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00:07Where are you?
00:10Where are you?
00:14I'm thinking, even in 2024, goons can stop marriages at the bureau.
00:18Who are you talking about?
00:21Rehmati and Faris.
00:23Oh.
00:26Faris.
00:30I'm signing his transfer orders tomorrow.
00:33Don't send him a boy.
00:35No, uncle.
00:39Let him sit quietly.
00:41I want to see
00:43if the power of a bureaucrat goon
00:46can make a gentleman goon bow his head.
00:52Just warn him
00:54that because of bureaucrats like you, the reputation of your entire community gets tarnished.
00:59Anyway,
01:01good night, uncle.
01:04Hey, wait, wait.
01:06Sit.
01:08Let's discuss.
01:20Rehmati, Faris and
01:23what's his name?
01:25Munna.
01:26Yes, Munna.
01:28Yeah.
01:29Can I ask you a question and answer at the same time?
01:34Yes, of course.
01:38Have you ever fought with a minister or politician
01:41to save the reputation of an innocent person
01:44in a legal court?
01:48Yes.
01:51Twice.
01:53Twice.
01:55And for that,
01:57I was transferred so far away
02:01that I forgot to fight when I came back.
02:10Oh, God. Yes.
02:13That's the only difference between you and Munna's profession.
02:18He won't think that he'll be transferred before the fight.
02:28If your reputation permits,
02:30do meet him.
02:36He's a book to read.
02:41Hmm.
02:58Why are you quiet?
03:01Why aren't you talking?
03:03Can't you hear me?
03:08Where have you brought me?
03:13I can't hear you. Where have you brought me?
03:15What are you doing?
03:18You don't know me.
03:23People tremble at my name.
03:27What are you doing?
03:34Listen to me.
03:36Where are you going?
03:39I'll deal with each one of you.
03:48Welcome, Mr. Rehmati.
03:57Please come.
03:59Why are you sitting there?
04:06Sorry for troubling you.
04:10I had to meet you.
04:12I can't come to the hospital.
04:14So I thought of calling you.
04:20Hope the ride was comfortable.
04:28The thing is, Mr. Rehmati,
04:31he's getting married on Friday.
04:39I'm sad that he's getting married.
04:43You're sad that he's getting married to Munna.
04:51So I thought,
04:53let's celebrate the night of sorrow together.
05:02Here you go.
05:04Good night.
05:07You'll have to drink today, Rehmati.
05:10Otherwise, you can say that you don't have any dignity.
05:24I'll kill him.
05:27That's what I'm talking about.
05:30That's why I called you here.
05:33But tell me,
05:35what do you want to kill him with?
05:42I think,
05:44my leg is hurting.
05:49No, Rehmati.
05:50No, Rehmati.
05:52The pain is in your heart.
05:54You think it's in your leg.
06:00These are the side effects of love.
06:03Because of which the pain is somewhere else,
06:05but the feeling is somewhere else.
06:11Tell me,
06:13what will you do?
06:16I'm paralyzed. What can I do?
06:20And how will I do it?
06:23He's getting married on Friday, Rehmati.
06:31You'll stop him.
06:33I'll support him.
06:37Mauzza was my strongest man.
06:45I didn't die because of his bullets.
06:48I don't have any dignity.
06:52The one who will kill him,
06:56is the one who wants to kill him.
07:00The one who hates Munna.
07:09Khursheed!
07:14But do one thing, Rehmati.
07:18Don't kill him.
07:27Cut his hands first.
07:35Then cut his legs.
07:41No need to kill him.
07:43He'll have to.
07:46He'll die in pain.
08:14Pranav, I don't like it at all.
08:19Why not?
08:22There's a ceasefire in a war.
08:25And a ceasefire can happen anywhere.
08:28But our war is with them.
08:31They look like good friends.
08:35Where's Munna?
08:37He's praying.
08:39What?
08:44He's praying.
09:04Welcome to your room, A1.
09:07Hi.
09:10Where's Mauzzam?
09:13Mauzzam's wife fell down the stairs.
09:15I told him to call me if he comes.
09:17Are you blind?
09:19Couldn't you see?
09:21What did he say?
09:23He did it.
09:25When will he come?
09:27He's on the way.
09:29He's getting married.
09:31His wife fell down the stairs.
09:33Whose wedding?
09:40What am I doing here?
09:41I came for your check-up.
09:43You shouldn't have gone out.
09:45It was a government meeting.
09:47I had to go.
09:49Check and leave.
09:51Lie down, please.
09:53Lie down, please.
09:56Careful.
09:58Watch your step.
10:00Lift your leg.
10:02Lift it.
10:11Lift it.
10:27Tell me something, doctor.
10:32You know everything about the body.
10:35Of course.
10:39Wrong.
10:42You don't know much about the heart.
10:46You only know if it's working or not.
10:50You don't know
10:53what's going on inside.
10:57I'm here.
10:59Sorry.
11:01Lie down.
11:03Your check-up will take 10-15 minutes.
11:05What?
11:0710-15 minutes.
11:09I'll be back in 10-15 minutes.
11:11Get everyone out.
11:15Come on.
11:22Come.
11:25Sorry.
11:27I was at home.
11:29You're safe.
11:31Who?
11:33Your wife.
11:35Yes, I'm safe.
11:37Cut Munna's hand.
11:40You'll get your wife's charity.
11:44You want me to stab him?
11:46I want to stab Munna.
11:48Not cut his hand.
11:50No, sir.
11:52First cut his hand.
11:54Then his leg.
11:56If you're still safe,
11:58think about stabbing him.
12:02But...
12:03To cut his hand,
12:05I'll have to get close to him.
12:07I'll have to hold him.
12:09So?
12:11Will he let me hold him
12:14if I don't shoot him from a distance?
12:18You're acting like a fool.
12:23Do you know what it means to cut hands?
12:26What do you mean?
12:27I mean...
12:32How many hands does Munna have?
12:35Two.
12:42Three hands.
12:47First, Dilbar.
12:50Second, Zulmi.
12:53Third, Mani.
12:55These are their names, right?
12:56Yes.
13:01Now tell me how many hands does Munna have?
13:05Three.
13:12Let's cut one hand.
13:19Which one?
13:21That one.
13:26Which one?
13:32The one with Dilbar.
13:40If Dilbar dies,
13:42Munna can't even think of getting married for the next 10 years.
13:51Dilbar.
13:56Let's do this.
14:09You know, I used to make my father's bed.
14:13And he used to give Rs. 100 in Shabashi.
14:17I see.
14:19What did your father do?
14:22He doesn't do anything now.
14:25He was murdered.
14:31He was a mechanic, by the way.
14:33I see. Good, good.
14:35So, why was he murdered?
14:41Nobody asks about a poor man's murder.
14:45They just...
14:48try a gun on him.
14:50I see.
14:53There was an MLA.
14:55His girlfriend ran over the car.
14:57Dad got a call at midnight.
14:59He said, come.
15:02Come and take the car.
15:05Dad said, no.
15:07Leave the car in the workshop.
15:08That's it.
15:10And then?
15:11Then what?
15:13He hung up the phone.
15:14And picked up dad.
15:16Dad was active.
15:17He used to fight.
15:20But a poor man's stubbornness
15:22only leads to death.
15:26After some time, I became rich.
15:28And I also bought a gun.
15:35By then, that MLA
15:37had become an ex.
15:41After a couple of months,
15:42when he came out of jail,
15:45I tried my gun on him.
15:51Did he die?
15:53I went and checked.
15:55I did a course on dispensary.
15:57I saw the nerves.
15:59I even saw his eyes.
16:01He died.
16:10When he came out of jail,
16:12he had flowers around his neck.
16:15I put the same flowers
16:17on him.
16:20And Dilbar's work was done.
16:25Do you know?
16:27When he used to go to the court
16:29to present,
16:30he used to make a sign of victory
16:31with a broad chest.
16:34And I used to stand
16:35with a cheap lawyer
16:36and keep looking at his face.
16:44Dilbar.
16:46Look,
16:48that time will come
16:51that this country has to stay alive, Dilbar.
16:55For that,
16:56all the people of number two
16:57will have to die.
17:00If they don't die,
17:01they will kill these scoundrels.
17:05Otherwise, they won't come up
17:06for the next two days.
17:07Both these rooms are locked.
17:10Good night.
17:13Listen.
17:21I love you.
17:23I love you.
17:51Oh God!
17:53A man's wife is very fat.
17:56Okay.
17:57One night, a man tells his wife…
17:59Have you heard this before?
18:00No, no, no.
18:01Hey!
18:02No, no, I will tell you separately.
18:03Okay, let's go.
18:04One night, a man wakes up his wife
18:06from her sleep and says,
18:08wife, if you don't mind,
18:09a question has been
18:10buzzing in my mind
18:11for a long time.
18:12If you don't mind,
18:13can I ask?
18:15Wife says, ask.
18:17A man says,
18:18wife, what do you think?
18:20Should a person die suddenly
18:22or should he die
18:23after suffocating?
18:26The wife thinks for a while
18:27and then replies,
18:29I think it is better
18:30to die suddenly.
18:32Then the man says,
18:34then today you…
18:43No, no, no.
18:44I will tell you.
18:45I will tell you.
18:47One, one.
19:01Yes, put money in the car.
19:04The car will be fixed.
19:15Okay.
19:37Who is it?
19:38Breakfast is ready, come.
19:46What are you looking at?
19:47Break it.
19:51Wait a minute.
19:53First thank me
19:54for agreeing and being cruel.
19:57Thank you, sister-in-law.
19:58Thank you, sister-in-law.
20:01What are you saying?
20:03I don't know since when
20:04I am saying this.
20:05Brother said
20:06not to say in front of you.
20:08What did brother say?
20:09Nothing.
20:15You just have breakfast.
20:45Greetings, sir.
20:46Greetings.
20:47Have a seat.
20:48Thank you, sir.
20:52Will you have something?
20:55Coffee, I think.
20:56Oh, good.
20:57Sure.
21:00Coffee.
21:07That day I called you
21:11and sent you back without meeting you.
21:14But…
21:17You were busy, sir.
21:18No.
21:20I was not busy at all.
21:25I just wanted to tell you
21:28that when we come here
21:29as a boss
21:31then at the same time
21:34we are someone's subordinate.
21:41Anyway
21:42you must have got angry
21:43and abused me.
21:46No, sir. That is not possible.
21:47It happens.
21:49When our boss used to call us
21:51and send us back without meeting us
21:53then we used to get angry
21:55and abuse him.
21:57It's normal.
21:59There is a lot of darkness
22:01between not understanding
22:02and understanding.
22:04And in this darkness
22:05if you walk fast
22:08you will bump into a lot of walls.
22:12When you bump into them
22:17you will abuse them, right?
22:20Very interesting concept, sir.
22:22I will remember it.
22:24I know you will never remember it.
22:27Because you did not remember those days
22:29that you spent in the orphanage.
22:36Hmm.
22:40I am sorry, sir.
22:41Did I make any mistake?
22:43No, no.
22:44Faris Ahmed, you never make a mistake.
22:47You just commit a sin.
22:54And when the people
22:55who are suffering from your sin
22:57come in front of you
22:58and beg you
22:59and apologize to you
23:00and cry
23:01then you think
23:02that you have done the right thing.
23:07Neither you have done the right thing
23:08nor you are doing the right thing.
23:11Neither you have done the right thing
23:12nor you are doing the right thing.
23:42Phone ringing
23:48Hello.
23:50Good morning.
23:52Good morning, sir.
23:54You called me that day.
23:57Now before starting the conversation
23:58ask me
23:59from where did I get
24:00so much money to make the channel.
24:03I got angry after hearing it.
24:05In fact, after hanging up the phone
24:06I also blabbered
24:07that how dare you.
24:09After two days
24:10I was informed
24:11that you have resigned
24:12and have sent the car back.
24:14Partly, you were right.
24:16So, giving the car
24:17was also a mercy.
24:19But I swear
24:20the car was given to you
24:21for your hard work.
24:24Sir.
24:25So, do me a favor.
24:28Come to my office right now.
24:31I will give you tea
24:32and also tell you
24:33from where did I earn
24:34so much money
24:35to make the channel.
24:39I will see you in two hours.
24:42Yeah, sure.
24:44But come today.
24:47I have a flight to London in the evening.
24:49And before going
24:50I want to take you
24:51to your seat.
24:54Stay blessed.
25:09But whenever you are here…
25:13What happened?
25:15I am going to the channel.
25:17The owner just called.
25:19He asked me to come and sit in front of him.
25:21I will tell you
25:22from where did I earn
25:23so much money to make the channel.
25:25And he was saying
25:26that there is a flight to London tonight.
25:28Before that
25:29I will take you to your seat.
25:33He is also returning the car.
25:35I swear.
25:36He is also returning the car.
25:38I swear.
25:40That car is for your hard work.
25:43So, Mr. Iqbal Munna.
25:45You were wrong.
25:48How will you go?
25:50I…
25:51You won't go alone.
25:53Dilbar will go with you.
25:56Dilbar, get ready quickly.
25:57I am coming.
25:59Dilbar, are you ready?
26:00Okay.
26:03Hey, be careful.
26:04Be careful.
26:06Be careful.
26:07I might rejoin the channel.
26:09I will come and tell you.
26:13It is true
26:14that I got angry.
26:17I am also jealous.
26:24I wanted to stop Zainab
26:27forcefully.
26:30But last night
26:31I decided
26:32that I won't stop her.
26:34No one will stop her.
26:37Even if she is not mine
26:38but
26:41she is my aunt's daughter.
26:45So, I used to think
26:46that she shouldn't marry
26:47that guy.
26:49But
26:52now I realised
26:53that I should
26:55start acting
26:56like a nobody
26:57because
26:59I am a nobody to her.
27:00I am a nobody to her.
27:06And so, I promise
27:07I won't do anything.
27:12But still, if you feel
27:13that I
27:15will do something
27:16out of jealousy
27:17then please
27:18take action.
27:21Transfer me
27:22if you want.
27:28No.
27:30I
27:32I
27:33trust you.
27:38If we get married
27:40then
27:41all my misunderstandings
27:43will stop.
27:45After the marriage
27:47I will host a dinner for you.
27:53Alright, sir.
28:01It is our responsibility
28:02to keep people alive
28:04even if they are our enemies.
28:10Right, sir.
28:13And thank you, sir.
28:15Take care.
28:30Take care.
28:40Osam Bhai
28:42Dilbar Munna has left
28:43with Zarnab in his car.
28:47Alright, I am leaving.
28:48Thank you, sir.
28:59How do I look?
29:02You look dashing.
29:06You interviewed Bhai, right?
29:07Yes.
29:11You should interview me as well.
29:14I
29:16love coming on TV.
29:20Then okay.
29:23Sure?
29:24Sure.
29:33Do you want to eat something?
29:34No.
29:37One kebab?
29:39One sarod.
29:41I will get it for you.
29:49Okay.
30:03Dilbar
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30:21Three
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30:31Three
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30:45See you after the break.
30:49Bye.
31:00Yes, Bhai.
31:01Why aren't you answering your phone?
31:03Sorry, Bhai.
31:05Do you have a gun?
31:06Yes, I do.
31:07Just keep it in your hand.
31:09Okay.
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32:06Hello.
32:08Rehmati speaking.
32:10I know. Hang up the phone.
32:19Yes.
32:21Waalaikum Assalam.
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