, Damon's been in your room,
35:23and two, you're not a virgin.
35:25I'm a virgin to sleeping with brothers.
35:27That's true.
35:29That's awkward.
35:31Is there a term for that?
35:33Sleeping with brothers.
35:37Please do not ever google that.
35:40Ever.
35:42You're not helping, so
35:44look, this is a big night.
35:46After tonight, that's it.
35:48What do you mean, this is it?
35:50Like, me and Damon. There's no going back.
35:52Going back to what?
35:54To Jake?
35:56No.
35:58Not talking.
36:00I don't know, we dated for so long,
36:02it feels like a betrayal, you know?
36:06And plus, I know Chelsea broke up with him,
36:08so I know he's not in a good place.
36:10About time.
36:12She dragged that on long enough.
36:14What's that supposed to mean?
36:16Nothing, Claire.
36:18I don't think you sleeping with your boyfriend is a betrayal.
36:20You're good.
36:22You think they'll talk about it?
36:24No.
36:26It's so awkward.
36:28I think the only one that gets to do the comparing is you.
36:30Plus, Damon is going to be ten times better than Jake.
36:32Think about all that experience.
36:34Why would you say that?
36:36I didn't even think of it like that.
36:40He's been with so many girls.
36:42What if he thinks I don't know what I'm doing?
36:46Thanks a lot.
36:48It's just what I needed.
36:50That's literally not what I meant at all.
36:52Oh, it's Damon!
36:54Wish me luck.
36:56Bye.
37:00Hey.
37:04You are definitely running late,
37:06but since you are shirtless,
37:08and you probably smell good,
37:10I'll let it slide.
37:12You are definitely running late,
37:14but since you are shirtless,
37:16and you probably smell good,
37:18I'll let it slide.
37:20Hey, so I got some news.
37:22Bad news?
37:24No, just, uh,
37:26do you remember Natasha?
37:28Natasha?
37:30Your super hot ex who ran away
37:32to live off the land in Japan?
37:34Ride her bicycle across Thailand,
37:36but, yeah, great.
37:38So you remember. She's back.
37:40Oh, so that's horrible news.
37:42I know we're supposed to hang tonight.
37:44Do you mind if I rain check?
37:46Do I mind if you bail to run off
37:48with your literal model
37:50who also happens to be your ex-girlfriend?
37:52Hm, let me think about that.
37:54I know it's a little bit weird,
37:56but I promise, she just wants to stop by,
37:58show me some pictures,
38:00and she's leaving again in like a week.
38:02Wait, wait, she's coming over to your place?
38:04Why can't you just insta-stalk her
38:06like any normal ex-boyfriend?
38:08Actually, uh,
38:10do not.
38:12She is the literal girl version of you.
38:14That's exactly why we didn't work.
38:16I don't know.
38:18I know who you guys were when you moved together.
38:20You couldn't keep your hands off each other.
38:22Yeah, now I can't keep my hands off you.
38:24I'm being serious.
38:26We both have exes, Claire. Come on.
38:28Don't forget I had to watch you date my brother for two years.
38:30Don't forget I had to watch you date my brother for two years.
38:34Okay, I don't want to fight.
38:36I just, I really wanted to spend time with you tonight.
38:38I was hoping this could be our
38:40special...
38:42She's here. I gotta go.
38:44Beep, beep, beep.
38:56I know I said I wanted updates,
38:58but definitely did not mean in real time.
39:00Haha, funny.
39:02You know what else is funny?
39:04Damon running off with his ex-girlfriend.
39:06Wow, which one?
39:08Please don't say Natasha.
39:10Aww.
39:13Didn't she move to the Philippines?
39:15Thailand.
39:17And just for the year, sadly.
39:19Damon finally moving on
39:21must have triggered her spidey sense,
39:23and now she's returned to ruin my perfect night.
39:25Claire, she's an influencer,
39:27not a comic book villain.
39:29Same difference.
39:31Okay, Natasha's back, but that doesn't have to mean anything.
39:33Was Damon acting excited or weird?
39:35He showered.
39:37Okay.
39:39He's pretty. He does that.
39:41Anything else?
39:43I trust Damon.
39:45I don't trust her.
39:47Shit.
39:49She just posted a story.
39:51I can't look at it. She'll know.
39:53She has 80,000 followers.
39:55She's not gonna see your name.
39:57I can't look, Zoe. You look.
39:59What is that?
40:01Are they kissing?
40:03Are they back together?
40:05Okay, maybe you should look at it
40:07so you can stop freaking out.
40:11Why would you have me look at that?
40:13Ugh!
40:15This is it.
40:17They're gonna get married,
40:19have two and a half kids,
40:21and have a yurt in Iceland.
40:23You know, I did hear that Reykjavik
40:25is really beautiful in springtime, actually.
40:27Ugh.
40:29Again, with the not helping.
40:31But this was supposed to be our biggest night of our lives.
40:33I'm allowed to be disappointed.
40:35But you're being insane.
40:37Damon loves you.
40:39Damon loves you.
40:41He's not getting back together with Natasha.
40:43Did you see the photo?
40:45He is supposed to be drinking and snuggling with me,
40:47not her.
40:49They're not snuggling.
40:51And to be fair, you didn't tell him about this perfect night
40:53so you can't be mad at him for not being a mind reader.
40:55You didn't tell him about this perfect night
40:57so you can't be mad at him
40:59for not being a mind reader.
41:01What's going on?
41:03Why are you taking my side on this?
41:05Nothing's wrong with me.
41:07But, like,
41:09whatever. I gotta go.
41:11Don't trip. I'm sure it'll be fine.
41:25Hi.
41:27Are you calling from Reykjavik?
41:29What?
41:31Nothing.
41:33Where are you? I thought you were hanging out with Natasha.
41:35Yeah, I was, but, you know, there's only so many pictures
41:37of Thailand a person can take.
41:39What happened?
41:41Nothing. What? Nothing.
41:43Nothing nothing? Or something nothing?
41:45You were right.
41:47That was a bad idea.
41:49It was stupid for me to think we could just hang as friends.
41:51She hasn't changed at all.
41:53I mean, she invited me to go to Bali with her,
41:55and she tried to kiss me.
41:57Wait. You kissed?
41:59No. No, she tried.
42:01Look, I'm really sorry, Claire.
42:03Did you want to kiss her?
42:05No way. Are you kidding?
42:07You're the only person I want to kiss. Like, ever.
42:09Why don't you
42:11say that to my face?
42:13Why don't you let me up? I'm outside.
42:15You're here?
42:17Wait, are you sure?
42:19I only have 700 followers.
42:21Please. You know she bought all those followers, right?
42:23What?
42:25100%. But,
42:27do I see some black silk
42:29under there? I'm much more interested in that.
42:31Come on. Let me up.
42:39Keep going. Now, target zone for the straight punches.
42:41Right for the front of the face.
42:43Palms are down. Elbows are tight.
42:45There we go.
42:47Damon's texted me,
42:49I love you, three times since this morning.
42:51Who knew he'd get some mushy after sex?
42:53That's awesome.
42:55And he took me out for breakfast.
42:57Did I say that already?
42:59Like, four times.
43:01Well, now I guess I said it five.
43:03Anyway, did you hear that Natasha
43:05pays for her followers?
43:07How embarrassing and sad
43:09is that? Damon was talking about it.
43:11Uppercuts, target zone.
43:13Where is it? Underneath the chin. Elbows tight to the body.
43:15Now.
43:17Wow. That's actually the first
43:19question you've asked me in months.
43:21Whoa.
43:23Are you mad at me? Not mad. I'm just
43:25tired.
43:27Well, we can pause it.
43:29No, Claire. I'm tired of this
43:31one-sided friendship dance that we've been doing
43:33since you started dating Damon.
43:35I don't know what you're talking about.
43:37You realize that we were supposed to go to homecoming together, right?
43:39And then Damon came,
43:41and the only time you call me is to ask
43:43or talk about Damon, and now
43:45Damon's calling me to talk about you, and I am
43:47tired of it.
43:49We're supposed to be best friends, right?
43:51I am your best friend.
43:53No, I'm your best friend, and you've been asleep at the wheel.
43:55Well, I'm sorry I'm talking a little too much
43:57about my boyfriend, but I don't think it's fair
43:59to say that I've been a bad friend.
44:01I mean, well, I think a good friend would notice
44:03that their best friend has been going
44:05through something huge the past few months.
44:07Oh, my God.
44:09What? Zoey, are you okay?
44:11Yeah, I'm actually
44:13great.
44:15I've been seeing someone, and
44:17it's getting pretty serious,
44:19but it's been exhausting.
44:21Not just exhausting.
44:23It's been exhausting
44:25not being able to just talk to you about it.
44:27You can talk to me about anything.
44:29This is so exciting. Who is it?
44:31It's not important.
44:33What do you mean it's not important?
44:35I want to know who stole my bestie's heart.
44:37Come on.
44:39She didn't steal anything. It just kind of
44:41happened.
44:43I didn't think we'd get along so well, but
44:45she's just
44:47perfect.
44:49Okay, so we've established it's a girl.
44:51I mean, that shrinks
44:53the pool a little, but you still haven't given me
44:55a good enough hint.
44:57Okay, maybe she's not perfect, and it's just like
44:59the honeymoon phase talking.
45:01I don't know. I don't know what
45:03we are. It's like
45:05we're dating, but
45:07we haven't put a label on it yet.
45:09I guess it's just like a little bit more
45:11complicated for Chelsea.
45:13What does Chelsea have to do with this?
45:15Because I'm the first
45:17girl she's ever been with.
45:19Hold on.
45:21You're dating Chelsea?
45:23Like, like ruined my
45:25life, Chelsea.
45:27Are you kidding me? We hate Chelsea!
45:29You know she broke up with Jake, and he's like
45:31devastated, right?
45:33Okay, but we don't care about Jake.
45:35We care about me, right?
45:37So you're the other woman now.
45:39That's not true.
45:41I don't care about you.
45:43I don't care about you.
45:45I don't care about you.
45:47You're the other woman now.
45:49That's not fair. Especially because she
45:51wasn't even that into him. I'm sorry, what?
45:53She weaseled into
45:55our two-year relationship because she
45:57wasn't that into him?
45:59Claire, why are you so wrapped up in that?
46:01Aren't you in heaven with Damon? Because
46:03I haven't heard you shut up about him in the last
46:05three months. Well, I'm sorry
46:07I didn't shut up long enough to hear of your
46:09disastrous plan to date the
46:11she-devil herself. I would have
46:13talked you out of it. You don't even know her, Claire.
46:15Seems like I don't know either of you.
46:17And whose fault is that?
46:19Listen, I can tell you
46:21exactly what Damon had for breakfast.
46:23But as soon as I share an important
46:25detail of my love life for once,
46:27you get up on your high horse, and you
46:29rain judgment on everyone below you.
46:31I'm over it.
46:41Well,
46:43that went well. Uh-oh.
46:45How bad? If a
46:47dumpster fire filled with fuzzy puppies
46:49was a 10, then that was a
46:5114.7.
46:53Gross. I'm
46:55sorry, babe. I know it couldn't have been easy,
46:57but at least Claire stopped talking
46:59long enough for you to tell her? That feels
47:01like a small win? I guess.
47:03I don't know, it's hard
47:05because I don't even know what I'm supposed to be telling
47:07her. Like, I didn't say that you were my girlfriend
47:09because you and Jake just broke up
47:11and I totally respect that.
47:13I think after last night
47:15it's pretty safe to say you're my
47:17girlfriend, Zoe.
47:19Cool.
47:21Cool.
47:23Chelsea, I really like you
47:25and I haven't been this happy with someone
47:27in a long time.
47:29I just wish that Claire could
47:31get her head out of her butt for five
47:33seconds to be excited for me.
47:35Whatever.
47:37I don't need her.
47:39I have you.
47:41As much as I'd love to have Claire
47:43out of my life forever, you guys have way
47:45too much history to throw it away. But that dumpster
47:47fire I was talking about? Yeah, it's
47:49active. Babe,
47:51I'm serious. You guys have been friends
47:53forever and I'm sure you've taken your turns over
47:55the years being the needy one.
47:57Babe, I'm serious.
47:59You guys have been friends forever and I'm sure you've taken
48:01your turns over the years being the needy one.
48:03Yeah, well, her
48:0590 days have expired.
48:07I'm done. I'm over it.
48:09I've never known you to be the type to not
48:11say what's on your mind, but
48:13for some reason with Claire, you just bottle it up
48:15and it's like, it's like you forgot how to
48:17stand up for yourself.
48:19Well, she dominates every single conversation
48:21with, me and Damon did this and me
48:23and Damon did that.
48:25So you're telling me you haven't had a single chance
48:27to tell her about us? Or about how
48:29you were feeling? Or you may be holding
48:31back because you knew how she'd respond.
48:33Maybe.
48:35Claire's the one who needs
48:37to apologize, but she's
48:39not the only one in the wrong.
48:43Why do you have to be
48:45so perfect?
48:47Bad habit.
48:49Alright, let me figure
48:51this out. Okay,
48:53call me back. Bye.
48:57Hey, what's going on?
48:59Chelsea? Did I open a
49:01cursed box? Was I a serial killer in a
49:03past life? What horrible
49:05karma am I due that Chelsea exists
49:07to date everyone I love? She hasn't dated
49:09me. I will literally
49:11murder. She hasn't dated me.
49:13I will literally murder.
49:15Sounds like you'd be a serial killer in this life too.
49:17Why aren't you more bothered by this?
49:19Don't you feel bad for Jake?
49:21No, do you?
49:23No? Look, she has just
49:25weaseled her way through our entire friend group
49:27and I'm sick of it. I thought you guys were becoming
49:29buds. Didn't she set you up with Miko?
49:31Oh yeah, another way
49:33how she's ruined our lives.
49:35Why can't she just stay in her lane?
49:39What?
49:41Nothing, I just
49:43hope you weren't like this with Zoe.
49:45I think it's cool. Zoe's never really had a relationship
49:47stick, has she? So
49:49maybe the fact that she's bringing this up to you
49:51could be something serious.
49:53Why'd she wait so long to tell
49:55me then? Maybe because
49:57she knew you were going to act like you did?
49:59Okay, so you think I'm the jerk?
50:01No, no.
50:03I just, I think it's
50:05maybe it's your turn to be the best friend.
50:07Yeah, the best friend to someone who's just screamed at me?
50:09Zoe's literally never
50:11screamed at anyone. She's the chillest person I know.
50:13I'm sorry to say it,
50:15babe, you know I'm on your side, but
50:17if she's this upset...
50:19I was wrong.
50:21You're still very cute, though.
50:23And I bet you're even cuter when you apologize.
50:25Not that I've ever seen it, but
50:27I'm sure we'll get there one day.
50:29Don't hold your breath.
50:33Okay.
50:35I am going to give her
50:37the best, best friend apology
50:39she's ever had. You got this.
50:41I'm proud of you.
50:43And thanks for loving me,
50:45even though I'm a teeny
50:47tiny bit difficult.
50:49Of course. You got this.
50:51Pick up,
50:53please pick up.
50:57Never have I ever
50:59been the biggest jerk in the history of the world.
51:01I was gonna say
51:03been so selfish to someone who's
51:05always been there for me, but
51:07yours works too.
51:09I messed up.
51:11You messed up big time.
51:13I know. I freaked.
51:15I'm just, I'm so tired of hearing
51:17Chelsea's name.
51:19But that
51:21doesn't matter.
51:23Because this isn't about me.
51:25Well, you're gonna be hearing it a lot more.
51:27Seriously, Claire,
51:29I've never felt this way about
51:31anybody before.
51:33I think she might be
51:35my person.
51:37If you're happy,
51:39I'm happy.
51:41Truly.
51:43I love you, so
51:45you're my best friend.
51:47And I'm
51:49yours, and you are not allowed to replace me.
51:51You're my best friend.
51:53And I'm yours,
51:55and you are not allowed to replace me.
51:57You know there's an app for that?
51:59Best Friend for Hire?
52:01Yeah, but unfortunately, they don't
52:03seem to have anybody as good as you.
52:05I checked.
52:09I'm sorry, too.
52:11I should have told you way
52:13sooner. It's just I was
52:15afraid that you were gonna freak out, which
52:17you did, and I know Chelsea's
52:19probably the worst person for this to happen
52:21with, but if you guys just gave each
52:23other a chance, I'm sure
52:25you would get along.
52:27Wait.
52:29Chelsea doesn't like me?
52:33But if you like her,
52:35I guess she can't be all that bad.
52:39Now, spill
52:41the deets. You have dirt to catch me up
52:43on. Well, let's just say last
52:45night wasn't just... your
52:47special night?
53:13you