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00:00What's up Wolfpack Fame, it's your boy Kid back at it again. We're gonna be diving into a new series called the detective starring Jasper Carrot
00:18I want to give a massive massive shout out to my boy Bex. I appreciate you buddy
00:22I'll thank you for hooking me up with the series
00:25You know without you this would be much more difficult journey to find the episode so I cannot thank you enough
00:30Thank you so much for having my back hooking me up with the show so that we can check out on the channel
00:35So we got a new series to check out ladies and gentlemen
00:38You know my spiel real quick snacks is not included. Damn it. You got to bring your own
00:43Don't forget to Like comment subscribe that is absolutely free to do and I want to give a shout out to the patrons as well
00:48Thank you for some. Thank you for your support. So with that being said, let's get this journey started. Let's get it
00:54Snacks not included. Let's freaking go
01:24I
01:55Oh
02:09So you finally found the place then we had a bit of trouble sir, it's Dave. He's not used to driving in the country
02:15Oh, yeah
02:17When you said second on the left after the post office, mr
02:20Navigator here thought that included tiny little dirt trucks with great big sign saying pick your own strawberries
02:27Two was your idea to drive across the potato
02:32Dave you were plowing up crops. We've been followed by seagulls
02:38You can drive right we might get out a second gear then just you remember James Dean
02:43It is better to arrive late than to arrive dead
02:51His
02:54Name was Hubert
02:5617th Earl of listen to be exact
02:59And all of this belonged to him. This was a hotel
03:11It is a hotel see the Earl had problems financial problems you have bad gambling debts
03:17That's why I had to open his house up to paying guests
03:20Oh
03:24Yes
03:26Very nice
03:30There's a hotel register all the names of all the guests nobody leaves till you've got statements from all of them, okay
03:38Mr. And mrs. Smith
03:41Sir Lionel case
03:43Jerry Palmer for guests for potential suspects
03:47I want you to find out what they were all doing at exactly 10 past 8 this evening
03:51According to my log, they're all in the hotel instead. I
03:56Keep a log of all the guests movements in and out of the hotel
03:59And
04:12Don't forget to interview all the staff in a case like this
04:15Everybody is a suspect once you've got all their statements report back. We've booked a couple of rooms for you tonight
04:22So you can take all the time you need
04:25I
04:28Want you to keep your wits about you
04:31Suspect everyone
04:33But suspect no one
04:48It's like Inspector Morse, isn't it? I feel like miss Marple
04:52You drive like miss Marple
05:03Who is it
05:22For now, oh
05:27Before you go, could you rustle us up some sandwiches? I mean we've been on the road for three hours
05:33What sort of sandwiches?
05:34Ham will do
05:38Tuna if you like
05:40Oh
05:46He always had ham sandwiches who did the master round about this time to
05:52regular as clockwork
05:57He was a lovely man inspector a lovely sweet kind man
06:02All right, so he gambled a bit. Well, there's no harm in that. Is there inspector and yes, he drank a lot
06:09And when he'd had a drink he did get a bit playful
06:12Well, you know violence and then there was that business with the sheep
06:28I don't suppose for a minute. She'll remember me. I'm sandwich
06:32Chef you want to speak to the chef the must've sacked him inspector two nights ago. He's working out his notice
06:40Go and see him inspector. That's what you should be doing
06:45Any chance of me sir
06:49The chef hey, you're not gonna listen to that Twittering gerbil are you
06:59Come on
07:01I
07:15Was just a hunch but there's no one in the cupboard
07:32Are you by any chance the chef
07:41You must be as a detective
07:46Is it true that two nights ago the Earl Alison fired you Louie Mary asked what he fired you for for washing my hands
07:57You fired you for washing your hands
08:00In the fish soup
08:04So when the Earl fired you were you
08:11No, no, I was very happy at last I would be able to get out of this pigsty
08:18So you weren't thinking of taking?
08:21Revenge
08:22So, where were you at ten past eight this evening right here
08:26Preparing swill for the filthy Philistine Anglo-saxon pigs that live in this place. Do you have any witnesses?
08:3620,000 cockroaches
08:38And the chambermaid and the porter
08:48Ask them they will tell you for themselves. Listen, don't you try and tell us how to do our jobs. Mr.
08:57Mr
08:59Oh
09:08Clever bugger a very clever
09:10Clever enough to know that if it had been me that murdered the air
09:15You would never have found a body
09:18That will be enough
09:20Just remember that we me and him we listen to no one and yet
09:28We listen to everyone newsy coutons to the mound me newsy coots
09:41It's a weird
09:57I don't suppose there's any danger of a ham sound
10:10I'll stick to home cooking fuck that
10:18Something for you about bloody time
10:27Oh
10:34So who's next on the list sir
10:36Hang on. We're running around like blue-ass flies. What do you mean? Well, we shouldn't be chasing people. We should be using our heads
10:43What would inspector Morse do?
10:46You're right two pints of best, please
10:50two plates brick
10:53Go
10:58So, what about this murder then I yeah terrible, isn't it?
11:07How about cutting me up some sandwiches
11:19When you've got a sharp knife, haven't you? No. No, I'm afraid we don't do sandwiches
11:27Okay, how about nuts
11:34Salted or dry-roasted
11:38Dry
11:40Roasted
11:51Any ideas who did it
11:54Might have then again we might not have
12:00It's just like one of those Agatha Christie films this isn't it
12:04might be
12:06Then again in the one I saw the inspector got all the suspects together in one room and then interrogated them one by one
12:14Did he yeah?
12:17And
12:19this inspector in this film
12:22What did he do next
12:25Well, he eliminated the suspects one by one until he found the murderer
12:33That's nothing like real police work I suppose it's all genetic fingerprinting and forensics these days, isn't it?
12:48Anyway if you need a top-up I'll be out the back
12:51Before you go. Yeah
12:54in this film
12:57Oh
13:00Susan Hampshire
13:05Gathering all the suspects in one room
13:08Honestly
13:10Eliminating them one by one the oh-so fanciful world of movies a Bob
13:15They've got no idea of they
13:22Butler barman mr.. Mrs. Smith
13:31Mr.. Mrs. Smith, right? Oh, yes
13:37Sir Lionel kiss
13:40I
13:41Am sorry about this sir Lionel, but I would like to say what a great honor
13:44It's been to be here and to meet you you've missed one out
13:48Hey Jerry Palmer
13:51I'm afraid inspector and there was no reply from the room
13:57We'll go and look for him, but but inspector if I could have a word with you
14:04In private go on chop chop and do try and get back here before daybreak
14:09I
14:19Expect you're wondering why we gathered you all here this evening
14:27Well we happen to know that somebody in this room murdered you listen and we intend to find out
14:34So
14:39Let's start with you
14:43Mr.. So-called Smith
14:46Where were you at 10 past 8 this evening me? I was in my room. Oh, yes
14:52And what were you doing in this so-called room of you love inspector?
15:02About you
15:04I
15:11Say you were making love in your room. Do you have any witnesses?
15:17Do you really think you can make that stand up in court
15:28So sir Lionel
15:32Exactly where were you
15:35at 10 past 8
15:37This evening 10 past 8. I have so no idea. Oh
15:43Well, I'm always pissed as a parrot by
15:48The old I was drunk officer, I don't know what I was doing routine actually inspector
15:54He was in the bar with me all evening. Oh
15:58So you're in this as well. Are you Susan Hampshire?
16:04We can safely say Bob the things are beginning to fall into place
16:09Yes
16:10It's starting to look like a very fishy
16:15murder
16:18Yes murder ugly word isn't it
16:24Like adultery, that's another ugly word and has another ugly word
16:32Bonjovi
16:34Oh
16:50Unless I'm very much mistaken that
16:55It's my belief that standing behind that door is the last big piece of our jigsaw puzzle
17:04Oh
17:09Big piece
17:13I'm Jerry Jerry Palmer
17:18Which one of you gentlemen wants me
17:20Oh
17:27Two hours and for what?
17:29So those don't dams can upset that American woman chatter
17:34Whatever. Why is it Englishmen are so gauche around women if I knew the answer to that one
17:40Come on, Charlie shift yourself on two hours late as it is
17:46Charlie
17:51Oh
17:55So this bloke is pointing a gun directly at my face and I said to him you must understand I'm not afraid of death
18:06Another drink Jerry. I think I'll go and you know freshen up a little
18:16Steady little fella stay where you are. Don't call me little fella
18:20don't talk into
18:25Course has been a bloody murder. That's why we're here delayed shock Bob. No, there's been another murder. It's the butler
18:41To me make him sir, I killed the earl I couldn't stand his drunken bullying any longer
18:47But now I find I can't live with the guilt
18:50And so I must end my life
18:55Just as we thought a Bob
18:57Yeah
18:59as soon as I sawed him
19:00on you
19:02Butler always did it
19:04So it's another one solved Dave
19:09I'll just go and call the super
19:12Okay, okay
19:15Shut up
19:19What are you going
19:21Found the Nick. Are you mad if they find out we've solved the case. We'll have to go home
19:27Shit think Bob think we got two rooms up there paid for
19:35Suppose it would be a wise wouldn't it exactly Bob?
19:39Hang on
19:42Hang on a minute
19:44It's not the room that attracts you is it
19:47It's not the tea and coffee making facilities and the free sewing kit that's bought this on
19:53You reckon you can pull that American bird, don't you?
19:56I'll cut you pull that American bird. You're so gosh you do there. Don't you? That's why you want to stay, isn't it?
20:03Well, there was some talk of Jerry joining me in my room later for a little nightcap. My god
20:09You don't hang about do you?
20:11You shouldn't spend so much time buffing your dome
20:15Oh
20:20Yes
20:23This should do the trick yeah, and what about him? Oh
20:32No keep till morning. Oh shit
20:36All right, Bob sleep tight good night
20:41Not too early in the morning a you're not getting to me Dave
20:46She's not my type. Well, you mean the tall blonde stunning type?
20:51Yeah, you got a point
20:54That night enjoy your cocoa
20:58Stole that shit
21:06I
21:36I
21:44Spoke it's more interesting than cellblock H
22:07I
22:12Accept defeat. Will you just so happens Julio in glazier?
22:18I'm a big boy. I can look after meself. Look at this
22:24Yes, very interesting now if you go back to your room like a good boy
22:27I promise I'll come and read to you for five minutes read this that bit at the bottom there
22:32What the earl of listen family tree fabulous the earl of listen had a daughter
22:39It was worth interrupting my vital preparations to tell me that and this daughter married a bloke called Palmer. Oh
22:48Please show me the wedding photos
22:52Geraldine
22:54Shorten to Jerry Jerry Palmer Jerry Palmer is the Earl's daughter the one and only heir to the fortune
23:02And according to this book here. She was thrown out of roading for
23:06unauthorized surgery
23:09What on on the fourth full
23:14Funny farm in America about 15 years ago. No one's seen her since
23:21You mean she's a nutter
23:25Female Charles Manson
23:29She killed the earl
23:32and the butler
23:35She was coming here at midnight. Hey, yeah, she told me to wait for her in the shower
23:43What we're gonna do remember our training what did I tell you to do?
23:52Let's get out of here
23:55What about the body in the fridge?
23:58Will you get dressed
24:01I
24:15Don't like this I don't like this at all
24:21She's just a woman just one woman on her own
24:32I
24:34Scared he gets
24:39It's like the chef hasn't fricassee the evidence
25:01I
25:22Get a bigger car, but I know when you've been doing this and I bought a bloody ice-cream bag
25:31Oh
25:59God
26:02I
26:06Jesus coming she'll know we're on to her do me best
26:19Dive what don't be too long
26:31Oh
26:39Don't get it started
26:50It's not dead
27:01You
27:08Don't mind if I hold you around
27:31We
27:44Pay 300 pounds for two perfectly good rooms and you two choose to sleep together in a cupboard
27:51I never thought the time would come when I'll be pleased to see you sir
27:57So
27:59How'd you get on to it sir, it was all thanks to the butler Briggs
28:03butler
28:04He had the whole thing worked out from the beginning
28:07Called us early this evening and told us about the long-lost daughter and the inheritance
28:12He said he would have told you two about it
28:15But that you seem convinced. It was Susan Hampshire
28:19What he says it did he say anything else about us sir
28:24After he told me you've done it the line went dead I didn't get a chance to thank him
28:29Where is he by the way?
28:31I'd like to shake that man by the hand
28:48This is good
28:59If we're gonna like this
29:29You
29:48All right, ladies and gentlemen, we got to talk about it thoroughly enjoy this man
29:54This was a banger. Hold on a second. Thank you for hanging out
29:59Ladies and gentlemen, if this is a sign of or you know of how this show is man. I'm all for it, man
30:06This comedy was great Dave and Bob fantastic performances, you know
30:10We got a chance to see Jasper carrot in a small sketch that we did a while back
30:15So it's gonna be nice to get you know, a better feel for you know
30:20His acting chops and you know his partner in crime these two goofball detectives had me die, man
30:27We got a little bit of the psycho vibes there, you know, it's this crime comedy vibes here
30:33So a little something cool and maybe a little different for the channel, but um, yeah, definitely very impressed with Jasper carrots
30:40Performance and his partner in crime, you know, give me some time. We'll get used to I don't know if we're gonna see
30:46The I guess what their boss man frequently, but you know, we'll have to stay tuned to see that but from the jump
30:53We got the little psycho vibes a guy singing a song and shit, you know
30:58You know, you get all this little psycho vibes the music the atmosphere, you know
31:03The lightning the scary, you know place or looks kind of scary at the time, especially when you know
31:10death is happening around you there and
31:14You know, they learned a lot in their job that the what they learned to do is just run
31:21So
31:23The the lady who played the the killer, you know, she did a phenomenal job, you know these guys, you know coming out of the
31:31Plastic wrapping and you think it's the dead body these guys scream it and shit
31:36So, you know for some detectives man
31:38They sure scare easily and I'm all for that if that's kind of like how they're gonna be acting, you know running about I did like
31:46Kind of like how you see their introduction when they're coming into the place
31:50They obviously took them a while three hours or so to find it and they're automatically they're going back and forth
31:56They're bickering with each other. So I'm like, oh man, these guys are gonna be like two goofballs. So one thing
32:02Jasper was doing great. It's like facial expressions. Oh, man. They were great. We
32:09Really enjoyed the kind of interrogation that was happening with
32:13With the chef, you know this guy beating the shit out of him with the carrot, you know
32:18I you know, maybe who knows maybe they chose that because Jasper carrots name so kind of like a little
32:24Thing for his partner to do who knows? I don't know. I'm stupid anyway, but either way interesting choice
32:30You know, this guy was going on and on and on about these bloody sandwiches gonna get connect
32:34I guess I'm not gonna get a ham and cheese sandwich, man. I wasn't your ham sandwich. I put some cheese
32:40To that the ladies crying and shit, man
32:43What made it also funny too as if they would have just listened to the guy that was shaking and shit
32:48And you know, you know, he was going crazy the butler did great job
32:52And you know, he wanted to tell them something for all this time
32:55He's like, can I just speak to you guys in private and these guys were just not fucking listen
32:59They're going on with Agatha Christie Susan Hampshire, you know, they kept going on with the bloody Susan shit
33:06The bar part was great, you know any bar
33:11Two pints, you know two pints prick, you know I'm saying. Um, yeah, I think this was a great freaking start, you know
33:17Obviously, it's gonna take me a bit to get a you know to see all these actors, you know
33:23Kick ass on this show. So but I think as an introduction started off really strong
33:30Very funny comedy, you know, hey, that's not my hand. You're touching there. I
33:35Immediately
33:36Thought the worst possible scenario. I wasn't even thinking that guy Butler. I was thinking something else
33:41He touched so, you know mine hit the gutter. That's how I was like, oh, whoa, you know, yeah, my mind just it just
33:48Sometimes I just think the worst shit do apologize for that
33:52But yeah, you know, I think this was plenty of laughs a lot of crazy moments here
33:57You know, I and I and ideally it is funny being chased by a lady the lady killer there
34:02So she did a really good job
34:04The car scene with them, you know trying to get into trouble and you get a big freaking job next
34:09I'll get an ice cream van, you know, essentially I should have got an ice cream van. But yeah, these guys are great
34:14They definitely so far at least maybe they'll you know, they'll prove to be really good detectives
34:20But as their first introduction, they didn't do a great job. So the humorous there
34:25The crime feeling crime, you know crime comedy is there and yeah, I just really enjoyed it
34:31I think there was plenty of laughs and I look forward to seeing more. So ladies and gentlemen again
34:37I want to say real quick before I forget shout out to my boy Becks. He hooked us up with the series
34:41So, you know, um, we'll have no problems, you know finding the episodes a massive shout-out to my boy Becks
34:47You know, I really do appreciate you guys. You guys are MVPs and countless occasions
34:52So thank you for bringing this show to me. Thank you all to everyone who was suggesting
34:58Preview there was a lot of people who suggested a when we did that
35:02Jasper carrot sketch
35:05We had a lot of people suggest to that you might like this series so for one episode in freaking loving it
35:13Definitely looking forward to seeing some more. So thank you again. Thanks to the community. Don't forget to Like comment subscribe
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35:22If you already subscribe to the channel many, thanks. I do appreciate that. We'll see you soon. Peace
35:27You