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00:00what's up wolfpack fam it's your boy kid back at it again I'll be doing well
00:14continuing my journey of men behaving badly with my boys Gary and Tony and the
00:18rest of the gang what adventures lie on this week's episode I need to stay tuned
00:22to find out ladies and gentlemen snacks it's not included damn it you got to
00:26bring your own don't forget to Like comment subscribe absolutely free to do
00:29shout out to the patch as well thank you all for your support thanks for
00:32hanging out and let's go let's kick it snacks not included let's freaking go
01:29so are you too glad you didn't get married last weekend or not glad yeah
01:50very glad you'd have been on your honeymoon by now why is it called the
01:59honeymoon because they tried calling it the period of awful realization but it
02:03never caught on weird isn't it before sex before marriage you got married and
02:14you didn't even know what your girlfriend's bottom look like wedding
02:18day thinking well what's her bottom gonna be like what's it gonna be like oh
02:23I hope it's a nice one be nice be nice be nice it's like that painter isn't it
02:34Ruskin who fainted on his wedding night when he found out women have pubic hair
02:40well to be honest it gave me a bit of a shock freaky
03:03dolphin
03:10Gary we're gonna be in the car for ages and you're gonna smoke all the way not
03:15after Barry St. Edmunds I'd switch to farting
03:20fine give us your bags
03:31no no no no no mmm satisfying
03:41they were my son
03:55Gary come on I don't wanna be one of those couples that argues all the time
04:10hey let's go on this weekend and relax enjoy each other's company yeah hmm
04:17good cigarette oh come on don't be silly give me the packet
04:28she's mad I really should give up
04:41Oh
05:11hello we're renting the caravan for the weekend are you mr. Wadey the farmer no
05:23I'm mr. Wadey the supermodel oh I'm glad to see you're experimenting with irony
05:28down here in the country could you talk us through the facilities please
05:39well caravans for staying in the grass of sitting and running oh yeah come
05:48about 300 mile in the wrong direction I'm sorry are you familiar with the
05:53expression service provider are you familiar with the expression oh we just
06:05started having sex I don't do no I don't mean right now I mean it's a funny
06:18thing they say everybody's saying this caravan to be blessed with a long happy
06:22lovely oh really I just make a conversation funny man
06:38yeah let her breathe man
06:42do you know smoking that cigarette will take two minutes off your life well what
06:53can you do in two minutes especially at that age
06:59also imagine getting married and not having seen your girlfriend naked she
07:04could have something really weird like a giant pointy belly button or something
07:12nicotine patches yeah I got through an entire packet licking off the nicotine
07:19mr. willpower well I can give up anything you like all right give up
07:25smoking then you name it spitting swearing smoking give it up carrots
07:29masturbating yes monkey all right there you go do you want to finish your last
07:38day no all right we'll just put them up here shall we put them where you like
07:46when I give something up I give something up it's a one-way street
07:49well Gary's giving up Street oh look we forgot the milk we are so far my dog
07:55yeah
08:12the new flavor I better go with Gary or he might try and take mr. Wadey hostage
08:20bye love bye now I don't talk to any strange man
08:25except Gary I keep finding out new things about her she's got a little mole
08:36really where'd she keep it a mole like freckle in a tucked away place I waited
08:46five long years to see that mole and now I can see it whenever I want
08:52Molly the mole man I always forget you're quite odd aren't you Tony
09:01Dorothy how can you tell when a woman's faking an orgasm I don't know how can
09:07you tell when a woman's faking an orgasm no I want to know how can you tell oh
09:15well a woman doesn't always have to have an orgasm Tony no but it is nice
09:20isn't it oh yes it's nice yeah otherwise it'd be like buying a donut and finding
09:25there's no jam in it or pulling a cracker and not getting the hat yes it's
09:34like no hat so does her face go all red what does a woman's face go all red when
09:41she has a bona fide orgasm I think it varies from woman to woman so what would
09:51be the average redness I don't know I haven't slept with as many women as you
09:56have what about heavy breathing should I be looking out for that Tony if you're
10:06worried I think you should talk to Debra
10:10I think you should ask her yourself
10:18okay guys
10:21hi hello we wondered if you had any milk I'm all right for milk we wanted to buy
10:46some milk off you is that possible straight from the car whatever well you
10:54can pour it back into a cup you like me quicker directly from the bottle
11:01who lived in the country didn't lock their doors I'm a miserable bastard
11:08I'll be pound a pound it's a bit much isn't it you wouldn't say that if you'd
11:14had a park your combine harvester in sideways car park
11:19what
11:25shush thank you
11:44Oh
12:04what's that for opening the window
12:14this little piggy went to market
12:18this little piggy stayed at home
12:22this little piggy
12:26what did the third little piggy have
12:28had roast beef
12:30this little piggy had none
12:34hey wonder what none tastes like
12:38bunch of freaks
12:41sick
12:43you know what it's like when you first start going out together you have to hump every 18 minutes
12:47why can't they do it quietly
12:51because they're having sex not choosing a book in a library
12:55we don't talk when we're doing it
12:57we do
12:59we once planned a whole holiday
13:03no we didn't
13:05must have just been me then
13:09that's great
13:11down a bit
13:13down a bit
13:15down a bit
13:19are you alright
13:21I just went down a little bit too far
13:25they got some fun
13:39ha ha ha
13:49Mrs
13:53jugs
13:57I can see you
14:03it's good isn't it
14:05sexual intercourse
14:09yeah
14:13I hope the others didn't hear last night
14:15I thought I heard Gary say
14:17look out Vlad the Impaler's going in again
14:19yeah
14:21it's difficult to keep quiet isn't it
14:23when you're you know carried away
14:25genuinely
14:27so have you ever had a bloke and like
14:31exaggerated anything
14:33I told my first boyfriend
14:35my mother was a police dog handler
14:37oh
14:39have you ever
14:41like pretended to be enjoying something
14:43more than you really were
14:45yes
14:47marrow
14:49oh marrow
14:51orgasms
14:53hey
14:55what's that all about
14:59if you had to describe one to an alien
15:01you'd think you were making it up
15:03you know when we
15:05are actually
15:07hey hey hey
15:09who's this
15:11Dora Tree
15:13oh
15:15jesus
15:17morning
15:19hi
15:21ha ha
15:23we just pitched our tent over there
15:25thought we'd come and say hello
15:27yeah oh come in
15:29I'm Jim
15:31hi I'm Tony
15:33okay
15:35so what shall we call me
15:39Tony too
15:41ha ha
15:43this is my girlfriend Debra
15:45she's my girlfriend
15:47hi
15:49Jim my girlfriend
15:51Tony too my girlfriend
15:53Gary
15:55Dudop Dorothy
15:57bless her
15:59we're going fishing in the river down there
16:01oh yes
16:03no thanks Tony too
16:05ha ha
16:07no thank you but Gary and I want to spend a bit of time
16:09together this weekend
16:11oh no you go
16:13the river's supposed to be okay to swim in
16:15oh well there you go you like a swim don't you
16:17slip your little togs off nobody minds
16:19um maybe later
16:21thanks
16:23cheers then
16:25what
16:27what
16:29what
16:31would you like to go for a walk
16:33do you know I would
16:35Gary would love to come
16:37but unfortunately he's um he's got a headache
16:39I am
16:41oh
16:43ha ha
16:45he's so bad man
16:49hold her tight
16:51oh
16:53oh
16:55ha ha
16:57oh man
16:59goofball
17:21oh
17:27oh
17:29you can feel
17:31that coming
17:33we got
17:35MacGyver here
17:37ha ha
17:39ha ha
17:41I'll close
17:43pass
17:45ha ha
17:47ha
17:49ha
17:51ha
17:53ha
17:55piss off kids
17:57ha ha
17:59ha
18:01ha
18:03ha
18:05ha
18:07ha
18:09ha
18:11ha
18:13oh
18:15oh
18:17ha ha
18:19payback bitch
18:21oh
18:23oh
18:25ha ha
18:27ha
18:29ha
18:31ha
18:33ha
18:35ha
18:37ha ha
18:39ha
18:41ha ha
18:45oh
18:47oh
18:49that
18:51is brilliant
18:53brilliant really
18:55i thought you'd find it erotic
18:57in that hotel in Crete
18:59when that couple we're at it all night
19:01you were stiff as a board
19:03ha ha
19:05i know him too well it's like listening to me parents
19:07do it
19:09Really? And did your dad say,
19:12''Ooh, don't stop, I feel like a king.''
19:15I don't want to think about it.
19:17You're just grumpy cos you haven't had a cigarette.
19:19Oh, shut up.
19:26What?
19:27What?
19:28What did you say?
19:29Nothing.
19:30You said Jim.
19:32Why would I say Jim?
19:34That's that bloke's name.
19:36Oh, Tony, I said Um.
19:39OK.
19:41Oh, Jim.
19:43Jim.
19:45Jim.
19:46She's fucking with him.
19:49That's very hurtful.
19:51That's fucked up.
19:52I'm sorry.
19:53Oh.
20:09This guy killed me, man.
20:28I have to learn the name of old bastards.
20:34Nice one.
20:38Fuck.
20:51You're doing way too much, man.
21:02Hello.
21:03Sorry, did I get you up?
21:05What do you think?
21:07We haven't really had a proper chat, have we?
21:09No.
21:11Well, perhaps another time.
21:13I just wondered if I could buy a packet of cigarettes off you.
21:17No.
21:18Oh, go on.
21:20All right.
21:2250 quid.
21:23You greedy...
21:24Whoa.
21:26I know.
21:2750 quid seems absolutely fair.
21:29Here's your money.
21:31I'll take a box of matches too, please.
21:34Ah.
21:35Oh, that'll be 20 pounds.
21:37Holy fuck.
21:39Again, absolutely fair.
21:43Oh, no.
21:46All right, all right, I'm going.
21:47That doesn't...
21:59Oh, very funny.
22:00Can I have one with some cigarettes in it now, please?
22:03Oh, no.
22:04Hustled.
22:06Damn, Gary.
22:14Oh, for heaven's sakes, Gary, go and buy some cigarettes.
22:18No.
22:19There's a newsagent.
22:21Walk. It's only six miles.
22:22Not interested.
22:24How come you can't drive, Gary?
22:27Some people were born to drive and some people were born to be driven.
22:30Some people were born to be run over.
22:33Dorothy, you won't tell Gary and Deb something we were talking about yesterday,
22:37will you?
22:39That you sometimes pretend to be Captain Birdseye?
22:41No, no.
22:42About Deb's, you know, faking it.
22:45Oh, no, no.
22:46Listen, by the way, I never asked you, do you ever...?
22:50Pretend to be Captain Birdseye? No.
22:52Oh, yeah, yeah, the old thing.
22:54You know that time when we had sex?
22:56Yeah.
22:57Did you...?
22:58No.
22:59Oh, thanks.
23:00What in the world?
23:01Thanks.
23:02What, in two minutes, did you think I had Meryl Streep?
23:05No, no.
23:07It's a joke, it's a joke, it's a joke.
23:10Morning. Hello.
23:11Hiya.
23:17Just in case you changed your mind about coming fishing with us.
23:20I had a really good day yesterday.
23:21Actually, that'd be nice. No, we can't.
23:23We're really busy.
23:25Doing what?
23:26I promised Mr Wadey
23:29I'd help him spread some muck.
23:32What?
23:33Listen, no problem, eh? We were just being sociable.
23:36Yeah.
23:37See you.
23:38Bye. Cheers.
23:42Why have you got to be so jealous, Tony?
23:44Jealous?
23:46Yes, and I'm not going to tell you whether I fake my orgasms or not.
23:55You want to watch all that jealousy, Tony One?
23:59At least he doesn't tell his girlfriend to strip off
24:01and go swimming with two blokes.
24:03Oh, love, we're past all that jealousy stuff, aren't we?
24:07Anyway, it's one of the seven deadly sins.
24:09Jealousy, pride, gluttony, sleuth, bestiality, whatever.
24:16I'm not asking you to be jealous.
24:17I'm asking you not to take me for granted, for your own sake.
24:20Quite frankly, I'm taking as much for granted as I can get.
24:22It's an uncertain world out there.
24:24You ever hear of wasps, postal strikes, gum disease, ta-ta?
24:32Fine.
24:48I fucked up.
24:49Oh, there!
24:50Oh, God.
24:51Typical.
24:55Hello.
24:56Hello.
25:01Red sky in the morning, shepherd's warning.
25:04Country wisdom. Brilliant.
25:08Red sky at night...
25:10Barn on fire, I hear it.
25:13I love all those, me.
25:15Ne'er cast a cloud before May's out.
25:17That's a good one. Meaning don't...
25:21I don't know what the meaning is.
25:25I expect you can fashion amazing things
25:28from all the natural paraphernalia all around.
25:31I can lash out my corn dolly if I have to.
25:34Of course you can.
25:36Of course you can.
25:39Do you know, fox hunting,
25:40do the foxes ever gang up and chase the dogs?
25:46They should, shouldn't they?
25:48That would send shockwaves through the fox hunting community.
25:55Oh, no.
26:07No way!
26:15What's that bird with the stumpy head?
26:18Oh, it's a chimney.
26:22Oh, that's a big...
26:24It's a big, uh...
26:26It's a chicken.
26:29Oh.
26:37Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
26:46Ha ha! Holy fuck, bro.
26:49Jesus!
26:52This shit is chaos, pure chaos today.
27:03Gotta love Gary, man.
27:07Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, no fucking way.
27:18Ha ha!
27:23It's a jam.
27:31Yes!
27:53Ha ha!
27:56Fuck him up!
27:58Yeah!
28:00Go, Gary!
28:07Oh, God.
28:13I worried for nothing.
28:16I worried for nothing.
28:25I'm a fool, man.
28:31Ha ha!
28:34Can I give you a lift anywhere?
28:38Let's fucking go.
28:42Bangers.
28:48This...
28:51Brilliant.
29:07Ladies and gentlemen, this was super.
29:09We gotta talk about it.
29:10Hold on a second.
29:11Thank you if you made it this far.
29:12Chaotic.
29:13Pure chaos.
29:14I love it.
29:15I love it.
29:16Ladies and gentlemen, boy, man, we...
29:20I am so glad...
29:21I almost speak in French.
29:22We, we...
29:23No.
29:24I am so glad that we are watching this show.
29:26This episode was pure chaos.
29:28Chaotic as fuck.
29:30Brilliant.
29:31Super.
29:32List goes on and on and on, man.
29:34These...
29:35You know, Gary, Tony, Debra, Dorothy.
29:37Do not disappoint, man.
29:39This episode was a banger.
29:41A lot of things going on, man.
29:43But, um...
29:44Let me ask you guys this question.
29:46So, does Gary...
29:47You know, what...
29:48You know, I feel like, oh...
29:50That Dorothy, um...
29:53Was giving, uh, Gary some, you know...
29:56Like, not warning, but like...
29:58Giving him some...
29:59Hey, heads up, man.
30:00Don't take me for granted, kind of like.
30:02I mean...
30:03He definitely feels like he takes her for granted in many instances, man.
30:08But I didn't expect that water bit.
30:10Now I can kind of understand why Tony was so protective of his lady.
30:15I'm not gonna lie to you guys.
30:17I jumped the gun, okay?
30:19Silly me.
30:20I jumped the gun.
30:21You know, pretty much the same outfit and shit.
30:24You already see freaking, uh...
30:26Dorothy having a good time.
30:28So, I apologize to Debra.
30:30I thought the worst of her in that scenario there.
30:32I jumped the gun.
30:33But I didn't jump the gun as much as my boy Tony did, man.
30:37The look on his face.
30:39The laughing.
30:40Almost downright sinister moment there.
30:43When he's in the, uh...
30:45Tractor.
30:46And, yeah, he's running the shit over there.
30:48But that shit was a great scene.
30:50He got fucking Gary so...
30:52Feint out for, uh...
30:56You know, the ciggies that...
30:58My mans was like, how hard can it be, man?
31:00The driving.
31:01And you knew that was gonna be a recipe for a fucking disaster there.
31:04So, him running...
31:06Running away.
31:07Fucking great, man.
31:09That was so good, man.
31:10Such a great scene.
31:11And then him choking out that freaking other dude and shit.
31:14Listen, man.
31:15You know, I know...
31:16Listen, there's a lot of friendly people out there and shit.
31:19The first time...
31:20The ladies and the guys said no.
31:22And then you come in the second day and shit.
31:24I'm not vibing with that, ladies and gentlemen.
31:26Uh...
31:27So, something was up there.
31:29And, you know...
31:31Hey.
31:32I'm not surprised with Dorothy in the water there.
31:36We loved Gary choking the dude out there.
31:38You know, you gotta get your little revenge there.
31:40But a lot of crazy, funny scenes.
31:44Good moments here.
31:45We loved Tony talking with Deborah...
31:50Excuse me, with Dorothy.
31:51Excuse me.
31:52And, you know, about the orgasm.
31:54Can you ask her?
31:56You know, again.
31:57He is an oddball.
31:59And I beg to say that we all are unique.
32:01And maybe someone looking in the outside can perceive you as odd and all that shit.
32:08But, yes.
32:09He is definitely an odd bloke.
32:11Which obviously makes this show very special.
32:14You know, he has his moments.
32:15Yeah, again.
32:16That little moment.
32:17Can you ask her, please?
32:19Sometimes downright like a little kid, man.
32:23But there's a pure joy of seeing Tony in his overall happiness.
32:30That after a long time, you know what I mean?
32:33It's almost like a kid in a candy store.
32:36Or a kid that is essentially saving up to finally buy this toy or this video game system.
32:44That, you know, it took a long time to finally get.
32:47So, you don't want to leave it alone.
32:50You don't want to, you know.
32:52You need to protect it.
32:54You know what I'm saying?
32:55So, him going like this.
32:57Yeah, this is my girlfriend.
32:58You know, this is my lady.
33:00You know, being extra with it.
33:02It was funny, man.
33:03He wasn't leaving it to breathe.
33:04I'm going to ask you guys this stupid question.
33:07We're going to ask you guys.
33:08And please, by all means, let's get some participation on this question.
33:13If you made it here.
33:16Does Tony let her go to the bathroom by herself?
33:19I say no, man.
33:20I say fucking no.
33:22I don't think he lets freaking, you know, Dorothy, Debra, excuse me.
33:26So many freaking similar names with letters and shit.
33:30You get Dorothy, Debra, confused and shit like that.
33:33But anyway, you guys know what I mean.
33:36Does he let her go to the bathroom by herself?
33:38I feel like Tony doesn't let her do shit.
33:40Oh, man.
33:41And then her busting his balls.
33:43Jim, Jim, Jim.
33:45You know, I like that she was fucking with him.
33:48And, you know, I'm happy for my boy.
33:50Okay.
33:51I'm very happy for him.
33:52It is like the honeymoon phase and shit.
33:55You need to shag.
33:57I got to disagree with Dorothy on this one.
34:0318 minutes.
34:04No, you got a little less time.
34:07Every, like, five minutes or whatever.
34:09You know, you got to be going like the energizer bunny, man.
34:12Like two rabbits.
34:13And 18 minutes is too far of a distance and shit.
34:17So I'm happy for him.
34:19I'm happy for Debra.
34:21Because, you know, she's went through such a long phase of, you know,
34:28sadness and all that stuff.
34:30So to see these two having a little bit of happiness and, again,
34:34with the jokes going on with it is great to see.
34:36Now, I loved how Gary was ignoring Dorothy, essentially.
34:44Like, I can quit anything, you know.
34:47She's like, well, quit the smoking.
34:50And he's like, you know, I can quit this.
34:53I can quit spitting and masturbation, blah, blah, blah, et cetera, et cetera.
34:59And, yeah, you know, smoking is a tough thing to quit.
35:02He's licking the nicotine patches and shit, man.
35:05So, man, he has a tough habit to kick.
35:07Man, he got screwed by, we'll call him the caravan manager.
35:12I'm not going to lie.
35:13I was thinking of Elgin Farm Manager from Green Green Grass.
35:17But it was nice to see them hang out and have a little caravan fun.
35:20I think this was just another banger episode.
35:23You know, when you get to know the cast and you see them on their
35:26wacky adventures and stuff, it's nice to change your pace from,
35:29you know, staying at home.
35:31So thoroughly enjoyed the episode.
35:33You know, I can continue going on and on and on.
35:36But I think it was another fantastic episode.
35:38A lot of great moments, a lot of funny comedy moments,
35:41a lot of great lines.
35:42Again, you know, Dorothy's lines are fantastic.
35:45You know, whether she's calling this guy odd, you know,
35:49or, you know, just her quick jabs.
35:51She's so quick with it.
35:53She has such a great humor.
35:54You know, again, they're all wonderful characters that we look forward
35:58to watching week to week.
36:00So, ladies and gentlemen, thanks for accompanying me on my journey.
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36:08As always, just thanks for watching.
36:09We'll see you on the next one.
36:10Peace out.
36:11And, yeah, let me know what you thought in the comments down below.
36:14Great episode, shit episode, let me know.
36:16See you soon.
36:17Peace.