Chaves - Vamos Todos à Acapulco - Parte 1
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00:00This is the number one program of humorous television, El Chavo,
00:17played by the super comedian Chetirito,
00:24with Carlos Villagran as Chico,
00:30Ramón Valdés as Don Ramón,
00:36Florinda Mesa as Doña Florinda,
00:41Rubén Aguirre as Professor Jirafales,
00:47Angelines Fernández as Doña Clotilde,
00:54Edgar Vivar as Mr. Belly,
01:00and María Antonieta de las Nieves as La Chilindrina.
01:06Directed by Enrique Segoviano.
01:11Boy, boy, I'm cool, boy.
01:16Chaves, have you ever seen a ball like this?
01:20No.
01:21It looks like she's going to have a son.
01:24Oh, it's true.
01:26Mommy, mommy, we have to take her to the hospital.
01:30Oh, but who?
01:31My ball.
01:33Your ball?
01:34Yes.
01:36For what?
01:37She's going to have a ball.
01:41I don't understand.
01:43It was Chaves who said it.
01:46It could only be Chaves.
01:49You arrived late at the distribution of brains, didn't you?
01:53I don't remember.
01:56Of course.
01:57Don't mind what he says, honey.
01:59It's okay, mommy.
02:09Why are you laughing?
02:10Because you arrived late at the distribution of brains.
02:15And you didn't arrive late?
02:18Of course not, because I didn't even go there.
02:27I won't lend you my ball.
02:29I'm not asking for a loan.
02:31Because if I asked, you wouldn't lend it to me.
02:33And if you don't lend it to me, I'm capable of destroying what everyone calls face.
02:36Did you hear?
02:37No, Chaves.
02:42It had to be Chaves.
02:45It's no wonder they hit you.
02:48No one has patience with me.
02:51Because you have no patience.
02:55Okay, I have to put up with you.
02:57But don't ask me to return the ball.
02:59Return the ball to me.
03:02I think I'll return all the beatings you gave me.
03:05No, I'll give it as a gift.
03:08Give it to me.
03:18The ball belongs to Kiko.
03:20Really?
03:21Then tell Kiko that I won't return anything.
03:27Kiko.
03:28What?
03:29Mr. Madruga said he won't return any ball.
03:32Oh yeah?
03:33Then tell Mr. Madruga that my mother told you that he's going to get beaten.
03:46Kiko said his mother told me to tell you that Kiko told me to tell you that Kiko told me to...
03:56Kiko said I don't know what...
04:00Listen here.
04:01There were times when this lady would give me two or three beatings.
04:05But times have changed, Chaves.
04:07Now she can give me six or seven.
04:11It all went up, right?
04:13You're mistaken, Chaves.
04:15You're mistaken.
04:16Know one thing.
04:17Now I'd like this lady to give me one beating.
04:20With great pleasure.
04:24Come on, Kiko.
04:25Don't get involved with this whore.
04:27Yes, mother.
04:28Whore, whore.
04:44The ball.
04:46Take that!
04:47And the next one will be stronger.
04:51Chaves, may I know what's going on?
04:58Mr. Madruga gave me a beating on the head.
05:09Beep, beep, beep.
05:14You again?
05:15Take that!
05:16And the next one will be...
05:23I'm sorry, Mr. Madruga.
05:29I'm not Mr. Madruga.
05:31I'm Madruga with the last name Madruga.
05:34I mean, I'm a master and my name is Jirafales.
05:38But of course, professor.
05:39But I swear I didn't mean to beat you, professor.
05:41I wanted to beat Chaves, who was knocking on my door,
05:43and he said, hello, hello.
05:44I was the one who knocked on the door.
05:48You?
05:49Yes.
05:50But no, professor, you're mistaken.
05:51Mrs. Florinda lives on 14th.
05:53My lord, I would never deceive myself.
05:57Only once did I deceive myself.
05:59It's true.
06:00And when?
06:01Once I thought I was mistaken.
06:06Okay, so what do you want?
06:09This time I didn't come to see Mrs. Florinda.
06:11I came to see you.
06:20See me?
06:21Yes.
06:23You don't think I'm going to invite you to have a cup of coffee, do you?
06:27If it doesn't bother you...
06:28Not at all.
06:29After you, yes.
06:33Tell me, professor, what can I do for you?
06:37Listen, Mr. Madruga.
06:40Do you know what this is?
06:43Let me see, excuse me.
06:48No, no, I don't know, professor.
06:51This is a liquid to clean silver.
06:53Ah.
06:55But you must have noticed that in this house there is no silver object, professor.
06:59It was to be imagined.
07:01And that's exactly why...
07:02And more, if you accept my advice, you should return to your profession as a master.
07:06Because, you know, this one of selling from door to door doesn't suit you.
07:10I didn't come to sell this, my lord.
07:17Oh, no?
07:18Well, then...
07:20This was in the power of Chiquinha at school.
07:23In the power of Chiquinha?
07:25Yes.
07:26Look...
07:27But Chiquinha wouldn't want something that serves to clean silver objects.
07:32It's the same thing I ask myself.
07:34Could Chiquinha have stolen this from somewhere?
07:43Listen, professor.
07:44Are you insinuating that my daughter is a thief?
07:48Well, not exactly...
07:49You are mistaken, sir.
07:51Do you know the example my daughter has in this house?
07:54Don't answer!
07:56Therefore, this is a slander.
07:58A slander!
08:00Do you know what a slander is?
08:02Well, I suppose you are referring to a slander.
08:06Don't try to change the subject, professor.
08:09We are poor, but we have honor.
08:11Look, for example.
08:12Yesterday morning I left 20 mangoes here.
08:14I put 20 mangoes there.
08:16If I were a thief, the 20 mangoes wouldn't be here.
08:23The 20 is not there anymore, is it?
08:27No, but I'm sure I left it somewhere else, professor.
08:30Father!
08:31Father!
08:32My beautiful father!
08:33Father!
08:34Father!
08:35Oh, sorry.
08:36I was mistaken.
08:38Chiquinha!
08:42Did you talk to me?
08:43Yes.
08:44You.
08:45Come here!
08:54Would you please tell me
08:56who took the 20 mangoes that were in this drawer?
09:02Silence!
09:05Did you take them?
09:08Silence!
09:11You haven't answered me yet, Chiquinha.
09:14Did you take them?
09:16Don't cry!
09:20You took them, didn't you?
09:23Yes.
09:25How did you do it?
09:26With my hands.
09:30Do you mean what was the cause, reason or circumstance
09:35that made you take the 20?
09:37Well...
09:39I know what was the cause, reason or circumstance
09:41that made you take the 20.
09:43It was the same cause, reason or circumstance
09:46that made you take this.
09:49The robbery.
09:52This is a big lie!
09:54So what?
09:55Listen, father.
09:56I took the money just to buy this.
09:59What?
10:00You spent 20 mangoes on something
10:02that is used to clean silver objects?
10:04Yes.
10:06But we don't have any silver objects here, Chiquinha.
10:09I know.
10:10If you know, then?
10:11Listen.
10:12When I bought a jar like this,
10:14they gave me a ticket for a raffle.
10:19For a raffle?
10:21Yes.
10:24And the first prize is a trip to Acapulco
10:28for two people.
10:30All paid.
10:31All expenses paid.
10:34Well, not all paid.
10:36We just have to buy the swimsuits.
10:39Listen, girl.
10:40And the bags, too.
10:42Chiquinha, you have to understand.
10:44But we can borrow the bags.
10:46Hey, Professor Girafales,
10:48don't you have a pair of bags to borrow, please?
10:52Well, I'd like to...
10:53No, no, no, don't worry.
10:54I'm going to ask the witch of the 71
10:56and I'm going to bring the bags right now, okay, dad?
10:58Wait a minute.
11:00Wait, Chiquinha.
11:01Come here, come here, Chiquinha.
11:02Wait.
11:06What do you think of this?
11:08I ask you if it would not be convenient
11:11for adults to have a little of this faith
11:13that children have.
11:15A trip to Acapulco?
11:18Yes.
11:19And with all expenses paid.
11:21Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
11:23The problem is that my father has no bags.
11:26I already knew.
11:29How did you know that my father had no bags?
11:32Because he has nothing to wear.
11:36Look, I'm going to the witch of the 71
11:38to see if she can lend me a bag, okay?
11:42Come in.
11:46Mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom,
11:48Mr. Madruga and Chiquinha are going to Acapulco.
11:52Oh, good.
11:55Where are they going?
11:56Acapulco.
11:58No.
11:59Yes.
12:00No.
12:01Yes.
12:02Yes.
12:03No.
12:04That's what Chiquinha said, right?
12:07See?
12:08We're going to Acapulco too, mom.
12:10What does it cost?
12:11It's going to be such a beautiful trip.
12:12Come on.
12:13Say yes.
12:14Don't be a coward.
12:15Come on.
12:16Yes.
12:17Oh, honey.
12:18But if Mr. Madruga can't even pay the rent,
12:20how do you think he's going to Acapulco?
12:22Oh, with my bags that I'm going to lend.
12:30Oh.
12:31Yes.
12:32Damn.
12:33Chiquinha.
12:34I'll lend them to you with great pleasure.
12:38Listen, Mrs. Clotilde, I don't know if you...
12:40No, no, don't worry.
12:42I still have others for me.
12:44Yes, because if you go to Acapulco, dear, I will go too.
12:51It just so happens that I don't know, Mrs....
12:53No, no, no.
12:54Excuse me, Mr. Madruga.
12:56I'll get my bags ready.
12:59I'm going to Acapulco to take a sea bath.
13:02I'm going to Acapulco to take a sea bath.
13:06Daddy, Daddy, let's pack our bags.
13:08Let's pack our bags, Daddy.
13:09Let's go, let's go, let's go.
13:13So it was true?
13:15Yes, Mommy.
13:16Oh, we're going too.
13:17What does it cost?
13:18Come on, forget it.
13:19Don't be a coward.
13:20Come on.
13:22If Gentalha is going to Acapulco, we're going too.
13:26Okay, let's go.
13:30Wait a minute.
13:32Let's go, Daddy.
13:33Let me pack our bags, okay?
13:34No, I don't need to.
13:35No, I'll do it.
13:36Please.
13:37Get out of here, you animal.
13:38You think you can...
13:46Mrs. Clorinda.
13:48Professor Girafales, I came to tell Mr. Madruga
13:51that I was going to Acapulco too,
13:53but I never thought I'd find him here.
13:55Are you going to Acapulco?
13:56Of course I am.
13:58Wait a minute.
13:59I won't take long.
14:00Okay, go.
14:01I'll try to pack my bags.
14:02I'm going to Acapulco too.
14:09Look at that.
14:18That's great.
14:19Everyone's going to Acapulco.
14:21Now we just have to win the lottery, right, Dad?
14:31Let's see, honey.
14:33Tell me the numbers, but slowly.
14:35One by one, honey.
14:36Okay.
14:37It's here.
14:38The first number.
14:39Four.
14:40Four.
14:41Eight.
14:42Eight.
14:43Seven.
14:44Seven.
14:45487.
14:46487?
14:49We won a trip to Acapulco!
14:52A trip and all for free, honey.
14:54And all for free.
14:56I heard you said you did a great job
14:58buying a product to clean the silver, honey.
15:01I've never been to Acapulco, honey.
15:03Never.
15:04And it's a trip for two people.
15:07That's right.
15:08That's right.
15:09I'll take you.
15:14What did you say?
15:19No, no.
15:20Forget it.
15:21Forget it.
15:22Of course I'll take you.
15:25Now we just have to pack, honey.
15:27Are you ready, Ali?
15:34Hello.
15:35See if it doesn't fill.
15:36What?
15:40I'm sorry, Professor.
15:42I thought it was Kiko who's been boring me.
15:45Forget it.
15:46Forget it.
15:47I'm going to Acapulco.
15:52Look.
15:53Look!
15:54I tripped on these things that are here, right?
15:57What am I going to do?
15:58I know, I know.
15:59Would you please put the suitcases on the stairs?
16:03What?
16:04Please put the suitcases on the stairs.
16:15I'm talking about my suitcases.
16:19I went to sit there to see if I needed a suitcase.
16:23I'm talking about suitcases.
16:25Don't you know what suitcases are?
16:27Oh, yes.
16:28Suitcase is not suitcase.
16:29Suitcase is suitcase.
16:32Look, Chaves.
16:33I'll explain.
16:34These are suitcases or suitcases.
16:37They're synonyms.
16:39They're synonyms?
16:40Of course.
16:42Oh, so these are small synonyms and these are big synonyms.
16:52I'll explain again.
16:55This is a suitcase.
16:57The suitcase that comes to Bena.
16:59Do you know if Mrs. Florinda has already made her suitcases?
17:01No, she bought them ready.
17:05I'm asking if she has already prepared her suitcases.
17:08I don't know.
17:10Do you want to keep an eye on my suitcases?
17:12No, I'd rather stand.
17:15Please, do you want to keep an eye on my suitcases while I talk to Mrs. Florinda?
17:19Oh, yes.
17:21You're welcome.
17:22Acapulco is waiting for me.
17:24Acapulco is waiting for me.
17:26Let's go, son.
17:27We can't lose time.
17:29Let's go.
17:30Yes, daddy.
17:34I'll be right there, Chaves.
17:35When I get back, I'll tell you what Acapulco is like.
17:39Hurry up, daughter.
17:41I'll be right there.
17:42Goodbye, Chaves.
17:44Mr. Madruga.
17:45Mr. Madruga, wait for me.
17:47Wait for me.
17:48Remember that I'm going to Acapulco, too.
17:53Please, hurry up, or we'll miss the train.
17:55Excuse me, teacher.
17:56I didn't even have time to take my apron off.
17:58Are we going to eat on the way, mommy?
18:00Yes, Kiko.
18:01Look, Kiko.
18:02My suitcases, please.
18:03But that's all I needed.
18:06Yes.
18:07Open your arms a little.
18:08That's it.
18:10Good.
18:11The other side.
18:12The other side, now.
18:13That's it.
18:14Done.
18:15I've eaten everything.
18:16I've eaten everything.
18:17Now let's go, because it's late.
18:18Let's go, mommy.
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