Daniel Radcliffe Was Our Receptionist for an Hour
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00:00Here comes Lauren. Lauren works here.
00:05Always turn on the nylon sign. Okay.
00:07Make sure that the nose issue is out. Right.
00:09And make sure that you are constantly smiling.
00:12It's kind of gross.
00:13Hi.
00:33Hello.
00:34Hi.
00:35Hi.
00:36Hi.
00:37I'm filling in for an hour.
00:38Nice to meet you.
00:39Nice to meet you.
00:40You have great hair.
00:42Hello, sir.
00:43Oh.
00:44Hi, how are you?
00:45Hi, good.
00:46I'm your new receptionist for a bit.
00:47Wow.
00:48This is weird.
00:49Am I too much of a fan if I take a picture with you?
00:51No, I think that's fine.
00:52Okay.
00:53I'm going to get nylon in the background.
00:55One, two, three.
00:57Yeah.
00:58We should act like we're working.
00:59Oh, yeah, yeah, sure, yeah.
01:00Wait, one, two, three, one.
01:02Are you okay to take one?
01:03Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course.
01:04Thank you so much.
01:06What are you doing here?
01:07I'm preparing for my next role at the moment.
01:10It's already proving to be, like, the hardest thing I've ever done.
01:15Hi.
01:16Oh, my God.
01:17What can I do for you?
01:18Okay, right.
01:19I loved your work in Harry Potter.
01:21Thank you very much.
01:22Cheers.
01:24I love the horseplay you did.
01:25The horseplay?
01:26Yes, of course.
01:27No, no, no, don't worry.
01:28That's fine.
01:29It was, yes, a while ago.
01:30How are you doing?
01:31Hi, you're not Lauren.
01:32I'm not Lauren.
01:33I'm a much, I'm like a cut price, much less efficient version of Lauren.
01:35Unless you, like, need a bathroom key, you're pretty much out of options.
01:39What about stamps?
01:40What about stamps?
01:41Let's see.
01:42I'm not sure if I can help with that right now.
01:44You might want to come back when somebody more experienced is working here.
01:48I just need the bathroom key.
01:50Yes.
01:51I only have that one.
01:52Is there a girl's as well?
01:53Uh-oh.
01:54Oh, it's there.
01:55Fantastic.
01:56Oh, it's different than the one I usually use.
01:57Oh, don't come in here.
01:58Don't come in.
01:59Don't come in.
02:00Oh, man.
02:01I have no idea really what to do now.
02:02Who's this for?
02:03I'm like, Lauren!
02:04Hey, there.
02:05Hi, there.
02:06How are you doing?
02:07Good.
02:08Good.
02:09I'm here to see Shruti.
02:10Shruti.
02:11Yes.
02:12Um, okay.
02:13Lauren, is Shruti around?
02:14Um, yes.
02:15Who's?
02:16Go and see her.
02:17Serena.
02:18Serena.
02:19Serena's here to see Shruti.
02:20See?
02:21I'm getting better.
02:22Do you want anything?
02:23No, I'm good, man.
02:24I'm all good.
02:25Yeah, I'm struggling with the pressure.
02:26I'm cracking already.
02:27It's not been good.
02:28Literally every person that passes in front of the door, I'm just thinking, oh, don't
02:30need to come in here.
02:31Don't need anything.
02:32This is going out.
02:33If a messenger doesn't come, pick it up in ten minutes.
02:36I need to know.
02:38Shruti.
02:39Shruti.
02:40Um, she'll be right with you.
02:43Do you mind actually calling her extension?
02:45Okay.
02:49Am I being blind?
02:51I'm here for a pickup.
02:53Oh, what are you picking up?
02:54Um, I don't know, Lauren.
02:56I always talk to Lauren.
02:57Does that mean anything to you?
02:59No, that's not me.
03:02Hi.
03:03Hey.
03:04Hey, I'm meeting with Marissa.
03:06Marissa.
03:07Yes, I will.
03:08Take a seat.
03:09Take a seat.
03:10Dan, I said hi.
03:11Dan?
03:12Yeah.
03:13Are you new?
03:14I'm very new.
03:15Yeah, very new and very shit.
03:16Are you from the England office?
03:18Yes.
03:19I'll go with that.
03:22If this works, this is the first time I've done this correctly.
03:24I'm sorry about this.
03:25Oh, no, it's all good.
03:27I'm running late anyway, so I guess it's technically my fault.
03:31She's not picking up.
03:32I'm sorry, mate.
03:33I mean, I have a meeting, you know.
03:35I just want one moment.
03:36You need to go find her?
03:37Yeah.
03:38Okay.
03:39This new guy sucks.
03:44I can't, like, the stress of this.
03:46I don't know how you fucking do this.
03:48I don't know how you do this.
03:49I really don't, Lauren.
03:50This is, like...
03:54People come in and you just need to know what they need.
03:56It's terrifying.