After suffering a burglary, a man sets a trap in the hope a snaring the perpetrators.
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01:00Not a bad dinner.
01:02It was lovely.
01:14Not having to plan tomorrow's meals.
01:16I beg your pardon?
01:18You asked me what I liked best about being away.
01:20Oh.
01:22Did you order morning tea?
01:24I did. And the papers.
01:26Pound to a shilling, the chambermaid's Irish.
01:28No takers.
01:31Oh, dear.
01:33What's wrong?
01:35No electric blanket.
01:37I feel quite lost.
01:39Must be getting old.
01:41I knew you when you wouldn't have missed the sheets.
01:44Yeah, I knew me too.
01:50And that didn't get much wear the first time?
01:53It was heat wear.
01:55Oh, that's what it was.
01:57Hmm. Hmm.
02:01Oh.
02:11If you're long in there, I shall drink yours.
02:14Don't you dare.
02:30Come on.
02:44Come on.
02:52In the lock. Yeah.
02:54Oh, come on. Come on.
03:24Hey! Hey!
03:54What to?
03:56The next 14 years.
03:58Fair enough.
04:03Yum, yum.
04:06Doesn't taste all that much better than that fruit cup.
04:09Wasn't fruit cup. Was it?
04:11Yes.
04:13I helped to make it. Don't you remember?
04:15Vintage 56.
04:17Well, no offence to you or to your dear parents,
04:19but, yes, it does taste better.
04:24Much better.
04:55CLATTERING
05:04CLATTERING
05:06CLATTERING
05:25Steadily.
05:27CLATTERING
05:34CHUCKLING
05:36CLATTERING
05:55It's a funny thing.
05:57I'm hardly what you'd call an impetuous man.
06:00Can you reach the light?
06:02Just for the hell of it, I did that all-night queue
06:05and wound up with two tickets for Swan Lake,
06:07which I didn't really want.
06:09And me, which you didn't really want.
06:12Which I didn't know I really wanted.
06:18God bless the Balshaw.
06:24CLATTERING
06:35SQUAWKING
07:05SQUAWKING
07:20Myra! Myra!
07:35Peter?
07:37Peter?
07:41Peter? What's wrong?
07:44Oh, my God, no.
07:46Everything.
07:48The clock?
07:54Peter, look.
07:56Why?
07:58Why?
08:02Oh, the bastards.
08:05Bastards!
08:17Peter!
08:19Peter!
08:28Peter?
08:30Why?
08:32Why did they have to do that for?
08:34Who knows?
08:40Now, don't touch anything.
08:44It's glass everywhere.
08:47My God, I'd like to meet the man who did this.
08:50Door was locked.
08:52Key was on the outside.
08:54Push it through and then kick a hole in the door to reach it.
08:58It wasn't very difficult.
09:00No. Plywood and...
09:02egg boxes.
09:05I'd better call the police.
09:19All right, we'll start making a list.
09:21Have you sent somebody round?
09:24No, no, we won't touch anything.
09:41Myra!
09:44I'm down here.
09:46In the sitting room.
09:49Are you feeling all right?
09:51Do you want a brandy or something?
09:54I just feel so damned cross.
09:57Cross and useless.
09:59I found this on the stairs.
10:03Did you call the police?
10:05Yeah, they're coming round.
10:07We're supposed to start making a list of everything that's missing.
10:10Description, value, etc.
10:12About the insurance?
10:14We ought to call them.
10:16Yeah, I suppose so.
10:20It was a nice anniversary, wasn't it?
10:29They knew what they were after.
10:31Look at that.
10:35A key without a clock.
10:42I'll never feel the same about this place.
10:44Oh, don't, love, don't.
10:46Oh, Peter, I mean it.
10:49We were better off in the cottage. Far better.
10:52Now, please, we worked years for this.
10:54We'll get over it.
10:56In a year's time, we'll have all the pieces back again.
10:59No.
11:01No.
11:02Why not?
11:04They can be stolen all over again.
11:07From now on, we'll concentrate on things we can keep in the bank.
11:22Forget it.
11:25We must try to forget it.
11:28What?
11:30What did you say?
11:32We must try and what?
11:34Forget it. It's been over a week now.
11:36Yes, but how?
11:38How do you forget it?
11:40You know what I'm really doing up here?
11:43No.
11:44I'm operating a rack with our burglar on it.
11:47He's about nine feet long already.
11:50And the louder he screams, the more I turn.
11:53Every time a window rattles, my hair bristles.
11:56Paper drops through the letterbox,
11:58and I nearly fall through the bottom of the bed.
12:00We go out for 20 minutes and then dash back,
12:02expecting to see the house being driven off on the back of a truck,
12:05and you say, forget it.
12:07Well, that'll pass.
12:09Pass?
12:10857 pounds worth to you.
12:24Moira.
12:26Hmm?
12:28Shouldn't you be working? What about those galley proofs?
12:30I want to talk to you.
12:32What?
12:33Sit down.
12:36Now, then, we're going to play detectives.
12:38Oh, no.
12:40Now, I've been thinking.
12:42This job was based on inside information.
12:44They knew exactly what they were after.
12:46They knew exactly what they were doing.
12:48They knew exactly what they were doing.
12:50This job was based on inside information.
12:52They knew exactly what they were after.
12:54Peter, I don't want to talk about it, not anymore.
12:56Why not?
12:57I've been talking about it for two weeks.
12:59Policemen, carpenters, locksmiths, I'm talked out.
13:01Will you please listen?
13:03Now, then, we have security devices on all the downstairs windows, right?
13:06But upstairs, upstairs we have nothing.
13:09Now, they knew that.
13:10How do you know?
13:11Because they didn't even try to get in downstairs.
13:13All right, they knew.
13:15So who told them?
13:16Well, that we'll never know.
13:17Oh, yes, we will.
13:18Huh.
13:19I'm talked out.
13:20Now, I've been making a list of all the people who could have known.
13:22There's the builders, the odd job man, Mr. Thing.
13:24Mr. King?
13:25Yeah.
13:26All that sob stuff to you about not being able to raise a deposit.
13:29Probably living in a penthouse somewhere.
13:31He looked like it.
13:32There's the window cleaner.
13:33But he never sets foot in the house.
13:35Not even to fill his bucket?
13:36Well...
13:37Oh, come on, not once.
13:38All right, don't snap at me.
13:39So he comes in here, doesn't tell him much about upstairs, does he?
13:42He spends half his time upstairs on his bladder.
13:44He knows exactly what goes on.
13:46Peter, we've been over all this with the police.
13:48Peter, they haven't peed.
13:49I'm sorry, but I can't.
13:50There's some bastards out there thumbing their noses at us,
13:53thinking what a couple of mugs we are.
13:54Prized bloody mugs.
13:55Well, that's better than going around suspecting everybody.
13:57Is it?
13:58Well, I don't agree.
13:59And then there's the green grocer.
14:00I caught him in here the other week.
14:02Caught him?
14:03He was delivering a quarter of mushrooms.
14:04It doesn't matter.
14:05Everybody is guilty until proved innocent.
14:08And then there's the obvious one, the char.
14:10Mrs. Jane!
14:11Yeah.
14:12Now, Peter, stop it!
14:13Oh, come on.
14:14I'm the one who has to face these people and work with them.
14:15It isn't fair.
14:16Fair?
14:17They came through that window upstairs.
14:18Was that fair?
14:19They violated a basic right.
14:21And worse than that, they've changed our lives.
14:23Rubbish!
14:24No, it's true.
14:25You said yourself you'd never feel the same about this house.
14:26And now we're scared to leave it.
14:27Well, I want my eye for an eye.
14:29Well, so do I.
14:30I just don't want it that badly.
14:31And I'm not going to make an obsession out of it.
14:33I don't understand.
14:34You tell me to...
14:35Peter, no!
14:36Damn the money, damn the possessions!
14:37We've been burgled.
14:38It's a bloody nuisance.
14:39Now, let's forget about it, please.
14:48Ah.
14:49This would be where you kept most of the porcelain.
14:54That's right, Sergeant.
14:55The mantelpiece and the cabinet.
14:56They didn't touch your pictures.
14:57No.
14:58Too bulky.
14:59And they didn't make much mess.
15:00Oh, I'm sorry.
15:01I'm sorry.
15:02I'm sorry.
15:03I'm sorry.
15:04I'm sorry.
15:05I'm sorry.
15:06I'm sorry.
15:07I'm sorry.
15:08I'm sorry.
15:09I'm sorry.
15:10I'm sorry.
15:11I'm sorry.
15:12I'm sorry.
15:13I'm sorry.
15:14I'm sorry.
15:15I'm sorry.
15:16They didn't make much mess.
15:17No, not really.
15:19They forced that door.
15:23Smashed the cabinet.
15:24Slashed a sofa.
15:25And kicked a hole in the bedroom door.
15:27Ah.
15:28Big mistake.
15:29What is?
15:30Never lock inside doors.
15:32Anything you can to keep them out.
15:34But when they're in, let them get on with it.
15:37I'll remember.
15:38Morning.
15:39Morning, sir.
15:40Ah, this is my husband.
15:42This is Sergeant Newman, our crime prevention officer.
15:45How do you do?
15:46How do you do?
15:47Would you care for a cup of coffee, Sergeant?
15:49The percolator is still on.
15:50No.
15:51No, thank you, Mrs. Astor.
15:52Perhaps I wouldn't say no to a drop of tea later.
15:57Sit down, Sergeant.
15:59Bit of bad luck, really, sir.
16:01But then it's a burglar's paradise stuck the way up here.
16:03Yeah.
16:05As I understand it, you're quite secure downstairs.
16:08But upstairs, no.
16:09Well, that's the first thing to be put right.
16:11Like I said, you're sitting ducks.
16:13No neighbours.
16:15What about an alarm system?
16:18I've got some leaflets here I could leave with you.
16:21Choice is yours, obviously.
16:23But they're all reputable companies.
16:25What would this cost, approximately?
16:27A house this size.
16:28Three or four hundred.
16:30Who was it who said crime doesn't pay?
16:33I'd like to meet him.
16:34One suggestion, sir.
16:36Yeah?
16:37Do you work at home?
16:38Yes.
16:39What is it you do, exactly?
16:41I'm a writer.
16:42Oh, very interesting.
16:43No, not that kind of writing.
16:45I write textbooks.
16:47Oh.
16:48You see, for twelve years I was a long-suffering schoolmaster.
16:52And then I decided to stop suffering and get my revenge.
16:55So I started writing textbooks.
16:57Very successfully, too, by the look of it.
16:59Yes, very. Thank you.
17:02You have an office here, then?
17:03Well, a study.
17:04Same thing.
17:05Why don't you rent an alarm, sir?
17:07Part of the rental would be tax-deductible.
17:09What is this, crime prevention or crime promotion?
17:13Tax avoidance, not evasion, sir.
17:16And I'll leave you this brochure on window grills and collapsible gates, etc.
17:21Tell me, what chance have we got?
17:24Of catching them?
17:25Yeah.
17:26Well, I don't really know much about the case, sir.
17:29You can be honest.
17:31Very little, I'm afraid.
17:33When I first came to this patch ten years ago,
17:35we could have told you within ten or a dozen names who'd done it.
17:38Now I'm afraid we've no more idea than you have.
17:40So your colleagues said.
17:41Why is that? What's the reason?
17:43Well, we've all gone a bit soft, haven't we?
17:45We? Who's we?
17:46All of us.
17:47Police, courts, parents, schools.
17:50Nearly half the break-ins in London are done by under-17s.
17:53You know, we caught a jeweler in the town a few weeks ago.
17:55The one in the arcade.
17:58Please forget I said that, sir.
18:00Anyway, we caught him.
18:02Done more fencing than Errol Flynn.
18:04Stolen goods and £10,000 in one-pound notes in his safe.
18:07Do you know what he got?
18:08A hundred quid fine and a lecture.
18:10He's probably got my clock in there.
18:12Could be.
18:14Well, what are you going to do, sir?
18:15They'll be back, you know.
18:17You really think so?
18:18Sure as little apples.
18:20Wait for you to spend the insurance money,
18:21replace the stolen stuff.
18:23Two months at the most, bang.
18:26Hmm.
18:27So what will you do, sir?
18:29Well, I'm a bit divided at the moment
18:31between a 60,000-volt current and a sawn-off 12-bore.
18:35I'd settle for the 11-bore.
18:3612-bore?
18:38I'd settle for the alarm if I was you, sir.
18:40Wired to the station, squad car here in five minutes.
18:42We do the rest.
18:44You sure there's enough police to go around?
18:46I mean, you won't all be hanging about in Grosvenor Square.
18:50No comment.
18:51Well, we don't very often see anyone on the beat up here.
18:55We are short of men, it's true, sir.
18:57But the cars are up to strength.
19:01You know what I'd really like?
19:03My little fantasy.
19:04To catch them myself and then hand them over to you.
19:07Well, I'm sure there'd be no objections from us.
19:10But I'd advise against it.
19:12Why?
19:13Your settee wasn't slashed by a fingernail.
19:15They might jump you.
19:17Think of all those textbooks that wouldn't get written.
19:19All that revenge going to waste.
19:21Leave it to the professionals, hmm?
19:23That's right, sir.
19:24You glance at those pamphlets.
19:26I'll check on the tea situation.
19:29Sergeant, just a minute.
19:31Listen.
19:33If I was to fix one of these gates across there
19:37and another one across here,
19:39that would just about seal this room off, wouldn't it?
19:43Easily.
20:02♪
20:32Good afternoon.
20:34Afternoon.
20:36You're very quiet in here.
20:38Very.
20:39Always like this?
20:40No, not always.
20:42And what can I do for you?
20:44Well, actually, I was looking for a clock.
20:47I'm not a specialist, I have a few.
20:50I was looking for a clock
20:53to fit that key.
20:55Nothing individual about clock keys.
20:57They're not fingerprints.
20:59Any particular sort of clock?
21:00Fingerprints.
21:02Oh, I wonder what made you say that.
21:04That's rather an unusual one.
21:07Funny how the mind slips out these words
21:09at unguarded moments.
21:10Or that.
21:11No?
21:12Well, what sort of clock?
21:14A French striking clock,
21:16Buell and Ormelot.
21:18Wooden case inlaid with brass,
21:20pink and white porcelain dial
21:22made by Simpson & Company of Paris.
21:24Height 17 and a half inches,
21:26cost 185 guineas three months ago.
21:28You know what you want.
21:30I know what I have.
21:32You'd do better in London.
21:33They're clock specialists.
21:34I've never seen one like that.
21:36Never?
21:38You see,
21:40this clock was stolen locally,
21:42presumably by locals,
21:44so it's logical to assume
21:46they'd try and sell it locally.
21:48I'd have thought not.
21:49Where then?
21:50As far away as possible.
21:52And that's the way it's done, is it?
21:54You ask my opinion.
21:57You haven't bought a Victorian silver water jug
22:00since George IV's salt sale.
22:02I bought nothing recently.
22:04Recently? No, this was two weeks ago last June.
22:06Nothing?
22:08I'm also careful who I buy from.
22:10Very careful.
22:12It's your business you'd have to be.
22:14That's right.
22:31Oh.
22:37Great.
22:39You think it's an improvement?
22:41Marvellous.
22:43Solid as a rock.
22:45Just what the room needed.
22:47It's a good thing.
22:49It's a good thing.
22:51It's a good thing.
22:53It's a good thing.
22:55It's a good thing.
22:57It's a good thing.
22:58It's a good thing.
23:00Just what the room needed.
23:02Well, they fold back, you know.
23:04You can hide them behind the curtains.
23:06No one will know they're there.
23:08I will.
23:10Yes, so will I.
23:12I'll sleep a lot better at night.
23:16Custom built.
23:18Even sound secure.
23:20Enough.
23:22Women's fashions, carpets, curtains, toy doors.
23:24Yes, you can laugh, but this will keep them out.
23:26The question is,
23:28when will you put it in?
23:30Well, that'll come.
23:32I thought we'd agreed not to try to replace the stuff.
23:35Well, I've changed my mind.
23:37Why should we be dictated to?
23:39Some faceless goons telling us how to live our lives.
23:42You don't think this is being dictated to?
23:44Turning the house into a safety vault isn't being dictated to.
23:47It's the price we have to pay.
23:49Some price.
23:51We get burgled, we end up behind bars.
23:55By God.
23:56I'd give anything
23:58to see them standing where you are right now.
24:02I'd even become a prison visitor for that.
24:05I'd take them packets of cigarettes.
24:07Empty packets.
24:09That's nasty.
24:11Yes, I'd give a thousand pounds
24:13to be able to call up the police station and say,
24:15listen, boys,
24:17when you've got a minute from sorting out your parking offences,
24:19pop round here, will you?
24:21I've got a couple of tearaways for you to pick up.
24:26Would you stop dreaming and let me out of here?
24:29I'm sorry.
24:33How do you open it?
24:35The key's on the kitchen table.
24:38Hey.
24:40Hey, it'd be funny if...
24:43No, perhaps not.
24:56Come on.
25:27Help!
25:32Help!
25:47Oh, it's you.
25:49I forgot my key.
25:51It must be Freudian.
25:54You were quick.
25:56It's jolly cold.
25:58For an awful moment, I thought you were out.
26:01Why was everywhere so dark?
26:03Oh, well, I'd been filing some bills.
26:06Came over all mean.
26:08Peter.
26:10Darling.
26:12No.
26:13What's wrong?
26:14I know that, darling.
26:15You want something.
26:17All right.
26:19Keep my gems to myself.
26:27You'll burst.
26:29Go on, tell me.
26:31I'd die soon enough.
26:33Suit yourself.
26:46Damn you!
26:49That's better.
26:51I'll be damned.
26:53I'll be damned.
26:54That's better.
26:56Now then.
26:58What is it that you want?
27:01I called Fiona earlier.
27:03Well, in Scotland.
27:04Yes, dear.
27:06And to cut a long story short...
27:07A long phone call short, I hope.
27:09Yes, dear.
27:10She says that the cottage is free from now until the beginning of summer.
27:15Oh, I thought an American professor was taking it.
27:17Yes, he was.
27:18But now he can't go.
27:20And so I said...
27:22that we'd go.
27:25Aha.
27:27Now, I know what you're going to say.
27:28I know all the objections you're going to make.
27:29But just forget about them.
27:32We need this break, Peter.
27:33We do, really.
27:34Both of us.
27:36We've got to get away.
27:38Away from all this suspicion and bars and locks and keys.
27:41Slow down.
27:43Slow down.
27:55Peter, I've been thinking, and I know I'm right.
27:58Well, it's not often that I...
28:01How long for?
28:03Two?
28:04Three weeks?
28:06A holiday?
28:08And when were you thinking of going?
28:10Two weeks' time.
28:12Yes, put the car on the train, drive off at Perth, save all that...
28:17Two weeks' time, you said?
28:18Yes.
28:19Uh-uh.
28:20What's wrong?
28:21It's full moon.
28:22Full moon?
28:23Yeah.
28:25Is that good, bad, relevant?
28:27Bad.
28:29We could go next weekend.
28:31Darling!
28:32Launch the new suitcases.
28:33I name this bag Vanity.
28:34God bless all who travel with her.
28:37Peter?
28:38Yeah?
28:39Silly question, but...
28:40what's a full moon got to do with it?
28:43Think I'm cracking up?
28:45No, but convince me.
28:48The fish in that lock don't bite when there's a full moon.
28:51Convinced?
28:53Absolutely.
28:55Gone fishin',
28:57how you sign up on the door.
29:00Gone fishin'.
29:03What about Mrs...
29:04Jay?
29:05I've told her.
29:07You didn't leave her a spare set of keys, did you?
29:10No, didn't seem fair.
29:13You know, I am looking forward to this.
29:16Yeah, me too.
29:17I feel as I'm getting back a loving husband and adoring father of two
29:21and saying goodbye to the chief warder.
29:25Did you pack any writing, Kit?
29:27No, not yet.
29:29All right, I'll get it.
29:43Operator?
29:44It's 4510.
29:46Listen, there seems to be something wrong with the phone.
29:48Could you ring me?
30:06I'll get it.
30:12Hello?
30:14Oh, no, obviously it's quite all right.
30:38Who was it?
30:39Trouble.
30:41What's wrong?
30:42The book.
30:43Oh, don't tell me.
30:44Yes, some fool of a compositor's made a cock up.
30:47I'll call her tomorrow and start putting it right.
30:49Tomorrow?
30:50That's what I said.
30:51Oh, can't it wait?
30:54Well, not if we have to make publication date.
30:57Miss that and we miss the next school year.
31:01I knew it.
31:03I thought everything was going too smoothly.
31:06Luck, isn't it?
31:09Go and phone motor rail.
31:11Cancel the booking.
31:14I'm ever so sorry, love.
31:15Not your fault.
31:18Bye.
31:27Another day and he'd have missed us.
31:37Listen, don't cancel it.
31:40You go.
31:41What, I leave you on your own?
31:43Never.
31:44Why not?
31:45It'll only be for a few days.
31:46I'd pay for it the most, he thought.
31:47But you'd starve.
31:48Nonsense.
31:49I'll be out whining and dining on someone's expense account.
31:51At least they owe me that.
31:53Oh, come on, love.
31:54If we cry off now, we'll never go.
31:56There'll always be something.
31:57The children or the school holidays or the decorators or something.
32:01Well, think of Fiona.
32:03You don't want to disappoint her.
32:04Well, it doesn't matter so much.
32:05Go on, love.
32:06You take all my stuff with you and I'll follow as soon as possible.
32:10Well, are you sure?
32:11Positive.
32:13Well, how will I know when you're coming?
32:15I'll call you.
32:17There's no phone.
32:18All right, then.
32:19You ring me from the phone box.
32:21We'll fix a time.
32:26Don't make it to evening.
32:27Don't know what time I'll be getting back.
32:29It might be quite late.
32:31All right.
32:32Morning, then?
32:33Yeah.
32:34What shall we say?
32:3510.30?
32:37Not any earlier.
32:38You might wake me.
32:40And I won't leave the house until after we've talked.
32:44You're sure you aren't, sir, won't you?
32:46Otherwise, I'll think someone's bopped you on the head.
32:50Well, I must say, you look broken-hearted.
33:40Oh.
33:59Now, that's the last of the pork and beans.
34:02Life gets tasteless, don't it?
34:09Come on.
34:39Come on.
35:10No.
35:23I think I'll check in the next couple of days.
35:25Sure.
35:40PHONE RINGS
36:04PHONE RINGS
36:07Hello.
36:10Yeah, hello, Maurice.
36:11Sorry.
36:12I was in the bath.
36:14Yeah.
36:15Oh, fine.
36:17How's Fiona?
36:19Good.
36:21No, no.
36:22No news.
36:23Well, we're making progress, that's all.
36:27Well, I can't tell exactly.
36:30Darling, it's up to them.
36:33Yeah, yeah.
36:34Yeah, yeah, I think there's a good chance,
36:36but I can't guarantee it.
36:40Listen, darling, the minute I finish,
36:42I'll send you a wire, tell you which train I'm on,
36:44then you meet me in that pub by the station, all right?
36:48Fine.
36:51Yeah.
36:52Yes, I'll miss you, too.
36:56Bye-bye.
36:57Bye.
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37:27come on you bastards come on
38:57come on
39:27oh they're learning. what about in here? waste of time forgetting. yeah it's locked.
39:40skip it. yeah but it weren't locked last time.
39:57furniture. oh a lovely set of fire irons. come on. hang on. look. what is it? it's beans.
40:21it's bloody dozens of them. come on we're wasting time.
40:51it's rubbish. bloody rubbish. bloody hell. it's all bloody rubbish isn't it? you've been
41:19too clever this time. much too bloody clever. what the? what the bloody hell's going on?
41:32welcome back. who are you? you live here. huh. I don't think you'll shift it. it's sunk in
41:46concrete. good aren't they? solid steel. okay okay you've given us a fright. now what? get
42:15in the car, pop down and call the police I suppose. well you reckon that we're just gonna
42:20sit around here and wait? yes. well who do you think's outside eh? in the van? I wondered about
42:27that. well nobody. well we've got friends you know. I mean we can call them. how? it isn't
42:41working you know. liar. we rang you not ten minutes ago. yes but I took the phone off the
42:46hook upstairs. well we smashed up bleeding windows. yeah. we'll scream our bloody heads
43:06off. someone'll hear us. scream your hearts out. it's half a mile to the nearest house and we're
43:12surrounded by trees. your move. what's the game? I wanted to meet you. see what you were like.
43:35this is all very matey-cocked but what happened Dave? how do we get out of this place? yeah why don't we talk about that? yeah that's right don't we. go ahead. well we could come to some sort of
43:54arrangement. arrangements I love them. keep talking. you let us go we'll pay ya. does sound
44:07likely doesn't it? no no he's on a level. boys. halfwits. let me tell you that there's no money
44:17that you've ever dreamed of that would deprive me of the pleasure of seeing you two behind bars.
44:23I've thought about it every night since you broke in here. I've dreamed plotted planned wasted valuable
44:32time and money and driven my wife half crazy. believe me you've never been thought about so
44:39much in your worthless talentless lives. now what the hell's the matter with you? not disabled are
44:46you? defective crippled? why can't you work like everybody else? now we're not like everybody else.
44:53why should we? to acquire the things you take from people like me who do work. nah nicking them's easier.
45:01lot more fun. was. was easier. yeah maybe. here um have you got a fag on you? eh? well you see I don't carry
45:15them with me. not on a job.
45:33got a light? yeah. now I know you haven't. so? so you won't go starting any fires.
45:46ten minutes that's all we need. yeah yeah we'll have this carpet slashed. right. here we do all
45:54his pictures. yeah and we throw his wallpaper. and I'm gonna pee in all your cupboards. I don't care
45:59what you do. there's nothing in there that I want anymore. I took all the good stuff upstairs. ah
46:05all right then. here you are. might be your last for quite a while.
46:26what was it you were going to slash? it's gonna cost you. that I promise you. well that's the
46:32price I'm willing to pay to see you two in court tomorrow. oh he's real public spirited ain't he?
46:38yeah ain't he? I'm just seeing now paying his taxes. and his rates first of the month. yeah his rent.
46:44rent? he's one of your capitalists. not a rent payer. yeah yeah every time I'm signing on at
46:51the labor I'll be thinking of you. well he doesn't get it does he? you'll still be paying for us when
47:00we're up there in the nick. every meal will be on you. the boots, uniforms, haircuts, pocket money.
47:06yeah you hadn't thought of that had you? no that's right. I hadn't. every farthing from freaks like you.
47:16no I hadn't thought of that. oi oi where you going?
47:25no point wasting good electricity. well there you are boys. that's slashing. be plenty of time.
47:42all the time in the world. you stupid bastard. shut up. I knew we shouldn't have come back so soon.
47:59you're too bloody keen. that's your trouble. shut up. did you have a good journey? no bloody awful. I couldn't get a sleeper.
48:17why didn't you fly? oh well there wasn't a flight until later today and I didn't want to spend
48:23another night in that house alone. is the book finished? mm-hmm. and everything all right? tip-top.
48:30no dramas? mm-hmm. did you lock up? yes I locked up. how's Fiona? she's fine. she's expecting us back for lunch.
48:40great well happy hauls. it is going to be a proper holiday this time isn't it? promised. I mean you're
48:50going to get restless after a few days. no no no no proper holiday. wild horses wouldn't
48:56drag me back there. not for a month at least.
49:20come here.