• le mois dernier
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00:00Dude, relax! We're having fun!
00:08No.
00:09I mean, get me out of this game, bro.
00:11I'm literally never playing this season again.
00:12We're playing Reload forever.
00:15I'm not joking, dude.
00:19Land Rav, get the shaft.
00:20Land to the yard, get hard.
00:22What?
00:30Look at him, watching me.
00:48I'm watching you, SpongeBob.
00:50You're not leaving before me.
01:01Hey, open up!
01:02What's the password?
01:03Password?
01:04Oh man, I forgot.
01:05Forgot what?
01:07I forgot the password.
01:08See, that was almost right.
01:10See, the password begins with I forgot, but ends differently.
01:14Try again.
01:15What the f***?
01:26My stream quality looks way better than my YouTube quality.
01:29If I was a good YouTuber, which I'm not, I would be locally recording constantly, right?
01:34And then at the end of my streams, I would give the high quality recordings to Grumbey
01:41and his team.
01:42But I don't do that because I'm a lazy little f***.
01:47Do it!
01:49Just do it!
01:56How's this guy?
01:59It's high noon.
02:03I have the power of God and anime on my side.
02:17How is this dude hitting me through this wall?
02:19Mike, literally, are we going to talk about it?
02:21Are we going to f***ing talk about that?
02:23My body is behind the wall.
02:25This guy is rotating from the other side, shooting me with his SMGs.
02:31What is happening, bro?
02:33I don't want to f***ing play this game anymore.
02:35Get me off this s***.
02:36I'm f***ing.
02:37I'm going to COD.
02:38Going to a real battle royale.
02:44Okay, you might be cheating.
02:45Hold the phone!
02:56F***.
03:09Busted!
03:25Bingo!
03:36My name is Prince of Dark.
03:49Yeah, guys.
03:50I love...
03:51I like the AUG, obviously.
03:53I'm enjoying the season.
03:54But boy, howdy.
03:55Do I not like the Artificial IntelliHense?
03:59Rooster, think of the five gifted, bro.
04:11Wow, imagine wasting your entire...
04:13Like, that's the challenge that you take, right?
04:25He's bouncing off my booty cheeks.
04:27I love the way he rides.
04:30I can hardly breathe when he...
04:45Take that!
04:54Take that!
05:02Take that!
05:03Take that!
05:04Take that!
05:05I died to his turret.
05:07And he was blocking with his shield in the air.
05:09I'll say it.
05:10I'll say what needs to be said.
05:11I'll say it because no one else is saying it.
05:13All right?
05:14The season is f***ing done.
05:15This guy just f***ing flew through the air.
05:17Was auto-targeting me with a turret.
05:19And was throwing a shield at me.
05:22And the shield also auto-targets you.
05:25By the way.
05:33Ready?
05:3472.
05:3724.
05:38Shield.
05:3949.
05:45I'm gonna play.
05:46I'm gonna play reload.
05:47I'm gonna...
05:53Stop ignoring me!
05:55Ignoring you!
05:56You're too close.
05:57He really just started fighting you?
06:23Calling upon nature's strength.
06:29Oh no!
06:52Oh no!
06:57Enemy spotted.
07:08My spider sense is tingling.
07:09Who's that?
07:11Who is that?
07:23I was a guy above, man.
07:32Where the hell is he?
07:36There he is.
07:50Oh, I don't have a boost.
07:52F***.
08:23Go!
08:24Go!
08:25Go!
08:26Go!
08:27Go!
08:28I'm coming!
08:46I'm so, so sorry.
08:48You're sorry?
08:50No?
08:53Why?
09:07I'm just dead.
09:08Oh my god, bro.
09:10Dude, like, that turret must have done over 40 plus damage to me.
09:22Oh my god.
09:30That's literally shooting at me through a wall.
09:43I mean, get me out of this game, bro.
09:45I'm literally never playing this season again.
09:47We're playing reload forever.
09:49I'm not joking, dude.
09:53Bro, you know what's so funny, bro?
09:55NickA30.
09:56I want this to get clipped and sent to NickA30.
09:59All streamers, including myself and NickA30, right?
10:02We complain about stream snipers.
10:03They're the worst.
10:04Isn't it ironic that, Nick, your song could be used in the mindset of stream snipers?
10:12Stop stream sniping me.
10:13You know I never back down, never.
10:18It's like, why won't you all stop stream sniping me?
10:21Why won't you all stop stream sniping me?
10:23You know I never back down, never.
10:25What?
10:35Oh, man.
10:36It's actually too good, bro.
10:52Check me out.
10:57Come back.
11:03Oh, that's probably why so many people are eliminated.
11:22This is big brain time.
11:47Oh, brother.
11:51Oh, shit.
11:58Oh, shit.
12:13Yeah.
12:14Every side.
12:15I can't talk to him.
12:22Oh.
12:45Oh, my God, bro.
12:46I'm actually him.
12:48I should not have won that by any means.
13:19Oh, my God.
13:44That's how you do.
13:46Bro.
13:47Todd, 1HP.
13:481HP.
13:49Bro, let me tell you right now.
13:50Tell it.
13:51Guys.
13:52Let me tell you something, dude.
13:55I'm gay.