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00:00You
00:30Don't
00:34Go school zone there. I don't know. I don't think you're gonna get a sage insider
00:41Massive tick-tock
00:44Book east I'm going to talk to the inside of YouTube. I think I'll do it. I'll do it. No, it's time it was a
00:51New star parade champion
00:53I
00:58Guess you'll see now. I put it on a knee
00:59Kachiboshi, oh, it's got to push Taylor young committee
01:03So she's got to push all that's got to push Taylor young committee
01:06I was at the hatch committee no gaining Sangha sushi neta all you don't see must
01:10She's saw this now. We got some a 30-minute guest on a Takizawa Karen son. No, I was at a
01:15Sanju each menu to hold a
01:17Mottomo okunohyo Kakutoku Sakaenin Sangha Konkai no champion. I know you show Chateau. Do you Kotoni?
01:22Nani must Kono Kachiboshi wa hitotsu Juman in Nikon sansa remas
01:27Kachiboshi, I got a fat smothered. He's not me. It's unanimous in the Sanju man
01:32Push it up there. I know that you should be pretty man's I got a pretty soon Lakshmi
01:36Oh
02:06I just said, why don't you quit?
02:08I don't need that kind of advice.
02:10What should I have said?
02:11I didn't say I wanted to lose weight.
02:13And I didn't tell people not to eat.
02:16What?
02:17It's a rainbow mushroom!
02:19Don't eat it!
02:20That's all.
02:21What are you talking about?
02:22It has nothing to do with it.
02:23Don't eat it.
02:24What did you want me to say?
02:25I want you to sympathize with me.
02:27I get it, but...
02:29You can say something, right?
02:30Like, you're getting fat.
02:33What?
02:34Don't speak so loudly.
02:35You scared me.
02:36What?
02:37Why did you sympathize with my weight?
02:38What weight?
02:39I'm not saying you're fat.
02:41What?
02:42Like, I'm going to eat you.
02:43I went to eat somen the other day.
02:45You can say whatever you want.
02:47It has nothing to do with the conversation.
02:48This is 90% of a woman's conversation.
02:52What?
02:53It's funny when a woman hits a small rock,
02:56stretches it out, and makes it thin.
02:59It's funny when a woman plays.
03:01I don't get it because I'm a man.
03:03Don't use gender as an excuse!
03:05You're the one who started the conversation.
03:06You're so mean.
03:07Show me an example.
03:08I get it. It's my field.
03:10Say something.
03:11When you're an entertainer,
03:13you're told to do something funny at work.
03:16You don't like that, right?
03:18I get it.
03:19It's self-satisfaction.
03:20I don't think so.
03:21I don't think so either.
03:22What?
03:23It's painful to be told to do something funny.
03:25I'm a comedian.
03:26I tried to catch my breath at work,
03:28but it's not funny at all.
03:29I'm sorry.
03:30I'm the one who's being finalized.
03:32What?
03:33I'm told to do something funny.
03:34I'm told to do something funny.
03:36It's so painful that I can't swallow it.
03:37I'm told to do something funny.
03:38It's painful.
03:39I don't want to do something funny,
03:42but I'm not in the mood for it.
03:43You're talking too much.
03:45I'm going to quit being an entertainer.
03:47You can't sympathize with me.
03:49I know.
03:50You can't, either.
03:51I'm done.
03:53Bye-bye.
03:57Two stars.
03:58A new title song by Ash and D.
04:01Thank you for destroying it.
04:05It's been a while since I came to karaoke.
04:07I ordered a lot of food.
04:09You ordered a lot.
04:10Let's sing a lot.
04:11Let's sing.
04:14It's nice.
04:15It's nice.
04:16Excuse me.
04:17This is Megamonita Station.
04:19Please take your time.
04:23Anime version.
04:27Nice.
04:29Potato.
04:36Tapioca, sea banana, float.
04:43Cola, cider, black tea, matcha.
04:45There are wings to aim for the distant future.
04:53Cruel.
04:55Wait a minute.
04:58What is it?
04:59What is it?
05:00It feels good.
05:02It feels really good.
05:04Why?
05:05I don't know.
05:06Let's put it in next.
05:07I'll put it in.
05:09This is quite expensive.
05:11I've been practicing.
05:12Really?
05:13Can you do this?
05:14Open it.
05:19Green tea.
05:20What is this?
05:21It feels good.
05:23That's what I'm talking about.
05:24Octopus.
05:25Octopus.
05:26Tell me what you want.
05:32I ordered a lot of food.
05:34Maple cream toast, cola, cider, green tea, matcha.
05:38That's all.
05:39Please enjoy it until the end.
05:41Don't say it.
05:43It feels so good.
05:46When did you get it?
05:47Cola, cider, green tea, matcha?
05:49You have too many expectations.
05:51I ordered too much.
05:52Please order more.
05:53Let's put it in next.
05:54I want to eat it.
05:55I want to eat it.
05:56I want to eat it.
05:57I want to eat it.
05:58I want to eat it.
05:59I want to eat it.
06:00I want to eat it.
06:01I want to eat it.
06:02I want to eat it.
06:03I want to eat it.
06:04The blood of sand is boiling.
06:07The rain and the waves have disappeared.
06:11The memories of the summer day are a little in my eyes.
06:16Maple cream toast, cola, cider, green tea, matcha.
06:20I want to eat it.
06:23One star.
06:24Yu Pepe, a lucky guy who is rising in popularity in Kansai.
06:30Hello.
06:31Hello.
06:34I'm Yu Pepe.
06:35Nice to meet you.
06:36Nice to meet you.
06:37Nice to meet you.
06:39I've always been indecisive.
06:43Indecisive.
06:44I don't know how to fix it.
06:47Can you divide my words into baseball or soccer?
06:51Baseball or soccer.
06:52If you answer quickly, you'll be able to decide quickly.
06:56You'll be indecisive.
06:57I see.
06:58Yes.
06:59That sounds good.
07:00Let's do it.
07:01Let's do it.
07:02Hit the ball.
07:04Baseball.
07:05Kick the ball.
07:06Soccer.
07:079 people.
07:08Baseball.
07:0911 people.
07:10Soccer.
07:11Slide to the base.
07:12Baseball.
07:13Slide to the foot of a person.
07:14Soccer.
07:15There's a lot of confusion.
07:16Soccer.
07:17I only look at the representative player.
07:18Soccer.
07:19There's no offside.
07:20Is this okay?
07:24I feel like I'm losing my decision-making power.
07:28I don't think I can do this anywhere else.
07:30How about now and in the past?
07:32Now and in the past.
07:33Here we go.
07:34Smartphone.
07:35Now.
07:36Garake.
07:37In the past.
07:38Consumption tax 10%.
07:39Now.
07:40Consumption tax 3%.
07:41In the past.
07:42Power harassment.
07:43Now.
07:44Power harassment OK.
07:45In the past.
07:46Sex harassment OK.
07:47In the past.
07:48Punishment OK.
07:49In the past.
07:50Men are great.
07:51It's okay.
07:55I heard men are great at the end.
07:59Let's make it more fun.
08:01How about YouTubers and TikTokers?
08:03That sounds fun.
08:04Here we go.
08:05Who do you want to be?
08:09YouTuber.
08:10Who do you want as a friend?
08:12TikToker.
08:13Who do you want to be praised more?
08:14I don't care.
08:17You don't care?
08:18I don't remember which one to choose.
08:21Let's make it clearer.
08:24How about the face and the inside?
08:26The face and the inside.
08:27Here we go.
08:28For women, it's the face.
08:30No, not the face.
08:33It's not the face.
08:34Thank you very much, Moe.
08:39One star.
08:40Hip-hop rhythm entertainer.
08:43Dog food party.
08:47Now, let's start the experience class.
08:52First, turn your waist.
08:55Turn your waist.
08:58Turn your waist.
09:01Why?
09:02Why don't you turn your waist?
09:27Yo, you're lying.
09:28That's impossible.
09:29What's wrong with you?
09:30Are you serious?
09:31This is the beginning of the story.
09:32Yeah.
09:33If you turn your waist and the date changes,
09:35there's one thing I want to say.
09:39Why did you come to the hip-hop class?
09:44Why did you come to the hip-hop class?
09:48Yeah, yeah, yeah.
09:50Every time I turn my waist,
09:55the date changes.
09:58That's impossible.
10:01Every time I turn my waist,
10:04Try it.
10:05Try it.
10:06The date doesn't change.
10:08The date doesn't change.
10:10Try it.
10:20In a blink of an eye,
10:21New Year.
10:22Okay.
10:23Oh, my god.
10:24Got it.
10:29I got it.
10:31Okay.
10:33I knew it.
10:34Takoage and New Year.
10:36New Year is the best.
10:37Takoage is the best.
10:38New Year is the best.
10:39It's the best.
10:40New Year is the best.
10:41New Year is the best.
10:42New Year is the best for us.
10:44Hey, good work.
10:45Good work.
10:46Good work.
10:47Good work.
10:48Ah!
10:53I got a New Year's bow!
10:56Thank you for the amazing battle!
11:04Two stars!
11:05超新星ナチョー is a new member with more than 100,000 followers on Tiktok!
11:11Hello!
11:13Nice to meet you!
11:16I'm not good at singing,
11:18I'd like to practice singing in the karaoke room.
11:21You're not good at singing. Are you going to sing today?
11:23Yes. I want to give confidence to the audience.
11:27You're good at singing, aren't you?
11:29What do you mean?
11:30You're not good.
11:31You're good at singing, but you're not good at singing.
11:33If you take that stance, when you sing, you'll be called good at singing.
11:36No, I'm really bad at singing.
11:37No, no, people like you will definitely add extra harmony parts to the other people's singing.
11:41That's how you do it.
11:42No, really.
11:43Why are you talking back?
11:44I want to practice.
11:45Are you sure?
11:47I'm in the karaoke room.
11:51You're definitely good at singing when you're in the karaoke room.
11:54You're definitely good at singing.
11:56You're already singing.
11:58You know the flow of karaoke.
12:03See?
12:04I told you.
12:05I told you.
12:06Don't be fooled by people like him.
12:08People like him go to karaoke right away.
12:10When you go to a drinking party.
12:13You're definitely good at singing when you're in the karaoke room.
12:15You're definitely good at singing when you're in the karaoke room.
12:17I don't like it.
12:18I told you to let me sing.
12:20I don't like it.
12:21You're just trying to stand out.
12:23Hey.
12:30Hey.
12:41You did it.
12:50What are you trying to do?
12:53It's a song that I sang.
12:55But you did everything that I did.
12:57What are you talking about?
12:58You're good at singing.
13:00What are you doing?
13:02It's okay.
13:03Don't do everything that I did.
13:05It's like adjusting the echo.
13:07It's okay.
13:08You're listening to it too much.
13:15What are you doing?
13:17What are you doing?
13:19I definitely don't want to go to karaoke with you.
13:20No, it's you.
13:25One star.
13:26Tonight's guest is also an earthling.
13:28The laughing invader.
13:31Gera Gera Seijin.
13:52What are you doing?
13:53What are you doing?
13:54What are you doing?
13:55What are you doing?
13:56What are you doing?
13:57What are you doing?
13:58What are you doing?
13:59What are you doing?
14:00What are you doing?
14:01What are you doing?
14:02What are you doing?
14:03What are you doing?
14:04What are you doing?
14:05What are you doing?
14:06What are you doing?
14:07What are you doing?
14:08What are you doing?
14:09What are you doing?
14:10What are you doing?
14:11What are you doing?
14:12What are you doing?
14:13What are you doing?
14:14What are you doing?
14:15What are you doing?
14:16What are you doing?
14:17What are you doing?
14:18What are you doing?
14:19What are you doing?
14:21That is a gun.
14:29That hat is a beeune.
14:32Beeune is in a hive.
14:42You are like a rapper.
14:45It's cool.
14:50Oh
15:20I don't like it.
15:44One star, 13th year in the industry,
15:47the strong duo of Kouamote and Kimokawa, Nekonisuzu.
15:52Hello, I'm Nekonisuzu from Yamagen, Sateno.
15:56Nice to meet you.
15:58I'm really good at acting.
16:00You're lying.
16:01There's no way you're good.
16:02You've never seen me act for real, have you?
16:03No, I haven't. Where can I see it?
16:06You're acting like you're the real deal.
16:08No, I'm the unique one.
16:10There's no one like me.
16:12If you give me any situation, I can do it right away.
16:14Oh, really?
16:15What would it be?
16:16At work, you're a boss.
16:18And you're a bit of a powerhouse.
16:20How about acting like that?
16:21I think I can do it.
16:22You're confident?
16:23Okay, let's go.
16:24Ready, action!
16:28I'm not good at it, so it's like a dinosaur.
16:32What are you doing?
16:33What are you doing?
16:35You're just acting cute.
16:37Isn't it good?
16:38It's not good.
16:39Isn't it cute?
16:40It's gross.
16:41You're just showing your true self.
16:43It's gross.
16:44If you say that, I'll...
16:46No, no, no.
16:47I'm not saying I want you to do it.
16:49Anything else?
16:50You're already good, so don't go any further.
16:52Anything else?
16:53If you talk, it'll be too soft.
16:55Just your face.
16:56A serious acting.
16:57It's like a doctor's facial expression during surgery.
17:00You like it?
17:01Shut up.
17:02Okay, let's go.
17:03Ready, action!
17:05I'm sweating a lot.
17:07Don't talk so much.
17:09You're just acting cute.
17:12What are you doing?
17:14You're just acting cute.
17:16Isn't it good?
17:17It's not good.
17:18But you've never seen it, right?
17:20I've never seen it, so I can't say it's good.
17:23And I'm not good at it, so don't go any further.
17:25You're just acting cute.
17:27No, no, no.
17:28I'm just acting cute.
17:29You're just acting cute.
17:30No, no, no.
17:31I'm not saying I want you to do it.
17:33I found someone who's perfect for you.
17:36You're the creepiest person I've ever seen.
17:39Let's make use of this.
17:41Let's use this.
17:42Okay.
17:45Stalker!
17:47You're a stalker who's waiting for a girl in front of your house.
17:50Just act like that.
17:53You're a stalker who's waiting for a girl in front of your house.
17:56I'm not a stalker.
17:57Don't say that!
17:59Wait a minute.
18:00I'm not a stalker.
18:01That's it!
18:03That's it!
18:05I don't get it.
18:06You did it.
18:07Thank you very much.
18:12Two stars!
18:13A city that draws between everyday life and non-daily life.
18:17Boutoyotokamu!
18:21I'm Shuhei Tsutsumi, and I transferred to this high school today.
18:25I only have half a year until graduation.
18:28Nice to meet you, everyone.
18:30I transferred to Tsutsumi's high school at this time.
18:36I only have half a year until graduation.
18:38Let's get along with Tsutsumi.
18:41Let's go to your seat.
18:42Okay.
18:44The first class is Japanese history.
18:47Please open your textbooks.
18:49Can I see your textbooks?
18:51We're going to a new place today.
18:54The beginning of the 645th year of Taika.
18:57Will you make it in time?
18:59It's too late.
19:01The beginning of Taika in the summer of the 3rd year of Taika?
19:0528 pages?
19:07Don't you all have to take an exam?
19:09In 618, a war broke out in China.
19:13The central government system was completed by the Ritsuryo system.
19:18You're taking your time.
19:19That force reached the Korean Peninsula.
19:22Therefore, Kukri Kuda...
19:25What's wrong?
19:26The person who created Kukri is called Tomei Seiyo.
19:30Yes.
19:31Kukri was created 37 years before the beginning of Taika.
19:36Kukri's question?
19:39I've never heard of Kukri's question.
19:42You want to know the beginning of Taika, right?
19:44This class has a great desire to learn.
19:48The class is late because of the great desire to learn.
19:51Excuse me.
19:52What's wrong?
19:53Can you explain the beginning of Taika?
19:55To put it simply,
19:57Prince Oeno of Naka and Kamatari of Nakatomi.
20:02Two people who oppose each other form a tag team and fight against each other.
20:06If you compare them,
20:08it's like Momoshiro Takeshi and Kaido Kaoru in Keien.
20:12Why did you compare them with a tennis prince?
20:16If you compare them, it's usually Dragon Ball or One Piece.
20:19Excuse me.
20:20What's wrong?
20:21It's too late for the beginning of Taika in the summer of the 3rd year of Taika.
20:24This is the second round.
20:26I'm just making sure that I did well in the first round.
20:29I was overtaken in this moment.
20:35Please vote for the most interesting person among the eight groups.
20:42Thank you for your hard work.
20:51Thank you, Hakai.
20:54It's like a controversy.
20:57It's a straight-up controversy.
21:01How was it? It's your first time, right?
21:03Of course, it's my first time.
21:04What if the karaoke staff saw this and imitated it?
21:10I'm paying a lot of attention.
21:13I think there will be more people who want to do it.
21:15It was interesting.
21:16Next, Nachos.
21:19But Nachos just sang today.
21:24I've been doing two baseball jokes so far.
21:29Today, I'm going to graduate from the baseball character.
21:33You sealed it.
21:35It's a spoiler.
21:36Hello.
21:41It's coming out.
21:42I have to seal it.
21:44Next, Nekonis.
21:48How was it, Nekonis?
21:49It was really interesting.
21:51It was the best.
21:52There were a lot of songs today.
21:56Everyone was shining.
21:59The acting ability that was shining...
22:02The acting ability...
22:03You're the one who's shining.
22:08The shining was different today.
22:12It was really interesting.
22:14I felt like I was watching something.
22:15You felt like you were watching?
22:17You weren't watching?
22:19You weren't watching?
22:22I want to see the doctor again.
22:23How was the doctor?
22:29He's dead.
22:32He's cute.
22:33No matter how many times I practice, I'm still nervous.
22:38I will announce the winner of the New Star Parade Championship.
22:49The winner is...
22:53He's the one who's the best!
22:55There are so many girls!
22:58There are so many guys!
23:00He's the prince of the world!
23:02The winner is...
23:05Geeks, the change in police officers is in the 9th episode.
23:09The culprit of the access ban case where the victims disappeared has appeared and the Takanai Department is in a big slump.
23:14The show will air from 10 p.m. on Thursday.
23:16Please watch.
23:17The winner of the New Star Parade Championship is...
23:28Hakai Arigatou!
23:31The winner is Hakai Arigatou!
23:35Congratulations!
23:37The third star!
23:39I can't believe we've made it this far from the New Star Parade.
23:44This is the first time I've been on TV as a professional in my career.
23:51I can't believe I won the New Star Parade.
23:57You didn't belong to an agency at first.
24:00You were a freelance entertainer.
24:03That's right.
24:05Kanen-chan, who did you vote for?
24:08I voted for Good Ford Party.
24:11That's not true!
24:13I voted for Good Ford Party.
24:16I thought you voted for Neko ni Suzuya.
24:20I didn't know it was you.
24:22But I didn't watch it.
24:27Congratulations on your win!