I Swapped with my Nemesis - Full Movie
I Swapped with my Nemesis - Full Movie
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00:00:00Miss Ember? This way please.
00:00:07Nope, not today.
00:00:10Come on, sweetie. Let's just talk.
00:00:12What is there to talk about?
00:00:20I'm not marrying Nick Rivers. He's a frigid, pretentious asshole.
00:00:25Arranged marriage with Lexi Ember? I don't think so, father.
00:00:31Our family's tech company is blooming. Together we can...
00:00:35She's a rich party girl who probably can't even read.
00:00:38All he does is read. At June's party, he literally sat there and read a book while we played beer pong.
00:00:42She got so drunk playing beer pong that she lit the carpet on fire.
00:00:46Just give her a chance, Nick.
00:00:48At least give him a chance. We've made a reservation for brunch for you.
00:00:52Mom, excuse him, but am I not speaking English?
00:00:56I'm going to say this one last time.
00:00:59Like I said, I'd rather die than marry Lexi Ember.
00:01:11Challenge accepted.
00:01:14At least she looks good in that dress.
00:01:20Thanks for joining, Lexi. 19 minutes late.
00:01:24A girl, he doesn't just wake up like this, you know. At least he looks good in that suit.
00:01:28Yeah, you're supposed to let the wine breathe. And don't gulp it.
00:01:34Sip. Jesus Christ.
00:01:37Don't mansplain me.
00:01:40Sip. Jesus Christ.
00:01:42Don't mansplain me on how to drink my Merlot, Nick.
00:01:45I need something a lot stronger if I'm going to be stuck here with you.
00:01:48Yeah, I couldn't agree more.
00:01:49A can of Rickey, please.
00:01:54Wait, that's your go-to drink, too?
00:01:56Yeah, ever since I finished reading The Great Gatsby.
00:02:00You've read F. Scott Fitzgerald?
00:02:03Yeah, I read F. Scooter.
00:02:05F. Scott Fitzgerald.
00:02:08What?
00:02:10Okay. I'll be right back.
00:02:13Okay.
00:02:22Lexi? Lexi?
00:02:28That was you?
00:02:29What is my psycho ex-boyfriend doing here?
00:02:33Who's your new man toy?
00:02:37Hmm?
00:02:40Really, Lexi?
00:02:42You're out and about with a new dude after you left me last month out of nowhere?
00:02:48I caught you in bed with your secretary.
00:02:52Oh, God.
00:02:56You're a cheating asshole.
00:02:58Oh, it's not my fault. You don't like to give it up.
00:03:02A man has knees, Lexi.
00:03:05Oh, but I'm saving myself for marriage.
00:03:07What, are you born in the fucking 1900s? You're a fucking prude.
00:03:10At least I'm not a cheating asshole.
00:03:14With no heart.
00:03:18Who the fuck do you think you're talking to, huh?
00:03:21Do you know who I am?
00:03:22You're fucking worthless without me. You are nothing, Lexi.
00:03:25Nothing without me. You know that?
00:03:27Do you know that, Lexi? Huh?
00:03:29Hey!
00:03:30Do you know what? Ever put your hands on her. Do you hear me?
00:03:35You stay the fuck away from her.
00:03:38Let him go.
00:03:40Or I'll break your arm.
00:03:42Do you hear me?
00:03:43Stop.
00:03:44Let me go.
00:03:53We should do this again soon.
00:03:57I'll see you later, Lexi.
00:04:06Lexi.
00:04:07That's the man that you were dating less than a month ago?
00:04:10I'm still working on it.
00:04:12I'm trying to move past my mistakes, all right, Nick?
00:04:15You're still the same naive, reckless, spoiled princess
00:04:21who doesn't know how to be alone in this world.
00:04:24You know what? Fine!
00:04:25Think what you want, okay?
00:04:27At least I'm not a self-righteous asshole like you.
00:04:30Think what you want, okay?
00:04:32At least I'm not a self-righteous asshole like you.
00:04:35I can't believe my father wanted me to marry someone like you.
00:04:38You don't have to worry about that, okay?
00:04:40And I didn't read The Great Gatsby.
00:04:43I only watch it because of Leonardo DiCaprio.
00:04:53Fuck me.
00:04:55Fuck me.
00:04:59Lexi? Lexi, wait!
00:05:01Lexi!
00:05:24What the hell?
00:05:45Ow.
00:05:47What the hell?
00:05:48What the hell is happening to my voice?
00:05:51Hello?
00:05:54Oh, my God.
00:06:04Oh, this can't be happening.
00:06:05Oh, my God, this is impossible.
00:06:06This can't be happening.
00:06:07I swapped bodies with Lexi.
00:06:09I swapped bodies with Nick.
00:06:10No!
00:06:11No!
00:06:12No!
00:06:13No!
00:06:14No!
00:06:15Wait, that's my voice.
00:06:16No!
00:06:17No!
00:06:18No!
00:06:19No!
00:06:20No!
00:06:21No!
00:06:25What are you doing with my body?
00:06:27Give it back!
00:06:28Lexi, don't panic.
00:06:29Don't panic?
00:06:30This is literally the best time to panic.
00:06:31You have my freaking body.
00:06:32Calm down!
00:06:34No!
00:06:35We'll figure out a way to swap backers.
00:06:37How?
00:06:38How?
00:06:39How?
00:06:44Three.
00:06:48Two.
00:06:50Get out of my body!
00:06:52One.
00:06:55Go.
00:07:09You know, there's one thing that we haven't tried.
00:07:12What's that?
00:07:15Kissing.
00:07:25Yeah, no, you're not.
00:07:27Nice try.
00:07:28Okay, Lexi, first of all, if I kissed you,
00:07:31it would basically be like me kissing myself,
00:07:34which is super weird.
00:07:35Second of all, aren't in those chick movies,
00:07:38don't they like, I don't know,
00:07:39there's like a magical kiss or whatever?
00:07:41Yeah, well, if you actually watch the girly movies,
00:07:43you'd know that the magic only works if they're in love.
00:07:46You know, fine.
00:07:47Stay in my body.
00:07:48Fine.
00:07:49But there is something that I should probably prepare you for,
00:07:52especially in the morning.
00:07:55In the morning.
00:07:59Ew!
00:08:00Okay, fine, fine, fine, fine.
00:08:03You can kiss.
00:08:06None of that.
00:08:07No tongue.
00:08:08None.
00:08:09Lexi, do you think that I want to French kiss myself?
00:08:12No.
00:08:13Please.
00:08:23No.
00:08:28It's not working.
00:08:30Oh my God, I'm going to be stuck in your body forever.
00:08:34Daddy will know what to do.
00:08:35I need Daddy.
00:08:36Lexi, no, no.
00:08:39We can't tell anyone, okay?
00:08:42They will think we're crazy.
00:08:52We just have to work together, okay?
00:08:55We'll figure this out.
00:08:57Okay?
00:09:00Oh!
00:09:02Mommy!
00:09:03Daddy!
00:09:04Father!
00:09:06Okay, I'm fine.
00:09:08I'm fine.
00:09:09Get off.
00:09:15Um, Mommy?
00:09:18Daddy?
00:09:20The restaurant call said you were passed out on the street.
00:09:23Passed out?
00:09:24We got hit by a car.
00:09:26What are you talking about, Nick?
00:09:27There was no car.
00:09:29Marshall, I think you're missing the big picture here.
00:09:33They were kissing.
00:09:35Oh.
00:09:36What did I tell you, sweetie?
00:09:40Nick isn't a pretentious prude.
00:09:43Well, yeah, you know what?
00:09:47Nick is just the most gentlemanly, handsome, amazing,
00:09:52all-around outstanding guy ever.
00:09:55I was a big, big idiot.
00:09:59I'm in your body now, Nick.
00:10:00You want to dance?
00:10:03Let's dance.
00:10:08No.
00:10:09No, no, no.
00:10:10I was the huge idiot.
00:10:14Because Lexi is the total package.
00:10:18So pretty, smart.
00:10:20God, she's so sexy.
00:10:22Have you seen her booty?
00:10:28Sexy booty.
00:10:29Seriously?
00:10:31You brought this on yourself.
00:10:33You know what?
00:10:35We have an announcement to make.
00:10:41We are moving in together.
00:10:48Look what you made me do.
00:10:50Oh, I just love him so much.
00:11:03Do you have to have so much stuff?
00:11:05Hey, I didn't want to come here.
00:11:06It was your idea to move.
00:11:07If we don't live together, people are going to figure us out.
00:11:09All right?
00:11:10Mm-hmm.
00:11:20Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, boy.
00:11:22Hey, hey, hold it right there, cowboy.
00:11:24What do you think you're doing?
00:11:25You're going to see everything.
00:11:26Oh, my God.
00:11:28I'm not going to look, all right?
00:11:29OK, that's not the point.
00:11:30You're going to touch everything.
00:11:33OK, yeah.
00:11:34Well, would you rather you look like this when I'm going out?
00:11:41Oh, it's not good.
00:11:42Good point.
00:11:43Mm-hmm.
00:11:44How about this?
00:11:45How about this?
00:11:46I bathe you.
00:11:50Yeah, that's not happening.
00:11:51Sorry.
00:11:52OK, yeah.
00:11:53How about this?
00:11:54Stay there.
00:11:55One sec.
00:11:56I got an idea.
00:11:58Lexi, don't fuck up my shit.
00:12:04Aha!
00:12:09Take it.
00:12:17How'd it go?
00:12:19No peeking.
00:12:21Let me know if you have any questions.
00:12:24Ow!
00:12:25Genius.
00:12:26Genius, Lexi.
00:12:28There's got to be a better way.
00:12:33Eight suitcases of clothes and not one pair of underwear.
00:12:44Hey, I don't know.
00:12:45There's something wrong with your, uh...
00:12:52No, I'm not wearing this.
00:12:54No, this is torture.
00:12:56Yeah.
00:12:57How does this even work?
00:13:00I don't know.
00:13:01There's something wrong with your, uh...
00:13:03Lexi, it's...
00:13:04What are you doing with my phone?
00:13:06You perv!
00:13:07Give me that back.
00:13:08No.
00:13:09Give me it back right now.
00:13:10Give me it back.
00:13:11Give me it back.
00:13:12I told you it's not what it looks like.
00:13:13Give me it back.
00:13:14Give me it back.
00:13:15Lexi, hey.
00:13:16Look at me, OK?
00:13:17We already discussed we're not going to touch anything.
00:13:19We're not going to look down.
00:13:20We're only going to look up.
00:13:21We're not going to look down.
00:13:23And we're definitely not going to...
00:13:25Oh.
00:13:26Oh, God.
00:13:27I have a penis.
00:13:28I have a penis.
00:13:29Oh, my God.
00:13:31Freak out.
00:13:34OK.
00:13:35Oh.
00:13:37That's gross.
00:13:38Disgusting.
00:13:39Hey.
00:13:40I saw everything.
00:13:41Hey, I have, you know, plenty of women who would love to be in my body.
00:13:44OK?
00:13:48There's not even dressing on this.
00:13:50Not like a month.
00:13:52I'm going to eat this.
00:13:55Do you have pet cows?
00:13:56Because this is their breakfast.
00:13:57That is my 1-6-8 diet.
00:13:59No fried foods.
00:14:00No snacks.
00:14:01No sweets.
00:14:02No fucking fights.
00:14:03Oof.
00:14:04So, you're meeting with a board member today.
00:14:06You need to read all this.
00:14:07Oh, no.
00:14:08What the hell?
00:14:09There's no way I'm going to memorize.
00:14:11This is way too hard, Nick.
00:14:13And we have that meeting today with Mr. Jenkins.
00:14:16What are we going to do?
00:14:19Shit.
00:14:20OK.
00:14:21That's my assistant, Eddie.
00:14:23I'll take care of your meeting.
00:14:24OK?
00:14:25You need to meet with my board member.
00:14:26And if he asks you any questions, just say that we're assessing our positions and we're
00:14:29reinforcing our strategies.
00:14:31Assessing?
00:14:32Yeah.
00:14:33OK.
00:14:34And you, be funny.
00:14:35Yeah.
00:14:36Tell some jokes.
00:14:37OK.
00:14:38Go.
00:14:39Please.
00:14:41Yeah, we're screwed.
00:14:42Screwed.
00:14:46Jesus.
00:14:47How do men greet each other?
00:14:50Think, Lexi.
00:14:51Think.
00:14:55Hi.
00:14:57Morning, boss.
00:14:58Yo.
00:14:59How's it hanging?
00:15:00Eddie, my man.
00:15:01Come over here, dude.
00:15:04Hey.
00:15:05Sorry.
00:15:07Is everything OK?
00:15:08Sure.
00:15:09I'm great.
00:15:10How are you?
00:15:11I'm great.
00:15:12Good.
00:15:13I like this.
00:15:14Friendlier.
00:15:15Warmer.
00:15:16Yeah?
00:15:17It might work.
00:15:18Cool.
00:15:19Let's do some business.
00:15:20Yeah.
00:15:21Great.
00:15:22Boss shit.
00:15:23All right.
00:15:24Boss shit.
00:15:25Please.
00:15:26Thank you.
00:15:27Looking sharp.
00:15:28OK.
00:15:29What's that?
00:15:34Hey.
00:15:35There you are.
00:15:36OK.
00:15:37Love the new style.
00:15:38Very professional.
00:15:40Samantha, right?
00:15:41You're Lexi's, I mean, my assistant.
00:15:45You said it yourself.
00:15:46First besties, then business.
00:15:47Right.
00:15:48Let's talk about Lexi's business.
00:15:49Do you know where Mr. Jenkins is?
00:15:51I wish I could say no.
00:15:52That perv creeps me out.
00:15:54He's in your office.
00:15:56Want me to come with you?
00:15:58No, I think I'll take it from here.
00:16:00Also, could you get me a sales report and an employee list?
00:16:02Oh, and let marketing know that we have a meeting in an hour.
00:16:05OK?
00:16:08What was that?
00:16:11Hey, boss.
00:16:19Nick, how are you, son?
00:16:22Mr. Lucas, you are so very early.
00:16:25Wow.
00:16:27You know me, Nick.
00:16:32Ah, Mr. Endler.
00:16:35Always a sight for sore eyes.
00:16:38What the hell?
00:16:40I love to surprise people.
00:16:42I love to surprise people.
00:16:49Oh, sorry. I'm not used to this hand yet.
00:16:52I mean...
00:16:53Don't worry, young man.
00:16:55A powerful handshake is the best way to start a meeting.
00:16:59Yes.
00:17:00Pleasure to meet you, Mr. Jenkins.
00:17:04Wow, that's a bit strong, isn't it?
00:17:06Well, I was told that a strong handshake is a great way to start off your...
00:17:09Yeah, but a girl should be gentler.
00:17:11Don't you think?
00:17:14So, Nick.
00:17:15Let's hear your plan for next quarter.
00:17:18OK.
00:17:19Yeah.
00:17:20Shit, shit, shit!
00:17:22I haven't had time to read any of this.
00:17:26You know, I have to say, Miss Amber,
00:17:28you look prettier every time I see you.
00:17:34Is this guy for real now?
00:17:36Mr. Jenkins,
00:17:37I'm failing to see how my attractiveness has anything to do with business.
00:17:41Relax, honey. Come on. I'm making conversation.
00:17:45This is what Lexi has to go through at work?
00:17:48First of all, don't call me honey.
00:17:50Second of all, if you want to have conversation, we can have it about business.
00:17:55I know girls like you,
00:17:57princesses,
00:17:58who act like they know anything about business.
00:18:01But at the end of the day,
00:18:03you just become someone's trophy wife.
00:18:07Wow, Mr. Jenkins.
00:18:08It seems you have me figured out.
00:18:11Now it's my turn.
00:18:12Jenkins Corporation is a sinking ship.
00:18:15Your revenue has gone down 43%.
00:18:17Your R&D is at a primitive lab.
00:18:19And you're failing to reconstruct your executive team.
00:18:22So here you are, acting nonchalant.
00:18:25Desperate for my funds.
00:18:28Did this princess get anything wrong?
00:18:33So as you know, your patent is what I want.
00:18:35It expires in two years.
00:18:36So sign this.
00:18:38Your company will not fail in two years.
00:18:40But it's up to you, Mr. Jenkins.
00:18:46What's it gonna be?
00:18:47I don't know about you, but I am loving this.
00:18:52But it's up to you, Mr. Jenkins.
00:18:57What's it gonna be?
00:19:05What's it gonna be?
00:19:11Thanks for the opportunity, Miss Amber.
00:19:16I really...
00:19:17Pleasure doing business with you, Mr. Jenkins.
00:19:19Now, get out.
00:19:35Lexi, you're such a badass.
00:19:37We got the patent.
00:19:38I posted the whole thing on Instagram.
00:19:40You smoked that arrogant asshole.
00:19:43Okay, watch your language.
00:19:45Get back to work.
00:19:54Say something.
00:19:56Uh, yeah, okay.
00:19:58We are assessing our position
00:20:02and reinforcing strategies.
00:20:07Um...
00:20:11Sorry, I don't have...
00:20:12I don't have anything for you.
00:20:14Well, Nick, I meet with the board today.
00:20:17I've got to give them something,
00:20:18or they're gonna vote you out.
00:20:19No, I'm gonna get Nick fired.
00:20:22You remember that idea that you had?
00:20:26Yes, thank you.
00:20:29Um, yeah, I got something for you.
00:20:32Mr. Lucas,
00:20:34we're gonna collaborate with Ember Tech Corporation.
00:20:41We're gonna collaborate with Ember Tech Corporation.
00:20:45The Ember Tech.
00:20:47The biggest AI development company in Los Angeles.
00:20:50That's the one.
00:20:51Yeah, um, do you think their daughter, Miss Amber,
00:20:54is going to agree to partner with us?
00:20:57We have actually been getting to know each other quite a bit.
00:21:01And I think it's gonna work.
00:21:08Well, that's wonderful news.
00:21:10Ah, I can't wait to share it with the others.
00:21:12Yeah, do that.
00:21:18You nailed it.
00:21:21Bye, man.
00:21:22Bye, man.
00:21:24Yes!
00:21:28And you won't regret it.
00:21:29Our girl has rules.
00:21:30But it's all up to you, Mr. Hankinson.
00:21:32Huh.
00:21:33Maybe I was wrong about him.
00:21:36Oh, my gosh.
00:21:38Is that a smile I see on your face, Mr. Nick Rivers?
00:21:42Oh, wait.
00:21:43Regina White?
00:21:45Wait.
00:21:46Regina White?
00:21:53What the fuck, Regina?
00:21:56We saw you talking to Troy after his football practice, dork.
00:22:00Don't you know he's Regina's boyfriend, you slut?
00:22:03I didn't do anything with Troy.
00:22:07Stay away from what's mine, Lexi Ember,
00:22:09or I will destroy you.
00:22:12Okay?
00:22:19You doing okay?
00:22:20Can I help you with anything?
00:22:24Shit!
00:22:25My college nemesis works for Nick?
00:22:28Wait.
00:22:31So, Regina works for Nick and has a crush on him.
00:22:34Oh, my God, this is perfect.
00:22:36Actually, Regina, there is something you can do for me.
00:22:41My pleasure.
00:22:46So, there's this document that got shredded.
00:22:49It got shredded somehow.
00:22:50I don't know how, but I need you to piece it together for me.
00:22:54Um...
00:22:56Nick.
00:22:58It's wet.
00:22:59And it... it smells.
00:23:02So sorry, sweetheart.
00:23:03Could you just give it to me by noon, though?
00:23:06Okay?
00:23:10Oh, and Regina...
00:23:13Don't wear...
00:23:16like, whatever this is ever again,
00:23:18because it's... it's unprofessional.
00:23:26Nice, boss!
00:23:28God, I've been waiting to call her out for years on that.
00:23:31Why is that idiot...
00:23:33I mean, why am I dating that woman, anyway?
00:23:37Dating?
00:23:38Oh, you keep Regina around
00:23:41because her dad's the biggest investor in our company.
00:23:44No, no, no, no.
00:23:45She's all over you, but there is no chemistry there.
00:23:49See, there's no chemistry between you and any women.
00:23:52Really?
00:23:54That's surprising.
00:23:57Because I'm so hot and rich and stuff.
00:24:01Yeah.
00:24:03Hot, yeah.
00:24:04Yeah.
00:24:05Anyway, um, we're gonna get some drinks afterwards if you want to come.
00:24:09Oh.
00:24:10You guys aren't as boring as I thought you were.
00:24:12Count me in.
00:24:16Oh, ew!
00:24:17This banana peel's all stinky!
00:24:20Why are we even doing this, Regina?
00:24:22Can you guys just shut up and get to work?
00:24:24We need to get this done before the bar tonight.
00:24:26Tonight's the night, girls.
00:24:29I am gonna get Nick Rivers into bed.
00:24:33And I'm gonna like how he tastes.
00:24:37Are you just picking things up for fun, or are you gonna...
00:24:40I don't know, maybe put some pieces together.
00:24:42We're trying our best.
00:24:44I'm an intern.
00:24:45It's showing.
00:24:51Lexi?
00:24:53Lexi's loser ex again?
00:24:55What are you doing here, you little minx?
00:24:59You know, if you're looking to have a little fun,
00:25:02I don't mind throwing you one for old time's sake.
00:25:05Maybe you should go home and have your mother teach you some manners.
00:25:09That's not how you speak to a lady.
00:25:14What the fuck did you just say to me, bitch?
00:25:16Huh?
00:25:21Ow! Fuck!
00:25:25You hit my fucking nose!
00:25:27You're lucky I was aiming for your teeth.
00:25:29Now get the fuck out!
00:25:31You fucking bitch!
00:25:32You got hit by a girl?
00:25:33Shut the fuck up! Don't touch me!
00:25:35You fucking bitch!
00:25:36You got hit by a girl?
00:25:37Shut the fuck up! Don't touch me!
00:25:38Take me to the fucking ER!
00:25:40You're fucking taking her to sleep, are you fucking kidding me?
00:25:42Let's go!
00:25:44You're fucking crazy, you know that?
00:25:47Fuck!
00:26:06Thanks.
00:26:08Lexi!
00:26:09Don't drink that!
00:26:16What the fuck?
00:26:19Wait, Lexi?
00:26:20Lexi Ember?
00:26:21God, it's Lexi the Man Stealer!
00:26:24She's trying to steal Nick from Regina?
00:26:26How pathetic.
00:26:28God, Lexi, I mean, look at yourself.
00:26:30You really think Nick's gonna do that?
00:26:32Lexi, I mean, look at yourself.
00:26:34You really think Nick's gonna juice you over me?
00:26:37Yeah, actually, I think I do because he's my boyfriend.
00:26:42Wait, Nick is your boyfriend?
00:26:44Did I stutter?
00:26:46Yeah.
00:26:50Now you better leave before I pour another one of these on your face.
00:26:57Oh my god.
00:26:59Ah, bitch.
00:27:03Wow, that was awesome.
00:27:05Yeah, did you know that there was aphrodisiac in that drink?
00:27:08Oh, come on, I mean, Regina's, she's crazy, yeah.
00:27:12But she wouldn't...
00:27:16Oh yeah, she totally would.
00:27:17Uh-huh, uh-huh.
00:27:18Come on, let's get out of here.
00:27:20Yeah.
00:27:21Okay, yeah.
00:27:28Lexi Ember, I am gonna burn you to the ground.
00:27:55I'm sorry, Nick.
00:27:57I should have known better.
00:28:00Thank you for protecting me back there, boyfriend.
00:28:05All right, take it easy.
00:28:09All that matters is that you got your revenge.
00:28:12It was so awesome.
00:28:14She spent the entire day piecing together an Ikea ad,
00:28:18and she smelled like moldy banana.
00:28:22What about you?
00:28:24How was being a spoiled princess?
00:28:30I know girls like you, princesses.
00:28:33But at the end of the day, you just become someone's trophy wife.
00:28:40Turns out it wasn't as easy as I thought.
00:28:44Turns out it wasn't as easy as I thought.
00:28:45Oh no?
00:28:47I'm sorry.
00:28:50Hey, we made it.
00:28:53And now our companies are gonna be partners.
00:28:57Yeah.
00:28:58To working together.
00:29:00And becoming friends.
00:29:02Huh.
00:29:03Maybe she's not just a princess.
00:29:07To becoming friends.
00:29:14Ooh, that's good.
00:29:16Don't chug it.
00:29:17Too late.
00:29:24Lexi?
00:29:26I thought you were supposed to meet up with my dad for brunch.
00:29:29I am.
00:29:30I thought I'd make you something first.
00:29:32After all, you are my boyfriend.
00:29:44Regina, what are you doing here?
00:29:53Regina, what are you doing here?
00:29:55Relax, Lexi.
00:29:57I just wanted to come by and show you something.
00:30:08It's 10am on a Saturday.
00:30:10Regina, what do you want?
00:30:12Well, you know what I want.
00:30:14I want you two to break up.
00:30:17What?
00:30:23Regina, do we look like we need money?
00:30:26Our families own the biggest companies in California.
00:30:29For now.
00:30:36If you don't leave Nick, I post those photos online.
00:30:42Heir to EmberTech bullies innocent woman.
00:30:44I mean, that doesn't sound pretty, does it?
00:30:46Think of what that would do to your reputation.
00:30:49Or worse, your family's business.
00:30:53Wow.
00:30:55Yeah, Regina, I'm really impressed.
00:30:59Yeah, Regina, I'm really impressed.
00:31:03It's just too bad that I already have videos from the bar last night.
00:31:06Bye.
00:31:11Desperate employee, drug CEO, with aphrodisiac.
00:31:17God, imagine what that'll do to your reputation.
00:31:24You sneaky slut, give me that phone!
00:31:26I don't hit women.
00:31:28But if I did, you'd be so screwed.
00:31:31So, let me make things clear for you, alright?
00:31:33Release those photos, I'll post a video.
00:31:35I'll also get my lawyer to sue you for trespassing and blackmailing me today.
00:31:38No, no, no, you wouldn't dare.
00:31:40Try me.
00:31:49Wow. Wow.
00:31:53Wow.
00:31:56Oh, uh, I bet your daddy's waiting, but...
00:31:59Nick! Nick! That was awesome!
00:32:06Hello, Daddy. You ready for brunch?
00:32:08What are you doing?
00:32:12Just hugging my old man.
00:32:14And...
00:32:16I got you a gift.
00:32:18Well, you never get me gifts.
00:32:22Wait, are you in some kind of trouble?
00:32:24Jesus, Dad, just open it.
00:32:30The one you wanted, right?
00:32:33The one you wanted, right?
00:32:36My dad...
00:32:37Lexi's dad...
00:32:39told me about it during golf.
00:32:41Lexi.
00:32:43It all makes sense now.
00:32:46Makes sense?
00:32:47What does he mean by that?
00:32:51Lexi told you to forgive me, right?
00:32:55Forgive you about what, Dad?
00:32:58It's alright, Nick.
00:33:01All those years...
00:33:06I know you blame me, and I blame myself, too.
00:33:10If I hadn't been working late at night,
00:33:12your mother had that heart attack,
00:33:14maybe she'd still be with us,
00:33:16and you'd have a mother, and I'd have a wife.
00:33:18I forgive you, Dad.
00:33:23I've been waiting 15 years for those words.
00:33:26Thank you, son.
00:33:29I never knew that Nick suffered such a tragedy.
00:33:37Boss, the CEO of Diaz Pharmaceutical
00:33:39wants to schedule a meeting with you next week.
00:33:41Wait, Diaz Pharmaceutical?
00:33:44You're talking about Daniel Diaz?
00:33:48It's not my fault you don't give it up.
00:33:51You're a fucking prude, Lexi.
00:33:54You know what, Eddie?
00:33:55Tell Mr. Diaz to meet me in my office in 30 minutes.
00:33:58Oh, I can't wait to meet him.
00:34:07Eddie added a meeting to my Google Calendar?
00:34:10In 30 minutes?
00:34:14Is she meeting up with her cheating ex?
00:34:16What the hell is she thinking?
00:34:25Oh, excuse me, son.
00:34:26This elevator, you need a manager's card.
00:34:31Yeah, I mean, you can use the stairs if you really want to.
00:34:33Do you know who I am, you fucking mophead?
00:34:35I'm not taking the stairs, are you crazy?
00:34:38Mophead?
00:34:39You're to see the CEO.
00:34:47Great, and of course, now his stupid assistant
00:34:49isn't answering the phone.
00:34:50Great, fuck, I'm gonna be late.
00:34:51Shit, mate.
00:34:52Better start running.
00:34:54See, I was on the 35th floor.
00:34:57What?
00:34:58Come on.
00:35:10This is gonna be good.
00:35:17Oh, fuck.
00:35:21Oh, fuck my life.
00:35:25Fuck.
00:35:35Mr. Diaz.
00:35:37Hey.
00:35:39Have some water?
00:35:40Yeah.
00:35:41Oh, actually, no, the water was shut off
00:35:42due to maintenance issues.
00:35:43Excellent.
00:35:44God, I hope you weren't planning on going to the bathroom.
00:35:47Knowing that I don't anymore.
00:35:50Well, I'll go get Mr. Rivers.
00:35:52Take a seat anywhere.
00:35:53Excellent.
00:35:56Take a seat where?
00:36:05Everything is going according to plan.
00:36:07All right.
00:36:10Great.
00:36:12Send him in.
00:36:14Thank you.
00:36:23Mr. Rivers, such a pleasure.
00:36:27Trying to finish this Real Shorts episode.
00:36:30Oh, it is juicy.
00:36:33Juicy, juicy.
00:36:35Okay.
00:36:39Mr. Rivers, I'm sorry to interrupt,
00:36:40but can we start the meeting?
00:36:43Sure.
00:36:44We can start the meeting, Mr. Diaz.
00:36:49Wait, it's you?
00:36:51Not so much of a mop head now, am I?
00:36:55Sir, I'm sorry, I...
00:36:56Hey, you don't have to apologize.
00:36:57Not to me.
00:37:00That's very kind of you, sir.
00:37:02I know.
00:37:03You're gonna have to apologize to the board.
00:37:05Because I'm pulling the funds from your project.
00:37:08What?
00:37:09Why are you doing this?
00:37:11Lexi, what are you doing?
00:37:12Why are you meeting up with Danny Diaz without telling me?
00:37:15Lexi?
00:37:17Wait, you're dating Nick Rivers?
00:37:18Mm-hmm.
00:37:22This all makes perfect sense.
00:37:24That's why you're fucking with me.
00:37:25What did this bitch tell you?
00:37:26I didn't have to tell him anything
00:37:28for him to know that you're a shit human being.
00:37:30Okay, so you're flushing a million dollar project
00:37:33down the toilet because of a woman.
00:37:35Danny, we're not shutting down this project.
00:37:41See?
00:37:43Even Lexi knows better than you,
00:37:46and that's saying a lot, you fucking idiot.
00:37:48We're not shutting down this one project.
00:37:53We're terminating the entire partnership, Danny,
00:37:56with your company.
00:37:58But without the Rivers' money.
00:38:00Your stocks are gonna run out
00:38:01and you're gonna go bankrupt within a month.
00:38:03No, fuck you, Lexi, you can't do this.
00:38:04This isn't your company.
00:38:05You're right.
00:38:06It's Nick's decision to make.
00:38:10Mr. Rivers, you won't do this.
00:38:17Well...
00:38:20Actually, I'm gonna do it.
00:38:24Better start looking for a new job there, Danny boy.
00:38:29You son of a bitch.
00:38:33Um, you're gonna regret this.
00:38:40You both will.
00:38:42Fuck!
00:38:50Wow, he's dramatic.
00:38:55Why are you smiling at me like that?
00:38:56Did you just fire your biggest pharmaceutical client from me?
00:39:05Oh my God.
00:39:07You were jealous.
00:39:10You were jealous.
00:39:12I don't...
00:39:13Oh my God.
00:39:14You are.
00:39:15You're jealous.
00:39:16No, I...
00:39:17You're so jealous.
00:39:18Lexi.
00:39:19Lexi.
00:39:20I'm not...
00:39:21I'm leaving right now.
00:39:22Okay, you can run, Nick Rivers, but you can't hide.
00:39:27Stock plummeted when Rivers Business
00:39:29terminated their partnership with DS.
00:39:36Lexi Ember.
00:39:39And Nick Rivers.
00:39:44Good evening, Mr. Diaz.
00:39:47Who the fuck are you?
00:39:48I'm Regina White.
00:39:50I believe we have the same enemy, which makes us friends.
00:39:57I have a plan to take down Lexi Ember.
00:40:00All I need now is a little help from you.
00:40:09Wow.
00:40:10Lexi, I'm...
00:40:11I'm very impressed.
00:40:13These reports, they're very detailed and...
00:40:15I'm kind of offended that you'd be surprised.
00:40:18I do help out with the family company, you know.
00:40:24Nick.
00:40:25Lexi.
00:40:28What do you want, Regina?
00:40:30I just...
00:40:31I wanted to apologize for acting like a drunk idiot at the bar last night.
00:40:35It was unprofessional, and it'll never happen again.
00:40:38Oh, anyway, so I brought you some coffee.
00:40:45Oh.
00:40:46Okay.
00:40:47Thanks.
00:40:48Yeah.
00:40:49Well, I'll just be right out there, so please,
00:40:51let me know if you guys need anything, okay?
00:41:00I just wanted to apologize for acting like a drunk idiot at the bar last night.
00:41:05I just gave it to her. How long does it take?
00:41:07Five minutes is more than enough.
00:41:09You just wait.
00:41:14Lexi Ember.
00:41:16Ever since you showed up, Nick has been treating me like shit.
00:41:21Well, I've had enough, bitch.
00:41:25Oh, check this out.
00:41:27All right, just let me show you something.
00:41:29I did colors.
00:41:31I think you probably noticed.
00:41:33Made everything look a thousand times better,
00:41:35and I think it's gonna make a big difference.
00:41:38Change all these right here, and that's all...
00:41:41Nick, are you okay?
00:41:42Lexi.
00:41:43Nick? Nick? Nick? Nick?
00:41:45Okay. Oh, my God.
00:41:47Someone call an ambulance, please!
00:42:01Oh, my God, Nick, you're awake.
00:42:03I was so fucking scared.
00:42:06I don't know what I would do without you.
00:42:10I mean...
00:42:12What if you died?
00:42:16Well, I'm here now.
00:42:18Yeah.
00:42:21Why am I in the hospital?
00:42:24Why am I in the hospital?
00:42:27They found...
00:42:29fluoxetine in your system,
00:42:32and, uh, it's basically high dosage of Prozac.
00:42:36And I am allergic to that.
00:42:39Oh, uh, anyway, so I brought you some coffee.
00:42:44Regina. The coffee.
00:42:47No, it's just...
00:42:49Gina.
00:42:51Think about it.
00:42:53Who else can get their hands on
00:42:55prescription pills
00:42:57and knows I'm allergic?
00:42:59Danny.
00:43:01Great.
00:43:03They're working together.
00:43:05That's right.
00:43:08We're gonna take those rats down.
00:43:11She talks about you, too.
00:43:13Well, who's kind of a bitch?
00:43:16Regina.
00:43:18Lexi?
00:43:20I mean, we all heard about your itsy-bitsy overdose.
00:43:23I am just so happy to see that you're...
00:43:26What the fuck?
00:43:28What the fuck is your problem, Regina?
00:43:30You drugged my coffee.
00:43:32Way to blame someone else for your addiction, junkie.
00:43:34Yeah. Go to rehab and leave us alone, bitch.
00:43:37You said I drugged your coffee?
00:43:39Where's your proof?
00:43:41I mean, you're not gonna expect them to just buy into your lies, right?
00:43:46Who says we don't have any proof?
00:43:48We've got the footage right here.
00:43:50We got you on tape, Regina.
00:43:53Are you talking about that little camera in your office?
00:43:56I mean, that doesn't prove anything, does it?
00:43:58All I did was bring you coffee.
00:44:00Regina, we're not talking about the camera in the office.
00:44:06Regina, we're not talking about the camera in the office.
00:44:09We're talking about the dashcam in the car in the basement.
00:44:12You know, the one that you and Danny Diaz were talking in front of?
00:44:15Passing off drugs.
00:44:18Guards.
00:44:21Okay, what is this?
00:44:23Ew, get your hands off of me.
00:44:25Regina, you're fired.
00:44:28And keep in mind, it's gonna be real difficult for you to find a job in the city.
00:44:32Yeah. And if you ever touch me or Nick again, I'm taking this to the police.
00:44:38And you're going to jail.
00:44:45I am going to ruin you.
00:44:47I like to see you try.
00:44:49He's my boyfriend now, and he'll do anything to protect me.
00:44:53Gentlemen, go ahead and take away Ms. White.
00:44:56Oh, also her minions, too.
00:44:58What are you talking about?
00:45:00No, no, no. You can't fire me.
00:45:03Drama.
00:45:04Gross.
00:45:07Okay, boss.
00:45:10Looks like our job here is done.
00:45:12What are you going to do now?
00:45:14I think I'm going to go home with my girlfriend.
00:45:20It's okay.
00:45:23So you eat this every day, huh?
00:45:26Mm-hmm.
00:45:27That's nice.
00:45:29Hey, hey.
00:45:31All right, you know what?
00:45:34Ow.
00:45:40Um, I'll be right back.
00:45:43Nick?
00:45:45Nick?
00:45:48What's... Nick, what's going on?
00:45:52It hurts.
00:45:53Oh, shit. I totally forgot.
00:45:54What?
00:45:55Um, stay put. I'm going to grab you... I'm going to grab you a tampon.
00:45:58You said tampons?
00:46:00Yes.
00:46:05I can't believe I'm about to do this.
00:46:07Come on, Nick. You got this. Come on. Just like I showed, you got it.
00:46:10I'm trying.
00:46:12It's not working.
00:46:13It's not working.
00:46:14Okay, just breathe and relax, okay?
00:46:22I can't physically relax.
00:46:24All right, I'm shoving a tampon up my...
00:46:27Yeah, you mean mind.
00:46:31Yes.
00:46:38Warm milk and honey.
00:46:40Works like a charm for period cramps and hangovers.
00:46:44It must be why.
00:46:47I'm sorry you have to go through this.
00:46:49It's fine.
00:46:51You go through this every single month. Don't know how.
00:46:54Um, but I can bite the bullet this time.
00:46:57All good.
00:47:00Lexi, um...
00:47:03Would you want to stay the night tonight?
00:47:11How did this even happen?
00:47:16I think the right question to ask is...
00:47:19How did this happen to us?
00:47:21Well, if it had to happen, I'm glad it was with you.
00:47:41I'm glad it was with you.
00:47:51So early. Could be...
00:47:58You ruined my company, Nick Rivers. Did you really think I'd let you get away with this?
00:48:03You ruined my company, Nick Rivers. Did you really think I'd let you get away with this?
00:48:08You ruined my company, Nick Rivers. Did you really think I'd let it go just like that?
00:48:13Ow!
00:48:14Fucking son of a...
00:48:17Nick!
00:48:18Ow!
00:48:19Nick!
00:48:20Nick!
00:48:21Ow!
00:48:22Nick!
00:48:28Fuck!
00:48:34Are you crazy?
00:48:36Are you crazy? That's my girlfriend! You drugged her and now you're in my house trying to attack her?
00:48:42Girlfriend? What are you talking about?
00:48:43She's talking about me, asshole!
00:48:45Get out of here before I take you to jail!
00:48:56If I'm going down, you're going down with me. Mark my words.
00:49:03Oh, God.
00:49:07What the hell just happened?
00:49:10You just kicked your cheating ex in the groin. That's what happened.
00:49:14So, how do you feel?
00:49:16Freaking awesome.
00:49:22Thanks for always being there for me.
00:49:26For you. Anything.
00:49:32I love you.
00:49:35I love you.
00:49:37If kissing didn't work the first time, why is it working now?
00:50:06I guess we meant it this time.
00:50:11I think you should get some rest and I gotta go to the office, so...
00:50:17I'm too tired. I can't move.
00:50:22Okay. I got you.
00:50:28Why didn't I get treated like this when I was in your body?
00:50:32Because I'm the smarter woman.
00:50:34Ah!
00:50:47Nick. What happens to us?
00:50:52I guess we gotta figure that one out. Now go to bed. Okay?
00:50:58One, two, three!
00:51:01Money!
00:51:03Again, again.
00:51:05Alright, last one.
00:51:06One, two, three!
00:51:08Stocks!
00:51:13What's this?
00:51:14I thought you left. This is a team building exercise you told us to do.
00:51:18Oh, team bonding. Yeah?
00:51:21Games and beer? In the office?
00:51:25I'm disappointed in you men.
00:51:28Get back to work.
00:51:31Yes, sir.
00:51:32Good times are over so soon.
00:51:34I guess we can kiss Friday Margarita goodbye.
00:51:42Nick. What happens to us? What happens to us?
00:51:48I guess we gotta figure that one out.
00:51:52I guess we gotta figure that one out.
00:51:59Yeah, come in.
00:52:01Oof. This is not how I imagined our reunion, Nick Brothers.
00:52:06Ava?
00:52:12I thought you were in Europe. It's been like five years.
00:52:17I know, Nick, but I came back. For you.
00:52:22For me? What are you talking about?
00:52:26Don't do this to dance with me, Nick. We grew up together.
00:52:30I've always loved you. We belong together and you know it.
00:52:38Okay, I suppose no one's told you that my father arranged the marriage to Lexi Ember.
00:52:46The heiress of Ember Tech?
00:52:51Oh my God, this place is really no fun without me.
00:52:53Hey, Miss Ember. You're here. Good evening.
00:52:56Yeah, I'm just here to bring Nicolay a nice snack.
00:52:58Yeah, he's actually in a meeting right now, so I can take you to him.
00:53:02Okay, cool. Yeah, I'll just wait for him.
00:53:03Actually, I think it's important that you stay here.
00:53:06Why are you being so weird?
00:53:07It's really...
00:53:08Eddie, it's fine.
00:53:09Who cares about Lexi Ember?
00:53:12My family owns one of the largest trading companies in New York.
00:53:16We've known each other our whole lives, Nick.
00:53:21Anyone can see we're the perfect match.
00:53:34Sorry.
00:53:42Um...
00:53:48You're right. We are perfect together, on paper.
00:53:54But I know what it's like to be with my perfect match and it's not you.
00:54:00So, if you'll excuse me.
00:54:04Wait! Nick!
00:54:12Eddie, Lexi was here?
00:54:14Yes, sir. Miss Ember just left.
00:54:16I messed up, man. I messed up.
00:54:21So, Nick is with Lexi Ember.
00:54:24Oh, I'm gonna end that bitch.
00:54:26Even if it's the last thing I do.
00:54:29Something wrong, boss?
00:54:41I've never done this before.
00:54:43What do I do? What do I say?
00:54:46Maybe you should just tell Miss Ember how you feel.
00:54:48What if I don't know how I feel?
00:54:50Well, you feel like rushing home to her with a cake.
00:54:53You're right, Eddie. Thank you.
00:54:56You got it.
00:54:57Remind me to give you a raise.
00:54:58Oh, will do. Go get her.
00:55:14Lexi, I need to talk to you.
00:55:18No. Um...
00:55:21Lexi, I think we should chat.
00:55:26Stupid.
00:55:31Hi, Nick. I've packed my stuff and I'll come back for it.
00:55:35Thank you for hosting me in your house and in your body.
00:55:39Shit.
00:55:41Where did you go, Lexi?
00:55:47Lexi, where are you?
00:55:50Mr. Rivers? This is Samantha, Lexi's friend.
00:55:53Can you come pick her up?
00:55:58Okay, your boyfriend is on his way.
00:56:03He's not my boyfriend.
00:56:04This man is skipping work and driving across town to get you.
00:56:08He is so your boyfriend.
00:56:10He was in my body for a couple of days.
00:56:14He's not my boyfriend.
00:56:15Okay, girl, girl, too much information.
00:56:18But all I'm saying is you are drinking tequila shots at 11 o'clock in the morning because of this man.
00:56:24You like him.
00:56:27I hate when you're right.
00:56:29It's kind of my thing.
00:56:30Is there more tequila shots?
00:56:31No more. No more for you.
00:56:32Okay.
00:56:33Water, please.
00:56:38Lexi.
00:56:40Lexi, get up.
00:56:48Wait, where am I?
00:56:49You slept the entire afternoon.
00:56:52Did you really have to drink that much?
00:56:55Why do you care?
00:56:57Why do I care, Lexi? Are you serious right now?
00:57:03Why do I care, Lexi? Are you serious right now?
00:57:09Yes, Nick.
00:57:11I am serious.
00:57:14Two hours after we swapped, you were kissing another woman.
00:57:17Yeah, Nick, I saw that when I was bringing you a homemade lunch that I made for you.
00:57:23Like a little, stupid, fucking girl.
00:57:28Okay, it's not like that between me and Ava. It's complicated.
00:57:33Nick, I heard everything that she said.
00:57:37And you know what? She's right.
00:57:39She's right. You guys are perfect together.
00:57:42I mean, you didn't even like me.
00:57:46You thought I was a frigid, heartless asshole.
00:57:50So why do you care?
00:57:52I don't.
00:57:53I think that it's best if we go back to how we were before when we hated each other because things were a lot simpler.
00:57:59Okay? Please.
00:58:03Warm milk and honey.
00:58:06Works like a charm for period cramps and hangovers.
00:58:16So do we have a deal?
00:58:18Give me the money, my men will take care of the rest.
00:58:21You won't have to worry about Lexi Ember ever again.
00:58:25Exactly what I wanted to hear.
00:58:40Let go of me!
00:58:42Your old friend sent us, little lady. You're coming with us.
00:58:56Just like old times, huh?
00:58:58But except my dad's McAllen, this wine is from Italy.
00:59:02This really is not the time, Ava.
00:59:05What do you mean? It's the perfect time.
00:59:07Especially now that that Lexi Ember is out of the picture.
00:59:11Wait, what do you mean, out of the picture?
00:59:17Who are you? And what do you want?
00:59:20It's not about what we want, sweetheart.
00:59:22And they want us to teach you not to play with others' toy at the playground.
00:59:26Get away from me!
00:59:29I didn't steal anything. Get away from me!
00:59:33A man-stealer and a liar.
00:59:37Aren't you quite the handful.
00:59:38Plus, you broke my nose, didn't you?
00:59:42Do you remember?
00:59:44Don't you think you should make it up to me?
00:59:47Wait, wait, wait. A million.
00:59:52You guys know my relationship with Nick Rivers.
00:59:55If you let me call him, he can bring me a million dollars.
00:59:58You guys will have the money, I promise.
01:00:01Just let me call him.
01:00:04Nick, just look at you.
01:00:06You get so jumpy whenever someone even mentions her name.
01:00:10You need to relax.
01:00:16Lexi? Lexi, where are you?
01:00:18Please come get me, please.
01:00:19Lexi, what's going on? Are you okay?
01:00:21Mr. Rivers, we have your woman.
01:00:24Bring us a million dollars, or you'll never see her again.
01:00:28Bring us a million dollars, or you'll never see her again.
01:00:35Bring us a million dollars, or you'll never see her again.
01:00:39Of course. Anything you want, just tell me where she is.
01:00:42I'm sending you the address.
01:00:44Come within 30 minutes, or don't bother coming at all.
01:00:49Hello? Hello?
01:00:52Fuck! Fuck!
01:00:58You're an illness, aren't you?
01:00:59I don't know what you're talking about.
01:01:00Don't play fucking games with me!
01:01:02A man just called and said he wants a million dollars or he's gonna kill Lexi!
01:01:07I swear to God, Ava, if anything happens to her, I'm coming for you.
01:01:21Danny? What the fuck?
01:01:24Your men just called Nick and they're asking for ransom?
01:01:27This wasn't part of the plan.
01:01:33Oh, it's been 25 minutes.
01:01:36Looks like your boyfriend isn't coming, is he?
01:01:39Then what are we waiting for? This bitch is a piece.
01:01:42And I'm starving.
01:01:43Don't touch me.
01:01:45And I'm starving.
01:01:46Don't touch me.
01:01:48Nick!
01:01:49Hey, let her go! Lexi!
01:01:51Hey, not so fast, lover boy.
01:01:54Show us the money.
01:01:58Good. Now close it and hand it over.
01:02:05Slowly. One step at a time.
01:02:21Hey. Hey, hey, hey. You okay? You're not hurt?
01:02:24I thought that you were mad at me.
01:02:26That you weren't coming for me.
01:02:28Mad? That is the craziest thing I've ever heard anyone say.
01:02:34I can never stay mad at you.
01:02:36Lexi, you know that.
01:02:39Hold on.
01:02:41Hey, who hired you?
01:02:43It was Diaz. He said he'd pay us 50k to teach Lexi Ember a lesson.
01:02:49That's all I know.
01:02:50Danny Diaz?
01:02:53Okay. Here's what you're going to do.
01:02:57You're going to go to Diaz and you're going to...
01:03:00How did you say? Teach him a lesson?
01:03:03Okay. Here's what you're going to do.
01:03:06You're going to go to Diaz and you're going to teach him a lesson.
01:03:10In return, I won't break your nose and send you to jail.
01:03:15Alright.
01:03:17Alright, now get your buddy and get the fuck out of here.
01:03:23Ugh.
01:03:25Did he hit me with a briefcase? Who does that?
01:03:29Hey, come here. Come here.
01:03:34It's okay. I got you. I'm not going to let anyone hurt you, I promise.
01:03:42Oh my god, you're hurt.
01:03:44Yeah, I'm going to get you home and we're going to take care of this.
01:03:46I can walk.
01:03:47No. No.
01:03:49Let me be heroic for once.
01:03:59Gentlemen, did you take care of that Ember bitch or what, huh?
01:04:03Give me the good news.
01:04:05What's going on?
01:04:06Ow, what the fuck? Ow, I paid you, what the fuck?
01:04:08Next time you think about fucking with Nick, River's woman, you think back on this day.
01:04:13No, no.
01:04:14No, no.
01:04:20No, no, no. Not my pretty face. Not my pretty face.
01:04:31Alright, you are all set, Miss Ember.
01:04:38Thank you, Mr. Rivers.
01:04:41Uh, Lexi.
01:04:44About me and Ava.
01:04:49About me and Ava.
01:04:51There's never been anything between me and her.
01:04:55To be honest, I've never fallen for anyone before.
01:05:02That is until I met you.
01:05:07Nick.
01:05:10You've fallen in love with me?
01:05:11Despite all the crazy, chaotic body-swapping stuff?
01:05:17I think I have.
01:05:19Please, stay.
01:05:25Okay.
01:05:27Okay, I'll stay.
01:05:38Nick.
01:05:40What if we swap back again? We can't do it.
01:05:45Nick.
01:05:47What if we swap back again? We can't do it.
01:05:53Yeah, you're right.
01:05:56Shouldn't risk it.
01:06:00It's getting late.
01:06:01We should probably get some rest.
01:06:05Okay.
01:06:11Okay.
01:06:22This isn't working.
01:06:25This is not working.
01:06:32What do you mean Nick took her home?
01:06:35Stupid idiot.
01:06:41Alright Lexi Ember, you leave me no choice.
01:06:45It's war between you and me.
01:06:52Nick?
01:06:56Thank God you're here.
01:06:57I have an idea.
01:06:59Great. Can I finish my coffee first?
01:07:02Okay, sure.
01:07:03But hurry, because we have an appointment in 30 minutes with a second.
01:07:08A what now?
01:07:09A psychic.
01:07:18I don't think some hippie wannabe witch is going to solve our problem.
01:07:24Nick, she is the best in LA.
01:07:27Actually, the best of the United States of America.
01:07:31Yes, yes, yes, Mr. Whisper. I am so sorry.
01:07:33My friend, he doesn't know what he's talking about.
01:07:34Oh, he's not your friend, is he darling?
01:07:36No, you like him way more than you will admit.
01:07:40Hey, I like this lady.
01:07:41And you.
01:07:43Me.
01:07:44You like her too much to say no.
01:07:47Even if it means coming to some hippie dippie wannabe witch.
01:07:51Yep.
01:07:52I did say that, my bad.
01:07:53In your face.
01:07:55So, you guys come seeking answers to the body swapping situation, is that right?
01:08:02Don't worry, darling.
01:08:03A kiss doesn't mean anything of the body swapping unless it's on a full moon's night.
01:08:11Don't worry, darling.
01:08:12A kiss doesn't mean anything of the body swapping unless it's on a full moon's night.
01:08:18Okay, so what you're saying is we can keep the body swapping,
01:08:22Okay, so what you're saying is we can kiss as long as there's not a full moon.
01:08:23Okay, so what you're saying is we can kiss as long as there's not a full moon.
01:08:26Exactly, darling.
01:08:27Wait, but why would this just happen randomly?
01:08:31Nothing happens randomly, darling.
01:08:33You see, you two are here because you're gonna have to face these obstacles of love
01:08:39and show how much you love one another.
01:08:44But remember, just because you guys are back in your bodies
01:08:49doesn't mean your journey ends here.
01:08:51You're gonna go through obstacles and,
01:08:54what if the spirits are telling me
01:08:57you're gonna have to face them
01:09:00together.
01:09:03All right, that'll be $10,000 for today's session.
01:09:05Wait, what?
01:09:06I take Venmo, Cash App, PayPal, what will you be charging?
01:09:08Oh, we have card. His card.
01:09:11Good thing she took cards.
01:09:14Yeah, well, at least we got our questions answered and I don't have to be scared anymore.
01:09:20Are you okay?
01:09:24Yep, I just realized we've never been on a real date.
01:09:29So, what do you say?
01:09:33Shall we?
01:09:35Okay.
01:09:36Yeah?
01:09:37Sure.
01:09:38Let's go.
01:09:39All right.
01:09:41Let's go this way.
01:09:42No, I wanna go this way.
01:09:44Well done, Cupid.
01:09:47Well done.
01:09:51All right, one more step, one more, one more.
01:09:53Okay.
01:09:54No, okay, almost there.
01:09:56Okay, okay, okay.
01:09:57Keep going.
01:09:58Oh my God, I'm so scared, I'm so scared.
01:09:59And stop.
01:10:02Okay.
01:10:08Nicole.
01:10:10Nicole.
01:10:11I had this dress hand tailored for you by...
01:10:15Yours truly.
01:10:17It is a pleasure to meet you.
01:10:19Oh my God.
01:10:20I'm Julian.
01:10:21It's a pleasure.
01:10:22I'm a big fan and that is the most stunning dress that I've ever seen.
01:10:26This is just a sample dress made with rayon.
01:10:30See these shiny little things?
01:10:32Those are just cheap crystals.
01:10:33After I take your measurements today, I will remake this dress with silk.
01:10:38And then I will hand sew the diamonds on it.
01:10:40I know that your parents have planned a birthday party this Saturday,
01:10:44so I wanted to get you a dress for the special day.
01:10:47Oh my...
01:10:48Nick, no, I can't, I can't.
01:10:49It's too much.
01:10:50Oh honey, nothing is too much for the woman that stole Nick River's heart.
01:10:55Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:10:56Okay, yeah.
01:10:57Put it that way.
01:10:59Fitting room?
01:11:01Oh, I gotta take this.
01:11:02I'll be right back.
01:11:03Bye.
01:11:05Isn't this Lexi Ember?
01:11:09Oh.
01:11:11Ava Harris.
01:11:16Ava Harris.
01:11:19I'm sorry, miss, but this store is only open to my VIP guests today.
01:11:26This is your VIP?
01:11:29Do you know who I am?
01:11:31I'm a Harris.
01:11:32My family owns half the malls in New York.
01:11:34Well, too bad this is LA.
01:11:36Hey, this is the River's mom, so...
01:11:39Shoo!
01:11:42Such a pity.
01:11:43This used to be such a decent neighborhood.
01:11:45All the shops were members only, so you wouldn't run into a disgusting man-stealing whore.
01:11:50I didn't steal Nick, he chose me.
01:11:52I understand you wouldn't know about that because you're a sour bitch.
01:11:56You take that back.
01:12:00Ava!
01:12:01Nick!
01:12:02If you touch her again, you'll regret it for the rest of your life.
01:12:05How dare you threaten me, Nick, over some random bimbo.
01:12:08Random bimbo?
01:12:10Lexi is my girlfriend.
01:12:11And if you came here to pick on her, I suggest you get the hell out.
01:12:15Who says I'm here to pick on her?
01:12:17I'm here to buy a dress.
01:12:19And I think I like that one.
01:12:24Of course.
01:12:26I'm here to buy a dress.
01:12:28And I think I like that one.
01:12:31Miss, this dress is customized for Miss Ember.
01:12:35It is not for sale.
01:12:37Oh, come on.
01:12:38Everything has a price.
01:12:40What's it gonna take?
01:12:41$5,000?
01:12:43Miss, I already told you, no.
01:12:51$5,000!
01:12:52Oh my god, Ava, this dress is 100% silk.
01:12:56It's hand-sewn on the lining with real diamonds by Miss Juliana Rossi.
01:12:59Well, of course.
01:13:00I can plainly see that it is handmade with silk and diamonds.
01:13:03$10,000.
01:13:05Listen, Ava.
01:13:07If you can't afford it, it's totally cool.
01:13:10You're not poor.
01:13:12But, you know, just know that I wouldn't have tried it on if...
01:13:15$20,000.
01:13:19Final offer.
01:13:21What's wrong, Lexi?
01:13:22Didn't see that coming, did you?
01:13:25$20,000.
01:13:26What's wrong, Lexi?
01:13:28Didn't see that coming, did you?
01:13:32I'll pay you $20,000 for this dress.
01:13:36Go on.
01:13:37Wrap it up.
01:13:38Now.
01:13:40I'm sorry, Miss Ember.
01:13:42But I can't say no to this offer.
01:13:45It's okay.
01:13:47Do you see that, Lexi?
01:13:49Money rules this world.
01:13:51Why don't you just crawl back to your little tech company and stay off my turf?
01:13:59I wonder when she'll find out that that dress only cost $100.
01:14:03I don't know.
01:14:04I don't know.
01:14:05I don't know.
01:14:06I don't know.
01:14:07I don't know.
01:14:08I don't know.
01:14:09I don't know.
01:14:10I don't know.
01:14:11I don't know.
01:14:12I don't know.
01:14:13I don't know.
01:14:14I don't know.
01:14:15It only cost $100.
01:14:20But, um, Miss Juliana Rossi nonetheless, that dress is absolutely gorgeous.
01:14:24The detailing was spot on.
01:14:25I'm really sorry that she had to take it.
01:14:27Oh, Lexi, don't even worry about it.
01:14:29I will make you another dress just as stunning for your birthday party.
01:14:34I mean, after all, you just paid me $19,900 for it.
01:14:40Yes, I did.
01:14:42All right.
01:14:43Come on.
01:14:44I have another surprise for you at home.
01:14:48Nick Rivers, are you trying to spoil me?
01:14:51That's right, Miss Amber.
01:14:52Okay.
01:14:57Just be patient.
01:14:58Okay, okay, okay.
01:14:59All right?
01:15:00Okay.
01:15:03Nick, what is this?
01:15:06It's a late night snack date.
01:15:08It's a late night snack date.
01:15:10Voila.
01:15:11Nick, I can't eat all this on my own.
01:15:13You don't eat snacks.
01:15:15Well, who said you're going to eat it by yourself?
01:15:18No snacks, no sweets, fried food, your 168 diet.
01:15:24Fuck it.
01:15:29I finally got through to you.
01:15:31You're fun now.
01:15:33I'll cheers to that.
01:15:36Cheers.
01:15:39Cheers.
01:15:46You did it, Nick.
01:15:48You gave me the perfect day.
01:15:51Well, I guess my work here is done.
01:15:56I know of a good way that we could end today.
01:16:09No.
01:16:14Wait.
01:16:16I don't want to risk it.
01:16:20Nick, I'm willing to risk it.
01:16:23I want this.
01:16:26I want you.
01:16:31Okay.
01:16:39Okay.
01:16:55Nick.
01:16:57Do you believe what the soul whisperer said?
01:17:00That this is our destiny?
01:17:04Last week Nick would have said, it's a load of crap.
01:17:08But now, yeah, I think I do.
01:17:12What about the obstacles she warned us about?
01:17:15We swapped bodies for 60 hours and survived that.
01:17:20Whatever's waiting for us out there, I think we can manage together.
01:17:26You really mean that?
01:17:28You know I mean every single word.
01:17:38Hi.
01:17:40Hi.
01:17:42I'm inviting my dad.
01:17:43Yes, it's a family lunch.
01:17:45Hi.
01:17:46Beautiful.
01:17:47So do you.
01:17:48Here you go.
01:17:49Thank you.
01:17:51Yes.
01:17:52How does it feel to be a week from turning 28, sweetheart?
01:17:56It's almost as old as you, pops.
01:17:59And how is our favorite future son-in-law?
01:18:02You know, Marshall and I thought that you were doing a bit to shut us up about the engagement.
01:18:10But, I mean, look at you two now.
01:18:12You're just perfect together.
01:18:15Happy birthday, Lexi.
01:18:16Thank you.
01:18:17I'm very happy you're here.
01:18:18So is Nick.
01:18:19Who's ready to celebrate?
01:18:20Me.
01:18:21Me.
01:18:22Birthday girl?
01:18:23Yes.
01:18:24Birthday girl.
01:18:25Here you go.
01:18:27Wow, mom, this is a really nice bottle of wine.
01:18:30Oh, it was a birthday gift that was sent to the house, honey.
01:18:34Oh.
01:18:36From who?
01:18:41Wow, mom, this is a really nice bottle of wine.
01:18:44Oh, it was a birthday gift that was sent to the house, honey.
01:18:48Oh.
01:18:50From who?
01:18:53It's like a $5,000 wine.
01:18:55Um, I'm, um, I don't, I don't remember.
01:18:58The toast.
01:18:59The toast.
01:19:01To Lexi, our baby girl, and Nick.
01:19:04Her perfect match.
01:19:05Yeah.
01:19:06Here, here.
01:19:07Here, here.
01:19:17Lexi, what's wrong?
01:19:19I just, I don't know who would send us this expensive ashtray.
01:19:22It seems weird.
01:19:25Yeah, let's go.
01:19:26Honey, I...
01:19:28Dad?
01:19:29Dad?
01:19:30Dad, can you hear me?
01:19:34Dad?
01:19:35Mom?
01:19:37Dad, mom!
01:19:38Dad, dad, what's going on?
01:19:40Dad, dad, what's wrong?
01:19:42Someone help!
01:19:43Someone call 911!
01:19:44Dad!
01:19:54It'll take them some time to recover, Miss Amber.
01:19:57But your parents are going to be okay.
01:20:03Thank you, doctor.
01:20:08Oh, one more thing, Miss Amber.
01:20:10We found a concerning amount of benzos in their blood.
01:20:14Which very likely caused their unconsciousness.
01:20:16I'd be extra careful with anxiety meds in the future.
01:20:21Okay, thank you.
01:20:29Hey.
01:20:31Hey, girl.
01:20:35How you holding up?
01:20:38I'm fine.
01:20:42I...
01:20:44I think that somebody drank my parents' wine.
01:20:49Okay, I thought about this.
01:20:51And the wine was sent anonymously.
01:20:53And with the bottle thrown away, we have no proof.
01:20:55But your bestie bribed the restaurant manager into showing her the street surveillance footage.
01:21:01And guess who was caught on tape right when it happened?
01:21:06Guess who was caught on tape right when it happened?
01:21:10Ava Harris?
01:21:11Mm-hmm.
01:21:13Right.
01:21:14Is that my name I hear?
01:21:15How flattering, Lexi, that I seem to be on your mind all the time.
01:21:21Stay the fuck away from my parents!
01:21:24Whoa!
01:21:25Lexi, relax.
01:21:27I just came to pay them a visit.
01:21:29I mean, it was so sweet of them to invite me to your birthday party next week.
01:21:32No one invited you anywhere, Ava.
01:21:34I know that you drugged the wine.
01:21:35How could you accuse me of something like that?
01:21:38It's not my fault if they die from their addiction.
01:21:41You can come at me all you want.
01:21:43But you fuck with my family and I will make your life a living hell.
01:21:50Is that what you're going to...
01:22:01I really wouldn't have done that if I were you, Lexi.
01:22:04Did you get that?
01:22:09No.
01:22:12Heiress Lexi Ember attacks Ava Harris, who is visiting her family in the hospital.
01:22:18With a headline like that and your folks' condition,
01:22:20Ember Tech's stocks will plummet and you can kiss your family's company goodbye.
01:22:25Lucky for you, I'm willing to be the bigger man here.
01:22:28I'm not going to post that video if you get down on your knees and beg me.
01:22:34And I mean really beg me, Lexi.
01:22:36I'm not going to beg you for anything.
01:22:38Oh, but what's more important here?
01:22:41Your stupid ego?
01:22:42Or your family's company that they've worked so hard to build?
01:22:46What do I do?
01:22:47I can't let her take mom and dad's company while they're lying in hospital beds.
01:22:52You know what?
01:22:54Let's give her a hand, shall we?
01:22:59Get the fuck off of me!
01:23:01All you have to do is beg, Lexi.
01:23:03Get the fuck off of me!
01:23:05Take your hands off of her, now!
01:23:07Bitch.
01:23:10In a hospital, Ava, for God's sake, what the fuck is wrong with you?
01:23:13You're taking her side?
01:23:15She attacked me and blamed me for her family's drug abuse.
01:23:19Yeah, I believe Lexi.
01:23:21She's innocent.
01:23:23Well, then.
01:23:24Tune into the evening news and watch while I ruin your precious girlfriend and her family's company.
01:23:31Are you okay?
01:23:32Yeah, I'm fine, but Nick, we need to hurry, okay?
01:23:34The evening news is going to be out in three hours, and I need your help.
01:23:38Okay.
01:23:43I was really surprised to get your call, Nick.
01:23:45I just wanted to catch up a little.
01:23:47For old times' sake.
01:23:49Does your little girlfriend know about this?
01:23:52Who cares?
01:23:53She's in the hospital.
01:23:55Plus, I'm only with her for a few days.
01:23:57She's in the hospital.
01:23:58Plus, I'm only with her for the money.
01:24:01Now that her company is sinking, she's going to break up with him.
01:24:05Buy for cheap.
01:24:06Really?
01:24:08You're leaving her?
01:24:10Let's just say I've got someone else on my mind.
01:24:22Really, Nick?
01:24:23If you liked me, you should have just said so.
01:24:26You don't know all of the trouble I went through just to get you.
01:24:31Really?
01:24:34What did you do, Ava?
01:24:39I told that bitch to back off, but she didn't listen.
01:24:43So I laced the wine with benzos and had it sent to her parents.
01:24:50I signed the card from Lexi's secret admirer.
01:24:56They probably thought it was you, bunch of idiots.
01:25:00So you did drug the wine?
01:25:05Yeah. Yeah, I did.
01:25:08I just wanted to teach her a lesson, you know?
01:25:11Tell her to stay away from my man.
01:25:14Listen.
01:25:16I have an idea.
01:25:17What if we save the video for Lexi's birthday party?
01:25:22We put it up on the big screen, and I broke up with her in front of everyone.
01:25:29She'd be so dead.
01:25:33I didn't know you could play dirty like this, Nick Redhurst.
01:25:37All right. It's getting late, and Lexi could come back at any time.
01:25:43Yeah.
01:25:45Oh, and remember, no showing that video until Lexi's birthday party.
01:25:51Of course.
01:25:53I'll keep it a surprise.
01:26:03Oh, and you should wear that dress to the party.
01:26:07That would drive Lexi through the roof.
01:26:09Oh, Nicky.
01:26:11I knew you'd come around.
01:26:15Soon you'll be mine.
01:26:17Good night.
01:26:19Good night.
01:26:22Good night.
01:26:28Did you get it?
01:26:30I think we got it.
01:26:33So you did drug the wine.
01:26:36Yeah. Yeah, I did.
01:26:42I'm sorry you had to hear this.
01:26:45And I'm sorry that you and your parents got dragged into this mess.
01:26:48I can't believe Ava would do this.
01:26:50Nick, it's not your fault, okay?
01:26:52We're in this together.
01:26:53Yeah.
01:26:54I got the proof that I need it.
01:26:55For you?
01:26:57Anything.
01:26:58At my birthday party on Saturday, Ava Harris is going down.
01:27:02Yeah, she is.
01:27:10Doctor?
01:27:12Yeah, this is him.
01:27:15Yeah. Yeah, I'll be over as soon as I can.
01:27:17Hey, Nick, what happened?
01:27:19It's my dad.
01:27:21He's in the OR.
01:27:23They're going into emergency surgery.
01:27:25Come on, let's go. Let's go.
01:27:27Yeah.
01:27:39Nick, how long have you been here?
01:27:42Eight hours and 23 minutes.
01:27:48I've been waiting for you to wake up.
01:27:52Listen, Nicholas.
01:27:55I am sorry.
01:27:59You lost your mother and I...
01:28:03I just don't know how to love you the way she did.
01:28:07But I do love you.
01:28:09And I'm proud of the dad you've become.
01:28:12Thanks, Dad.
01:28:16You're not Mom, but you're a pretty good Pop.
01:28:23Before we get all gushy and teary,
01:28:27I've got to ask you a favor.
01:28:30Can I have Mom's engagement ring?
01:28:35Sure.
01:28:36Sure.
01:28:40The doctor says you can go home soon.
01:28:43How do you feel?
01:28:44For the tenth time, we're fine. Don't worry.
01:28:46Who's John F. Kennedy?
01:28:48See?
01:28:49Okay.
01:28:53Morning, Mr. and Mrs. Ember.
01:28:55Do you mind if I steal that seat with you?
01:28:58No, no, no.
01:28:59It's okay.
01:29:00It's okay.
01:29:01It's okay.
01:29:02It's okay.
01:29:03It's okay.
01:29:04Do you mind if I steal that seat with you for a moment?
01:29:07What's the Grand Canyon?
01:29:09Not at all.
01:29:10You kids have fun.
01:29:14Bye.
01:29:15Love you.
01:29:20Nick, I'm sure that the surprise is great,
01:29:23but I also have to prepare for my parents' discharge.
01:29:25I have to go to the office.
01:29:27Okay.
01:29:28Just let me give you the surprise.
01:29:35Your mom texted me
01:29:37and said that you needed a break from taking care of them
01:29:40and the company,
01:29:42so I rented this entire place.
01:29:46After all, this is where it all started,
01:29:49you and I.
01:29:52Thank you, Nick.
01:29:53I needed this.
01:29:56May I have the honor?
01:29:59I guess.
01:30:00Yeah.
01:30:05Remember when I said that you're a grumpy, frigid old man?
01:30:09Yeah.
01:30:10I take that back.
01:30:12Remember when I said you were a spoiled princess?
01:30:16Mm-hmm.
01:30:17I take it back, too.
01:30:20We make a pretty good team.
01:30:22Yeah.
01:30:23We make the best team, Alexandra.
01:30:35What a party.
01:30:37Everybody who's anybody is here.
01:30:41Like Amber,
01:30:43the heiress of the biggest tech company in L.A.
01:30:45It isn't just that.
01:30:47Have you heard?
01:30:48She's now with Nick Rivers.
01:30:50Shut up.
01:30:51Nick Rivers?
01:30:52The super-hot billionaire CEO?
01:30:56That's Eva Harris.
01:30:58I heard she's going to be named CEO for a family's business next week.
01:31:01Just look at her dress.
01:31:03And isn't she Nick's childhood sweetheart?
01:31:06Guess Lexi has some competition.
01:31:11Oh, my gosh.
01:31:13She looks so amazing.
01:31:15I've never seen such a beautiful dress.
01:31:17I know, right?
01:31:18Yeah.
01:31:19I mean, look at her.
01:31:21She looks so amazing.
01:31:23I've never seen such a beautiful dress.
01:31:28Glad to see you're here, Eva.
01:31:30Guessing it was a part of your plan to get a $200,000 dress and steal my thunder, huh?
01:31:34I'm really sorry it didn't work out.
01:31:36It's just a stupid dress.
01:31:38What are you being so smug about?
01:31:48What the fuck, Nick?
01:31:52I'm playing the part.
01:31:54You want to surprise her at the end, right?
01:31:57I'm sorry.
01:31:58Oh!
01:31:59My hand must have slipped.
01:32:01It's fine. It's fine, yeah.
01:32:02There's plenty of wine for you to spill on yourself.
01:32:05Also, you don't need to worry about anything being drugged or anything.
01:32:11Enjoy it while you can, Lexi.
01:32:13Just wait until Nick dumps you and ruins your reputation in front of all these people.
01:32:21Everyone, I just want to thank you for coming out to my 28th birthday party.
01:32:25I'm surprised that I made it this far.
01:32:27And ladies and gentlemen, I would like to invite a very special guest up on stage.
01:32:32Eva Harris, my old friend.
01:32:35Heiress of the Harris family.
01:32:40Eva and I have a special surprise for the birthday girl.
01:32:45What do you say, Eva? Should we show them?
01:32:48No time like the present, Nick.
01:32:50All right. Put it on, boys.
01:32:52This is the end of you, bitch.
01:32:54What did you do, Eva?
01:32:56I told that bitch to back off.
01:32:58But she didn't listen.
01:33:00So I laced the wine with Benzo's and had it sent to her pair.
01:33:04Bunch of idiots.
01:33:05I just drugged their wine.
01:33:06So you did drug the wine.
01:33:08Yeah. Yeah, I did.
01:33:11I just wanted to teach her a lesson, you know?
01:33:14Tell her to stay away from my man.
01:33:18You all heard it loud and clear, ladies and gentlemen.
01:33:21Miss Eva Harris has sent a poisoned bottle of wine to my parents
01:33:25in order to hurt me and my family.
01:33:27No. No. It wasn't me. You're lying.
01:33:29Nick, you set me up with this fucking bitch, didn't you?
01:33:32Watch your mouth, Eva.
01:33:34That's my girlfriend you're talking about.
01:33:42Oh.
01:33:45Oh.
01:33:48Oh.
01:33:49My.
01:33:50God.
01:33:51Are you all idiots?
01:33:53Someone get me a towel or something.
01:33:55Oh, no, you guys don't have to worry about getting her anything.
01:33:57Actually, Miss Harris was just headed out, so.
01:34:01I'm gonna kill you, Lexi Ember.
01:34:03Miss Eva Harris, you're under arrest
01:34:06for the malicious injury of Marshall Ember, Paula Ember, and John Rivers.
01:34:12No, that's not me. That's not me.
01:34:13He has the wrong person.
01:34:15I'll take you from here, Miss Ember.
01:34:17I don't want to go to jail.
01:34:19Well, maybe you should have thought about that before hurting my parents.
01:34:21Oh, also, I forgot to mention, that dress is actually, like, a hundred dollars or something like that.
01:34:27What?
01:34:28Ew!
01:34:30Oh, my God!
01:34:31You have to let me change.
01:34:33Oh, my God!
01:34:34Wait, but, Champagne Power, that was quite the surprise.
01:34:37Well, we were hoping to top that.
01:34:41Wait.
01:34:43And this is the stamp I use as CEO of Ember Tech Corporation,
01:34:51and as our gift to you on your 28th birthday.
01:34:56We'd like you to have this.
01:34:58Oh, my God!
01:35:00Are you guys naming me CEO?
01:35:02Your father and I could use a little break,
01:35:04and the days that we were in the hospital proved that you're ready, honey.
01:35:09And when it gets to be a little too much, we know you always have the best help.
01:35:15At your service, my lady.
01:35:19This is the best surprise ever.
01:35:22I wouldn't be so sure about that, darling.
01:35:25Ladies and gentlemen, if I may have your attention one last time,
01:35:29I have a final surprise tonight for the birthday girl.
01:35:33I never thought that I would fall in love.
01:35:39That is, until I met a spoiled heiress with an attitude problem.
01:35:45But I was wrong.
01:35:48About love, and about her.
01:35:54And now I see, Maxie.
01:35:58You are so beautiful, and kind, and caring.
01:36:04You can make me laugh in a million different ways.
01:36:09And once I said that I would rather die than marry you.
01:36:14But now I know that I couldn't live without you.
01:36:20So, I have a question for you, Lexi Ember.
01:36:31Will you marry me?
01:36:37Yes!
01:36:38Yes.
01:36:39Of course I'll marry you, of course.
01:36:43It's a fairytale come true.
01:36:47Mission accomplished.
01:36:57Oh, this is the best surprise ever.
01:37:00For you. Anything.
01:37:03Wait, shouldn't we check the full moon or something?
01:37:08Just shut up and kiss me.
01:37:21Are you ready?
01:37:23Ready.
01:37:25One, two, three!
01:37:29That's a girl?
01:37:30Yes, that's a girl.
01:37:33Okay, come on. Cakes and champagne in the kitchen for everyone.
01:37:43Hey, Samantha. I was thinking maybe we could grab a drink sometime?
01:37:47I'm going to stop you right there.
01:37:48You work for my best friend's husband.
01:37:51We're just friends. I'm never going to date you.
01:37:55All right!
01:38:02All right.
01:38:04Get to work.