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  • 8/27/2024
In Trevor Noah's stand-up special Afraid of the Dark on Netflix, he presents a comedic yet insightful take on colonial history, specifically focusing on how the British took over India. Through his signature blend of humor and storytelling, Noah deconstructs the absurdity of colonialism, shedding light on the historical narrative while keeping the tone lighthearted.

Noah begins by highlighting the vast size and population of India compared to Britain, making the British colonization seem even more unlikely and perplexing. He humorously imagines the scene of British colonizers arriving in India and how their initial encounters might have gone, playing up the ridiculousness of the idea that such a small island nation could subdue a massive country. Through this lens, Noah emphasizes the audacity and cunning of British colonial tactics, focusing on their use of manipulation, rather than sheer force, to establish control.

A key part of the bit involves Noah speculating on how the British managed to persuade and control the Indian population with minimal resistance, portraying it as a bizarre situation where the British seemingly convinced the Indians to let them rule. He infuses humor into the notion that the British, with their accents and mannerisms, charmed their way into control rather than winning through any sort of conventional conquest.

Trevor Noah’s routine is a clever, satirical take on colonialism that turns a dark chapter of history into a funny yet thought-provoking story. His comedic analysis underscores the irony and absurdity of historical events, all while making the audience laugh at the sheer audacity of the British Empire’s expansion into India. Through his blend of observational comedy and sharp wit, Noah sheds light on the complex dynamics of power, culture, and resistance during the colonial era, all with a modern twist that keeps the content accessible and engaging.

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00:00When you think about colonization, it is the strangest thing you can think about.
00:03Because conquering is one thing, you go to another country, you take what's theirs.
00:07You want more, you take the land, you know, you take the resources, you kill the people.
00:11That I understand.
00:13But colonization, I don't condone, I understand.
00:17But colonization is strange because you go there and you don't just take over.
00:22You then force the people to become you.
00:26That is such a strange concept.
00:28When you think about where the British did it, I mean, they did it in Africa,
00:32they did it in Asia, think about in India.
00:36Those cultures could not be more diametrically opposed.
00:39And out of nowhere, the British just decided to roll up.
00:42Imagine what the Indians must have felt like on that day.
00:46Minding your own business, walking through a field.
00:50Next thing you know, the British showed up on horseback.
00:57Hear ye, hear ye, by order of Her Majesty the Queen, we have arrived.
01:10You over there, what is the name of this land?
01:17This land over here, this is called India.
01:22Well, my good man, I am here to tell you that India is now under the British Empire.
01:28And I'm glad that I can tell you that India is exactly where it was yesterday.
01:42No, no, I feel you're not understanding what I'm saying.
01:44I'm letting you know that we're here to colonize you by order of the Queen.
01:50Who is the Queen?
01:53The Queen, the Queen of England, the ruler of Great Britain.
01:57She who was ordained by God.
02:01Which God?
02:05God, the one true God.
02:08There are many Gods, my friend.
02:10What is the name of your God?
02:14There is only one God, and his name is God, and you too shall worship him.
02:19You want me to worship a God, but you don't want to tell me his name?
02:24What are you talking about?
02:25There are many Gods, okay?
02:26There is Shiva, there is Lakshmi, there is Hare Krishna, there are many Gods.
02:30What is the name of your God?
02:34His name is God.
02:38You don't know the name of your God?
02:43It's just God.
02:45Is it like mummy or daddy?
02:49You want me to worship your God, but you don't want to tell me his name, huh?
02:52How am I going to pray to him?
02:54What do I do?
02:54Every morning, I go to wake up, and I pray like,
02:56Oh, dear God, dear God, I was hoping that maybe God, you could help me.
02:59No, no, sorry, not you, other God.
03:00No, no, other God.
03:02No, no, not wrong God.
03:03No, God, I was trying to talk to other.
03:04No, no, no, you're right.
03:05I should have asked for your first name.
03:06No, no, God.
03:07No, other God, please.
03:08No, God behind that God.
03:09No, not you today, God.
03:10Other God.
03:11You're right.
03:11He told me he would know who I was talking to, and I don't...
03:13No, no, other God, please.
03:15That God on that...
03:16No, no, that God.
03:17Then I wonder why my prayers are not getting answered, huh?
03:25How dare you speak to me like that?
03:29Do you know who I am?
03:30No, because you never introduced yourself.
03:35I have come here representing Great Britain.
03:39And I have never heard of Great Britain.
03:42Who gave you that name?
03:47Well, well, well, we did.
03:51You called yourselves great?
03:54Isn't that a little presumptuous?
03:58Shouldn't you wait for other people to tell you how great you are, huh?
04:02Shouldn't you just go around the world and just do good things, good things, good things?
04:05Then people go, oh my God, Britain, look how great you are.
04:12Well, I beg to differ.
04:14I believe we could do it because we knew instinctively.
04:16We are Great Britain.
04:18Well, in that case, welcome to Great India.
04:22No, no, it doesn't work like that.
04:24It doesn't work like that.
04:25How dare you speak to me like this?
04:26Look, you're the one who dares to speak to me, okay?
04:29I was here minding my own business in my land.
04:31You came over here riding on your skinny cow,
04:33telling me that things are going to change.
04:36I don't know who you are.
04:37All I know is you are clearly crazy, okay?
04:39You're not feeling too right.
04:40And I didn't want to say anything,
04:41but you look like you're going to faint.
04:43In fact, it looks like you have died last week, okay?
04:45Something is very wrong with your skin.
04:47You're not looking good, my friend.
04:48Maybe you should come down.
04:49We have a curry.
04:50We talk about this.
04:52What are you talking about?
04:53I look quite normal.
04:54You do not look normal, my friend.
04:55I've never seen anybody with that complexion in my life, okay?
04:59You look like you're playing hide and seek with the sun your entire life.
05:02I don't know what is happening,
05:03but that is not how a person should look, huh?
05:05I can see your veins pumping through your skin right now.
05:08You know how creepy that is?
05:09Pumping, pumping, pumping, pumping.
05:11If I was your doctor, I don't need X-ray machine.
05:13I just go, what is problem?
05:14It is your kidney.
05:15How do I know?
05:16Because you're translucent.
05:17That is how I know.
05:18Damn you!
05:18We are going to run this country whether you like it or not.
05:21We are not going to do anything you tell us.
05:22You're a madman.
05:23We are going to take it.
05:24You're not taking.
05:25We're going to...
05:30She's all yours.
05:31Take, take.
05:32Don't play nice.
05:33Take.
05:48Why you want free things on free things?

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