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00:00What's up, Wolfpack fam? It's your boy, Kid, back at it again. We got our homies suggesting
00:15a little Benidorm action, a little fun in the salon, a little party vibes, a little
00:20beach vibes, a little vacation vibes. You know me, I love Benidorm, and it was a treat
00:26and a blessing to be able to get to experience that show, so we got something in store for
00:30y'all. It's probably going to be a trip down memory lane pretty much for all of us, so
00:35let's get it. Go get your snacks, ladies and gentlemen, because snacks is not included,
00:39damn it. You got to bring your own. Thanks again to my boy, Mark. Let's get it. Snacks
00:44not included. Let's freaking go. Shout out to my boy, Mark Woolley. Appreciate you, brother.
00:48We're going to have a little fun in the salon, boys. It's been a long time, so we got to
00:53kick off with a little Benidorm, guys. We have Benidorm's big, big summer party. Let's
00:58get it.
01:23Let's go.
01:53Let's go.
02:23Come on, baby.
02:25Come on, baby.
02:27Come on, baby.
02:29Come on, baby.
02:31Come on, baby.
02:33Come on, baby.
02:35Come on, baby.
02:37Come on, baby.
02:39Come on, baby.
02:41Come on, baby.
02:43Come on, baby.
02:45Come on, baby.
02:47Come on, baby.
02:49Come on, baby.
02:52Come on, baby.
02:54Come on, baby.
03:22Ooh, ooh, smile.
03:24Oh, that's a good one.
03:26I'm going to email these to Kathy in the morning.
03:28You've got Wi-Fi in the hotel, haven't you?
03:30Yes, pee whatever you want.
03:32Hey, it's Captain Caveman. Nice one, Dad.
03:34Get us a beer, Michael. I'm absolutely jiggered.
03:36Get my chaser as well, will you, Mick?
03:38He's got some catching up to do.
03:40Give over, Jack Pratt.
03:42Do you think you'll ever want to get married?
03:44I don't know.
03:46I came close last year,
03:48but it didn't work out.
03:50Was that with Natalie?
03:52She was well fit.
03:54And I laid a girlfriend last year.
03:56Yeah?
03:58What happened?
04:00She wasn't here for a night.
04:02Her name was Paige.
04:04We had a couple of dates,
04:06but then she left.
04:08Right.
04:10The page was turned.
04:12The chapter was closed.
04:14Yeah.
04:16Don't think I'll ever understand women.
04:19Me neither.
04:21It's like my nana.
04:23When you go to kiss her,
04:25she pushes you off and pulls her face.
04:27But on a night when she's listening
04:29to a Johnny Mathis tape,
04:31I can hear her talking to Mel
04:33and crying.
04:35She's lonely, but she doesn't like people.
04:37It's weird.
04:39Night, night.
04:41So,
04:43they're getting divorced
04:45via text message.
04:47I must say,
04:49that doesn't sound like the Troy I know.
04:51Me neither.
04:53And Gavin showed me himself.
04:55Look.
04:57I think this newfound wealth
04:59has gone straight to his head.
05:01If your bags aren't packed
05:03by the end of the month,
05:05I'll have no option but to take legal action.
05:07There you go.
05:09Heartless.
05:11You know, it's like he's talking
05:13to one of his tenants.
05:16You are.
05:18I've just forwarded the text I sent
05:20to the squatter in Woodland Terrace.
05:22Let me know if you think
05:24it's a bit too strong.
05:26Oh, God.
05:28Sorry about our little tiff earlier.
05:30I'll be joining you as soon as I can.
05:32Love you always, Troy.
05:34Three kisses.
05:36Oh, s***.
05:38Joey!
05:50I've been looking everywhere for you.
05:52Sorry, mate.
05:54My phone's dead
05:56and Tiger's absolutely smashed on short.
05:58You've not been sucking them outstrippers' bellybuttons,
06:00have you?
06:02Oh, mate, but the woman we've met
06:04would definitely let you do it.
06:07Yeah,
06:09she's too old for Tige, but she's pissed.
06:11Pissed.
06:13What's the word?
06:15Pissed out of her mind?
06:17No. Persistent.
06:19Loretta? Loretta, this is...
06:23Hello, Robert.
06:25Fancy seeing you here.
06:27Oh, my days.
06:29You know Rob, you naughty lady.
06:31How many young guys have you met in Benidorm already?
06:33You said this was your first night.
06:35Yeah!
06:37Robstar!
06:39O to the G to the M,
06:41your face says it all.
06:43Please don't tell me you two went all the way...
06:45Joey?
06:47Joey, you don't understand.
06:49Rob, are you all right?
06:51Loretta is...
06:57Loretta's my nana.
06:59Nana? Who's your nana?
07:01Wait a minute.
07:04She's my grandmother.
07:06No!
07:08No!
07:32Excuse me, is it possible
07:34for the refreshments to be served soon?
07:37It's steady on. It just set off.
07:39Just that my girls are getting dehydrated
07:41and I promised to look after them.
07:43Your girls, eh? What are you?
07:45Are you like the pimp at a taxi driver?
07:47Might have to go all Robert De Niro on you.
07:49Sorry, are you talking to me?
07:53Yeah, very funny.
07:55No, don't worry, Snoop Dogg.
07:57I'll have your girls hydrated, all right?
07:59Oh, thanks. What are they?
08:01These are called leg openers.
08:03Couple of these will be on the deck.
08:05That's perfect, cos they need to keep their legs up.
08:07That's their job.
08:09Course it is, sunshine.
08:11Course it is.
08:35Here.
08:37This one's called the Smurf's Cock,
08:39I think cos it's blue.
08:41Well, it's the best offer I've had since I've been here.
08:43Cheers.
08:47Funny we should bump into each other out here, isn't it?
08:49Of all the parties on all the boats
08:51in all the world,
08:53you happen to walk into this one.
08:55I used to love Cracker Jack.
08:59Oh, yeah.
09:01And thanks for bringing a load of teenage Olympic athletes
09:04with you and all.
09:06That's really helped me out.
09:12So you're not pulled, then?
09:14Nah.
09:16They're all self-indulgent tossers.
09:18Besides, it's quite hard selling yourself
09:20as a sexy playmate
09:22when your arm's encased in plaster.
09:24Marks you out as being different.
09:26Most men don't want different.
09:28They want clones.
09:30And what about you?
09:32I want a Nintendo 3DS
09:34when my dad keeps telling me to look at my old Nintendo and squint.
09:36I mean, what do you want in a girl?
09:38Dunno.
09:40Someone funny.
09:42Vivacious.
09:46Someone different.
09:52I hope Michael's all right.
09:54Wonder where he is.
09:56Don't fret. Trudy'll look after him.
09:58I can smell something fishy
10:01Oh, that might be me.
10:03It's dead hot under here.
10:05Let's go and have a look.
10:07I'm gasping for a bevy.
10:09Come on, Benidorm.
10:11Let's get this party started.
10:13I like her.
10:15She's cool.
10:21Do you think we might have got on the wrong boat?
10:23Is this a party?
10:27Yeah.
10:29I think it's safe to say we got on the wrong boat.
10:33When do you go back?
10:35How many hours?
10:39Oh, that's all right.
10:41We'll be back in a couple of hours.
10:45Two days?
10:47My mum's gonna kill me.
10:51Is there no other way to get back to Benidorm?
10:59Oh, crap.
11:01Michael, row the boat ashore.
11:19Donald, doesn't he look fabulous?
11:23Absolutely.
11:25The management have certainly pulled out all the stops.
11:28What a spread.
11:30Look, Chinese, Indian, Spanish.
11:34Oh, I don't know what to go for first.
11:38And the food's not bad either.
11:40Mummy.
11:44Swingers?
11:46You should be paid extra for this.
11:48Tell me about it.
11:50I feel a right prat dressed like this.
11:52You're all right.
11:54You look a puppy dazzler.
11:56Is he an alcoholic?
11:58Ah, yeah, that's a mixture of creme de cassis and...
12:04Bloody hell, she's on a mission.
12:06I know. She's had a difficult day.
12:08Well, you just make sure she doesn't get into any mischief soon.
12:10I will.
12:16Are you?
12:18Where's our Michael? I thought you were looking after him.
12:20Oh, he's here.
12:22He's just gone up to get changed.
12:25Well, he better not be pissed again
12:27or I'll separate you from your balls.
12:33Love her.
12:35Mateo.
12:37Oh, yes, we're hoping to have regular functions
12:39where we can attract a higher calibre clientele.
12:43Of course, being three-star doesn't help.
12:47But as tonight demonstrates,
12:49we're amply able to deliver a four-star service.
12:51¿Y pronto habrá chicas en bikini, no?
12:57SÃ, sÃ, cuatro estrellas, yes.
13:01Hello, hello, hello.
13:03Oh, ah, thank you, thank you.
13:05Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
13:07Buenas noches, señores and señoritas.
13:09This is Joyce Temple-Savage
13:11welcoming you to the Gala Olympic Celebration.
13:15Now, we do have for entertainment
13:17the British Olympic
13:19Synchronised Swimming Team.
13:21Oh, yes.
13:23But before that,
13:25because we always go for gold
13:27here at the Salana,
13:29please welcome
13:31our very own Asa Ellington.
13:43Always believe in your soul
13:46You've got the power to know
13:48You're indestructible
13:50Always believe in
13:52You are gold
13:56Oh, Asa.
13:58Asa's just got a couple of numbers.
14:00Then we'll be ready for your girls
14:02in about 15 minutes, all right?
14:04No, it is most certainly not all right.
14:10What's wrong with them?
14:12They are inebriated.
14:14That is what's wrong with them.
14:16It seems the old fish handyman you sent them out with
14:18saw fit to coerce them onto a party boat
14:20and ply them with alcohol.
14:22They can still do their aerobics, though, can't they?
14:24I beg your pardon?
14:26I mean, that's water dancing thingy.
14:28We've got fireworks and everything.
14:30I arrived here with six Olympic athletes
14:32and I'm leaving with a gaggle of drunkards
14:34reeking of vomit and tequila.
14:36Welcome to Benidorm.
14:38Listen, Pip, why don't you just let them get in the water
14:40and have a big splash of boat?
14:43I mean, we can announce it as a Paralympic team.
14:45This lot will not even know the difference.
14:47How dare you? That is deeply, deeply insulting.
14:49Well, we're coming.
14:53Girls!
14:55Out now!
14:59You're not fit to be in the water!
15:01Oh, it's a disaster.
15:03I'm going to be a laughing stock.
15:05Leave this to me, Pip.
15:07Matt, you follow me.
15:09Kenneth!
15:13Woo!
15:19Whoa, whoa, whoa!
15:21Sam, what's going on?
15:23What the hell are you doing?
15:25I'm drunk, I'm desperate.
15:27Are we standing in front of me, OK?
15:29It's the start of a beautiful friendship.
15:31I'm coming to you anyway.
15:33Go on, pull.
15:35Yeah, I pulled this.
15:39Is that a red snapper?
15:41Hi. My name's Trudy.
15:45Shit, babe.
15:47So, these are what they call
15:49the chains of office.
15:51Oh, and we've got some chains
15:53in our room, but they're not quite
15:55as fancy as that.
15:57I think I see Troy in the bushes.
15:59Ooh, having a bit of a secret
16:01tryst, are they?
16:03That's what I love about the gays.
16:05They'll do it anywhere.
16:07No, it's a photo.
16:10It probably blew down off Gavin's balcony.
16:12Let's go up there and return it to him.
16:14See if we can't entice him down
16:16to join in the fun.
16:18Yes, good idea.
16:20Don't go away, cos I'll be back
16:22in a jiffy.
16:24Here, have some of this
16:26and loosen up a bit.
16:30Gold.
16:36Yes, ladies and gentlemen, thank you.
16:38I'm Asa Elliot, singing Gold.
16:40I'm afraid there's been
16:42a slight change to the
16:44published schedule in that the
16:46synchronised swimming display
16:48has had to be cancelled.
16:50Yes, I know, I'm sorry.
16:52So, if you'd like to make your way to the exits,
16:54which you'll find located here...
16:56Hurry!
16:58What?
17:04Let's go!
17:08It may not be Esther Williams,
17:10but we're going to try and push you, aren't we?
17:20Come on, stop fiddling with your bits and diving.
17:22It's uncomfortable.
17:24Oh, I see you've got tortures between your legs.
17:26Don't have it, you bastard.
17:30Tom Daley,
17:32eat your arse out.
17:38Oh, my God, that's my dad.
17:44Hey, Popeye!
17:46Wow!
17:48Sal, hurry!
17:50Oh, I'm sorry.
17:52There you go.
17:55Oh, I'm sorry.
17:57There you go.
18:19Julia! Where have you been all this time?
18:21I don't know.
18:23I sent you a text.
18:25A text? I'm your mother, not one of your friends.
18:27Tell me about it.
18:29Did you have a good time, son?
18:31Yeah.
18:33Why the long face, then?
18:35I want to jump in the pool with everyone else,
18:37but my mum's not going to let me.
18:39No, she's not.
18:41I'm going to throw you in.
18:43Come on, then.
18:45One, two, three!
18:53There you go.
18:59Hermione! Madeline!
19:01How's now?
19:03It is grace to your sport,
19:05and it is grace to your country.
19:07So shaky.
19:23Oh, no!
19:25No, no!
19:27No, no!
19:29No!
19:31No!
19:33No!
19:35No!
19:47Oh, man.
19:49Hold on a second.
19:51Benny Dorm always doing making summer and vacation life feel so damn good guys
19:59I hope you guys had a trip down memory lane it remains the same I absolutely
20:06love love love Benny Dorm I need to get my ass out there to the trip to the
20:12Solana I got to have a little bit fun but man that just spread such you know
20:18vacation vibes summer vibes so Mark thank you brother number one for getting
20:23us to have another trip down memory lane Benny Dorm has been one of the best
20:28shows that we have ever seen and it's really made me you know like just
20:34appreciate vacation time taking time you got to take time for yourselves you know
20:38have a little fun and one thing Benny Dorm does right is have fun and you know
20:43you got and you're getting pissed too man you gotta you gotta get pissed man
20:47fuck it man why not man so it is great to see oh I love the Swiggins
20:55Association man Donald and Jacqueline we've lost some real ones on this show
20:59that so feel very gutted and sad about but their their work will live on you
21:07know in some of those episodes I still remember being so damn sad about it man
21:11oh my god but man they have created such a gem this is such a gem of a show
21:17for myself I got to get this one on DVD eventually harder to get stuff over here
21:25you know some of the UK shows to buy them officially but hopefully we'll get
21:29a chance to at some point in time but man Benny Dorm still funny and I got to
21:33say this I think this is almost unanimous Garvey family is still the
21:39best family by far yeah there's something special about that family and
21:43then you had you know you had Troy you know I love a really quickly I love
21:49what you know this guy was it Mateo Mateo come here Mateo yeah yeah Kenneth I
21:56mean you know obviously Jacqueline Donald you know so many freaking gems of
22:01characters on this show Liam it took me a while warm up to the lad I remember
22:06the first couple episodes I wasn't really on board he had his moments which
22:10was cringe a little bit but you know you can not like a character in the
22:17beginning and and then they can warm up you can warm up to them and he became a
22:22good character we always loved his father in bonding moments with his
22:27father they had some you know very beautiful moments on the show you know
22:31Mateo was one of the better characters on this show as well you know he was in
22:36pretty much like every episode which was cool cool as hell to be and you know he
22:43he had redeemed himself because he always came off a little bit like a like
22:47an a-hole at some points but man he really became part of the family as well
22:51and it was damn this this show was so good so I feel absolutely stellar there
22:58was some great moments in this compilation it definitely captured the
23:01essence the fun the party vibes the party vibes you know again I'm not a
23:05party guy but even me would love to partake in these type of party vibes I
23:09feel like I'll be right at home here I'll have a good time and you know it
23:14just made the summer so hopefully this you know I we didn't kick off the summer
23:19but hopefully got a little bit of the summer vibes but yeah Benny Dorm one of
23:22the best show Garry family one of the best shows Les one of the best
23:26characters and Leslie Mateo you know became a favorite for me you know a lot
23:33of characters there's obviously been some weaker characters that you grow to
23:36kind of just tolerate Sam you end up liking a little bit more she be she was
23:41you know came off very bitchy and shit but another character that you end up
23:45like you get so used to people over time and she became to be a pretty cool
23:50character as well but yeah I mean I know a lot of people when we throughout the
23:57journey and then after we finished Benny Dorm would be like you know they're
24:00gonna have another series of Benny Dorm but I don't know ladies and gentlemen it
24:04doesn't seem like that's something set in stone of course I would want you know
24:08more Benny Dorm action but I think that if it ever came out you got to have the
24:13Garry family I mean that's what they started with it would be cool to see you
24:19know another you know week weekend with them that would be freaking lit as hell
24:24but I don't know if we're gonna ever get it he's always he said like Darren has
24:28said that he's got enough material but no one's reached out to him I don't
24:32know what the hell's going on why they never did another one but I will
24:35remember the seasons and the series you know you know forever because it was
24:41such a treat to watch so guys enough of my yapping hopefully you guys liked it
24:45hopefully you're having a great summer you know I wish you all well thanks for
24:50tuning in you know we'll link it if you feel like it you don't have to but we'll
24:55link the Benny Dorm journey there you know and it's been a blast I remember
24:59going on the journey and I was still kind of fresh into watching UK show so
25:05there was lingo I didn't pick up you know like beef curtains and stuff that I
25:09still get made fun of and stuff but you know I like to think we're on a learning
25:14journey we've learned a lot of words man you know I think for better I think for
25:19better we've learned a lot of words but you know and I've enjoyed this watching
25:23a lot of these shows and picking up lingo interacting with a lot of y'all
25:27has been special throughout a lot of the shows and that's not stopping anytime
25:31soon so thank you guys thanks for hanging out don't forget to Like comment
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25:41catch you on the next one see you soon love you guys peace