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00:00Aunty, I'm not taking him with me. I'll take him with me when his hair grows longer.
00:03I'm not taking him with me.
00:04Mom, he's overreacting so much.
00:05When Stuckloo got his hair dyed, did I say anything to him?
00:09Oh, green.
00:10It'll look good on Fortuner.
00:11I think I'll have to see this.
00:14In fact, I say, let's keep this a secret.
00:17Let's keep it a secret. I'm just telling you. I'm not even telling you in the vlog.
00:21Hi, everyone!
00:24We are back with another vlog.
00:25Guys, you must be thinking, Ducky, where are you?
00:30What are you doing?
00:31The thing is, I came to Bobby last night at midnight.
00:34I was doing some computer work.
00:36It was very late at night, so I came here and slept.
00:40And now it's 6 in the morning.
00:42It's almost 7 o'clock.
00:43And my house is open.
00:44Did I hear anything?
00:45But I remember that Bobby was sleeping with me.
00:47Where did he go?
00:48He must be outside. He must be talking to Mushuka on the phone.
00:49I'm 100% sure.
00:51Hey, Bobby.
00:52Bobby.
00:53Hey, Bobby.
00:54Hey.
00:54What is he doing?
00:55What is this?
00:56Bobby, are you watching a cartoon?
00:58Wake up.
00:59Hey, Kake.
01:00What happened?
01:01I wasn't sleeping.
01:03You had some other excuse to come out of the room.
01:06Either you wanted to talk to Mushuka.
01:08Or you wanted to watch something else.
01:10Hey, boy.
01:11Guys, that girl who came in the vlog.
01:13People are telling me that I'm crazy.
01:16No, I'm not like that.
01:20Mr. Raja.
01:23Guys, check the excuse.
01:24He said, Ducky, you were sleeping in the bed.
01:27That's why I came out of the room.
01:28The bed is king size.
01:31You're such an idiot.
01:32You're also king size.
01:35I've been telling you to lose weight.
01:36You go to the gym.
01:37You're putting on weight.
01:39You'll go to the gym when you get better.
01:40I'm fine.
01:41Just sleep for 15-20 minutes.
01:43Then I'll wake you up.
01:44Anyway, welcome back.
01:45If you haven't enjoyed the vlog yet, then do it now.
01:49Wake up.
01:52I'll go to the room and do my intro.
01:53No, no.
01:54Wake up.
01:56Get out.
01:56You sleep. I'm not saying anything to you.
01:57Wake up, bro.
01:59I woke up at 7 in the morning.
02:00What's wrong with you?
02:01You're nothing.
02:02Go.
02:03Don't do this.
02:04Go.
02:05I don't scream in the morning.
02:06Bye.
02:06I'm doing my intro by mistake.
02:08Take your phone.
02:09Go.
02:09Get lost.
02:10It's okay.
02:11Don't do this.
02:12You're my dog.
02:14You're so shameless.
02:15I woke him up while he was sleeping.
02:17That's why he ate a banana.
02:18This cat doesn't have eyes.
02:19This cat doesn't have eyes.
02:22What's going on?
02:24Oh.
02:25Anyways, welcome back to another vlog.
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02:36Let's go home now.
02:37I'm very hungry.
02:38I woke up early in the morning.
02:39I think dad didn't sleep.
02:40I'm full.
02:41Dad has to rest now.
02:42Let's go.
02:43I have to go home now.
02:44I'll ask him if Roop is awake.
02:45Then we'll have breakfast.
02:51Roop, I saw you.
02:52I caught you.
02:53Roop, who sleeps with the lights on?
02:56First, tell me this.
02:57Tell me that I'm your dad.
02:59That's why you have to use your phone.
03:01What are you looking at?
03:02Don't act like you're sleeping.
03:03As soon as I entered,
03:04you threw your phone in the blanket
03:06and started acting like you were sleeping.
03:07I'm sleeping.
03:08No one is sleeping.
03:10Tell me the truth.
03:10I have to go eat something.
03:11I woke up early.
03:12You didn't even sleep.
03:13I'm hungry.
03:14Let's go.
03:14Hurry up.
03:19What do you want to eat?
03:20I want to have breakfast.
03:21Let's take you to a new place.
03:23Come on.
03:29How are you?
03:30Is Tim Hortons open here?
03:31Yes.
03:33Your brother had to drive 50 minutes
03:36to eat at Tim Hortons.
03:37So I thought I'd invest some money
03:39and open a Tim Hortons here.
03:40Money can't buy anything.
03:42This is the same place where
03:43many people like you
03:44lined up to open a new Tim Hortons.
03:46Really?
03:47Yes, but this is our personal Tim Hortons.
03:49I invested the money myself.
03:50You don't have to be shy.
03:52I've already got it vacated for you.
03:53I've already opened it.
03:55Don't be angry.
03:56Let me get some relief.
03:57How are you?
03:59Are you feeling better?
04:00I got a nice security car.
04:01Because he knows I'm the boss here.
04:03Shut up.
04:04A few moments later.
04:05Oh my god.
04:08The bread is here.
04:12Isn't it good?
04:13Is it good?
04:13Oh my god.
04:15Let's eat the bread.
04:16I don't know what to do.
04:17I'm so hungry.
04:17I don't know what to do.
04:18Oh my god.
04:20Today, the mother and sister of diet
04:22have planned to eat one egg.
04:23Sir, you've been doing this for two years.
04:31It was so much fun to get fat.
04:33How is it?
04:33It's good.
04:34Did you enjoy it?
04:34Is it good?
04:35Six hours later.
04:36Sir, what's the plan for today?
04:38I have to go to my car.
04:39I have to give it to Vinay for the showroom wrap.
04:41I've been crying for so long
04:42that I have to get it wrapped.
04:43So, that's what I have to do today.
04:44Really?
04:45I also have to go to the salon.
04:46I have a shop.
04:47Oh my god, we were in Karachi
04:48so I took you to the salon.
04:50I went there to get my make-up done.
04:51I have to get my services done.
04:52Please take me there.
04:53I have to get my hair cut.
04:55What hair cut?
04:56You're a girl.
04:57What do you want to do with your hair cut?
04:58You're a girl so you want me to get my hair cut.
04:59Are you crazy?
05:00You want me to get my hair cut?
05:01How did you get your hair cut?
05:02You've got such long hair.
05:03You got it cut so short
05:04and you want to get your hair cut?
05:05I have to take 15-20 thousand rupees from you.
05:08No, no, no.
05:08My hair will be done now.
05:09It'll be a beautiful look.
05:11Please take me there.
05:12Your salon is on the way to my showroom.
05:14I'll drop you there.
05:15Otherwise, I won't leave you.
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06:04Why do you need a haircut?
06:06You're trying to be a boy.
06:07I'll have such a haircut today
06:08that you'll keep looking at me.
06:10I hope I don't keep looking at you
06:12in shock.
06:13You should get a haircut too.
06:15Aroob, we don't need
06:17to travel for hours like you.
06:18We just need to get a haircut
06:19and get a haircut done
06:205 minutes away.
06:21Finish.
06:21What's a haircut?
06:22A letter?
06:23You don't even know what a letter is.
06:24Is it a letter?
06:25It's not a letter.
06:26It's a burger cake.
06:28Then what's a haircut?
06:29A haircut means
06:31a beard cut.
06:32Getting a haircut.
06:33You're a cake man.
06:34You don't know anything.
06:35You should know
06:36that this is a haircut.
06:37Getting a haircut.
06:38You keep getting your moustache cut.
06:39You should know.
06:40Speak loudly
06:41and tell people about the scheme.
06:42Anyway, we just dropped Aroob
06:44to get a haircut at a salon.
06:45Then we have to take her
06:47to Fortuner showroom.
06:48We have to give her this
06:49for 2-3 days
06:50to get it wrapped.
06:51Then let's see
06:52what look comes out of this.
06:53And what look comes out of me?
06:54Aroob, you have to get so many
06:55haircuts
06:56and you don't even know the difference.
06:57She has to take
06:58Rs. 3000 from you
06:59to get so many haircuts.
07:00This is business.
07:01This is a game.
07:02Girls are fooled like this.
07:04Shut up, you dog.
07:08Okay, fine.
07:09Don't get your hair dyed, Aroob.
07:10No, I won't.
07:11I found out that you got pink hair.
07:12No.
07:13Bye.
07:14Come soon.
07:14Okay.
07:15Let's go to the showroom
07:16to get the car wrapped.
07:17She will stay there for 2-3 days.
07:24Hello.
07:25How are you?
07:26Are you okay?
07:27I'm fine.
07:28Thank God.
07:29What options do you have?
07:30These are all options.
07:31You can choose.
07:32You have kept this pink one for me
07:34in case the mood changes.
07:35Are you taking chita?
07:37Wait, show me.
07:38How is this?
07:39Oh, green.
07:40Will it look good at Fortuner?
07:41We'll have to see.
07:42I think...
07:43No.
07:44I don't like that.
07:45This is a blue shade.
07:46There is a purple shade too.
07:47Sometimes it was blue,
07:48sometimes it was purple.
07:49This is a rainbow-type.
07:51But this is too much.
07:53People call me Chhapri.
07:54This looks good.
07:55This is good.
07:56This is black.
07:57There is a bit of shine in it.
07:58You can see the rainbow.
07:59In fact, I say
08:00let's keep this a secret.
08:01Let's keep it a secret.
08:02I'm just telling you.
08:03I'm not telling you in the vlog.
08:04What color car is it?
08:05I have to ask you too.
08:06You don't have to tell anyone.
08:07Okay?
08:08What is this?
08:09How long should I pick up the car from you?
08:11It will take about 5-6 days.
08:13I will meet you after 5-6 days.
08:15The level of the car should be ready.
08:17There is a PPF on the car.
08:18And there will be a wrap on top of it.
08:20We will get the car after 5-6 days.
08:22I will meet you after 5-6 days.
08:24Oh, my dear.
08:25I will meet you.
08:26It's been a week.
08:27Don't worry, my dear.
08:29Roop is calling.
08:30Hello.
08:31Yes, sir.
08:32Where are you?
08:33I have come here to give the car.
08:34Where are you?
08:35Sir, I am free from the salon.
08:36I am going straight to my mom.
08:37So you come there.
08:38Okay?
08:39Okay.
08:41We will get the car after 5-6 days.
08:42Let's see how it looks.
08:43Let's go straight to Roop.
08:47Roop.
08:48Where is Roop?
08:50Hello.
08:51How are you?
08:52I am fine.
08:53How are you?
08:54Thank God you told me.
08:55You have hidden your hair.
08:56It means something is wrong.
08:57Aunty, I told him not to touch his hair during the haircut.
09:01So that it looks different.
09:02It's nothing.
09:03You will like it.
09:04Roop, tell me quickly.
09:05Roop, tell me quickly.
09:06You have dyed your hair purple.
09:07No.
09:08I told you not to dye it green.
09:09You dyed it pink.
09:10Roop, tell me.
09:11Roop, tell me.
09:12Roop, tell me.
09:13Roop, tell me.
09:14Tell me.
09:15What is the point of going to the salon
09:16when you have hidden your hair?
09:17If you wanted to hide your hair,
09:18then why did you get a haircut?
09:19I wanted to give you a surprise.
09:20Roop, tell me first
09:21if you have dyed your hair purple or not.
09:22I don't want to surprise you.
09:23I don't want to give you a surprise.
09:24If you think
09:25that you have done the right thing,
09:26then show me.
09:27Otherwise, I will leave the room.
09:28Now you tell me.
09:29You must have seen.
09:30What has he done?
09:31I am telling you.
09:32Should I leave?
09:33No.
09:34He liked it a lot.
09:35It looks like a wig.
09:36It looks like a wig?
09:40When he used to come on TV,
09:41I used to switch it off
09:42or switch on the TV.
09:43Roop, I am telling you.
09:45You didn't do the Dora thing, did you?
09:46No, no.
09:47It doesn't look like Dora.
09:481, 2, 3.
09:50Roop, what have you done?
09:51Roop, what have you done?
09:52Aunty, it's not me.
09:53I am leaving.
09:54What is this?
09:55I am leaving, Roop.
09:56Roop, what have you done?
09:57Who is this?
09:58It doesn't look good.
09:59Roop, you don't look like a Pakistani.
10:00Aunty, I had told him
10:01not to do this kind of work.
10:02He didn't get his hair purple.
10:03He only got it dyed.
10:04But it looks like Dora.
10:05It looks like Dora.
10:06How do I look?
10:07Roop, I am leaving.
10:08I can't recognize you.
10:09Where is Roop?
10:10Aunty, where is Roop?
10:11I haven't seen him for a long time.
10:12Roop, I am leaving.
10:13I will talk to him.
10:14Show me the real Roop.
10:15Roop, what have you done?
10:16It doesn't look good.
10:17Roop, I am telling you.
10:18Roop, I can't recognize you.
10:19What have you done?
10:20I am so tired.
10:21Does a head shake suit me?
10:24Sir, please.
10:25Don't create a scene.
10:26What will my parents think?
10:27They will scold me.
10:28Roop, what have you done?
10:30Roop, no.
10:31It's not about being cute.
10:32The thing is
10:33where is the first one?
10:34Where is the first one?
10:35I dropped her from the car safely.
10:36I dropped her in front of the salon.
10:37What have you done?
10:38I look good, sir.
10:39I have long hair.
10:40My hair was damaged
10:41because of the seeds.
10:42Roop, I am not talking to you.
10:43Sir, please.
10:44Roop, no.
10:45Roop, you have made a big mistake.
10:46Roop, you look like a Japanese cartoon.
10:47You look like a Japanese cartoon.
10:48You look like
10:49you only know how to fight.
10:50You look like
10:51you only know how to fight.
10:52You look like
10:53you only know how to fight.
10:54I got you a visa to Dubai.
10:55Your hobbies have changed.
10:56What kind of look have you made?
10:57Roop, you are a Pakistani.
10:58Be a Pakistani.
10:59Thank God,
11:00I didn't wear purple.
11:01Thank God,
11:02I didn't wear purple.
11:03I thought I should wear purple.
11:04God forgive me.
11:05I am complaining to your mom.
11:06No, no, no.
11:07Aunty,
11:08I am not taking her.
11:09I will take her
11:10when her hair grows long.
11:11I am not taking her.
11:12Mom, he is overreacting.
11:13When Mr. Khloo dyed his hair,
11:14did I say anything to him?
11:17But Roop,
11:18you didn't do it right.
11:19Your name doesn't look like Roop.
11:20It looks like your name is Jennifer.
11:21Jasmine.
11:22It looks like Karen.
11:23Your name is Karen.
11:25It doesn't look good.
11:26Rate it out of 10.
11:27Tell me in the comments
11:28how my new hair looks.
11:29People will think
11:31that I have
11:32hired a foreigner
11:33from America.
11:34What will people think?
11:35She has ruined it.
11:36It will take me
11:372-3 weeks
11:38to adapt it.
11:39She has changed her face.
11:40At least,
11:41Roop looks the same.
11:42She doesn't look the same.
11:43She doesn't look the same.
11:44Why?
11:45I look the same.
11:46I will die today
11:47but I won't
11:48leave her alone.
11:49Anyway,
11:50like and subscribe
11:51and join
11:52the Ducky Army.
11:53I will see you tomorrow.
11:54Okay.
12:01Bye.
12:02Bye.