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00:00Rules the Roost, 80,000 WWE fans in support of The Undertaker.
00:06It has been ten years since we have seen this scene at a WrestleMania.
00:12The Undertaker holding up a championship.
00:16A new era has dawned on Friday Night Mockall and
00:20SmackDown may never have seen what's gonna happen with the reign of the Deadman.
00:28When The Undertaker wins, these WWE fans win right alongside with him.
00:34And it was a roller coaster ride for the 80,000 plus here tonight, John.
00:38Valleys and mountains that The Undertaker finally, finally climbed in the end.
00:43How would you like to be one of these wrestlers on SmackDown, Michael?
00:47And standing on top of the mountain is Deadman, The Undertaker.
00:57It was an absolutely spectacular World Championship matchup between
01:01The Undertaker and Batista.
01:03First, The Undertaker on the last ride, and a near fall.
01:10And then Batista with a Batista Bomb, and something I never thought I'd see.
01:15The Undertaker kicking out of the former champion's signature maneuver.
01:21And did he get it up before three?
01:22Yes, The Undertaker did.
01:24And finally, the Tombstone Piledriver, which has dealt many a man.
01:30And tonight, took out The Animal.
01:32Perhaps the greatest victory in The Undertaker's career.
01:36But look at that, Michael.
01:43That right there is our new world champion.
01:47God help us all, and God save SmackDown.
01:50I don't know what in the hell we're gonna do now that The Undertaker moves the boots.
01:56The new world champion, The Deadman coming.
02:00I said The Deadman was coming to WrestleMania.
02:03Well, damn it to hell he did.
02:05And he's walking out like he walked in undefeated.
02:12Possibly the greatest of all time we have just witnessed, Michael.
02:17The Undertaker,
02:26the Undertaker.
02:34The Undertaker,
02:42Being the only boy in a military family taught me honor, respect, and that all the medals
02:59on your chest can't compare to the desire in your heart.
03:11But my heart holds my pride.
03:20You're a handsome son of a bitch.
03:24Hi, Pop.
03:26Hi, Steph.
03:27Wish me luck in your match tonight.
03:30Well, what do we have here, huh?
03:34What the hell did you do to Miss Pippin?
03:36Bring my granddaughter in here like this.
03:38No, just leave her right here.
03:40I want some good luck and maybe she can give it to me.
03:43Okay, relax, okay?
03:56Wash my hands?
04:04You came to see Gwen, Pop, huh?
04:06Yeah, you came to see Gwen, Pop beat up Donald Trump.
04:11That's just what I'm going to do.
04:13I'm going to do that for you.
04:15You know what I'm going to do?
04:17I'm going to bash Donald Trump's head in.
04:20That's what I'm going to do, yeah.
04:23And the other thing I'm going to do, I'm going to give him a skull fracture outside, huh?
04:28You'd like, Pop, to do that, give you a skull fracture?
04:30Yeah, I think so.
04:32Dad, did you scare him?
04:34I'm going to bloody him up, okay?
04:36I'm going to bloody him up big time.
04:38I'm going to shave his head bald.
04:40I'm going to pull it out by the roots and be like that girl.
04:52You smell what I smell?
04:54Smell.
04:57She just took a Trump.
05:01Well, do you think Mr. McMahon's in the zone?
05:04Focused or what?
05:06Mr. McMahon's focused all right.
05:07He better be.
05:08His hair is on the line and the Battle of the Billionaires has the potential of being chaotic.
05:12And speaking of chaotic, chaos has been the order of the day in ECW since the turf war broke out between the new breed and the ECW original.
05:23Seems like it's time to get nasty, baby.
05:27Look at this.
05:30There's the Sandman, the blue-collar hero.
05:38The following contest is an eight-man tag team match scheduled for one fall.
05:43Introducing first, the team of Sabu, the Sandman, Tommy Dreamer, and Rob Van Dam.
05:52The ECW Originals.
05:56Tonight, the ECW Originals have concluded their improbable journey from cult icons twirling in the tiny ECW arena in South Philadelphia to being showcased in front of over 80,000 rabid WWE fans at WrestleMania.
06:15Well, WWE presents WrestleMania 23, sponsored by 360 OPC, official pain relief of WrestleMania.
06:25And show that entrance in true ECW original fashion through the ECW, through the WWE fan, the sea of humanity of fans.
06:35You know, Dad, win, lose, or draw, the ECW Originals have already scored a career-affirming victory simply by being here at WrestleMania.
06:44Oh, yeah, I disagree a little bit with that, Joe.
06:47I mean, career-affirming victories put aside, this could be the grandest backfire on the grandest stage of them all.
06:54This is WrestleMania, Joe. Big time. This is the big one.
06:58Yeah, but I think the ECW Originals are pressure players.
07:02No, I'm not saying they're not pressure players.
07:04This is unbelievable, 1997, Joey.
07:07This is over 80,000 people, WrestleMania, and here comes the new breed.
07:12Introducing their opponents, the team of the legend first, the El Romero Marcus Corbin, Matt Stryker, and Kevin Thorne.
07:20The new breed.
07:22Well, the new breed, people say they're cocky, they're loaded with attitude, they're young, they're loaded with ability.
07:30But those are ingredients, in my opinion, for success.
07:33No question about it, and it was back in January that Mr. McMahon himself visited the new reborn ECW and made it clear
07:41he thought everything about the original ECW sucked, including and especially the ECW Originals.
07:49Mr. McMahon went on to crown Elijah Burke and the new breed the face of the new ECW,
07:56and that's how this war for the balance of power in ECW started.
08:01Here we go, balance of power, that's it on point, Joey.
08:03Ragging rights time.
08:05Who will it be?
08:06The new breed, will it be the ECW Originals?
08:09The new breed, they paved the way for the, I'm sorry, the Originals paved the way for the new breed,
08:14and the new breed just like kicked you in the butt, kicked you in the ass and said,
08:18get out of my way, Originals, it's my time to shine.
08:21I've been saying that for weeks on ECW, I like that style.
08:24Yeah, but the ECW Originals have made it clear that just because they are the past,
08:30they're not ready to become a permanent part of history.
08:33Sabu, ECW's Evil Knievel starting out with the former school teacher, Matt Stryker, who goes down in hard.
08:40Well, take it from me from experience, Sabu, one of the most unorthodox individuals ever to be in that square circle.
08:47Cover Sabu on top quickly.
08:49Well, to Matt Stryker's credit, to Matt Stryker's credit, he kicked out quick on a one count.
08:55That don't happen often.
08:57Now, Taz, here's something to think about as Matt Stryker's in a precarious position.
09:01Look at this, the Sandman going up top.
09:04And the Sandman dropping a leg.
09:06There's a place the Sandman's sober enough to do that.
09:09Sandman feeling his ults.
09:10Here we go.
09:11Covered.
09:12Sandman hooks the leg.
09:13In comes the alpha male, Marcus Corbin, to save Matt Stryker.
09:16Nothing wrong with that.
09:17You gotta win the match, right?
09:18Save your opponent if he's about to get pinned.
09:20Whoa!
09:21There goes Elijah Burke.
09:23And there's the tag into Tommy Dreamer.
09:25Each one of the ECW originals very unique in their own way.
09:29Double team elbow.
09:31In fact, the backbones of the ECW originals were the foundation that was laid in the original ECW.
09:38Well, that's Ariel there trying to get in a distracting Dreamer a bit.
09:42Oh!
09:43And there's that distraction.
09:44Dreamer takes from the lower back.
09:46Nice shot by Elijah Burke.
09:48In comes the powerhouse, the alpha male, Marcus Corbin.
09:52Oh, man.
09:53I just love Corbin.
09:54I love this guy's style, his swagger.
09:56Everything about what he does in that ring is athletic ability.
10:00Cass, here's something to think about.
10:02Rob Van Dam, the only competitor in this match who's ever competed at WrestleMania.
10:06How nerve-wracking can that be for the other seven competitors?
10:10It's quite nerve-wracking for sure.
10:13It could be nerve-wracking, yeah, but you got to continue.
10:18Tommy Dreamer's in trouble.
10:19Back in comes Elijah Burke, the leader of the new breed.
10:22Dreamer, a well-oiled machine here.
10:27That's a cohesive unit looking really good on the ECW originals.
10:31Hold on.
10:32The Elijah Express connects in the corner.
10:35We've seen Elijah Burke get a win.
10:37Look at Elijah Burke mocking Tommy Dreamer.
10:39No respect.
10:40Could this be all for the originals?
10:41Look at the leg.
10:42No, in comes Sabu.
10:44You know, the new breed as a group, Cass, I don't think anyone can deny,
10:47are younger, stronger, faster.
10:49But experience, you would think, has to play a factor in that.
10:52Oh, yeah.
10:54I wouldn't necessarily say stronger.
10:56I mean, you got guys like Dreamer and Van Dam.
10:59Wait a minute.
11:00Kevin thought it was all for cover.
11:01I mean, Van Dam's pretty quick also, Joe,
11:04so you can't really be a little surprised when he said that.
11:07No, no, I meant as a whole, not individually.
11:09And right now, we've got a 270-pound fanged freak,
11:12a follower of vampirism, Kevin Thorne,
11:15trying to take the head off of Tommy Dreamer,
11:18whose broken back and broken neck are well-documented in ECW history.
11:22Well, you know, Kevin Thorne's size is deceiving.
11:26Oh!
11:27Might be not used his jaw for a while after that boot.
11:30Watch out!
11:31And there's the power I was talking about.
11:33This could be all Dreamer.
11:34Shoulder down.
11:35No, left shoulder up.
11:36There's Sabu coming in and catching Thorne with a boot
11:39right across the face.
11:41Break up that pin cover.
11:43And thus far, quick tags being employed by the New Breed,
11:46who in a very short amount of time obviously know each other
11:49for a lot fewer years than the ECW originals.
11:51They've really gelled as a unit.
11:53I just said that earlier.
11:54You know, they're like a well-oiled machine.
11:56Cover to...
12:00And the New Breed have isolated Tommy Dreamer.
12:03They have kept Tommy Dreamer in the ring,
12:05perhaps feeling that based on Dreamer's background
12:07with injuries, might be the weak link.
12:09Yeah, it could be.
12:10I mean, if you're going to single out Tommy Dreamer,
12:12pick your spot, and, you know, utilize him
12:14as the sacrificial limb, that could be.
12:16He's well-documented.
12:17Tommy's been busted up over the years,
12:19but he keeps persevering.
12:20Very tough, this Dreamer.
12:23And the New Breed, quite frankly,
12:25could have isolated any one of the four originals in the ring,
12:27and the way they're working so well together
12:29may have been equally as dominant.
12:31And now Dreamer, go behind, ducks the clothesline.
12:34Oh!
12:36Got a combination like a DDT neckbreaker
12:38going on by Tommy Dreamer,
12:40who now has to make the tag
12:42for the sake of the ECW original.
12:44Absolutely.
12:45I want to just take this time real quick
12:46to say I was just shocked
12:47I never thought I'd see the day
12:48ECW, part of WrestleMania,
12:51history in the making right here, baby.
12:53ECW is all grown up.
12:56Tommy Dreamer now inching his way to the corner.
12:59Oh, but Elijah Brooke...
13:01Wait, no! Elijah Brooke kicked off!
13:03Tommy Dreamer makes the tag!
13:05And in comes the leader of the originals,
13:07Rob Van Dam!
13:09Rob Van Dam, the ugliest superstar ever
13:12to hold the WWE and ECW championships
13:15simultaneously,
13:17and the New Breed may be about to find out why.
13:19Well, Matt Stryker, oh, just learned the hard way.
13:22Don't play with Van Dam, kick right in the munch.
13:24This could be all!
13:25Uh-oh.
13:26Rob Van Dam may be feeling froggy.
13:27Watch out!
13:28Oh!
13:29Van Dam over Stryker
13:30and kicks Kevin Thorne right in the munch.
13:32Stryker's in trouble, Joey.
13:34Wait a minute.
13:35Rollin' monkey flip, baby!
13:36Yeah!
13:37Whoa!
13:38What elevation!
13:40There's a...
13:41Rob Van Dam!
13:44It's a lesson in physics
13:45for the former teacher, Matt Stryker.
13:47Here we go!
13:48Rollin' thunder!
13:49On point!
13:50Oh, look at, look at Thorne!
13:52The alpha male pulls Rob Van Dam out of the ring
13:55moments ago.
13:56He had April incoming!
13:57Oh!
13:58Oh, my gosh, that move.
14:01Soaring through the air.
14:02Wait a minute.
14:03Back in comes Dreamer.
14:04No!
14:05Hits that trademark DDT.
14:06Stryker gets spiked like a lawn dart.
14:09Go for it, Tommy!
14:12No, Burke from behind.
14:14Say what you want about Burke,
14:15you gotta credit him here,
14:16but then you gotta credit the Sandman.
14:18The Sandman, like an out-of-control
14:20alcohol-fueled train,
14:22runnin' over New Breed.
14:23And listen, Joey, bodies everywhere,
14:25ECW style, baby,
14:27all the way to the extreme,
14:28and someone's feelin' a little five-star-ish!
14:31Five-star frog splash!
14:34Rob Van Dam got all of that one!
14:36Cover that man!
14:37Can he get him?
14:38Van Dam on top!
14:39Two!
14:40Three!
14:41Yes!
14:43Ladies and gentlemen,
14:44the Sandman,
14:45Sam Boone,
14:46Tommy Dreamer,
14:47and Rob Van Dam!
14:50The ECW Originals!
14:54Well, I'll tell you what, Joey,
14:56by hook or crook,
14:57the ECW Originals,
14:59they got it done!
15:01Congratulations to them,
15:02and congratulations to ECW!
15:04We're at WrestleMania, baby!
15:06Taz, I got one thing to add.
15:08Oh, my God!
15:09The ECW Originals!
15:11The ECW Originals have just won
15:14at WrestleMania!
15:20What a night!
15:23I got goosebumps!
15:25You need decaf!
15:37When I was young,
15:39kids tried to get the best of me.
15:42So I turned to my dad.
15:45He put his arm around me
15:48and said,
15:52Here's a can of whoop-ass,
15:54now go open it up
15:55on those sorry sons of bitches.
16:00Now,
16:02I'm all grown up,
16:04and I've been opening cans of whoop-ass ever since.
16:09WrestleMania!
16:30WrestleMania!
16:33WrestleMania 23
16:38Indeed, ladies and gentlemen,
16:39it's been a great host,
16:40WrestleMania 23,
16:41putting forth those keen
16:42to go into the sunshine next year.
16:44Oh, yes, sir, you're right.
16:45WrestleMania gonna be in Orlando, Florida
16:48next year, right, JR?
16:50Of course, ladies and gentlemen,
16:51so many dignitaries here tonight,
16:52including one of the greatest
16:53pound-for-pound boxers of all time,
16:55Thomas the Hitman Hearns,
16:58a boxing legend without a doubt,
17:00and perhaps the most legendary haircut
17:02the most legendary head-shaving
17:05of all time is about to occur.
17:07Oh, this is gonna be big.
17:08Finally, the battle of the billionaires
17:11doesn't get any bigger than that.
17:12Ladies and gentlemen,
17:13the entire business and entertainment world
17:17has been talking about this situation
17:20endlessly for weeks.
17:22The time has come.
17:24Which billionaire will leave
17:26WrestleMania 23 totally bald tonight?
17:33The battle of the billionaires.
17:35Vincent Kennedy McMahon
17:37versus Donald Trump.
17:39Ego versus ego.
17:40Hair versus hair.
17:42It's all going down at the most
17:44highly anticipated event of the year,
17:46WrestleMania 23,
17:48as Umaga and Bobby Lashley
17:50fight to keep their billionaire
17:52out of the barber's chair.
17:54And only XS has the full story.
17:59Hollywood is brimming with buzz
18:01awaiting the result of this epic confrontation,
18:04and everyone's got their favorite
18:06heading into this heated clash
18:07of billion-dollar bank accounts.
18:10I'd like to see Donald get his head shaved.
18:12You gotta see, you know, the Donald bald.
18:13Donald.
18:14Donald.
18:15Donald.
18:16Donald Trump.
18:17Donald, absolutely.
18:18Don is my man. I want him to keep his duke.
18:19Trump's a businessman.
18:20He didn't get into this deal
18:21thinking he was gonna lose.
18:22You will get your head shaved bald
18:25at WrestleMania, kids.
18:28He is the chairman of the WWE,
18:31the architect of WrestleMania.
18:33Me, Vincent Kennedy McMahon,
18:36a business icon, creative genius,
18:38and one handsome, virile son of a...
18:41People all over the world love me.
18:45But unfortunately for Mr. McMahon,
18:47he's not the only billion-dollar ego
18:49on the block.
18:51Money.
18:52Money, money, money, money.
18:56Donald Trump!
18:57Vince, the audience really just doesn't like you.
19:01Give them what everybody wants.
19:04Money, Vince. Money, money, money.
19:07It's real money!
19:08Donald Trump, you embarrass me like this!
19:10I've never seen anything like this in my life!
19:12Mr. McMahon has been trumped!
19:15Of course a billion-dollar battle
19:17requires a billion-dollar arsenal.
19:20McMahon and Trump's weapons of choice...
19:23This super heavyweight is a dangerous,
19:26deadly kill of fame.
19:29My man, the ECW world champion,
19:34Bobby Lashley.
19:36The incomparable powerhouse,
19:38a man with no fear,
19:40the reigning ECW champion of the world.
19:44Two colossal competitors,
19:46each charged with the same task,
19:48to win.
19:49Oh, wait a minute, wait a minute!
19:51Oh, wait a minute, wait a minute!
19:52Bumaga with a chin shot on Lashley!
19:54And look at Bobby Lashley fighting back!
19:56Lashley wants a piece of Bumaga!
19:58With a billion-dollar battle
20:00so dangerously close to meltdown,
20:02only one man could be brought in
20:04to keep everyone in check.
20:09Stone Cold, the special referee
20:12in the battle of the billionaires!
20:15At WrestleMania, I can guarantee you
20:18there will be a bald-headed billionaire.
20:23So all of the pieces are in play.
20:26Two billionaires,
20:27hell-bent on shaving the other bald.
20:30I'm gonna shave your head bald, Donald.
20:34I'm gonna give you a billionaire bitch slap.
20:37I doubt that very much.
20:39I will kick your ass.
20:41Two mammoth competitors set for action.
20:44Bumaga is a 400-pound carnivore.
20:48How in the hell is Bobby Lashley gonna survive?
20:52Oh, my God!
20:53The brute raw power,
20:55the unmitigated strength of Bobby Lashley!
20:59And a Stone Cold enforcer
21:01ready to guide their confrontation
21:03to its ultimate conclusion.
21:05Someone's gonna get their head shaved bald
21:07at WrestleMania,
21:08and that's the bottom line.
21:10The Stone Cold said so.
21:13It's the battle of the billionaires,
21:15and it all happens right now.
21:22And now it is time
21:24for the battle of the billionaires
21:27hair versus hair match.
21:30Now in this match,
21:32the billionaire who represents
21:35loses the match,
21:37will have his head shaved off
21:39in this very ring.
21:42Wait a minute.
21:44What is this, JR?
21:47Well, it's a traveling barbershop king,
21:50I would suggest.
21:52Oh, my gosh.
21:54I've seen it all now.
21:56A barbershop that's got its own entrance
21:58and entrance music.
22:00All we need now is a barbershop quartet.
22:05Oh, my. There it is.
22:07That barber's chair.
22:10Shaving cream, razors,
22:12all the appropriate tools.
22:14Now this is not gonna be, I mean, you know,
22:16this is not gonna be just a little trim.
22:18This is gonna be head shaving, right?
22:20Exactly.
22:30There he is.
22:34Mr. McMahon.
22:40Mr. McMahon.
22:43He's a beauty queen. Do you know who they were?
22:45That's Katie Blair, who's missed Teen USA 2006,
22:49and Zuleika Rivera, who's missed Universe 2000,
22:52and Rachel Smith, the new Miss USA.
22:55They're doing Mr. McMahon.
22:57Mr. McMahon in that traditional power walk
23:00seemed a little bit unbalanced in my view.
23:02A little bit earlier tonight,
23:04we're talking to his granddaughter.
23:06Look at me.
23:08Did you say that little baby took a trauma?
23:16Look at all the media that's here at ringside.
23:20Everyone, every media outlet,
23:23wants that first shot of the bald billionaire,
23:27whoever that may be.
23:29Oh, look at that smile.
23:33The man that created WrestleMania
23:36could be humiliated at his own creation.
23:41But not if this carnivore
23:44has anything to say about it.
23:51Representing Mr. McMahon from the Isle of Samoa,
23:55weighing in at 350 pounds,
23:58he is the Intercontinental Champion,
24:02Umaga!
24:04On a weekend where the Wild Samoans
24:07were inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame,
24:11could that perhaps be an omen
24:14as far as Umaga, the Samoan Bulldozer,
24:18representing Mr. McMahon?
24:20Well, Mr. McMahon bought the best.
24:22And you can tell by the smile on Mr. McMahon's face
24:26he's happy about it.
24:27Speaking of Mr. McMahon's smile,
24:29Jerry, do you know that he's so rich
24:31he hires a different dentist for each tooth?
24:33I did not know that.
24:34Oh, I'm telling you, Mr. McMahon's career is so expensive.
24:37I'm glad you've done your research, as usual.
24:40Mr. McMahon, those unique gestures.
24:43I just...
24:45McMahon is a very resourceful individual.
24:48Mr. McMahon created WrestleMania 23 years ago.
24:52Can you imagine
24:54how such the alpha male that McMahon is,
24:58how his life would be if he's humiliated
25:01before over 80,000 fans and a worldwide audience?
25:05He couldn't stand for anybody to call him Q-Ball
25:08or to go around with his head looking like a...
25:11Like a...
25:12No, like a...
25:13Like a Q-Ball!
25:14I mean, or for somebody to call him Prong Donk.
25:17Could you imagine that?
25:18I wouldn't like the Estrada's chances
25:21of a significant 401K
25:23if Umaga doesn't win this match.
25:26That's only my assumption.
25:32Money!
25:33Money, money, money, money!
25:35Oh, boy!
25:36Money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money!
25:40Money!
25:41Money, money, money, money!
25:46Well, here comes the money, man!
25:48And look at the whole media equation!
25:50By former Miss USA,
25:52Mary Connors!
25:54Hey, hey!
25:55Here comes the money for real!
25:57Can't get back here.
26:00Oh, yes!
26:02Holy Donald Trump!
26:03Look at this!
26:05Oh, Lord!
26:06Look at Bill!
26:09And he is the star
26:11of the mega-hit television show
26:14The Apprentice,
26:15Mr. Donald Trump!
26:21Well, the billionaire Donald Trump
26:23would love to rename this event
26:25Trumpomania.
26:28Is this a battle of the billionaires?
26:30Is it more than that?
26:34Well, look at that man right there,
26:36Donald Trump.
26:37I will say that,
26:39do you know that
26:40he was the most searched
26:42name on the World Wide Web
26:44this weekend?
26:45Number one most searched.
26:47That man right there,
26:48Donald Trump.
26:49All in relationship
26:50to this match.
26:51They want to know about that hair.
26:53Mr. McMahon having
26:54a huddle of sorts
26:56right in front of our
26:57announcement edition
26:58with Estrada,
26:59who is communicating
27:00to Umaga.
27:02Well, Mr. McMahon
27:03looks at Donald Trump.
27:04Mr. McMahon told me
27:05that he has seen better hair
27:07on moldy bread
27:08than Donald Trump
27:09has on his head.
27:12Look at that.
27:13Perhaps the most recognized
27:14head of hair in the globe
27:16belongs to Donald Trump.
27:20It is a
27:22It is a phenomenon,
27:23ladies and gentlemen,
27:24that hair.
27:27Both of these billionaires
27:28making gestures like
27:30each one of their heads
27:31is going to be shaved,
27:32but one thing for sure,
27:35one billionaire is going
27:36to go bald tonight.
27:38Stone cold guarantees it.
27:48And representing
27:50Mr. Donald Trump
27:52from Colorado Springs,
27:53Colorado,
27:55weighing in at 273 pounds,
27:58he is the ECW
28:01World Champion
28:03Bobby Lashley.
28:13Bobby Lashley possesses
28:15freakish strength.
28:17Bobby Lashley is a no-nonsense
28:19world-class athlete.
28:22Bobby Lashley,
28:23the ECW Heavyweight Champion,
28:25is a former
28:26United States Army Sergeant.
28:30And Bobby Lashley
28:31may get a suite
28:33at the top of Trump Tower
28:35courtesy of that man,
28:36Donald Trump,
28:37if he wins this match tonight.
28:38Yeah, maybe for life.
28:39Right.
28:40Trump might have a street
28:41in Atlantic City
28:42named after Bobby Lashley.
28:44And Lashley can successfully
28:46defeat Umaga here tonight.
28:48Have you ever been inside
28:49Donald Trump's condominium?
28:51He is so rich, JR.
28:52He's got a Persian rug
28:53made out of real Persians.
28:56That's amazing to me.
28:57I know.
28:58Donald Trump is something else.
29:02Bobby Lashley,
29:03three-time National Amateur Champion.
29:08Four-time All-American.
29:10But boy, this is about as far
29:12from amateur wrestling
29:13as one can get.
29:15This is Lashley
29:16versus Umaga.
29:18And there's only one man
29:20that I can recall
29:21that has ever beaten Umaga.
29:24Umaga had a wonderful
29:25winning streak last year
29:26that started right after
29:27WrestleMania.
29:32And keeping my knowledge,
29:33it's the first time
29:34that the ECW champion
29:36has ever competed
29:37for the Intercontinental Champion
29:42at a WrestleMania.
29:44Well, that's Lashley.
29:45He is a stallion,
29:46I'll tell you.
29:49But the Samoan Spike
29:51bringing at least
29:53348-pound wing,
29:57Umaga will be
29:58something to deal with.
30:14And ladies and gentlemen,
30:15please welcome
30:16your special guest referee,
30:20Stone Cold Steve Austin.
30:24Well, there he is, JR.
30:26The Rattlesnake,
30:27that, by the way,
30:28inducted you into
30:29the Hall of Fame last evening,
30:30has arrived.
30:32And I'm sure he plans
30:33on raising hell
30:34before he leaves.
30:35I can tell you this, King.
30:37The Rattlesnake and I
30:38celebrated at 4 o'clock
30:39this morning.
30:40Austin is not in a good mood.
30:42Austin is a little gnarly,
30:44to tell you the absolute truth.
30:45And he will show
30:46no favoritism
30:47in this match.
30:48And look at the face
30:49from the 80,000 plus,
30:52from his partial referee
30:54in this battle
30:55of the billionaires.
30:59He knows full well
31:00that Austin will not
31:02be intimidated
31:03by either of these two
31:04amazing competitors.
31:09I don't think Stone Cold
31:10knows the meaning
31:11of the word intimidation.
31:15And look at this, JR.
31:16What a sight.
31:17Over 80,000 of our great fans
31:19have jammed into this,
31:21well, this building
31:23here tonight
31:24to witness the battle
31:25of the billionaires.
31:26Fans from all 50 states,
31:28non-Canadian provinces,
31:2924 countries
31:31outside North America
31:33have descended upon
31:34the Motor City
31:35for WrestleMania 23.
31:38And this is
31:39the largest crowd
31:40that any of these
31:41current superstars
31:42have ever competed in front of.
31:46Austin has said
31:47very specifically,
31:49very up front,
31:51that he will do
31:52whatever it takes
31:53to make sure that
31:54either McMahon or Trump
31:56leave this event bald.
31:59That's a Stone Cold
32:00here.
32:01What do you think
32:02of Donald Trump's hair?
32:03I think it's one of the
32:04unique mysteries
32:05of mankind.
32:06What do you mean
32:07mysteries?
32:11Oh, I wouldn't say that.
32:12Well, that's what
32:13Mr. McMahon said.
32:15Well, here we go.
32:17This match is about
32:18Umaga and Bobby Lashley
32:19surviving this man
32:20that outweighs Lashley
32:21approximately 70 or 80 pounds.
32:25Umaga, no amateur background.
32:29Here they go!
32:30And, uh,
32:32Lashley not intimidated.
32:34As we said earlier,
32:35this is gonna be a,
32:36this may be another
32:37battle of attrition.
32:38Who can survive
32:39this situation?
32:41Straight right hands
32:42by Lashley,
32:43and Umaga trying
32:44to keep some distance.
32:45But Lashley follows
32:46Umaga back in.
32:47Hard close line.
32:49High impact
32:50stuck here, King.
32:51And look at Mr. McMahon,
32:52he looks as if he's feeling
32:53every one of those
32:54rights and lefts
32:55that Bobby Lashley
32:56is laying on his man
32:57Umaga.
32:58Well, Lashley was
32:59in the ropes
33:00and Austin wanted to break.
33:01Uh-oh.
33:02I don't like
33:03the looks of this.
33:04Austin said he was
33:05gonna run the show
33:06here tonight.
33:07He would be in charge.
33:08And Lashley
33:09walked right into
33:10a huge right foot
33:11from the,
33:12what I think
33:13is the right foot
33:14of Umaga.
33:15Well, that just shows
33:16you that Bobby Lashley
33:17shouldn't be worried
33:18about Stone Cold Steve Austin.
33:19He better concentrate
33:20on Umaga.
33:21Look out here!
33:22And Lashley going
33:23airborne,
33:24that shoulder block
33:25after Umaga may have
33:26cracked his head
33:27on a turnbuckle.
33:28The count,
33:29the two,
33:30and Umaga's foot
33:31placed on the bottom
33:32rope if I'm not mistaken,
33:33King,
33:34by Armando Estrada.
33:35Well, I don't think
33:36you're mistaken.
33:37Estrada in the right
33:38place at the right time.
33:39Look at this!
33:40And Bobby Lashley
33:41taking exception
33:42to Umaga's
33:43handler.
33:44Cigars flying everywhere
33:45though.
33:46Those Cubans.
33:47Look out!
33:48Bobby Lashley.
33:49And Stone Cold
33:50has just led
33:51to heaven!
33:52Wow!
33:53Bobby Lashley
33:54with a running
33:55tower slam
33:56on Umaga's
33:57handler,
33:58Estrada.
33:59Look out!
34:00And Estrada
34:01gets taken out
34:02with a trash,
34:03so to speak.
34:04My God!
34:05My God!
34:06Oh, Lord!
34:07Holy!
34:08That's it!
34:09Oh, that could
34:10do it right there!
34:11Lashley sidestepped
34:12the oncoming truck.
34:13What did you say,
34:14Umaga Wade?
34:15I think he's
34:16close to 400.
34:17Well, watch this.
34:18Every ounce of Umaga
34:19still standing
34:20over the top
34:21without touching
34:22anything.
34:23The instincts of
34:24Bobby Lashley
34:25at that moment
34:26were amazing.
34:27How is Umaga
34:28standing on his feet?
34:29He truly is Umaga.
34:30I mean,
34:31get down here.
34:32Umaga landed
34:33with a thunderous
34:34thrash.
34:35And Umaga
34:36trying to,
34:37was showing some
34:38concern for his handler,
34:39but Mr. McMahon
34:40says he can't
34:41grieve forever,
34:42Umaga.
34:43Oh, my goodness.
34:45I mean,
34:46this whole
34:47stadium shook.
34:48I'm impressed
34:49that Umaga
34:50is upright.
34:51He's vertical.
34:52After they're going
34:53over that top rope
34:54and Bobby Lashley!
34:55Oh, man!
34:56Same thing for Lashley!
34:57Lashley
34:58with a suicide dive
34:59and much to the like
35:00of Mr. McMahon,
35:02Lashley goes
35:03head first
35:04ahead of her
35:05to the concrete.
35:06Oh,
35:07Mr. McMahon
35:08is smiling now.
35:09What's this now,
35:10Bobby Lashley?
35:11Ow!
35:12Umaga moved things along
35:13there,
35:14you'll see right there.
35:16Lashley
35:17landing on his neck
35:18and upper
35:19torsos
35:20with those
35:21big shoulders,
35:22those trapezius muscles
35:23of Lashley
35:24being put to the test
35:25in the way that
35:26Lashley landed.
35:28And Umaga
35:29with a splash!
35:30That could do it!
35:31That could do it!
35:32Also got a good look
35:33and Lashley
35:34refusing to stay down,
35:35kicking out at two.
35:37All right,
35:38two counts there,
35:39lucky for that man.
35:40Come on, Bobby!
35:41Just a two count.
35:42There's only one left.
35:43There's two
35:44and then three
35:45and then it's everything.
35:47Mr. McMahon's got that
35:48figured out,
35:49I can promise.
35:50And look at Umaga
35:51choking away
35:52and Austin
35:53as well,
35:54Umaga didn't break the hold.
35:55Austin
35:56obviously doesn't want
35:57to disqualify
35:58either man.
35:59Well,
36:00that's an attention
36:01getter there.
36:02That's a
36:03hands-on officiating.
36:05Now, Umaga,
36:06I don't think
36:07he's on the bad side
36:08of the Rattlesnake,
36:09not in this match.
36:10Umaga again
36:11with Lashley
36:12on the ropes.
36:13Umaga choking away
36:14Austin at four.
36:15Austin,
36:16Austin
36:17using this
36:18look at this!
36:19The Rattlesnake's got
36:20a handful of
36:21Samoan hair here.
36:22Stone Cold
36:23with a handful
36:24of Umaga's hair.
36:26Austin trying to
36:27control the
36:28Samoan Savage.
36:31Umaga
36:32refusing to listen
36:33to the
36:34referee's instructions.
36:35Well, I don't even know
36:36how Umaga
36:37understands the
36:38referee's instructions,
36:39but he looks
36:40as if he wants
36:41to bite Stone Cold's
36:42head off.
36:43Shake it off, Bobby!
36:44Shake it off!
36:45No promise.
36:46Hair still in place
36:47for now.
36:48And so is
36:49Michigan Man.
36:50Oh!
36:51What a
36:52difference-making
36:53clothesline
36:54from a
36:55400-pound
36:56super heavyweight.
36:57It's coming!
36:58Couldn't give a damn
36:59about who he hurts.
37:00I bet he hurts him
37:01as long as Umaga
37:02gets the job done
37:03here tonight.
37:04High impact
37:06and Lashley now
37:07being hammered
37:08stomped on.
37:11Umaga's
37:12certainly not fancy
37:13here, King.
37:16Breaking his tie
37:17and being very
37:18methodical.
37:19Not wanting to make
37:20any major mistakes
37:21as Umaga
37:22takes all that weight
37:23right down in the
37:24chest cavity
37:25of Bobby Lashley
37:26which had to drive
37:27the air
37:28out of the
37:29former
37:30All-American
37:31amateur.
37:32And you saw
37:33Mr. McMahon
37:34instructing his
37:35man Umaga
37:36to finish off
37:37Bobby Lashley.
37:39Look at Mr. McMahon,
37:40he's so proud.
37:42Look, he's telling
37:43Donald Trump
37:44your hair's on its
37:45way out.
37:46You got wavy hair
37:47but it's about to
37:48wave goodbye.
37:49Mr. McMahon
37:50having a running
37:51conversation,
37:52so to speak,
37:53a one-sided
37:54conversation
37:55with the Donald
37:56and Lashley.
37:57The first ECW
37:58champion.
37:59Oh no!
38:00That's it!
38:01A Samoan drop
38:02by Umaga.
38:03Donald Trump
38:04is going to lose
38:05his hair!
38:06Mr. McMahon
38:07seemed to have
38:08gained a sparkle
38:09in his eye.
38:10As if the boss
38:11Mr. McMahon
38:12was referring to.
38:14Do I see sweat
38:15on the brow
38:16of Donald Trump?
38:18Can a billionaire
38:19break a nervous sweat?
38:20That's expensive
38:21perspiration.
38:23He probably hires
38:24people to mop
38:25his brow.
38:28Lashley,
38:29the bottom
38:30fell out.
38:31Lashley may be
38:32the one
38:33who has the two count.
38:34Hey, hey, hey.
38:35Wait a minute,
38:36Mr. McMahon.
38:38Mr. McMahon,
38:39will he be more
38:40than a motivator
38:41here tonight?
38:42He said he was
38:43going to give
38:44Trump a billionaire
38:45bits and slaps.
38:46Look at this now.
38:47Look out!
38:48Lashley
38:49hitting the ropes.
38:50He can't do that!
38:51McMahon went
38:52sailing.
38:53McMahon's a billionaire!
38:54Oh!
38:56What high impact
38:57was that?
38:58Mr. McMahon
38:59hit the top ring
39:00four men.
39:01He's already got
39:02a broken coccyx.
39:03Shake it off!
39:05Shake it off, Bobby!
39:06Come on!
39:07Donald Trump
39:08trying to motivate
39:09Bobby Lashley.
39:10Bobby, shake it!
39:11Bobby, let's go!
39:12Trump has some
39:13very strong
39:14established motivational
39:15skills, no doubt
39:16about that.
39:17And the art of the deal
39:18Oh, no!
39:19may be going out
39:20of print here
39:21because Iwata
39:22is a
39:23good lord of strength!
39:25The raw power
39:27of the first ever
39:28ECW
39:29good lord
39:30Umaga turned
39:31inside out.
39:32Lashley, the first
39:33ECW champion
39:34to ever compete
39:35at a WrestleMania.
39:37Again, another
39:38history-making moment
39:39here at WrestleMania
39:4023.
39:41Well, that was a
39:42history-making moment
39:43when we saw
39:44Umaga
39:45knock for a
39:46360 flip here.
39:47Can we see
39:48Umaga do that again?
39:49Wait a minute.
39:50Six!
39:51And Umasa's got
39:52some ten-count
39:53workmen here.
39:54Wait, what?
39:55What happens
39:56if there's a
39:57count-out, JR?
39:58He's at
40:00Okay.
40:01Okay.
40:02Hey, Stoko,
40:03what are you doing?
40:04I don't
40:05Mr. McMahon
40:06would like to
40:07call this deal off.
40:08He's got the
40:09demon
40:10with that expression
40:11on his face.
40:12Austin did not
40:13count to ten.
40:14And Austin said
40:15get up and fight.
40:16Lashley and Umaga
40:17Did you
40:18did you hear
40:19what Austin said?
40:20No count-outs!
40:21There's gonna be
40:22no count-outs!
40:23Somebody's gonna
40:24get their heads
40:25in for sure!
40:26Shane McMahon
40:27Mr. McMahon's
40:28Shane coming to his, to check on his father, the senior McMahon.
40:35The genetic jackhammer that Mr. McMahon is could have been injured there.
40:40Look out!
40:40My goodness.
40:41Hard right hand, the uppercut.
40:43Maybe to the throat, maybe to the jaw.
40:46And the McMahon menfolk are now moving around in the vicinity of Bobby Lashley
40:53as his mother wails away.
40:55And a seemingly defenseless Bobby Lashley.
40:59McMahon choking.
41:02And Steve Austin's gonna have to pull McMahon off.
41:04Oh, hey, wait a minute.
41:05Austin hooked, Austin hooked the eye.
41:07Austin's got the, the eye hooked up for a moment.
41:11And Shane McMahon trying a little, a little something cute there that Austin,
41:15Shane was gonna try to get off.
41:16Ow!
41:18Good God, the Samoan spike.
41:20Oh my gosh.
41:21Stone cold on the Samoan spike.
41:24Buried in his neck.
41:25Now what?
41:27Now what is right?
41:30Shane McMahon there to motivate Umaga.
41:33Shane who came down to check on his dad.
41:36And Umaga just blasted the rattlesnake with that spike.
41:39Now look at Shane, look at Shane.
41:41Yeah, well, Bobby Lashley in a, in a disadvantageous.
41:45Look at Shane, looks like Thomas the Hitman Herb there.
41:48Oh!
41:50Lashley, look at the eyes of Lashley.
41:52And Umaga, with no referee, Austin got the Samoan spike.
41:56Austin is out, out, outside the ring.
42:00And now Shane McMahon and Umaga double-teaming Bobby Lashley.
42:04This has turned into a two-on-one.
42:06And Donald Trump may become follicly impaired.
42:09Oh, that did it.
42:10In a matter of moments.
42:14Trump could be experiencing haircut hell if McMahon continues.
42:19The game is decided in a matter of minutes.
42:21What the hell?
42:23There's the impact as Lashley is knocked on Green Street.
42:28But now what's this?
42:29Lashley on Green Street all right.
42:32And now the McMahon men putting that, that trash can.
42:36Somebody wake up the rattlesnake.
42:38He's out over here.
42:39Austin got the spike.
42:41What the hell is?
42:43Now Shane McMahon disrespectfully addressing Donald Trump.
42:47Donald.
42:48My God, no.
42:48You better do something here.
42:49No, you gotta be kidding me.
42:50This is not, this cannot happen here.
42:53Shane McMahon on the top rope.
42:55And Shane McMahon going coast to coast.
42:59And smashing that metal garbage can right into the face of Bobby Lashley.
43:04That's it, JR.
43:05And Mr. McMahon saying, my boy Shane just won the blue pony.
43:10My boy Shane went coast to coast.
43:12And Bobby Lashley.
43:13Man, I think Shane's not through.
43:14He wants to, he wants to do some more damage.
43:17He's going to take his shirt off and really get physical here.
43:19I don't know how much more physical you can get from.
43:22Hey, wait a minute.
43:24What?
43:24Shane McMahon with a referee shirt.
43:27What is this?
43:27What is this?
43:29That's right.
43:29It's pollution.
43:31It's insider trading.
43:32Shane McMahon.
43:35Oh, JR, you gotta hand it to Mr. McMahon.
43:38He's a genius.
43:39I got something to hand him all right.
43:41He's a billionaire genius.
43:42Lashley is helpless.
43:45And Lashley is flattened.
43:47And now the count is academic.
43:49There's the count.
43:50Austin's out.
43:51Wait a minute.
43:52Right hands.
43:53Right hands.
43:54Look out.
43:55Right hands to the rattlesnake.
43:57And Shane McMahon just got introduced to the steel ring steps.
44:00Right hands to the rattlesnake.
44:02And Shane McMahon just got introduced to the steel ring steps.
44:05Right hands to the rattlesnake.
44:07And Shane McMahon just got introduced to the steel ring steps.
44:12Stone Cold Steve Austin.
44:14He catches another strike.
44:17And another straight right to the throat.
44:20Right to the neck of Stone Cold Steve Austin.
44:23What's going on over here?
44:24Donald Trump is in a world he is not familiar with.
44:28This is not real estate.
44:30This is the WWE.
44:32Donald Trump has to get his hands dirty himself.
44:34He may have to throw a set and get involved here.
44:37Hey, look at this.
44:39Donald Trump.
44:40Donald Trump.
44:41Donald Trump taking out Vince McMahon.
44:43Oh, my God.
44:44The hostile takeover of Donald Trump on Vince McMahon has happened at WrestleMania 23.
44:50I didn't think he would do it.
44:52I just was suggesting it.
44:53But Donald Trump did it.
44:55He laid hands him up.
44:57Oh, wait a minute.
44:59Colossal Ducks.
45:01Stone Cold.
45:03Stunner.
45:04Stunner.
45:05Stunner's a mother.
45:07Oh, Lashley with a spear.
45:09Lashley with a spear.
45:10Will it be?
45:11Will it be?
45:12Yes, it is.
45:14Lashley wins.
45:15Lashley wins.
45:16Here is your winner, Bobby Lashley.
45:21And the realization of losing his hair has just engulfed Mr. McMahon.
45:29If McMahon's looking for divine intervention, I think the line is busy.
45:36No one is accepting your calls, sir.
45:39Oh, my God.
45:43Lashley, the resilient powerhouse, ECW champion.
45:48Look at Donald Trump, Bobby Lashley.
45:51The celebration has begun in the Trump corner.
45:55McMahon walking in almost a comatose state.
45:59A catatonic state for the renowned chairman of the WWE who created WrestleMania.
46:07And Stone Cold Steve Austin locking those rattlesnake eyes on Mr. McMahon.
46:13Austin has guaranteed a billionaire will have his head saved here tonight.
46:19Uh-oh.
46:20Wait a minute.
46:21Look out here.
46:22Look out.
46:23Austin bringing McMahon back in the ring.
46:25Get away, Vince.
46:26Run away.
46:27McMahon has nowhere to run and nowhere to hide amongst these 80,000 fans.
46:38Uh-oh.
46:39Hey, watch out.
46:40Watch out.
46:41Shane McMahon.
46:42Shane McMahon now intervening on his father's behalf.
46:45Oh, look out, Shane.
46:47Whoa, whoa, whoa.
46:48The fast press and Stone Cold is opening a channel with mass on Shane McMahon.
46:54Look at how elbow.
46:55And the prodigal son gets a double bird and an elbow.
47:00And I think he is about out.
47:02Oh, stunner.
47:05Shane McMahon stunned in the ring to the outside.
47:09Wait a minute.
47:10What?
47:11Where'd Mr. McMahon go?
47:13The chairman of the WWE is trying to sneak away.
47:17Has humbled himself in an attempt, King, to avoid keeping his end of the deal.
47:23I don't blame him.
47:24I wouldn't want to be called chrome dome either.
47:27Sneak away, Mr. McMahon.
47:29Sneak away.
47:30McMahon could be in a waiting limousine and on his private plane in a matter of moments.
47:38I think he has escaped.
47:40Well, Mr. McMahon has made his way up the island.
47:44He's not saying how.
47:46He's saying goodbye.
47:47He's the chairman of the WWE.
47:49Uh-oh.
47:50Wait a minute.
47:51Watch out, Mr. McMahon.
47:52Look at Lashley.
47:53Bobby Lashley.
47:54Lashley's sprinting up the aisle.
47:56Bobby Lashley with cat quickness.
47:58And now Lashley, the powerhouse, has the chairman of the WWE.
48:04And now Lashley, the powerhouse, has the chairman of the WWE under control.
48:12Oh, no.
48:14The boss is being manhandled by the ECW champion, Bobby Lashley.
48:20A thumbs-up from the Doble, whose hair is safe, we think, for now.
48:28JR, it looks like we're gonna have ourselves a bald billionaire.
48:33Stone Cold guaranteed that there would be a bald billionaire.
48:37Time to get bald.
48:38And these festivities, if you will, take place in the center of the ring.
48:45Uh-oh.
48:46Wait a minute.
48:47Don't turn around.
48:51The scent of a rattlesnake and of a bald head.
48:57Mr. McMahon, you might want to get used to that feeling right there.
49:03Oh, look out.
49:08There it is.
49:10Adding more insult to injury, Mr. McMahon has been thwarted by a Stone Cold stunner.
49:17And now Austin giving Lashley directions to load McMahon in that barber's chair.
49:23A stunned McMahon being strapped into the chair.
49:27This barber's chair that must have belonged to a mighty bad barber.
49:31He's got straps for your arms and a seatbelt for your waist.
49:37I did ascend the chair like that, but I've never seen a barber's chair.
49:41Uh-oh.
49:42Austin restraining McMahon, who's begging for a reprieve.
49:48Come on, Bobby.
49:49Let's go.
49:50How you doing, man?
49:52How you doing?
49:55I would love to hear what Mr. McMahon is saying.
49:59Oh, no.
50:00Ah!
50:01Oh, no!
50:02Oh, my God.
50:05Oh, my God!
50:08Ah!
50:09Ah!
50:10Ah!
50:11Trump and Lashley shaving Mr. McMahon bald.
50:17I don't know.
50:18Don't do this to me.
50:20Mr. McMahon is screaming over here.
50:24Oh, no.
50:25Oh, no.
50:26Oh, no.
50:27He's crying.
50:28Stop it.
50:29Stop it.
50:30Don't.
50:31You're going to make me look like the Vulcans.
50:37Oh, no.
50:38No, please.
50:39No.
50:40No.
50:41Oh, my God.
50:42No.
50:43Donald Trump actually doing the honors himself.
50:47One billionaire shaving another billionaire's head.
50:50And King, one of the great mysteries of life, has just been discovered.
50:54It was Mr. McMahon's real hair all along.
50:58And he just lost it.
51:00Russell.
51:08Ball-headed blue.
51:10Oh, no.
51:11Wait a minute.
51:17Oh, Donald Trump is having a little too much fun here, Jim.
51:23Hey, they're actually shaving Mr. McMahon's head.
51:27Look at that.
51:28Oh, no.
51:29Hey, be careful.
51:30Oh.
51:31Ah, I like that.
51:32Oh, my God.
51:33Oh, my God.
51:34Oh, my God.
51:35Oh, my God.
51:36Oh, my God.
51:37Oh, my God.
51:38Oh, my God.
51:39Oh, my God.
51:40Oh, my God.
51:41Oh, my God.
51:42Oh, my God.
51:43Oh, my God.
51:44Oh, my God.
51:45Oh, my God.
51:46Hey, what are you smiling at?
51:49You think this is funny?
51:51I'm not, uh, really smiling.
51:53You know, I've got Bill's balls, and I can't really smile big.
51:56Oh, still, Mr. McMahon, you don't want to get nicked.
52:00Well, WrestleMania 23 may be all grown up, but Mr. McMahon's hair has been all cut off.
52:07Yes.
52:08And Austin is loving this.
52:11And now, look at Bobby Lashley.
52:13Oh, this should be something.
52:15The mirror in hand.
52:19McMahon strapped to the barber chair.
52:21Now being, uh, released, but the damage has been done to the catatomic chairman of the WWE.
52:30Show the man a little mercy.
52:31Let him have some dignity.
52:32Wipe that stupid shaving cream off his face.
52:36McMahon joining Austin and Lashley as, uh, a ball person.
52:43Close your eyes.
52:44Don't look.
52:49Show him the mirror, Bobby.
52:52Lashley's got a lot of balls.
52:56Oh, no.
52:57No, no, no, no, no.
52:58Oh, no.
52:59Get me out of here.
53:00No.
53:01Come on.
53:02McMahon overturned in a barber chair after seeing what he looked like.
53:07One of the most successful businessmen in American history,
53:12Vince McMahon at his own creation.
53:15WrestleMania has been totally humiliated at by Vince.