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00:00You know me like you were a movie joke
00:02How in your movies everybody go crazy
00:04Hey Ramziya
00:06You know me like you were a movie joke
00:08Come here
00:10Ramzi
00:18Yes Ma'am
00:20Where are you going?
00:22First I did the dishes, then I did the hand wash
00:24Now I'm going to do the laundry
00:26Do whatever you want
00:28I don't want to get caught
00:30I don't want to get caught
00:32I don't want to get caught
00:34I don't want to get caught
00:36I don't want to get caught
00:38I don't want to get caught
00:40I don't want to get caught
00:42I don't want to get caught
00:44I don't want to get caught
00:46I don't want to get caught
00:48I don't want to get caught
00:50I don't want to get caught
00:52I don't want to get caught
00:54I don't want to get caught
00:56These are the days of death
00:58You can't stop the world
01:00You can't stop the world
01:02You can't stop the world
01:08I'm a devil
01:10I'm a devil
01:12I'm a devil
01:14My pride is my weakness
01:16My pride is my weakness
01:18I'm the king of high places
01:20I'm the king of high places
01:22Your kingdom is in your hands
01:24I have milk at home. You are pregnant.
01:26Khusra can burn it, but I can't burn it.
01:28You can tell him whatever you want.
01:30Instead of doing this, you are eating this.
01:32You are committing a crime.
01:34You will bring him back.
01:36I will kill you.
01:38I don't have to do anything for you.
01:40I have to do something for your parents.
01:42When I am angry,
01:44I don't want to talk to anyone.
01:46And your parents,
01:48when I don't come,
01:50they go and beg my mother.
01:52You are pregnant.
01:54If they make a mistake,
01:56we apologize to them.
01:58They go there and beg.
02:00They bring him back,
02:02so that I don't have to beg.
02:04Khusra, make a statement.
02:06I don't have time.
02:08I have to go somewhere.
02:10Make a statement about your parents.
02:12If they don't come to your house,
02:14they will go to someone else.
02:16Mother-in-law.
02:18You are a victim of a misunderstanding.
02:20No one comes here.
02:22No one goes here.
02:24No one comes here.
02:28Mother-in-law,
02:30he wants to talk about his parents.
02:32What happened now?
02:34What is this?
02:36Give it to me.
02:40You come here.
02:42Come here.
02:44Listen.
02:46Yes, brother.
02:48The boy you are looking for,
02:50if he finds you in a wrong house,
02:52you will be in trouble.
02:54I have to get him married.
02:56Who is he?
02:58He is the head of the village.
03:00When we are in trouble,
03:02you come and help us.
03:04You can do whatever you want.
03:06Don't call me alone.
03:08I will take care of everything.
03:10I don't want to be a bum.
03:12You are being punished.
03:14I will take care of everything.
03:16You can take care of everything.
03:18I don't have to worry.
03:20I just need Khura.
03:22Where is Khura?
03:24If you don't like him,
03:26I will go and tell your father
03:28that he is a thief.
03:30I am not afraid of his father.
03:32Don't threaten me.
03:34My boss is not afraid of anyone.
03:36Yesterday, he hit his father
03:38and his body turned blue.
03:40My boss didn't come back.
03:42Tomorrow morning,
03:44he will come back
03:46and beat him up.
03:48I remember.
03:50Yesterday, his father
03:52beat him up with a belt.
03:54His village is like a pig.
03:56He beats his brother with a belt
03:58I beg you.
04:00Please leave us alone.
04:02Let us go somewhere.
04:04Otherwise, we will be robbed.
04:06He is a thief.
04:08He can mess with anyone.
04:10He can mess with me.
04:12I will beat him up.
04:14My village is like a pig.
04:16I will beat him up.
04:18You can beat me up.
04:20He is so shameless.
04:22I am telling you.
04:24Keep your mouth shut.
04:26She is my daughter-in-law.
04:28She is not my daughter-in-law.
04:30She is my daughter-in-law.
04:32She is my daughter-in-law.
04:34She is my daughter-in-law.
04:36She is my daughter-in-law.
04:38She is my daughter-in-law.
04:40She is my daughter-in-law.
04:42She is my daughter-in-law.
04:44She is my daughter-in-law.
04:46She is my daughter-in-law.
04:48She is my daughter-in-law.
04:50She is my daughter-in-law.
04:52She is my daughter-in-law.
04:54Bhutana.
04:56Life is not as good as your family.
04:58What happened?
05:00Why are you getting angry?
05:02Your life is a mess.
05:04If we are going to get married,
05:06you will give us a lot of money.
05:08You will give us a lot of money.
05:10You will give us a lot of money.
05:12You will give us a lot of money.
05:14The people who are getting married,
05:16they don't look good.
05:18They look good.
05:20The people who are getting married,
05:22they don't look good.
05:24They don't look good.
05:26They don't look good.
05:28They don't look good.
05:30They don't look good.
05:32They don't look good.
05:34They don't look good.
05:36They don't look good.
05:38They don't look good.
05:40They don't look good.
05:42They don't look good.
05:44They don't look good.
05:46They don't look good.
05:48They don't look good.
05:50Come here.
05:52Now,
05:54who is going to talk nonsense?
05:56Sir, can you start the nonsense
05:58or should I start it?
06:00Shut up.
06:02I will tell you what to do.
06:04One pot is full of water.
06:06Get me a Rambha.
06:08Why are you forcing us?
06:10We will give you a Rambha.
06:12We will give you a pot full of water.
06:14We will give you a pot full of water.
06:16We will give you a pot full of water.
06:18Why are you asking for a Rambha?
06:20I am thirsty.
06:22Get lost.
06:24He is not giving us water.
06:26My mother-in-law took Rambha
06:28to someone's house.
06:30She doesn't know that she is
06:32sitting in someone's house.
06:34She is thirsty.
06:36Thank God, your mother-in-law is not thirsty.
06:38She doesn't move.
06:40Her mother-in-law is thirsty.
06:42You look like enemies.
06:44Rambha, will you give us a pot full of water?
06:46You are like a monkey.
06:48I won't be your monkey.
06:50I will make it more beautiful.
06:52When the water will come in the pot,
06:54I will pour water
06:56in your house.
06:58You will have a pot full of water.
07:00You will have a pot full of water.
07:02You are asking for a lot.
07:04I will give you a pot full of water.
07:06I will give you a pot full of water.
07:08Get lost.
07:10Why do we have to
07:12clean the house?
07:14Why do we have to
07:16clean the house?
07:18Why do we have to
07:20clean the house?
07:22Why do we have to
07:24clean the house?
07:26Why do we have to
07:28clean the house?
07:30Why do we have to
07:32clean the house?
07:34Why do we have to
07:36clean the house?
07:38Why do we have to
07:40clean the house?
07:42Let's sit here.
07:44Yes, come here.
07:46Come here.
07:50You are a thief.
07:52If you come here, you will be robbed.
07:54It's okay. This is Kuki's house.
07:56We will come here.
07:58Either you rob us or we rob you.
08:00Come here.
08:02Uncle Kuki.
08:04Uncle Kuki.
08:06Come outside.
08:08Why did you come outside?
08:10We are the thieves.
08:12If you come here,
08:14either you rob us or we rob you.
08:16You are a scoundrel.
08:18You are a scoundrel.
08:20We are not here
08:22to blame you.
08:24You are talking nonsense.
08:26We are not here
08:28to blame you.
08:30We are not here to blame you.
08:32Uncle Kuki,
08:34we are not here to fight with you.
08:36Either you rob us or we rob you.
08:38Who is this scoundrel
08:40who stole our food?
08:42She is a beautiful woman.
08:44She stole your food.
08:46I see.
08:48She is a Pakistani.
08:50She is a beautiful woman.
08:52Yes.
08:54She is the pride of Pakistan.
08:56Yes.
08:58She is the pride of Pakistan.
09:00She is greedy.
09:02If you come here,
09:04you will be robbed.
09:06We are not here to rob you.
09:08We are here to blame you.
09:10You are the one who robbed us.
09:12If you had not come here,
09:14I would have gone to the police station
09:16and given you a statement.
09:18You can give us a statement.
09:20We are not thieves.
09:22We are hungry.
09:24The dog is poisoned.
09:26You can take his food.
09:28I have no objection.
09:30I am ready to take your food.
09:32The fee is Rs.5000.
09:34Keep it under my pillow.
09:36He is a scoundrel.
09:38He does not have a dog or a hookah.
09:40How can I give you so much money?
09:42You can take Rs.100.
09:44Listen to me.
09:46I cannot take half of the fee
09:48because of your hookah.
09:50If you want to give us money,
09:52it is okay.
09:54You can take half of the money.
09:56You can take half of the money.
09:58You can take half of the money.
10:00I will go to the police station
10:02You don't have to go to the police station.
10:04We will give you Rs.100.
10:06We don't want Rs.100.
10:08You can give us Rs.100.
10:10We will give you Rs.100.
10:12You can take half of the money.
10:14Okay.
10:16You can go to the doctor.
10:18You can talk to him.
10:20You can give us Rs.100.
10:22You can go to the doctor.
10:24You can go to the doctor.
10:26You can go to the doctor.
10:32Hey, man.
10:34You can take half of the money.
10:36But you can give us the fee.
10:38We will give you the money.
10:40You can take half of the money.
10:42We will give you the fee.
10:44I don't have time for this.
10:48Shokia.
10:50Let's talk to Bhutra.
10:52Billo is here.
10:54Let's go.
10:56Billo.
10:58Yes.
11:00How are you?
11:02I am fine.
11:04Did you know that we were robbed?
11:06We didn't know that you were robbed.
11:08Do you have any doubts?
11:10I don't have any doubts.
11:12We know everything.
11:14You know everything?
11:16Who is your thief?
11:18He is Ramzi's son.
11:20He is not Ramzi's son.
11:22He is your son.
11:24Don't say that, mother.
11:26He has loved you very much.
11:28He has loved you very much.
11:30He helps you.
11:32He helps you by poverty.
11:34He helps you by poverty.
11:36He helps you by poverty.
11:38He helps you by poverty.
11:40How much is the rent?
11:42How much is the rent?
11:44Rs. 15000.
11:46Say it again.
11:48Rs. 15000?
11:50Yes.
11:52If you want to study, we'll give you free food, you can ask for a hundred from them.
11:54Okay.
11:55We'll talk to you later, take care of yourself.
11:57Okay.
11:58If you're interested, let me know.
12:05What's the matter? Tell me.
12:07What's the matter?
12:08You're creating a scene every day,
12:10and you've come to your house with Sugriya's mother.
12:12You're so cunning.
12:15Now you've come to Delhi,
12:16you've seen her face,
12:17you've seen her feet,
12:18you've begged her,
12:19but she didn't listen.
12:20Now you're going to get a divorce.
12:21I don't need her,
12:22I don't want to talk to her.
12:23I've brought her with me.
12:27Yes, I'm fine.
12:28Yes, I'm fine here.
12:30You're a fool,
12:31your son's wife,
12:32Sugriya's daughter,
12:33and you want to marry my daughter.
12:35Be strong,
12:36it's your daughter's fault.
12:38She doesn't know the language.
12:40There's nothing to be strong about.
12:41My daughter's language is like this.
12:43If you want to marry my daughter,
12:45then marry her.
12:46If you don't want to marry her,
12:47then divorce my daughter.
12:49I'm tired of listening to you every day.
12:51If you do this,
12:52we'll make a decision.
12:54What decision?
12:55I'm telling you,
12:56this dog won't be able to digest the rice pudding.
12:58Uncle,
12:59I'll go home
13:00after giving my grandson
13:01a good beating.
13:03I'll give my grandson a good beating.
13:04You can have this tea too.
13:05Do you see this?
13:06In this house,
13:07there's no respect
13:08for the younger one
13:09or the elder one.
13:10This isn't our tea,
13:12this is your tea.
13:14Uncle,
13:15why shouldn't I respect you?
13:16You both live together,
13:17and I'll live with my parents.
13:18You don't understand.
13:19Whenever your grandson makes a mistake,
13:21you start arguing with me.
13:23Even now,
13:24you're taking your grandson's side.
13:25When I got beaten up,
13:26you didn't listen to me.
13:28Dogs will keep barking at you.
13:29Don't hit him.
13:30Don't hit him.
13:31Stop it.
13:32I'll keep barking like a dog.
13:33From now on,
13:34the barking of a dog will stop.
13:35Listen to me,
13:36my daughter.
13:37These houses
13:38aren't good.
13:39Your parents
13:40won't give you a good education.
13:42They'll tell you
13:43to live here.
13:44It's a good place to live.
13:45Do you listen to your sister?
13:47She's always following us
13:48like we live on the streets.
13:50She's always telling us
13:51to live here.
13:52It's her right.
13:53You can do whatever you want
13:54with your house.
13:55Okay?
13:56My grandson
13:57won't live here.
13:58If your grandson
13:59didn't get married,
14:00my daughter
14:01wouldn't get married either.
14:02My daughter
14:03wouldn't get married either.
14:04She's fat.
14:05She can't even stand on her feet.
14:06God knows
14:07if my grandson gets married
14:08or not.
14:09My grandson
14:10won't get married.
14:11This is a matter of interest.
14:12This is a matter of interest.
14:13You should be careful.
14:14Your heart
14:15is big.
14:16You should think before you give me a proposal.
14:19I have nothing to worry about.
14:21I'll give you a good son.
14:22I'm your daughter.
14:23I'll give you a good son.
14:24You cheat me
14:25by asking me to give you a good son
14:26when I'm old and with horns.
14:27It doesn't matter.
14:28It doesn't matter.
14:29You can bring
14:30Halwa.
14:31You can bring Semolina.
14:32You can bring Flaxseed
14:33and Fala and other kinds.
14:34You can bring Fala and other kinds.
14:35I'll decide
14:36how you'll get married.
14:37I'll go to your house
14:38and make everything ready for you.
14:39I'll make you wear your clothes
14:40and at the end
14:41I'll send you a good son.
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22:27We are very thankful to God that we are able to complete this task.
22:41Ramji, what is this Puri going for?
22:47Uncle, this is the theft of the Shaukars.
22:51No, no Abba, I don't know anything about this theft.
22:55Either you steal our car or you leave our car.
22:58You are a thief, how can you leave us?
23:00Hey ghost, keep the car here, I will give it to the police station.
23:03What happened to him? I don't do this kind of work.
23:06Hurry up, I won't steal your car now.
23:11You can steal our car as much as you want.
23:13I will sell the car and get the money.
23:25Ghost, don't put your hand in the pot.
23:31Don't stop me now, it's burning.
23:39Why are you sitting here?
23:41Remove the pot from the fire and keep it on uncle's hand.
23:44Yes, son, I am removing it.
23:49Oh, I am dead.
23:50Uncle's face is burning.
23:52Hey ghost, what happened?
23:54I don't think he is a ghost, he is just a boy.
24:00What is in this?
24:01Abba, someone told me to keep the black snake in the pot.
24:07After a year, it becomes a Manaka.
24:09That Manaka is worth lakhs of rupees.
24:12I have kept the black snake in this.
24:15I said I will serve him for a year.
24:17I will collect the Manaka and release him.
24:19You didn't collect the Manaka, his Manaka broke.
24:22Chotu Phalak Shero, what you are saying is not true.
24:26Send my son to the hospital.
24:28He has reached where he has to reach.
24:31The black snake is inside him.
24:33He can't even remove the pot.
24:35Hey, he is going to die.
24:36Let's go.