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00:00You
00:30Ha ha ha ha
00:52Oh no, the new servant I just recruited...
00:56Is he a fool?
00:59Who are you?
01:01I'm your master
01:03Princess Miao Miao
01:06Princess Miao Miao?
01:08I don't care who you are
01:10Give me back the spirit medicine you took
01:12As my servant
01:14Yours is mine
01:16Mine is still mine
01:18You think too much
01:24You...
01:27Don't be so naughty
01:29I'll take this as a lesson from you
01:38She looks smaller than me
01:40Her cultivation has reached the level of the Five Spirits
01:45Where are you looking?
01:48You...
01:55The Five Spirits are indeed strange
01:58Now you can give me back the medicine
02:02Can your Five Spirits stop me?
02:05If you didn't drop the blood on me
02:08And caused a blood feud between us
02:10I wouldn't show mercy
02:13Blood feud?
02:15Do I have to be tied up with you forever?
02:17There's nothing wrong with the blood feud
02:20It's just that I can't be too far away from you
02:22If you get hurt, I'll get hurt too
02:25However, as my servant
02:28I won't take you for free
02:30As long as you agree to three conditions
02:33I'll give you 20 drops of Tai Gu Ling Ye
02:3620 drops of Tai Gu Ling Ye?
02:40What conditions? I need to think about it
02:42First, I'll give you the elixir
02:44Until my princess regains her cultivation
02:46Then I'll be able to release the blood
02:48Of course, I'll use enough benefits
02:50To exchange for your elixir
02:52Second, as my servant
02:54You need to finish the task I give you first
02:57Third, don't tell anyone about my identity
03:01If you agree to these three conditions
03:03I'll give you Tai Gu Ling Ye
03:06That's all?
03:07What? You don't appreciate it?
03:09Then I'll give you a few jars of home-made urine every month
03:11Okay, okay, okay, that's it
03:14Take it
03:24Thank you, Princess Miao Miao
03:26Not bad, little man
03:28I'll take care of you from now on
03:32She just said that she hasn't regained her cultivation
03:34And she's already so kind
03:36With her by my side
03:38Wouldn't it be a life-saving talisman?
03:40All right, I'm hungry now
03:42I'll give you 10,000 to 20,000 elixirs
03:47I don't have that many elixirs
03:49Elixirs? You're talking too much
03:51First violation, give me back the Ling Ye
03:54My stomach hurts, I'll talk to you later
03:56Second violation
03:58You little human, don't go too far
04:00Third violation, how dare you
04:11I'm tired
04:14I'll borrow some elixirs from the Elder
04:16You stay here, don't move
04:19Why shouldn't I move?
04:20I want to follow you
04:21No, I want to watch you
04:28Little brat
04:30Do you still remember me, old man?
04:41Greetings, Elder
04:43Thank you for helping me with the painting
04:45I especially brought you some good wine
04:49Of course, there's one more thing I need your help with
04:56I knew you wouldn't come to me
04:59Tell me
05:01My friend needs some elixirs
05:03I don't know if I can make an appointment for a year
05:10Your friend is from a noble family
05:13Are you willing to marry me?
05:19Old man, say that again
05:24I didn't expect my friend to reach the level of a martial artist at such a young age
05:28I'm sorry
05:32How about this
05:33I'll give you 10,000 elixirs
05:36Of course, if you're willing to be my elder
05:40You'll get 10,000 per month
05:43What do you think, little friend?
05:46What's so good about it?
05:48What conditions do you have?
05:51You only need to promise me one thing
05:55But you can't say it now
06:02Old man
06:03How do I know if you're going to ask for too much?
06:06I promise I won't get involved
06:10If you agree
06:12You can take this letter to the Hall of Merit
06:19Okay, it's a deal
06:22Little man, I'll go first
06:24Call me if you need anything
06:28You even prepared a letter
06:30You knew we would come
06:34Let's not talk about this
06:40Old man, I couldn't protect her
06:43Well done
06:45By the way, you're here to ask about Taigu Wuxiu, right?
06:53Although he can help you improve your strength quickly
06:57It's not an easy road
07:00Please enlighten me
07:03Taigu Wuxiu can make your qi accumulate quickly
07:09But your state will remain in the half-heaven
07:14Until the qi is enough to break through the Five King's Realm
07:18Then you can resist the Five King's Thunderbolt with your body
07:24It's hard to imagine
07:27I see
07:29Don't break it this time