Follows the unexpected relationship between a rogue rabbi and an irascible, loud, agnostic woman. | dHNfWG4yUHNYRDhtNEE
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00:00We've done this podcast for like 119 episodes and this story you're telling, it just sounds like very familiar.
00:06Alright, I could make healthier relationship choices.
00:09Mm-hmm.
00:11Hi everyone, I'm Joanne.
00:12I'm Noah.
00:13Did you know there's a rabbi here?
00:15No shit.
00:16Yeah.
00:17Where?
00:18He has a beard and he was definitely judging me.
00:19Sounds like a rabbi.
00:22Who's your friend?
00:23There's not a Jewish bone in her body.
00:26Unless you put one in her.
00:29You're the rabbi?
00:30It's hot, right?
00:37The big news is Joanne has a new man in her life.
00:39Okay, but we're not using names.
00:40So let's just call him the prophet.
00:43Message from Morgan.
00:44He's cuter than I expected.
00:46The brother is brutal.
00:47What are you doing to me?
00:48Drowning emoji.
00:49Okay, that's not...
00:50Vomit emoji.
00:51Unplug the phone.
00:52I'm so sorry about my sister with whom I have since cut ties.
00:59Who the hell is that?
01:03It's not us.
01:04It's not?
01:05No.
01:07Well, you have to admit you guys are a weird pair.
01:09Women are meant to experience big old orgasms.
01:14He's responsible, kind, and you...
01:17I'm not a bad person.
01:18Tattoos, thick neck, light criminal record.
01:20That's like way more than tight.
01:22We love fun, but do we end up with fun?
01:25Yeah, have you met Esther?
01:26Have you met Esther?
01:28She's not fun.
01:29That's why I married her.
01:30Are you serious right now?
01:32She'll burn out, and then she'll take a long nap.
01:34She's like a puppy.
01:35Now you're out here with whore number one and whore number two?
01:38I hope I'm whore number one.
01:42Are you dating hot rabbi?
01:43We definitely are a we.
01:45I just heard him introduce you as his friend.
01:47Yeah, totally.
01:51You gonna turn your whole life upside down for this girl?
01:53You're never gonna end up with my son.
01:57I told you, I was trying to stay away from Messi.
02:02And then we walked down the street, and he said...
02:05Hand me your ice cream.
02:07Okay, and did you do what you were told?
02:09I mean, obviously.
02:10Yes, chef.
02:16I mean, is there a world where this works?
02:27Yeah.
02:28Oh, wow.
02:29Yeah, buckle up.
02:30Oh, I can't.
02:31Rabbi Ruppa.
02:32Hi.
02:39You called me your friend in front of the teens,
02:42whose opinion I care about most.
02:44That was so sus.
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