ASTEROIDE PELICULA COMPLETA DE CIENCIA FICCIÓN EN ESPANOL LATINO HD
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00:01:50about, I don't know what I'm talking about.
00:01:55They are warning that it is not ethical and they are absolutely right.
00:01:59NASA is thrilled today by a recent discovery that...
00:02:19I want to care about all my friends
00:02:22Know exactly where to find me when the world ends
00:02:26I want a simple life
00:02:28A simple life for me
00:02:30I want a simple life
00:02:32Cause I want to be free
00:02:34I want a simple life
00:02:36A simple life for me
00:02:39Yeah
00:02:41So stop looking at the screen
00:02:44So we can talk
00:02:46Hold my hand, we're gonna go for a walk
00:02:50I know a place the sun shines through the trees
00:02:54I'd love to lay you down and kiss you in the leaves
00:02:58I want a simple life
00:03:00A simple life for me
00:03:02I want a simple life
00:03:04Cause I want to be free
00:03:06I want a simple life
00:03:08A simple life for me
00:03:12Oh yeah
00:03:14I don't wanna go to heaven
00:03:18With anyone but you
00:03:22We shouldn't have to work this hard
00:03:26We can play by our own rules
00:03:30Yeah
00:03:32I want a simple life
00:03:34A simple life for me
00:03:36I want a simple life
00:03:38Cause I want to be free
00:03:40I want a simple life
00:03:43That was Love, Lies and Fiction with Simple Life
00:03:46And I'm Lesley Ann with your early mix
00:03:48Good morning, what a beautiful day in the center of Oneonta
00:03:51There's a lot of sun available
00:03:53Follow the radio
00:03:55This place never changes
00:03:59It's fine
00:04:04Hello sir
00:04:05Is this the internet store?
00:04:07Oh, we had a lot of complaints about our service
00:04:10So instead of fixing anything, we just changed the name
00:04:14Well, I came for some internet
00:04:17Oh, you came to the right place
00:04:19Transfer or new account?
00:04:21New account
00:04:22Although it's not for me, it's actually for my daughter
00:04:25But I pay, so I guess it's for me
00:04:28Oh, you can't ignore technology
00:04:30Adapt or die
00:04:32What's the new address?
00:04:34Harry Hill Road 113
00:04:41Oh no
00:04:42Oh no
00:04:43No, this is not good at all, sir
00:04:46You can't connect to the internet
00:04:48What? Not even a little?
00:04:50No, it's right on the edge of our service area
00:04:52You know, we could put a line in your house that would cost...
00:04:57$33,412
00:04:59Son of a bitch
00:05:01Cash or card?
00:05:03No, I'm going to...
00:05:05There has to be some other option
00:05:07We offer a payment plan
00:05:09No, I mean satellite or whatever
00:05:15It looks like the disk doesn't receive signal there either
00:05:18That's weird
00:05:20I guess
00:05:22What are you going to do?
00:05:28Come on, Lynn
00:05:32Hi
00:05:33Hi, there you are
00:05:34Sorry, I had to go up
00:05:36The signal is great here
00:05:38How did it go?
00:05:39Oh, bad news
00:05:41I can't connect to the internet
00:05:42Not even a little?
00:05:44No
00:05:45We're out of service area
00:05:47The dish won't work either
00:05:49So...
00:05:50How do we tell Zoe?
00:05:52Damn it!
00:05:54Couldn't you buy a house with lights that worked?
00:05:58I think she'd like you to buy lights
00:06:09Hey, excuse me
00:06:11Could you tell me...
00:06:15Kenny!
00:06:16Spence!
00:06:17So you moved!
00:06:19How do you know?
00:06:21You know, small town
00:06:23Right
00:06:24How's your dad?
00:06:26He died a few years ago
00:06:28Yeah
00:06:29He left me the store and I take care of it
00:06:31I'm sorry to hear that
00:06:32It's okay
00:06:33Tell me about these smart lights
00:06:35They're great
00:06:37Everyone's buying them
00:06:39You can turn them on and off with an app
00:06:41You can even change the color
00:06:43How many do you want?
00:06:45No, I'll keep the dumb lights
00:06:47I understand
00:06:49Where's the new house?
00:06:51Outside the town
00:06:53A few miles away
00:06:54Great
00:06:55Yeah
00:06:56No problem, man
00:06:58You know, I don't need a bag
00:07:00No problem
00:07:01Very good
00:07:04Here you go
00:07:05So...
00:07:07What about you?
00:07:09Do you have family in town?
00:07:11No, no
00:07:13Just a store
00:07:15Yeah
00:07:17I've heard some bad news
00:07:19Oh, you haven't?
00:07:21NASA is announcing something big
00:07:23They've been talking about it all day
00:07:25NASA? That's nonsense
00:07:27They know Earth is flat, right?
00:07:29Not directly to Earth, but...
00:07:31The less you know about the outside world, the better
00:07:33I understand, man
00:07:35We should get together or something to have a beer
00:07:37Yeah, I should go home someday
00:07:39Oh, yeah, let me give you my phone number
00:07:41You know, I have a lot to do
00:07:43Oh, no, no, just a second
00:07:45Just let me get a pen
00:07:46You don't have to do it
00:07:47No, no problem
00:07:48I should go, I have to go
00:07:49Oh, here it is
00:07:51Yeah, just a second, let's see here
00:07:53Here you go
00:07:55That's my cell phone
00:07:57Excellent
00:07:58Okay
00:08:00Hey, nice to see you
00:08:02Have a good day
00:08:03You too
00:08:05Very good
00:08:07Apparently, NASA is almost ready to go into space
00:08:11We'll talk to them right now
00:08:13Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for your time
00:08:15Just over eight hours ago
00:08:17An object near Earth, or an NEO
00:08:20Was seen by one of our telescopes
00:08:22It was not detected before because its trajectory originates behind the sun
00:08:26According to our calculations
00:08:29We predict that an asteroid will fall somewhere in the interior of the United States
00:08:35In the next 72 hours
00:08:37Later we will have more exact information about its impact point
00:08:42But now let's open
00:08:45Come on, now?
00:08:47Don't worry, everything will be fine
00:08:49We are halfway to the north of New York
00:08:51Nothing will be fine, mom
00:08:52Even if it hits in the middle of Idaho
00:08:54It could cause a chain reaction
00:08:56Electricity is overloaded
00:08:58Supplies will not arrive
00:08:59And the environmental impact
00:09:00Honey, human beings have always faced adversity
00:09:04And no matter what comes our way
00:09:06We always find a way to solve it
00:09:08Tell that to the dinosaurs
00:09:15Hi, I'm Tom Simmons calling from News One
00:09:17How big is this asteroid?
00:09:19Our current calculations say it is 50 meters wide
00:09:23Burning approximately 5 meters
00:09:25Once it crosses the atmosphere
00:09:27Although it is small, it can still cause significant damage
00:09:31Hey!
00:09:33Hey!
00:09:40Excuse me
00:09:42Hey
00:09:44Hello
00:09:47Excuse me
00:09:50Hey!
00:10:04It's going to fall in your house
00:10:07What did you say?
00:10:10The asteroid
00:10:12No, they said they didn't even know where it was going to fall
00:10:15Believe me
00:10:16Believe me
00:10:18They know exactly where it's going to fall
00:10:21And when
00:10:24They just don't want to cause panic
00:10:27Yet
00:10:29Very well
00:10:30Who are you?
00:10:32Wilson
00:10:33I live on the same street
00:10:35I saw them when they moved in a while ago
00:10:37I thought of going down
00:10:41And say hello
00:10:46Spencer
00:10:48I just bought the place
00:10:50I hope you kept the receipt
00:10:56Get out
00:10:59Out of my property
00:11:01Yes
00:11:07Honey, we have to be optimistic
00:11:09Please stop calling me honey
00:11:11I'm not a kid anymore
00:11:12And you can't rely on optimism for everything
00:11:17Sigh
00:11:19No internet?
00:11:21No, not yet
00:11:24Great
00:11:26Just great
00:11:27Did you bring the lights?
00:11:29There you have it
00:11:31There you have it
00:11:37Sigh
00:11:40You're welcome
00:11:43Sigh
00:11:44So, what do you think?
00:11:47What do I think of what?
00:11:49The asteroid
00:11:52Sigh
00:11:54I really don't think it's something to worry about
00:11:56It'll probably end up in Idaho or something
00:11:58It's not our problem
00:12:03I'll have dinner tonight or I'll starve to death
00:12:10You're right
00:12:11There's no food in the house
00:12:13Yeah
00:12:15Well
00:12:16No, no, no, it's fine
00:12:17You don't have to go out again
00:12:19We'll order some dinner and then we can have breakfast at Nick's
00:12:23It just reopened, right?
00:12:25It'll be fun
00:12:27Perfect, thanks
00:12:28Yes
00:12:29Great news has been generated, friends
00:12:31Coming from NASA
00:12:33An asteroid is on its way to Earth
00:12:35I'm not sure where it'll land
00:12:37But of course you can expect to be informed today
00:12:41The place is great, right?
00:12:43Yes
00:12:45How old is this place?
00:12:47Well, it was built about 100 years ago
00:12:49It was a popular place
00:12:51On the road
00:12:52As long as the food doesn't hurt me
00:12:54Well, that was in...
00:12:561400, not 1900
00:12:58I thought you were going to college
00:13:01I must have slept during the plague class
00:13:04What?
00:13:06Someday you'll have to order your own potatoes
00:13:08You never finish them
00:13:09It's because I know you'll eat them
00:13:12How sweet
00:13:15Did you meet one of your old friends at the hardware store?
00:13:18Lenny?
00:13:20Kenny
00:13:23He's a friend, he's definitely not my friend
00:13:25Well, maybe you can change that
00:13:27No, I don't think so
00:13:29Is he an idiot or something?
00:13:31Zoe
00:13:32No, he's just a boy who never left
00:13:35And I'm too old for new friends
00:13:38And what are you planning to do today?
00:13:40We brought two cars for a reason, right?
00:13:43I want to work at the house
00:13:45Okay, then do it
00:13:48Zoe and I will go to the phone store, right Zoe?
00:13:53I have an interview
00:13:54Oh, good luck
00:13:56Good luck
00:14:00So close
00:14:01Wow
00:14:05Do you remember when you used to shake hands with everyone?
00:14:07When I was two years old?
00:14:10He's a teenager, he does two things
00:14:12Get depressed and hate his parents for having them
00:14:15I was hoping we wouldn't miss that stage
00:14:17Well, it's a stage and the good news is that he'll get over it
00:14:22Someday something will happen
00:14:24That puts everything in perspective
00:14:26And then he'll give you as many handshakes as you want
00:14:29Yeah
00:14:30Well, I have to go
00:14:32Okay
00:14:33Good luck at the phone store
00:14:36Yes, thank you
00:14:37I love you
00:14:38I love you too
00:14:42Yeah, so what kind of classes would you take to decide my specialty?
00:14:46Hi
00:14:47Hi
00:14:50Oh
00:14:52No, I mean, yes, I guess it's fine
00:14:55I just don't know, I thought maybe it would be something more creative than that
00:15:16Well, good, very good
00:15:25Wow
00:15:32So?
00:15:34How was your interview?
00:15:38It was good, I guess
00:15:41You guess?
00:15:43I don't know what I want to do with my life
00:15:45My admissions counselor says photography isn't a job
00:15:49I just wanted a purpose
00:15:55On the other hand, I think I should choose another place
00:15:57That way I won't have to deal with my dad's existential crisis
00:16:18Hello?
00:16:29Okay
00:16:44Hello?
00:16:45Hi, Kenny
00:16:46I'm Spencer
00:16:47Sorry to bother you, I was looking for you at the hardware store
00:16:51Friend, it's Sunday
00:16:52Rest day
00:16:55I didn't know you were religious
00:16:57No, I'm not
00:16:59Okay
00:17:00What's up, man?
00:17:01Uh, well, listen, I was trying to paint a little today
00:17:04And I ran out of sealant
00:17:06Do you want sealant?
00:17:07I can take you a few cans
00:17:09Are you sure?
00:17:10Yes, yes, no problem
00:17:12Anyway, I wanted to see your new house
00:17:14Hey, we can go get that beer later, okay?
00:17:16I'll tell you something
00:17:17Bring me the sealant and the beer will be on me
00:17:20That's my friend
00:17:21It's a deal
00:17:22Deal
00:17:32The phone shop
00:17:34I hate this town
00:17:35Let's go in
00:17:39Hi girls, could you register?
00:17:42We're the only ones here
00:17:43Yes, but we need you to register
00:17:46This is bullshit
00:17:47Zoe
00:17:53I won't give you my email
00:17:55We need you in our system
00:17:57So you can turn around and sell my information?
00:17:59No, thanks
00:18:01You won't let me continue without an email
00:18:10Okay, we're registered
00:18:11Excellent
00:18:18Lynn Coleman?
00:18:19It's me
00:18:20Excellent, Charles will see you in his office
00:18:25What's up girls? How can I help you?
00:18:27We just moved and I have zero cell signal
00:18:29Oh, that's so annoying
00:18:31Let's see your service area
00:18:33What's your address?
00:18:34Henick Hill Road, 113
00:18:36What a shame, you're in a dead zone
00:18:38I need a signal amplifier
00:18:40Use your phone as an access point
00:18:41Look, I have to call the university
00:18:43I have interviews, I want to watch shows
00:18:45Do we have unlimited data?
00:18:46No, you probably have unlimited with limit
00:18:49What did you say?
00:18:50Unlimited with limit
00:18:51It's essentially limited
00:18:53Until you get to the limit
00:18:54That's when it's limited
00:18:56So why pay for an unlimited?
00:18:58Well, because it's unlimited, limited
00:19:00Listen
00:19:01How much for unlimited with limit?
00:19:03Listen
00:19:04How much for unlimited with limit?
00:19:06That's the presidential package
00:19:08That will cost...
00:19:10500 a month for the first line
00:19:12499 for each line after that
00:19:14Sorry Zoe, we can't pay for that
00:19:18Great
00:19:20Thank you, Chad
00:19:21You've been of no help at all
00:19:24Okay, we'll figure it out
00:19:26Let's go
00:19:28Hey!
00:19:31Do you want to go out later?
00:19:33Disgusting
00:19:40Spence?
00:19:41Hi, up here
00:19:42Hi, delivery of the sealer
00:19:44Just in time
00:19:45It wasn't a joke about being on the outskirts of the city
00:19:48Yes, just as I like
00:19:50Yes, I love that old man
00:19:55Here you go
00:19:56Can you help me with something?
00:19:57Sure, what's up?
00:19:59Okay, here we go
00:20:01Yes
00:20:03Yes, there it is
00:20:05There it is
00:20:07Thank you
00:20:08No problem, no problem
00:20:11Do I have something on my face?
00:20:13No, no, you know
00:20:15Usually when people go through the middle age crisis
00:20:18They usually buy a Corvette
00:20:20Is that what you think this is?
00:20:22I'm just saying, old man
00:20:23You never stopped saying you wanted to leave
00:20:25Now you bought a house
00:20:26Well, it's more than just a house
00:20:29It's a long story
00:20:30Well, how about you tell me that story with a beer?
00:20:34Okay, let's do it
00:20:36Very well
00:20:40Zoe, can you see who it is, please?
00:20:43It's dad
00:20:44Can you answer and put him on speakerphone?
00:20:46I know how to use a phone, mom
00:20:50Hi you
00:20:51Hi
00:20:53Bad news
00:20:54We are out of the service area
00:20:56I'm starting to see a problem here
00:20:58How is Zoe handling it?
00:20:59My life is a nightmare
00:21:01Kenny stopped by and I owe him a beer
00:21:03So we'll go downtown
00:21:05To see the big NASA ad
00:21:07Oh yeah!
00:21:08And you can make friends
00:21:10Okay, then we'll go back home
00:21:12Understood
00:21:13It won't take long
00:21:14I love you
00:21:15I love you too
00:21:18I figured
00:21:19Perfect signal in the city
00:21:20And as soon as we get home, it disappears
00:21:29Phew
00:21:32Look at this
00:21:40Did you see what I just did?
00:21:42Dude, did you cross the street?
00:21:44Yeah
00:21:45I didn't have to wait five minutes on the corner to do it
00:21:48I found a parking lot, turn left
00:21:51Nothing stops me today
00:21:53You're in the wrong direction, huh?
00:21:56Yeah
00:21:57Some people like life in the city
00:21:59One thing I learned
00:22:01It's not for me
00:22:02People living on top of each other, fighting to live
00:22:06I won't do that
00:22:07I understand you, man
00:22:09I've been here all my life
00:22:11I don't think I've missed much of the city, you know?
00:22:14It's always there if I want to see it
00:22:16It's a good place just to...
00:22:19Live
00:22:21Yeah
00:22:24I think everything will be fine
00:22:26Yeah
00:22:40This is something I hate about small towns
00:22:43That's the guy who was on my property
00:22:45Really?
00:22:47You'd like to keep him out of your property?
00:22:50What's his story?
00:22:53I'd rather not get involved
00:22:56Alright
00:22:57Well, he's at his end of the bar
00:22:59We're at ours
00:23:01What would you like, guys?
00:23:04Well, I'll have an Omegan and whatever he wants
00:23:08Surprise me
00:23:09NASA should be starting its press conference at any moment
00:23:14I wonder where this thing will end up
00:23:16Hopefully in a place where no one lives
00:23:19Like Idaho
00:23:21Whatever
00:23:22I'm sure we're fine in Oneonta
00:23:24Here you go
00:23:27Thanks for the beer
00:23:29Well, thanks for the sealer
00:23:31Hey, no problem
00:23:40So?
00:23:43So?
00:23:45Why did you come back?
00:23:50I was hoping I'd have a couple beers on me before touching the subject
00:23:56Well, I'm a very impatient man, sir
00:23:58So, why don't you continue and spit it out?
00:24:06Do you remember when we went to school?
00:24:08And my mom died
00:24:09Yes, of course
00:24:13My dad and I moved to the city later
00:24:17Then he had to split his back to cover his expenses
00:24:22But he did it
00:24:23You know
00:24:24He worked in the same place for 45 years
00:24:26He built a nice pension
00:24:29And he did it
00:24:30Not many people could say that, you know?
00:24:34Yes
00:24:35Then, on the last day, he...
00:24:37He handed over his helmet
00:24:39And received his first pension check
00:24:43And while he was driving home
00:24:45He...
00:24:48He had a heart attack
00:24:50Right at the wheel
00:24:51He crashed into a light pole
00:24:54He died instantly
00:24:58With a check in his pocket
00:25:04And while I watched him fall to the ground
00:25:07I made a promise
00:25:09It wasn't going to end like this
00:25:12I would find a way
00:25:14To support my family
00:25:16And enjoy the little I had
00:25:18And not...
00:25:19Spend my whole life working
00:25:22Just to die the day things finally work
00:25:28I'll start something
00:25:30And I'll support my family
00:25:35That's what I'm doing here
00:25:41Damn it, man!
00:25:44Damn it, man!
00:25:47I wish I had a couple of beers on top
00:25:50You asked
00:25:54Three people die and one is in critical condition
00:25:57After a gender reveal party went terribly wrong
00:26:00Oh, wait a minute
00:26:02We have news from NASA
00:26:04Let's go there
00:26:06Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for tuning in
00:26:08We have reduced an almost precise impact point
00:26:11From the asteroid heading towards the United States
00:26:15The asteroid is currently on its way
00:26:17It will collide within the next 48 hours
00:26:19And the impact point will be...
00:26:22In Oneonta, New York
00:26:24We will have more information as it develops
00:26:27And our thoughts and prayers are with the citizens of Oneonta
00:26:31It has to be a joke
00:26:33Really?
00:26:34It's not that hard to pronounce
00:26:36It's Oneonta
00:26:38Yes!
00:26:40Are you crazy?
00:26:42Friend, you don't understand
00:26:44Listen, whenever there's a crisis
00:26:46People buy like crazy
00:26:48Well, well, well
00:26:50I have to go back to the store
00:26:52To clean my inventory
00:26:54We'll meet again soon
00:26:56You're taking it extremely well
00:26:58Oh, no, no, no, no
00:27:00Everything will be fine, yes
00:27:02Yes
00:27:03See you, man
00:27:09Oneonta, New York
00:27:22Fine, I'll believe you
00:27:25Tell me everything
00:27:27Not here
00:27:31Can you take me?
00:27:33Yes, let's go
00:27:38Oneonta, New York
00:27:56It's time to get out of town
00:28:01Mom, what are we going to do?
00:28:04I don't know
00:28:05But...
00:28:06We're on the outskirts of the city
00:28:08Maybe...
00:28:09It falls more towards the center
00:28:10That doesn't matter, it could fall
00:28:12What's the name of the stupid town?
00:28:14Is it the baseball hall?
00:28:15Cooperstown?
00:28:16Cooperstown, it could fall in Cooperstown
00:28:18And that's still too close
00:28:20I'll try to call your father
00:28:24Okay, tell me
00:28:26I told you
00:28:27They knew where it was going to fall from the first day
00:28:30How?
00:28:31How did you know?
00:28:34I have people
00:28:36Oh my God, let's go
00:28:38Zoe, is it really a good time to be on the phone?
00:28:41I'm investigating
00:28:42Well then, your people...
00:28:44Let's just say they know things before they're allowed to know to the general public
00:28:50Whenever there's talk of something, they hear it
00:28:54An important impact event releases the energy of several million nuclear weapons that detonate simultaneously
00:29:00When an asteroid of several kilometers in diameter collides with Earth
00:29:03That's only if it doesn't burn first in the atmosphere, right?
00:29:06Yes, but...
00:29:07There you have the Tunguska event in 1908
00:29:10Where a meteorite disintegrated in the atmosphere
00:29:12And the explosion of air crushed 80 billion trees
00:29:15In more than 13,000 kilometers
00:29:17And killed three people
00:29:19Well, I feel bad for the trees, but three people?
00:29:22It's not that bad
00:29:23Just because it detonated in the forest and not in an important city
00:29:261,300 square kilometers
00:29:29That's the size of Rhode Island
00:29:31Which would mean a million dead people, not three
00:29:34Thank goodness we're not in Rhode Island
00:29:35Are you even listening to me?
00:29:37Wait a second, stop
00:29:41Spies
00:29:42What the hell?
00:29:44They're watching you
00:29:47They probably want to know what you're doing next
00:29:55Exactly
00:29:59Mom, we have to get out of here
00:30:05Where have you been?
00:30:06I don't know
00:30:07I've been calling you
00:30:08He's Wilson, Lee, Zoe
00:30:10Ma'am?
00:30:11Miss?
00:30:16Well, it was a pleasure to meet you
00:30:18We need to have a family reunion, so...
00:30:21We'll talk later
00:30:26On the count of three, we stay or we leave
00:30:28Wait, what are we doing?
00:30:29A vote
00:30:30On the count of three, we leave or we stay
00:30:32One, two, three
00:30:34We stay!
00:30:35We leave!
00:30:36Dad, we have to go
00:30:38And we vote!
00:30:39Look, let's stay
00:30:41I won't run away anymore
00:30:43I ran away from the city when mom died
00:30:46I ran away from here when dad died
00:30:48And I won't run away anymore
00:30:50I'll stick to this
00:30:51Great speech
00:30:52I'm sure the asteroid will be moved
00:30:54Spencer, are you serious?
00:30:55Yes, I'm serious
00:30:56Look, they're my family and I'm going to protect them
00:30:59Okay, we'll have at least 48 hours
00:31:02This can fall to the other side of the city for what we know
00:31:05And it's a small asteroid
00:31:06Okay
00:31:07You have one night
00:31:09Mom!
00:31:10And if it gets too close, then we leave
00:31:13Deal?
00:31:15Deal
00:31:16Okay
00:31:17If we stay, we need supplies, right?
00:31:20And even if the asteroid completely avoids us
00:31:23There will be dust and all kinds of things flying
00:31:25We need to seal the windows or something
00:31:28We have to get plastic sheets and duct tape
00:31:30Yes, duct tape
00:31:31That will keep an asteroid away
00:31:33Okay, I'll go get the things
00:31:35We'll all go get the things
00:31:37We're a family, right?
00:31:39Zoe and I just need to put some things together first
00:31:46Okay, I'll see you in the truck
00:31:52Will we stay?
00:31:53For now
00:31:55Okay
00:31:59People are currently evacuating to Maza
00:32:02But I don't think they care where they're going
00:32:06They're just trying to get out as fast as they can
00:32:10This is crazy
00:32:12This isn't good
00:32:14Wait, friends, breaking news
00:32:16The White House has announced that the president is considering
00:32:20An executive order to remove Oneonta from the United States of America
00:32:24What?
00:32:25Yes, this is the moment when I would like Oneonta
00:32:28To beat me up
00:32:30I'm so sorry
00:32:32Are you okay?
00:32:33I was so distracted for the good
00:32:36That's why
00:32:37It's okay, me too
00:32:41Mayor King Moller
00:32:43Hi
00:32:44Dad, you almost killed the mayor
00:32:45No, I'm fine
00:32:46Oh, she's fine
00:32:48Spencer Coleman
00:32:49Oh, the Coleman
00:32:51They just moved to Harry Kill's house, right?
00:32:53Yes, how does everyone know that?
00:32:55Small town
00:32:56So are they staying or leaving?
00:32:58Most of the people have already taken the road
00:33:01There are a couple of people left, I must make sure they are fine
00:33:04The captain is sinking with the ship, you know
00:33:06We'll stay
00:33:07For now, excellent
00:33:09What were you going to the city for?
00:33:10Oh, we're going to the hardware store for a few supplies
00:33:13Oh, are you going with the Kenny?
00:33:15Oh, while you're here, could you make me an announcement?
00:33:18Meeting at the town hall tonight
00:33:20Meeting tonight, sure
00:33:21Perfect
00:33:22If we go through this, we have to be united
00:33:24And keep the city safe
00:33:26As much as we can
00:33:28Okay
00:33:29Thank you, Coleman
00:33:31And tell Kenny that I send him greetings
00:33:34Nice to meet you
00:33:38Yes
00:33:40Oh, it's nice
00:33:41Yes
00:33:47From the entrance to the exit
00:33:48Uh, guys?
00:33:52Oh no
00:33:53Shall we come back later?
00:33:55We can
00:33:56Follow me
00:33:57In other words, we inform you that scared buyers on the road are buying everything at sight
00:34:01The police ask us to let everyone know that they only stay in their homes
00:34:05It is the safest place at the moment
00:34:07Hey, grab everything we need and see me in ...
00:34:10Spence!
00:34:11Hi Kenny, Kenny, hey
00:34:13Hey friend, there's a line
00:34:16The mayor asked me to make an announcement
00:34:18Oh, Kim, whatever, what's up?
00:34:19Well, meeting at the town hall tonight
00:34:21Anyone who stays should go
00:34:23Understood
00:34:24Today we give you ...
00:34:2630 dollars for things, keep the change
00:34:28Ah, perfect, son, I thank you
00:34:30Aren't you going to introduce us?
00:34:31Oh God, she's my wife, Lynn, and my daughter Zoe
00:34:35Nice to meet you
00:34:36Your store is very nice
00:34:37Thank you, thank you
00:34:38Great, well, see you
00:34:39Copy
00:34:42Attention buyers, there is an announcement
00:34:50Ah
00:34:56Kill me
00:34:58Zoe is the guy from ...
00:34:59Yes
00:35:00And do you like him?
00:35:01No
00:35:04Everyone calm down, calm down
00:35:07Thank you for coming here in such a short time
00:35:09As you all know, many people have already been evacuated
00:35:14But you and I are still here
00:35:17I would like to know why some of you stayed
00:35:20Ah, yes, what about you?
00:35:22Who, me?
00:35:23Grandma, sick
00:35:24Yes, I thought the government would intervene
00:35:26And like I would send a rocket into space and the steroid would fly
00:35:29Well, maybe you heard that there is a possibility that we are expelled from the United States
00:35:33So ...
00:35:34We are alone
00:35:36So we are in our oneonta?
00:35:42What is the plan, mayor?
00:35:43Well, I have a plan for today
00:35:45The plan for now is that we take care of each other
00:35:48We are a small city, but ...
00:35:50Surely there will be people taking advantage of the situation
00:35:54Specifically, empty houses full of valuable objects
00:35:58Now, if someone has not done it, they should consider sealing their windows
00:36:01I saw some doing it already
00:36:03What's the point of keeping things if they will be destroyed anyway?
00:36:06Well, that takes me to the plan for later
00:36:08I recommend gathering everything valuable
00:36:11And store it outside the city
00:36:13As the asteroid approaches, it was determined that the safest place for us are the secret caves
00:36:18It is far enough and deep
00:36:20And we have a bus that could do this faster
00:36:23Very well, I will give the floor to any question
00:36:27This is crazy
00:36:29Yes, yes
00:36:31How do we know if the asteroid is real?
00:36:33Be a good source of information
00:36:35We have a lot of information
00:36:37Yes, yes
00:36:38How do we know if the asteroid is real?
00:36:40Be a good source that this is real
00:36:43Okay, can the government seriously abandon us right now?
00:36:46I'll be back
00:36:47Where are you going?
00:36:48Yes, if they can and they have done it
00:36:52Did you hear all that?
00:36:54I heard a lot of banging
00:36:56Without much coherence
00:36:59Do you have something better?
00:37:02Hi old man, I'm sorry I'm late
00:37:04The store was full and I wanted to count the...
00:37:07Money
00:37:10Wilson?
00:37:12Minimalson
00:37:14Wilson has a plan
00:37:16Oh yeah?
00:37:17Similar to your last plan?
00:37:19Listen old man
00:37:20If your plan A includes him
00:37:22I would start working on plan B
00:37:26Well, we will plan C
00:37:28See you
00:37:31Well, tell me
00:37:35I'll be waiting for news on a safe installation in the next hour
00:37:40You should be there
00:37:43Okay, see you outside
00:37:51What's going on?
00:37:54Wilson has a plan
00:37:55The crazy neighbor?
00:37:56We really don't have many options
00:37:58We have an option, we can leave
00:38:02Zoe!
00:38:04Look, you gave me until tomorrow
00:38:07I know this is going to sound weird but...
00:38:09We are supposed to receive some kind of message tonight
00:38:12Okay, something is happening and I have to get to the bottom of it
00:38:14I don't like it Spence
00:38:16We are running out of time
00:38:20Tomorrow, yes, I promise
00:38:23Okay, okay
00:38:25See you at the house
00:38:31Let's go
00:38:36Let's see this safe installation
00:38:49So this is it?
00:38:51What?
00:38:53Isn't it safe enough for you?
00:38:56Is it a serious question?
00:39:02Why so tense?
00:39:04Spence?
00:39:06How do you know you can trust these people Wilson?
00:39:09Anytime
00:39:14Bingo!
00:39:27A gravity device?
00:39:30That's what it says
00:39:42I'm Leslie Ann covering the history of the asteroid
00:39:44We have had people from O'Nionta in a massive exodus
00:39:48From the city of O'Nionta to escape the asteroid and its aftermath
00:39:53Evacuating now apparently to the secret taverns
00:39:57Right on the outskirts of Cobbleskill
00:40:00A safe haven far from all the dust and destruction
00:40:08Okay, we are on asteroid alert
00:40:13Did you get any information that changed things in that ultra secret message?
00:40:20Well, I have a meeting tonight
00:40:23Hey!
00:40:28The exact coordinates of the impact of the asteroid are
00:40:3242.495821 and negative 75.076065
00:40:41Wait, what was the second one?
00:40:43Again, that is 42.495821 and negative 75.076065
00:40:53Come on! Piece of shit!
00:40:55Zoe! It's the language!
00:40:57It's the house
00:40:59What?
00:41:01What?
00:41:03The coordinates put the exact impact point on Henry Hill 113 Road, O'Nionta, New York
00:41:09Our thoughts and prayers are with you
00:41:14Spence?
00:41:16How?
00:41:18I guess the crazy neighbor is not that crazy after all
00:41:21Did you know all this time?
00:41:22No, I mean Wilson told me, but I didn't believe him
00:41:27Why didn't you say anything?
00:41:29Because I thought he was crazy, I didn't know he had something to tell you
00:41:32Let's go now
00:41:34No, this doesn't make any sense
00:41:37Dad, the only thing that makes sense is that we leave
00:41:40Something is happening here, like Wilson, how did he know it was going to be this place?
00:41:44How did he know specifically that it was going to be here?
00:41:47He's a psychopath!
00:41:49Dad, even a broken clock is right twice a day
00:41:52I'll take a suitcase
00:41:54Mine too
00:41:56Spencer?
00:41:58Spencer, look at me!
00:42:00We have to go now
00:42:03I can't, I have a meeting
00:42:06You're still talking about this meeting, what's going on?
00:42:11What? Tell me, what?
00:42:14It's...
00:42:17It's a gravity device
00:42:23Please repeat it
00:42:26Gravity device
00:42:29Mom, let's go!
00:42:33Hey, hey, no, no!
00:42:38Get in, Lynn, could you please?
00:42:41Spencer, I told you, if this gets too close and you don't have a solution, we're leaving
00:42:45Do you have a solution?
00:42:47Yes
00:42:48No, it's not true!
00:42:49Mom, let's go!
00:42:50Could you... could you stay?
00:42:53Spencer, I love you, but I have to do the right thing
00:42:57I'm taking our daughter and I'm leaving
00:43:01Stay
00:43:03I talked to our agents in the city, the buyers haven't closed the deal, so that's where you can find us
00:43:08Girls
00:43:10Dad, you know you're wrong
00:43:12Take care
00:43:17Hey man, come as soon as...
00:43:18Hey Kenny, ask him about his plan
00:43:23Where are you going?
00:43:26What's the plan, Spencer?
00:43:29A gravity device
00:43:31What? Man, I'm not surprised they're leaving
00:43:34Are you still messing with Wilson's shit?
00:43:37Look, I know this sounds absurd, but Wilson knew the asteroid was going to hit Neonat
00:43:42Specifically on my house
00:43:44Spencer, how is it possible that he knew that?
00:43:46I don't know
00:43:48I don't know
00:43:50But any problem you have with him, could you please do it on the side until you find out what the hell is going on?
00:43:55No, no, no, not a big change
00:43:58Now what?
00:44:00No! Stop! Don't get in! Don't get in through my entrance, stop right now!
00:44:09Hello, are you Stuart Coleman?
00:44:11Who's asking?
00:44:13I just came to report the news, don't shoot the messenger
00:44:16Vulture
00:44:19Shit, there's no signal
00:44:26Hey, it looks like there's a problem with our satellite, would you mind lending us some internet?
00:44:32No, there's no internet
00:44:34Really? Not even a little?
00:44:36No, $30,000 if you want to put a line to my house, pay it
00:44:42Trash
00:44:43Trash?
00:44:47I can't wait for this place to turn into smoke
00:44:54I'm sorry about your house
00:45:08Hey, hey
00:45:10Who do you work for?
00:45:12We don't work for anyone you might know, Mr. Coleman
00:45:15Enough
00:45:17Well, so you know my name, and if you'll do me the favor
00:45:20That's fair, I'm agent Thompson and he's agent Thompson
00:45:23Thompson with a P
00:45:25That's cute
00:45:27We were struck by the fact that tonight you'll be meeting with an organization to take possession of equipment
00:45:32Equipment that doesn't even belong to them, much less to you
00:45:35Enough
00:45:36Enough
00:45:38Well, so?
00:45:40Just mind your way of proceeding
00:45:42He's playing with much greater powers than you
00:45:44Great, noted
00:45:46Now I have more important things to do, get out of my property
00:45:50Property
00:45:54Close enough
00:45:56It's not true
00:45:57The line is actually...
00:45:58No, it's there
00:45:59It is
00:46:00In fact, it's right here
00:46:01No, it's there
00:46:02Oh, okay
00:46:03Get out of my property
00:46:04If you ask me, it is
00:46:06Good morning, gentlemen
00:46:10Let's get out of here
00:46:20Bro, you've had a very fucked up morning
00:46:24Listen Spencer, I think it's...
00:46:27I think it's time to move on, man
00:46:30What's left to lose?
00:46:32My family left me, reporters showed up
00:46:35Agents walking through my bushes
00:46:37And an asteroid will crash into my house
00:46:43Why don't you tell me what's going on between you and Wilson?
00:46:47No, that's not important now
00:46:49No, I saw how you stared at the bar
00:46:52Spit it out
00:46:53I don't know what to do
00:47:01Okay, okay, listen
00:47:04Dad sold him a majority stake in a mining company
00:47:08He invested all his life's savings
00:47:10To have exclusive rights to this new mineral
00:47:14Or to something that's buried beneath Oneanta
00:47:17The only problem is that all these houses block it
00:47:20So on the outskirts of the city
00:47:22There's a warehouse full of mining equipment
00:47:25That can't be used
00:47:28Yeah, I guess I understand why you're so pissed
00:47:31Yeah
00:47:33Does that mean you're not coming to the meeting tonight?
00:47:37What? The secret meeting of gravity devices?
00:47:41Look, man, I know it sounds absurd
00:47:44But I really need you
00:47:50Okay, listen
00:47:52I'll be there, okay?
00:47:54But only to see Wilson fail, okay?
00:47:56And watch my back
00:47:58Because that's what friends do
00:48:00Yeah?
00:48:02I guess we're friends, right?
00:48:04Weren't we?
00:48:16I don't understand why we all went
00:48:19We didn't have to get in your truck to get here
00:48:22The fewer vehicles, the better
00:48:25We'll escape faster
00:48:28Do you expect to need to escape quickly?
00:48:31Is there another type of escape?
00:48:35I'll ask you this again, but...
00:48:39Wilson, why am I sitting in a damn toilet?
00:48:43Clearly you've never been watching for a long time
00:48:46You say this works?
00:48:47Try it
00:48:54Oh, they're here
00:49:01I'll be right back
00:49:03Don't play with anything
00:49:05I'll give you something to play with
00:49:17What are they saying?
00:49:19I don't know
00:49:21Maybe something stupid
00:49:25I'm starving, there's nothing to eat here
00:49:31Fine
00:49:35Hey, yeah
00:49:38Good thing I'm not diabetic
00:49:41Want some?
00:49:47No
00:50:00What's wrong? Where's the device?
00:50:03They don't have it
00:50:05Sorry, what?
00:50:07See, I told you
00:50:12They said we already have it
00:50:15Somewhere in Oneonta
00:50:17Probably in your property
00:50:20No, that doesn't make any sense
00:50:22How could Oneonta be in my property?
00:50:24I'm just saying what they told me
00:50:27Don't tell me you ate that
00:50:30Why?
00:50:33How many?
00:50:35Why?
00:50:37It's my concert reservation
00:50:40What? Your reservation for the bass?
00:50:43No, for when I want my own private light show
00:50:49Each of them has a...
00:50:52White plush
00:50:55LCD
00:50:57Acid
00:50:59Wilson, stop playing, it's not funny
00:51:01Yeah, it's not funny, those things aren't cheap
00:51:04Let me clear this up, so Spence and I would have eaten 10 candies
00:51:07You say it's 10 acid shots?
00:51:09Yes sir
00:51:10And at market price, each of you owes me 100 dollars
00:51:14Oh yeah, sure, and if you take it out of what you owe my dad?
00:51:17Maybe you should control that anger
00:51:20A bad night is waiting for you
00:51:24Oh my god
00:51:27No, what about that quick escape?
00:51:30Come on, come on Wilson, come on
00:51:32Hey!
00:51:35Damn it, it's always the same
00:51:41Have you ever thought about wearing a seatbelt?
00:51:44On what stage?
00:51:46Can you imagine driving this truck while sitting in the toilet?
00:51:51Spence, Spence, are you feeling anything?
00:51:55Yeah, why is it beating so fast?
00:51:58Probably because of all the adrenaline that runs through my veins
00:52:01No, no, no
00:52:03The dark god can't help you, hurry!
00:52:06The dark god can't help you, hurry!
00:52:15Wilson, what's going on?
00:52:17Oh yeah?
00:52:18No, no, no, no, no...
00:52:34Do you have a solution?
00:52:36No, don't lose it
00:52:38Please repeat it
00:52:41Do it, Darcy, or die
00:52:44I just want... I just want him to go!
00:52:58How did you do that?
00:53:00Are they really that strong?
00:53:14Hey, so where is the stupid asteroid?
00:53:24One would believe that it is already illuminating the sky.
00:53:29Oh, don't see an asteroid until it's too late.
00:53:34You're thinking about comets.
00:53:39And the...
00:53:43...flying stars?
00:53:45Those are technically...
00:53:48...meteorites.
00:53:51Unless they survive the atmosphere, then they are meteorites.
00:53:58How did you memorize all that?
00:54:01How is it that you don't?
00:54:05I guess...
00:54:08...I must have fallen asleep in the meteorite class.
00:54:11It's the universe...
00:54:15...the only thing that everyone should understand.
00:54:21Yes, I think I avoid it because...
00:54:24...it makes me feel uncomfortable.
00:54:26Does the universe make you feel uncomfortable, Kenny?
00:54:29No, no, no, no, no. I mean...
00:54:32...it makes me realize how small I am.
00:54:35Hey, you know, that makes me feel uncomfortable.
00:54:38You shouldn't feel uncomfortable just because you're short.
00:54:42Shut up, idiot.
00:54:44I mean, think about it, guys. I'm serious.
00:54:47Somewhere in space...
00:54:50...you know, far away...
00:54:53...there is this big piece of stone...
00:54:58...that we can't even see.
00:55:02There is a short period of time to potentially...
00:55:06...kill us all.
00:55:09I mean, if that doesn't...
00:55:12...if that doesn't tell you how fragile everything is...
00:55:16...I don't know what I would do.
00:55:18That's very liberating.
00:55:22I mean, who's going to remember me, you know?
00:55:25I think you're being too hard on yourself, Kenny.
00:55:29Really?
00:55:33I don't have kids.
00:55:35I don't have a family.
00:55:39I just bought a hardware store.
00:55:41And that's not...
00:55:44...that's not a great legacy.
00:55:46If it makes you feel a little better...
00:55:50...in the end...
00:55:52...none of what others do matters.
00:55:56We're all...
00:55:59...just killing time until the sun eats us.
00:56:09Well, gentlemen...
00:56:12...I'm going for a walk.
00:56:15When I get back home...
00:56:17...I'll put on some Pink Floyd and...
00:56:20...pack the rest of my necessities.
00:56:24Oh, and...
00:56:26...Kenny...
00:56:29...good job tonight.
00:56:32Whatever you did.
00:56:39Exactly.
00:56:41Shut up, old man. I'm still mad at you.
00:56:44I know.
00:56:47Goodbye, kids.
00:56:51I think I'll go home...
00:56:54...by myself.
00:56:56Yeah, yeah.
00:56:58Just a few miles to the city?
00:57:00Yeah, I'll be fine.
00:57:03I guess it'll be good for me to walk.
00:57:07Okay.
00:57:10Goodbye for now.
00:57:21I don't feel very well.
00:57:36What happened?
00:57:51Oh!
00:57:53Hello, Mr. Coleman!
00:57:55Hello, you're...
00:57:57...Milton, right?
00:57:59That's right! Great news!
00:58:01What good news could you have for me?
00:58:03Well, the newsman put in the $30,000...
00:58:05...to put a line at your house.
00:58:07Isn't that great?
00:58:08It's great.
00:58:10Well, Mr. Coleman...
00:58:12...I'm going to have to go.
00:58:14Goodbye.
00:58:16Goodbye.
00:58:18Goodbye.
00:58:19Goodbye.
00:58:20But I'm not going to need the internet anymore.
00:58:24Oh, it's not for you.
00:58:26It's so you can broadcast the destruction of your house.
00:58:29How can you do that?
00:58:31They said that the income alone will make it worth it.
00:58:34Hey, did you hear that?
00:58:41Not again.
00:58:49Mr. Coleman!
00:58:51I think we live in our own country now, huh?
00:58:54Maybe you can run for president when this is over.
00:58:56What the hell are you talking about?
00:58:58It's a shame about your house.
00:59:00But we'd like an interview if you don't mind.
00:59:05Okay, if I don't mind.
00:59:07You know, you know what?
00:59:09Oh my God!
00:59:10Mom!
00:59:11Mom!
00:59:12What?
00:59:13We are live with Spencer Coleman...
00:59:15...whose house is going to be vaporized by an asteroid.
00:59:17Mr. Coleman, how do you feel?
00:59:19How the hell do you think I feel?
00:59:21Next question.
00:59:22Spencer!
00:59:23I didn't think he'd really stay.
00:59:25I thought he was kidding.
00:59:27Well, maybe I've been kidding a little too.
00:59:29You know what?
00:59:30You know what's the funniest part?
00:59:32You know, none of this matters.
00:59:34Everything we do doesn't matter.
00:59:36And nobody's going to remember you or you.
00:59:38And nobody's going to remember me.
00:59:41No, everything we're doing is useless.
00:59:44We're just killing time until the sun eats us.
00:59:47We've got the shot.
00:59:48Let's go, let's go.
00:59:49Get out of my property.
00:59:50Get out of my property!
00:59:52Damn it.
00:59:53Oh, I can see it now.
00:59:54The madman is yelling at the news team.
00:59:59We have to get him out of there.
01:00:02Yes, let's go.
01:00:03Come on.
01:00:15Here you go, Mr. Coleman.
01:00:17The first month is free,
01:00:18although I think this will be your only month.
01:00:21Excuse me?
01:00:23Excuse me, Milton.
01:00:24Now can you leave, please?
01:00:25Get out of your property.
01:00:26I'm on it, you know?
01:00:27I'm leaving the city, so it was a pleasure to meet you.
01:00:30Well, to meet you, yes.
01:00:32Goodbye.
01:00:37I'm sorry about your house!
01:00:45Jesus.
01:00:47What?
01:00:49Dad went viral.
01:00:51Is that good?
01:00:53Going viral is great.
01:00:54For everyone, except for those who go viral.
01:01:04Spence, hi.
01:01:05Hi, friend.
01:01:06Are you okay?
01:01:07At the top of the world, Kenny.
01:01:10I'm fine.
01:01:11What?
01:01:12At the top of the world, Kenny.
01:01:15I couldn't be better.
01:01:17Why do you ask?
01:01:20You're...
01:01:22You're kind of famous.
01:01:27What happened last night?
01:01:30How did we get out of...
01:01:32There was a...
01:01:33chase in the car and...
01:01:35You didn't know, did you?
01:01:38It's official.
01:01:39Oneonta has been eliminated from the United States.
01:01:42Yes.
01:01:43We have a president who...
01:01:45I'd rather ignore the situation than face it.
01:01:47So...
01:01:48As a result...
01:01:49We are our own country.
01:01:53Yes.
01:01:54I guess the spies were out of their jurisdictions and turned around.
01:02:00Meanwhile,
01:02:01Kim is evacuating everyone from the city to the caves.
01:02:04So...
01:02:05I'll see you there?
01:02:10Look.
01:02:11Look, Spence.
01:02:13I think you did a good fight.
01:02:15You did what you could.
01:02:16No...
01:02:17Even trust your crazy neighbor for a possibility that he was right.
01:02:22But he was wrong.
01:02:25You have a family, man.
01:02:26That's more important than a house with things.
01:02:28I don't think so.
01:02:30Moving everything up here just to be destroyed, you know?
01:02:33Have you ever seen a car with a trailer?
01:02:36They're just things, man.
01:02:38And as for the house...
01:02:40You know?
01:02:41It's not as important as the people who live in it.
01:02:44Right?
01:02:45See you in the caves?
01:02:49Yes.
01:02:51I just have to say goodbye first.
01:02:55I don't know what to take from the house.
01:02:57What if you just...
01:02:59Take something irreplaceable.
01:03:02Irreplaceable.
01:03:03Irreplaceable.
01:03:04Irreplaceable.
01:03:11Do you want some internet?
01:03:17Wi-Fi amplifier.
01:03:19Damn it.
01:03:33I'm sorry.
01:03:54With the imminent impact of the asteroid, we will be out of the area until further notice.
01:03:59Take care, everyone.
01:04:00I'm Lesley-Anne.
01:04:01Goodbye.
01:04:02Goodbye.
01:04:03Goodbye.
01:04:32Dad?
01:04:35They're back.
01:04:36We did it.
01:04:42I guess they...
01:04:43Yes, we saw him.
01:04:45It's time to go, Spencer.
01:05:01Everything will be fine, honey.
01:05:31Come on, everyone.
01:05:32Come in orderly, please.
01:05:36Let's go.
01:05:39Here we go.
01:05:42Very good.
01:05:43Good.
01:06:01Let's go.
01:06:02Let's go.
01:06:29Are you sure we'll be okay down here?
01:06:32It looks like people are getting a little restless.
01:06:34Could you show them something?
01:06:35Well, of course.
01:06:36I'm getting restless too, so...
01:06:39Friends, welcome to the secret caves.
01:06:41Thirty meters below the surface.
01:06:43Now, if you follow me down the petrified mechanical stairs...
01:06:48Hey, is there any Wi-Fi I can use here?
01:06:51Hey!
01:06:52Chad, right?
01:06:53Mrs. Conleman!
01:06:54Hello!
01:06:55Have you ever had internet?
01:06:56Yes, we did.
01:06:57Just in time for an asteroid to fall on our house.
01:07:00Who would have thought, right?
01:07:02Classic.
01:07:03Hey, did you see that guy on the news today?
01:07:05Yes, I did.
01:07:06In fact, he's my husband.
01:07:08Spencer!
01:07:09Holy shit, it's you!
01:07:11Can we take a selfie?
01:07:12You're famous, dad.
01:07:14Oh, you know, a video would be amazing.
01:07:16Do you think it's okay?
01:07:18Yeah, sure.
01:07:19Whatever.
01:07:22We're just killing time until the sun eats us all.
01:07:27I feel like I'm married to a celebrity.
01:07:29Thank you, friend.
01:07:30This is going to get a lot of likes.
01:07:32Although it's very strange that they don't have service down here,
01:07:34because they put up the tower very recently.
01:07:37This is amazing.
01:07:38I'm going to post this.
01:07:39Thank you very much, old man.
01:07:45Then don't...
01:07:46Oh, mom, enough.
01:07:49If I stay behind, I'll wait for Chad.
01:07:51Caverns began to form approximately 6 million years ago,
01:07:55long before the mammoth, but long after the dinosaurs.
01:07:59Caverns were discovered in 1928
01:08:01when two bovine explorers fell through the ground.
01:08:04Bovine explorers?
01:08:06Cows.
01:08:08Apart from the stalactites and stalagmites...
01:08:10What do you think, Spence?
01:08:14How come there's no cellular service when they just built a new tower?
01:08:18Maybe it's not activated yet.
01:08:21Maybe.
01:08:22The rough mining wall of the caverns will reveal garnets,
01:08:25pink quartz,
01:08:26fake gold,
01:08:27emeralds,
01:08:28seawater, and more.
01:08:30Yes, maybe.
01:08:32Maybe I'm just an old madman
01:08:34and I'll be in a descending spiral from here.
01:08:37I'll be standing in the corner with my bathrobe
01:08:39showing my parts to all the women.
01:08:42Okay.
01:08:43Although I like your bathrobe.
01:08:46I'll change my last name.
01:08:48In fact, if any of you remember,
01:08:50many decades ago,
01:08:51a group of geologists discovered a vast deposit of rare minerals
01:08:54under Oneonta.
01:08:56The potential value in dollars was so high
01:08:59that it couldn't be calculated.
01:09:01Why didn't they look for it?
01:09:03I'm sure they would have loved it.
01:09:05The only problem are all the houses above it.
01:09:07What was that?
01:09:09They can't dig in search of precious metals
01:09:11if everyone lives above them.
01:09:18I have to go.
01:09:20What?
01:09:21Where to?
01:09:23I have to make sure I'm not crazy.
01:09:24You are.
01:09:25Completely.
01:09:26Spencer, we came back here to make sure you were safe
01:09:29and now you're going to leave us again?
01:09:30Just stay here, yes.
01:09:31I'll be quick.
01:09:32I have to...
01:09:33I think I can save the house.
01:09:34Just wait for me right...
01:09:36here.
01:09:38You go after him.
01:09:39Dad!
01:09:45Kenny.
01:09:46Do you have pin cutters?
01:09:48Ah, yes.
01:09:49See me in the truck.
01:09:51What? Are we leaving now?
01:09:56Zoe, what are you doing?
01:09:57You don't have time.
01:09:58Zoe, you must trust me.
01:10:00He will eat me forever if I don't try.
01:10:02Do you know what really eats someone?
01:10:04An asteroid.
01:10:07I'll be back.
01:10:09I promise.
01:10:11Since we got here,
01:10:12it's like the only thing you care about was this house.
01:10:14As if mom and I didn't exist.
01:10:16As if she turned you into an idiot.
01:10:21Zoe.
01:10:30I love you.
01:10:33Hey,
01:10:34pin cutter delivery,
01:10:35but why?
01:10:36Let's go.
01:10:46Ugh.
01:10:52Where are you two running off to?
01:11:03Wow, so many likes.
01:11:07Ah, great.
01:11:08The battery is almost dead.
01:11:10Do you have the Pro or the Pro Max?
01:11:12The Pro, why?
01:11:13The Pro stinks.
01:11:14What? You stink?
01:11:15The Max lasts 3% longer.
01:11:17Wow, 3%?
01:11:19Well, 3% would be very useful right now, right?
01:11:26What are you looking at?
01:11:29Where are we going, Spence?
01:11:30To the phone tower.
01:11:31Can you give more details?
01:11:33Because this is not normal.
01:11:34None of this is normal all my life.
01:11:37It hasn't been normal since I moved here.
01:11:39And the only thing I can think of to solve this problem
01:11:42is this crazy solution.
01:11:43Simple.
01:11:44Why am I not hearing any of this?
01:11:47Oh, damn it.
01:11:48The person who knows everything doesn't know what's going on right now.
01:11:51Maybe it's because your ears are much closer to the ground than mine.
01:11:56Whatever, as long as we get back in time, okay?
01:11:58You know,
01:11:59Asteroid?
01:12:01We'll make it.
01:12:02This is News Channel One,
01:12:04reporting from the United States Union border,
01:12:06shortly after the impact.
01:12:08As you can see behind me,
01:12:10people are still fighting to evacuate.
01:12:12We'll set up our remote cameras
01:12:14and we'll get away at a safe distance.
01:12:16We'll let you know soon.
01:12:18You sure you put the camera high enough, right?
01:12:20I mean, you know we're talking about an asteroid.
01:12:23Boom!
01:12:24Big mushroom-shaped cloud.
01:12:27Hey, wasn't that...?
01:12:29Hi.
01:12:30I saw your family pass by a few minutes ago.
01:12:32Oh, no.
01:12:33I don't have a family.
01:12:35No, I only have two people who do whatever they want
01:12:38and it turns out we live in the same house.
01:12:40Because, well, you know, it was blown up by an asteroid.
01:12:43It's okay, Lynn, it's okay.
01:12:44No, it's not.
01:12:45It's not okay.
01:12:46I've totally lost control.
01:12:48I've totally lost control.
01:12:50I've only tried to be optimistic in my own way
01:12:52through all of this,
01:12:53and it finally got to me.
01:12:56Mayor, I just...
01:12:57I just wanted a garden.
01:13:03Is...
01:13:04Is it okay?
01:13:05Does it seem a little claustrophobic?
01:13:08No.
01:13:09No.
01:13:10I'm definitely claustrophobic.
01:13:17Okay.
01:13:18Now what?
01:13:20I have no idea.
01:13:22It looks like it shouldn't be here.
01:13:25I don't know.
01:13:26I think it should be.
01:13:27Technically speaking, it's something that shouldn't be here,
01:13:29but it looks like it should be here.
01:13:32Okay, well,
01:13:33how about you stop saying the word must and help me with this?
01:13:36Ready?
01:13:39No service.
01:13:43Yeah, I don't have anything either.
01:13:45Wilson?
01:13:46I don't have one of those things with me.
01:13:48Are you crazy?
01:13:51So we have a new cell tower,
01:13:53no service,
01:13:54and a gigantic deposit of minerals below Oneanta.
01:13:59Oh, and an asteroid on its way.
01:14:01Haha, soon.
01:14:02The asteroid will arrive soon.
01:14:04What's the missing piece here?
01:14:06Well,
01:14:07did they give you a time period of how long we'll be down here?
01:14:10No.
01:14:12No.
01:14:13I'm improvising at this point, to be honest.
01:14:17I'm sorry.
01:14:18The pressure of a family is a lot,
01:14:20but I couldn't imagine the pressure of a whole city.
01:14:23How...
01:14:24How are you doing?
01:14:27I drink a lot of wine.
01:14:30Did you bring any?
01:14:32No, no.
01:14:33Although I should have brought.
01:14:38Hey,
01:14:39maybe they have something up there.
01:14:42Very good, Wilson.
01:14:43You've been in conspiracies all this time.
01:14:45What do you think?
01:14:47Very good.
01:14:49It's just a theory.
01:14:52I imagine that the electronic interference you've been experiencing on your property
01:14:56is the direct subproduct of a mineral deposit discovered decades ago in Oneanta.
01:15:01And my readings seem to indicate that,
01:15:03that your house,
01:15:05if you'll excuse my expression,
01:15:08is Zone Zero.
01:15:11Someone somewhere wants to get under your land.
01:15:16And they found the perfect cover to do so.
01:15:19Damn it, then.
01:15:20That's the gravity device.
01:15:22Something like that.
01:15:23The asteroid probably shares some property with the mineral,
01:15:27so it's like a...
01:15:29magnet.
01:15:31Well, whatever it is, we have to go in and take a closer look.
01:15:36Kenny?
01:15:38If that thing is the culprit,
01:15:39we should cut off the energy and the asteroid would divert its course.
01:15:43Well, whatever it takes.
01:15:45If that means saving the house...
01:15:48Wait, wait, Spencer.
01:15:49Wait a minute.
01:15:51Are we here to save your house or...
01:15:53save the city?
01:15:57You said the house.
01:16:01I said it.
01:16:02Yeah, man, but...
01:16:04what about my house?
01:16:07What about the idiot's house?
01:16:09What about my store?
01:16:21Shit.
01:16:23Sorry.
01:16:25Even more important,
01:16:26have you thought about what will happen if you cut off the energy?
01:16:31No.
01:16:39What is this?
01:16:40A casual visit?
01:16:42We're out of service.
01:16:44This is a civil conversation.
01:16:46Oh, I see what you're doing here.
01:16:48It's reverse psychology.
01:16:49Only normal psychology, Mr. Coleman.
01:16:51What happens if the course of the asteroid can actually change?
01:16:55I don't know.
01:16:56Maybe it flies beyond Earth and hits Uranus.
01:17:00You realize it's too late for that, don't you?
01:17:03All you'll do is fall into another town or city that's not prepared for that.
01:17:09He's a stubborn son of a bitch, Mr. Coleman.
01:17:11It seems that no matter how much they tried to scare him,
01:17:14he just stayed behind.
01:17:16And it was supposed that everyone would leave the city,
01:17:18that would make things easier.
01:17:19Guys, we should probably go.
01:17:21Wait, what are you insinuating?
01:17:23You haven't deciphered it yet, have you?
01:17:25I think you'll discover that when all this is said and done,
01:17:28you'll be in a much better position than you think.
01:17:30Oh, yeah.
01:17:32The helicopter is waiting for us.
01:17:34I'll wait for the negotiation.
01:17:42She was right.
01:17:45Who?
01:17:46It's me.
01:17:48I've been an idiot.
01:17:51Maybe.
01:17:54But maybe it's a situation where everyone is an idiot.
01:17:57Yeah, but at least they're about to be millionaire idiots.
01:18:02What do you mean by that?
01:18:03The minerals under your house.
01:18:06I guess that's why you bought it to begin with.
01:18:09Oh my God!
01:18:11Oh God!
01:18:12Guys, the only reason the mining company failed in the first place
01:18:15was because of all the houses along the way.
01:18:18And now there won't be houses.
01:18:20And now we're our own country.
01:18:22Which means that the government can't enter and claim dominion over us.
01:18:26And Kenny...
01:18:28You own the only business with the ability to clean up the mess
01:18:31and get that shit out of the ground once the people settle.
01:18:34So...
01:18:36You're welcome.
01:18:48Guys...
01:18:51The asteroid.
01:18:52The asteroid.
01:18:55I thought you knew where you were going, genius.
01:18:57I know where we're going.
01:18:58It's just that...
01:18:59I must have gone around the wrong way somewhere around here.
01:19:01I'm just trying to figure out where...
01:19:03I'm just trying to figure out where...
01:19:04I'm just trying to figure it out on the map, but unfortunately I don't have a sign.
01:19:06So...
01:19:07So you don't know where you're going.
01:19:08I know exactly where we're going.
01:19:09We're going to the caves.
01:19:10They're just a few minutes away.
01:19:12I just went the wrong way somewhere.
01:19:14Listen, Cristóbal Colón.
01:19:15You won't take us anywhere this way.
01:19:18Hey! Is that the crazy man from Coleman?
01:19:20Let's go! We have to stop him!
01:19:21Hey!
01:19:22Stop!
01:19:23Stop!
01:19:24Stop! In the name of the first amendment!
01:19:27In the name of the first...
01:19:28Come on, come here.
01:19:30Okay.
01:19:31Are you crazy?
01:19:33There's an asteroid on the way.
01:19:35We're just minutes away from the impact.
01:19:37And we're here live with Mr. Coleman.
01:19:40Mr. Coleman.
01:19:41You've become a celebrity since the last time we saw each other.
01:19:44Do you have any comments?
01:19:45Yes.
01:19:46Yes, I have comments for you.
01:19:49Yes.
01:19:52It seems that your job is about to get much more complicated, huh?
01:19:57Why?
01:19:58All the matter of being eliminated from the United States.
01:20:02What does that mean?
01:20:04Are we the country of Oneonta now?
01:20:07I'm not sure.
01:20:08It's not as if I had received a call from the United Nations.
01:20:12We have to solve it after the dust settles, I guess.
01:20:15What is the name of the mayor of a country?
01:20:18Wait, isn't that your husband again?
01:20:20It's the last time we saw each other.
01:20:21Do you have any comments?
01:20:23Yes.
01:20:24Yes, I have comments for you.
01:20:27Yes.
01:20:31I was wrong.
01:20:35Could you repeat that?
01:20:39I said I was wrong.
01:20:42Your dad is in the news again.
01:20:44I moved my family here.
01:20:46Looking for a simple life.
01:20:50And everything went wrong.
01:20:52Do you think I'm a complete lunatic?
01:20:56You're right.
01:20:58Yes.
01:21:01Lynn.
01:21:03Zoe.
01:21:04I hope you're looking at me.
01:21:06I love you so much.
01:21:08I'm sorry.
01:21:10Very much.
01:21:12I was so focused.
01:21:15In that stupid house.
01:21:17That I forgot about the people who live there.
01:21:21So, you know.
01:21:24Go ahead.
01:21:25Take my house.
01:21:26Erase it from the face of the planet.
01:21:29If you need an asteroid to destroy everything.
01:21:33To do things right.
01:21:36So be it.
01:21:38I don't know what will happen when this house falls.
01:21:42It doesn't matter.
01:21:44Because I think we'll be fine.
01:21:46Because we will rebuild.
01:21:48We will not rebuild things as they were.
01:21:52We will build something better.
01:21:54Together.
01:21:57Now, if you'll excuse me.
01:21:59I have a family to return to.
01:22:06Oh, I'm sorry about the shoe.
01:22:09And the truck.
01:22:10Yes, yes.
01:22:14And there you have it, friends.
01:22:18Let's get out of here.
01:22:20Wow, your dad is great.
01:22:22Do you really think so?
01:22:24Yes, I mean, look at him.
01:22:26He's clearly not afraid to say what he thinks.
01:22:29Does he worry a lot about you and your mom?
01:22:31I guess.
01:22:33I don't know, for me, he's always been my dad.
01:22:37That's what happens with parents.
01:22:39You may have 30, maybe 40 with them, if you're lucky.
01:22:42You spend the first 10 years just nagging without knowing what's going on.
01:22:46Then the next 10, you hate them to death.
01:22:49Then, I don't know, I just think you spend the rest of the time trying to make up for them.
01:22:54So your dad and you get along?
01:22:56No, my dad is an idiot.
01:22:58But we work on that.
01:23:16Zoe!
01:23:20Lynn!
01:23:22Hi.
01:23:24You're back.
01:23:26I told you I was going to be fine.
01:23:29Good speech.
01:23:31Choke or five?
01:23:33Don't make it weird, dad.
01:23:46So, this is it?
01:23:50This is it.
01:23:52Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know we had to pose.
01:23:57Let's go inside.
01:24:15Let's go.
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