New series KAOS (English) S1 Ep2
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01:01Varro
01:16Norman?
01:31Where's the body?
01:36Where's the body?
01:38Where's the body?
01:40What's up?
01:42Where's the body?
02:00What are we doing? What the fuck are we doing?
02:14What have you done? Chocolate or plain?
02:22Okay there was cheese. I already ate the cheese. Sorry.
02:25Man, you got messy last night. Are you going to get your wife back?
02:28Yeah? Yeah? Then you need to get your strength up. Here.
02:34Nutritious. I thought I dreamt you.
02:38Alright, sit down. Sit down. Come on.
02:41I can... I can really get rid of her without dying?
02:48Yes. Yes. Yes. But you have to move quick.
02:53Before she goes through the frame.
02:58Can all passengers make their way to the bridge deck for an orientation video from our Lord Hades?
03:12The one guarantee that comes with life, it ends.
03:19As far as human beings are concerned, death is the only thing they can be sure of.
03:24Now some of you will be scared. Some of you will be angry.
03:27You didn't think it was your time perhaps. But be comforted by this.
03:32Your devotion to the gods, to me and my family is about to pay off.
03:37I say fuck them. Did you hear me?
03:43I defy them. I defy the gods.
03:46The better you serve us and the earth you just left, the more glorious your next life will be.
03:53Your ferry is currently crossing the river Styx.
03:56This is the body of water that takes you from earth to the underworld.
04:00We will be here at the port, ready to guide you towards the next stage of your journey.
04:06At the river Lyth, where our friendly divers will help you pass easily into the water and make your way through...
04:13The frame.
04:15I made it. I made it for you.
04:19To allow your atoms to return joyfully to the earth.
04:23Do not mourn life. You are returning to it.
04:27Welcome back to the underworld.
04:30Everything's going to be okay.
04:49Okay. Hey, you still there?
04:52Hello?
04:58Hello?
04:59What? Yes. Yes, yes, I'm here.
05:03Am I on speaker?
05:05No.
05:08Pull.
05:10Yep.
05:12Pull.
05:14Yep.
05:17Anyway, we're going to send a message to the Monument Shedders, right?
05:21So? Yes.
05:23Okay.
05:25Is it time to train more divers?
05:28No.
05:30No, first of all, we're working on the selection process.
05:34I'm sorry? What? Why would...
05:36Do you need a selection process?
05:39Just, uh, move people, right?
05:42Zeus, with the greatest respect...
05:44I knew I was on speaker.
05:45It's not easy to find new divers.
05:47What?
05:48All underworld workers who applied to be divers and were found appropriate have been accepted and trained.
05:52We are looking at substandard quality if we recruit more now.
05:56So? We don't have time for this.
05:59I don't care if they apply. I don't care if they're appropriate.
06:01It's fucking crowd control, Persephone. It's not art.
06:04Get more divers today. Pull!
06:07It might not be art, but it is a skill.
06:09Zeus, taking those human souls through the frame is a complex and delicate process.
06:15We cannot, for the preservation of the integrity of the underworld, allow standards to...
06:25Hello?
06:27Consider it done.
06:29What?
06:31Oh. Okay.
06:33Yeah, good. Good.
06:36Um, hey, while I've got you, uh, did either of you happen to see my watch?
06:44I've been...
06:47And I hang up.
06:53You are working too hard.
07:06Oh.
07:18What will your next life be, do you think? What are your hopes?
07:22Um, I, uh...
07:26I don't... I don't know.
07:28Not wasted.
07:30Why? How about you?
07:33Oh.
07:35I was an Olympia sacrifice.
07:37Wow. Okay.
07:39So I imagined something to step up.
07:41I wanted to be a taciturn, but sadly wasn't called.
07:46I served Hera, nevertheless.
07:49I trained to remove their tongues to honour her.
07:54And I never married, of course.
07:57Hmm. That was thy choice?
08:00Yes.
08:02Thy choice.
08:04Hmm.
08:06You're very young.
08:08How did you die?
08:10Well, I, uh, got hit by a truck after I said I defied the gods, so...
08:15Probably coming back with a dog or a stone or something.
08:18Oh, no, I was right.
08:20I see.
08:23Oh.
08:25Good luck to you.
08:28Pharaoh.
08:32Fuck.
08:35Fuck! We're gonna die!
08:38Look, I can't die. I'm not gonna let you die, okay? You're fine.
08:41How do I know that?
08:43How do I know you're who you say you are?
08:45Dionysus, I mean.
08:47The gods have been on earth the whole time.
08:49You don't know unless we tell you.
08:51We have to want you to know.
08:53Ah!
08:55Ah!
08:57Ah!
08:59Ah!
09:02We've got a truck.
09:04We've got to have faith.
09:06Can you do that?
09:08Whoa!
09:10No!
09:15No!
09:19No! No! No!
09:21You had a gun to your head last night. Just relax.
09:24Whoa!
09:26Whoa!
09:28Whoa!
09:30Ah!
09:35Motherfucker!
09:37Keep your eyes open.
09:39No! No!
09:42Sweet!
09:48Sir, that was great.
09:50That was really good.
09:52Hey, hey, what was the word?
09:54Hey, it's okay. I'll just have to be sure.
09:57But...
09:59Why are you helping me?
10:02There's nothing wrong with being slightly lightweight, Dionysus.
10:12Because I like your music.
10:14Now come back here and tell me about your girl.
10:26No!
10:35All the answers required at the door, please report for duty.
10:44Welcome to Asphodel.
10:46Please form an orderly queue and make your way to the turnstile.
10:51I only want to see five lines.
10:53I want those lines straight.
10:55Dogs ready?
11:00These are working Cerberus dogs.
11:02Please do not attempt to stroke them.
11:07Let's get a move on!
11:09Step out, please.
11:11Come on.
11:15Hey, easy. Easy.
11:17Tosis.
11:19Tosis, come on.
11:21Let's go.
11:26Come on.
11:30Step out, please.
11:32Why?
11:33It's okay. Stay calm.
11:34What are they barking at?
11:35This way, please.
11:36Where are you taking me? I'm still being renewed, right?
11:38Someone will explain everything as soon as he gets here.
11:40Can you just tell me where we're going?
11:43Why can't you just tell me?
11:45It'll be okay. I promise.
11:49You know how I said the plan to bring Zeus down involves three humans?
11:54This is the second.
11:58Canaes died ten years ago. You saw how.
12:02Like Riddhi, he is completely unaware of his cosmic significance.
12:06Good boy.
12:08He woke up thinking that today would be just like every other in the underworld.
12:14That, as usual, he would focus solely on the past.
12:20And ignore the present.
12:26Let's go.
12:31But that changes today.
12:35Canaes, Pru, congratulations.
12:39You've been promoted.
12:41My name is Medusa, and you are going to be trained as divers.
12:45I don't want to be a diver.
12:47Excuse me?
12:48Excuse me? I didn't apply. I never apply.
12:50I did. I got rejected lots of times.
12:52I know.
12:53Oh, this is, this is, this is wonderful.
12:55I'm a good handler.
12:57I know. But I still don't appreciate people stealing my staff.
13:01Persephone's orders carry on.
13:03Look, I'm waiting for someone.
13:05Who?
13:06His mother.
13:07Oh. Oh, I did wonder. He's very private.
13:11Everyone's waiting for someone.
13:13I'm not.
13:14You're here to work.
13:17No. I don't want to go. I'm staying.
13:20Now, this is interesting.
13:22I mean, you seem to be laboring under the sweet misunderstanding that there's an element of choice here.
13:29What about our dogs?
13:31Divers don't use dogs.
13:33Sorry.
13:40I'm more of a cat person.
13:43Um...
13:45Excuse me, Mum.
13:49Are you the Medusa?
13:51As in the...
13:57Why didn't I turn to stone?
14:00Because you're fucking dead.
14:02Oh.
14:04Come on, today. Let's go.
14:07I'll visit. I'll just...
14:11Look after her, OK?
14:18Let's go.
14:20His name's Fotis.
14:23It means light.
14:25I don't care.
14:29Keep moving, please. Nothing to worry about.
14:32Where are we going?
14:34Are we going to the frame? I thought we were going to the frame.
14:37Me too.
14:38And me.
14:39Are we not?
14:40Just a little bit of admin. Keep moving.
14:42If this is about what I said...
14:44Move along, please.
14:46Admins?
14:47Well, why is there admins?
14:49Move along, please.
14:51Come on, come on.
14:56Hi.
15:10Make a wish and snap your fingers.
15:12That's what you have to do.
15:14And your wishes will all come true.
15:23Where are we?
15:25Exactly where you need to be.
15:28Hey, what are you doing?
15:30Yeah, there's a line here.
15:31Hey, hey, hey. This man's competing, Patricia.
15:33I... I what?
15:35What? How's he know my name?
15:37Yes.
15:38Who?
15:42Hey!
15:47Get in there!
15:52Hey!
15:53Hey, baby, I'm back.
15:55Oh, yeah.
16:00Who are you?
16:02I, uh...
16:03Hey, Polly.
16:04Come, ease with me.
16:08Table one.
16:10Welcome to the cave.
16:27Is this a joke?
16:29Sorry?
16:31The cave.
16:34The cave.
16:37You brought me to the cave.
16:41Fuck you.
16:43The cave is famous.
16:45But not in a good way.
16:47It's a place where desperate people come to try to gain access to the underworld.
16:51There is an audience.
16:53It's a sport.
16:56But it always ends in failure.
17:00Hey! Hey! Hey!
17:03Hey, look.
17:05I don't know who or what you are, OK?
17:07And I don't care.
17:09I've come here to be humiliated.
17:11Is that clear?
17:13Humiliated?
17:15How did you figure that?
17:17It's a scam. Everybody knows it's a scam.
17:19Nobody gets people back.
17:21No, that's just not true.
17:23It's entirely possible to get people back.
17:25It's just no one's done it before.
17:27But you can.
17:29OK? I know you can.
17:34Your love is greater than death.
17:54What do I have to do?
17:56It's a quiz!
17:58Baby, it's a quiz!
18:01OK.
18:06Time is...
18:08Oh, shit.
18:10Let's talk to one of the others.
18:12Uh, hello, Ares.
18:14Hey, it's Pop.
18:16I think I'm leaving a message on your, uh, machine.
18:19How are you, kid?
18:21Uh, calling to see if you're around and see if you're...
18:24Oh, they're still mad at me?
18:26Uh, anyway, I...
18:28I need some help.
18:30Um, did you by any chance happen to catch
18:32that debacle in Heraklion with the monument?
18:34The other day?
18:36Did it hurt your feelings? It sure did mine.
18:38OK.
18:40Bye.
18:42Wow. Interesting.
18:44OK.
18:50Ring, ring, ring.
18:53Wow, nobody's fucking home.
18:55What is this?
18:57Uh, hi, Athena.
18:59Hey, it's Pop-Pop.
19:01Um, do you want to do some work?
19:04Some myth-making?
19:06Hello!
19:08Uh, Apollo, it's, uh, it's Dad.
19:10Um, hello, Aphrodite.
19:12It's Daddy, Artemis.
19:14Um, this is Papusa.
19:16Is anybody fucking there?
19:18Are they listening to these messages?
19:20Hello? The Papusa?
19:22Hermes, pick up the phone.
19:28Fucking family.
19:32Zeus is constantly disappointed by his children.
19:40So, in his infinite wisdom,
19:42he always has a few cooking on Earth.
19:50Athena.
19:56Athena.
20:10The pee-pee.
20:12You can do whatever you like, you can't harm it.
20:14Oh, my God.
20:18What's it gonna be?
20:20What's it gonna do?
20:22Great things.
20:28Oh, shit.
20:30I can't get my parents.
20:40For my pregnant beauty.
20:42Trojan gin.
20:44Don't tell me there can't be peace on Earth.
20:46Okay, very funny.
20:48I thought you were gonna be my dad.
20:54Who's here?
20:56That's not funny.
21:00What are you talking about?
21:02No.
21:04No.
21:06No.
21:08Hello.
21:10Who are you?
21:12I'm his wife, little one.
21:14Now, look.
21:16Well done. I mean,
21:18you are an extremely promising fuck.
21:20And you're very pretty.
21:22I absolutely see the appeal.
21:24But we agreed.
21:26No more kids.
21:28Sorry.
21:30Mom.
21:32Help me.
21:34What the fuck happened to me?
21:36Here, here.
21:38Is this necessary?
21:40No, not really.
21:42Why do you want a baby?
21:44Your wrinkle?
21:46Not a new wrinkle.
21:48Oh, my God.
22:00I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you to calm down.
22:04Look at him.
22:06No, no.
22:08Nothing so unimaginative.
22:10Please, please, please.
22:18It's gonna be fun.
22:20There's a whole gang of you.
22:22Do it.
22:24No.
22:26Please, just this one. Then no more, I promise.
22:28Just...
22:30No, all of them.
22:32All of these half-breeds, they just take up too much.
22:34It's vulgar, it's paranoid,
22:36and it's human.
22:38You don't need them.
22:40Now,
22:42I'm gonna make us a drink.
22:44When I get back,
22:46I want that dead.
23:16See, I told you there was a gang.
23:18I've climbed the Eiffel Tower
23:20Walked in a London shower
23:22But I get lost
23:24Finding my way
23:26To your heart
23:28And...
23:30Why is everybody looking
23:32so fucking content down here?
23:34...makes it right
23:36It makes it right
23:38It makes it right
23:40It makes it right
23:42It makes it right
23:44It makes it right
23:46It makes it right
23:48It makes it right
23:50It makes it right
23:52Where Cinderella's
23:54Magic Slipper is
23:56I'm a witch
23:58I took a trip
24:00To Dallas
24:02Slept in a prince's
24:04Palace
24:06Oh, boy,
24:08they're still almost totally nude.
24:10Here.
24:12That's better.
24:14I was just down on earth, incognito mode, of course, and every human person that I saw
24:24down there was conspicuously convivial.
24:29Not scared, and when they're not scared, they're not worshipping me.
24:37So what?
24:38So why would that bother you?
24:43Not worshipping, never used to bother you before.
24:45Prometheus!
24:46What?
24:47I never had that before.
24:48Ah.
24:49You know, I'm, no, no, no, I'm weakening, and they can sense it, so I think things need
24:57to go back to the old days, where everybody down there is always on edge.
25:03I've been so lax about it.
25:05I'm just gonna go into full wipeout mode, and indiscriminate, I haven't done that for
25:10a while.
25:11I'm gonna wipe out, like, you know, I think half.
25:15Half what?
25:16Half the world?
25:17I'm gonna fuckin' shock them, I'm gonna petrify them, and I'm gonna demoralize them into submission.
25:22Remember when you killed all our ants?
25:24Remember with your kids?
25:26One of them bit you, and you burnt them all, and then you wept for a week.
25:30No, I don't recall weeping, no.
25:32Well, you did, and then there was the puppy, Hestia, your daddy ran her over with a cart.
25:37Now, listen, you loved her.
25:40You loved that puppy.
25:42You did.
25:43You loved her back to life, and she stayed with you forever after.
25:48This is true.
25:49This is the old Zeus, the one I believed in.
25:51There are many roads to worship, Zeus, you know that.
25:56Love can do a lot.
25:57You set the scene.
25:59You control narrative.
26:00You tell the stories.
26:01Hang on, hang on.
26:02That's your answer to all this?
26:03You think that I should be telling them stories?
26:06I'm just saying, you don't need to destroy everything in order to control...
26:19Look, I do what I can to protect you.
26:23I managed to set up a couple of things before I ended up here, but I am...
26:30limited.
26:32God, I miss the Earth more than you could possibly imagine.
26:44Come on, Riddhi.
27:01Come on, Riddhi.
27:13Welcome.
27:16Right, let's off, please.
27:17Nobody's going in the water today.
27:21It's not on.
27:22Sir, how can I turn this on?
27:25Did you turn this on?
27:32Okay, so, bit of a shock with the dogs, wasn't it?
27:40Yeah, you're probably wondering why you're here.
27:43Why are we?
27:45Well, you've all been buried or cremated without coins.
27:49It means that you can't go through the frame and renew.
27:53Fuck you, Jerry!
27:55Who's Jerry?
27:57Jerry!
27:58Who's Jerry?
28:03The important thing is not to feel shame.
28:06Just take your time to come to terms with what's happened.
28:09You've got plenty of time now.
28:11Sorry, excuse me.
28:13I think that there's been a mistake.
28:15No, there hasn't.
28:17Well, yes, there has.
28:20My husband was my coin bearer.
28:22So?
28:24So he would never bear me without one?
28:27He would never do that.
28:30No offense.
28:32I'm just trying to tell you that I think that there's been a mistake.
28:35There are no mistakes.
28:37Not here.
28:39Oh, okay.
28:40So then this shit show is just a front, is it?
28:44This doesn't look anything like the video, so...
28:46There are no mistakes.
28:50Yes?
28:52What happens to us now?
28:54Well, there's everything.
28:56There's a games room, a canteen, a bar.
28:59You've got a couple basketball courts.
29:01You get your own living quarters.
29:03Everything you need.
29:05But what do we do?
29:08Well, you work.
29:10You'll be allocated in an appropriate sector in a few days.
29:12No way.
29:14I have to renew.
29:16I have to.
29:18My whole childhood was given to the gods.
29:20They took my mom.
29:22I need to start again.
29:23I think they owe me a new life.
29:25The gods owe you nothing.
29:28So we stay like this?
29:32Mm-hmm.
29:34For how long?
29:35Only 200 years.
29:38Then you get your chance.
29:42Praise Hades and his generosity.
29:45Barrow.
29:54She'll be back.
30:16This is gonna be fun.
30:18Service, please.
30:39Tell me I'm doing the right thing.
30:40You're doing the right thing.
30:42Louder.
30:43You're doing the right thing.
30:44Shut up, man.
30:45Fucking louder.
30:46You're doing the right thing.
30:50Insurance fee?
30:54I don't, uh...
30:58Shit, I don't have my wallet.
31:01My friend might.
31:04How many carry cash?
31:06Sorry.
31:07Hold on, hold on.
31:08My wedding ring.
31:10Would this do?
31:13That's very fucking romantic.
31:16Did you change your shirt?
31:26Who are they?
31:27They're the Fates.
31:31They set the questions.
31:32They keep the score.
31:33On several levels.
31:36What?
31:37They set the questions.
31:38They keep the score.
31:39On several levels.
31:42Welcome players!
31:44Yeah!
31:45Yeah!
31:48My name is Polyphemus, Keeper of the Cave.
31:52This afternoon, we have three contestants.
31:56All playing for the chance to cheat death
31:59and bring back someone from the underworld.
32:02Oh, yeah.
32:03Of course, the entry's just the beginning.
32:08You've a bit to do when you get down there as well.
32:11If you get down there.
32:14Good luck to you all!
32:22What happened to that focus?
32:30Are you ready?
32:32Yes!
32:33Yeah, come on!
32:35Yeah!
32:40Round one.
32:43Please mark every freckle, mole and blemish of your loved one.
32:51Whoa!
32:52Oh, fuck.
33:03Oh, fuck.
33:27Next stop, Riverleaf.
33:30As you are all aware,
33:33divers are required to ease the passage of newly dead
33:36across the Riverleaf.
33:38You're going to be taught how to organize
33:40and run this process.
33:42There's many facets to it
33:44and it looks a lot easier than it is.
33:48Excuse me!
33:49Coming through!
33:51Excuse me.
33:54Move, please.
33:55Thanks.
33:59Divers will not be tolerated.
34:04Come on, people.
34:05Keep it moving.
34:06Let's go.
34:07Come on.
34:11The divers are here to help you.
34:13Please treat them with respect.
34:15All right, listen up.
34:17No one can be forced into the water or through the frame.
34:20Free will isn't great from an efficiency perspective,
34:22so that's where you come in.
34:24Divers are essential.
34:26You guide.
34:27You support.
34:28You get the people into the water
34:30and through the frame on towards renewal.
34:32You got that?
34:33Yes, yes.
34:34Don't fuck it up.
34:35I won't.
34:36Good.
34:37What happens if we do fuck it up?
34:39We work in children's renewal.
34:42And then, they're with you.
34:48Okay, next round, you.
34:52Tell me all about your boy.
34:55Tell us why you should be chosen
34:58to get him back from the underworld.
35:04You must not speak.
35:26What the fuck is he doing?
35:28I don't know.
35:55One, two, three.
36:26Oh, shit.
36:31Don't worry.
36:32And you.
36:34We'll sing of your love.
36:37Also, without your voice.
36:40Yes.
36:41Over there.
36:42Yeah, yeah, go, go, go.
36:45Sorry, pal.
36:57Hey.
36:58I'm sorry.
37:00Come on.
37:02Go.
37:03Is there a water-conditioner behind this?
37:06There is.
37:07What?
37:08I don't know what to do.
37:10I don't know what to do.
37:12I don't know what to do.
37:14I don't know what to do.
37:16I don't know what to do.
37:18I don't know what to do.
37:20I don't know what to do.
37:22I don't know what to do.
37:24I don't know what to do.
37:26I don't know what to do.
37:28I don't know what to do.
37:30I don't know what to do.
37:32I don't know what to do.
37:34I don't know what to do.
37:36I don't know what to do.
37:38I don't know what to do.
37:40I don't know what to do.
37:42I don't know what to do.
37:44I don't know what to do.
37:46I don't know what to do.
37:48I don't know what to do.
37:50I don't know what to do.
37:52I don't know what to do.
37:54I don't know what to do.
37:56I don't know what to do.
37:58I don't know what to do.
38:00I don't know what to do.
38:02I don't know what to do.
38:04I don't know what to do.
38:06I don't know what to do.
38:10Hey!
38:12Sorry!
38:34So you just have to guide them, that's why you're a diver, and I chose you specifically for that reason.
38:44And I'm very good with people.
38:45Good.
39:05People without coins are unable to pass through the frame.
39:13The water simply won't rise to meet them.
39:16They're trapped.
39:34Told you he was good.
39:52Oh, what the fuck?
39:54What the fuck?
39:55This man, friends, this man has done something wrong.
40:04Haven't you?
40:06Tell them.
40:07I haven't.
40:08I haven't.
40:16Fuck!
40:21Please tell them what you did, Orpheus.
40:23Tell the truth, Orpheus.
40:24We can't help you if you don't tell the truth.
40:30Yes, good start.
40:34What has he got in his pocket?
40:37What has he got in his pocket?
40:40What is this?
40:43What is this?
40:54My wife's coin.
40:56Shame on you.
40:59Because I love her.
41:00Because I love her.
41:02Because I needed her to stay so I could go and find her, so we could be together.
41:07Selfish prick!
41:09We're going to have a family.
41:10I was never going to leave her there.
41:14Please.
41:16Please.
41:24Game over.
41:27Congratulations, David T.
41:28You may enter the underworld and attempt to find your son.
41:32I'm bored. Let's go play some pool.
41:35Come on.
41:43Oh, she's so upset.
41:45Cineas!
41:47Cineas!
41:49Cineas!
41:50Cineas!
41:57Hey.
42:04You put me here.
42:06No, no, I didn't.
42:09I'm the same.
42:11Buried without a coin.
42:13And I've been here too, so many times.
42:17Trying to get past this point in the river.
42:21My husband took my coin.
42:25He can't even let me die without him.
42:27Unbelievable, right?
42:29If it makes you feel any better, I think my mom took mine.
42:34It doesn't.
42:38I'm sorry.
42:42200 years, right? That's what they said?
42:45Yeah.
42:46Okay.
42:56It gets better.
42:58I promise.
43:00Little does Riddy know,
43:02she is exactly where she needs to be
43:05and has met exactly who she needs to meet.
43:13I'm sorry.
43:15I'm sorry.
43:19No.
43:22It's an act of love.
43:33What can we do
43:36to get him in?
43:38There's got to be something.
43:41Well, perhaps
43:42for you,
43:44Dionysus.
43:46We could take to it to the underworld.
43:49Nothing's impossible, but it will cost.
43:53Of course, anything.
43:55Yeah, not you, him.
43:58Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock.
44:02Oh, no, that's, yeah.
44:05Maybe not.
44:07What?
44:09No, it's just, it's not mine.
44:10It's not special, it's just a watch.
44:14Then what's the problem?
44:17Okay.
44:19Now what?
44:21Where am I?
44:23I know what I'm doing.
44:25I got a two-phase plan.
44:28Drink your meanderwater.
44:30No, thanks.
44:32Wait a minute, wait a minute, no.
44:34Every time there's something,
44:36no thanks, come on, I got you that fun gold bendy straw.
44:41Matches your Grecian key.
44:43Drink, drink.
44:45There you go, there you go.
44:47Okay, phase one.
44:49Natural disasters.
44:51Oh, that's going to get the folks down there real respectful, real quick.
44:55Phase two.
44:57And this is a tip of the hat to you, old bean.
44:59Stories.
45:03Stories are the best.
45:05I tell them stories to get them to hate each other.
45:07Trojan war style.
45:08They're going to run away into their tender and bouncy little hearts,
45:11turn them inky black, if woven correctly.
45:14Pretty soon one asshole is tempted to steal another asshole's wife,
45:18then by and by somebody burns up his kid in hopes for a favorable wind,
45:22and then it's just a hop, skip, and a jump to a ten-year conflict,
45:24which they think that they want.
45:26And what have I done?
45:28Nothing.
45:29You know, it needs to be like that all over the world, all the time.
45:33Yeah.
45:35Yeah.
45:37Where's your watch?
45:39Huh?
45:41Oh, um, I don't know. I can't find it.
45:44Ah.
45:46Okay.
45:48Ah, okay. Wait a minute.
45:50What do you mean by that? You mean something by that.
45:52You're thinking something.
45:54Nothing.
45:56I'm sorry. Come on.
45:58The phases.
46:00Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
46:02What?
46:04Um, yeah, right.
46:06What?
46:08Hercules said that that watch was actually lucky.
46:12Hey, it saw him through his twelve labors.
46:15It should see me through my two phases.
46:18First, I find the watch.
46:20Okay.
46:22And then I launch into that plan.
46:24Okay.
46:26Good idea.
46:28That's the price.
46:30Look, I have to get it back.
46:32I have to make things right.
46:34Please.
46:36I promise to bring someone out of the Underworld.
46:38I will. I swear I will.
46:40My love is greater than death.
46:44I'll prove it.
46:50Yeah, okay.
46:52Yeah.
46:54Yeah, let's do it. Let's do it.
46:56Take it. Take it.
47:02According to myth, no one has ever made it back from the Underworld.
47:06Not me.
47:12But as Zeus of all people should know, never trust a myth.
47:36When you're all broke down and busted
47:39Sick and undisgusted
47:41It's all that hits that keep on coming
47:44Like the devil on a drum
47:46Well, that devil stands out in the now
47:48From year to year to come
47:52It feels like being locked against the heaven
47:56On the day I was born
47:58And I won't be going back there anymore
48:01No, I won't be going back there any
48:05Anymore
48:13Oh, a devil
48:16Costs much more than it can save
48:20A thorn connected to the grave
48:23It's always calling us
48:25But don't you pick it up
48:28Why should we let them interrupt
48:31What we got going on down here
48:34Don't let them interfere
48:36Cause there ain't no angels, baby
48:39No matter what they say
48:41I know our hearts sound good
48:43But it's very hard to play
49:00I know our hearts sound good
49:02But it's very hard to play
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49:06But it's very hard to play
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