It's Showtime: Meme Vice, TUWANG-TUWA kay searchee Jam! (EXpecially For You)

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00:00This is Searchy No. 1.

00:02Reveal!

00:11Hello!

00:12What's up, Madlung people!

00:14I'm Jam, 22 years old,

00:16the multimedia artist of Pasay City.

00:20Beautiful!

00:21Hello!

00:23So, where did you go?

00:25Over there.

00:27Over there.

00:29She's been in Pasay City recently.

00:30She's beautiful.

00:31Her skin is beautiful.

00:32She was endorsed by Chin Sung Soon in 1962.

00:35Her way of speaking is beautiful.

00:37What's up, Madlung people!

00:39Are you Chinese?

00:40Yes.

00:42What's your percentage?

00:43Pure.

00:45So, where do you buy groceries?

00:46Pure Gold?

00:49What's your surname?

00:51San.

00:52Jam San.

00:54Jam Sam?

00:55Jam San?

00:56Jamila San.

00:57Samila San.

00:59S-A-N, S-A-N.

01:01S-A-N.

01:02Samila San.

01:04Okay.

01:05How old are you, Jam?

01:06I'm 22 years old.

01:0722 years old.

01:08Are you studying?

01:09I'm graduating this October.

01:10Which school?

01:11From the LaSalle College of St. Benilde.

01:13Wow!

01:18The LaSalle College of St. Benilde.

01:20There are a lot of people there.

01:21Yes.

01:23I used to know a lot of people there.

01:26They're always drunk on Thursdays.

01:28Yes.

01:30They don't go to school.

01:31Oh, they don't go to school.

01:32Is your school already built?

01:34No, it's still under construction.

01:36Why did you ask that?

01:37Because...

01:38Benilde.

01:39Benilde!

01:47Their school has an escalator.

01:49Why?

01:50Right?

01:51Yes, there's an escalator.

01:52Like a mall.

01:54There's an escalator.

01:56There's also a hold-up at your school.

01:59No?

02:00No, there isn't.

02:01Your school sucks.

02:03Our school has one.

02:06Your school is boring.

02:08No thrill?

02:09Yes.

02:10Is there something that's bothering your school?

02:12No, there isn't.

02:13Your school sucks.

02:15No thrill?

02:16Yes.

02:17You call that a thrill?

02:18Yes.

02:19I might just sleep on your props.

02:21Just kidding.

02:22Benilde is beautiful.

02:24Yes.

02:26What's your major?

02:27Multimedia Arts.

02:29Can you show us how it's pronounced?

02:31How?

02:32Multimedia Arts.

02:34Multimedia Arts.

02:38And you're graduating in October.

02:40Yes, sir.

02:42You can work here at ABS-CN.

02:45Don't do that.

02:46There are still a lot of people who got fired.

02:50Those who got fired haven't returned yet.

02:52Of course, we'll prioritize those who got fired.

02:56That's true.

02:58Sorry.

03:00Those who got retrenched.

03:01Of course, we'll prioritize those who got retrenched.

03:03And we'll increase the number of retrenched students.

03:06And he's still studying.

03:09But you're welcome here at ABS-CN.

03:10Actually, we have a lot of OJT students.

03:12Yes.

03:13There they are.

03:14There, look.

03:15There are a lot of OJT students, but they're just chatting.

03:17They're not really observing.

03:19They're just taking pictures of the shoes of the artists.

03:22And they're talking to each other.

03:23But they're not really learning anything.

03:26Just kidding.

03:27No, thank you.

03:28Those OJT students are a big help.

03:30Those are the ones who teach the titles of our music.

03:33Correct.

03:35Thank you, guys.

03:36And when they dry run, they dry run for us.

03:40OJT students, thank you very much.

03:42You have a role here in our house.

03:46And I hope you're really learning something.

03:49You're just playing around and gossiping about us.

03:53You're looking at how we interact with each other.

03:57In the chat group.

03:58Tomorrow, the whole PLM will know.

04:01Oh, it looks like Bay and Ayon didn't really get together yesterday.

04:04Like that.

04:06Oh, they didn't close their jackets.

04:08They're just playing around.

04:09Oh, like that.

04:10The FAU already knows.

04:12Like that.

04:14Oh, yeah.

04:15Sean is really strong.

04:19Congratulations.

04:20I can't imagine.

04:21Your parents are so happy for you.

04:23You're about to have a baby girl.

04:26Do you have a boyfriend already?

04:27None.

04:28Right now, none.

04:29None?

04:30Never ever?

04:31Oh, two.

04:32Two.

04:33When was the last time?

04:34Last year.

04:37Do you have any pick-up line for third?

04:38Wow.

04:39Hey!

04:41Why are you speaking English in the middle of the night?

04:43I need it.

04:44So when you go to FAU, you just text?

04:49Wow.

04:50Do you have any further questions?

04:52Hey, you're not supposed to talk to me like that.

04:55There's a hiccup.

04:56Yes, you text me,

04:57How are you?

04:59You're making fun of me.

05:01You should be built in English.

05:03Just let it be.

05:04Remember, your school is not yet over.

05:07You're built.

05:08Yeah.

05:09What do you have to say there?

05:10Come on.

05:13Come on, tell us.

05:14We're here to listen.

05:15Oh, my God.

05:16Awesome.

05:18Listen?

05:19We're here to listen.

05:20What?

05:21Third, right?

05:22Third?

05:23What's third?

05:24There's an H.

05:25Third.

05:26My God.

05:27That's how it is.

05:28Isn't it nice to have rice?

05:29That's how it is.

05:31Say third.

05:32The name spelled with T, with an H, with an I, with an R, with a T.

05:37Third.

05:39Okay.

05:40Third.

05:41Soft T-H.

05:42Third.

05:43Third.

05:44Okay, you have to articulate.

05:45Say it again.

05:46Use your articulators.

05:47Open your mouth.

05:49Open your mouth.

05:52Say ah.

05:55Say eh.

05:58Say ih.

06:01You have to feel that you are stressing the vowel.

06:04Say ih.

06:07Say oh.

06:10Not ah.

06:11It's oh.

06:14Say ooh.

06:16Ooh.

06:21There should be a tear coming from here.

06:24Ooh.

06:25Why is there a tear coming from here?

06:27It's dyspepsia.

06:29Why is your hand on his H?

06:31Why is it on his H?

06:32There.

06:37That's what you call unconditional love.

06:44We're just joking.

06:45It's okay.

06:46We know that you're a smart kid.

06:50Are you a rocket?

06:52That's beautiful.

06:54Are you a rocket?

06:58Are you a rocket?

07:00Why?

07:01It's faster than our boat.

07:06Where does the boat go?

07:13Again.

07:14Again.

07:15Are you a rocket?

07:16Why?

07:17No.

07:18The answer is,

07:19Are you a rocket?

07:20The answer is,

07:21Why?

07:22You.

07:23That was beautiful.

07:24Jump with me.

07:25Reciprocate.

07:26Do it again.

07:27Jump once more, girl.

07:28Are you a rocket?

07:29Why?

07:33Pass it on.

07:34Pass it on.

07:35Admit it.

07:36You were listening.

07:39You're compatible.

07:41One more time with feelings.

07:42This is it.

07:43Go, Jam.

07:44Are you a rocket?

07:45Why?

07:46Because I want to launch with you.

07:50That's right.

07:52Launching.

07:53Launching.

07:55Are you a rocket?

07:57Rocket?

07:58That's explosive.

08:01Yes.

08:02I can't do that.

08:05Leave your hair in the air.

08:08Where is it?

08:11Thank you, Jam.

08:12That's so cute.

08:13Who taught you how to do the pick-up line?

08:17Myself.

08:18You're talking to yourself.

08:21Thank her.

08:23Say hi to yourself.

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