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00:00And another tale, from the depths of space, that is the man, the man in space, part angel,
00:09part man, part space, he is the man who many have feared for years, he is Space Angel.
00:19And on another day in Shanghai city we have many people working hard, hard at work here
00:26in the space city base.
00:34Oh my god look at Becky, she is getting fat, oh she should not have put those photos up
00:39there, everyone can see them online, they are just obnoxious, oh my god look at her.
00:48Yeah this is a good song, I think we are going to leave this one on for a while, try to get
00:54the feel good vibe flowing out to all the brethren out there, can I get an amen to my
00:58homies for the knobs, all the knobs, well I lost my cool for a second, lost my cool
01:04for a second, flip a couple switches and yeah we are back here with WKLM 102.46 smooth hip
01:15hop beats on the fly, I am DJ 2 Fly, y'all can call me 2 Fly, we are going to take a
01:22minute here and accept a couple calls, maybe just one, I think we will be accepting one
01:28call.
01:29God damn it, when are you going to start playing my smooth jazz?
01:52What the fuck is that, yeah fucking shit, are you listening to that awful DJ shit, I
02:22am DJ 2 Fly again, I told you he is no good, you don't understand what it means to be cool
02:28mom, you just make me so sad, why don't you listen, you should listen to the things that
02:36I say or I will get angry with you, you just don't understand cool music and beats and
02:44fly, miracles don't happen fast and especially not for DJs, but I want to be a DJ and you
02:52party, shut up, damn son, DJ 2 Fly with WKLM 1243, just going to take a quick break and
03:14we are bringing the music back now, see watch me do this now, oh fuck, I fucked it up, it's
03:39glowing now, oh my god, the radiation in secret now, I can't control it anymore, yeah we are
03:41going to pick up our second caller, caller number 2, you hung up on me, where is all
03:48the smooth jazz bro, oh it's a great day to be flying, it's always a great day to be flying,
04:06the wing spread is wide, just quiet down woman, I am trying to just get some real funky old
04:11school shit, no, no funky ass shit up in space, only smooth jazz, I don't understand
04:18your prejudice towards hip hop, cause it sounds like shit, you are going to crash the ship,
04:27I am just going to fly back in real, oh god, damn it, we are all going to die, we are all
04:35just going to crash, space, you fucked all this up man, oh I did, I still have time to fix it all,
04:45oh this is fucked, listen, we can just, oh god, I am losing control, we are just going to rumble,
04:55oh, mom I think I am picking up people screaming, screaming, oh god, damn it, we are all going
05:08to die, oh my god, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
05:24alright we are going to have to calm down and just prepare for the worst, alright listen
05:28to me we are going to have to get drunk, that's it just shit plastered, well I have been known
05:39to slug a one or two on the way down on the space endeavor, why not, well I have only
05:47got a little bit of my secret whiskey left for the three of us, I am a little drunk already
05:53so, alright fuck it, we might as well just toss this around, here you take the first sip, oh man,
06:01oh god here we go, we are all going to die, we are all going to die, this may be the best damn
06:11whiskey ever, oh that's disgusting, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, and we are back with DJ two fly we are up to my homies we are going to take another
06:28What? You ain't smooth jazz or something? Is that what it is?
06:40And that's how I killed the whole crew and pretended to be dead. Just so it was a clever
06:45ploy really.
06:46Yeah, you're going to have to go back to the part about the duck pond and the swimming
06:52and the crew and something about a spaceship. What was that again?
06:56I mean, can you repeat that?
06:58Listen, it was all back in Tijuana. I had a couple of drinks.
07:02Oh, Tijuana. Is that like one of those places with the minibars where they got those, what
07:06are those, like little umbrellas where they put them in the shot glasses?
07:09I can't believe it, space! First no smooth jazz and then you crash our ship!
07:14Boop, boop.
07:16Someone impressed me.
07:19Hey, everybody. You want to repent for Jesus Christ? Anybody?
07:28No! Nobody here wants Jesus Christ, man!
07:32Oh, actually, on the contrary. It does say right here, Friday's after 2pm, repenting
07:37prayer and sacrifice.
07:39My mom never baptized me. Maybe that's something I've never really thought about. Sometimes.
07:47Oh, yeah? You like that shit, man? Yeah, no baptism?
07:50I don't really understand why that's such a big deal to most folks.
07:54Well, Timmy, it's because you're a sinner.
07:57Why am I such a sinner, space angel? Why have I even been here?
08:06You bring up a good point, Timmy. You little bastard, you godless heathen.
08:12I ought to backhand you. Please, you stand up.
08:16Um, I want to go home.
08:19No! You can stay right here, right where I want you!
08:22I'll get the moisturizer!
08:36Alright, now this is just getting kind of weird.
08:39Zzzzzzzz
08:42Aaaaaaaaaaa
08:47Aaaaaaaaaaaa
08:50Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
08:54Um, I think I hear my mom calling.