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00:00Motu Patlu
00:16Motu Patlu ke ghar me thala
00:22Motu Patlu me tumhare paas hi aa raha tha
00:25Yeh dekho meri nahi car kaisi hai
00:28Arre waah! Mubarak ho
00:30Bahot achi car hai
00:32Yeh car mai tum dono ko dera ho
00:34Jai ho
00:38Arre thank you dhanne baat shukriya
00:40Aap jaisa padosi uparwala sabko de
00:44Arre aap bahot mahaan hai dayawan dhanwaan aur achi insaan hai
00:49Oye tum dono yeh kya bag bag kar rahe ho
00:52Mai tumhe apni car rakhwali karne ke liye dera ho
00:55Kya? Rakhwali?
00:57Haan mai kuch kaam se bahar jaa raha ho
00:59Shyam ko aunga
01:01Nahi car hai na
01:03Isliye aise hi nahi chod sakta
01:05Is car me ek bhi kharosh aayi to
01:07Tumhare chaire pe hazaaro kharosh aa jayenge
01:09Samjhe
01:11Samjhe
01:13Patlu car ke andar baith ke to dekh
01:15Kitni achi hai
01:17Patlu chal
01:19Ek round maar ke aate hain
01:21Agar boxer ko pata chal gaya to
01:23Ek round khatam hone se pehle
01:25Wo hame khatam kar diga
01:27Aise car chalane ka mauka phir nahi milega
01:29Lekin
01:31Lekin lekin mat soch
01:33Yeh soch ki
01:35Patlu
01:37Patlu
01:39Patlu
01:41Lekin lekin mat soch
01:43Yeh soch ki upar wale ki marzi ke bina
01:45Ek pata bhi nahi hilta
01:47Yeh dekh
01:49Injector start hua
01:51Kis ki marzi
01:53Upar wale ki
01:55Yeh dekh car chaldi
01:57Kis ki marzi
01:59Upar wale ki
02:01To hum insaan upar wale ki marzi ke bina kya kar sakte hain
02:03Chalo ek round maar ke aate hain
02:05Pata nahi kyo mujhe aisa lag raha hai
02:07Ki yeh humari zindagi ka aakhari round hoga
02:09Khushboo
02:11Chal
02:13Garam garam samosa khaate hain
02:15Aree car ko to paarkar pehle
02:17Yaha to jagahi nahi hain
02:19Kya uncle
02:21Car chalare ho ya bell gadi
02:23Chalo race lagate hain
02:25Aapki car se to meri cycle
02:27Bahot achi hai
02:29Chup kar apne raste ja
02:31Aapki bell gadi se to
02:33Meri cycle achi hai
02:35Race laga ke dekho na
02:37Yeh baat hai to ho jaye race
02:39One
02:41Two
02:43Three
02:45Yeah
02:47Aree Motu nahi
02:49Race nahi
02:51Boxer ne dekh liya to
02:53Aree humari izzat ka sawal hai
02:55Koi bhi aera gaera humari hasi nahi uda sakta
02:59Jai ho
03:03Bada aaya race lagane wala
03:05Aree police aagayi
03:13Police
03:15Aane do
03:17Hazaro mulko ki police mere piche pari hai
03:19Lekin Motu ko pakadna muskil nahi
03:21Namumkin hai
03:23Aree tumhari piche
03:25Hazaro mulko ki police pari hai
03:27Lekin kyun
03:29Mujhe kaise pata nahi
03:31Oho main to yuhi dialogue maa raha tha
03:33Gaadi loko chundam piche hai
03:35Tum bhaag kyu rahe ho
03:59Abhi dekhta hai
04:01Chingum ke jungle se bachna
04:03Impossible
04:05Bole to impossible
04:07Aakhir pakadi liya na
04:09Ab batao
04:11Tum dono mujhe dekh ke bhaag kyu
04:13Hum bhaagi nahi
04:15Hum to car me ghoom rahe hai
04:17Ok
04:19Tum dono over speeding kar rahe the
04:21Zaroorat se zyada tez chala rahe the
04:23Iski saza milegi
04:25Barabar milegi
04:27300
04:29Oho uncle
04:31Kat gaya chalan
04:35Mainne kaha tha na
04:37Meri cycle aapki car se bahot zyada achi hai
04:39Na over speeding ka dhar hai
04:41Nahi chalan katne ka khatra
04:43Ab chup chup chala jao
04:45Varna maar khaega
04:47Teri wajah se 500 ka nukhsan ho gaya
04:49Aree aap itna gussa kyu kar rahe hai
04:51Aayiye na
04:53Main aapko garma garam samosa aur jalebi khilata hu
04:55Chale chale
04:57Sach
04:59Tum samosa khilaage
05:01Main khilaunga
05:03Tum kitne ache ladke ho
05:05Jaldi chalo
05:11Jaldi se 3 plate samosa liyao
05:13Aree pehle purani udhari chukao
05:15Phir samosa khao
05:17Samosa to ye ladka hume khila raha hai
05:19Kya naam hai beta tumhara
05:21Sonu
05:23Main aapka chota sa nanna sa sonu hu
05:25Kitna pyaara naam hai
05:27Nahi nahi nahi
05:29Main
05:31Main aapko khilaunga apne haato se
05:33Aap apne haat gande mat kijiye
05:37Tum jaise nek bachche
05:39Aaj kal upar wale ne
05:41Banane hi band kar diye
05:43Maza aa gaya
05:45Mujhe is ladke pe bilkul yakin nahi
05:47Ye hume kahin phasa to nahi raha
05:49Kya tum bhi
05:51Chote se bachche pe shak karte ho
05:53Aree bachche to upar wali ka
05:55Doosra roop hoti hai
05:57Laao 50 rupee
05:59Sonu beta
06:01Inhe 50 rupee dedu
06:03Mere paas to 50 paise bhi nahi hai
06:05Kya
06:07Tumne to kaha tha ki
06:09Samosa tum khilaoge
06:11Main khila to raha ho ye lo aakhari samosa hai
06:19Maine kaha tha ispe bharusa mat karo
06:21Aap bhug to
06:23Pata nahi bhagwan tum jaise bachche
06:25Banata hi kyu hai
06:29Uncle gussa chodiye
06:31Apni car ki chinta kariye
06:33Wo dekhiye gayi aapki car
06:37Aree rukho rukho
06:41Aree rukho rukho
06:43Re tumhe chodunga nahi
06:45Ab ek samosa ka achar daloge kya
06:47Lao main hi kha letao
06:51Aree rukho rukho
06:53Aree rukho rukho
06:55Chor chor
06:57Rukh jao
06:59Varna chodunga nahi tumhe
07:01Aree chor bhaiya rukh jao
07:03Ye boxer ki car hai
07:05Wo hume jaan se maar dega
07:21Patlu sabhalo
07:23Sabhala
07:27Oh
07:29Police ki dress me chori karte ho
07:31Aree tumhe kya lagta hai
07:33Ki tum pakde nahi jaoge
07:35Aap chalo inspector chingam ke paas
07:41Ha ha ha ha
07:43Tumne pukara aur main hi chala aaya
07:45Chingam sir chingam sir
07:47Isne hamari car chori karne ki koshish ki
07:49No parking me parking
07:51Hmm
07:53Hmm
07:55Tumne apna car no parking me kara kiya
07:57Iski saza 300 rupay
07:59Aree firse 300
08:01Pehle hi 500 le chuke ho
08:03400
08:05Aree ye kya loot macha rakhi hai
08:07Hamari paiso se apna ghar chala rahi ho kya
08:09500
08:13Sir
08:15Ye lijiye
08:17Aaya
08:19500
08:21Kyu uncle
08:23Meri cycle aapki bal gadi se achi hai na
08:25Kahin bhi park karo
08:27No problem
08:29Tu yaha se chala jao
08:31Varna pata nahi main kya kar dunga
08:33Inspector sahab ke saamne
08:35Bachhe ko maroge to jail me band kar denge
08:37Hmm
08:39Hmm
08:41Motu chal yaar aaj ka din kharab hai
08:47Hmm
08:55Motu main akele dhakka nahi mar sakta
08:57Rukh
08:59Main bhi aata ho
09:01Hmm
09:03Hmm
09:05Dekh mere dhakka marte hi car chaldi
09:07Haan
09:09Ye car kaun chala raha hai
09:11Aree patlu roko usse roko
09:13Aree chaldi aao chaldi aao
09:15Aree chaldi aao chaldi aao
09:17Aoor kez bhago
09:19Aree patlu
09:21Haan
09:23Hmm
09:25Hmm
09:27Motu chaldi se jammaar ke chad ja
09:29Hmm
09:31Hmm
09:33Maro aadiya
09:35Aree car ke upar chad ja kaha tha
09:37Haha
09:39Shhh
09:43Bachao
09:45Bachao
09:47Bachao
09:49Haan
09:51Haan
09:53Haan
09:55Haan
09:57Haan
09:59Haan
10:01Haan
10:03Haan
10:05Haan
10:07Haan
10:09Motu kuch kar warna Boxer hume khatam kar dega
10:11Khaali ped dimaag ki batti nahi chaldi
10:13Khaali ped dimaag ki batti nahi chaldi
10:15Tumhara peeth hai ya gudam
10:17Hmm
10:25Motu
10:27Boxer humari badan ke hisse purje
10:29Aise hi alag karega
10:31Tum baj gaye to mere hisse purje
10:33Sambhal ke uthana
10:35Agar tum baj gaye to mere hisse purje
10:37Sambhal ke doctor jhatka ke paas le jana
10:41Hmm
10:43Hmm
10:45Hmm
10:47Ab jaldi iske sare hisse
10:49Purje jod dete hain
10:51Haan agar Boxer aagaya
10:53To hum gaye kaam se
10:55Haan
10:57Haan
10:59Haan
11:01Haan
11:03Haan
11:05Haan
11:07Haan
11:09Haan
11:11Haan
11:13Oh
11:15Tum dono meri car ko saaf kar rahe the
11:17Dhanyavad
11:19Tum dono bohot achhe ho
11:21Ye to hamara fars tha
11:23Ek padosi doosre padosi ke kaam nahi aayega
11:25To phir kaun aayega
11:27Aao
11:29Tum dono ko ek lambi long drive pe lege chalta ho
11:31Ji nahi
11:33Lambi long drive humari sihat ke liye theek nahi
11:35Aap hi jaaye
11:39Motu patlu
11:41Ye kya kya tumne
11:43Rukh jao
11:45Rukh jao