Password.UK.S01E01

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Password.UK.S01E01
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00:00From London, it's Saturday night. It's ITV and it's time for password
00:08Here's your host
00:22Good evening and welcome to password the brand-new game show. That's all about words
00:27I'm Stephen Mangan and when it comes to words, I speak the language of love
00:32also basic Spanish
00:35On the show tonight. One of our contestants could be taking home a jackpot of ten thousand pounds
00:43But they'll need some help from our resident celebrity team captains
00:47She's an award-winning writer and actor. He's a comedian and national treasure
00:52They've got all the natural chemistry of a slowly fermenting bin bag. It's Daisy
01:17Welcome to the show
01:19So lovely to have you both here you liar fermenting bin bags
01:24As you know, this show is all about words. Do you ever get your words mixed up? Yeah incompetent and incontinent
01:31Oh, I'm definitely one of those things if not both
01:38Alan I once mixed up deliveroo with grinder
01:45Still got a 12-inch meat face. Oh, you know
01:49Right, well now we know you a little better let's play password
01:58Password is a guessing game get your partner to guess a word by giving them a one-word clue and you'll win some money simple as
02:05That for example, if the word was cracker the clue might be nut
02:09Sorry, if that's triggering for anyone who's recently had a vasectomy. I
02:13I think it's time. We brought out some contestants. Don't you Daisy, please introduce your teammates?
02:35Who are you playing with tonight? It's Joe from Hertfordshire
02:43Oh
02:48Welcome everyone to password Daisy. Tell me about your teammate
02:52Adisa is a football coach and you've also got a weird celebrity crush, right? Yes, Daisy on and Robinson
02:59Yeah, we can slick days. What can I say?
03:04Well, she's older yeah the eyes and the glasses so yeah, it's got eyes and glasses
03:13I
03:18Don't tell us about your teammate, okay
03:20Joe you work in a restaurant. I do and he got three children and six grandchildren. Yeah. Oh
03:27Do you want to do a quick? Hello to your favorite?
03:35And you say you've got a hidden talent Joe, what's that?
03:39Apparently I always know what the time is
03:52What time is it in my mum's house the same time as it is here
04:00It's always gin o'clock
04:02She drinks
04:06Well, it is lovely to have you both on the show with us tonight now, let's get on with the game
04:14This is round one and the game is simple get your partner to guess the password before your opponent does you can only give one
04:22Word clues no made-up words. No hand gestures. No miming. No running. No ducking. No bombing petting
04:29I may allow but only if you buy me dinner first
04:32I've got my eye on you all if anyone fouls you'll be hearing this noise
04:37If your partner gets the password on the first clue
04:39It's worth six points then five points on the second clue and so on the first team to 25 points
04:44Wins the round win two rounds tonight and you'll go through to the final where you'll be playing for our ten
04:50thousand pound
04:53a
04:58Decent Joe in this first round if you're confident you can get your partner to solve the password in just one clue
05:04You can choose to boost it which makes the password worth a game-changing
05:09Ten points fail to get it in one though, and your opponent has the chance to steal the points all ready to play
05:16Yeah
05:21Here we go the first password of the night Daisy and Alan you'll be giving clues to your teammates
05:25Adisa and Joe and it's on your screens now for you at home. The password is gladiator
05:32Right Alan, you're up first tonight. You have a decision to make would you like to play or would you like to pass?
05:40I'm gonna play good for you
05:47Right then what's your one-word clue for Joe contenders?
06:02What a start that's six points to Joe
06:10All right, here's on to the second password Adisa that's for you that's your password there you go Joe
06:17the
06:18Password is cringe
06:21Adisa you're trailing. So you get to choose you want to play or do you want to pass? I'm gonna play he's gonna play
06:29Okay, Adisa you can give a one-word clue to Daisy this is worth six points
06:35it
06:37I'm gonna say gross gross
06:41The right answer over to you Joe. This is worth five points
06:47Mmm
06:52That's a foul Joe
06:54I'm so sorry. You're not allowed to just make a sound you have to actually say a word
07:02Sorry Joe you forfeit your turn it goes back to Adisa
07:07This is worth four points this show
07:11Ready? Yes tacky
07:14tacky
07:15We've had it some noise
07:22Yuck
07:23It's not yuck
07:25Joe you have a chance to get back into this round for three points. Please make it a word
07:33What's your clue Joe cow?
07:36cow
07:39Disgust disgust is not right. Oh, this is proving difficult back to you
07:46Embarrassing they like that. Is it cringe?
08:01We've got there in the end well done well done that's two points to Adisa
08:07Right this next password Daisy. That's for you Alan. That's for you. Thank you. Okay, the password is Botox
08:16Right
08:19The scores are 6-2 to Joe so Daisy and Adisa, it's your turn Daisy
08:23Do you want to play or do you want to pass? I'm gonna play gonna play
08:31Wrinkles
08:36Witches
08:38I
08:44Have Alan for five points. What's your clue injection Botox?
08:57Very good, very good five points. What made you think which is when you looked at Daisy? I don't do that
09:08Five points to Joe
09:10Here we go. Next password Adisa
09:13There we go. Joe. That's your password
09:15The password is wipe
09:19Adisa you're trailing. I would have to play gonna play
09:30Wet
09:39No, they're
09:41Wet Daisy, I'm gonna say suits
09:44No
09:45Over to you Joe for five points
09:49um
09:53We've had wet and bum
09:58Oh
10:08Well
10:10Done Joe another five points the scores are 16 to you just two to you Adisa at the moment
10:16So you got some catching up to do still all to play for you got to get to 25. Here we go, Daisy
10:22There's your password. Thank you Alan. Oh
10:25My god, the password is gobble
10:29Daisy
10:37Would you like to play or would you like to pass I'm gonna
10:51Turkey
10:59Turkey
11:03I'll just translate that for you. It's turkey. What's your answer Adisa?
11:07Bird bird is not the right answer
11:10Alan over to you. This is worth five points
11:15Mouthful
11:20I beg your pardon
11:22Mouthful
11:27Mouthful we've had turkey and mouthful. Wow. Oh
11:43Joe's a dirty cow, too. I love it
11:46Well
11:50Joe is storming ahead. She has 21 points
11:55This could tip you over the edge to 25 come on Adisa
12:01There you go Joe
12:03The password is tick-tock
12:06Okay, Adisa, what do you want to do? This is a crucial moment in the game. I'm gonna play gonna play good luck
12:16App
12:30Tick-tock
12:32I
12:42Was psychic what made you think of tick-tock?
12:50Very good. What time is it right now? Five past eight. Is that right?
13:03Right Adisa some much-needed points there you still trailing 21 to 8 Daisy, there's your password Alan
13:12The password is crack
13:22Daisy you're trailing. Would you like to play or pass? I'm gonna play gonna play
13:32For six points snap
13:38Snap
13:39break
13:40Break is not the right answer
13:44Over to you Alan for five points and to win the round
13:49Bum
13:56Joe snap bum. What's the answer pop?
14:03It's not right back to Adisa you live again for four points smash
14:20That's correct, that's four points you've now got 12 points you're catching up is 12 to 21
14:29Here we go Adisa you're up next
14:32There you go
14:34The password is freaky
14:37You're still behind Adisa. You can play you can pass you can boost play and boost
14:47How about that
14:48So the DC you've chosen to boost if Daisy can guess the password in one clue you will gain a huge 10 points
14:57Don't forget if you get it wrong
14:59Joke and try and steal the points with a single clue. So Adisa for ten points. What's your one-word clue?
15:08Friday
15:13Wait
15:16That is not correct
15:19so
15:20Joe that means you have a single clue to give Alan to try and steal the ten points and win the first round
15:27What's your clue Joe weird
15:32Freaky
15:43Congratulations, that is the pass where you just stole in the ten points from Adisa with 31 points Joe wins the first round
15:49That's
15:52The end of the first round and Joe is in the lead time for a break
15:56But before we go, I've got a password for you to solve at home and it's about Daisy your clue is
16:02Chest, but what is the password find out after the break?
16:20Welcome back to password the word-based game show so simple that even your four-year-old dog can understand it before the break
16:27I gave you a clue to a password which was somehow related to Daisy. The clue was chest I can reveal the password is
16:36Freezer, so Daisy, what was the story about your freezer? Well, it's actually my mum's freezer
16:42She keeps her dead parrots in the freezer
16:45Is it this man's my mum had a parrot called Claude he was an absolute bastard
16:50He was 66. He was alive during the moon landings. Anyway accidentally flew into some double glazing and
16:58And yet she puts him in the freezer because she doesn't know where to bury him next to the mother fish fingers. She feeds my
17:07Five years. Yeah, what's she hoping that technology will catch up and they'll be able to reanimate
17:15The parrot was alive during the moon land. Yeah the talk about the moon land
17:26On with the game and our contestants Adisa and Joe are going head-to-head for the chance to win tonight's jackpot of 10,000 pounds
17:35During the break our team captain swap teams
17:37So now Alan is playing with Adisa and Daisy is playing with Joe Joe you won the first round
17:42Very good. You remember you have to win two rounds to get through to the final. Are you excited to play with Daisy?
17:47Yeah, the women are gonna smash it. Yeah
17:49You had a very good rapport with Alan though. Do you think they'd be able to recreate that?
17:55Was sort of on the same level very low the gutter
18:03DC you were catching up you were unlucky there. No, I know they've done well though Joe done really well
18:07Would that really well shall I be strict with you like Anne Robinson? Yeah
18:12my hope
18:14That's not very good is it Adisa?
18:20Okay on to round two and things are about to get bigger and better
18:23It's super password in this round when you correctly guess the password it goes up on our clue board and you'll get a chance to guess
18:30The super password which is one word that links to all the passwords in this round
18:35So if the passwords were cat dog budgie rabbit
18:40Hamster the super password would be pets or the contents of Daisy's mum's freezer
18:54As before you get points for every password you solve but if you correctly guess the super password you automatically win the round
19:01So if you get a chance to guess it go for it
19:04Are you ready teams?
19:10Oh
19:12Okay, so as before we start by guessing a password and here is the first password of the round that is for you Alan
19:19Thank you. That's your password there Daisy and for you at home. The password is now on your screens
19:26The password is dirty
19:29Right one more thing you need to know if at any point
19:32During this round any of you are struggling to think of a clue for your teammate. You can always ask the host
19:38That's me to give you a clue on your behalf. I make no promises
19:41But how good the clue will be though? Okay, Joe took the first round
19:44So Adisa and Alan you have some catching up to do Alan your first up. Would you like to play or would you like to pass?
19:50I'm gonna play
19:58Grimey
20:01Grimey
20:05Grimey nodding confidently
20:09Nasty
20:11It's not right over to you Daisy for five points
20:18Filthy
20:26That is correct
20:28five points to Joe
20:30Now Joe, you've got a chance to guess the answer to the super password
20:34So remember this is one word the links to all the passwords in this round. The first clue is dirty
20:40All you've got to go on at this point, but you might as well have a guess any idea what the super password might be
20:46dancing
20:47Dancing. It's a good guess, but it's not right on we go. No
20:53Here we go. Adisa. There you go and Joe
20:58The password is hill
21:01Adisa you're trailing you get to choose. Do you want to play or do you want to pass play play?
21:12What's your clue
21:18Henman Henman
21:30Henman
21:32Tim Tim
21:35It's not the right answer over to you Joe for five points
21:40Harry
21:46Henman and Harry
21:50Tennis
21:52Not tennis back to you Adisa for four points
21:57Top hill
22:01Oh
22:08Well done Adisa, that's four points but more importantly it's your first chance to solve the super password the clues so far are dirty and
22:16hill
22:18What word could link those?
22:25You get this right you win the round
22:28Hmm Harry Harry
22:34Your guess is Harry, let's see if that's right
22:37Oh
22:54How did you get it so quickly
22:56Well, I looked at Hill. Yeah, Harry Hill is one of my favorites and then Harry. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
23:03Yeah, that was the link Harry
23:05Fantastic, well, that's correct. You just sold the superpassword
23:13Let's see what the rest of the clues would have been
23:17wizards Harry Potter
23:19Prince and name Prince Harry and a name yet
23:23Our two contestants are tied at one round apiece, which means we go to a tiebreaker. It's sudden death
23:29Alan and Daisy are gonna sit this out. It's Adisa versus Joe in a head-to-head showdown for a chance to play for
23:3510,000 pounds
23:40Here's how it works I
23:43Will reveal a total of five clues to a password one word at a time as soon as you think you know
23:50The password buzz in if you're right, you'll move on to the final round, but if you guess incorrectly
23:57Your opponent will be allowed to see all the rest of the clues before making a final guess
24:02So it's risk versus reward on your feet, please. Let's get ready to play. Oh
24:08There you go
24:11Okay to make it into the final your first clue is
24:17Blowing
24:19Your second clue is
24:23Sweet
24:25Adisa is buzzed in Adisa to go through to the final. What do you think? The answer is bubbles
24:33You're saying bubbles
24:35Let's see if you're right
24:48Once again
24:51So fast, let's see what the remaining clues would have been
24:54Double double bubble soap bubble and burst Adisa. That means you've won the round you're heading into the final
25:06We must say goodbye to Joe we've loved having you on Joe Joe everybody
25:10It's
25:17Time now for a break don't go anywhere as Adisa will be playing for our grand prize when we return here on passwords
25:24Passwords
25:37Welcome back to passwords where Adisa has made it to the final for a chance to win 10,000 pounds
25:44In
25:49This final round you'll be playing with both Daisy and Alan so that's nice
25:57Here's how the game works to win the money you have to solve 10 passwords in 60 seconds
26:01The first password begins with the letter a the next with the letter B and so on up to the letter J
26:07You will be the clue giver and start by choosing one of Daisy or Alan to be the guesser
26:13You'll have 30 seconds to get as many of the passwords as you can
26:16Then Alan and Daisy will swap places and you'll get another 30 seconds to get the remaining passwords
26:22for every correct answer, you'll get
26:25500 pounds, but if you sweep the board and get all 10 will send you home with 10,000 pounds
26:32You
26:39Feeling nervous. No, no, you know, are you are you gonna do? Well, very cool. I think wish you the best of luck
26:45Thank you. Good luck. Good luck
26:46Who would you like to give clues to first Daisy or Alan?
26:49I'm gonna start with Daisy because we started together good thinking Daisy. You're up first. Let's play
26:55alphabetics
27:03Okay, that's 30 seconds on the clock
27:06Daisy if you're stuck you can say clue. Yeah Adisa if you want to move on to the next word you say pass
27:12Ready? Yep. Okay, three two one go uncle
27:19Cheese bread bread boards French baguettes
27:27Hot cold
27:30Strawberry clue alcohol
27:35Cocktail daiquiri
27:38Nose yeah see I
27:44Salmon fish
27:53Time is up. You've got six right? You've already got 3,000
28:00So that's yours 3,000 pounds no matter what let's try to get you to that 10,000 pounds
28:04Alan's gonna step up now aren't you Alan?
28:16You can do it for you still have to get G H I and J
28:22You haven't passed on any so far. You could be just 30 seconds away from winning the jackpot. How do you feel about that?
28:28You do
28:36Right 30 seconds on the clock ready? Yeah, three two one go silver gold
28:44Sweet honey
28:47Pasta pasta
28:51Italian Italy
28:53Oh strawberry juice jam wobble jelly
29:24Oh
29:31Well done Adisa
29:35You've got all ten passwords you just won 10,000 pounds
29:40Oh
29:51Wonderful contestants, I'm Stephen Magnum. We'll see you next time on password. Good night
30:10You