Film Gorillas
Film Gorillas
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00:00:30We're going where the sun shines, we're going where the sun shines,
00:00:59brightly. We're going where the sea is blue, we've seen it in the movies, now let's see if it's true.
00:01:11Everybody has a summer holiday, doing things they always wanted to, so we're going on a summer holiday
00:01:24to make our dreams come true for me and you.
00:01:46I always say there's nothing like a beautiful English summer's day, and this is certainly
00:01:50nothing like one. Come on Cyril in seven days we'll be on our holiday. Seven more
00:01:54days and we'll be on a holiday. Very well put Edwin. Where are we going to anyway?
00:01:58Steve my boy I've got it all worked out. Yeah? Assuming we can hitchhike free to
00:02:03the French Riviera and take it into account present price is there and the
00:02:06sum total of our savings we'll be able to stay there for three whole luxurious
00:02:10hours. Very funny ha ha look but seriously fellas what are we gonna do? I
00:02:15don't know I think Don's got something up his sleeve. Yeah? His arm.
00:02:32I've got it. Got what? This bus. London Transport said okay. Okay? Okay to what?
00:02:41Okay to use this bus for transport on a holiday. They're with it. With what? With
00:02:47the plan I outlined to them today. What plan? That's right what plan? If we can do
00:02:54it once they'll back us all the way. Look can you explain in words of one
00:02:59syllable exactly what you're talking about? Listen you nuts I've persuaded
00:03:03London Transport lend us this old bus. We fix it up like a mobile hotel. This year
00:03:08we live in it take it to the south of France. Then next year we'll be ready to
00:03:11take paying passengers. The sky's the limit. Isn't that great? One thing we've got to do the
00:03:19fixing. That's all we've got to do? That's all we've got to do. Oh come on we got
00:03:24plenty of time. Plenty of time? Seven whole days? It's easy when you got
00:03:28friends we'll get some of the fellas to help us come on.
00:03:38Jonathan come here. Bud come on we've got news for you. Come on.
00:03:50Fellas, fellas. Look fellas how would you like the unique opportunity of doing seven days
00:03:56overtime with no pay? They sound very keen. Look seriously fellas we're in a bit of
00:04:03a jam. You see we've just... Seven days to our holiday and there's such a lot to do.
00:04:10Come on fellas it's up to you. We're in an office to get us out of this spot. Are
00:04:18you with us or not?
00:04:24Six days to our holiday and the bus should look like new. Shiny bright as a
00:04:32birthday gift. Give it a real facelift and it's body the sheen of a top beauty
00:04:39queen. Five more days just five more days to fix up dozens of things. Let's spring
00:04:48clean it from front to rear. Yes I've cleaned all the springs. Four days to our
00:04:55holiday and we know before we're through our bus will be safer than any bank.
00:05:01Tough as an army tank we will check everywhere though it's hard to get there.
00:05:10Three days to our holiday and those sunny skies of blue. By the time that it
00:05:18leaves our shed our bus will be bright red and we know that we will. Paint Paris
00:05:25steel. Two days to our holiday all of the inside to do. So this old London bus can
00:05:35pass as a hotel first class. We'll make everything fit. Including... Ah yes that's it.
00:05:44One more day just one more day so we must not waste an hour. Come on let's get
00:05:51the plumbing in. Cold blimey what a shower. Off we go on our holiday and it's you we have to thank.
00:06:03Fellas fellas fellas we just like to say that on behalf of the four of us that
00:06:08well we'd never have made it without you would we chaps? No. It just goes to show you can't do
00:06:13without friends. No we promise we won't forget you. We'll send you postcards. So long chaps.
00:06:21See you see you fellas. Thanks. Cheers. See you fellas. Thanks for everything.
00:06:33Who forgot to fill the tank?
00:06:37All aboard!
00:06:49We're all going on a summer holiday. No more working for a week or two.
00:06:56Fun and laughter on a summer holiday. No more worries for me or you.
00:07:04For a week or two. We're going where the sun shines brightly. We're going where the sea is blue.
00:07:14We've seen it in the movies. Now let's see if it's true.
00:07:22Everybody has a summer holiday. Doing things they always wanted to.
00:07:29So we're going on a summer holiday. To make our dreams come true.
00:07:37For me and you.
00:07:41Hey what's up sir? Well look at that thing ahead of us. What is it? I don't know but it shouldn't be on the road.
00:08:03What's the matter? Oops. Look at that. Why doesn't he stop hooting his horn? There's plenty of room to pass.
00:08:09Oh don't take any notice of them. You know what they say about French drivers. In a London bus.
00:08:15Oh but they won't stop. He thinks you want to pass. He can't see us for baggage. I'll have to get alongside.
00:08:24What's the French word for wheel? A wheel? What's the matter with the English word? Because they're probably French.
00:08:31Roux. Roux that's the French word for wheel.
00:08:37What's he say? Roux that's French for road. It's as much our roux as it is yours. What else did you get for Christmas?
00:08:50We're just trying to save. Will you please get out of our way?
00:08:56We'll go and see how the girls are while I see what the bus is doing. Oh the girls. Yeah let's go and see how they are.
00:09:07Well they look alright. Women. Everything they say about women drivers is true. Of all the stupid idiotic dangerous.
00:09:18Women drivers indeed. It's people like you that shouldn't be allowed on the road.
00:09:23I'm Cyril. I'm Sandy. We just want to let you know. If you'd been watching where you're going instead of shouting at us all the time we'd never have met.
00:09:32Sandy don't be beastly to them. It wasn't their fault was it? Steve. Steve Jones. I'm Angie. Glad to know you Charlie.
00:09:39I would just like to say miss that the accident would have been far more serious had it not been for your superb driving and very quick thinking.
00:09:46Oh glad that didn't go unnoticed. You certainly didn't mean any harm did you? Cyril. I'm Cyril. He's Edwin. Oh yes of course Edwin.
00:09:55Oh it's my favourite name. Really? Anyone hurt? Hey what's the damage? Well the light and the radiator but we should make it to Paris.
00:10:01Great. Hey but your car doesn't look so hot. What hit you? Maybe it's lucky for you that we stopped. Now you can travel in comfort.
00:10:09We're not going on a London bus if that's what you had in mind. Well you're not going to get very far on your holiday in this thing.
00:10:15We're not going on a holiday. We're on our way to an engagement. We're a singing trio and we're on our way to our latest and greatest engagement.
00:10:22In six days. It's our first job. Singers. Well that's great. We can have you wherever you want to be in a couple of days.
00:10:28Paris. Cannes. Nice. Athens. Athens. Athens? I think it's conference time gentlemen. Ladies excuse us a moment.
00:10:37You start the ignition. We'll give it a push. Come on. Hey if we go as far as Athens maybe I can drive. Yeah maybe Edwin. Maybe.
00:10:47Yeah well those in favour of taking the girls? Edwin? Oh. Let's go.
00:10:55Good news girls. My board of directors and myself have unanimously agreed to take you all to Athens in the company coach as our guests.
00:11:03You could have saved the board meeting. We're not hitchhikers. We've got transport of our own.
00:11:08Look take it from me. We're all expert mechanics and well this car's a write off. Now how do you know? You haven't even looked at it.
00:11:14Yes the least you can do is look at it. Very well gentlemen. Let's look at it.
00:11:19What's it going to do? Just don't take any notice.
00:11:25What are you doing?
00:11:32Angie? Get out. Come on. Come on.
00:11:56The bush upon the rotor pump is pushed into the floater sump.
00:12:02It's wearing out the trunnion teeth by bearing on the cog beneath.
00:12:08Which means in terms of tension swings the seams of your suspension springs and cyclic thirds are set apart.
00:12:17In very simple words dear ladies your car won't start.
00:12:24So we're making this offer. Ride with us. Come ride with us. Through the countryside with us.
00:12:32Four of us has every comfort in sight. We are pleading please let us take you for a ride.
00:12:41Now look what you've done.
00:12:54Listen. Do you mind?
00:13:00To try to wrench the gyrosphere without a bench would take all year.
00:13:07Don't risk it. Like that on the road the brisket feed line might explode.
00:13:11Ball valves pass a hyper trend. There's something nasty around the bank.
00:13:14The lubricant is running slow.
00:13:16To put it very frankly ladies your car won't go.
00:13:22So ride with us. Come ride with us. Better be allied with us.
00:13:28Here's an offer that is quite bona fide. We are pleading please let us take you for a ride.
00:13:58Oh!
00:14:05Oh!
00:14:15What do you think he's doing?
00:14:18Here you are. Thank you.
00:14:20Come along.
00:14:23Hey!
00:14:44Oh!
00:15:10You know I shouldn't be surprised. That gasket hood looks pulverized.
00:15:13The shocking coil is now reversed. So first you'd boil and then you'd burst.
00:15:16Compression peaks would soon distend. The leak that leaks in your big head.
00:15:18The nasty coke has got to hit you round the choke adjustment switch.
00:15:21The fizz that's fouled is dynamite. You're cutting out the parking light.
00:15:24Don't promise. Shake your oxide brick. You're getting a new drum.
00:15:27In fact make no mistake. You've really had it tough.
00:15:34So ride with us. Come ride with us. Come ride with us. Come ride with us.
00:15:41Past the forest and the riverside. Take a tour with us that's really nationwide.
00:15:50For as guys we're really qualified. There's no need to look terrified.
00:15:56Oh when you reply he will say why not? We are just what the doctor specified.
00:16:02We are waiting. Please let us take you for a ride with us. Ride with us.
00:16:17Please let us take you for a ride.
00:16:31Our office is still open. Girls I think it's time for a conference.
00:16:36Excuse us. I think the problem is quite simple.
00:16:42Do we take a nice fast train to Athens that will get us there on time?
00:16:46Or shall we risk it in a rickety old London bus with four strange boys?
00:16:51Those in favour of the nice fast train.
00:16:56Load the bus boys. Here we come.
00:17:00We're all going on a summer holiday.
00:17:25Look we're staying in Paris as long as it takes to repair the bus. That's all.
00:17:41A few hours at the most.
00:17:43It's been like a lifetime.
00:17:50Oh I feel so cool.
00:18:32Sandy. Yes.
00:18:34I've never met a singer before. You must have.
00:18:37Well not a professional I mean. Well you can't really call me a professional. I've never been paid.
00:18:42I bet you've got a lovely voice. It's not really good enough to be a solo.
00:18:46But in the dream you don't notice it so much. I bet I'd notice it anywhere.
00:18:51Would you?
00:18:59So then we decided to call ourselves Do Re Mi.
00:19:03I thought of that to like it.
00:19:06I think a good name for an act is very important. I think a good name for an act is very important.
00:19:10Yes I've heard that.
00:19:13Of course I heard it. I said it.
00:19:25Hey Charlie has anyone ever told you that you are the most beautiful girl I've ever seen.
00:19:30Do you call everyone Charlie? No only the people I dig.
00:19:33Why Charlie? I don't know. It's a up name. Happy you know what I mean.
00:19:38Oh like good time Charlie. Yeah that's right.
00:19:41Do you like mine Angie?
00:19:43Oh I think it's the most Charlie.
00:19:59Hi. Everything well done? Everything's fine.
00:20:02I know I know but we've got to get going.
00:20:05Well you do want to get to Athens.
00:20:07Yeah he's right. Let's go. Come on. Where's Steve?
00:20:25Let's see you play come on. Go.
00:20:32Hey look out.
00:20:42Thank you.
00:20:44Oh come on we've got to go.
00:20:47Yeah. Yeah.
00:20:49All right we must get out in about five minutes.
00:20:55Come on.
00:21:15Come on.
00:21:30Come on.
00:21:43Yeah.
00:21:53Time to go.
00:21:57Come on let's get out of here.
00:22:19Not too loud. You must have disturbed the neighbors.
00:22:23Don where did you get to tonight?
00:22:25Oh I went to a cafe near the garage. Had a great meal.
00:22:28Food. Of course food. I knew we'd forgotten something. Food.
00:22:30Girls. I'm hungry. To the kitchen.
00:22:32I'll do the table.
00:22:34I'd like to start off with some lovely French onion soup.
00:22:37Followed by a roasted duck in orange sauce.
00:22:39Finish it with a grape of Suzette.
00:22:41Well you'll have baked beans.
00:22:43With an egg on top.
00:22:45And like it. Now turn off the music and help me lay the table. Come on.
00:22:48Well watch it. Mind the disc.
00:22:51Look out back there. We're coming to a railway crossing.
00:22:54Oh.
00:22:56Edwin.
00:22:58Not me this time.
00:23:03Hey what was that?
00:23:04I think we got mice.
00:23:05King size mice.
00:23:08I think we'd better find out who's up there.
00:23:10Girls. Stay down here.
00:23:11Boys. Let's take a look.
00:23:12You take a look.
00:23:14Oh come on.
00:23:15Let me.
00:23:23It's a boy.
00:23:26Yeah. He looks frightened.
00:23:29Hey. What do you know? Our first stowaway.
00:23:33All right Joe. What's it all about?
00:23:35Maybe he doesn't understand English.
00:23:37I'll speak French.
00:23:39Parlez-vous Francais?
00:23:41I lost Charlie.
00:23:46Ask him where he comes from.
00:23:47Oui.
00:23:50Oh leave him alone. Can't you see he's scared.
00:23:52Yes. Poor little boy. He can't be more than 14.
00:23:55Well he should be able to talk.
00:23:56He's probably hungry.
00:23:57But he can't understand.
00:23:58You watch.
00:23:59Manger. Manger.
00:24:01Yes. That settles it. No more questions till he's had something to eat.
00:24:07You're English.
00:24:09American.
00:24:11How old are you?
00:24:14Fourteen.
00:24:15Have you run away from home?
00:24:17Oh I haven't got a home.
00:24:19Oh. Did you want to ride on the bus?
00:24:22Well where do you want to get to?
00:24:23We'll go to Athens.
00:24:24That's where I want to go.
00:24:26Oh well you eat your meal and we'll see what we can do.
00:24:32I think we ought to bury the scraps outside. Cyril?
00:24:36And we'll get the sleeping bags ready.
00:24:38Have you finished?
00:24:43Cyril.
00:24:44What are we going to do Don?
00:24:45Well we can't leave him here that's for sure.
00:24:47Perhaps we could drop him off at the next police station.
00:24:49No. If we do that we're bound to get tired with French red tape for at least a month.
00:24:53Well maybe he's run away from home.
00:24:55You said he hasn't got a home.
00:24:56Probably just a hitchhiker. There are dozens of them all over.
00:24:58Well we've got to make up our minds quickly.
00:25:00Because that's what it is we're pushed for time.
00:25:01To get to Athens?
00:25:02Yeah. We've got to rush through France, Switzerland, Austria.
00:25:05And then we've got two days for Yugoslavia and Greece.
00:25:07That means we get to Athens by Saturday.
00:25:09Do we take him?
00:25:11Crazy.
00:25:13Bury these Edwin.
00:25:17Well looks like you got yourself a ride. What's your name?
00:25:19Bob.
00:25:20Bobby.
00:25:21Welcome aboard Bobby. My name's Don.
00:25:22Steve.
00:25:23Sandy.
00:25:24I'm Cyril.
00:25:25Angie.
00:25:26Lindsay.
00:25:27Hello.
00:25:28The one outside Edwin.
00:25:29Listen we'd better turn in. We've got an early start tomorrow morning.
00:25:30Goodnight girls.
00:25:31Goodnight boys.
00:25:32Goodnight.
00:25:33You stay here with us.
00:25:36Goodnight.
00:25:47Do you always sleep with all your clothes on?
00:25:49Yes. Goodnight.
00:26:06How does this sound?
00:26:15Dear mummy, France is fable.
00:26:18We've picked up lots of culture. Love Sandy.
00:26:20That's fine Sandy.
00:26:21How about this one to Ken?
00:26:23Dear Ken, the world is beautiful.
00:26:25Things really swing when you travel by bus.
00:26:28The sky is bluer, the sun is brighter, and the girls are lovelier.
00:26:32Signed, Don.
00:26:33Hey that's sheer poetry man.
00:26:35Yeah but not very accurate.
00:26:37We've been sitting here for nearly an hour and I've not seen one lovely girl yet.
00:26:40Oh yeah?
00:26:41Present company excluded.
00:26:48How about them?
00:26:50They're lovely.
00:26:51Oh they're lovely.
00:26:52What you guys don't understand is that beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
00:26:56And when you're travelling you're very beholden.
00:26:59Yeah.
00:27:00Every girl is a beautiful girl when you're a stranger in town.
00:27:10And every chick looks so cute and slick when you're all alone and low down.
00:27:21And then a smile will open the door and in a little while you'll be a stranger no more.
00:27:32But till then every girl is a beautiful girl when you're a stranger in any town.
00:27:45Bonjour Madame.
00:29:15And then a smile will open the door and in a little while you'll be a stranger no more.
00:29:35And then a smile will open the door and in a little while you'll be a stranger no more.
00:29:53But till then every girl is a beautiful girl when you're a stranger.
00:30:02Your heart is in danger when you're a stranger in town.
00:30:10Whoa!
00:30:13But I was...
00:30:15Oh women!
00:30:17Hooray!
00:30:20Careful.
00:30:22Hang on to that.
00:30:23Coming down.
00:30:24Oh you are messy.
00:30:26Edwin!
00:30:27Edwin put me down!
00:30:28Idiot!
00:30:33Bonjour.
00:30:34Bonjour Monsieur.
00:30:35Un telephone Monsieur.
00:30:37Un telephone.
00:30:38Un telephone.
00:30:44Monsieur Monsieur.
00:30:45Ah Monsieur.
00:30:46Merci.
00:30:49Hotel Napoleon.
00:30:50Paris.
00:30:51Person to person.
00:30:52Mrs. Winters.
00:30:53Oui.
00:30:58A TV show of her own.
00:30:59Ten weeks.
00:31:00Top money.
00:31:01And what does she do?
00:31:02She runs out of here someplace without even signing a contract.
00:31:04Children these days don't know how to spell gratitude.
00:31:06You did say she could have a holiday.
00:31:08She's a star.
00:31:09A star can't just loaf around for ten weeks.
00:31:11A star must work and work and work.
00:31:13She's worked all her life.
00:31:14Supported the three of us since she was four years old.
00:31:17She had a childhood that any other child would envy.
00:31:19While other girls were filling their heads with algebra and geometry,
00:31:22she was learning practical things.
00:31:24Like how to slip past the hotel clerk.
00:31:27Oh, we traveled everywhere.
00:31:29Running away from creditors.
00:31:31So she got to see the country, didn't she?
00:31:33At that speed.
00:31:35I don't want to speak to anyone.
00:31:37Oh, how could she do this to me?
00:31:39When I get hold of her, I'll give her a lesson she'll never forget.
00:31:43Hi honey, how are you?
00:31:45I'll say to her, miss.
00:31:46Sure.
00:31:47Who is it?
00:31:48Barbara.
00:31:49Barbara, baby, what are you doing to me?
00:31:53Oh, I just hope I never have to spend another night like last night.
00:31:56Sick with fear and worry to death.
00:31:58Where are you?
00:31:59Never mind where I am, mother.
00:32:01I only called to let you know how I was and so you wouldn't worry.
00:32:04But baby, where are you?
00:32:06I'm not going to tell you where I am.
00:32:08What do you mean you're not going to tell me where you are?
00:32:10I'm your mother. I have a right to know.
00:32:13Just a minute, honey. There's someone at the door.
00:32:16Get on the other phone quick and have them trace this call.
00:32:20Now, Barbara, baby, listen to me.
00:32:24I'm your mother, your own flesh and blood.
00:32:27And if you're not back here tonight by 6 o'clock,
00:32:29you're going to see flesh and blood turned into cold hard steel.
00:32:32Mother, I'm having more fun than I've ever had and I'm not coming back.
00:32:36Now just get on a plane and go to New York and I'll see you there in a few weeks.
00:32:40Come on, don't worry.
00:32:41No, I can't. I've got to go. Bye-bye.
00:32:43Barbara! Barbara!
00:32:46Hey, wait!
00:32:49Hello.
00:32:51Oui.
00:32:53Hey!
00:32:57Barbara!
00:32:59Well?
00:33:00The call came from a newspaper stall in Chamonx.
00:33:03I spoke to the proprietor.
00:33:05He said the call was placed by a little boy.
00:33:07It was not. I know Barbara's voice when I hear it.
00:33:10What's she in disguise?
00:33:11What's she in disguise for?
00:33:13So you can't find her?
00:33:14Are you intimating that she ran away from me?
00:33:16Who's intimating?
00:33:17What else did he say?
00:33:19She's traveling with a bunch of English kids on a London bus.
00:33:22One of those big red things.
00:33:24And he heard them say something about going to Athens.
00:33:26Athens? What would she want to go to Athens for?
00:33:29I could tell you, but she wouldn't like it.
00:33:31Oh, here it is. Chamonx.
00:33:33Now, they'll be traveling along there.
00:33:35Their next stop would be Soixante.
00:33:37What?
00:33:38Soixante.
00:33:40Soixante.
00:33:41Well, I'll have her stop there.
00:33:49Somebody bring up a towel.
00:33:51Our local Casanova's having his second bath of the day.
00:33:54Edwin, do us a favor.
00:33:56Take him up a towel. There's a good lad.
00:33:58Me?
00:33:59You're not doing anything, are you?
00:34:01Well, yes. In fact, I'm reading. This is very...
00:34:05One soft towel coming up.
00:34:11Hey, Bobby, tell him that's the last one.
00:34:13After this, he'll probably have to use a handkerchief.
00:34:18Hurry up with the towel.
00:34:21Here you are.
00:34:22Thanks, Bobby. Hey, don't go away.
00:34:24I want to speak to you a moment.
00:34:26What about?
00:34:27About you.
00:34:30You're not in any kind of trouble, are you?
00:34:32Who, me?
00:34:34Whatever gave you that idea?
00:34:36Well, you're a bit young to go wandering around Europe all by yourself.
00:34:40Hey, excuse me.
00:34:44I can take care of myself.
00:34:46I may be young, but I'm tough.
00:34:49Yeah, if that's the way you want it.
00:34:51Pass me my shorts.
00:34:53Here.
00:34:57Thanks.
00:34:59Well, just you remember, if ever you need any help, you know where to come.
00:35:03Oh, thanks.
00:35:05I'll get your shirt.
00:35:07Oh, two buttons missing. I'll sew them for...
00:35:10I'll get one of the girls to sew them for you.
00:35:13Yeah, I guess I'm better with a spanner than needle and cotton.
00:35:15Pass me another.
00:35:19Don, you need a woman to look after you.
00:35:21Oh, no, not this one.
00:35:23Mind you, girls are all very well, but at a distance.
00:35:27Date them once, and then run.
00:35:29Date them twice, and they're getting serious.
00:35:31They don't think the way we do, do they?
00:35:33Oh, you're so right.
00:35:35They're off with that chat about marriage and weddings,
00:35:37and what's your favourite name for a girl.
00:35:39Next thing you know, you're hooked and wondering what hit you.
00:35:41Nope.
00:35:43No girl is gonna own me.
00:35:45What if you fall in love, though?
00:35:47I mean, what if you meet a girl you want to own?
00:35:50Oh, that'll never happen.
00:35:52Good.
00:35:54Suppose it did.
00:35:56Well, I'd, uh...
00:35:58I'd, uh...
00:36:00Oh, well, you wouldn't understand.
00:36:02You're only 14.
00:36:04And a half.
00:36:06What's he doing? Come on, let's go and see.
00:36:14Would you get this character in the road?
00:36:16What is he doing?
00:36:23What's with you, Charlie? You tired of life or something?
00:36:26What do you think he is? I don't know.
00:36:28What do you think he wants?
00:36:32I think he wants to ask you something.
00:36:34Ooh!
00:36:48I've got it, I've got it. I think he's got it.
00:36:50He's stuck here, and he wants us to give him a lift to the next town.
00:36:54Oh, God.
00:36:56Surely there must be a similar way to ask somebody.
00:36:58I don't think he speaks English.
00:37:00I don't think he speaks.
00:37:02I do not have to speak, mon vieux.
00:37:04I am the great Orlando.
00:37:06I speak the most international language of all.
00:37:09The language of mime.
00:37:11How's that?
00:37:13I can say anything I wish with my hands.
00:37:18Very good.
00:37:20My face.
00:37:22Say something.
00:37:24I think he wants a lift.
00:37:26You've understood. Actions speak louder than words.
00:37:29How's this?
00:37:36Très bien. Time is flying. You have to be off.
00:37:38Oui. Voilà.
00:37:40And if you want a lift, hoverboard.
00:37:42Merci bien. And while we are speeding along the highway,
00:37:46I will teach you all the magical mysteries of mime,
00:37:49with, of course, the assistance of my compagnie.
00:37:52Mon ami!
00:38:06Vive la France!
00:38:08Vive la France.
00:38:14Good morning. Good morning.
00:38:16Hi, Annie. Hi.
00:38:18We found Barbara. She'll be back tonight.
00:38:20No. No, no. Don't let her come home.
00:38:22Oh, Jerry, you mustn't be hard on her.
00:38:24Think how I feel. Stella.
00:38:26You're only her agent, but I'm her mother.
00:38:28I've given up my life for her career.
00:38:30I could have thought of myself all these years, but no.
00:38:33All I thought about was her security.
00:38:35Look, Stella, will you please read this?
00:38:37It made the front page.
00:38:39That's what I've been trying to tell you.
00:38:41Look, this is the greatest thing that could have happened.
00:38:43And you know why? Because it's unnatural. We didn't dream it up.
00:38:45You couldn't buy this kind of publicity for a million bucks.
00:38:48Barbara Hopper got on the phone to me this morning.
00:38:50She did?
00:38:52Yeah, well, she wanted the inside story of Barbara's disappearance, see?
00:38:54She didn't think it was phony?
00:38:56No, no, no.
00:38:58She said she wasn't at all surprised the kid ran away because she'd met you.
00:39:00Oh, Jerry, that's one...
00:39:02What do you mean by that?
00:39:04Well, who knows?
00:39:06Look, the main thing is Barbara must not be brought back.
00:39:08We've got to melt this for all it's worth,
00:39:10and it's worth at least ten days, maybe two weeks.
00:39:12Can you imagine it? For two weeks, all over the world,
00:39:14people doing nothing but reading about and talking about Barbara Winters.
00:39:16I don't care. London, Paris, Rome, New York, Hollywood...
00:39:18Hollywood?
00:39:20The Academy Award.
00:39:22Stella.
00:39:24She mustn't come back.
00:39:26What have I been saying? Where is she now?
00:39:28Well, she met up with a bunch of English kids,
00:39:30and they're on a London bus going to Athens.
00:39:32A London bus? That's going to attract attention.
00:39:34We've got to get it off the road.
00:39:36Maybe we could have them arrested.
00:39:38Arrested? For what?
00:39:40I don't know.
00:39:42Wait a minute. I bet they haven't got a license to carry passengers on that bus.
00:39:44What do you think Barbara is, baggage?
00:39:46Now, look.
00:39:48They'll be coming along here.
00:39:50Call the police at that place and have them stopped.
00:39:52Yeah, Swickson.
00:39:54Swickson.
00:39:56Yeah, hello.
00:39:58We'd like to place a call to the police at Swickson.
00:40:00Mention the name of that official we met at dinner the other night.
00:40:02Yeah, Swickson. S-O-I-X...
00:40:04Oh, come on.
00:40:06Oh, who cares?
00:40:08Oh, yeah, she got the breakfast, all right.
00:40:10Look, police, Swickson. That's right.
00:40:12Silence!
00:40:14But really, sir, we weren't taking any money.
00:40:16Just giving them lifts. They were in the road, and they were all by themselves.
00:40:18I have definite information
00:40:20that you are applying for hire
00:40:22in this dangerous bus.
00:40:24You shall be made an example of.
00:40:26We cannot have such dangerous conduct
00:40:28in France,
00:40:30the country of good, careful drivers.
00:40:36You will be remanded
00:40:38in the custody of this town
00:40:40pending further investigation
00:40:42into this incident.
00:40:44But we're just tourists on our way to Greece.
00:40:46This entire affair is fraught with duplicity.
00:40:48But I dare say
00:40:50we shall have the whole thing solved in a week's time.
00:40:52A week?
00:40:54Silence! Silence!
00:40:56We can't stay here for a week.
00:40:58We've got to be in Athens in five days.
00:41:00Your Honor, we did not use the bus for hire.
00:41:02Well, that is what you say.
00:41:04But I have had word from Paris
00:41:06that says differently.
00:41:08I don't know anybody in Paris.
00:41:10We have had information from Bonaparte.
00:41:12Napoleon Bonaparte?
00:41:14No, Jaime Bonaparte.
00:41:16He is no relation but very high up in the ministry.
00:41:18And if he says
00:41:20that you are bus passenger transporters,
00:41:22bus passenger transporters you are
00:41:24until you prove differently.
00:41:26Monsieur le Président.
00:41:28Oui?
00:41:30Perhaps I can be of some assistance.
00:41:32Oui.
00:41:34Oui.
00:41:36Oui.
00:41:38Oui.
00:41:40Who are you?
00:41:42I am the great Orlando,
00:41:44leader of this troupe of entertainers.
00:41:46So.
00:41:48Now you are entertainers.
00:41:50A moment ago you were tourists.
00:41:52A tourist can be many things.
00:41:54Truly we are all entertainers.
00:42:00I suppose this can be proved.
00:42:02I ask nothing more than that you permit us
00:42:04to entertain you.
00:42:10Very well. Begin.
00:42:12Merci bien.
00:42:14Now I beg a few moments of the court's time to organize.
00:42:16No, no, no, no, no.
00:42:18You want to give a show, you give it here and now.
00:42:20But we have need of props, make-up, costume.
00:42:22If you are entertainers
00:42:24all you need is talent.
00:42:26Absolument vrai, Monsieur le Président.
00:42:28Oui, oui.
00:42:30Absolument vrai.
00:42:32Just as a judge needs nothing more than wisdom.
00:42:34Oh.
00:42:36Yet you wear this robe as a costume.
00:42:38Use that gavel as a prop
00:42:40and this courthouse as your scenery.
00:42:44Very well.
00:42:46You can have ten minutes to get ready
00:42:48and then you either begin your show
00:42:50or your jail sentence.
00:42:52Very vite.
00:42:54Oh, pardon, Monsieur le Président.
00:42:56Come on.
00:42:58Come on.
00:43:00Come on.
00:43:02Come on.
00:43:04Come on.
00:43:06Come on.
00:43:08Come on.
00:43:10Come on.
00:43:12Come on.
00:43:14You wish to get out of here, do you not?
00:43:16Yes.
00:43:18You will perform.
00:43:20Oh, we can't. We don't know how.
00:43:22You will learn.
00:43:24In ten minutes?
00:43:26Oui.
00:43:28Look, we haven't even got a script.
00:43:30We threw a very professional performance.
00:43:32We can't go out there saying any old lines.
00:43:34Who has mentioned any old lines?
00:43:36Have you already forgotten what I told you?
00:43:38Actions speak louder than words.
00:43:40Sylvie, le maquillage.
00:43:42Casteaux, la scène.
00:43:44Je define la musique.
00:43:46René, les costumes.
00:43:48Au revoir.
00:44:02Du monde.
00:44:04Vite, vite, vite.
00:44:06Allons vite, mes enfants.
00:44:08Vite, vite, vite, mes amis.
00:44:10Comprenez.
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00:49:34I think we'd better beat it.
00:50:01Call on me if you ever need work, my boy.
00:50:21That's a splendid imitation of a girl.
00:50:25Hello.
00:50:26Look, I know I owe you all an explanation, but I just can't.
00:50:32Please, if I could just go along and pay my fare and be treated like any of the other
00:50:37girls.
00:50:38Careful.
00:50:39You don't know what you're saying.
00:50:41You don't know it's an explanation.
00:50:43You welcome aboard the bus and ask for paying.
00:50:45Why don't you come along as a friend?
00:50:46Yes.
00:50:47Unanimous.
00:50:48Head them up and move them out.
00:50:49Let's get going.
00:50:51Well, I must say, you've done all right for yourself.
00:51:03That's a very nice girl.
00:51:04All I did was ask her along on the bus.
00:51:05Yeah, she seemed very grateful.
00:51:07Hey, what's this?
00:51:08This is not a running buffet.
00:51:09Yeah, I'd watch that girl.
00:51:10You know what they say about American dollies.
00:51:11Cyril, not this boy.
00:51:12Who is he?
00:51:13When I was young, my father said, son, I have something to say.
00:51:14And what he told me, I'll never forget until my dying day.
00:51:15He said, son, you are a bachelor boy.
00:51:16He said, son, you are a bachelor boy.
00:51:17He said, son, you are a bachelor boy.
00:51:18He said, son, you are a bachelor boy.
00:51:19He said, son, you are a bachelor boy.
00:51:20He said, son, you are a bachelor boy.
00:51:21He said, son, you are a bachelor boy.
00:51:22He said, son, you are a bachelor boy.
00:51:23He said, son, you are a bachelor boy.
00:51:24He said, son, you are a bachelor boy.
00:51:25He said, son, you are a bachelor boy.
00:51:26He said, son, you are a bachelor boy.
00:51:27He said, son, you are a bachelor boy.
00:51:28He said, son, you are a bachelor boy.
00:51:29He said, son, you are a bachelor boy.
00:51:30He said, son, you are a bachelor boy.
00:51:31He said, son, you are a bachelor boy.
00:51:32He said, son, you are a bachelor boy.
00:51:33He said, son, you are a bachelor boy.
00:51:34He said, son, you are a bachelor boy.
00:51:35He said, son, you are a bachelor boy.
00:51:36He said, son, you are a bachelor boy.
00:51:37He said, son, you are a bachelor boy.
00:51:38He said, son, you are a bachelor boy.
00:51:39He said, son, you are a bachelor boy.
00:51:40He said, son, you are a bachelor boy.
00:51:41He said, son, you are a bachelor boy.
00:51:42He said, son, you are a bachelor boy.
00:51:43He said, son, you are a bachelor boy.
00:51:44He said, son, you are a bachelor boy.
00:51:45He said, son, you are a bachelor boy.
00:51:46He said, son, you are a bachelor boy.
00:51:47He said, son, you are a bachelor boy.
00:51:48He said, son, you are a bachelor boy.
00:51:49He said, son, you are a bachelor boy.
00:51:50He said, son, you are a bachelor boy.
00:51:51He said, son, you are a bachelor boy.
00:51:52He said, son, you are a bachelor boy.
00:51:53He said, son, you are a bachelor boy.
00:51:54He said, son, you are a bachelor boy.
00:51:55He said, son, you are a bachelor boy.
00:51:56He said, son, you are a bachelor boy.
00:51:57He said, son, you are a bachelor boy.
00:51:58He said, son, you are a bachelor boy.
00:51:59He said, son, you are a bachelor boy.
00:52:00He said, son, you are a bachelor boy.
00:52:01He said, son, you are a bachelor boy.
00:52:02But I remember just in time what my daddy said to me.
00:52:08He said, son, you are a bachelor boy.
00:52:12And that's the way to stay.
00:52:16Son, you be a bachelor boy until your dying day.
00:52:25As time goes by, I probably will meet a girl
00:52:30And fall in love.
00:52:32Then I'll get married, have a wife and a child
00:52:35And they'll be my turtle dove.
00:52:38But until then, I'll be a bachelor boy
00:52:42And that's the way I'll stay.
00:52:46Happy to be a bachelor boy until my dying day.
00:52:52But until then, I'll be a bachelor boy
00:52:56And that's the way I'll stay.
00:53:00Happy to be a bachelor boy until my dying day.
00:53:13Well, where are they?
00:53:15Party.
00:53:16They've gone.
00:53:17What do you mean they've gone?
00:53:18They were supposed to hold them here.
00:53:20Well, they didn't.
00:53:21That's French justice for you.
00:53:23How long have they been gone?
00:53:26Monsieur, a few hours.
00:53:29Well, come on, then.
00:53:30We shouldn't have any trouble finding a London bus on the road.
00:53:33Look, Stella, they're liable to be in Switzerland by now.
00:53:35So we'll stop them in Switzerland.
00:53:37Oh, the agonies of motherhood.
00:53:56Come on, Cyril, where's my breakfast?
00:53:58Isn't it your turn to take over yet?
00:54:00Yeah, be with you in a minute, Steve.
00:54:02As soon as I've finished shaving.
00:54:04Come on, Cyril, Steve's breakfast is ready.
00:54:07Does this bus never stop?
00:54:09You know, I never slept a wink last night.
00:54:12In that case, you'll remember that we stopped at the Swiss Frontier last night.
00:54:15Did we?
00:54:17If we can keep this up, we should be in Athens in plenty of time.
00:54:20Hey, Steve, pull over a bit.
00:54:22Hey, Steve, pull over a bit.
00:54:24There's something coming off the road like a flipping rocket.
00:54:29Hey, where's the fire, Charlie?
00:54:36Do you think they saw us?
00:54:38At this speed, even I can't see us.
00:54:48Well, they'll never get up that road.
00:54:50They'll have to take the other road about a mile back.
00:54:53Remove that sign.
00:54:55But, Stella, if they go up there, they'll have to get stuck on the mountain.
00:54:58So what are we here for?
00:55:00You're so right.
00:55:21What's slowing us down?
00:55:23This hill. I think it's a one-in-one.
00:55:25Cyril, listen to me.
00:55:27But don't turn around.
00:55:29Now, look, you and the others are still a bit worried about Barbara.
00:55:31I have an idea.
00:55:33The bus stalls.
00:55:35You and the others walk up the hill with the gear,
00:55:37just to make it look authentic.
00:55:39I drive Barbara up, and you drive the bus.
00:55:41I'll drive the bus.
00:55:43I'll drive the bus.
00:55:45I'll drive the bus.
00:55:47I'll drive the bus.
00:55:49I drive Barbara up, and find out all about her.
00:55:51I've got a better idea.
00:55:53We drive the bus, and you walk up the hill.
00:55:55Do you want me to find out about her?
00:55:57Yes.
00:55:59Good. Just back me up.
00:56:01I'll give the performance of my lifetime.
00:56:03I'll probably get a Bussman's Oscar.
00:56:05Done.
00:56:07Bachelor boy.
00:56:09Just tell me when.
00:56:11When!
00:56:14Ah!
00:56:16I win!
00:56:18Sorry, Cyril. Think you can make it now?
00:56:20Yeah, wish me luck.
00:56:22I'd better take someone with me, though, just in case I run into any kind of trouble.
00:56:25How about you, Barbara?
00:56:27Well...
00:56:29Sandy, you're the lightest.
00:56:31Oh, no. I want to stay with Cyril.
00:56:33Yeah, come on, Barbara.
00:56:35All clear?
00:56:37Good luck, Charlie!
00:56:39Good luck!
00:56:41Ready when you are! Ready when you are!
00:56:43Oh, sports!
00:56:45She's a movie!
00:56:47Come on!
00:56:49Come on!
00:56:51Yes!
00:56:53Hooray!
00:56:55Hooray!
00:56:57Hooray!
00:56:59Hooray!
00:57:01Oh!
00:57:03Oh!
00:57:05Oh!
00:57:07Oh!
00:57:09Oh!
00:57:11Oh!
00:57:13Oh!
00:57:15Oh!
00:57:17Oh!
00:57:19Are you sure you know where you're going, Edwin?
00:57:21You know, I think this mountain keeps growing as we climb.
00:57:23Hey, look!
00:57:25Oh, Chelsea!
00:57:27Look at it!
00:57:29Oh, it's got no collar!
00:57:31No collar, no brandy!
00:57:33Wouldn't you know, we find the only St. Bernard in Switzerland with no brandy.
00:57:35Story of my life.
00:57:37Here we go, then!
00:57:39Oh, look, he wants to join us!
00:57:41Maybe we can take him with us to Athens.
00:57:43He doesn't seem to belong to anyone.
00:57:45You want to go to Athens, Charlie?
00:57:47No!
00:57:49No!
00:57:51No!
00:57:53Shall we go to Athens, Charlie?
00:57:56Well, that settles it.
00:57:57But I'm warning you, if you turn out to be a girl too, then I'm leaving the bus.
00:58:04Come on, Charlie.
00:58:20We made it.
00:58:24What's so funny?
00:58:27Oh, I know.
00:58:29You're laughing at me because of all those things I said to you yesterday.
00:58:33No, no. I agree. I think you were perfectly right.
00:58:38I was?
00:58:39Yes.
00:58:40Why should a girl think that she owns a fella just because he holds her hand?
00:58:45You know, I brought you up here to find out all about you, but...
00:58:49now I don't think it matters.
00:58:50You make it nice.
00:58:53Thank you.
00:59:02Hey, Barbara, wait a minute.
00:59:03Barbara!
00:59:04I know what bothers you.
00:59:06Maybe you think I'm going to be like every other girl you've ever known.
00:59:09Afraid I'm going to try to hook you.
00:59:10Want to own you.
00:59:12Well, may I tell you something?
00:59:15I don't want to own you.
00:59:18I don't even want to rent you.
00:59:20So, you haven't got a thing to worry about.
00:59:23Sure, I'm not committing any crime, am I?
00:59:25I just want to be, well, free, that's all.
00:59:28I have nothing against love.
00:59:30It's just that it ought to be easy and casual.
00:59:32Fun.
00:59:33That's right.
00:59:35Yeah, that's right.
00:59:36It's too late to go on forever.
00:59:38I don't think anything should go on forever.
00:59:40I lose interest in things after an hour.
00:59:43Hey, we really see eye to eye, don't we?
00:59:45On everything.
00:59:47You know,
00:59:48I could be interested in you.
00:59:50Feel free.
00:59:52Well...
00:59:54Ours will be
00:59:57A swing and a fair
01:00:00We won't be tied
01:00:02We'll stay as free as air
01:00:05For we won't care what tomorrow brings
01:00:10It'll be just one of those
01:00:15Swinging things
01:00:18Ours will be
01:00:21A swing and a fair
01:00:24We will just be
01:00:26A very casual pair
01:00:28For love won't make us an April fool
01:00:33Now we've both decided we'd play it cool
01:00:41We'll share a few laughs
01:00:43We'll share an odd date
01:00:46We'll share a few kisses
01:00:48When it's growing late
01:00:51And though the stars and moon
01:00:54May shine up above
01:00:57We'll enjoy the magic
01:01:00But we won't fall in love
01:01:04Ours will be
01:01:06A ring-a-ding-ding
01:01:09Just for kicks
01:01:11We two will have our fling
01:01:13And we'll have fun
01:01:15While there's time to spare
01:01:18For we'll both enjoy
01:01:21Our swinging affair
01:01:25What's the matter?
01:01:27Nothing.
01:01:29It was fun while it lasted.
01:01:31But, but, but...
01:01:33It can't go on forever.
01:01:35I'll always remember you.
01:01:37Hey, let's have
01:01:39A swing and a fair
01:01:41We won't be tied
01:01:43We'll be as free as the air
01:01:47For we won't care
01:01:49What tomorrow brings
01:01:51It'll be just one of those
01:01:56Swinging things
01:01:59Ours will be
01:02:01A swinging affair
01:02:04We'll just be
01:02:06A very casual pair
01:02:09For love won't make us an April fool
01:02:13Now we've both decided
01:02:16We'll play it cool
01:02:20We'll share a few laughs
01:02:23We'll share an odd date
01:02:26We'll share a few kisses
01:02:28Though it's growing late
01:02:31And though the stars and moon
01:02:34May shine up above
01:02:37We'll enjoy the magic
01:02:40But we won't fall in love
01:02:43We won't fall in love
01:02:46Ours will be
01:02:49A ringing game
01:02:52Just for kicks
01:02:54We five will have our fling
01:02:57And we'll have fun
01:02:59While there's time to spare
01:03:02For we'll all enjoy
01:03:05Our swinging affair
01:03:13We'll enjoy the magic
01:03:16But we won't fall in love
01:03:19Ours will be
01:03:22A ringing game
01:03:25Just for kicks
01:03:28We five will have our fling
01:03:31And we'll have fun
01:03:33While there's time to spare
01:03:36For we'll all enjoy
01:03:39Our swinging affair
01:03:41Just for kicks
01:03:43We five will have our fling
01:03:46And we'll pretend we are not aware
01:03:51This is more so much
01:03:54More than a swinging affair
01:04:12Where's Cyril?
01:04:14He's coming
01:04:17Who's that?
01:04:22Hi, where's Cyril?
01:04:24He's just coming
01:04:26We've got a new passenger
01:04:28He'll never guess what it is
01:04:30Yes, it's a...
01:04:32Randy
01:04:34Randy
01:04:42No sign of the bus yet?
01:04:44Nope
01:04:46Are you sure there isn't another road they could take?
01:04:48Not unless they built a new one since yesterday
01:04:51Look, quit worrying
01:04:53After three days we move in for the big dramatic rescue
01:04:55Yeah, I'll organize a couple of hundred photographers
01:04:57That just happen to be around
01:04:59Watch it, we're not dealing with normal kids, you know
01:05:01They're more like a bunch of Houdini's
01:05:03Well, we'll just stake out the road from here
01:05:05I'll do tonight and you take over in the morning
01:05:07I couldn't sleep with my darling daughter
01:05:09Dying of exposure up there on that mountain
01:05:11Oh, I'm sorry Stella
01:05:13I've never been a mother
01:05:15Would you like something to eat?
01:05:17Just something simple
01:05:19Oh, my poor baby up there dying of starvation
01:05:22Champagne
01:05:24Truffles
01:05:26Smoked salmon and asparagus
01:05:28Hey, look
01:05:30I knew it
01:05:32What did I tell you, a bunch of Houdini's?
01:05:34Follow that bus
01:05:36Yeah, yeah
01:05:42Wait, Cyril
01:05:44I'll have Stevie's on in five minutes
01:05:46It'll be a pleasure
01:05:49Oh
01:05:51Cyril
01:05:53Come on
01:05:55What do you want to wake me up for?
01:05:57I was having a fabulous dream
01:06:00I dreamt I was on my holiday
01:06:02Oh, I don't know what he means
01:06:04I feel as if I haven't been out of this bus for a week
01:06:06I don't know what he means
01:06:08I feel as if I haven't been out of this bus for a week
01:06:09Wouldn't it be marvellous
01:06:11If we could get all dressed up and go out somewhere
01:06:13Oh, no
01:06:15We all owe the boys so much
01:06:17Why don't we, the next time we come to a town
01:06:19Take them out
01:06:21And give them a huge feast on us
01:06:23With dancing and champagne
01:06:25Yes, that would really dress up
01:06:27Cyril's beginning to forget I'm a girl
01:06:29All right, those in favour
01:06:31Oh, yes
01:06:33Okay, you tell them Angie
01:06:35Boys, my partners and I
01:06:37Would like to have the honour
01:06:39Of coming out
01:06:41Coming out of where?
01:06:43Coming out of the bus party
01:06:45At the next town meet
01:06:47Oh, that's great
01:06:49Well, the next town should be Telth
01:06:51So you've got half an hour to get ready, girls
01:06:53I better have a shave
01:07:05Well, how about this place
01:07:07What a ritzy-looking joint
01:07:09This is our treat
01:07:11Who the best is good enough
01:07:13Hey, look, Zeg, I'm not next to me
01:07:15Don't be filthy, Edwin
01:07:17What's filthy about?
01:07:19There's no more wine
01:07:21Well, we'll have some more
01:07:23A fry-line, a bit of shone and a bit of wine
01:07:25No, just some more wine
01:07:28Have one more glass of wine
01:07:30Yes, I will, Hansel
01:07:32This is the nicest place that we have been
01:07:35Yes, it reminds me, though
01:07:37Of some place that I know
01:07:39Where?
01:07:41Whitehorse Inn
01:07:43That's right
01:07:53One, two, three, one, two, three
01:07:55One, two, three, one, two, three
01:07:57Something is happening to me
01:07:59Suddenly I'm on my feet
01:08:03And as the music flows through me
01:08:06I belong to the song
01:08:07I belong to the song
01:08:09With the one, two, three beat
01:08:11And it's happening to me
01:08:13It's happening to me
01:08:15And me, and me
01:08:26Is this me here?
01:08:30Really want to sing
01:08:32Is this me here being so square?
01:08:35Although I know
01:08:37You make me sick and you sick
01:08:39Still I'm aware
01:08:42This is me here
01:08:44Really want to sing
01:08:46To a villain
01:08:48It's one, two, three
01:08:50And if you'll pardon me the simile
01:08:52I'm Groteberg and Frisbee
01:08:54How can this be me?
01:08:57I've got the urge to wear
01:08:59Sharp leather trousers
01:09:01And dance the way Strauss
01:09:03Is played at Maus's
01:09:05Give me some frowsers
01:09:07Helping their spouses
01:09:09Tie bells on their cowsers
01:09:12For here I'm really waltzing
01:09:16Though I shudder at the idea
01:09:19And though I really should know better
01:09:22Here I am rather
01:09:24Really waltzing here
01:09:38Waltzing here
01:09:52I spy
01:10:07I spy
01:10:38Whoa!
01:10:59And so
01:11:02We're here really waltzing
01:11:04Really waltzing
01:11:06As we take our partners and bow
01:11:09We say a play
01:11:11Above the houses
01:11:13Of all the feast houses
01:11:15But all the same we must kowtow
01:11:17To the rhythm
01:11:19Catchy rhythm
01:11:21All the violins play
01:11:23And we've got to go with them
01:11:25We're waltzing
01:11:27Really waltzing
01:11:29Look at us
01:11:31Really waltzing
01:11:32Really waltzing
01:11:48What are you doing?
01:11:50Don't
01:11:52I've got to speak to you
01:11:54Something's happened
01:11:56Oh not to the bus
01:11:58Hang the bus
01:12:00Something's happened to me
01:12:02I'm in love
01:12:04I haven't forgotten a thing
01:12:06You want to be free
01:12:08You don't want to be owned
01:12:10We didn't go through all that again now
01:12:12I want you to forget it
01:12:14I want you to forget everything I said
01:12:16I don't want to be free
01:12:18I do want to be owned
01:12:20And I am in love
01:12:22You sure it isn't the wine and the music?
01:12:24No
01:12:26It's not the wine, the women or the song
01:12:28It's you
01:12:29Why oh you, why oh you
01:12:31Why oh me?
01:12:33Because I love you, that's why
01:12:37All at once
01:12:39It's you
01:12:41It's you for me
01:12:46And all at once
01:12:49There's blossom on each tree
01:12:57It's so thrilling
01:12:59And so new to me
01:13:01This enchantment
01:13:04That you do to me
01:13:07And forever in your spell
01:13:11I'll be
01:13:17All at once
01:13:19My doubts and fears
01:13:21Are passed
01:13:26I feel as though
01:13:28I've come back home at last
01:13:36I thought I was fancy free
01:13:40Till I felt this magic glow
01:13:46Now you're for me
01:13:51And all at once
01:13:54I know
01:13:57I know
01:14:05You don't believe me
01:14:07I just don't want you to say anything
01:14:09I'll regret later
01:14:11I swore I'd never tell a girl I loved her
01:14:13But I'm telling you now
01:14:15I love you
01:14:17I love you
01:14:19I love you
01:14:21I love you
01:14:23Am I boring you?
01:14:25No, you're hurting me a little
01:14:27I'm riveted, go on
01:14:29I'm sorry, I got so carried away with the way I felt
01:14:31And I thought that when I told you how I felt
01:14:33And how you'd feel and how
01:14:35How do you feel?
01:14:37Just for the record
01:14:39I've loved you ever since I was a little boy
01:14:45All at once
01:14:47My doubts and fears
01:14:50Are passed
01:14:55I feel as though
01:14:58I've come back home at last
01:15:06I thought I was fancy free
01:15:10Till I felt this magic glow
01:15:17Now it's you for me
01:15:27And all at once
01:15:31I know
01:15:54Here, hide it well, they mustn't see it
01:15:57How does it have to be this?
01:15:59This is worth a fortune
01:16:01So it's insured
01:16:03Besides, if we keep the story running long enough
01:16:05I'll have hundreds of them
01:16:07Cuff links for you
01:16:09Mission accomplished
01:16:11Not quite
01:16:13We've got to inform the Yugoslav border guards
01:16:15That a valuable diamond pendant is missing
01:16:18How do you get these fabulous ideas?
01:16:20Pure mother love
01:16:22Now let's get going
01:16:24But before we go
01:16:26I've got to tell you something
01:16:28I've got to tell you something
01:16:30I've got to tell you something
01:16:32I've got to tell you something
01:16:34I've got to tell you something
01:16:36I've got to tell you something
01:16:38I've got to tell you something
01:16:45Watch your head
01:16:48What is this?
01:16:53That's what we've been waiting for
01:16:54I think so too
01:16:55Call the guards
01:16:57Orders from 3
01:17:00Attention
01:17:02Normal uniform
01:17:04Get into position
01:17:08I'm a foreigner, do you mind?
01:17:12Listen, I'm an English citizen, I'm a British, I've got a British passport, look, that's
01:17:21my face, look, ooh!
01:17:25It seems the natives are restless.
01:17:28Goodbye Don, it was nice knowing you.
01:17:55What do you think they're looking for?
01:17:57I told you we shouldn't have tried to smuggle a bus.
01:17:59Do you think Charlie's got a license?
01:18:16Maybe they're searching for dangerous weapons.
01:18:18In that case we can say goodbye to Steve's bongos.
01:18:25Charlie!
01:18:42That's mine, mine.
01:18:44He tried to steal my pendant, look, it's got my picture in it.
01:18:55Excuse me, sir, I beg your pardon, but that won't happen again.
01:19:01Olavo, get out of my sight.
01:19:04Back to the border.
01:19:09Let's move.
01:19:12Let's get out of here before they change their minds.
01:19:15Don't push, Cheryl.
01:19:16Bye-bye.
01:19:17Goodbye.
01:19:18Goodbye.
01:19:19Goodbye.
01:19:20Goodbye.
01:19:21Goodbye.
01:19:22Goodbye.
01:19:23Goodbye.
01:19:25Bye-bye.
01:19:26Goodbye.
01:19:28Goodbye.
01:19:30Bye-bye.
01:19:53Gosh, don't me. Did you see that, Cyril?
01:19:57Yeah. Isn't it marvellous? Everybody seems to be driving Thunderbirds over here.
01:20:01I'm not so sure everybody does. That looks like the same one to me.
01:20:14Put it over there. That road ought to delay them for a couple of hours.
01:20:18With a little luck, they might even get lost. Over here?
01:20:22Over there! Oh!
01:20:46Lost? I think we should have gone the other way. That danger sign must be wrong.
01:20:50But this isn't the main road. Oh, I don't know. This is a pretty wild country.
01:20:54Look, you probably think I'm a bit mad, but I've got the strangest feeling that someone's trying to stop us getting to Athens.
01:20:58Who'd do that? Well, I don't know. It's just that we're getting into too much trouble and having too many delays.
01:21:04And how about that Thunderbird being everywhere? That was just a coincidence.
01:21:08Perhaps he's trying to get to Athens too. Yeah, maybe. Look, don't say anything to the others. It'll only upset them.
01:21:14Donald! Yeah? Can we have tea now? We've stopped. Yeah, we may as well.
01:21:18What's that, darling? Sustenance.
01:21:22Come on, girls. What fabulous dish have you prepared for our tea?
01:21:26Well, we were going to have sandwiches, but we're short of one vital ingredient. Yeah, what's that?
01:21:30Who forgot to buy the bread?
01:21:34Maybe it's the supermarket near here.
01:21:38Hey, would you get a load of little Bo Creep out there?
01:21:42Hey, maybe she could direct us to the nearest store for bread.
01:21:46No, stay with us, Charlie.
01:21:50Stay there, Charlie. Look after the girls.
01:21:54Oh, wait a minute. What's Yugoslavian for bread?
01:21:58Oh, hang on. It's a guidebook. The thingamajigs are at the back.
01:22:02See you. Bye. Don't be long.
01:22:06Hey! Hey, lady!
01:22:10Hey! Hey, come back!
01:22:14Hey, come back!
01:22:18Hey! Hey, wait a minute!
01:22:22Oh! Oh!
01:22:26Oh, dear!
01:22:34Come back! Come back!
01:22:38Relax! We don't want anything.
01:22:42Look, we just want to buy some bread. Bread. She doesn't understand.
01:22:46She looks scared to death. Oh, she's frightened.
01:22:50Don't be afraid. We no hurty. We friends.
01:22:54Me Tarzan. You Jane. Oh, she's not with it.
01:22:58Actions speak louder than words.
01:23:02Whoa!
01:23:06Oh, don't cry.
01:23:10Sing to her, sing to her. What for?
01:23:14Your enemies don't sing to you, do they? What will I sing?
01:23:18She won't understand you. Just sing something friendly.
01:23:22Come on, he sings you something friendly.
01:23:26You must have heard of a little boy Peep.
01:23:30She was the gal with all the sheep.
01:23:34Sheep all ran away.
01:23:38She was lonely and she was blue.
01:23:42She was sad and crying too.
01:23:46So I told her what to do. I said, put on your dancing shoes.
01:23:50Put on your dancing shoes.
01:23:54Put on your dancing shoes.
01:23:58Put on your dancing shoes.
01:24:02Sing something else. I'll try another.
01:24:06A friend of mine had an accident.
01:24:10Laughed so hard off the wall he went.
01:24:14Humpty Dumpty was his name. I guess you heard the same.
01:24:18He was lying on the ground. Bits and pieces all around.
01:24:22So I told him what to do. I said, put on your dancing shoes.
01:24:26Put on your dancing shoes.
01:24:30Put on your dancing shoes.
01:24:34Put on your dancing shoes.
01:24:38Put on your dancing shoes.
01:24:42Put on your dancing shoes.
01:24:46Put on your dancing shoes.
01:24:54Yeah, yeah. I'm sure you know about Jack and Jill.
01:24:58So I told them what to do, and I changed their tears to laughter.
01:25:04Put on your dancing shoes.
01:25:06Put on your dancing shoes.
01:25:09Put on your dancing shoes.
01:25:11Dance away your blues.
01:25:14Put on your dancing shoes.
01:25:17Put on your dancing shoes.
01:25:20Put on your dancing shoes.
01:25:24Yeah, yeah.
01:25:26Quick, while we got her in a good mood, what's the Yugoslavian for bread?
01:25:31Nevjesta.
01:25:33Nevjesta.
01:25:35Nevjesta!
01:25:38Nevjesta! Nevjesta!
01:25:40Nevjesta!
01:25:51Nevjesta!
01:26:07Oh, not too much, though, enough for eight.
01:26:37Are you sure Nefjester means bread?
01:26:42Hey, Don, bread is chlid.
01:26:51What?
01:26:52Well, what does Nefjester mean, then?
01:26:55Bride.
01:26:57Bride?
01:26:59Oh, let's get out of here.
01:27:00Oh.
01:27:31Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
01:27:38no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
01:27:40no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
01:27:41no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
01:27:42no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
01:28:12Oh
01:29:12♪
01:29:17♪
01:29:22♪
01:29:27♪
01:29:32♪
01:29:37♪
01:29:42♪
01:29:47♪
01:29:52♪
01:29:57Any sign of them yet?
01:30:00No, and it'll be dark soon.
01:30:02They've been gone almost an hour.
01:30:04Those poor boys will be so hungry.
01:30:07♪
01:30:12♪
01:30:17♪
01:30:22♪
01:30:27♪
01:30:29♪
01:30:34♪
01:30:39♪
01:30:44♪
01:30:49♪
01:30:54♪
01:30:59♪
01:31:03I got an idea!
01:31:05What is it?
01:31:06♪
01:31:08Boom!
01:31:09That's it!
01:31:10Ha-ha!
01:31:11♪
01:31:14Hey!
01:31:15Whoa!
01:31:17♪
01:31:21I'll see you.
01:31:22♪
01:31:27♪
01:31:32♪
01:31:37♪
01:31:42♪
01:31:47♪
01:31:52We'll never make Athens in time!
01:31:54Oh, yes, we will.
01:31:55Hold on to your safety belts.
01:31:57♪
01:32:02Oh, whoops!
01:32:04♪
01:32:09♪
01:32:14♪
01:32:19♪
01:32:24♪
01:32:29♪
01:32:34♪
01:32:41♪
01:32:46♪
01:32:51♪
01:32:56♪
01:33:01♪
01:33:06♪
01:33:11♪
01:33:16♪
01:33:21♪
01:33:26♪
01:33:31♪
01:33:36♪
01:33:41♪
01:33:46♪
01:33:51♪
01:33:57There they are!
01:33:58I want those people arrested for the kidnapping of Barbara Winters.
01:34:02What's going on?
01:34:06What's this about?
01:34:07This is ridiculous!
01:34:08Get out of here!
01:34:11Baby!
01:34:12Baby!
01:34:14Mother, what on earth are you doing?
01:34:16A million dollars worth of publicity.
01:34:19I swear I didn't know anything about this, Don.
01:34:21Oh, sure.
01:34:22Just do me a favor.
01:34:23The next time you want to travel, take a plane.
01:34:25Don't worry!
01:34:26There must be some mistake.
01:34:27I'll get you out.
01:34:45Well, at least we'll be comfortable to the trial.
01:34:47Yes, all right.
01:34:50Nice?
01:34:51Girls, the boys and I'd like to say that, well, we're sorry, aren't we?
01:34:55What for?
01:34:56Well, if you'd caught your train, you'd be working instead of facing a kidnap charge.
01:35:00Oh, boys, the girls and I would like to say we wouldn't have missed it for the world, would we?
01:35:05No, there.
01:35:06I'll see you later.
01:35:07Don, where are you going?
01:35:08Nowhere. I just want to get some fresh air.
01:35:10Oh, I wonder what it'll be like to sleep without stopping for red lights all the time.
01:35:15I wonder what's happened to Don.
01:35:17Don's got an acute case of the blues.
01:35:19And I think we should just let him get it out of his system.
01:35:49The next time for me
01:35:59They say that I'll find happiness
01:36:02In someone else's warm caress
01:36:06The next time
01:36:11I'll soon forget your kiss
01:36:14And heartaches such as this
01:36:17Will just be ancient history
01:36:23They say that I'm a fool to weep
01:36:26That I won't go on losing sleep
01:36:31The next time
01:36:35That someone else will mend the heart you've broken
01:36:41Into
01:36:47But how can I fall in love
01:36:54The next time
01:37:00When I'm still so very much in love
01:37:07With you
01:37:13They say that I'm a fool to weep
01:37:16That I won't go on losing sleep
01:37:21The next time
01:37:25That someone else will mend the heart you've broken
01:37:31Into
01:37:37But how can I fall in love
01:37:44The next time
01:37:50When I'm still so very much in love
01:37:56With you
01:38:03When I'm still so very much in love
01:38:09With you
01:38:17Hello, Charlie.
01:38:19Fancy, here comes Charlie.
01:38:20Where have you been?
01:38:21Oh, just walking.
01:38:23Who's that there?
01:38:24Must be the house detective.
01:38:25It's Mr. Wrightmore.
01:38:27Everything all right?
01:38:28Oh, yes.
01:38:29Depends on what you mean by everything.
01:38:30A cable came for you this morning.
01:38:35Your request for additional buses for your project approved.
01:38:38Stop.
01:38:39We will give you all the support we can.
01:38:40Stop.
01:38:41Very proud of you all.
01:38:42Stop.
01:38:43Signed Onslow Harper for London Transport.
01:38:44If we had all those buses, maybe I could drive.
01:38:47Maybe.
01:38:48All the way to the local jail.
01:38:50Oh, yeah.
01:38:53Just wait till they hear that we've been accused of kidnapping our first passenger.
01:38:56Look, Mr. Wrightmore, we never kidnapped that girl.
01:38:59She boarded the bus of her own accord.
01:39:01Her mother must be suffering from delusions.
01:39:03Yes, you're not far wrong.
01:39:05I've just been talking to Mrs. Winters.
01:39:06They're both of them just down the corridor.
01:39:08She's having a press conference in the ballroom at six.
01:39:12What's Barbara's room number?
01:39:13483, I think.
01:39:14Thank you, Mr. Wrightmore.
01:39:16Hey, darling, you...
01:39:23Who is it?
01:39:24Me.
01:39:28Go away.
01:39:29Not on your life.
01:39:33Now, you listen here to me, Miss Barbara Winters, if that's your real name.
01:39:36I don't care what you've done or why you did it.
01:39:39The fact is, I'm in love with you.
01:39:42Don.
01:39:43Of course, I realize it was nothing personal.
01:39:45I'm just trying to help you.
01:39:47I'm in love with you.
01:39:50Don.
01:39:51Of course, I realize it was nothing but a publicity stunt for you.
01:39:54What beats me is why you didn't go the whole hog and marry me.
01:39:58Yes, I'd love to.
01:40:00Now, that would be a great story.
01:40:02Big American star marries bus mechanic.
01:40:04I'd love to.
01:40:05I can see it now.
01:40:06Ten-inch banner headlines.
01:40:11What did you say?
01:40:12I said, I'd love to marry you.
01:40:16Barbara.
01:40:17I love you.
01:40:20Shouldn't we open the door?
01:40:22She's locked me in.
01:40:25It isn't any good.
01:40:26She says that if I ever see you again, she'll put you and the others in jail for years and years.
01:40:30Leave me to deal with your mother.
01:40:32But you don't know her.
01:40:33I'll see to her.
01:40:36Oh, Don, you don't know what she can do.
01:40:37I said, I'll deal with your mother.
01:40:45Don't go away now.
01:40:46I won't.
01:40:47But Don.
01:41:03All right, quiet now.
01:41:04Quiet, please, quiet.
01:41:05Take your seats, please.
01:41:06Take your seats, please.
01:41:08Thank you.
01:41:09Thank you very much.
01:41:10I got you all here today to give you the lowdown on this story.
01:41:13It's not a very pretty story.
01:41:14It's a bit rugged.
01:41:16Still, it's kind of a beautiful story at that, because it concerns a mother.
01:41:20Not just a mother, but an American mother.
01:41:24And here she is, that self-same American mother, the very beautiful and charming Stella Winters.
01:41:31Thank you.
01:41:32Thank you.
01:41:33Ladies and gentlemen of the press, my story begins seven days ago.
01:41:38Not a long time, you'll say.
01:41:39Not a long time, you'll say.
01:41:41But a whole lifetime for a mother whose daughter has been kidnapped.
01:41:47Come on.
01:41:49Barbara!
01:41:52The boys will get you out.
01:41:53I've got to go.
01:41:54I've got an important date with the press.
01:41:55Get weaving, Steve.
01:41:56Crazy.
01:41:57Come on, Cyril.
01:41:58You're the strongest.
01:41:59Yeah, but you're our strongest.
01:42:00Edward.
01:42:01No, Ferris.
01:42:02No, Ferris.
01:42:03I don't mind a suit.
01:42:04Careful.
01:42:05Come on, get in here.
01:42:06I'm not used to poise.
01:42:07Cyril.
01:42:08Cyril?
01:42:09You pushed.
01:42:11Cyril!
01:42:12What are you doing?
01:42:13Hurry up.
01:42:14We haven't got all day.
01:42:15Careful.
01:42:16Come on.
01:42:17Come on.
01:42:18Ow!
01:42:19Am I hurting you, Cyril?
01:42:21No.
01:42:22No.
01:42:26We've got you.
01:42:29You OK, Barbara?
01:42:30Right, let's go.
01:42:31Hey, Ferris!
01:42:33Oh, come on, Ferris.
01:42:34Oh, what's the matter with you?
01:42:39String it.
01:42:43Finally, here in Athens, I caught up with those hoodlums.
01:42:47And now my lovely daughter Barbara is back with me.
01:42:51Right now, I ask only one thing.
01:42:54I'd like to meet up with one of those hoodlums face to face.
01:42:57Well, that shouldn't be difficult.
01:42:59I'm one of them.
01:43:00This is a hood?
01:43:01You?
01:43:02You've got a nerve turning up here.
01:43:04There are two sides to every question,
01:43:06and I thought the gentleman at the press would like to hear our side.
01:43:08It's OK.
01:43:09Well, how about it?
01:43:10Listen, kid.
01:43:11We're not interested in taking sides.
01:43:13We are interested in you.
01:43:15You got something to say?
01:43:16Say it.
01:43:17All right.
01:43:18Big news, big news.
01:43:20Big news, big news.
01:43:23Have you heard the news?
01:43:25Here's some news to hit the headlines.
01:43:28Tell your papers.
01:43:29What?
01:43:30Better hold page one.
01:43:31Sure, kid.
01:43:32Have you heard the news?
01:43:35I'll give you a headline story.
01:43:37You'll be cheering when my story's done.
01:43:41Gentlemen, I want to make a statement.
01:43:44I want you all to hear.
01:43:46Yes?
01:43:47Listen closely to me for the story of the year.
01:43:51I found a plan for living to last me all through life.
01:43:56I'm going to take that girl of mine and then make her my wife.
01:44:01Have you heard the news?
01:44:03Have you heard what I've been saying?
01:44:05I've been saying that she's the girl for me.
01:44:09Now, here's another statement to all of you today.
01:44:14My story!
01:44:15When you get my story, then print the words I say.
01:44:19And then it's banner headlines for everyone to see.
01:44:24I'm going to wed this girl of mine because she said she's in love with me.
01:44:29Now you've heard the news.
01:44:31Now you've heard why I'm so happy.
01:44:33I'm so happy.
01:44:35And it's clear to see.
01:44:37Great!
01:44:38Now you've heard the news.
01:44:41Now you've heard why I'm so happy.
01:44:43I'm so happy because she's in love with me.
01:44:46Big news! Big news!
01:44:48Big news! Big news!
01:44:49I think we've got trouble.
01:44:51What did you think of that, Mrs. Winters?
01:44:53Why, if Barbara were here, she'd tell you it's all a pack of lies.
01:44:57Do you mean that if Barbara really loves this guy, you'd give your consent?
01:45:00If my daughter loved that boy, I'd drop all charges.
01:45:04All I care about is my darling baby's happiness.
01:45:08Well, I do love him, Mother.
01:45:10Wow!
01:45:11Oh!
01:45:12Oh, wait!
01:45:13Hey!
01:45:14Hey!
01:45:15Oh!
01:45:16Oh!
01:45:17Is it true you're in charge of taking a party of 200 London buses to the Riviera next year?
01:45:22Well...
01:45:23200 buses?
01:45:24Will you be forming your own company soon?
01:45:26It'll be big.
01:45:27He's going right to the top.
01:45:30Oh, he needs someone to shape his career.
01:45:33Is it true you're going to form an American branch of your company?
01:45:36Why...
01:45:37Jerry, there's nothing we couldn't become.
01:45:40A transport tycoon?
01:45:43They'll make us a lord.
01:45:45We'll be presented at court.
01:45:47We'll currency.
01:45:49Now look, Stella.
01:45:50Stella.
01:45:51Now look, look, please.
01:45:56Young man.
01:46:00You may kiss me.
01:46:05Baby!
01:46:12Don.
01:46:13Ah.
01:46:14Thanks again for everything, Mr. Wrightmore.
01:46:15We'll be back as soon as we can.
01:46:16Good.
01:46:17I've had a lot of requests from tourists who'd like to make this trip with you.
01:46:19Well, you can tell them that double-decker tours will be ready for business in about two weeks' time.
01:46:23Till then, we're going to have the holiday we started out to have.
01:46:26Good luck, Don.
01:46:29Good luck.
01:46:30Good luck.
01:46:59The sun shines brightly.
01:47:01We're going where the sea is blue.
01:47:05We've seen it on the movies.
01:47:08Now let's see if it's true.
01:47:12Everybody has a summer holiday.
01:47:16Two things they always want to do.
01:47:19So we're going on a summer holiday.
01:47:23To make our dream come true.
01:47:27For me and you.
01:47:31For me and you.
01:47:35For me and you.