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00:00Get ready to match the stars from the Mary Tyler Moore Show, Edward Asner,
00:06Brett Somerville, Charles Nelson-Riley,
00:10Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman, Deborah Lee Skites,
00:13Richard Dawson, and Patty Deutsch.
00:18As we play the Star-Stunted Big Money Match Game 77.
00:23And now, here's the star of Match Game 77,
00:27Gene Rayburn!
00:45All right.
00:46Ah, look at his old unleaded himself.
00:50Unleaded.
00:51Unleaded.
00:52That's a good expression.
00:54Unleaded, yes.
00:56Are you all quite ready?
00:57Healthy.
00:58Yes, you're beautiful, star.
00:59What's going on?
01:00What are you laughing at?
01:01What's wrong with this picture?
01:03What's wrong with this picture?
01:05Charles, you've got your shirt on inside out.
01:08No, I don't.
01:09Now take it off and put it on.
01:10No, I don't.
01:11Yes, all the seams are showing.
01:12No, good.
01:13It is a French seam-showing sailor's shirt.
01:18Don't try to cut.
01:20These are very expensive, and that's how they are.
01:23Just ripped off.
01:24They're going to seam this way so the water won't get in.
01:27Sure.
01:28Sure they are.
01:29Now, let's say hello to the current champ,
01:31Kathy Mapp is over here.
01:32Applause, applause.
01:39Why do you suppose Charles put his shirt on inside out?
01:43I don't know, but if it's good luck, I'm glad.
01:45Okay.
01:46Don't change it, Charles.
01:47Listen, as the time expired last time,
01:49this lady won the game.
01:51And did we start the audience match?
01:53No, we didn't start it at all.
01:54No.
01:55Okay, so we'll do that right after we do a little business with a match.
02:02Now let's begin.
02:03Kathy, are you ready?
02:04Yes, I am.
02:05All right, now this is your first time up here.
02:07Here's the way it goes.
02:08We had a bunch of people in here, nice people like these.
02:11And we gave them pencils and paper.
02:14They said, write down your best answer to this.
02:18Blank place.
02:20And so they did.
02:21Now the answer, we've tabulated the scores.
02:23And the answer they gave us most often will get you $500 if you match it.
02:26And then $250 for matching the second most popular.
02:29And $100 for the third.
02:31And whom do you call on over here for a little help?
02:33Richard.
02:34This must be the place.
02:36This must be the place, okay.
02:38Charles.
02:41Not tip place.
02:43What's that?
02:44N-O-T-Y-E-P.
02:46Not tip place.
02:48But spelled the other way, it's Peyton.
02:50Since my shirt...
02:55Deborah Lee.
02:56Deborah Lee.
02:57Let's see, Park Place from Monopoly.
03:00Park Place from Monopoly.
03:02All right, Park Place.
03:05This must be the place.
03:07And Peyton Place are the three.
03:10You have a difficult choice there.
03:12Or you may reject all of them and give us one of your own.
03:15I'm gonna go with Charles with Peyton Place.
03:17Peyton Place.
03:20They're all saying, yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:22They may be right.
03:24We'll find out how smart this audience is right now.
03:26She chose it on your urging.
03:28May we see the $100 number?
03:31First place.
03:33All right.
03:34May we see the $250 number?
03:37Park Place is Deborah Lee's answer.
03:39And you shunned.
03:40Yes, right.
03:41And you booed her.
03:42Oh, dear.
03:43Now may we see the $500 number?
03:46You got it.
03:48Good job, girl.
03:50Very good.
03:59Very good, Kathy.
04:01You've enriched yourself by another $500.
04:03You have a total of $600.
04:04But you're gonna play for 10 times the amount you just won now,
04:07or $5,000.
04:09And we'll give you the money if you'll match one celebrity exactly.
04:13I gotta go with Charles.
04:15Okay, Charles, get ready.
04:16Get ready, old bean.
04:17Get ready, kids.
04:19Get your ESP flowing over to Charles Nelson Riley.
04:23Good luck to you, Kathy.
04:24Here it is.
04:26Single blank.
04:28Single blank.
04:32Not yet.
04:33Not until I call for it.
04:34Until Charles is finished writing.
04:36And then we'll get an answer from you.
04:39Single blank.
04:41S-I-N-G-L-E, Charles.
04:43Ready?
04:44Finish.
04:45Okay, now, Kathy.
04:46Give us the answer that matches his.
04:48We give you $5,000.
04:50Single blank.
04:52Single blank.
04:54Finish.
04:55Okay, now, Kathy.
04:56Give us the answer that matches his.
04:58We give you $5,000.
05:00Single...
05:01Girl.
05:02Single girl.
05:03That's the first thing that came to your head?
05:04Yes.
05:05Well, that's the way we say to play the game.
05:07Give us your first impulse.
05:08That's usually the best one.
05:09Turn around now and face Charles Nelson Riley.
05:12We'll find out if you get the money.
05:13Charles?
05:14I'm sorry.
05:15Single file.
05:16Single file.
05:17Yeah, that's it.
05:18Single file.
05:19I want a single file.
05:20That's what I am.
05:21Yeah.
05:22I'm sorry.
05:23There are a lot of good ones here.
05:24Single bar.
05:25Single bar, yeah.
05:26No, I said singles.
05:27Singles.
05:28Singles, yeah, that's right.
05:29Okay, now, Kathy, you're going to meet another player now,
05:31so let's welcome Craig Dethloff.
05:34Oh, hello, Craig.
05:38Hi, little boy.
05:41Howdy.
05:43We welcome you, sir.
05:46And want to find out a little bit about you.
05:48Well, I'm the athletic director at Glendale High School,
05:52and I also coach football and a little golf,
05:55play a few rounds occasionally.
05:57Really?
05:58What's your handicap?
05:59My left arm.
06:00It keeps bending in my back, so, yeah.
06:04Why do I do that?
06:07Okay.
06:10Good luck anyway, Craig.
06:13All right, Craig, here we go.
06:15A or B?
06:16B.
06:17B it is.
06:18Good luck to both of our players.
06:21Now, Mean Marvin said,
06:23let me tell you about my son.
06:26Yesterday he told me he wanted to rap,
06:28so I rapped him in blank.
06:34Mean Marvin said, let me tell you about my son.
06:36Yesterday he told me he wanted to rap,
06:38so I rapped him in blank.
06:42All right.
06:44Oh, wait a minute.
06:49Good luck, Craig,
06:50and we'll get to you in a moment or so.
06:57All right.
07:01Now, while she's finishing writing,
07:03I'll read it one more time.
07:04Mean Marvin said, let me tell you about my son.
07:07Yesterday he told me he wanted to rap,
07:10so I rapped him in blank.
07:12The head.
07:13Rapped him in the head.
07:18What would you have said?
07:19The mouth.
07:20In the mouth.
07:21Then he said, I rapped him in the mouth.
07:25All right, Edward, he said in the head.
07:27Give him a rap in the head.
07:29I believe in democracy.
07:31I want to satisfy the voters.
07:33The mouth.
07:36Did you think about that, Craig, and reject it?
07:40Yeah.
07:41You did reject the mouth.
07:42Yeah.
07:43It went for the head.
07:44I'm with you, Debra Lee.
07:47He looks like Lee Phillips.
07:50Lee Phillips was in the original Peyton Place.
07:52That's a bit of trivia I know you're all interested in.
07:55I'm sorry, I said the mouth.
07:57The mouth.
07:58Yeah.
07:59Charles?
08:00Why is my collar voice going up?
08:03I said the mouth.
08:05I got three of those so far, Craig.
08:07Now, let's see what we got down here,
08:08beginning with Debra Lee.
08:09Yesterday my son said he wanted to rap,
08:11so I rapped him in...
08:12Well, I believe it's in the same area,
08:14but I said the mouth.
08:15The mouth.
08:16All right.
08:17No.
08:18Four so far.
08:19This could be a match.
08:20I said in foil.
08:22Rapped him in foil.
08:24No.
08:25Close, though.
08:28He's really trying for you, Craig.
08:30What do you say there?
08:32I said he rapped him in his orifice.
08:34In his orifice.
08:36So we had five mouths and one foil there.
08:40All right.
08:41You ready for yours?
08:42Yes.
08:43Hold on.
08:44We'll give it to you in a moment or so.
08:46Hello there.
08:50Now, we're ready to go out here.
08:53Is everybody ready?
08:55Yes.
08:56Okay.
08:59Having a problem with a member of the audience here.
09:09You'll never understand it.
09:12I told you to go before you left the house.
09:16The doctor...
09:20The doctor said to Madge,
09:22you have the worst case of crow's feet I've ever seen.
09:27Your crow's feet have blank.
09:32You have the worst case of crow's feet I've ever seen.
09:35Your crow's feet have blank.
09:37So Betty White has the worst case of crow's feet.
09:41I'm only kidding, Betty.
09:44Let's see.
09:45Betty, your crow's feet...
09:47You have the worst case of crow's feet I've ever seen.
09:49Your crow's feet have...
09:53I know it.
09:56Okay.
10:02All right.
10:03Bottom tier is ready.
10:06And here we go with Kathy Maddox.
10:08Have you been thinking about it, Kathy?
10:10Yes.
10:11All right.
10:12Here we go.
10:13The doctor said to Madge,
10:15you have the worst case of crow's feet I've ever seen.
10:18Your crow's feet have...
10:20Corns.
10:21Corns.
10:22That's all of that.
10:24Crow's feet have corns.
10:26That's what I know, isn't it?
10:28Well, what would you say?
10:30Oh, that's better.
10:32Have what?
10:33What did they say?
10:34Kathleen's foot.
10:40Bad, huh, Ed?
10:42I just said that her crow's feet have droppings around them.
10:45Crow's feet have droppings around them.
10:48Okay.
10:49Well, all right.
10:50Crows do that.
10:51I said her crow's feet had crow's feet.
10:53That's good.
10:55Isn't that clever?
10:57Isn't that clever of her?
10:58Her crow's feet have crow's feet.
11:00What do you say, Chuck?
11:01Crow's feet have crow's feet.
11:03Oh, Charlie's with you.
11:04Yep.
11:05That's two of those so far.
11:06I'm so glad.
11:07Can I move up there?
11:08Crow's feet have crow's feet.
11:10Crow's feet have crow's feet.
11:11Yeah.
11:12That's how bad they were.
11:13You know, like your warts have warts.
11:14What do you say?
11:15All together now, athlete's feet.
11:18Yeah.
11:21That's the popular favorite.
11:23Yep.
11:24But you ain't got it.
11:25Nope.
11:26Corns.
11:27Yeah.
11:28You're weird enough to say corns.
11:29That's true, but I didn't this time.
11:31Oh, bunions.
11:32No, orthopedic shoes.
11:40Isn't she a caution?
11:42Yes, she is.
11:43She's too much, isn't she?
11:45Okay, Craig.
11:46Here we go, the last final round here.
11:48No score yet.
11:50Please.
11:51Let's go with B again.
11:52B again.
11:53Here we go.
11:54He wants B again.
11:56Dumb Dora is so dumb.
11:58How dumb is she?
12:00I'll tell you how dumb she is.
12:01I'll tell you how dumb she is.
12:02She sent her cultured pearls to blank.
12:06She sent her cultured pearls to blank.
12:10That's how dumb she is.
12:16Look at him.
12:17He's over there.
12:18If anybody would want any kind of an answer, he might...
12:23What are you looking for?
12:25All right.
12:26You put yours in the slot there, Ed?
12:28All right, man.
12:29How about that?
12:31Okay, Craig.
12:32Ready, Charles?
12:34He's writing.
12:35I'll read it slowly as he is finishing writing.
12:38Dumb Dora is so dumb,
12:42she sent her cultured pearls to...
12:45School.
12:46School.
12:52Okay.
12:53Said school.
12:56Not again.
12:57Don't do it to me again.
12:58Once again.
12:59I haven't done it to you yet.
13:00But you're going to.
13:01I can tell by the way you're laughing.
13:02Yes, that's right.
13:03Well, I think I qualify.
13:05I implied school, but I just went up a little higher.
13:08College is a match.
13:09School.
13:10Yeah, that's a school.
13:11Very good, Ed.
13:12Splendid.
13:13Yes.
13:14Or even a state university.
13:15College.
13:16State university.
13:17Two out of three.
13:18Certainly.
13:19I have a lot in common with him
13:21because I'm very into athletics, too.
13:24Yes, I'll bet you are.
13:25That's why I wear the shirt on backwards
13:26because the number could not be seen by the audience,
13:29you see, so I wouldn't show favoritism.
13:31Right.
13:32I also said the correct answer, scuba diving school.
13:37Pearl.
13:39No.
13:40School.
13:41Well, no, you were a little too specific there.
13:43Yeah.
13:44A little too specific to match the general answer of school,
13:46which he has given.
13:51Now, wait a minute.
13:54You...
13:57What is it?
13:58Did you mean school?
13:59What is S-C-H-O-O-L?
14:00He's got school.
14:01Oh, I knew it.
14:10You know, we've been on here, what, four years?
14:12I don't think he's ever reversed himself before.
14:15I think he needs a vacation.
14:17I'm talking about that tall, skinny guy, the judge over there.
14:21What have you got, Debra Lee?
14:23Finishing school.
14:24Finishing school is another master score for him.
14:28Dumb Dora's so dumb, she sent her cultured pearls to?
14:31School finishing.
14:33School of finishing.
14:35What?
14:36Wait a minute.
14:37Wait a minute.
14:38It was school.
14:39Hold on.
14:40If scuba diving school...
14:41Hold on.
14:43Now, wait, wait, wait, hold everything here.
14:45Hold on now.
14:46Finishing school is not a school?
14:48Is the same as scuba diving school.
14:50Now, what did you say?
14:51School.
14:52Did you say school?
14:53Yeah.
14:54Finishing school.
14:55Now, wait a minute.
14:56Now, wait just a second.
14:57Will everybody just shut up for a second there?
15:00I'm arguing this to the end.
15:02She said finishing school.
15:04Yes, I put it down, but I have it.
15:06Did you match her?
15:08Did you?
15:09Oh, all right.
15:10Well, then, what do you mean?
15:12You're telling me the word college is better than school?
15:14College?
15:15School?
15:16Hold everything down.
15:17Oh, no, wait.
15:18No, I'm sorry.
15:20That is insane.
15:22That is insane.
15:23College is better.
15:24You're saying school.
15:25That's a school.
15:26She said scuba diving school.
15:28No.
15:29What?
15:30What?
15:31What?
15:32What?
15:33The word is on the match.
15:38We will all do a chorus of the Marseillaise now,
15:42and all the revolutionaries will march in the street.
15:45Well, no, I think you've got to take the college away from them as well.
15:48Then we'll really have a riot.
15:49Oh, no.
15:52What's the difference between scuba diving school and religion?
15:55I don't know.
15:56Talk to them about it later.
15:57No, I'm not taking my card down.
15:58No, I'm not.
15:59No, I'm not.
16:00School.
16:01That's right.
16:02School.
16:03I can't believe that.
16:04Patty, would you show us your answer?
16:08School.
16:10What was I saying?
16:13No.
16:14No.
16:15No.
16:16No.
16:17No.
16:18No.
16:19No.
16:20No.
16:21No.
16:22Put your cards down now.
16:25Now you're going to have to stay after school.
16:27I don't mind.
16:28Would you show us your answer, my dear?
16:30I'm afraid.
16:31Show the answer.
16:33Show the answer, hon.
16:35Night school.
16:36Night school?
16:37First place is going to the Girls from Jamaica.
16:39Are you with me, girls?
16:40Boys.
16:42Boyz.
16:43Boyz.
16:44Boys, boys, boys.
16:45Yes!
16:46Yes, yes.
16:47Whoo!
16:48Yes!
16:49Whoo!
16:50Yes!
16:51Boom!
16:52Boom!
16:53Boom!
16:54Woo!
16:55Woo!
16:56What?
16:57What?
16:58What?
16:59I don't know.
17:00Commercial.
17:01A commercial.
17:02Hey!
17:03What is that?
17:04Block your head.
17:05Block your head!
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19:05from the heat of the heat.
19:06And a pair of gloves to protect your hands
19:07from the heat of the heat.
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19:09from the heat of the heat.
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19:18Now, Kathy, have you thought about it?
19:19I'll give it to you one more time.
19:22All right, she's finishing.
19:23Gloria charges $100 for a service for eight.
19:26The unusual thing is Gloria doesn't sell silverware.
19:29Gloria is a...
19:30Lady of the evening.
19:32Lady of the evening.
19:33Lady, lady of the evening.
19:39That was a song, wasn't it?
19:41You know, I see beneath the smile
19:47and then when I see beneath the smile,
19:49I see the wonderful, warm person beneath that.
19:52Yes.
19:53I really do.
19:54Party girl.
19:55Party girl.
19:56There's one for Kathy.
20:00Now, what do you say?
20:02I say she was a rug maker or hooker, as the case may be.
20:07All right.
20:09The score is now three to two.
20:11You need one more to tie it, Kathy, and two to win.
20:14Chuck?
20:15A word which comes from General Hooker
20:17in the Revolutionary War.
20:19Right.
20:20The score is now tied.
20:22One more lady of the evening will win the game for Kathy.
20:26What do you say to that?
20:27Finishing school.
20:28No.
20:29Hooker.
20:30Hooker wins the game.
20:32That's what you have.
20:34That's your next choice.
20:36Come on down here.
20:40Okay.
20:41Stand over there in your usual place, Kathy,
20:44and we'll get to you in a moment.
20:45And we're going to thank Craig Detloff
20:47for being with us here.
20:48This fellow's going to get a lot of gifts
20:50for Match Game 77.
20:51We thank you for being our guest.
20:53Pleasure to meet you.
20:54Sit down.
20:55I was spinning them off.
20:56I was spinning these hats.
20:57I did that for you.
21:02You were a riot.
21:05And next time, we're going to clean house,
21:09and these are the people you'll see.
21:12Dick Martin.
21:14Brett Somers.
21:15Charles Nelson-Roddy.
21:17Hattie Duke-Aston.
21:18Richard Dawson.
21:20And Fanny Clark.
21:22Thank you, celebrities.
21:23You were splendid.
21:25Have a nice weekend.
21:26Join us next time for Match Game 77.
21:29Goodbye.
21:31This is Johnny Olson speaking for Match Game 77,
21:44a Mark Goodson-Bill Todman production.
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