Euphoria ASMR - Trippy Triggers
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00:00Hi. Do you need something? No? You're just standing there, menacingly? Hi, I'm Hazel.
00:25People always call me Haze. I don't know why, it's just kind of always been a thing. What's
00:31your name? I like that name. Are you new around here? I don't think I've ever seen you around
00:40here before. Ah, you just moved in here. Well, you're in for a surprise for a lot of these
00:50people around here. A lot of them have secrets, a lot of them do things you would never expect
00:57them to do. It's a crazy world, especially here. Um, I don't know, you seem like a very
01:06trustworthy person. I'm kind of the local tingler dealer around here, so if you ever
01:13need anything, I got you. Oh, you're looking for something now? Okay, let me show you what
01:20I got. I have my little special bag here, where we keep all the goodies at. So, I have
01:37a variety of tinglers. I have happy tinglers, intense tinglers, relaxing tinglers, party
01:46tinglers, all of it. So, what are you looking for? A little bit of everything? Okay. Well,
01:57are you looking to do it now, later? Okay, I can definitely help you with some tinglers
02:05right now. So, let me find... You know what? Before we begin, I think you should have a
02:16drink of courage. See, this isn't a tingler. It's just a little mixture I made that'll
02:25make you feel nice and relaxed and tingly.
02:55Okay.
03:25Okay.
03:55Okay.
04:26So, this is going to make you feel nice, warm, fuzzy, good. So, bottoms up. Good, right?
04:50So, just relax, relax, relax, relax. You'll feel that in one second. You'll feel nice
04:58and warm and fuzzy on the inside. You'll feel really good, and you'll be coming back to
05:04for more. So, next I have, I have, I have in my little bag of wonders. We have our intense
05:23tingler, if you're willing to try it. It's really easy. It's dissolvent. It just dissolves
05:29right on your tongue, and you'll feel very intense, but relaxed at the same time. Want
05:36to try it? First one's for you. Yeah? Okay. Open up. Okay, and this is a fast-acting tingler,
05:48so you should be feeling it any second now. Why are you looking like that? Are you feeling
06:00okay? Just relax and let it take you. Just relax, relax. You're going to be okay.
06:30Shh. You're okay.
07:01Shh.
07:03Shh.
07:05Shh.
07:29How are you feeling?
07:35See, this is exactly what tinglers are for, to help relax you.
07:45Shh.
08:05Shh.
08:35Just want to make sure you're okay.
09:05Shh.
09:35Shh.
09:49Shh.
10:05You're doing great. So you are okay. You're okay, you're okay, you're okay, you're okay,
10:16you're okay.
10:18So have you met anyone around here? You've met Lexi, and when you've met Maddie, she's
10:40a very articulate person, for sure. Maddie knows what she wants. And Lexi also seems
10:54like a very nice girl. I've never really talked to her. She kind of keeps to herself.
11:10See, her sister I think is Cassie. I think she hangs around Maddie. See, I heard they
11:22just had a little bit of drama not that long ago, but I don't know the full story. I don't
11:28really like to mix myself in all of that little drama. Boys, friends, I don't know. I stick
11:39to my tinglers and help relax people.
11:55Looks like some of the effects are wearing off. You seem a little bit better. Did that
12:01relax you? Yeah? Okay.
12:08Okay.
12:39See, this is the Happy Tingler.
12:54It basically just helps you not worry about your life and just basically makes you all
13:04happy. You want to try it? You're just supposed to drink some of it. I usually just take a
13:18sip and it does the job. It doesn't really have a taste. You want some?
13:35See, hopefully this will also relaxes, but definitely makes you happy.
13:48See, I love these things. They're so fun to play with. It's like a little fidget toy for me.
14:02Have you ever thought if aliens ever came down to Earth that they would probably want
14:28to just turn around and leave and go back home after seeing some of the people on Earth?
14:36They'd be like, what is the civilization? Why did I make the alien kind of British?
14:44What is the civilization? I must go back to my home world. The civilization is like 20,000
14:52years behind. They would probably think we're apes.
15:23And you know what you can do with this? Watch. Don't watch. It's a secret. Hold on.
15:33You can make it into a snake. Isn't that great? It's a snake.
15:51Well, this was a lot of fun. Say, this first sesh was free. If you want any other tinglers,
16:07I usually stick right around this part of town. I'm sure you'll find me again.
16:17Well, it was nice meeting you.